Onsted High School - Wildcat Pride Yearbook (Onsted, MI)

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fi-ji. XX? Mr. Gouge: Some time ago my doctor told me to exercise early every morning with dumb- bells. Will the class re- port tomorrow befor e break fast. iafter trying first period class.l s 4 s s s 4 Mr. Benedict:- Ooooo-oo every bone in my -body aches. Mr. Andrews:- There are some headache powders in the upper drawer as as as as as as Mr. Redfield:- Why is it that you are al- ways at the bottom of your .Nu J I class. Dale Redfieldg- It doesn't make any differ ence, dad, they teach the same thing at both ends. -15 42- -39 65 96 45 icon. from some other page? today as she got wet in the A.M. and caught cold in the P.M. Hope you do the same. Her Mother. s 4 s 4 s s Jack Marr:- What is dust? Basil Foorz- It's mud with the juice squeezed out. 4 s s 4 s s Manls inhumanity to man makes thousands hesitate at the curb COAL Lummslanz usumoeazs sunvmnes Emma slams ms ONSTED ANL: K E R IQ BUILDERS IDHQNE I5 HARDWARE CDNSTED, MIC!-HG AN ' 7 . -N if Q - CQ A AL- X 4 1 r'mij,.-gpm N, ,: ILlL,Y'1. Ass-'A'-. Y N- 1.7 4.552725

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e-'Mg NSNXXNXXN mh..,w-jj? ...rf J THE IDEAL FACULTY Supt ......... Charlie McCarthy Dean of Girls...Robert Taylor Dean of Boys ........ Myrna Loy World History ..... W. Winchell Phy.Ed.Director ..... B. Crabbe Band Instructor..Guy Lombardo Speech ........ Clarence Stroud Clothing Instructor .... Adrian Piano Teacher ..... Eddy Duchie Singing Teacher...Bing Crosby French Instructor.SimoneSimon Skating Teacher .... Sonja Heine Janitor ..... ......W.C. Fivlds JUST DEFINITIONS Credit:- A step in the pathway of graduation. , Laboratory: A place of heavenly bliss, where students spend their leisure time. Noted for its orderly arrangement and pleasant perfumes. Money:- We have been unable to hold a specimen of this genus long enough to give it the necessary GROCER'S DEFINITIONS GQff60:- h What a chinaman does when he has a cold. Radishg- A bri ghtish color study for definition. Office:- A resting place for those who need quiet and rest. CBy re- quest usuallyli Initiation:- Process of refinement by which kind and considerate brothers show their love for the new Salts- raw recruits. A SHIIOT. Tgaghgpg.. Corna- I A species of human composed A result of too 317,068 mostly' of brain. Ono of the Celeryz- greatest obstacles of the Cl9T'k'S PP-Y Check student's career. Seems to Macaroniz- flourish in spite of the moat Inventor of the Radio adverse conditions. 01110112- , Athletics:- What laborers won t join A form of insanity very prev- CaPP0t2' alent among students. It takes A Weight the form of an inordinate de- Flour:- ' sire to commit murder. What grows 1n your garden Cereal:- Thc thriller you go to see CGMPLIMEN TS OF SCCDTT B. HAMBLY MD. every Wednesday night. Ammonia:- What you get when you don't wear your rubbers. Steak:- What you tic a cow to Banana:- A la rge handkerchief as SSW fl w lla . , I .,.. 4. - O .425-ry Pg h ,,,--...sux CHX .Q ,. ., .. L..... 5 'wxj!4rc'N? 5-v '- v' S' I: ' 'J '7 f c xx! ,'I2awfXx'x.:.'2'-, Q,

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1 4 L? Mr. Huber: Cln Biology, NLet us take the example of the busy ant. He is busy all the time. He works hard all day and every day. Then what happens.n LeRoy Baldwin: nHe gets stepped on.n nOur idea of a hypocrite is one who goes to Chemistry Class with a smile on his faeean Fred Wilkins: UShe said she would never forget me, and I'm positive she meant it.n Dick Murphy: nwhat makes you think so.n Fred Wilkins: HI stepped on her foot eight times.u Gordon Williams: nThat was a great dance. I hope I made an impression on her.n Kenneth Smith: UI guess you did. She's limping.n When Little Norman Peters arrived at school on the opening -day, he carried the following note to Mr. Huber. nDear Mr. Huber: Our sweet little Norman is a very delicate, nervous child, and if he is naughty just punish JLJ boy next to him, and that will frighten g him so he'llnb6AgQQQi? ,S p, I SERVKQE WITH CCDURTESY f-XT THE GNSTED STATE B1-xNR MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM EMEMBER FEDERAL DEPGSIT INSURANCE CCDRI? QQQTEQ7- , 1521, at-Ta-f - ,T - gi- felt. -5 ss. ,gl x 1 , itgtjl . MM? 'M sift Te ?A13N '