Onsted High School - Wildcat Pride Yearbook (Onsted, MI)

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lxs M if DEDICATED TO LAWRENCE STANLEY UI wish I was a little rock, A s ettinP on a hill, An' doin' nothin' all day long, But just a settin' still. I uc'76.'t eat, I wouldn't drink I wouldu't even wash, But sit and sit a thousand years, And rest myself--by gosh. ee as as as as as as as If there should be another flood, For ref e h'th fl ug' 1 er y, Tho all the world should be submerged, These jokes would still be dry. 4 s a 4 4 a w a REASONS FOR BEING LATE Ran our of Gas. Cou1dn't get the car started, Had to wait on a train Had a blow out. Got stuck in the Mud. Car froze up. ' Clock was slow. Car got in a ditch. D1dn't get up in time. Bus was late. Sick. Someone else was sick. Raining too hard. Helped do dishes. a a 4 4 M s s HILDA ROBINSON: Wise Men make proverbs fools quote them GORDON WILLIAMS: Sure, Who made that one up. , V s, . K. WM- s WNW? I , 1 v Auzmserrzoms Meena cgovsmwes , lwoLvE!z1Ne-ff PETERS Emma sr-:oss . MUCK G MURPHY omswe ssolpmme awww N107 Q 231, K,-1 l '2'-T - O - 7 '4 'I 'rf M12 'ff-.5 ,Q

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SENIOR STALLS I didn't have time. I d1dn't get the assignment. I was absent yesterday. I don't remember. I forgot to study tha t. I studied the wrong chapter. I lost my book. The lesson was too long. I didn't get that far. I know, but I can't explain it I did n't get your question. Some one stole my book. My book is at home. I studied the chapter befo re. I can't write because m Y finger is sore. s s a s a a a a 4 Now Elmer, did you wash behind your ears this mo rning. IS YGUR GIL S-A-IF-IE THIN, WINTER OIL MAY NOT I GIVE YOUR MOTOR THE PRO- TECTION IT NEEDS IN THIS WEATHER. Better drive in today. Let us drain and refill your crankcase with GULFPRIDE , the world's finest I s motor oil. It's a J Safety aid for your motor, .Im IT MIGHT BE PHYLIS FISH:--UA semicolon is a period sitting on top of a comma. Somethink thatthe first time a semicolon was used was when some man did not know whether to use a comma or a period, soheused both of them togethor.n THE FACE CEssay by Fred Wilkins? A fertile open expanse, ly- ing midway between collar but- ton and scalp, and full of cheek, chin, and chatter. The crop of the male face is hair harvested daily by a lather,or allowed to run to mutton chops sp inach, or full lace curtains. The female face product is pow- der, whence the expression, HShoot off your face.n Each is supplied with lamps, snuf- fers, a nd bread boxes. .....L...-J 19 15 1: Wx 15 15 19 at .9 Remember well and bear in mind, A real good joke is hard to find And when we find a joke thats new, Please don't get sore if the jokes on you. -36 it SI- 6? 91- -25 91- N- 49 Mr. Huberg- LeRoy do you know the meaning of nHencc?n LeRoy Baldwin:- HThey're them what Mom collects eggs from every day. Rflhj ,4 L 7 'JJTV7 .371 lv www JRJQ .-' A - - o -:ff I F .-S191-nv'fi,1'. 'I ,i W, H-:T A f ,-1' Q ----. my gas