Olds Consolidated High School - Raider Yearbook (Olds, IA)

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SENIOR WILL le the atomic Senior Class, in the year of our Lord, nineteen hundred and fifty, city of Olds, township of layne, county of Henry state of Iowa United States of America, planet of Earth, nebular of Solar System, being of questionably sound mind and body, do hereby construct, ordain, and make pub- lic this, our last will and testament. ARTICLE I le, the Senior Class, will our luxuriously designed and im- macuately kept desks, which we so lovingly cherished during our last year at the Olds Institution of Higher Learning to the Class of 1951. ARTICLE II The Senior Class wills their positions on the athletic teams and in the musical groups to the Junior Class. ARTICLE III The Senior Class wills their ability to con3truct1v,1y crigi- cize and impartially listen and vote on their classmates bright eul- Egstions to the Juniors. lay the boys never lose any arguments. ARTIC IV The Senior Class wills their ability to get on the honor roll to the Junior Class. ARTICLE V Allan lolander wills his guns and boots to Russell Boshart. lay he shoot a lot of crows. Virginia Swanson wills that wide awake look to larie Swenson. larjorie Rich wills her ability to become engaged during her senior year to Virginia Butcher. llerle Unkrich wills all his girl friends to Clarence Roth. lay he never run out of stationery. Norma Eubenk, Lela Stephens, and Virginia Raganman will their desire for domestic bliss to larilyh Spangler, Doris lolander, and larilyn Hudson. Keith Hultquist wills his magnetic attraction for the opposite sex to whom it may concern. Charles lesser and Delores Swanson will their reading of the newspaper in a corner in Literature class to Bill Tolander and Dgrgzhy Reschly. lay they become educated, also. Jack Boal wills his place on the mound to Roger Swanson. lay Ainsworth never prove a stumbling block again. Carl Reschly wills his understanding of science to his sister, Dorothy Reschly. Keith Hultquist wills his thirst for knowledge to Clarence Roth Charles lesser wills his tall dark physique and his 'Walter litchum personalityn to Warren Olson. Lela Stephens wills her curiousity to Doris lolander. lay she keep her nose out of other people's business. Virginia Swanson wills her interest in Winfield to larilyn Hudson. Allan lolander wills his position as the boy's basketball man- ager to Russell Boshart. lay he never forget the wet towel and the gum Jack Boal wills his German accent he acquired from the class play to Warren Olson. lerle Unkrich wills his powerful vehicles and automatic shot- guns to larie Swenson. lay she be as generous with them. Norma Eubank wills the love seat in the Eubank home to Bill Tolander. Virginia Haganman wills her negligence in the care of original documents to Dorothy Reschly. larjorie Rich wills her ability to argue with the teachers to larilyn Hudson. Carl Reschly wills his ability to keep a stiff upper lip when refused a date to Roger Swanson. Delores Swanson wills her dynamic personality and her many tal- ents to any or every girl in the Junior Class. In witness of the Senior Class we have signed, sealed, published, and declared this to be our Last w111 and 'reeuemenc on the sixteenth dey er my in the year of our Lord, nineteen hundred and fifty. We hereby declare that all matters stated within shall be binding by law. Signed, lembers of the Senior Claes.

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CLASS PROPHECY Have you seen the latest edition of Burpee's Garden Book? We ran across some very special features that might interest you. Carl Reschly was arrested for making records. His latest release was, uNever Trust a Womann. Virginia Swanson was chosen Mrs. America following her marriage to Jimmy Evans of Winfield. She still uses Ipana toothpaste. Charles Messer won 850.00 for his essay on VWhy I Use Chamberlain's Lotionu. Lela Stephens was chosen HThe Most Outstanding Mother of the Yearu. She re- ceived the honor as a result of having a baby sitter 297 nights out of the year. Norma Eubank and Virginia Swanson won the National Two Woman Basketball Crown at Madison Square Garden. Eubank's total points for the year were 1970. Swan- son, however, was outstanding on defense. Jack Boal, star pitcher for Jim Rose's No-Stars, set a new record in hitting batsmen in a single game. He hit six against the Mt. Pleasant All-Stars Sunday. This brings his season total to 893, a new season record. Delores Swanson has reached her two goals: becoming a teacher and being hap- pily married to her highschool sweetheart. Merle Unkrich, star center of the White Globetrotters, was so anxious to get into the game that his foot became entangled in the towel he had previously thrown to the floor in his excitement. He is now in the hospital suffering from a fractured skull. Norma Eubank, the wife of Cleo Rodgers, will exhibit her paintings at the Olds Museum-of Modern Art. Her most prized paintings will be sold at 107 per dozen. Keith Hultquist has been chosen the best stock car racer for the past 5Oyears. Allen Molander, United States wrestling champ, returned to this country after being on a tour in Europe for six months. When asked about the tour Mr. Molan- der replied VI didn't win any matches but I sure had funn. Virginia Swanson, noted for being afraid of the water in her highschool days, has now won fame by swimming the English Channel in 4 hours, 25 minutes, and 6 seconds. Marjorie Rich has won S2500 at a bank-nite show. It was reported she will start a gas station of her own at Wayland, Iowa. Vernon Nebel is trying to get the contract to deliver all gas and oil. Virginia Haganman, paper weight boxer, met Mad Lady Muntz, otherwise known as Lela Stephens, a famous Irish boxer, at the Olympics which were held in Tokyo, Japan. Virginia won because she looked at the second in the corner, who hap- pened to be Jack Derby, a person she had wanted to knock out for years, and got so angry she hit Mad Lady Muntz in the nose and knocked her cold. Frank Buck II, better known as Charles Messer, has returned from darkest South Africa, where he captured the wild woman of Borneo, Delores Spangler. After winning the Nobel Prize for '67, Allen Molander has announced he will resume his study of nucleur physics and has accepted the position as Professor of Physics in the newly established University of Olds. Keith Hultquist and his Dixie Land Jazzers, have just completed a nationwide tour of the United States, visiting such places as The Stomp Room, Olds Tea Room, Swedesburg Metropolitan Opera House, Wayland Island of Jazz, and numerous other places. Delores Swanson has been selected Miss Educated of 1967. She is now collabor- ating on the Webster Dictionary. She has been selected as chief advisor to such people as Einstein the II, more commonly known as Allen Molander. Carl Reschly has been selected the most outstanding Hollywood comedian, his nickname being RED RIT, THE KILLER. Mr. Hannum, better known as NPopsV Hannum, has been chosen head basketball coach at the University of Iowa, with Herbert DePrenger as trainer and waterboy. Mr. Brostrom has finally succeeded in getting the Olds Girls' Basketball team to the state tournament. Dean L. larshall, former instructor at the Olds High School, has recently gone into retirement to complete his greatest work which is said by experts to rival Shakespeares', UAs You Like Itn. Merle Unkrich the celebrated trumpet player and leader of the Texas Symphony, had the honor of buying the first '67 Cadillac. The TTT's were honored by having Mrs. Vernon Nebel, the former Miss Rich as a guest speaker at their annual meeting. Hrs. Nebel was the 1952 Olympic track winner from the United States completing the 100-yard dash in 12.1 seconds. Here's an interesting advertisement. GeeGee Haganman has perfected a new freckle cream which she accidentally made by combining absorbine vinegar, fly spray cough syrup, a dash of Wheaties, and a pinch of salt. This is guaran- teed to ki 1 or cure anything. And last, but not least, the end.