Ohio State University - Makio Yearbook (Columbus, OH)

Text from Pages 1 - 222 of the 1889 volume:

R1c:1-wen Enos., A .V 'HA A-.,..-. rf- ?-WJCS .H ,. . I I I 'Z SHELF I 3 7 lll' ,sxuuyyxluulllunllllzlmloy V- I i . ' QNX ' 0100 , ' I tt Y0v0GICA'-.ga I I .1 .i ., A HQ .. . V ' I C 'ff 0 . I 7 W1n1,,,lfI1E 4- .XL nwxwwx I - lullllllillllilllllllmmm - I LIBRARY OF I I I THE OHIO STATE ARCHAEOLOGICAL 8a HISTORICAL , I ' SOCIETY. , Our St GIFT OF nplete , I , RECEIVED Ig I COINISISTING OFC A The Latest Novelties of the Season. T- - Ozwf Prices are 'ZUZ.fhZ.7fZ Me' reach of E7Je7fy60afy. Uniforvms an Specialty. BLUNT :-'CBut as you know me all, a plain blunt man. 5 , K r K 39 - ,V , 5 1, I :- I I 3 ' f f D x 223 9 ' H X QXQZ 1 If X x x ff f W fx ' 5 ,NA N ' g Q 6 nwzs 1 , ,W . fs g x N J' j A Sq 24 ' an . .-44159 +I.: , .J A. I. i . Q Q Q Q 4 Q , , , , , 1 A. S. GRAHAM, D. D. S. A C. A. ECKERT, D. D. S f . rczfiam if safari, UENTTCWE, 1 1 I gl. 5. I 1 i Q T D Building, D f V ,G51.jposiTQ Qlumbus Buggy Q 5peqi al Priqes +G Qfudenfs., . i W' ...,,p+ssi S?Sb:2 'lI Q52 fi QI D l5oi l l . I . , . .. fs the Worlclf, , - as too noble lor HAM1LToN .- His nature We , ' 't nd arfe Styllsh i Shoes that Wear, F1 l 0 VVA'w R , , ' a u if 1, K lf Young Mm S H 1 ' . i l . I i: , UjyEpgnT,,,E T --. .11:4-:3:3EzJ:f:2:Q2g55:,.5,E .,.-. N'-I lLL O UUHBUB HEHEIEHHIIBIS 4 . R Q ' ' 83 N' .,., .,.,.. ' pea Nut shoe sign. ' - HENDERSON :- Silence is Wisdom 5 I sun silent then. THEM C. l .ll.l.FY 531 Co 29 W. Gag Street.. Columbus. Oll1O '1' MANUFACTURERS OF 'T UHlfOFHlS,'COl.lCgG Caps and Gowns Swords, Belts and Flags. ' I Military and Society Goods of all kinds THE M. C. LILLEY 81 coLUMBUs, oH1o. CO., GUIQRIN :-What, and whence produced, and for what end. . Q GIBSON :- He knowed what's Wlmatff Fine Watebes, FIHDI NDS,tlHi Rieb.1.jeu1elry,.1. Sterlinygq. Silver, Clocks? Brfenzes, 8fe . s FRANK F. BCNNET, No. 18 North High Street, , CODUIDBUS, OHIO. CVQjafcHes, Cfocfs and jewefry ,ZiejJa,ired. BECK:- See how he laughs, and crows, and startsg 'Heaven bless the merry boy. . I ' .. w - 3 S Ilwm ,' W. X , I ' wh, I A ' vfivg-.v w-ZXZLA T Q I 1. l ' limi. Q 7 - IT- - 5 fl -- -'- -2-sa. E:-i': :':.-avi?-11151-:Ti-naqfia ra-T Ifeflixtead-9125 . fdvivifgsw- -:ze T511 - FM .. HH ! X IWIJIWHQIHlnmyllllllllvur- .,,, ,,...... -.:-n I lllllu fri! WMM! ' 0 3- ,,1f f 'm !Q Q HA, .... T, 5 v ,?Mfffff0MW0,, 0 w w .t eu EIL, , 'one sxssfms .ws W' 'I f7.uaAusq,:m' A - LTV' NIEUVAHNER'Z44lH8 was neither Royalist, Bonapartist, Chartist, Orleanist, nor botamst, he was an anarchlstf' I OUR' ADVERTISERS. BAKERS. Iimue Made Bnkcrb' C0-I High and Long' BARBERS. Bulzer .Q Lippcrt, 107 South High. Phu Lang, 37 North Hlsh- BOOKS. xx7fYnhStQ1'IS Dictionary, Springfield, Mass. CATERERS. Cm-llett .Q Co., 59-51 South High. COLLEGES. Volunihus Business College, C0h1IDIJ11S, O- Nntionul Business Un1ve1'Q1LY1 Colllmbusv Starling Medical College. C01l1lUbuSs O' Hhio State University, Columbus, O. CARRIAGES. Culmnluis Buggy Co., Columbus, O. DANCING. ltzuulull, Guy und High. IJENTISTS. Arnold. 432 East Broad. i i n tirzihmu th Eckert., 12 Clinton Building. Robinson, IZHLQ South High. IIRUGGISTS. tfook's Plmrnuicy, 1165 North High. Ilurx-op, -ith Avenue :ind High. Stukcy, 252 North High. ELECTRICAL SUPPLIES. Kctlbr it Alullowcll, 115 North High. ENII I N EERI NG INS'I'IiUiIIENTS. Allvntlm.-r, Pllilzulelpliiu. ELOtllI'I'ION. ti.1reIncr, 92 Wesley Block. GROCIZRIES. Iioliln, 1107 SUIIIII IIIgI1. hurling .k Vnllilmn, 1596 North High. March, 2152! North High. FIIRNISIIING GOODS. I':Ill'I tk Wilson, cults, N1-w York, City. Glass, not-noir North Iligh. Igh-In-url, 1143 South Iligh. IIKIIUIIIIIZ4, shirts, 216 North High. IIARIDWARE. I'ottS, 511 North Iligh. IIATS. Molnmxtl-I, 67 South Iligh, I-'zinlhztlu-r, F-Zi North Iligh. I :irr:1nt, SAL! North High, IIOTELS. lirzlnfl V1-ntrul, Wu-st.Stg1tQ, I':nrk Ilotcl, Iligh :xml tiootlnlc. JI'IWI'II1IrI'IRS. Iionnct, IS North Iligh. -NNN, itll, North High. LAUNDRY. V. t'. I.:iun-lry, H1-Rivxwnst Bmgnl, Capital City Business College. Colulllbus, MEAT MARKET. Runkles, 757 North '.High. f Lacy, 1310 North High. Darling, 1596 North High. MUSIC. Early, 41 South High. PHOTOGRAPHERS. Baker, 199g South High. Elliott, HIM South High D Pfeifer Sa Urlin, 262-261 South High. PHOTOGRAPHERS SUPPLIES. Anthony, New York City- PRINTERS. Nitschke Bros., Pearl and Linn. i Gazette Printing House, High and Rich PENCILS. Dixon, Newark, N. J. REGALIA I The M. C. Lilley do Co., 29 West Gay. RENOVATORS. Cordner, 117 Spruce. Williams, 912 North High. Janeway, 14 East Spring. SHOES. McAllister 85 Co., 527 North High. Welsh Sa Co., 580 North High. Siebert tit Estill, 83 North High. PENS. Gillott, New York City. SIATIONERS. Caylor, 622 North High. Dreka, Philadelphia. N. Y. Photo-Engraving Co., New York. Smythe, 41-43 South High. TAILORS ANID CLOTHIERS. Moore, 519 North High. Richter Bros., 242 South High. Augustus, 182 North High. Goodman, 28:3 North High. Hill Jn Co., 47 North High. Hegelheimer, 379 South High. Miller, 331 South High. Valentine, 15 South High. Lonclon Clothing.Co., 132 South High. Wolie, 155 North High. TOBACCO. Allen 8: Giuter, Richmond, Va. ' Kimball, Rochester, N. Y, Klotts, 43 East Main. TENNIS. Horsman, New York City. UIIIBRELLAS. Farraut, 532 North High., WALL PAPER. Randall, 113 North High. -t - MISCELLANEOUS. Horsnmn, games, New York City, Barnes, toot power machinery, Rockfgr Goble, tin-types, 224g North High. d, in D. M. MOQRE, FINE THIIJOR AND FURNISHER, , 519 NQRTI-1 HIGH STREEJT, Telephone 1093. .COLUMBUS, OHIO. A Perfect Fit and Best Workmanship Guaranteed. None but First- Class Union Tailors Employed. A TELEPHONE 238. A ESTABLISHED 1871. O VV. B. POTTS, 511 North High Street, Between Union Depot and Park Hotel, COLUMBUS, OHIO. Tin, Hardware 84 Stores, Gas,oline,KZ1aa El Oil Ranges, K FULLER do WARREN WARM AIR FURNACES. Holiday, Tin, VV ood and Silver Wedcliiig Presents a,Speoialty. Ready- Mixed Paints, Glass, Oils, Varnishes and Brushes, Wire Work, Oil Cloth, Bird Oages and Twines, VVeather Strips, and Screen Doors and Vfindows. Plain Tin, Stamped, Copper, Zine, Japanned and Sheet Iron Ware, ,gOutlery, Pistols, Powder and Shot, Tin, Slate and Galvanized Iron Roofing, Spouting and Repairing. Stove Repairs, Cellar Grrates, Sash Wifeights and Odd Oastings Made to Order. Send for Price List Estimates and Catalogue. Tekefffetli OT White ' - Street Cars.. A J. E.. Roeinson. .n. S., 1345 S- Hlgh St... f .V i 7 ' A si. comrmneve. - O1-HQ- it a-Mitt - P V41 X , f Every Operation known to the Profession care- 4 i .::'-' -..g:-:-g:::1 ,,2ff- an lhigiyldufllxwj vim? ' . it .1:ffs4.-. -tif-'1:Y1li'L' - .. .-25.2. ' .' Vf f tx 'N ' - fully and skillfull A a a erfoarmed. . All kinds of WO1'k Reduced to f- :' ' Y Z . . One-Half the former price, BEST SET TEETH MADE, 58.00 - A EXTRACTING, ' ' ' ' -25 ' 'i 'I I 'GAS OR AIR, ' - - .So TURNER :- Dark in the brow and bilious in the cheekf' r MCALLISTER 81 CO., CD:cn.e +Pric:e aa Shoes + Store, 527 and, 529 North High Street, North of Depot, . Romxsox :- A simple child that lightly draws its breath. pafllgfflb. irurfssifigiszf-e6Ei :' , l 5 0 ' 55 1911 Grade .l'P13l1OS. A FQ' I rg 'Q-i9gQLJz3Qp4ges32,qf5QUsL 53eUQ?g5gw3-?g55xmG,i:2.- ale- 7 'S l Q. oNsIsT1NG ofthe best manufactures in the E39 1 country, and are recommended by the bex! y Avfiisls zfhffoznghouzf fha world. y Q My parlors are the Hnest in the State. No l trouble to show goods. All are invited 'to call l whether they wish to purchase or not. l I PRICES REASONABLE as TERMS EASY, y Q wr E Rl :Y A ' ' Q ' -fix NEIL HOUSE BLOCK, COLUMBUS, QI-HQ. Mvxx :- Thou unassuming, commonplace of nature. l'l:uu :- I know is a sin, for me to sit and grin. --rmwecteth Q A- eeee A: .Qs l l , Q. A rl l 4 , 1 a A H ll I WRIGHT-Now the Lord lighten thee, thou art a great fool. ' iheomyBooKsToRE ln Central Ohio which carries a full line ofthe Universilgtpext and Qeferenqe I25oolRs A. H. SMYTHEQ r Nos. 41 8143 SoUTH lrlioii ST. BRANCH STOREI: No. 534 NGRTH HIGH STREET. We call special attention at this season to our carefully. selected line of , Books suitable forGraduating Presents. r ' IQINGSLEY-ThE tartnesstof his face soars wild grapes. K ggofewivme, m m E Etta Twtpfefe. 1i,.T,,,.- Flabriqs and workmanship the Finest. pmezs Rzpsowpsrz. GQl7tlQfTlQl7,S LUoolQ17 Sruitiqgs and 'l'rousQr'i17Qs to Ordqr. The only establishment in the city that has a full line of fabrics, manufactured by Servis Sz Co., London, Eng., suitable for tennis players' trousers, etc. 1DAV1S--I'I2L11gJ6ff, Davis on a sour apple tree, .i'i LEVERING Z-H Taught, or untaught, 'the dunce is still the salne? . , D R I I G S H T O ' Q . Q v v 0 ' ' ' Qoolfs Plyarmafiy, l COR. HIGH STREET do GREENWOOD AVENUE, ffloilet and Fancy Qbllftiqles. Photographers, Qbemiqalg Kept in stoql? Trye Finest Bral7cl5 of Domestie and Imported fpetiliiimes Gigm Xt Gigfwewes. PE'I'IiRS z- S gentle, yet so briskg so wondrous sweet. Lxangs Tonsorfial Parflorf, Finest arid. Best ily tl7e Qityg PHILL IJHINIG, Prfop rfietorf. ' 'Y Y '-Y 0 4 0 f-Y' -- A- Z-1 ' EX0111S1w1mfFINE GIGARS. Rem. 87 NORTH HIGH STREET, ROSTER BLOCK- l'.u.x1 ma, W. K.:- Rez1red up and spoiled at his mgthervs apro Str g The Makio, Vol. IX, e published by The Fraternities of the 1 Shia Ztafe Wniversitg, Tolumbus, 6160. game, 1889. O ! Pvegyaf''Gila3eHQ.QPrin+inQ++Hc9u5Q, Qlumbus, Shim. fs L L ireface. e HEf1ni1ith .volume ofthe ,'MAKItO lies ,before you. , The editors and their artist have -done all in their power gto make it a presenrtable book., A ' Like the.. MAGIC 'MIRROR of former years,fthi's one has tried to reiiectthe .images of our college -people. A As the reader peruses its pages, familiarzscenes-'Will ,freshen in' hislmemory half and half jokes will provoke hissmiles and an occasional pun may grate onlhis refined senses. , Fromevery page ,wellfknowni 'faces w1llQlo'okdat him, faces in theirjuniwashed,every-daygappearance. , The close observer will see ahigh-water mark on a neckhere, Aunkempt locks thereg every- where unpainted and unpowdered truth. ' I ' Let the reader keep a calm mind, lest this barbaric' simplicity arouse the excitable partrof his-nature and make him svvear. ' 'If ten- der sens1bi'li'ti,es,are wounded, let him ,remember that the .mirror can not be blamed if the face iscrooked. Let him also remember that the clown m-ay .laugh Land not e'en theking resent itq P , With these rfewwvords on ourpart, let the reader plunge deep into the following pages. .M 'Q - r I L i V Had . we dedicated this book,' We- would have dedicatedrit to .our advertisers. . ' SUNDAY-SCHOOL MAKIO BOARD. ' h if i i 'll'M:iiZ 'lll'lW SW S X I I I Nl dkwii 2 - Board Of Editors. JULIUS FLOTO, H. C. BENNETT, R. N. HUBBARD, D. TOD ROY, SAMMY MORRISON, H., ,L. IIQIRKER, ,. CAROLINE A. POCOCK JULIUS FLOTZO, J H. C. BENNETT, R. N. HUBBARD, - I . 