Okanogan High School - Dog Tracks Yearbook (Okanogan, WA)

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LAST HILL AND TESTAHENT OF TH SENIOR CLASS OF 1950 We, the senior class of 1950, being of sound mlnd an body, do hereby proclaim this our last will and testament We have agreed that 1f th1s school is to continue function ing, it is necessary for us to bequeath our many and varied talents to you, the under classmen We realize the school w1ll never be the same w1thout us, but with the afore said solution we hope it can struggle on. Knowing how reserved you are we take our thanks in advance. we hope you will re ceive these great honors in the splrit which they are given, and may you profit by them. I, Vlrg1l Holterman, will my ability to sleep mn fourth pe rlod study hall to any poor fool who hasn't sense enough to I, Eugene Holeman, will my third period library to Arno Hag erup, so that he may change the 'date dueu stamp any tlme he W1Sh88g I, Boone Myers, bequeath my ability to sk1p school and get oaught to John Skelton. I, Rosemarie Martln, leave the nlckname nJigabooN to Stanley Waddell 1n hopes that he will live up to lt as well as I d1dL I, Rosemary Pelle, will my knack for acquiring n1cknames and go1ng with boys by the name of Don to Lillman Thompson and Eloise Wylet, I, Patsy Palmer, will my trips to Chelan to Loise Pfelfer. I, Rodgers Hamilton, bequeath 30 pounds of my excess muscle to Bob Cubbage, in the hope that he may use 1t. I, Wayne Cook, bequeath my ability to graduate to my brotherg Whrren, in hopes that he may do the same. I, Glen Baden, leave my ability to get a woman at the snap of my f1ngers to Ralph Starzman who seems to be doing quite well already I, Shirley Sehmmdt, al1as Squirrel, will all the nuts I hid to Helen Sylvester, in hopes that she may find them. I Don Schreekengost, will my charming personality to any one who th1nks he can handle it as well as I have, I, Bob Fritts, leave my musical talent to Irma Fillmore, -28 ' d . o 'go to bed. , I

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'Greeley's Gas, one of a corporation of west coast service stations owned by gas magnate, Patricia Greeley. There, Boone Myers, a 'Greeley Gasn mechanic replaced the tire and we went on our way. After dropping Maydene at her apartment we drove past Glen Haden's orange grove. He appears to be quite prosperous. Janet turned on the radio just in tlme to hear that Vlrgil Holterman had broken the world's record in hot rod racing for the third consecutive year! Arrived home to sink into bl1ssful oblivion on our new Squealy mattress, put out by Phyllis Carpenter Inc. Set my R M. Martin alarm clock for seven a.m That gives me just enough time to catch the eight forty five plans for New York in the morn n May 2, 1975 Dear Diary: Arr1ved at the airport in plenty of time to catch my plane th1s mornlng. One of my fellow passengers was Miss Gail Dickson, famed cr1m1nal lawyer, who was flying to New York to act as the defence attorney for Rodgers Hamilton, treasurer of the Brotherhood of Sootless Ch1mney Sweeps. e was being sued by h1s union for swlndling union funds. Gail had received a letter from Mary Conner about the tr1als and Dame we got on the subgect of football and what a success Coach Winston McCulley had made of his 1974 football squad! He's at Notre Dame now too' We landed safely at Holeman Field, recently named for New York's filibuster1ng senator, Eugene Holeman. Eugene had filibustered for twelve hours to stop a bill for the reductlon of school hours, and the pre vention of detainment after school, Our ideas certainly do change as the years fly by! Went directly to the Park Ave nue Hotel where I was greeted by the manager's widow, the former Miss Rosemary Pelle Had an appointment with R W. Fritts, president of the New York Museum of Unnatural Hist cry. On my way through New York City's crowded streets, whom should I chance to meet but rookey policeman, Donald Schreckengost, directing traffic across Fifth Avenue. Drop ped into Sac's Fifth Avenue for a minute to say hello to Bob Taylor, head floor walker. Was pleasantly surprised to see Joan Sawyer modeling a lovely cocktail dress for middle aged ladies, especzally designed by Cheloye Bartholme Had d1n ner with Shirley Schmidt, president of the Bouncing Baby Home, and Janet Tate, ski resort hostess at Sun Valley As we were leaving we met John Van Binsbergen at a corner ta ble, waiting for his chorus girl wife. The three of us then went to Carnegie Hall to a Symphony Orchestra concert, fea turing as its guest, Miss Patricia Palmer, clarinet soloist. Returned to the hotel about twelve p.m. Have had a busy day and am fatigued, so I guess I'll hit the hay Good night, dear diary! 27 ll l 1 go ' H tribulations of being a fraternity house mother at Notre O I I I . . . - C

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I, John Van Binsbergen, will my way with the women to Pal Goss, hoping he will get as far as I did. I, Bob Taylor, will my abillty to smoke fags on school tlme to Delmar Spr1nger who probably just gotta have anoth clgarette I Floyd Self, w1ll mv ab1l1ty to study hard and get my work 1n on tlme to Rylla Hockey I V1nstvn McCulley, since I probably won't have any need for it apter I once graduate, do bequeath to my brother Dale all the useless 8dUC8t1OH I've acqulred durlng the last 12 y6B.I'So I Frank Workman, leave my razor, which I have been uslng for two years, to Jun Hayden I know lt is a good razor, I haven't had to change the blade either t1me I, Janet Tate, wlll my naturally curly hair to Bob Wassell so he Non't have to sleep on curlers any more I Joyce Hed1ngton, leave Fes1tantly when I th1nk of my man here without me to watch hlm. I, Terry Conner, wlll my lovely red hair to Rita Roe, hoplng that lt w1ll attract as much attert1on as mlne has I, James Cunnlngham, will my bo1sterous manner to Joyce Fin tad, then she mon't seem so d1gnif1ed. I, Joan Sawyer, w1ll my S1 ter, Kay, to O H S for the next two years, slnce she's useless To me, that 15 I Shlrley Herman, w1ll my ab1l1tv to St1Ck to one man to Donna Graves rho f11tS fro ore to another. I Gall D1clson, 1111 my sheen and all the F1Ckn8m6S that go Wltb ther to so e poor soul I Betty Crorder, le ve my sreaters and my ab1lity to wear them to G1en Holt I, la 5 Conner, leave my 011169 perlod to Sherry Stout hop ing she can Ilnd the thlngs I filed Cheloye Bartholme, can't g1ve up anythlng, I want to take all to Cheney w1th me Gene Corb1n, w1ll my ab1l1t5 to get along with Mass Smith Darrell Tracey. 29 . . ' ll 'I BI' . o ' . . . I .. U .r- , 4 . ' v . . . . . , A. . 0 . ' . o . ' 9 . . . , A . . . . . -L. . ,. , . . . I A . 1 e qv ' ' . I . . . . 9 LJ I l I . . o 0 . . . . . , . . t . 'V ' W- ill A C .A f 1' , , . A . I . 4 ' L. rk I 11 o ' , . .A 1 A I. ff Q 5 rf ' ' - ,, . . o I . . I . . lt . . . . . . I, f to 1 1