Old Glory High School - Pirate Yearbook (Old Glory, TX)

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SEMOR PROPHECY WE NIORS HAVE ANALYZED OUR TALENTS, DISCUSSED OUR AMBITIONSE AND AVE LOOKED INTO OUR FUTURES. CONSIDERING THE UNIQUE PERSONALITIES AND UNUSUAL CHARACTERISTICS OF THE MEMBE 0 CU CLASS, WE BELIEVE THAT WE SHALL HAVE MOST INTERESTING LIVES. WE PREDICT: SOMETIME IN THE 1960's, JOE EDD WILL LISTEN TO AN OPERA FROM THE BEGINNING TO THE ND. A TER H RECO FROM THE SHOCK, HE WILL BECOME THE FIRST SONG WRITER IN HISTORY T0 PUBLISH CLASSICAL MUSIC WITH A HILLBILLY BEAT. SMART BOY. ABOUT FIFTEEN YEARS FROM NOW LIZ STRICKLAND SHOULD S C HER RACING CAR WILL BE A HOPPED-UP '53 YELLOW CHEVEROLET. FL YD WILL U'NDOUBTEDLY ENTER THE WRESTLING PROFES- KNOWN AR AND WIDE AS AWFUL OFFILL , HE SH ULD BE OESFECIALLY GOOD ATG UNST GROANS AND ELB Bow JABS. IF ALL ELSE FAILS, HE CAN ALWAYS OVERCONE HIS OPPONENT WITH A WELL AIMED WATER PISTOL LORENE CROSSON WILL BE TWEST TEXAS' FIRST LADY DISK JOCKEY WHEN SHE TAM ES OW EIHOO OF KDWT. SHE PROMISES T0 PAYO SPECIAL ATTENTION TOC ALL THE REQUESTS THE OLDG AREA. IS VAHLENKAMP RUNS FOR GOVERNOR IN 1970, SHE E WITH BEUNICE'S GLIBNESS AND LULU'S POLITICAL ACUMEN, THEIR OPPONENTS WON'T HAVE AC h OUR SPONSOR MRS. KLUMP WILL BE WEALTHY, EN- JOYING THE MONEY FROM THE SALES OF 00K, OLA SSROOM LECTUM 1 TO 1,000, THE MOST POPULAR EDUCATIONAL VOLUME SINCE OLD MOTHER GOOSE.