Oktaha High School - Yearbook (Oktaha, OK)

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SMILI AVHILI Janes: I had s rotton date last night. Bill: hath tough, what did you do? Janes: Oh, just spit it out. llary Lee: How did you happen to oversleep this morning? lugenex There were eidxt of us in the house and the alarm was only set for seven. Shirley: What are we having for dinner, Mother? lother: Oh, hundreds of things. Shirley: Un, good, what are they? llother: Beans Jimmy Hopkins saying prayers . and please make Buffalo the capital of Florida Jimy's llothsrz Vhy did you ask that, son? Jhay: Because that is what I wrote on Civic exam. Glenna: Have you any idea why a chicken is a heavy eater! Betty: Sure, because he eats a peck at a time. llrs. Dodds: Really, Lonnie, your writing is getting worse every day. Lonnie: Well, Hrs. Dodds, if I wrote any better, you'd be finding fault with my spelling. J. B.: Doctor, can't you do something, I swallowed a harmonica? Doctor: Keep calm, ay boy, just be thankful you weren't playing the piano. Dentist: Will you take gas? Patsy: Yes, and you might as well chock the oil while you're at it. Tommy: What would you do if I kissed you on the forehead! Betty: I'd call you down. Poke: Why are you using boards with holes in then? Jim: 1.'hey're hot holes. Poke: They're not, eh? lell, you sure had me fooled. Bob! 'hat did you think of that ventrlloquist in assembly? lolanx Oh, I didn't think she was too hot, but that little gn on her knee was awfully funny. Pat in an art museum: I suppose this is one of those hideous caricatures you call modern art. Josn: lo m.'an. It's only a mirror. lr. Rainwater: lly shaving brush is very stiff this morning. Peggy: !hat's funny. It was nice and soft yesterday when I painted ny bicycle with it. Ievonnea ly mother talks to herself. Oleda: Bo does mine, but she doesn't know it. She thinbs I'm listening. Irs. llsdonnells How's the young nan who swallowed the half-dollar? Jackie: le ehsnp yet.