7 -OFFICERS o Q-I 4 . JACK BENNETT, Arfzkl, . 5 'HA9 'Il E. -dl F A I A di K W . ' E X .JW A 0 X dl A A' K F Preszkfeni. . Secrefczqf. Zreasmzfr. Chillicothe, O. ditorials. P -il-ll-li THE Sunday lectures are a success. Tr-its telephone has been in various places. At'prCSCDt iftiS 111 the basement. This location is anything but desirable. Miss WILLIAMS and Prof. Knight are' going to Europe. How will we get on without them? Prof. Eggers wlll be back in time. .T..-f I THE contest for the '86 prize sword showed the excellent con- dition of our battalion. We canidrill even' though we have no Drill Hall. Mn. FRANK H. HODDER, D. PH., will take Prof. Knigh-t's place next year. If he bttt hlls it half so well as its master, all shall be well satished. P Ti-tic monotony of daily prayers has been broken more frequently by interesting talks from the professors than ever before. Go on with the good work. A Wt: have a good Bell-clock now, and if the Physical Department had authority to wire the building properly, there would be no trouble about the bells ringing. 'l'nt-: course in Electrical Engineering is the best technical course that we have. We are proud of it, and the only suggestions that we could make is that its mathematical lectures be printed or hecto- tographed. A . 'l'tti-1 attention of the students is called to our advertisers. They represent the leading firms of their kind, and are anxious to show you that they mean what they say. Give them the preference. They are reliable men and will treat you well. It-' the next legislature places with us a plant forlighting the State House and several other State Institutions, it will not only cover itself with glory, but will add a supplement to our course in Electrical Engineering that will make that course the most practical in the country. 6 IMPORTANT and beneficial changeszhave been made in the man- ner of electing the speakers for the Oratorical Contest. The power of electing was taken from the classes and given to the Association and the literary societies. We look for an increased interest in oratory. E . ' ..--111 THE Faculty took the opportunity of University Day to show the University to the Legislature. After the usual exercises of the day, a dinner was served. This is certainly a pleasing and effective way to make our school known, and keep it before the eyes .off the law- givers. ' THE Legislature has liberally provided for a new Chemical building. It is a sad mistake that the new Laboratory is not to be built fireproof. The danger of fire in a laboratory is great and several times our laboratory escaped by a hair'sbreadth before it finally burned down. , y ' OUR Literary Societies have shown more energy than last year. The joint meeting of Alcyone and Browning was a success, both as an entertainment and financially. Horton and Alcyone held unusually good anniversaries. Kirtland has been prosperous. Browning's social as usual was a most enjoyable evening. u WE are firm believers in co-education, fraternities, class spirit, athletics' and,ever.ything that tends to increase. the' loyalty of the students to their school, and accordingly gladly welcome Kappa Kappa' Gamma. Their presence here will emphasize the fact not generally known that the' Ohio State University is a co-educational institution. ' OUR base ball club was liberally assisted by professors and students. Their record promised to be a brilliant one, but all our hopes were not realized. The unfortunate affair at Delaware, falthough it seems that our boys had the law on their sidei, shows that they would take advantage of a technicality to make a point. There is need of more honor among them. THE School of Mines was considerably enlarged. To the regular degree course a short course was added, offering special advantages 66 7 to Oung men who have had practical ejcperience and who have but - ' ' h t ourse has hlled a want is shown by the limited time. 1' hat this s or C ' 1 ttracted Mr Sperr, a graduate of the number of studentsit 'ias 'a 1 - - ' ' t. University was elected Assistant Professor in the departmen emind a fellow-student of his faults and railat him, but here Where we speak soberly we must say a word IT is not a pleasant task to r about ponying, cheating in examinations. Every community has its thieves and probably every college its riders It is to be regret- ed that the O. S. U. is infested with these 'fequestrians, and that they are tolerated in the society of gentlemen. All of you know that it is dishonest. Live up to your understanding. PROFESSOR TUTTLE has left us. It is the old story of better pay 'somewhere else. Our school can not hope to rival the great Univer- sites of this country as long as We must give up our professors when larger salaries call. The professors can not be blamed if they leave a place where the salaries are limited by law for one where their services are better paid and Where there is hope of advancement. The weight of this limiting law does more than anything else to prevent the rise ot the O. S. U. IT is only a question of time when the University will be on a self-supporting basis. Prof. Orton showed this in his University Day toast. Our situationtis not unlike Columbia, the best endowed school in the country. Columbia owned some vacant lots on Wall Street, leased them properly as they increased in value, and now has an in- come of twelve million dollars. We have three hundred and thirty acres of land rapidly increasing in value, this increase will continue indennitelyg so, if properly managed a splendid income cannot fail to result. In the meantime however, We must look to the Legislature for our yearly allowances. . 8 ,,A3 X6Q.g.x .use Srl?-Q , Q fx Wx, . -....... 4 , ' ' gf p '-. . ' f- X' ' Q . -J SQQQI' , A .f....'fQvf-wa Q X QQ W fx, 3 fx XE ' V A 0 I Q D , I: I Suuvl' owmlxg Q X R ' V - S B if ,Ex F'f3: W'--1xfx:a7fA fig ' f l - Q qi: kk-:aIv,., 5 Q0 3 9 3fJ474IKgxw,.11r0..f Q, A 0 Q54 gwffffmrrwlmflllllllwecgg, , I O Sq EY-2119+- 4 QQ mv 53 B2 X Jw GGUUGISQ 9 f-T 11 ,1 ni L. 1 I I P. 11 A R 1 'P I1 1 1 M1 .11 1,1 1,1 1,1 '1 1 P1 I 1 1 il, ! 1 1 X . 1 , ki I1 ji ti A i , . A J TA i 7- 1 . .V x ' x If- T Ama! 13511 'K' 2 V Q!! 457392 if ' Ex' W ' M11 J73'y ff W 1-1. ,MQ if Y M7 B XT 5552 Wu! ' - , - X ' ' 'Um-.1-I Oard Of mstees. Q 1 W.,--1-H . Celina. HON. THOMAS J. GODFREY, 7 d ' HON. THOMAS A. COWOILL, kelmaf ' TP HON. JOSEPH H. BRIGHAM, - Delta' , HON. HENRY I. BOOTH, . Qfhfmbus' 1 3 HON. DAVID M. MASSIE, . . - Unnlcothe ,rf Q 1 HON RUTHEREORD B. HAYES, Fremont T HON. LUOIUS B. WING, . . . . - Newark 311 3 ' 1 Qfticers Of the Board. I 4 THOMAS A. COWGILL, . . . . . Pf'f'5121'f'1f THOMAS J. GODFREY, 16567 Pf0Sl?11f 1f W4 ALEXIS COPE, . . . Secrcfazjf ij 1 3 FRED. W. PRENTISS, . . . . Y3'ca511f'c'f Q Gommittees Of the Board. .1 Y E . 1+ 3 I Executive. Farm. Finance. ' , E L. B. VVING, R. B. HAYES, T. I. GODFREY, ' H. J. BOOTH, J. H. BRIGHAM. H. 1. BOOTH, T' A- CIOWGILL, R. B. HAYES. IO ives of I rustees. THos. A. COWGILL, President of the.Board.-Born in Cham- paign County. Here he received his early education. He studied law, but never with a view to practicing. He served four terms in the House of Representatives, was Speaker of the Sixty- fourth General Assembly, and is now completing' a term in the State Senate. Educational interests of Ohio have in him a steadfast friend and zealous upholder. He has served either as chairman or as mem- ber of the Standing Committee on Universities and Colleges during his ten years of legislative life. Was appointed Trustee ofour University in 1882 by Governor Foster to fill the place of Dr. Alston Ellis. Subsequently Governor Foster appointed him a Trustee' for a full term. He has been a 'member of the Executive Committee, and is now filling his second term as President of the Board. CoL. I. H. BRIGHAM.-BOTH at Lodi, in Medina County. At the age of fourteen he moved to Fulton county, his present home. He remained at home till twenty-one years old, Working on the farm, studying evenings and on rainy days. He was engaged in teaching school in Fulton and Warren Counties till the war broke out. He enlisted as a private in the rzth Ohio. His War record is a brilliant one, and he returned from it as Colonel of the 69th Ohio Regiment. He was in command of a Brigade on the famous 'f.March to the Sea. Since the War he has been engaged in farming, serving his county three times as Sheriff, and he has also represented his district in the Ohio Senate. He is a member of the National Grange, and at present its Master. He is also President of the State Board of Agriculture. II . 4 ' I -f - -- Ohio lived on - -Born at I,.inc.astei, , , . a HoN. H. J. Booiu. farm near Granville, Licking COUMY, mlm llc was I7' Pursllcd tudies at Denison University till the close of his junior year, and s t ok a degree of A B at Amherst College, Massachusetts. Was O . . . I. ' f been a student of Hon. dmitted to the Bar at Columbus, iftving a' . Geo L Converse. He has practiced law in this city for hfteen - - - - -ltrcfthel-If: years, during this time he served one teim as ft mem me 1 Juse of Representatives from Franklin County. He l121S HlS0 held the Chair of Medical Jurispru ei d ice in the Columbus Medical College for the last four years. HoN. DAVID M. MAssiE.