Oneida High School - Oneidan Yearbook (Oneida, NY)

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THE ONEIDAN Page Eleven SENIOR WILL We, the class of 1936 of Oneida High School, being of sound and disposing mind and memory, do make, publish and declare the following to be our Last Will and Testament, hereby revoking all wills by us at any time heretofore made. We direct 1. To Jane Berical: Rena Abbott's unique popularity. 2. To Jack Cavanaugh: A tube of tooth-pase especially indorsed by Bob Natoli. 3. To Emily Chambers and Grace Cole: A subject of lengthy discussion--the Doty-Monroe Doctrine. 4. To Martin Campbell: A driver's license so you can take the future seniors out riding without ending up in the Canastota Law Offices. 5. To Miss Weiner: A typing class that can tabulate. 6. To Betty Merrill: Pat Garvin's diet. 7. To Miss Weeks: Ten shares of preferred stock and twenty shares of common stock in the WILLIAM WRIGLEY JUNIOR COMPANY. 8. To the adolescent sophomore: Louise Patricia's com- plexion. 9. To Betty Mitchell: A new amendment to the Isaac Walton League: The catching of fish of certain length is hereby made valid throughout the entire year-the length being 5 ft. 9 in. and up. 10. To Margaret Dempsey: Tiny Merkling's hard-earned letters tied in blue. 11. To Mr. Hahn: A patented medicine that guarantees non-blushing. 12. To Donald Hurrlez Bennie Manaseri's Glo , 13. To Jane Harris: A self lie-detector. 14. To Miss Coletta, Miss Burns, and Mr. Campbell: Lots of luck-you'll need it. 15. To Miss Brady: Mac 8: Coville, Inc. f.lust in easel. 16. To Eddie Iles: Tango and Xvaltz Lessons by Billy fArt Murray? Rice. 17. To Marianne Smith: The 0utC0mu of the Kentucky Derby--although Bold Venture came in Hrst, the people fav- ored Brevity. To Dick Winters: Lloyd White's amazement. 19. To Mr. Pickett: A perpetual copyright from the U. S. Gov't. to protect his ingenius inventions. 20. To Miss Champlin: Three girls that can perform on the horse like Dwyer, Lewis and Kempe. 21. To Margaret Esengard and Lyman Randall: The Conroy-Ripley Fire Extinguisher. 22. To Jean Eaton: Marion Covell's sophistication, or red jacket, whichever is more preferable. Are you a college man? 23. To Bob Le Beau: Bill Carolla's theory, It doesn't pay to memorize. 24. To Clarissa Putnam: Variety is the spice of life , so why not try Marian Hess' secret formula? 25. To the next editor of the Dial: Don Baird's art, journalistic ability, cheer leading, good humor, and red hair. 26. To Lois Rouer: Shirley Knapp's intelligence fnot ac- quired by mail.l 27. To Mr. Knapp: A pair of crepe-soled shoes: two people heard you this year. 28. To Howard Taylor: Enoch Jones' spirit of receiving what you offer him, be it paper .... or paper. 29. To Bill Carson: Hugh Baker's ambition. 30. To anyone who wants it: Betty Coon's scholastic popularity at Fish Creek School. For the benefit of those who don't know it, she was valedictorian of her graduating class. 31. To Janet Munson: Evelyn Morgan's silence. 32. To future third-floor male vocalists: The Cabin Kids' popularity, otherwise known as Bob Natoli, Warner Hodges, Sarge Sorrentino, and Bennie Manaseri, and Francis Sovocool. 33. To Doug Dodge: Bob Coulthart's place in school so the building won't fall. 34. To Jean Cross: Doris Webb's place in school, we think you will just fit. 35. To Mr. Williams: A home room with a glee club to lick Mr. Pickett's. 36. To John Cotton: A spool to wind that line on. 37. To Mr. Dalton: A life full of Joy.' . . . 38. To Alice MacArthur: Ruth Tillotson's tact. 39. To Dick Ritter: Weaver's Ford 8: Gradwell's Motor- cycle so that you can save your 515. 40. To Howard Risley, William Cuffney, Warren White, new permanent waves. 41. To John Colburn: George Demosthenes Cary's much used pebbles. 42. To John Patricia: Al Behr's Fatal Fascination and Athletic prestige. 43. To Miss Gifford: The title, Sweetheart of Phi Delta Sigma. 44. To Mr. Dalton: We can't leave it 'cause we ran out of paper and pencil. In witness thereof, we hereunto set our hands and seals affixed this fifth day of June, 1936. Class of 1936 Lawyer-VERONICA VILIANO. Witnesses: Otto Hahn, Jeanette Champlin. No, a horse stepped on my hat. Where did you get the plot for your second novel? From the film version of my first. Can't study in the fall- Gotta play football: Can't study in the winter Gotta play basketball: Can't study in the spring- Gotta play baseball: Can't study in the summer- Gotta Kirl.

