Oneida High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Oneida, KS)

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GLASS PROPHESY (continued) First to arrive is our own Major Doris Campbell of the Womens Navy Corps, among 100 handsome body guards and a 21. gun salute. The golden Satellite had to be parked on the highway for it was to wide for the side street called main. she volunteered to be the first to travel to the moon, but her fellow officers thought this meeting was more important. Xenneth E, Nott is next .to arrive, he has galiantly taken the place of LVIS (you remember) Presley. lie in his spare time has becone a great wrestler, one of his most frequent opponents is nis conscious. He has collected the Rubber that he lost from his tires during and after iliga Sehool, and has become 4 rival for U.S. Rubber Co., by the development of Notts Rubber Ince As a remembrance of the Old Days, he has preserved his 1°50 customized Ford. Eazar Claycamp is last but not least to arrive, al- though he never was quite on time. We have discovered that he has become the Governor of Kentucky, with a staff of relatives. Altho.¢h he is the tallest of the three, he has never found a girl to meet his level, but like the tall man at the parade, he is still looking. After he has closed the deal of purchasing Russia, he plans to retire. Rumors are that he plans to.marry the equalivalent of (Yesteryears) Marilyn “Monroe. Te menu consisted of everything from Hot Dogs to Caviar and Soda Pop to Champagne. After this very enjoyable meal and visit, they all said good-bye and gave their best wishes, and solumn prouises to remember the Old and Gay Days of Oneida Rural High School, ©

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CLASS PROPHESY The class of 1953 meet again after 20 years, at the just completed million dollar school building at the original locatisn. we first lay eyes upon the Principal 4. Jones with his usual solumn look of discomfort. Standing behind Mr, Jones is Mrs. Crum, the English teacher, followed by Mr. McIntosh and Mr. Wills, the largest and loudest of the faculty. After 20 years “tr. Jones has not yet learned that it takes less museies to smile than tn frown. Although he did not always do things the easy way as his classes so wekl remember. ie Mrs. Crum is still bragging about the good deal she meade 20 years afro when she traded for her present auto. She would like a different car, but she is still paying the difference. Mr. “%cIntosh now owns the only Architectual Firm in the state of Kansas, but in his spare time is still working to improve his plastic paint formula. Due to his drawing ability Oneida now has a new school building and a United Nations building located at the North edge of town. Mr. Wills, always a firm believer in Clenderalls, now weighs 50 1b. The only thing is, he doesn't drive his Chevy anymore, he has to use an armored car. His family is now larze enough for the use of a traffic cop.

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