-Born at Chillicothe, Ohio. He re- ceived instruction in various schools and colleges, including the Ohio State University. He finally graduated at Princeton, and then took a course at the Cincinnati Law School. Graduating here, he was admitted to the Bar. He did not begin practice immediately, but spent the next year in travel in Europe and Africa. On returning he entered practice at Chillicothe, was elected to the Senate from the Ross-Highland District by the Republicans, and is of late Trustee of our University. . I RUTHERFORD B. HAYES.-Born at Delaware, Ohio. Graduated from Kenyon College, and Hnished his law studies at Harvard. His political career is too well known to be reviewed here. His election as Governor over Allen G. Thurman and George H. Pendle- ton, and above all his election as President of the United States, are common knowledge. He has retired to private life on his farm in Fremont. vKenyon, johns Hopkins, Harvard and Yale have given him L.L. D. Besides being Trustee of the Ohio State University, hedigis Similar PO5itl01'1S fOr Western Reserve, Delaware Wesleyan an . ' . ' - - the Josglgiallilfglndfcillpoges , is President of the Board of Trustees of nal Fund, a Trustee of the Peabody Educa- tion l F ' - . , U ta und, and is President of the National Prison Reform Asso- Cla ion. I2 LUCIUS B. VVING.-Born at Wilmington, Vermont. He received his education in the Manual Training School of his father's farm andin the public schools. He also received instruction at Sanderson Academy, Ashfield, Mass., and at Williston Seminary, near Northampton. He taught school for some time at Charlemont, Mass He went to Michigan where he engaged in the commission business, and later served as a clerk on a Lake steamer. He is now engaged in business for himself in Newark, Ohio. His son was a former student at the University. Mr. Wing has served as Director and President of the Licking County Agricultural Society, is a mem- ber of the Ohio State Board of Agriculture, and was appointed by Governor Foster as Trustee of the O. ' S. TU., and was re-appointed for a second term by Governor Foraker. A T. J. GODFREY.-Was born in Darke County. During his boy- hood he Worked on a farm. In addition to the common school edu- cation he attended a seminary for two years and was for a short time a student of Indiana Asbury, now DePauw University. ,He taught school for four years., Read law in Greenville, Ohio, Attended Cincinnati Law School, and was admitted to the Bar. He then located in Celina, where he still lives and practices. He has been Prosecuting Attorney and County School Examiner, has represented his county in the Constitutional Convention, and was eight years a State Senator. He has just entered upon a new term of seven years as Trustee of the Ohio State University. A A I3 - V1.1-.1 i 4: ,,,, .K 1 ' . 1 , L + 7 -5, V , Sr .1 1 N .NEA ,. I H fa fm f d gi - , ? ' XXX K 6.6 ob: ,f fl F Km 4 1 f lf' 1 . 1 ff A L, - JPN: f is X . or Q 'iff Q X EX D GIQ L i f' D A 3 qu X XX- V ur aclllisy. WILLIAM H, SCOTT, LL. D., University Grounds. Pre.vz'a'enz' ana' Prqfessor rf Philosophy. ' EDWARD ORTON, PH. D., LL. D., 104 TYVCHtiC'fh Street- Prfyfessor of Geology. SIDNEY A. NORTON, PH. D., LL. D., Cor. Town St. and'Grant Aye. Professor cf General ana Applied Clzefnzlvfry. Y NoR'1'oN S. TOWNSHEND, M. D., University Grounds. 4 is -. Professor of Agrzeallare ana' Veierinary Scienee. 4, S'1'11.1.mAN W. RoB1NsoN, C. E., I4QI North High Street. Prryfessor :yr llleelionieal Engineering. . NA'1'u.xN11-11, W. LORD, E. M., Room 16, Hayden Block, E. Broad St. Prfyfessor QP lUz'nz'ng ana' Metallzergy. L SAMUI-II, C. DERBY, A. M., ' Indianola Place. Professor of lhe Laz'z'n Language. W11.1.mm R. LAZENBY, Ag. B., University,GroundS. Professor of fforlicullnre ana' Botany. JOSI.-KH R. SMITH, A. M., Iridianola Place. Professor ay' the Greek Language. V HENRY A. XVEBER, PH. D., University Grounds Przyfessor ryf Agricultural Chemisiry, ' IBENJMIIN P. THoMAs, PH. D., University Grounds 2 Pryessor cy' Plzyszky, I4 '19 GEORGE W. KNIGHT, A. M., PH. D., University Grounds K Prq'essor QF Lhstory ana' Political Science. R. D. BOHANNAN, B. SC., C. E., E. M., IoI King Avenue Prrwssor qc jllatitematics and Astronomy. DAVID S. KELLICOTT, PH. D., University Grounds Prqessor :yt Zoology and Congoaratzoe Anatomy. CHAS. E. KILBOURNE, 815 Franklin Avenue First Lieutenant zna' R47'fZ'LL6'7j!, LL S, A., Prq'essor gf Illilitafy Science ana' Tactics, ana' Assistant Professor of fllathematios. H. J. DETMERS, V. S., 35 King Avenue Prjessor W' Veterinary Surgery. A C. NEWTON BROWN, C. E., High St. and East Woodward Ave ' Associate Prqfessor fy' Czafit' Engineering. ALICE K. WILLIAMS, W. Woodruff Avenue. Associate Prq'essor gf the French Language. - ERNST A. EGGERS, J 1368 North High Street. Associate Prqfessor mf the German Language. L ALFRED H. WELSH, A. M., Highland Street Associate Prmfessor mf the English Language and Literature. GEORGE B. KAUFFMAN, B. S., 6o Garfield Avenue Associate Prjessor of Pharmacy. Assistant Professors and I1QstruetoI's.e GEORGE W. MCCOARD, A. M., 37 E. Eighth Avenue Assistant Professor mf Zllathematies. U FREDERICK W. SPERR, E. M., V East Eighth Avenue Assistant Professor of Zllining Engineering. JOSEPH N. BRADFORD, M. E., 61 West Eighth Avenue Assistant in Drawing and Zlfeefzanicat Engineering. I JOSEPH T. WHITNEY, 'I368 North High Street .Assistant in Physics. FREDERIC KEFFER, E. M., L West Ninth Avenue - Assistant in Citemzsrzgf, JAMES A. WILGUS, A. B., ' 77 West Lane Avenue , Assistant in Latin and Ifzlvtory. CHARLES P. SIGERFOOS, .East Eighth Avenue Assistant in Zoology and C077WtZ70fZ7Z!6 Anatomy. 1.5 . Qther Officers. A PROFESSOR JOSIAH R. SMITH, 5?,'C7'6fIZ7'1! of Ike Fdfufigl. PROFESSOR SAMUEL C. DERBY, Lz'61'cz1'z'an. OLIVE B. JONES, Asszklrmz' Lz'6ra1fz2z1fL. J. LEONARD HANER, . P1'esz'a'ent's Clerla. PROFESSOR WILLIAM R. LAZENBY, Szzjbe1'z'1z!ena'e1zZ gf Grounds. CHARLES' A. ROTH, Florzlvt. W ILLIAM MOCRAOKEN, Efzgzheer, SIR JAMES KELLY, Takes fare of Cafzgbus. I6 Schools. W nf!! , Ulfm gf ,j 7 7 Q! , MW J W, 7, - , . A1 . , Q , -- N I f- ' T 5'!I!' :ffl 'I f ' X 14 f' ' is. , 4 ffl, 4,2 413, w. 4 fl . fi- I . gr 4, M J X N, I 7 S el iw' W 1 L 1 IZ' Q M I, ,A ' S x f ' ' 6 f EF J n ' ' S , I I f iw 1 5 The School of Agriculture and Veterinary Medicine. ,O Professor LAZENBY, Secrefary. ' Professors TOWNSHEND, ROBINSON, LORD, WEBER, DETMERS. and , KELLICOTT. ,pl i 'lifes .-. QR, P 'HIT 1 f ,W EE FEQ- R - 4,5435 :am I 'v' W 535 I ,Q EE 1. or I NW NN5 E QEIPEL P M'-3 The School , Of Engineering- , Associate Professor BROWN becfefary. J ' , H BOHANNAN, and Associafe 5 -- .-Nm ,O N ' , i f r A - S5 7 , , I I lliugu... Sl Professors ROBINSON, LORD, THOMAS, '-f x I r W1 if O A ' Professor EGGERS. I7 The School of Science. '- L' fx- ,YC-f' -', of lg-,A fmwlmzrfggfgl' .- N I My 'ff' P V X 6 'WQM W ' P P ' P ' 514 rr, Professor BOHANNAN, Secreiary. Professors ORTON, THOMAS, KELLICOTT, and Associate Professor ' EGGERS. HW ' JW' ,-7 fr ,W ,f I The School of Arts and Phi10S0Dhy- Professor DERBY, Semefaffy. Professors ORToN, NoRToN, SMITH, KN1G'H1', and Associate Professors WILLIAMS and WELSH. r ,A N , 18 f u S The School of Pharrhacy. ' ff' ff 'S 5 diff' 0 Professor NORTON, Secretary. Professor TOWNSHEND and Associate Professor KAUFFMAN. 1 QD GJ P G P 4 -B 1 E2 1 4 PJ P Preparatory School. Professor KNIGHT, Secreiafy. Professors DERBY, LAZENBY, THOMAS, BOHANNAN, and KILBOURNE I9 . f- W4 'M LQSSQ1 ,A-N II.'HIIHHIUllllllllffllumluuurulufig 'M W Q 0 E . lb -- ' I ,ff r l, w5,QF ,.y 5 I 1 ' L ' 1 J uw-1-4 1. Qhio Agricultural Experiment Station. Officers at the University. CHARLES E. THORNE ,...... Direcfof. WiL1.1m1 J. GREEN, . . Horfzkullurzkf and Vzke Dz'recz'0f. Professor XVILLIAM R. LAZENBY, .... Secretary. Professor HILNRY A. VVEBER, . Chemzlvf. Professor HENRX' J. DETMERS, . i . . V2'z'erz'1zarz?zn. j. FREMONT HICKMAN, M. A. S., . .. . Agrzkuliwfzlvi. CLARENCE M. WEED, M. Sc., Bofcmzlfz' a1zd'E7zz'0m0Z0gz1v!. ' fa I lg 1,7 ' , E ff? ' q Y' X' X 5 -l'1 iffT'-P Cl if' ? '-ff' UNO Meteorological Igureau, Officers at the University. Professor .BRN-IABIIN' F. TH Cnsumas KILBOURNE, , Sgwgmyy MHS!-is CRAIG, 20 OMAS' . Dz'f'ecz'01'. Observer. W Glass of '89, COLORS- VWW and Lzglzz' Blue. MOTTO-Dwjf. A OFFICERS. JULIUS FLOTO, . . . . . Preszkiem' WILLIAM W. MEEK, .W Vita Pfeszkiefzf HENRY P. HORTON, Sewfefary HARRY R. HALL, Ykferzszrreff ALLA B. RICKEY, . fnhlviorzkm HOWARD HAGLER. Sergeafzf-af-Arms istory. LU N-I, . A E have amended the stereotyped style 2 A ' A 0 of Senior History to tread as fol- A . A lows: Eighty-nine is the administra- 'H .. .. tion class. Her history, like that of ' -, the administration, covers six years Lf' and is easily told Nothing short of JD-.h.,m..,., , a professional embellisher could make , , anything great out of either. We entered as first preps when Prexy entered as president. In our first prep year we merely swelled the catalogue, in second, organized, in freshman, received a lot of raw material from the high schools, much of which had to be rejected-also Hagged the tower 5 in sophomore, wore Oxford caps, in junior, planted a tree on Arbor Day-also studied to prevent further scaling down of numbers, this year, have done nothing extraordinary, though our two editors have main- tained that we shall appear to an advantage in the MAKIO, and we also expect to appear to an advantage on commencement. Eighty-nine and the administration must soon part company. If Prexy does not leave, we shall. In case he leaves, we can fill the vacancy. Perhaps you will be surprised when we say Bownocker is 21 not our choice. While we are well aware that J-aclfn has Seflfed his apprenticeship in the Presidency business 5 that he sits in the front row in Chapel, and there, in connection with Theodore annd Moses, is invariably taken for a Prof, we also know that 'tPJon .will .not Come down to the position of prep demerit excuser. It 1S Gains, ind. We are pledged to support Hall and Miller that we have in m them, individually or collectively, anyway, just 50 Weget there- Gains can lecture in Psych, Hall can anticipate schemes, Miller can tion. It would be rather chill- run chapel. Yes, we deserve recogni ing to the boys'7 who have stood by the administration, and eaten crow to be treated like mugwumps. In case several members of the Faculty go to Europe, there are several chairs that we can fill. We are a class of teachers, anyhow. There is Col. Hagler+-for six years he has taught the young idea how to shoot, Cap. Griffin, ditto, and, in addition, has given the young ladies the benefit of the artillery drill by conducting it in front of gab room window, Stone Lick Patchell, on several occasions, has handled the English classes, Al. Ozias has taught high schools, Sig has taught Physiology, Charley Mesloh has taught German, Pomeroy,Horton has tautology. Pom says, Don't you-you-you-know-know-don't you know ? And while we are at it we want to mention Ike Newton for the position of engineer, and J. L. Craig, landscape gardener. There are various strong appointments that the Trustees could make, but, in any case, they will do well to consult Hall before taking final action. We are through with our constitution now and would like to dis- pose of it in job lots to classes yet in the nebulous state-. Here is a guaranteed sample of the article: . t' ARTICLE VI.