Onsted High School - Wildcat Pride Yearbook (Onsted, MI)

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fy. 'Q ,155-. Wig: .Y xv X -xy' if QM f X WORTH KNOWING Mr. Benedict: HYes, my friends, you will be surprised to know that after long study I can speak the language of wild animals. D, Seagor: 'Next time you meet a skunk, ask him what's the big ldea.H MORE DEADHY THAN THE MALE Fred Wilkins, a fabricator worker, was knocked ten feet yesterday evening by coming in contact with F. Richard- son earring unexpected high voltage.n WHY WORRY Don't worry if your grades are low, Or your rewards are fewg Remember that the mighty oak Was once a nut like you. Betsy Outman: Miss Potter, this soup is punk. Miss Potter: How do you know? Betsy Outman: A little swallow told me. :C J. JL 1. n n He: Honey, you don't make the bread that- mama used to bake. She: No, and you don't make the dough that papa used to make. H, Baker: Hwhere is that 1ead?H as she pumped her automatic pencil that worked like a plunger, HMy thumb is getting tired.H Miss Falting: HGet an automatic thumbln

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4 Q. 2125- ' .4 ,pig WX QQ? Qvx A s X I THEY'RE IN THE ARMY NOW E. Merx: nThe supply Sarge gave me a hat that's too big for my head.n Captain: HOkay, I'll make you a Corporal--then it'll fit.n .Hz : :L : N. li IG fl I5 IX The General and a Colonel were walking down the street. They met a number of privates, and each time the Colonel sa- luted he muttered under his breath, UAnd the same to you.n Finally, the General could contain himself no longer, and he asked curiously, Hwhy do you always say that when you salute?H 'nWell,H grinned the Colonel, HI was a private once my- self, and I know exactly what they're thinking.n JL JL 'L ' 'N n n 1s 15 It was a hot blistering day in midsummer. Tired and dusty during a long march across the rolling prairie, ,the soldiers of the regiment wanted only one thing--water. A rancher rode by. nSay, friend,U called one of the men, Uhow far te the next town?H HOh, a matter of two miles or so, I reekon,N replied the rancher. An hour passed and another rancher rode by. HHow far to the next town?U asked the men eagerly. UA good two miles,n was the laconic reply. A weary half hour later a third rancher rode by. UHey, how far's the next town?,n ehorused the men in unison. ' UJust a piece down the road--about two miles, 11d say.n The Sergeant sighed, and then he brightened optimisti- callya Well, men, we're not gaining on it, but at least we're holding our own.n U J .QL QL 5 wr .5 .. Wx sf' The Sergeant kissed her gently, as raindrops kiss a roseg But who over heard of a raindrop getting a broken nose?

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, 4: f fgomxx 4 ! N ROMANTIC They walked down the lane together, The sky was covered with stars, ' They reached the gate in silence, He slowly lifted the bars. She neither smiled nor thanked him Because she knew not how, ' For he was only a farmer'boy, And she was a Jersey Cow. . SENIOR LIT. Question: What is Romanticism? Answer: Romanticism is the relationship between husband and wife, life and nature, etc., and is still very popular today. SOUNDS REASONABLE CMR. ADLERJ Mother: ' Oh, Garrell! You fell in the mud with your new pants on! Garrell: ' ' Well, mummy, I fell so fast I didn't have time to take them off. Ruth W.: ' NI smell tobacco, do you smoke tobacco?H Alan F 0 HDid you ever hear of anyone smoking anything but tobacco?U Ruth W.: ' H I had an uncle once who smoked hams.n BIOLOGY QUIZ Question Kafter a thorough study of musclesl nwhat are biceps?n Answer: A It is a tool used in hospitals.