Oneida High School - Oneidan Yearbook (Oneida, NY)

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Page Thirty-four TI-IE ONEIDAN J-,O K-JE-.S Leclau - I was very much put out by the Dean's words. Red- Well, that's better than being thrown out. Mickey- 'I admire men who accomplish things. Kexlipey- What has Gardie ever done? Mickey- Why, he is a perfect fool. .- Mammon-e-t'Didn't I shave you once beforcfn Mr. Knapp- No, I got these scars in the war. Miss Weeks- Give the most important dale in hs- tory. Schubert- 1917. Miss Weeks- Why, what important event happened in that year? Schubert- I was born. Hahn- Do you know why 1 m kicking you out? Keller- I just can't think. Hahn- That's right. g 1- Q D0 you recall the absent-minded professor who said, Now who was that girl I was going to try not to think of? Muhl- Why is it they say all blondes are dizzy? Dacey- Because they are all so light-headed. Viola-t'Vinny tells me that I am the most beautiful irl in the world. LIartha4 Wel1, it is a mighty small world after all. Billings- I hate dumb women. Oggie-t'Aha-A woman hater! Dickie- I think I have designs on Dottie! Fox- What are you-a tatooer? What did the minister pray about this morning? He said: 'Give us pure hearts, give us clean hearts. ive us sweet heartsf And the congregation said 'Amen!' ATUTUCGRAIPII-IIS

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THE ONEIDAN Page Thirty-three Basehall With Oneida High Oneida High, with a veteran team returning, has a good chance to take first honors in the newly organized baseball league which includes Oneida, Canastota, Rome and U.tlca. George Gradwell, southpaw pitcher, will do most of the mound duty for Oneida. Relief pitchers are Bobby Ryan and Frank Dunn. Members of the squad: George Gradwell, Bobby Ryan, Frank Dunn, Ralph Keller, George Maycock, Hank Leclau, Al Behr, Jack Haskell, Billy Rice, Fred Kempe, Clete Stafford, Hank Smith, Joe Mammone, John Pa- tricia, W. White, Fran Lomery, Bob Burr and Eddie Iles. The scores to date are: Oneida ............ 3 Alumni .. 5 Oneida ...... .... 3 WR. F. A. .... . 5 Oneida ...... .... 4 Nl. F. A. .... .. 2 Oneida ...... .... 1 ll WC. H. S. .... .... 1 8 Oneida ...... . 5 'R. F. A. .... . 8 Oneida ...... .... 1 1 S. A. A. .... . 6 Oneida ...... .... 5 HJ. H. S. .. . 3 Oneida ...... . .. U. F. A. .. Oneida ............ 10 S. A. A. .. . 6 League games. A -JIMMY N. MAMMONE. The Truth If you flatter a. man you frighten him and if you permit him to make love to you. the gets tired after a while, if you don't, he gets offended in the beginning. if you agree with him in everything you cease to charm him and if you don't he calls you unreasonable. If you believe everything he tells you he thinks you are a fool and if you don't he thinks you are a cynic. If you wear gay colors and rouge and startling hats lhe hesitates to take you out and if you wear a little brown toque and tailored suit, he takes you out but gazes all evening at some other women in gay colors. If you are jealous he can't endure you. If you aren't he can't understand you. If you join him in his gayety and approve of his drinking he vows Ahoatt Men you are leading him to the devil and if you don't he calls you a wet blanket. If you are affectionate he tires of your kisses and seeks consolation in some other woman. If you are sweet and old-fashioned and a clinging vine he doubts you have a brain and if you are .modern and advanced and independent lhe thinks you have no scruples. If you are cute and boyish he longs for a soul-mate. If you are bril- liant and intelligent he longs for a play-mate. lf you are poetic and temperamental he longs for a help-mate and all of the time he is falling in love with you for what you are, he is trying to remodel you into something that you are not and never will be. ADVICE TO GIRLS 1. Keep away from track men, they are usually fast. 2. Never 'make dates with biology students, they enjoy cutting up too much. 3. The football man is all right, he will tackle anything. 4. You can trust a tank uiang he will dive in and do his best. 5. The tennis man is harmlessg but he enjoys a racket. 6. Watch out for the baseball man, he hits and I'l.ll1S. 7. Be careful of the dramatic man, he usually has several good lines. 8. Don't play cards with a civil engineerg he is a bridge specialist. 9. Always let the members of the band talk about themselves, they enjoy blowing their own horns. P. S.-10. Don't read such literature as Advice for Girls.

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THE ONEIDAN laz.,cII111tyI1vc Why Attend a Business Institute Approved by THE BOARD OF REGENTS BECAUSE you selected and are graduating from a ''Regents-Approvccl'' High School, which now gives you added prestige and meets the entrance requirements of recognized colleges and business institutes. AN APPROVED BUSINESS INSTITUTE offers a safeguard in Courses of Instruction, which measure up to standards considered essential by the Regents. EVERY FACULTY MEMBER of an Approved Business Institute must be personally certified by the Board of Regents as to his ability to teach specific subjects, based on college training and business or teaching ex- perience. THE BUILDING, equipment, scholastic records and maximum class room attendance are personally inspected and approved by a State Department of Education Official. IN THE 1934-35 SCHOOL' YEAR OVER 300 HIGH SCHOOL CRADVATES CHOSE THE ONLIY HREGENTS-APPROVED BUSINESS lNSTl'I'l7TE IN CENTRAL NEVV YORK WHEN THEY MATRICULATED AT CENTRAL CITY BUSINESS INSTITUTE For information on courses and registration consult Itcgistrai' 630 SOUTH WARREN STREET - - SYRACUSE, N. Y.