-SECTION 2. No assessment shall exceed fifty cents at one nne. Yet we claimthe right to retain our motto and colors. I Our mottois Duty. This admirable selection of motto, well suits our diversified character. The individual who selected it was too brainy for US-he graduated last year. Doubtless he- well understood then as we understand now, the triple significance of the wordg Duty- avznlable heat in coal-personality subjected to moral law- the pivot of the hated tariff question. Without stopping to show how engineers lllw Miller interested in engines of highest efficiency, are slaves of l1i1lfl',' how moral philosophers like H Billy Meek, Lieutenant Gregg, .rllntchn Mesloh, and Misses Rickey and Garber, who know all 22 about conscience, moral law and personality, can meditate on almjf by the hour, how statesmen of the Patchell, Newton, Griffin type find in the magic Word the reason for their existence, We shall sum up by saying that, from an engineer's standpoint our efficiency measured by our duty is approximately thirteen per cent, from the moral philosopher's standpoint our duty has been to stand by the administration+it is in our fine conception of obligation that We think we are most like Prexy, from the statesman's standpoint duty has been levied on us for revenue only. Our colors are wine and light blue. The wine color was selected by our prohibition girls, the light blue was a compromise-it stands for blue lick-preferred by Bloom and Hall. Duty demands nothing more than this outline of our history, presentation of our claims and offer' to dispose of our constitution with the exception of motto and colors, If you are not satished with this Wait for Class Day. Finally we are under no obligation to ad- vise, ,revieW,,predict, lament, ordo anything of that order. So, if We do not see you any more, good-bye. A. T. NINE. iography. GEORGE BLooM, C. E., Xenia, 1885, Q A 0, Alcyone, Thurman Club, Q35 Treasurer Alcyone, Vice President Alcyone, Q45 President Dorm, President Alcyone, Vice President Oratorical Association, C. E. Commencement Orator. JOHN ADAMS BOWNOCKER, B. Sc., Amanda, 1883, X di, Horton, Q15 Treasurer, Q25 President of Class, Debater Horton Anni- versary, Q35 President Oratorical Association, University Day Orator, Lam'e1'n,' Q45 President Horton, President Sherman Club, Editor-in-Chief Lczm'e1'n,' Manager Base Ball Team, Delegate to State Gratorical Contest. MosEs CRAIG, B. Sc. , Columbus, Horton, Meteorological Bureau, - Q25 Botanist Qacting5 Experiment Station, Q35 Same, Q45 Meteor- ologist Experiment Station. JULIUS FLOTO, E. M., Cincinnati, 1885, I? 0 Il, Alcyone, Athlet- ics, Q25 Vice President Athletic Association, Q35 President Athletic Association, Q45 President of Class, President Alcyone, President MAKIO Board. 23 . - , 7 G INS- B. Ph. ' COlLlITllJllS5 18855 QPDI' 415 Tennis' CHA'Ef5ie?52?iRi1'erpii5ichdre5 Thuiman Club5 Q25 C1'zz'zr5' Q35 MAKIO? 5m,F,,,5.5 DONNEZE1-T1 GARBER5 B. Ph. 5 Columbus5 18835 111113 A i,i3r5Wning5 Terpsichore5 Tennis 5. K111g'S DaL1ghters5 Treas- urer Browning Q15 Secretary5 Vice President BroWn1ng5 Q25 President Browning5 Vice President 3 Terps1chore5 Monitor BfOwning5 Q35 La1zz'eMz,' Secretary TCDDISS Critic BroWn1ng5.Q45 University. Day Orator5 Historian BroWning5 B. -Ph. Com- mencement Orator. ' FRANK BENHAM GREGG5 B. Ph.5 SpI'111glJOI'O5 18845 Horton5 Y, M. C. A.: Q15 Sergeant-at-Arms5 Q25 Treasurer Horton5 Q35 Sergeant Battalion5 Second Lieutenant5 H1StOTl3Zll5 Marshall University Day5 Lcmfewzg Q45 First Lieutenant5 Vice President Horton 5 Lzzfzfem. 'l'HEoDoR13 LYMAN GRIFFIN5 B. Sc.5 Columhusg 18845 Q15 Corporal5 Sergeant5 Q25 First Lieutenant5 Q35 Secretary5 Librarian Chem- ical Laboratory 5 Captain and Quartermaster 5 Q45 Captain Artil- lery. lelowaiap HAGLER5 B. Sc.5 Washington C. H. 5 18835 B 0 H5 Hor- ton5 Sherman Club5 Qb5 Color Sergeant5 First Sergeant5 Q15 Cap- tain Prize Company5 Captain Wooster Company5 Q25 Historian Horton5 Major5 Lrzkzkg Q35 Lczfzfamg Lieutenant Colonel5 Q45 Lieutenant ColoneI5 Debater Horton Anniversary5 Lzz11f4'1'1z5' President Horton5 Orator Class Day5 B. Sc. Com- mencement Orator. 5 H.xR1z1soN Roni-:RT HALL5 Fl. M.5 lVlogadore5 18855 Z X5 Tennis5 Q25 Crzkzkg Q35 Captain5 Q45 Treasurer5 President University Day5 E. M. Commencement Orator. H1-:NRx'Pm11s1uJY HOR1'ON5 B. Ph.: Pomeroy 5 18855 di K' W5 Alcyone5 Q35 Treasurer5 Vice President Alcyone5 Q45 Secretary5 La11fcr1z5 Poet Class Day. ' PIARRNY L. KERKE135 B. Sc.5 Ironton5 18835 X 415 Horton5 Y. M. C A.5 l'ennis5 Thurman Club5 Q15 Captain5 Q25 Lgmiern5 Demerit Funeral Oratorng Q35 Essayist Horton Anniversary5 Q45 President Horton5 MAKIO5 Prophet, Class Day. Wu.i.i.xxr W.xR1f1EI.D MEEK5 B. Ph. 5' Columbusi5 18845 cb 1 Aj MCYOIWS TCINNSS Terpsichore5 Sherman Club5 Q15 Corporal Arnlleryg Q35 Correspondent E71e1zz'1zgDzQvpcz!6fz and Sunday N5-zefs,' len ms learn 5 Q45 Vice President5 President Tennis Association5 Tennis Team 5 Dzlvpafgk, Vi:-xml-'s lVXl'l'l'R NIVSIOH B Q15 Vice President' S i' 2 ew Bremen, 1885, Horton' -3 ' - , ergeant-at-Arms Horton5 Q45 Instructor in Cferman5 A. B. C Urator. ommencement Orator5 A. B. Class Day 24 HARRY FRANKLIN MILLER5 M. E3 Columbusg 18855 di lf' W5 Ten- nis5 Q15 Wooster Company5 Q25 MAKIOS Q45 M. E. Com- mencement Orator. HARRY ST. CLAiR NEWTON5 B. Sc.5 Columbus5 18855 cb 1' A3 Al- cyoneg Tennisg Thurman Clubg Q15 Washington's Birthday Ora- tor3 Q25 Treasurer5 Q35 Alcyone Anniversary Oratorg President Thurman Club3 La1zz'e1'n,' Q45 President Alcyone. Ai-B13R1' NEWTON QZIASQ B. Sc.5 Columbusg 18873-TC3CllCT Physics and Chemistry Columbus High School. GWEN WILSON PATCHELL5 B. Ph.5 Perin's Millg 18835 Horton5 Tennisg Thurman Clubg Qa5 Corporalg Q65 Sergeantg Treasurerg Second Lieutenant5 Q25 Secretary Hortong Q35 Debater Horton Anniversaryg Contest Orator3 Q45 Delegate to State Oratorical Contest5 Farewell Address Class Day. Q 5 ALLA BERTA RICKEY5 B. Ph.5 Columhusg 18853 If If F5 Brown- ingg Terpsichoreg King's Daughters5 Q25 Secretaryg C7'Z?Zk,' Sec- retary Oratorical Association5 Vice President BroWning3 Q35 President of Class3 Debater Alcyone-Bi-owning5 President Browningg Q45 Orator Arbor Dayg President King's Daughtersg Ophelia Browning-Alcyoneg Critic Browningg Historian Class Day. CHARLES P. SIGERFOOS5 B. Sc.5 Columhusg 18835 If 0 II5 Hoi'ton5 Thurman Clubg Q65 President of Classg Q15 Second Lieutenant Wooster Companyg Q25 Debater Hortonn Anniversary5 Q35 Vice President Horton3'Treasurer Oratorical Associationg Assis- tant in Zoology and Comparative Anatoinyg Q45 President Hor- ton: Assistant. ' I 25 ,lass of '90, ,ii-' . COLORS-,plifik and Peczcodz Bfue. Morro-Age ez' Wzzce. ,iii-.. OFFICERS. P1'csz2z'm'. I. C. RITCHEY, - W , .5 bel iH'a SCOTT V266 Preszdezzf. I. A , S ff f. NIANA NEEDLES. Tmgmy C L. ARNOLD, fjfamfw' Amer-1 Mooniis, Z5f0'm'Z C If SKINN1, R Swigeavzf-af-A1'71zs istory. C Tell me not in mournful numbers, QO s but an empty dream! K airs. - For the Class is dead that slumbers, Students are not what they seem. ,ff Life is reall Life is earnest 1 1 ' 7 '90 man . Thou rt Want to say, When to college thou returnest, For examination day 'Not enjoyment, but great sorrow, Has been gols foreseen life, lfor from one day till the morrow, We still struggle in the strife. There remains but a small number Of old 90,3 Chosen fewg Who their small brains still encumbe ln the classic O. S. U. 26 ra First in number of our classmates Comes our Arnold brave and bold, ' Next Miss Basterdes, a rose bud, But how fickle! oh, how Coidz ' 7 Then George Cole to us returned Chapel amputator he, And, dear George, we hope it burned In you, to more careful beg 7 . Moses Craig why did you leave us, In our sorrow and our woe, Why did you not wait for 790, Ere from college you did go? I Russell Feicht to us remained True as steel and loyal too 5 And to Russell in our gladness. We will cry, 0, blest be you. Perry Grimsley and jacob Leonard, Two of 90,5 shining lights, Always have been greatly noted, Ever setting things to rights. Laughlin, Mershon, Mitchell, Morrey, Four green' men, so sure it seems, ' And indeed we would be sorry Should disappointment end their dreams! Next in order comes a student, Alice Moodie, sweet, so shy ! Innocent, yet prim andstately 5 Determination in her eye ! There is silent Mr. Ritchey, Bashful, bashful as can be, Blushes redder than the roses, If he meet a mortal she ! Bertha .Scott is still among us, Still so tall, divinely fair! Ah, sweet Bertha, 'tis our dear wish, That your brow will know no care. 27 Next in order come three S's, Skinner, Sigerfoos and Smith, All are constant, good old plodders, I Life to them is not a myth I Nellie Talbot, May L. Weaver Merit girls, they always are 5 Their whole pathway strewn with roses! Their lives guided by a star. Then there's Caylor, dear sweet angel, Lips or tongue cannot express, That great joy and gladsome feeling, At our '9o's nrst caress. Count of Caylor ne'er'des'ert us, For our heart would break in two 3 And the girls who stay with 790, They have loved you, oh, so true! Caylor, dear, let us advise you, H Curb your oft susceptive heart, Lest some sweet and charming maiden, Pierce it through with Cupid's dart. We have lost some of our members, May their lives be so sublime, That, departing leave behind them, Large and juicy foot-prints on the sands of timeik C l'oo many f et in this line. I l xl A In L 28 I Qlass of '91, COLORS-Bflghf Red. MOTTO-Keep out W5 ZW6 Bullzbn. CLASS YELL-ZZU6Z'.l, OFFICERS. . M. A. SMITH, .... ,P1fesz2z'em'. F. H. GALE, . Wke Pfeszdefzf. M. ALICE BEACI-I, Secrefczffy. W. D. REES, . . Tffeczswfer, LILA PIPER, . .H21s'z'01'z'am. W. H. CLARKE, . Sefgeafzi-cz!