Oneida High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Oneida, KS)

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Clase Prophesy | | Here it is 1979 and the semors of 1959 are getting together for | O the first time in @dyears, Of course they have all changed. First to arrive of all the teachers is Mr. K Jones: he is using eruthees and nas two beautiful nurses with hin. It's like he always said yeunp ené beautiful even in his old age he still runs after the pretty girls. | Wext is Mr. McIntosh with « cigar. He's still showing the boys how to data it. Now comes Mr. Wills, or wait if 1t? ‘Yes, yos, we hardly recogne ized him for he now weighes 98 ibs. and ig in a very bad mood as ‘First of the Seniors to arrive is : Mary K. Grose. She was just telling us about her 8 kids. © yes, she married Kenny Kaster, whe now owns all of Bern. Ag Tele Faye Lierg comes sown the steps we ell think of the drcams she had. She always wanted to be a secretary to some very rich Industrialist, She got her dream and also the boss. As Howard came rowing un to the school house hia chauffeur steps out to open the door we all looked apain and wow wheat a beautiful blendé why its Marlilgn Monroe. Of course it might be that he's half owner of Hollywcod. “ast but not leased comes Karen Allon (It's Karen Allen hecauso she wears the pants of their family and made Urnie Wiekham change his name to Allen.) f€hey now own the Allens Market, boy do they need to feed those 1? children of theirs. Cheaper by the dozen, C)

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Yo Conmio, i hot rod driving abllity; to Wat, my ability to olay snocker; to Sendy, my cer If you cen drive it without have ing a blow out; to Marie, my History workbook: to Roger, my bas- ketball eb lity; to Larry, my ebility to play the field; to Ronnie, th: rubber cn the highway from my car tires; to Leland, my clean fingernaile; to Virginia, ornie, Keren Sue, act Karen Kay, my class ring for them tc fight over. f{, lila Faye Lierzs, teing of sound mind and body will the following: To Bonnie my good look:; to Virginia, my white school siocs; to karen Sue, all my good looking boy friends; to Karen lay, ny pretty hair; to Larry ay ebility to play basket bell ese win most of the games as the girls did, to Ronnie not to ohuc Gum in class; te Lelend, bobby pins to set his hair each night; to Marie, my ability not to ergis with anyone, especial- ly re} to Roper, never to get kicked ont of sleas; to Ellsworth, my stron, glasses to see much betters to Coanle, my hard fine genatls and ability not to chue them in order to keep then mg; to Sandy, my good arades with e feir score; to David, ny dane pleying whieh way come in hendy tu serenade Maries tT, Karen Ann Allen, bein; of souné mind end body will the following: To Devid never to fight with my boy friend or his girl friend; to Sandy, her ability net to cheet in History; to Ellsworth, my heautiful singing, to tisris, my ability never to angue with a teacher; to Ronnie, my ability to keep my keys in school; to Roger, my basketball. suit; to Larry, my vesketbali | positicn on the girls teom; to Lelend, my curly hair if he doesn't set a nermemens; to Virginia, my laush; to Keren Sue, all of my ex hoy friends; to Maren Kay, my beentiful eyes; to Donnie, ny lone fin cermalls.

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And finally efter the banquet is over arrives 'ps. Grey as yeu lmow she ts always late, But she is real swost about ib, she fets up and seys, I am very sorry, but Shose corn Demoeratics haven't got the roads fixed end I had te drive ales,