Oneida High School - Oneidan Yearbook (Oneida, NY)

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'age Twenty-l'ou1' T H Ig O N E I IJ A N ONIEHDA IHUICGH SCCHOOH. SOPHOMORIE CLASS J O K E S lietly Coons -'tHow's business, big boy?' llank Smith f- I can't kick. Betty Uoons 'ff- Tllats' good. llank Sllllillw - No it isn't,. l'm a dance hall bouncer. Donovan f lXlargaret is not as young as she was. Nuhly Is she losing her looks? Donovan Yes, she doesn't get half as many from the men these days. llois What do you think of fraternities? Winters - 'l'hey're all Greek to me! Kitty Her years weigh heavily upon her. Second Kitty ls that why she is always dropping a roliplv? So he dot-sn't know whether he'll marry a blonde or il, lll'llllQ'lll'? No, his sweetie hasn't, decided yet, which she will be for the wedding. lfreddy Did you make these biscuits, dear? th-rt f Yes. Freddy Well, l wish that you wouldn't make any niorv, darling. tie-rt f'Why not, dear? lfreddyr Because, angel, you are too light for such Iwavy work, Tom Cleary f- lf a man swallows a ,f:ir1's line, he probably will have to cough up. Lonieryf--'tPlato said l reminded him of a girl on 1 magazine cover. Clark-f- That's because he only sees you once 1 month. Why did Hal break his emgageixielit to Ruth? Because he found her wanting. Really? Yes, wanting: a fur coat, a car and a yacht. Rodney----t'NVl1at.'s the inatter? You don't look as vi dressed as you used to. Joey-f That's funny. They're the same clothes. Miss VVeeks- -'-- If the l'rt-sident, Viet--President, and ill the members of the Cabinet, died, who would officiats-? VV. Coe'-- 'l'lie undertakerf' Zook'-V- ln five years l shall be at tht- top ol' tht- lad der of success. Haskell-W- What a conceited mix! You know their isn't room for both of us. Ginter- f- My legs going back on me. Rowefuls the doctor calling? Ginter--t'No, but the collector tor tht- artificial limb company is. Franchell--4 What is a Civil War veteran called wh n he rides on a street car? Marnmone-'tl'll bite, what's he called? FranchellYJ'A passenger.

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