Oneida Community High School - Mohawk Yearbook (Oneida, IL)

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CLASS WILL ANITOUITCZR The scene of this skit is in the reception roon of a laser's office. The relatives of the late Clans of '39 have been called there to hear the read.in of hi3 v7ill. As they wait, they are tallcin asaonfr then selves, voicin'- their desires and dislikes concerning their deccsed' relative. The lawyer enters the roon and silenfee prevails. CURTAIN Lawyer; Ladies and gentlemen, you are the relatives of the late Class of '39 and have been summoned hereto hear the reading of his last will and testament. I an sorry to note that all of the beneficiaries are not able to be here to-day due to illness and other r.iinor reasons. However, ve shall proceed if you will ive ne your undivided attention. Richard Dozer I suppose 1'11 yet all the old tarc.j slips and excuses to use next year, as if I needed then. Lawyer: Please !• No interuptions. Lois McNeil: I'll just die if I yet Ada Marie's red hair. Larger: (readin ) I, your affectionate brother, the Class of '39, leaves to all of you as a yroup r.iy abil- itr to pacify or rather mystify the teachers with late book reports and hope that you ..'ill be a le to uphold this tradition as ' ell as the family of the 'Oneic.a Community Kiyh School have of the past. How for the Individual becuest3. I shall take each part of ray estate separately in order to avoid confusion. I think you all are fami- liar with ny possessions. Housel Roberts bequeaths his tall structure to Lester Olin to use forever, and if he finds the long leys inconvient at any tine he has Housel's permission to remove then at the knee joints. Ranona Peterson leaves her style of hair dress to Alice Carlson. Lois: I was kinda hopin' for that. Alice has natural- lly curly hair and I need it worse than she.

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i3crtha Morgan leaves her rapid spocch to Raeacll lehring and her talent for remembering facta to the Stephens tweins. Beth Swanson: Sold to tho American Tobacco Company. Zeko Foster: The Stephens twins don't noed Bertha's nenary of facts a3 bad as I do—I rcsont that part John Lingwall wills hi3 ability to get to Gal03- burg in record-breaking tino to Sonny Holno3. Carol Sornberger: Yeah, by way of tho Victoria Hard road I Zeke: Carol's getting worried about Sonny now. Lois: I wonder? Marjorie Nol3on loaves her surplus lipstick to Louise Rask and anything olso 3hc has to anyone vtio want3 it. Richard: Don't all 3peak at once. Helen Sclnan bequeaths her keen wit and cute ways to Phyllis Widger. Richard: Phylli3 alroedy has cute ways. Dorot yCarlson leaves her best boy friond, Bob Hannam, to Doris McMaster. Beth: That is not fair, ahe already haa ono I Ada Mario Holme3 leaves hor red hair, coy blushes and friendship with Charles Clague to Genevieve Holmoa. Lois: Thank goodnc33'. Gloria Rathbun loaves her big eyes to Mary Helen Kennoy, and if she doesn’t find nood to U3C them aV has Gloria's permission to give it to Josephine Wyman, Kenneth Rowe bequoaths hi3 bachelorhood to Harry Elli3on. Dick: The way he’s boon acting lately, I don't think he will be a bachelor. To Zeke Fo3tor, Carl Anderson wills hia keen Powers of map 3tudy and his U.S. History book. Beth: I wouldn't mind getting that book, it'3 so nev; booking, I wonder if it has ever been opened?