Onsted High School - Wildcat Pride Yearbook (Onsted, MI)

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G?iiZ::fi?Q::i3373 O There are grades that make us happy, There are grades that make us blue. There are grades that lure us on to teardrops, As many of them often do. There are grades we refrain to show to mother, There are grades we'd hate our dad to seey But the grade that changed m life to sorrowy Was the grade that Shorthand brought to me. Warren Marr fln Washingtonl Do you serve lobsters here? Waiter at Restaurant: Sure, we serve anybody. To The Sophomores Roving Minds Gather No Grades In School Doris Large: I'm as smart as you are, you dunce. Hebert Hunt: Why is there so much electricity in my hnir? Ray Outmand: Because it is attached to a dry cell? THE SONG OF AN UNDERCLASSMAN K 1 'S I' Ifd like to be a Senior, And with the Seniors standg A f t i b hi d . -L -- H 0Xnn2t2bE2i21Sm2? hiidim' AND l:E5T WISHES IWMQJHEXHHMQ TG UW For I would be a Senior, Ana with the seniors stay. M33 I w ouldn't ge the Presgdent, ' 'T h t b K ' 1 S S I wouldsftaie ag ercimpgrbrrjg, For all the wealth 'twould b 1 . ,- I ld ng b 1 QQENERAL GARAGE wou n even c an an e f B For Anggltsg have to sixgg , t I l ' S H AJS ?-Sim 3521 21532: QANDARD OIL Qhow truel fx mf 904 57 . if -e:Q3g4,y: Vwafbazww-

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1 4 L? Mr. Huber: Cln Biology, NLet us take the example of the busy ant. He is busy all the time. He works hard all day and every day. Then what happens.n LeRoy Baldwin: nHe gets stepped on.n nOur idea of a hypocrite is one who goes to Chemistry Class with a smile on his faeean Fred Wilkins: UShe said she would never forget me, and I'm positive she meant it.n Dick Murphy: nwhat makes you think so.n Fred Wilkins: HI stepped on her foot eight times.u Gordon Williams: nThat was a great dance. I hope I made an impression on her.n Kenneth Smith: UI guess you did. She's limping.n When Little Norman Peters arrived at school on the opening -day, he carried the following note to Mr. Huber. nDear Mr. Huber: Our sweet little Norman is a very delicate, nervous child, and if he is naughty just punish JLJ boy next to him, and that will frighten g him so he'llnb6AgQQQi? ,S p, I SERVKQE WITH CCDURTESY f-XT THE GNSTED STATE B1-xNR MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM EMEMBER FEDERAL DEPGSIT INSURANCE CCDRI? QQQTEQ7- , 1521, at-Ta-f - ,T - gi- felt. -5 ss. ,gl x 1 , itgtjl . MM? 'M sift Te ?A13N '

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CJK Till THE PLACE THAT sssvss You Mr' Benedict? You should write your com- position so the dumbest could understand. A1 Jgggggnvirhat part of it is it ONSTED, MICHIGAN that you don't understand. l Y' N ' 0 ALLEN-oL,w,mf3p A -' If you were only beautiful directory Gordon 'ffl 11 1 ams : - vu- J v Fattest Man. . . . . . .Lawrence Dowling 'L-'33 5? She :- Biggest Lover. . .Carlton Swain W0-,L would bgautiful and dumb. Best Blusher. . .Herbert Glanoy Loafer. . . ...... Kenneth Smith Rachii C ' :- suppose you're crazy to kiss me. Hog- A Yep, I'd have to be. Best Athlete .... Delmer Hardy Shortest . .... . . . .Reid Moden Moot Pootio ..... Pooo Wilkins B B B Noisiest .... Ramona Stoddard fu' -X 1.fA K, I E Meekest Senior.Nez mam Glanoy xr ' VI ' !'JH-I-lxvfiiiy'-R Quiotoot .... William Brighton I ' Biggest Feet .... Norene Knapp rf? Most Dignified .... Paul Morse Most Energetic .... Edsel Fish je-,A E Bomliest Porooo. ....... :P P P P X' ggest luffer Warren Marr Bi B . . ' -W . . f Hardest Worker. . .Ernie Black ' Most Carefree..June Stoddard Handsomest ........ No Entries -rr Q if Liblw. ,H--Qiifx-5--X is-y.,xl