-Arms. istory. qi HE Sophomore Class is the noblest class that ever passed the portals of the O. S. U. This wonderful conglomeration of brilliant minds, after passing through the trials and agonies of Freshmen, ascended into the strata formerly occupied by the fossilized Juniors. They not only ascended, but they actually grew in body and in mind. This latter growth is sometimes abnormal. The head becomes distended and swelled, but no change is made in the size of the hat. This peculiar disease is called I'083ap6. The new Soph must struggle hard for life from the very beginning. For here he meets face to face with Calculus, that dread thing wielded by the iron hand of Bohannan. He also comes under the benign smile of Thomas. With him all runs as if upon greased wheels, until the exams, when some unlucky one slips-the wheels turn noiselessly and Tommy smiles on. Then be wrestles with Chemistry, catch-as-catch-can, and the H2 S usually L 29 Catghesihim where he lives. The poor Soph would surely Hunk in ere not for the interest Wood takes in the this odoriferous study if it W wgfk of each one, Che has a very large nosej and the aid given by Prof Norton who helps each seeker for knowledge by personal instruc- n Chemistries stories of Bunsen, tion QQ, reading from Germa . UQ H l S etc Frederick Keffer also renders assistance, we do not 1 4 2 ' . . . say what kind or how much of it, but he does, that is what he is paid for. After toiling many weary hours in this subterranean hole our ris- ing student ascends to the top floor Where he is caged. with .Welsh. Here, goaded on by Prof the critic gores and mangles his victim and Welsh devours the remains. The fray is ended by the Cannibal declaring for the 99th time that Rees is the best student, the deepest thinker, etc., and should he only continue he will surely be President of the U. S., if 'he would condescend to accept the position. The doors swing open, the first row is dismissed, the second is headed by jimmy of the stiff neck and plug in both ears, the third and last is conducted safely from the arena by Deacon Kershaw. Outside of this place, our lighting is done by such men as Whitacre, whose legs form a sort of horseshoe, just for good luck, Mock who is so short his hands drag on the ground, and Kiesewetter we freshly imported from Germany, fAint dot so Dutchy?l Storer, the conventional liar and Rees the Chinaman. Last but not least, the noble Gale sighs through our whiskers and keeps the flies off Kilbourne. Hut where are the fair damsels? Ah! they are with us, they make the class a large one-Miss Moses and Miss Blakiston, the coming orator Sister Lemert, and Sadie O'Kane. We will say noth- ing of Miss Piper, since what she thinks should be said of herself would occupy several pages. - Hoping you have received a correct. impression of the bright lights of '91, I am sincerely yours, if you buy a MAKIPJ, i MIICADO. I 30 lass of ,92. .-...l , How bluek you are and fresh in this old world. COLORS-Old Gold and Olive. MOTTO-Taken from Me 650267261 jul. OFFICERS. EDWARD S. HOWARD ,... Preszkicvzf. PERCY MARTIN, . I. Wke Preszkieni. ECKKA M. ROBINSON, Secrefczfy. EDWARD B. MCCARTER, Tffeasurer. FLAVIA R. MCGURER, , Hzkfarzkm, IsAAc L. STEINBAUGH, Sergeafzi-af-Arffzs. CHARLES KERSHAW, Arbar Day Onzlor. istory. Y Class is by all odds, the yellowestrk, most Heaven- forsaken collection of youth and beauty that has ever taken Freshman Chemistry under Sid Nor- ton. We have done nothing Whatever to distin- guish ourselves, neither have We given birth to a scheme in that direction. Our mind is blank. From the beginning We have been content to crawl along in the even tenor of our Way, and We will doubtless go down to our grave 'C unknown, unhonored and unsung. In order to write a history, one must have events on which to hang the network of his story. What has the Freshman Class done? I defy the whole universe to name a single ffiliirker kicked on green, 31 thing which it has accomplished. I pause for a reply. None! Then in the name of all the gods at once how is a historian to Write the life of a man who never had a life, the history of a class Without a history? Dunlap made QQ percent in the last examination in Chemistry, you say? Yes, and he offered the MAKIO 352.00 to put it in the book. Frank Pomerene likes our class. No he don't. Frank and Jimmy Wilgus like two members of it, but hate the class. We planted a tree. So did the hrst Preps, and planted it better, too. 'fBut we can pony? Yes, I grant you that. Chessel and Haner are noted for their graceful riding of French Chewzzx, and Schaffer Worked his book excellently well in the linal in Chemistry, but for sly, daring riding, Frank Gale of the Sophomore Class will lead you every time. No, my dear Freshmen, you have absolutely nothing to be proud of. 'l'rue, Steinbaugh and Eylar are handsome fellows, true, Charley Kershaw looks like Pomeroy Horton, the Senior, true, also, that Sur- face is in our class, but the fact remains that We are nothing, Worse than nothing and vanity. - , V 32 Freshman Alphabet A is for Alexander, a bright, pretty youth. B is for Brown, a great lover of truth. C is for Chessel, who wears a broad smile. D is for Dunlap, who talks by the mile. E is for Evans, of whom we have three. F is for Franklin, and silent is he. G is for Guss, a son of old Ham. H is for Haner, whols not worth a lamb. I is for Innis, so smiling and Coy. I is for jackson, a copper skinned boy. K is for Kershaw, who reaches the skies. L is for Leavitt, on whom the're no flies. M is for Morrison, whose hair is bright red. N is for Nesbitt, with straw in his head. O is for Ohl, a son of a preacher. P is for Potter, a Sunday school teacher. Q is for Quinsy, from which Evans does suffer. R is for Ray, a bright, scholarly duffer. S is for Surface, of whom you've all heard. , T is for Tryon, who don't say a word. U is for Uwry, who has many friends. - V is for Five, which the student oft spends. W is for Wood, slowest mortal alive. X is for Ten, which of course is twice live. Y is for Youmans, no longer in school. Z is the end of this rhyme by a fool. 33 Qlass of '93 lVIoTTo-Caffe Crmem. COLORS SC6Z7'Z6Z' and Gragy. Preszkiemi CH,rs. R. SWICKARD, . D n u , , D Vice Preszdemi GUS 1' IETERS' D Searefar W, Howixun, y' 1 s Treasurer. R. lr. Fosrhiz, Hn! , I.. R. W. PUGH, . -' Zsjmn' W. K. PALMER, 7 - S67fgmmi'a!' rms istory. AC' CJ H MAN'S a man for al that, and I being a man and an editor of this immortal corpse do here- by propose to swish and swash the second year Preps into mere crums and slivers-I used to be one myself much to their credit and know how badly they desire it. 'Therefore it is with feel- ings of no ordinary communion that I grasp, with the mighty hand of a Cyclops, this ever- lasting quill so closely allied to the tail feathers of a goose, to recount an unknown history of insignilicance. For many a subsequent year I have longed for this time to come, but for devious reasons, the chief being a copious affection for lieing, my recounts were obviously laid outside. Now with a revengeful and careless feeling of disgust for an untruth, I shall endeavor to give my readers a pregustation of what you may expect. Beginning with a plurality, I shall proceed with fa deathlike con- servation of energy to the destruction of my reputation Qwith 9 T 3,- They are the substance of things hoped for and the evidence of things not seenf' QI think that's their mottoj. Now this substance of 34 things hoped for is peculiar in a locality from the fact that they would, every brother's widow of them, rather live at the O. S U. than die and take their chances any where else. The evidence of things not seen fthe angelic girlsj would also prefer to do similarwise. They Cthis classj are a curious complexity of rational human beings. Amongst their number you will find students of all cal- culations, including odd sizes, mistits, damaged by earth, fire and water, etc. They are perhaps, excepting the Seniors, the worst behaved class in the University, and compose more devilment in smaller brains than even a Soph. They threatened to wear shoes alike, thus evidencing a class spirit of which they were so much ashamed that they were going to put their feet into it in order to wear it out. In fact the whole arrangement is a sort of burlesque upon itself-a sort of Hades where theyiawait their final judgment to learn whether they are to go up and possess a back seat in the college section or to depart into the rank and file of the ordinary ,boot-black or base ball fan. They also, down in the apex of their hearts, believe with A. Ward that it would have been 25 cents in Bunker Whitney's pocket iff he had never been born. But as I hear Mullay's Band playing we will go into the CIRCUS for a short season of prayer. Now we Cope with the indi- viduality. How the marrow courses up and down my zoo and some odd bones as I whet my bowie knife, which has become quite Blunt, upon the whiskers of my chin. As with all first-class circuses, lirst the menagerie. Here we are immediately aware of the wild, beastly nature of the affair. - The Stone man, whose dimplish smile is pointed out by his constant attache Bancroft Kilbourne, stands VVright in front of the Short Kid. They say this is the only kid on earth who will always be found Short, nothing but Short, eternally Short Qof brainsj. Then there is the Brown man, the Hicksvillian, at whose side squats the Taylor who makes pants for Ware. Ewry who doth Foster a mustache buys a pair. Having shaken hands with the Bone man, we pass on to the more Lively part of the entertainment where we shall