Onsted High School - Wildcat Pride Yearbook (Onsted, MI)

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.Cp ITEM v ' We likewise, give and bequeath to this Junior Class and to the student body' Marguarite Teter's knowledge of History and Chemistry, and universe in whole or in part. We trust that the class as a whole will be able to survieve it. ITEM VI To the Sophomores, who are soon to be Juniors, we bequeath and devise all our stupidity and faculty for blundering at the simplest tasks, also the ease with which we forget the official ones. ITEM VI To the Freshman Class that is to be, we bequeath any overlooked cuds of gum we may have left adhering to the under side of desks, banisters, assembly seats of any likely or unlikely places. We have sometimes had to rid ourselves of these in too much haste to be able to pick and choose the most desirable means of disposal. . ITEM VIII The following may seem but trifling bequests, but we hope they may be accepted not as worthless things lavishly thrown away, but as valuable assets to those who may receive them. I, Kathryn Merx, bequeath and entrust to Paul A Morse my quiet disposition. I, Malcolm Williams will the title UGod's Gift to Womenn to Norman Peters. I, Leslie Stoddard leave my brisk walk to any one who has corn, bunions or any foot ailment. I, Jane Curtis will my quiet but w orldlymays ' to Jean Drake. 1, Lawrence NRipn Stanley will my sleeping ' ability to anyone who feels drowsy. I, Leo Parcels leave my studious disposition - to any Junior Girl. I, Donnavieve Hardy will m wavy hair and never vacant position in front of the Mirror to June Stoddard. 4?

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SENKDR WILL We, the Class of 1938, being somewhat sound of memory, and about to pass out of this shphere of edueation,in full possession of a crammed mine, well-trained memory, and almost super-human understanding do make and publish this, our last will and testament, hereby revoking and making void all former wills or promises by us at any time heretofore made, or mayhap, carelessly spoken one to another, as the thoughtless wish of an idea hour. As to such estate as it has pleased the Fates and our strong hands and brains to win for us we do dispose of the same as follows:- ITEM I We give and bequeath to our Superintendent, Mr. Huber, our sincere affection, deepest reverence, heart- lest gratitude, and the whole unlimited wealth of our eternal memory. In an attempt at partial payment, we make over to him here and now, a heavy mortgage on our future in the Great Unknown. ITEM II We give and bequeath to Coach Gouge the loyalty and ever-enduring friendship of the Class of 1958, in in- dividual as well as collective manifestation. ITEM III We give and bequeath to the Faculty a sweet and un- broken succession of restful nights, also all the amaz- ing knowledge and startling information that we have furnished them from time to time in our examination papers. ITEM IV We give and bequeath to the Junior Class our well- known ability to talk back in self-defense and to make any action that they may see fit to commit seem perfec- tly justifiable and proper. Q

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4 I I, Kenneth Smith will my feeble but lerdly ways to anyone capable of practicing it. I, Carlton Swain, leave with the aspira- tion of being a second Benny Goodman. I, Jane Johnson, will my ever-running tongue A to Phyllis Merx. I, Homer Rainey, leave my undertakers in- terest to Charles Stevenson, I, Dick Close, leave with my country lass. I, Grace Hane will my Ford to Hilda Robin- son that s he may be able to arrive at school by 9:00. I, Warren Marr, leavy my ability to get a- long with the teachers to anyone who ' thinks he can'use it. I, Arthur Munson, will my intelligence in '. Chemistry to Fred Wilkins. I, Betty Beach,will my ability to tap-dance ' to Evah Skeese. ' I, Marguerite Teter, leave my A's to be de- vid ed as needed among the incomingFresh- ' THGI1. I I, llloise Parcels, leave my desk in the assembly with all its varities of nchew- edu gum to anyone who feels capable 'of ' re-chewing its I, Norman Glancy, will my ability to get good marks without studying to Buelah Babcock. ITEM IX The subjoined list will be recognized as entailed estates to which we do d eclare the Class of 1939, the realand rightfal owners a nd successors. lst Our seats in Classrooms and assembly. 2nd 3rd May they endeavor to fill them as ad- vantageously, as promptly, and as faithfully as we have done. Our Senior dignity. May they uphold it forever. Any stubs of pencils, erasers, or scraps of paper that we may inadvertently left I -A 5 Sgjx Y JP!! ,X 'ASW 'K PQ 'L . X , , U13 ,, U ic M15 I, r' 'fit , .- Qs, ,f . . . .f f1::e-M if fi QLL, f .mmf :'G, v. --, rm., ,,,. S GTM,- -I