Onsted High School - Wildcat Pride Yearbook (Onsted, MI)

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I-' 'lr - ,-rv I William Brighton:- Mr. Mr. I don't think I deserve an absolute zero onthis 1351136311 s Gougeg- I don't either but it is the lowest mark I am al- lowed to give. 4 4 4 4 4 4 Benedict Cbefore assemblyb nwell Allright, I'm not do- ing this for vocal exerciseu 65 6? 95 it 65 65 The cry used to be N54-40 or fightln Now its U70-75 or flunkiu I KI Q 'I W K if we 15 ur at if Mr. Huber: Cin Biology? Where do all the bugs go in the winter. Ernie Black:- MP r ELI' Al MI' by of Search me. 4 4 4 4 4 4 Andrews! , Now everybody watch the board and I will run through it again. 4 4 4 4 4 4 Johnson:- .Where were you last night, Al? Johnson:- Oh, just out riding with a bunch of fellows. Johnson:- Well, tell them not to leave their hairpins in the car. 4 4 4 4 4 4 Grave doubts are entertained the faculty for the future .Z the incoming Freshmen. They Z are alarmingly worldly-wise. None of them bought slates. if if 49 45 49 65 tub .2 CIE Mr. Harwood:- There anyone in the room who absent. Is is 4 4 4 4 4 4 If reading these jokes should make you frown, Just think of the ones that we turnedidown. 4 4 4 4 4 4 Herbert Glancy:- What the deuce do you mean by telling Ruth Drum that I am a fool? Kathryn Reynolds:- Heavens! I'm sorry--was it a secret. 4 4 4 4 4 4 ASK ABOUT THIS Dere Mr. Huber: Plos cxkuse Mary from skule -my -L-continued some other pagej MEYERS ' ELECTRIC WATER PUMPS FOR HOME AND FARM SUPPLY PLUMBING 4' HEATING SHOP 3 U'-1 425. 24 - 4 1 -A-A 2

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SENIOR STALLS I didn't have time. I d1dn't get the assignment. I was absent yesterday. I don't remember. I forgot to study tha t. I studied the wrong chapter. I lost my book. The lesson was too long. I didn't get that far. I know, but I can't explain it I did n't get your question. Some one stole my book. My book is at home. I studied the chapter befo re. I can't write because m Y finger is sore. s s a s a a a a 4 Now Elmer, did you wash behind your ears this mo rning. IS YGUR GIL S-A-IF-IE THIN, WINTER OIL MAY NOT I GIVE YOUR MOTOR THE PRO- TECTION IT NEEDS IN THIS WEATHER. Better drive in today. Let us drain and refill your crankcase with GULFPRIDE , the world's finest I s motor oil. It's a J Safety aid for your motor, .Im IT MIGHT BE PHYLIS FISH:--UA semicolon is a period sitting on top of a comma. Somethink thatthe first time a semicolon was used was when some man did not know whether to use a comma or a period, soheused both of them togethor.n THE FACE CEssay by Fred Wilkins? A fertile open expanse, ly- ing midway between collar but- ton and scalp, and full of cheek, chin, and chatter. The crop of the male face is hair harvested daily by a lather,or allowed to run to mutton chops sp inach, or full lace curtains. The female face product is pow- der, whence the expression, HShoot off your face.n Each is supplied with lamps, snuf- fers, a nd bread boxes. .....L...-J 19 15 1: Wx 15 15 19 at .9 Remember well and bear in mind, A real good joke is hard to find And when we find a joke thats new, Please don't get sore if the jokes on you. -36 it SI- 6? 91- -25 91- N- 49 Mr. Huberg- LeRoy do you know the meaning of nHencc?n LeRoy Baldwin:- HThey're them what Mom collects eggs from every day. Rflhj ,4 L 7 'JJTV7 .371 lv www JRJQ .-' A - - o -:ff I F .-S191-nv'fi,1'. 'I ,i W, H-:T A f ,-1' Q ----. my gas

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e-'Mg NSNXXNXXN mh..,w-jj? ...rf J THE IDEAL FACULTY Supt ......... Charlie McCarthy Dean of Girls...Robert Taylor Dean of Boys ........ Myrna Loy World History ..... W. Winchell Phy.Ed.Director ..... B. Crabbe Band Instructor..Guy Lombardo Speech ........ Clarence Stroud Clothing Instructor .... Adrian Piano Teacher ..... Eddy Duchie Singing Teacher...Bing Crosby French Instructor.SimoneSimon Skating Teacher .... Sonja Heine Janitor ..... ......W.C. Fivlds JUST DEFINITIONS Credit:- A step in the pathway of graduation. , Laboratory: A place of heavenly bliss, where students spend their leisure time. Noted for its orderly arrangement and pleasant perfumes. Money:- We have been unable to hold a specimen of this genus long enough to give it the necessary GROCER'S DEFINITIONS GQff60:- h What a chinaman does when he has a cold. Radishg- A bri ghtish color study for definition. Office:- A resting place for those who need quiet and rest. CBy re- quest usuallyli Initiation:- Process of refinement by which kind and considerate brothers show their love for the new Salts- raw recruits. A SHIIOT. Tgaghgpg.. Corna- I A species of human composed A result of too 317,068 mostly' of brain. Ono of the Celeryz- greatest obstacles of the Cl9T'k'S PP-Y Check student's career. Seems to Macaroniz- flourish in spite of the moat Inventor of the Radio adverse conditions. 01110112- , Athletics:- What laborers won t join A form of insanity very prev- CaPP0t2' alent among students. It takes A Weight the form of an inordinate de- Flour:- ' sire to commit murder. What grows 1n your garden Cereal:- Thc thriller you go to see CGMPLIMEN TS OF SCCDTT B. HAMBLY MD. every Wednesday night. Ammonia:- What you get when you don't wear your rubbers. Steak:- What you tic a cow to Banana:- A la rge handkerchief as SSW fl w lla . , I .,.. 4. - O .425-ry Pg h ,,,--...sux CHX .Q ,. ., .. L..... 5 'wxj!4rc'N? 5-v '- v' S' I: ' 'J '7 f c xx! ,'I2awfXx'x.:.'2'-, Q,