Seymour, Qthat's a Guy.j The scene is both grand and com- mon. Of course there is the pesky journal reporter Swickard who always catches on to things and escapes punishment Scott free. In the Ladies Stand sit all the girls, on the very front Pugh, and all round them stand the admiring strangers to whom Gus Peters, Kelsey, Lanman and Herr Dunham deal out the limburger cheese and Sassa- 35 f tea In the centre of the central ring stands the famous world-- rass CIQWH Kilgore Dgty, at whose Beck assistant Prof. Coulter Qniinature joe Smithj rings the gong for the elephant act. Now ap- Jefir in paper tights the three mammoth elephant riders, Kid Wat- l f . son, Willard Kendig and C. E. Kilbourliey .lf-7 who are loudll' 313' plauded by the ladies led by Mattie Guerin and M. Henry Mulligan. They are swift and graceful riders, Watson and Kendig going twice around the ring, while Kilbourne stays to make a third trip. At a wink from Kilgore D. the Mullay Band strike up a Polkfaj, while Menough, Munn and Myers deliver their famous hornpipe on eggs. Then follows an intermission, during which Alsdorf, Anderson and Brossrnan are allowed to introduce their unknown work entitled, The Cultivation of Hair Oil on Fried Potatoes. Kilgore D. next presents a world-wide Turner, who turns to the great satisfaction of Erdie Robinson and,Annette Burk. Now come the ponyfback races, Guerin heads the train on a mustang, followed by Carter, Davis, Franklin, McConnell, Palmer, Phelps and Wertz. The race is hot but all stick on. Bouquets are thrown by Alice Merrill and Laura Kiner. After Gibson and Griswold have scattered sawdust and salt upon the U. S. Eagle's tail a great racket is seen under the band stand, caused by Corporal Kennedy trying to arrest Cheney, Powell, We- ber, and other would-be second Preps who- have been peeking. With the assistance of Phillips and Ramer those kids are put under the yoke. Kilgore D. and Coulter now begin a tom-cat and bull-dog iight in which Kingsley, Levering, jackson, Henderson and the Ham' iltons all participate, much to the amusement of those girls. But at the critical point, thunderings are heard above the tent forboding the approach of that usually gentle Gale from Cleveland, and Kilgore D. immediately stops and advises the audience to depart ere they lose an arm. . Now, ladies and gentlemen, friends and foes, fools and soforth, as theiltaclpole said when he turned into a bull-frog, this is the end of my tai . U. K. TAN. 36 T ornmy to his Ma. T QR FIRST 1012510 DETTERJ 110 Dearesz' Maffza : I I know you are very anxious to hear how your boy is progressing.. ' ' I had no trouble whatever in entering. I told the President that I thought he was a very nice man, and he admitted me without' exam- ation, which is contrary to the rules. Some of the boys said Prexy Qthat is what the Seniors call himj had no backbone, but the saw-like ridge running down his back tells me they are very much mistaken. The Freshmen are a very noisy set of fellows. There is one in particular who is ever present, doing much of the shouting. His name is Brown. His voice is like Uncle Ierry's heifer calf, and his appearance resembles Mr. Eylar's of our place. Mama, may I buy a horse? Lots of the fellows in my class are going to get one, and I would like to, also. The drives around here are just grand, and it would be so nice. Now please let me. I do not think one will cost much, for the boys say you can get one from the upper classmen real cheap, but as yet I have not seen many around. Several have invited me to go speeding and rush the growler. I asked what rushing the growler meant. They all looked extremely surprised and said heaven was my home. Iam taking considerable exercise, as you wished me to do. I drill every day before dinner with a real gun. All the boys take great delight in drilling and would not stay away if they could. A gray headed man makes us all purchase blue suits with gold buttons and long pants. I am awful proud of my long pants, and am not afraid any more of being taken for a girl. 37 I fear I will not be very popular in the future. The other day some bad students told me that they helped to tear down a beautiful band stand which once stood upon the campus. I told them I didn't like boys that did such things. Mitchell, ia little runt, and Horton, who is as long as Prexy's prayers, said I was a coward, ffhad no sand, and other mean little things. I The other day I had a real nice walk. A Senior, I believe, named Hancock, who had previously spoken to me about joining the Young Men's Christian Association, took me to see what is called Prexy's Garden. Here is where the different society goats pasture, so he told nie, and where the President obtains his sheep-skins for the Seniors. He told me lots of funny stories, much different from those in our Sunday-school library. One night several of our class made arrangements to have some beer brought to a friend's room. The President found it out and sent a Professor fEggersp to use his influence in preventing a disturbance. He replied he would, and I heard some say he put most all of it down. I ain growing sleepy, so must close. . TOMMY. 38 istory ofthe pecial lasses, E are unorganized but they allow some of usto vote in the Ora- torical elections. Bill Beatty was appointed Historian, but Bill is too lazy to write history. Bill has only inherited one trait from his father, indifference to public opinion. ,You could write a whole MAKIO on him and he wouldn't loose as much sleep over it as Pop-up- Knight does over a little joke. Though unorganized, we have mighty good timber in our class. Look at the catalogue. There are F. K. Wood, E. L Wood, Woodruff and Miss Caywood F. K. Wood is the funniest man in college and uses a grasshopper pony. He came in French one day with an alarm clock in his pocket, set the alarm at 2:55 and slept. Special students are students who try to do in two years what most people do in four. They are a necessary evil. Patchell was a special, he was an unnecessary evil. The Veterinary Course was established several years ago, with Dr. Detmers at its head, and is slowly working its way up. Paddy Francis, the first graduate isa Professor in the University of Texas, and it is said that- Ellis has been offered a good place at Dartmouth. Ellis and lVhite have legs bent like the rear supporters of a street car mule. Did you ever notice it? The Short Ags are pretty good fellows. A few, like Price and Baker are conceited, but they are all earnest, studious fellows. Some '39 of the B. A. boys used to make fun of them making humorous remarks about cows, pumpkins, hayseed, etc., but this is happily a thing of the past. Il boys come here desiring to learn the scientific ways of raising corn and potatoes, they have a right to do' so. The College was originally an Agricultural and Mechanical College and all right-minded students hail with delight the increased attendance of Short Ags. ' The Pharmacy Class! Good hearted rollicking Davie, and Wendt of the manly shape are in this class. It amuses itself stealing chem- icals and breaking utensils. Armstrong and Mason are in Chemistry again. Dye makes rotten puns, and Miller makes rotten smells. 1 The Short Mining Course was an experiment and has proven an eminently successful one. Though small numerically, few classes have brighter, or more persevering students than Dixon the English- man, Lochrie the Scotchman, or Rees the Welshman. 'Fresh from the mme, they have thrown aside the pick and seized the chalk. Nobly have they labored, and all honor to the brave fellows. JIMMY BOYD. 40 3 'ff Q A WN ' ffjiigw. H4 Qggl 1 .'.. if fe g..C0.u ff NM-A . . 12.-1' A '-'. w- f . - -- ' ' I 'l-4 -lxflv.. 4' lwliritff, 'F m.pr r'.'? :fDV 'f 3 1 M'.2r L' 115 -f M C 1 Wag m AB ' QNEM Q1 ' ff ' mf J Q ycfognv f ', . 1 ,, f , f .f ' ,ziidmlufwmflwf MA N- Will , ,T '?vWl: Li1 2 5. V: . 7 Ah' 'l l , .- 5 I1 ll' Q Oster Of the? attalion. Lieutenant C. E. IQTLBOURNE, 2d U. S. Artillery, Commandant. H. HAGLER, . I. E. THOMPSON, . L. F. KIESEWETTER, . M. A. SMITH, A . A. W. H. JONES, P. MARTIN, L. H. GODDARD, J. S. COOK, . R. S. GOODELI., H. K. KNOPF, . G. H. MOCK. . S. C. IQERSHAW, . N. W. STORER, E. B. MCCARTER, Field. Staff. H Company. B Company. 4I Zzkzzfefzafzf- Colonfl. . . flfczjbf. . AaQ'm'fz1zz'. Qucz1'!a7'77zczs!ef. . Sergeant-Majbf. uar!er11zfzsfe1-- Seljgmfzi. . Cczpfczivz. FWS! LZ'6ZLf67ld7Zf. . Semfza' Lzlezzfefzcznl. . Fz'1'sz' Seffgecmf. . Capfczifz. Fiffsz' Lzkufefzanf. Sammi Lzleuiefzavzi. PWS! Sefgemzf. f' c Company. . Cczfiazh. First Lzouiorzavzl. . Sooofzd Lz'ez4z'e1zan!. Firsi Sergecmi. E. SIGERFOOS, ' ' W. D. REES, H. O. OSTER, E. S. WOODBORNE, - - cc D as Gcrnpany. . Cczpiczm. H. I. WHITACRE,. . H . - Fzrsz' Lzeuiemmf. F. H. GALE, ' ' Second Lzmfenami D. S. WHITE, . W- WOOD, ' , Fzrs! Sergeant. Hrftillerfy. T. L. GRIB'FIN, . . - CCZWQW- D. T. ROY, First Sergeami I. L. DUNGAN, - 55785075- C. S. PRATT, . Cofffwal- C. E. KILBOURN-E, . Corporal. W. M. RAY, . Corporal. P. H. MULLAY, . . . . Corporal. Signal Detachment. G.W. CHESSEL, G. B. IQILBOURNE, E.W. SCHUELLIQR, H. SCOTT, W. K. DOTY, W. K. LANMAN, F. M. STINSMAN, F. L. WRIGHT 'EEA T G -un Yu --1' 7- m 1 f l ' lsr bugle ow G - :egri m If A , - ,A K ininin lil l gllnirmuczsmnunzanu ng-nu! X' 1 f f i? -jRi-g,, ' ifemrq, Pai' ygw w, :I . - 'R A ,. tw . F 'WIN . ki - fr . C il sg ' . h A- S- I- EYLAR, . Leader. ,g y J- J- MULL-AY, . Drum Zllczjor. Q AAG 'X 42 X I X -www gsm '-xy E ff 3. 5 Y 9 K i' I 4 K .- ' Qin D h - h- 5 :H Rfxl, . Q f fd ,ra Xl ' T N ..., . fwf ' 3:51 g ' 1 -. ax ' , I +f Ulm- w '11 M11 . H v f , ' Q, if, g',,f' -'Q'h.g. U V- -I' W1-. xi J' , f'f'f1 -'ll1g,i cS+4. M 3 1.fw ll 9.119 , if l ,gfl!!WiiU7r'ile : Q -fgq imgjil1 i?L ' M- AN ' :W , '-1,4 Q K rf .7 -.. I I ' I Ig, ,IQ II :II LII Z I T I I ' . 5 . I I I I I I I I I ' I I I I I II I' II ' I V I 5 I Preszrievzf, ., V Iwixi 1, II I' Wh: Pres., 'I I I 1 I 3 Sewfefcwfy, I I Cemor, If fi I , Zkczszzreff, III II I I ' I II' ' Ill I I III Ii.II, Ig! I, 1 f II' II I I' 1 I ' II 'I .II ,I'Q ELK III , I ' :ggi I I I J. I,. I Ui I X I I. ,I I II I' ET. ,I 'N :mall .' i I I I' 'vii .I . .I 'pl 'III III A, III I I 9 7715 lik leyone. ,iii SPRING TERM. JULIUS FLOTO. W. S. NIENOUGH. FALL TERM. WINTER TERM. GEORGE BLOOM, .HENRY NEXV'l'ON, H. P. HOR1'ON', C. G. DONEY, A. S. I. EYLAR, MICHAEL QUEAL, E.W. SCHUELLER MICHAEL. QUEAL, HAP. HORTON, C. G. DONEY. J. H. CARTER, W. S. MENOUGH, C. B. MORREY. I. G. M. SKINNER Swgf.