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Page Ten Broadway know it alls predict a bright future for hand- some Frank Monroe of musical comedy attachment. Jack Bowers, manager of Miss Oneida' completed a tour of the U. S. and announces the clinching of a contract with MGM for Miss Oneida who is incidently Betty Coons. Marion Clanton, Jean Ferguson, Madeline Kaier are the local representatives to the W. C. T. U. convention in New York. Marion Hess, better known as Mrs. Pennyfeather, is heard in a few Fashion Notes on the Florence Ginter Beauty Products program. Wilma Miller, Mayor of Merrillsville has appointed Mar- jorie Allen, formerly of this city, and Angeline Cesario as her advisors in a new Main Street paving program in that city. Lena Ridolfo, Mary LaBalbo and Eva Ferrara have opened at Club 21. They feature blues harmonizing. Miss Ridolfo on the violin: Miss Ferrara at the Harp, and Miss LaBalbo, Vocalist. Eleanor Stevens and Irene Dunbar, local librarians, an- nounce a new system of lending books at the suggestion of Ruth Marie Allen, State supervisor. Leading Jewellers Gertrude Bickley, and Joyce Chamber- lain announce the addition of Loretta Maiura to their staff. George Ripley, King of Swing direct from 'Leon and Ed.dies features a floor show headed by Bill Rice, deviser of the new swing tap. Roy Mac Arthur, newly elected president of the Oneida Bachelors Union, has chosen as his officers Claude Leigh and Paul Eichenlaub. Louis Chambers, proprietor of the Sweets Shoppe has taken as partner and silent partner Bob Baker and Russell Buyea. Ted MacArthur and Frank Dunn, new managers of Jakes have opened a restaurant annex. As hostesses are Dorothy Roberts, and Bea Wallace. The announcements of Pulitzer Prizes for 1961 disclosed Miss Frances Schembri as winner of the novel award. Michael Barbano, athletic director at Canastota High School, has announced his acceptance to an invitation to THE ONEIDAN speak at Stockbridge Valley High School at the request of Nathan Noto, Principal. Rev. Anthony Carolla has taken the place of the greatly missed Father Coughlin in his recently inaugurated radio series. John Scales and Raymond Olin, wealthy farmers of Irish Ridge, have donated a fund of 86,000 for the 4-H Club of Durhamville. Jennie Sixbery and Muriel Smith, proprietors of the Greyhound Bus Service Restaurant, have opened a similar restaurant on the Oneida-Durhamville route. Minerva Wason, musical supervisor of the Oneida grade schools, is to conduct the Music Week Festival for the pupils of all the grade schools. Richard Weaver and Arthur Weaver, who run the Wea- ver Bros. Agency for Ford Cars, announce that there is a special sale of the old type Fords. Francis Lomery and William White, potato farmers, have just been given a contract for 3,000 bushels of potatoes by the Blue Ribbon Potato Chip Co. Isabelle Angelino and Jane Carnevale, who are representa- tives of the National Cash Register Company of this dis- trict, were promoted recently to Assistant Managers of the Utica branch. Lloyd White and Milford Mack, tree surgeons, have been appointed to treat all the insect infested trees in Oneida. Grace Kimball and Clara Weber have announced their purchase of the Oneida Dress Shop. Doris Webb and Mildred Winn, city hygiene nurses, are to conduct a clinic for school chidlren at the Medical Building. Rising young grocer, Wesley Rudolph, is announcing opening of his new Madison Street Store. Raymond Webb has consented to be the manager of the new Store. As I now finish auditing this news column, the names of my classmates make me reminisce my good old school days. As I gaze at the nature's beauty in the midst of sum- mer's benediction, I wonder what the world holds in store for the students of the class of 1961. -ANTHONY CAROLLA. Lessons In New Yorkese The Superstition Breddinbutta . . . Wawasat crack Hon? Ised 'breddinbutta' . . . Waffaw? Owits sumpin' yasay. n Oyeah? Yamuswanna saysumpin'. as Lissen wenyawakin wissummin assumbuddy wawksinna- tween youanna guy yawawkinwit yasay 'brcddinbutta'. Yeah waffaw? Taverda quawrrill' H Taverda quawrril. Youbaleevat hooey? Istroo Fya donsayit yaquawrillf' Annifya sayit yadont'?' Asright. SowI sedditf' Youseddit youseddit! Oya donbaleevit? Lissen yawanna quawrrill wimme or doncha wanna quawr- till? Awright awright-breddinbutta . . . breddinbutta . . . ! ........ -H. W. Hanemann in Judge.

