Oneida High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Oneida, KS)

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CLASS PROPHESY The class of 1953 meet again after 20 years, at the just completed million dollar school building at the original locatisn. we first lay eyes upon the Principal 4. Jones with his usual solumn look of discomfort. Standing behind Mr, Jones is Mrs. Crum, the English teacher, followed by Mr. McIntosh and Mr. Wills, the largest and loudest of the faculty. After 20 years “tr. Jones has not yet learned that it takes less museies to smile than tn frown. Although he did not always do things the easy way as his classes so wekl remember. ie Mrs. Crum is still bragging about the good deal she meade 20 years afro when she traded for her present auto. She would like a different car, but she is still paying the difference. Mr. “%cIntosh now owns the only Architectual Firm in the state of Kansas, but in his spare time is still working to improve his plastic paint formula. Due to his drawing ability Oneida now has a new school building and a United Nations building located at the North edge of town. Mr. Wills, always a firm believer in Clenderalls, now weighs 50 1b. The only thing is, he doesn't drive his Chevy anymore, he has to use an armored car. His family is now larze enough for the use of a traffic cop.

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LAS? WILL AND Ti. STAHENT I, Boris Campbell, being of sound mind bequeath the following to my class mates; To these I leave niy ability to? sing-Howard, keep my mouth shut when 4 teacher is talxing-Karen, keep my insults to myselt Joyce, walk in high heels-Mary Kaye, play basketball- Rusty, type and a sack of feed for a punching bag- David, drive a car safely-Sandy, face the front of the room-Gene. .To the rest I just leave my: study hall dess, opposite Karen-Marie, good grades-Ronald, my brains-Leland, my Kiddie car s he can go get Linda-Jerome, my good looxs= Kermit, water gun I wish I hadeLarry, ny card playing techinque-Roger, the red in my hair to match her tamper- Connie, a new horse collar for his dog-Rex, my good sportsmanship-Isla, and last of 311 Harold, my good aim with a dictionary. P.S. To the teachers I leave vsace and quiet, I, Kenneth Eugene Nott, being of sound mind bequeath the following to my class mates; my abilities to; stay in class after telling off the teachers-J9ycs, smoke- Harold, run-Ellsworth, play basketball-Isla, highjumpe Roger, drive 4 ear-Gene, These I leave: Howard-my hot rod if he can make it run, Karen=my curly hair, Ronaide- Knowledge of sating candy and nuts and not getting caught, - Leland-my good build, Mary Kayeeall the boya 1 know, Jerome-the biack marks on the highway, Rusty-my basketball auit, David-typing speed, Xermit-Twin pipas, Larry-pleasing personality, Sendy-my pictures of ELVIS, Roxemy goal making accuracy, and to Connie my small fest. ‘I, Edgar Dean Claycamp, being of sound mind bequeath the following to my class mates; my abilities to; stay in school-Jerome, mancuver with the basketball-Ellsworth, get off the floor while: jumping=-David, get out of schoole Kermit, rebounding-Roger, remain quiet in study hall-Gene, defend myself-Rex, stay out until 2:00 every night and still come to school-MaryXeye, These I leave my: Horse shoe chewing tobacco-Ronald, basketiall suit 55-Harold, water pistol-Leland, height-Rusty, basketball shoes-Larry, good looks-Karen, curly hair-Marie temper Sandy, to Joyce. tala and Connie my brothers Emmett, Eddie and Ernest, res- vesebtively.

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GLASS PROPHESY (continued) First to arrive is our own Major Doris Campbell of the Womens Navy Corps, among 100 handsome body guards and a 21. gun salute. The golden Satellite had to be parked on the highway for it was to wide for the side street called main. she volunteered to be the first to travel to the moon, but her fellow officers thought this meeting was more important. Xenneth E, Nott is next .to arrive, he has galiantly taken the place of LVIS (you remember) Presley. lie in his spare time has becone a great wrestler, one of his most frequent opponents is nis conscious. He has collected the Rubber that he lost from his tires during and after iliga Sehool, and has become 4 rival for U.S. Rubber Co., by the development of Notts Rubber Ince As a remembrance of the Old Days, he has preserved his 1°50 customized Ford. Eazar Claycamp is last but not least to arrive, al- though he never was quite on time. We have discovered that he has become the Governor of Kentucky, with a staff of relatives. Altho.¢h he is the tallest of the three, he has never found a girl to meet his level, but like the tall man at the parade, he is still looking. After he has closed the deal of purchasing Russia, he plans to retire. Rumors are that he plans to.marry the equalivalent of (Yesteryears) Marilyn “Monroe. Te menu consisted of everything from Hot Dogs to Caviar and Soda Pop to Champagne. After this very enjoyable meal and visit, they all said good-bye and gave their best wishes, and solumn prouises to remember the Old and Gay Days of Oneida Rural High School, ©