Oneida High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Oneida, KS)

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Yo Conmio, i hot rod driving abllity; to Wat, my ability to olay snocker; to Sendy, my cer If you cen drive it without have ing a blow out; to Marie, my History workbook: to Roger, my bas- ketball eb lity; to Larry, my ebility to play the field; to Ronnie, th: rubber cn the highway from my car tires; to Leland, my clean fingernaile; to Virginia, ornie, Keren Sue, act Karen Kay, my class ring for them tc fight over. f{, lila Faye Lierzs, teing of sound mind and body will the following: To Bonnie my good look:; to Virginia, my white school siocs; to karen Sue, all my good looking boy friends; to Karen lay, ny pretty hair; to Larry ay ebility to play basket bell ese win most of the games as the girls did, to Ronnie not to ohuc Gum in class; te Lelend, bobby pins to set his hair each night; to Marie, my ability not to ergis with anyone, especial- ly re} to Roper, never to get kicked ont of sleas; to Ellsworth, my stron, glasses to see much betters to Coanle, my hard fine genatls and ability not to chue them in order to keep then mg; to Sandy, my good arades with e feir score; to David, ny dane pleying whieh way come in hendy tu serenade Maries tT, Karen Ann Allen, bein; of souné mind end body will the following: To Devid never to fight with my boy friend or his girl friend; to Sandy, her ability net to cheet in History; to Ellsworth, my heautiful singing, to tisris, my ability never to angue with a teacher; to Ronnie, my ability to keep my keys in school; to Roger, my basketball. suit; to Larry, my vesketbali | positicn on the girls teom; to Lelend, my curly hair if he doesn't set a nermemens; to Virginia, my laush; to Keren Sue, all of my ex hoy friends; to Maren Kay, my beentiful eyes; to Donnie, ny lone fin cermalls.

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C) 0-7 Cless Will I, Mary Kaye Grose, being of sound mind and body will the following; To Keren Sue, I leave my method of honest cheating in History Slees; to Keren Kay, I leave my friendship with a Rern boy GB.3 to Virginie, wy ablility to out heir; to Ronnie, my ability to ile end not show it; to Roger, to be quiet about stealing nop from the typing room; to Lerry, my straight D's in tyoing, Lelend, to tran dates; to Connie, the highest position on the bastetball team; to Sandy, the added ability tc ceteh a guy from Tern ( 516 blue eyes and dark brown heir.) Rye” I, Rex Russell, being of sound mind and body will the follewing: To Gonnie, my pool playing ability; to Sandy, ali my flashy shirts; to Bo, my reputeticn of never geing steady allthrough high school; te Tet, my tall siim physic end also my basketball position; te Merie, s glass of Milk to give to David go he can be ld up stvons bones; to Roger, my safe drive ing abilitys my sidsburne to Larry, becouse Isla Faye likes them go well; to Ronnie, my little black book as it is all filled out end I will be starting a new che on uy lons happy road to bachlorheedg to Leland, my barbar shop money; to V Ving ginla, my wastera clots: to ieee Sue end Karen Kay, my cer if they cen Reed it running. { Good Luck ) I, Howard Allen, being of sound mind and body will t he follcwings To fo, my elater if you can stend her for as long es I mvec

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Clase Prophesy | | Here it is 1979 and the semors of 1959 are getting together for | O the first time in @dyears, Of course they have all changed. First to arrive of all the teachers is Mr. K Jones: he is using eruthees and nas two beautiful nurses with hin. It's like he always said yeunp ené beautiful even in his old age he still runs after the pretty girls. | Wext is Mr. McIntosh with « cigar. He's still showing the boys how to data it. Now comes Mr. Wills, or wait if 1t? ‘Yes, yos, we hardly recogne ized him for he now weighes 98 ibs. and ig in a very bad mood as ‘First of the Seniors to arrive is : Mary K. Grose. She was just telling us about her 8 kids. © yes, she married Kenny Kaster, whe now owns all of Bern. Ag Tele Faye Lierg comes sown the steps we ell think of the drcams she had. She always wanted to be a secretary to some very rich Industrialist, She got her dream and also the boss. As Howard came rowing un to the school house hia chauffeur steps out to open the door we all looked apain and wow wheat a beautiful blendé why its Marlilgn Monroe. Of course it might be that he's half owner of Hollywcod. “ast but not leased comes Karen Allon (It's Karen Allen hecauso she wears the pants of their family and made Urnie Wiekham change his name to Allen.) f€hey now own the Allens Market, boy do they need to feed those 1? children of theirs. Cheaper by the dozen, C)