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Page Twelve THE ONEIDAN Advice to Juniors Dear Juniors: Realizing how much you are looking for- ward to this advice, we hope you you take it rightly and fol- low it successfully. TO THE JUNIORS: For the sake of the teachers, have some original ideas---not especially in spelling, because the recent Class filled that order. You'd better let the Senior Privileges rest for a time. Wilson Brink and DeLloyd Brooks had better get to- gether-- Wanna fly? asked Wilson. DeLloyd, Oh, Oh! Brink, Wait, I'll catch one for you. If Jean Eaton and Burton Harp want to learn about art they better go the Barber, To the Junior Girls: Start early to reap the best harvest. To the Junior Boys: Don't forget in this school that M. D. stands not for Doctor, but for Mark Dalton. To Dick Ritter, Ben Dillon, the Motorcycle Triplets, and all other fancy driving Juniors: When being arrested don't say you're a student, because Ignorance is no excuse. To Leah Sykes, Betty Mitchell, Lena Lumbrazo, and Rose Barbano: You had better apply early to avoid the rush if you want Mary Agan's and Dick Weaver's permits for morn- ing passes. ' Cavanaugh, Taylor, Risley, and Messiter: When you go dancing, be sure you bring 'em back alive. Ned Cumings-Being a senior isn't so hot until Miss Weeks takes you over the coals! You who become Seniors keep a tight hold on Iles lest he slip and not make it. By a little harmonizing the blond quartet namely, Jane Frier, Peg Durnin, Jean Eaton, and Bet Merrell with their brunette triplets, Jane Berical, Marge Iles and Marg: Dempsey will find new heights if they continue to do things with a bang. To the Juniors: Chase away the Ghost of the School Spirit and put the real thing in its place! Garv Maher, John Tuttle, Bill Carson, Doug Dodge, Joe Mammone, and John Patricia: If you'll work together and follow in the footsteps of Buysie or Barbano we'll be winn- ing next year. Stretch Elliot: You know the Reputation of the Castle. So keep it up. Vivian Youngs, Reva Davis, and Ed. Evans: Remember you are big people now. We advise you, Marian Fidell, to start early and train the school's vocal chords. The two WARRENS better guard their hearts, lest they take wings. Rees White should speculate a bit this summer in the paper line. It's better to give than to receive. Herb Linstruth: Win some letters or honors so that you can be distinguished from the other one. We would advise Warner Hodges to concentrate, and never forget that you get what you aim for. To Burt Evans: Don't get discouraged she'll be back next fall. To Jack Thorpe: Don't forget to find out who is Boss besides you. Dick Winters: Keep 'em as sweet as they are! fas she isb 'tGene, Hank, and Lyman: We can't advise patroniz- ing home industry because you know already, so .... To Jack Herring: It's best not to chew gum in typing. To the Juniors: If you keep sailing as you have been, you'll be as large a class as ours and as keen. QALMOSTJ. Juniors' Response Dear Seniors: In return for your most helpful advice, we, the Junior Class of 1936 feel that we can give you a few hints at this time. Lester Tiny? Merkling-Make up your mind before you graduate. Is it going to be Stone Street or Cottage Place? Marion Covell-Keep up the good work and you will soon rival Katherine Cornell and Helen Hayes. Francis Sovocool-What's wrong with the Oneida girls? Rena Abbott-We hope that some day there will be a woman president: in case there is, you'll have our votes. George Cary-Bequeath your great gift of argumentation to future seniors. I Adella Frier-Rome is a pretty nice place, isn't it? We like Pontiacs and blondes, too.-Eddie Joy. isome- times.b Ruth Ray-Continue to wear your stylish clothes and you will get along. A George Ripley-Aren't you jealous of Mr. Dalton? Florence Kempe--Keep the balls rolling, or is it flying? tWe mean ping-pong ballsh. , Betty Coons-We had visions of your entering the movies instead of becoming Post-Mistress of Sylvan Beach, but . . . Viele Rose-You can save shoe leather if you move up by Cottage Place. Patty Garvin-We all can't live on Main Street. Don Baird-After graduation apply for a position as edi- tor of Esquire Jean Tibbits and Ruth Tillotson-We expect you to grad- uate with honors from the highest universities in the country. Janet Dwyer-Why not start a union of women barbers? We wonder if- Conroy and Ripley will still be that way. Isabelle Angelino and Bob Burr will grow any more. Min Covell will live on a farm. Bennie Manaseri will ever stop running around. Dick Weaver will continue to drive Model T's. Felice Ginter will ever chew just one stick of gum at a time.. Shirley Knapp, Evelyn Morgan, and Veronica Viliano will become any brighter. Billy Rice will take Fred Astaire's place in the movies, Anyhow, dear Seniors, we wish you the best of luck after graduation, and as a parting word we say, Alway think of the Juniors you left behind you.