Onsted High School - Wildcat Pride Yearbook (Onsted, MI)

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SENIOR STALLS I didn't have time. I d1dn't get the assignment. I was absent yesterday. I don't remember. I forgot to study tha t. I studied the wrong chapter. I lost my book. The lesson was too long. I didn't get that far. I know, but I can't explain it I did n't get your question. Some one stole my book. My book is at home. I studied the chapter befo re. I can't write because m Y finger is sore. s s a s a a a a 4 Now Elmer, did you wash behind your ears this mo rning. IS YGUR GIL S-A-IF-IE THIN, WINTER OIL MAY NOT I GIVE YOUR MOTOR THE PRO- TECTION IT NEEDS IN THIS WEATHER. Better drive in today. Let us drain and refill your crankcase with GULFPRIDE , the world's finest I s motor oil. It's a J Safety aid for your motor, .Im IT MIGHT BE PHYLIS FISH:--UA semicolon is a period sitting on top of a comma. Somethink thatthe first time a semicolon was used was when some man did not know whether to use a comma or a period, soheused both of them togethor.n THE FACE CEssay by Fred Wilkins? A fertile open expanse, ly- ing midway between collar but- ton and scalp, and full of cheek, chin, and chatter. The crop of the male face is hair harvested daily by a lather,or allowed to run to mutton chops sp inach, or full lace curtains. The female face product is pow- der, whence the expression, HShoot off your face.n Each is supplied with lamps, snuf- fers, a nd bread boxes. .....L...-J 19 15 1: Wx 15 15 19 at .9 Remember well and bear in mind, A real good joke is hard to find And when we find a joke thats new, Please don't get sore if the jokes on you. -36 it SI- 6? 91- -25 91- N- 49 Mr. Huberg- LeRoy do you know the meaning of nHencc?n LeRoy Baldwin:- HThey're them what Mom collects eggs from every day. Rflhj ,4 L 7 'JJTV7 .371 lv www JRJQ .-' A - - o -:ff I F .-S191-nv'fi,1'. 'I ,i W, H-:T A f ,-1' Q ----. my gas

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I-' 'lr - ,-rv I William Brighton:- Mr. Mr. I don't think I deserve an absolute zero onthis 1351136311 s Gougeg- I don't either but it is the lowest mark I am al- lowed to give. 4 4 4 4 4 4 Benedict Cbefore assemblyb nwell Allright, I'm not do- ing this for vocal exerciseu 65 6? 95 it 65 65 The cry used to be N54-40 or fightln Now its U70-75 or flunkiu I KI Q 'I W K if we 15 ur at if Mr. Huber: Cin Biology? Where do all the bugs go in the winter. Ernie Black:- MP r ELI' Al MI' by of Search me. 4 4 4 4 4 4 Andrews! , Now everybody watch the board and I will run through it again. 4 4 4 4 4 4 Johnson:- .Where were you last night, Al? Johnson:- Oh, just out riding with a bunch of fellows. Johnson:- Well, tell them not to leave their hairpins in the car. 4 4 4 4 4 4 Grave doubts are entertained the faculty for the future .Z the incoming Freshmen. They Z are alarmingly worldly-wise. None of them bought slates. if if 49 45 49 65 tub .2 CIE Mr. Harwood:- There anyone in the room who absent. Is is 4 4 4 4 4 4 If reading these jokes should make you frown, Just think of the ones that we turnedidown. 4 4 4 4 4 4 Herbert Glancy:- What the deuce do you mean by telling Ruth Drum that I am a fool? Kathryn Reynolds:- Heavens! I'm sorry--was it a secret. 4 4 4 4 4 4 ASK ABOUT THIS Dere Mr. Huber: Plos cxkuse Mary from skule -my -L-continued some other pagej MEYERS ' ELECTRIC WATER PUMPS FOR HOME AND FARM SUPPLY PLUMBING 4' HEATING SHOP 3 U'-1 425. 24 - 4 1 -A-A 2