-az'-Amzs, C. CARTER, C. S. POWELL, Meets in qAleyOne Hall every Friday evening. Orton. FALL TERM. WINTER TERM. SPRING TERM, Sf' I . I III VI IIIIII IEII Q. N , , IH . I Pleszdffff, H. L. KIRKER, C. P. SIGEREOOS, HOWARD HAGLER. 2 III Wee Pres., I. L. DUNOAN, F. B. GREGG, W. D. REES. gg 7f'ffflfWff, E. EVANS, W. D. REES, W. M. RAY. Ili: I' ' ' ' In 1- I- 5f'f f'mU': l- E- NESBITT, W. H. Clark, C. M. CROOKS. I C071 5fff7'6'fClf'Jf, C- M- CROOKS, P. GRIMSLEY, D. T. ROY. VI' I I I S-' ' Cum? W- M- RAY, H. HAGLER, C. C. SMITH. X' Scfgf.-af-Arms, E. S.WOODBORNE,iW. D. REES, I, L, DUNGAN, If Q I' Iafikforzkm, J., M. MARTIN. I I Meets In Horton Hall, Friday evenings. I I f 44 I I I 9 I I I I I I I I I I Powning. FALL TERM. WINTER TERM. SPRING TERM. Pres., ALICE H. MOODIE, BERTHA SCoTT, A. M. BASTERDES Vf Pres., C.-A. PoCoCK, MARY BLAKISTON, M. R. NEEDL'ES. Treas., LILA PIPER, ' M. A. BEACH, MARTHA MoSES. See'y, MARTHA MoSEs, MAUD FARMER, I G. S. KELLICOTT. Crzlze, HEFLEN O. LEMERT, ALICE H. MOODIE, BERTA RICKEX'. Jllemeer, M. H. MULLIGAN, A. M. BASTERDES, H. RANKIN. Mfszeal Direeferfer Ike Year, FANNY E. BANCROFT. frlzkferzkm, ALBERTA D. GAREER-for the year. Meets in Browning Hall, Friday afternoons. irtland. FALL TERM. WINTER TERM. SPRING TERM. Pres., A. B. STRONG, H. H. RICHARDSON, L. M. BLOOMFIELD I7 Pres., W. P. EARLY, F. P. STUMP, G. C.. MAUER, Seelv, H. H. RICHARDSON, D. S. HAGLEIQ, A. B. STRoNG. Treezs., W. A. CARR, W. S. JONES, F. P. STUMP. I Meets Friday evenings, Room 7. orner lub. COLORS-' Green-Like the Members. BESSIE HOEL, . - Preszkievzf, ' I he arptern. GN FORTNIGHTLY. Board of Editors chosen from the Literary Societies. akio. THE ANNUAL.-JUDC. 45 1 . l I I , 3 1 1 1 . ' l - i ' I i I . ,1- V i gx Q. N , , . 1-atorieal P S .J 5 fff ,gr X , . DISH' , 0 '1'1.n..i-rf' Y--: Associations. X. ' CC-'jflf'-'X l i Officers of Lxoeal Hssoeiation. I I Q . 1 , ,.... P1'esz'a'e1zl. 5 I IITQSEELIN, ' . Wce Pre5,z'a'e1zl. Miss NELLIE TALBOT, 9 - 556765450- W. D. REES, . , , ,... 77'6LZS7l7'67'. 2? i Offieerfs of Inter'-Collegiate Hssoeiation. I H. C. LAUGHLIN, Ohio State University, Columbus, O., P2'esz'a'em'. g G. P. DESHLER, Marietta College, Marietta, O., Vice Preszklefzl. i , C. S. BOSLER,'DC11lSOH University, Granville, O., . . Secrelary. Hg I. A. HEDGES, Wittenberg College, Springfield, O., . Zleasarer. li 5 I ' Lkoeal Contest, Jan. 11, '89. D. T. Rov, '91, ....... Plrsl Place. I j H Napoleon and the Hundred Days, I I E i ll I I. L. DUNGAN, '92, ...... Seconcl Place. Q 5 H Napoleon's Russian Campaign. C. C. SMITH, 790, ....... Thz'1'clPlace. Q ,I Tolstoi and Montaigne. Q. . InterrHCo11egiate Contest. ' Buchtel College, Akron, O., jan. 11, '88, ii ,, E. H. HUGHES, Ohio Wesleyan University, Delaware, O., Firsz' Place. 2, I . H Philosophy of Inequality. Inter'-State Contest. N ,l 'Q 2 Crinnell, Iowa, May 3, 1889. I E. H. HUGHES, Ohio Wesleyan University, Delaware, O., Plrsl Place. ig I ' ----- ' LOCAL CoNTEsT-December, 1889. INTER-COLLEGIATE C0 MW' 'b - ' fl 1d , Ohio? February 20, 189-O. NTEST itten erg College, Spring e l H I I Thurrnan Glub. H. S. NEWTON ,...... Preszkievzi. Snerrnan Glub. J. A. BOWNOCKER, , . I .... . .P7'6.S'll2,67Zf. Skeisehingi G lass. J. N. BRADFORD,' .... ' .I . 1125! zfzz efer. Tramps on Saturday afternoons. , K Y. AR. A. W. M. RAY, . . . p . . Preszklemi W. T. MILLS, .Q . Wee,Pfesz?iem'. W. M. HENDERSON, . . ,. Seeffeiary. W. D. REES, . . . Cor. Seefefczey. W. H. Baker, ........ Yreezswfef. C. L. ARNOLD, delegate to State Convention at Toledo. W. M. RAY and W. D. REES, delegates to International Convention Philadelphia, May, 1889. . Meets in Chapel, Friday evenings. ' Kil1Q'S DH11Q1?i12I'S. BERTHA SCOTT, ....... Pffeszkienf. SADIE O7KANE, . . Wee Pffeszkienf. MARY BLAKISTON, . Cer. Seereiezffy. AIIICE MERRVILL, ....... Rec. Secretary. MIGNON TALBOT, ....... Tffeezszerer. Meets in Chapel every Thursday, from I2 to 12:30. Alulnni Association, OFFICERS. C. C. MILLER, '83, Ottawa, O., .p . Preszkiemt. ANNA M. SCOTT, '86, Columbus, O., . . V2eePffesz'ez'e11z'. W. S. DEVOL, '86, Reno, Nevada, . . Seerefary. FREDERICK IQEFFER, '82, Columbus, O., . Yreezszereyf, 47 7 'fig f L L Q III!! 1 '-Y .ii X ,WI cf. 1- wed Llfffi fk ' A fW,J 'H W 'f hfm-A -QW' 'N fv f ,M Q ' .--Lv 'kg . g -' nf '. 4 L Q , XMB Mn' T Qiffb' m 1 N 'S ' ffxw -:QM I Y Y W 4 N 'U !!?f f' 12-.:N QV lF sn- L1 - w w A U J Z ,f QQ-ymllm ' E 1,1 1 H ' U I fl! 'I 'M . 75' vw, XX,-K f ' , '43-I fi -.r-UW lfmjf' 'exp g f A Z i , ' M ,WW L ,f , 7k a 8 g A MU U fl.-f.,f,f- Q7 , ' , f l,.,.A',f7f ' if ? ' f f P . ' .W f y. WW 2 ' in Ill ff 1 'II ,O 1 J . Mletic ssociation. ' H. S. MITCHELL, . I . . . Pfeszdefzt. G. BLOOM, . . Vzkc P1'esz'a'em'. f, F. W. RANE, . Sffffffflfy- E. B. PEDLOW, . - D'mW7e7 in Base Ball Qlub. A. BOWNOCKER, . Mafzager. H. ALLEN, ' . . . Cclj5l'6ll'?2 U J. H. IXLLEN, c., . S. E. BENNETT, p., C. S. PRATT, 2d b., T. T. SHAW, s. s., L 4 F. W. RANE, c. ji, W, H. CLARKE, Is! b., 48 I F. B. OHL, 3111 b., E. B. PEDLOW. Z. f, J. C. LEAVITT, ref 'X 1, D. 1' t., .fl 1 VR lx 'L Iwi. E 1:5 5 I -Cr I . IB Ik 1? - 'F gt ll I 'P . ll' ff' lp-' ,x- .YE ll if' it 5. P lf P E Ir it v 5. l Q. lf E' lf l r E I E v l E li 5 5. I i l lx I F 1 l l if l l 1 L. 5 w l E I 2 l l Z. L. I 5 . l' l. F l I HWIQ ennis lub. iii H. S. MI1'CHELL, Manager. W. W. MEEK, '. . . Miss TALBOT, . H. C. LAUCHLIN, I Team. F. L. O. VVADSWORTH, H. S. MITCHELL, W. R. O. MORRISON, W. R. LAZENBY, T.. Tennis Teams. 1 WADsWoRTH 3l1d,MILLER QTJ, MITCHELL and MEEK, MORRISON QRQ, . A and LAZENBY. H. S. MITCHELL, fllafzager. Reeorrd. Preszaefzt. Seer eia ry. Treasurer. W. MEEK. MIl.LER. May 4, at Broad Street grounds, O. S. U. vs. Columbus. F. Cols.-Patton and Green fp 4 vs. . :f Score, 5-6, 6-3, 6-3, 4: oneliue. O. S U.-Wadsworth and Miller, jr ' IL O. S U.-Morrison and Lazenby Tr lg vs, ff Score, 6-4, 6 4, one line. Cols. -Hutchinson and Comstock, xl +L 0. S U.-Meek and Mitchell Sp If vs. 17 Score, 6-o, 6-3, 4: one line. Cols.-Hoover and Hayes. j IL Singles. Wadsworth QO. S. U.j vs. Patton fCols.j, . Score, 6-I, 5-6, 6-4. Miller QO. S. UQ vs. Guthrie fCo1s.j, Score, 6-2, 2-6, 6-3. 49 X? V1 E97 Y. Q oncapx N WU fm , NNN ml- . lw1lKNWN I M oardmg lubs NORTH nonmrroav GEORGE BLOOM . Presz'a'wzf. R. K. BIC.-XCPI, . Sicwam H R HALL 111711 fund SOUTH DORIDITORY I. E GOULD . Prfcszkiem' E. B PLDLQXN, . ffzkh Pofafo Cntzg PIONEER H. O OSTER . Sfewafd J. L. Dlxox Lmzozz Pak Demon mecnlunsn AVE. N W STORER Sieward. I L - DUINGAR Famme Breeder STUDENTS INN C C SMITH Sfezefam' A C DENBOXV Sword Sfzcfallozvw' GERIDHNIH GRUB H' A' SURFACE, . Sfeward. FRITZ MESLOH, . fzzfeflpfffdf- . A 4 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 X 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 11 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 Y 1 1 1 1 1 1 11 '1 1 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 111 11' 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 Q 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 I '11 11 1111 1 11 1 21 1 1 nj 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 I . 1 1 1 1 ' 1 ? ' .1 ' I 1 1 1 1, 2 11 11 I IB. 1 1 'f 1 FE 1 1 1 P5 '1 11 1 .. 1 1 11 11 1 S I 4 . b . 1 1 1' 1 1 I 1 1 12 i ,1 1 1 , ' 3, 1, 1 1, 1 , 1 E1 1 11, ' 1 1 1 1 . 1 1 1, 1 111 ' ' !1!1 Q 151 -- 1 11 J 1 4 T I , A ml '- ' 11' i I' 1 1 LL? 1 9: .1 11 1 W 5 13 1 3 ' E Q1 1. 3 31 2 1f ' '1 15 ' 11 1 1 xg 1 31 : '11 1 I I 1 1 K 3 5 3 5 1 F I S 2 1 Grand ohvehtiohs. Phi Gamma Delta, Lewisburgh, Pa., Oct. 30, 31,iand'NoV. 1, 1889. Phi KHDPH Psi, 9 Arch Council, Chicago, Illi, 1stiWednesdayin April, 1890 District Convention, Springfield, O., April, 1890. p. 9 1 Sig111a,,Ghi, Province, Wooster, O., April, 1890. Phi Delta Theta, A Chai ' Phi, Washington, D. IC., zndpWednesday in Nov., 1889. Beta Theta Pi, Chautauqua, August, 1 889. . Kappa Kappa Gamma, Bloomington, Ill., 4th Wednesday in August, 1890. 51 hi amma i--.1 eliza. Established at Washington and leflerson College, 1343- CQLQRS-Royal Purple. , Rohn oi-1 ACTIVE or-1Ap'rArzs. Alpha ..... ....... Delta ..... ....... Epsilon ..... ....... Zeta ....... .... Eta ......... Lambda ..... Nu ........ . ..... . Xi P1 ......... . ..... . Sigma ...... . ..... . Tau ...... Upsilon ..... ....... Omega.. .......... Alpha Deuteron Beta Deuteron Gamma Deuteron Delta Deuteron ,,,,,, Epsilon Deuteronu, Theta Deuteron ,,,,,, Kappa. Deuteron Lambda Deuteron Xi Deuteron. ......... . Pi Deuteron.. ....... .. Sigma Deuteron.,,,,, Rho Deuteron, ,,,,,, , Beta Chi ...... ...... Delta Xi ...... ...... Alpha Phi .............. Gamma Phi ......... .. Zeta Phi,, Theta Psi Kappa Nu. ...... . .... . .........Wm Washington and jefferson College Bucknell University .L ........ University of North Carolina. ,,VVasl1ington, Pa. ,,,,,, Lewisburg, Pa. . ....... Chapel Hill, N. C. Indiana State University . ....... ...... B loomington, Ind. Marietta College ......... ...... De Pauw University ..... Bethel. College ......... .... Pennsylvania College ...... Allegheny College.. .... .. ,, ,,,,,Marietta, O, ,,,,,,.Greencastle, Ind. Russellville, Ky. .......Gettysburg, Pa. , ,,,,,, Meadville, Pa. Wittenberg College ......... ...... ...... S p ringfield, O. Hanover College ...... ......... College of City of New York Wabash College. .......... ..... . Columbia College ......... . ....... ..... . Illinois Wesleyan University Roanoke College ......... ...... Knox College ....... . ......... ...... ..... . Hampden-Sidney College..... Muhlenburg College,,,.',,,,,,, Ohio Wesleyan University University of Georgia ,,,,,,,,, Denison Universit , y ..... .Yale University . ........ Omicron Deuteronn, Nu Deuteron Ohio State University ,,,,,, Adelbert College .,.,,,,,, , University of Kansas, ,,,, , Lafayette College ,,,,, WOOSter College. .......... . Lehigh University ,,,,,,,,, ,, University of California ,,,,,, Universit of Michi an Madison University ,,,,,, ,,,,,, Cornell College .... ' ..... Y U . ...... Pennsylvania State bCollege,, ,,,,,,, ,, - Jewell COlle2e ........... . .........lZ-Ianover, Ind. ,,,New York City. ,,,,,,,,,Crawfordsville, Ind. New York City. Bloomington, Ill. .........Salem, Va. Galesburg, Ill. Prince Edward Co., Va ,, ,,,,, Allentown, Pa. ...... Delaware, O. Athens, Ga. Granville, O. New Haven, Conn. .......Columbus, O. Cleveland, O. I Lawrence, Kan. Easton, Pa. Wooster, O. Bethlehem, Pa. Berkeley, Cal. Ann Arbor, Mich. State College, Pa. Liberty, Mo. Hamilton, N. Y, Ithaca, N. Y. GRHDUHTE or-1Ap'rARs. Delta ......... ..... . Chattanooga, Tenn. Zet K C't M EPSilOI1 ...... ....... . Columbus, O. mumiClZ2ZllEnd1 O Delta Club ,,,, ' 5' ' .........New York Clty. 52 XX i li 3 Tx! X X , , ,, fff ,f f , ' W I 'iiig' Wy! ! ' 1W WQi.fm- Zliegffg ifggif-2 ii ,' 1 -iid, EE if g EEE? ?2.?i.f.3-: ' g13 i 2g',123iiigigi :,1z'f:f' .f-.- ii?-: ? : : ET A 2425, 'E? '-' ?Q 5532 jf H if If W 7 J T-1-if ?i- L Ami.. f1f17,:zifw,,.,,,- ,,,,,f, 51-T' ' . ,,,, f0-f uafmww J -:-E' 1, ' W . ,, . .,-, qn, -:Li - vhi V 'f 'ifgf - - 1, f if x .W 1 Till 1 L is Q ff' ' S i ms: g mm ' ' i9.-1'4r5- H '-l ' . XT ,? ff' ff' '7 f ' it--3 9f'.' N 1 E R --M v Wmg yfgf ff ,, .X ' ?534?f'V 'Q Wil' 1 Wxwrsf Q , ff F ' : 4'W-2 W WW N, ,Vg A xy. , 'V f' D E L I T EB TANF .- . K? . V , - zxil.g., f- ..f ' - T .kg X ew' H, 5. wk ', 1 0 0 LO 10 X Y if ? I 5 . I I y i ii u5 x 'S ', . , . 5 f 1 1 a Q S a i 5 i Phi IEIIIQIIQH Delta. . Qi?-. 1 xg' Q. - .1 .1 fix 0 , ., , 1 'JS' , Q1 af' OIIQICPOQ Deuteron Ghapter. Established March 25, 1878. HCTIVE mEm1aHRs. '89, HENRY S. NEWTON, WILLIAM W. MEEK CHARLES E. GAINS. , '9O. HARRY S. MITCHELL. , J. LEONARD HANER HARRY C. BENNETT. '91, - :KCHARLES F. MCCLOUD, PIQWILLIAM G. BEA'l 'l'Y '92, I JOHN S, COCK, I WILLIAM L. HANER 5f9Left College. 53 Phi amma alta. il..- Epsilon Graduate Ghapter. ........1-1 Established September 24. 1887. HCTIVE mEmIaHRs. S. L. BLACK, 1. B. VVIKOFF, G. S. CUNNINGHAM, JOHN F. MCFADDEN, FRANK A. RAY, GEO. B. KAUFFMAN, A. N. VAN DEMAN, K. D, WOOD, I WALTER A. DUN, '78, A. B. MCMACKIN, 77.9, J. C. WARD, '80, C. M. LEWIS, '81, , CHAS. E. HIGBEE, '83, I. T. ANDERSON, '84, J. R. LOYEJOY, '84, W. R. ,MALONE, '85, GEO. A. MAS1'ERS, '86, FRANK A. RAY, '87, URIAH H. MYERS, '87, FRANK RATHMELL, H. C. BLACK, SCOTT A. WEBB, C. B. VVHILEY, J. T. ANDERSON, J. L. ROHRER, L. J. HENDERSON, C. W. MILLER, HIAUIDISII. FERD. HOWALD,, '78, W. F. NOBLE, '79, H. D. GREGORY, '8o, IRWIN LINSEN, '82, JNO. J. DUN, '83, C. V. MEAD, '84, CHAS. WIKOFF, W. T. KELLY, ED. DANN, J. S. CASEY, F. W. SPERR, W. B. VIE'fS, C. N. CBROWN, J. H. VERCOE. F. MCFADDEN, '78 . S. TOWNE, '79, H. R. POOL, '81, F. W. SPERR, '83, C. C. MILLER, '83, J. B. WKVIKOFF, '84, I. R EDW. GRTON, Ir., '84, ELLIS LOVEJOY, '85. M. N. MIX, '85, WILLIS B. VEITS, '86, W. J. ROO'1', '85, G. S. CUNNINGHAM,786 WM. H. HANNUM,,87, JOSEPH MYERS, '87, E. W. MIX, '38, SCOTT A. WEBB, '88. I HDDITIONHH RESIDENT rnEmBE1Qs. N. S. SMITH, C. M. LEWIS, C. D. EVERETT, LYMAN DANN, H., N. P. DOLE, C. H. SCOFIELD, A. C. BUTLER, R. H. COTTON, 54 L. D. BROWN, CHAS. E. HIGBEE, B. F. BRIDGE, A. B. ADAMS, D -Q . x l i i V ? If ,781 , i 9, 5 3, , 5. '36, K 2. l I i K E IDR.'EKA,Pi-IILA. 1852 1853 1855 1855 1859 1860 1869 1877 1869 I88O 1881 1887 1353 1855 1856 1880 1868 1857 1357 1860 1866 1871 I88O 1865 1859 1870 1864 1876 1375 1881 1867 1868 1882 I 884 ......... 1888 1876 1881 il. I Phi l4ff'5lPP51l'3Si- Founded at Washington and Jefferson, 1852. RODD OF HCITIVE1' CI-IHPTERS. ' FIRST DISTRICT. , Pennsylvania Alpha ,. ......... ....... . . Pennsylvania Beta. ....... . Pennsylvania Gamma ,,,,,, Pennsylvania Epsilon ....... Pennsylvania Zeta ,,,,,, Pennsylvania Eta ,,,,,, ,, Pennsylvania Theta ,,,,,, , Pennsylvania Iota ,,,,,, ,, New York Alpha ,,,,, New York Beta ,,,,,, New York Delta ,,,,,,, New York Epsilon ......... ..... 4.-..n Jefferson College. Alleghany College. Bucknell University. Pennsylvania College. Dickinson College. Franklin and Marshall College. Lafayette College. University of Pennsylvania. Cornell University. Syracuse University. Hobart College. Madison University. SECOND DISTRICT. virginia Alpha ...... ...... ...... Virginia Beta ,,,,,, ,, Maryland Alpha. ....... ...... . . District of Columbia Alpha Mississippi Alpha ...... ......... ...... . . University of Virginia. Washington and Lee University Hampden-Sidney College. Virginia Gamma ...... ...... ..... ...... . Johns Hopkins University. ,,,,,Columbian University. University of South Carolina. South Carolina Alpha ...... ...... ...... .University of Mississippi. THIRD DISTRICT. ohio Alpha...... ...... Ohio Beta ....... Ohio Gamma ,,,,,, Ohio Delta ...... Indiana Alpha ,,,, Indiana Beta ,,,.,. Indiana Ga1nma.................. Ohio Wesleyan University. Wittenberg College, Wooster University. Ohio State University. De Pauw University. Indiana State University. Wabash College. Fouizrn D1s1'R1cT. . I Illinois Alpha.. ......... ...... ...... .... . . Michigan Alpha ,,,,,, Wisconsin Alpha ,,,,, Wisconsin Gamma ,,,,,, Iowa Alpha ...... ...... Iowa Gamma .,,,,..., Iowa Delta ...... ...... . . Minnesota Alpha ,,,,, Minnesota Beta ..... Kansas Alpha, ,,,,,, , California Alpha ....... . .. .... ..- . -sf... ns.. -...v Northwestern University. ,, University of Michigan. University of Wisconsin. Beloit College. University of Iowa. Cornell College. Simpson College. Carleton College. University of Minnesota. University of Kansas. University of the Pacific. 1 1 li 1 1 1 1 111,1 1 '51 .1 11 'lx 1 1 11 11. ., M. 1 1 , ,g1 1 1 . , 1 1 1 1 !1 , I l, . .1 11 11 Q1 11 . 11,1 1,111 1 E 1?-E11 1 1 1 ' 1 1 1 14 ., 1. 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'. 1 11 1 1 '1 51 2 'I 1213 .,N,i '1 1 1,2 1 Oh 1 15 , '11 A 1, 1 Hg gi ug 1' V1 t 1l!i '11 11 .. ' 1111 11 1 11 E1 1' 5 T lit ,1 Y 1 1 ii 1' I 1 k 1 1 1 1 1 , 1 . ,1, -1 -111115 Phi Kappa PSi- .,,,- fi:- 9,QOfQ--fes . 1' A ' Ja f' r X Q ' f,..11cS,a-QQ' .NVQ l 191 t.,....wGQ'1 TQDCZ '41 'if' E231 Q M.. nw '.7! f Q Delta Ghapter Of hio. .1111- Established May 15, 1880. , iii-1 HCTIYE fnHm1aHRs. HARRY F. MILLER, 1 G. PERRY GRIMSLEY,' RALPH N. HUBBARD, LOUIS F. KIESEWETTER, PERCY MAIZTIN, EDWARD D. HOWARD, '6OhiO I' '89. ' HENRY P. HGRTON. '9O. , ROBERT K. BEACH. x 1 '91, GEORGE H. MOCK. GEORGE N. COLE. '92, , E. BRUSH HATOHER, JESSE H. ALLEN.'k 56 Phi ,Kappa PSi- Q ' l 1. HI.IUm1S1I. J. SCOTT HUMPHREY, B. Sc., '8o. GEO. W. DUN, B. Sc., '84, SIDNEY H. SHORT, B. SC., '8O. E. L. T. SCHAUB, M. E. '85 W. K. CHERRYHOLMS, B. Sc., '81, C. A. MARBLE, B Sc., '85, OLIVER FASSIG, B. Sc., '82. , W. L. PETERS, M. E., '85. E. M.VANHARLINGEN, B.Sc., '83 I. P. MILLIGAN, B. A , '86. J. H. GALBRAI'1'H, B. Ph. SC. '83. E. J. CONVERSE, B A., '86. C. MAIQVIN, M. E., '83. W. W. IQEIFER, B. A., '86. H. P. CONVERSE, B. SC., '87. O. C. ZAUMSEIL, C. E., '87. H. E PAYNE, M. E., '87. ' A. HAR1'WELL, M. E., '88. ' J. A. WILGUS, B. Ph., '88. RESIDENT CDECDBERS. GOV. J' B. FORAKER, DR W. J. NICNIILLEN, HON 'JOHN BEATTY, GEO. W. DUN, B. SO., HON. L. 1. CRITCHFIELD, M. A., GrEORGE SMART, GEO. W. MCCOARD, M. A. J. M. TXAYLOR. JOHN R. BOWDLE, B. A , WILLIAM NEIL, P. C. ROBINSON, C. B. COMSIOOK, EUGENE LANE, B. A., L.. B. CHERINGTON, CHAS. S. CHERINGTON, B. A., A., D-. SELBY, E. L. T. SCHAUB, M. E., THOS. H. JOHNSON, HERMAN M. HUBBARD, CARL B. SHEED, F.. R. MARCH, F.. J. CONVERSE, B. A., I. J. CHESTER, M. A., WILL B. CORNELL. CHAS. E. FREEMAN, FRED. W. HUBBARD, FRED. SHEDD, , HARRY SHEDD, GEO. Y. ANDERSON, J. H. GA.LBI2AI'I'H, B. Ph. W. D. CHERINGTON, ' J. A. VVILGUS, B. Ph. 57 Sisirrjlftlhi- Founded at Miami University, 1855. 1 ....,?-1 . Alpha, . Beta, Zeta, Eta, . Theta, . Kappa, . Lambda, Mu, . Xi, . Omicron, . Rho, . Tau, . Chi, Psi, . Omega, . Gamma Gamma, Delta Delta, . Delta Chi, Zeta Zeta, Zeta Psi, . Theta Theta, Sigma Sigma, Alpha Beta, . Alpha Gamma, Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Delta, Epsilon, Zeta, . Theta, Iota, . Lambda, Nu, S. Xi, . Omicron, Pi, . Rho, . Sigma, CoLoRs-Blue and Gold. iii-i 'CI-IHPTHR, ROIJLK. I , . I . . . Ohio Wesleyan University. ' C. . . Wooster University. . Washington and Lee University. University of Mississippi. . Pennsylvania College. Bucknell University. Indiana State University. . Denison University. . Pe Pauw University. . Dickinson College. t Butler University. . Roanake College. . Hanover College. University of Virginia. Northwestern University. Randolph-Macon College. . Pardue University. Q Q A . Wabash College. . . Center College. University of Cincinnati. University of Michigan. Hampden-Sidney College. University of California. . '. Ohio State University. . Stevens' Institute of Technology. . . . University of Nebraska. I ..... Beloit College. . . Massachusetts Institute of Technology. . . Illinois Wesleyan University. . . . University of Wisconsin. . University of Texas. University of Kansas Tulane University . Albion College . . Lehigh University . ' . University of Minnesota 58 I D N ,. H :4 fizfiain Ng 511153: ,2f'T:, W K . 12,5 M .4 W' U QL' ,- :gi A f ' 1 rw wx, , . g, :- ' gm J' N . 5 . 5Mrgfpw11.,, . w-1,. 1x,'4 ,fig - ' 15: www- - ' - . 3. F' A . ,,,,... Y A - ' up f- me 1 4y.,,.,,,.., x ' - yr - mail: , 1-F 1 wears- ., fir ' f V . M Q. .... I ' X -. xv , :iq 1 it . A rgfgfgq '--- 1 . hx, mgxqwfr ev. V :LE -4 mx.. TE... ' Q 1 X' . X ' N XL fx : . P - .... A ' N f ' -'-'- 1 1 1 .. ,uJrgf1 f -- +f,12fv.Msf:,.. . '--x ,nu V -E15 13. 1-'- S A , Dofvifm piuzw is thi 553' Y 11 E ,V ll. A 191 1' M3 N3 IKM f YU' 3 1 1 uw 1 +3 f t 1 L K .fly 5. ENE WW V . IE ,y 4 'l yfiv 1 ' MJ ' V 415 VN Y lvl 3 W1 . 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Il ' KKK i ' A.' xx A- 5 2 fi--T7-fp-Nl 'f ,ym1.f.sn4.nlzau, f H . -4 I I P1 fl Alpha amlna Chapter. Established in May, 1882. PRHTRHS IN COLXDEGIO. '89, HARRY ROBERT HALL. DAVIDROBERTS HANCOCK '91, FRANK HENRXT' GALE. DAVID TOD ROV. A XNORMAN L. CRAWFORD. DFFRANK WASPIBURN JENNINGS :VJOSEPH DRAKE POTTER. A .A '92. WILL W, BRQWN, RUSSELL KILBOURNE '93. CHARLES E. KILBOURNE, IR. 5fLeft College. 59 C GEO.. R. TWISS, '85, H. P. SMITH, '86, HARRY HDZDGES, '88, D. K. WATSON, BEN. B. YVOODBURY, MORRIS BOOTH, JAMES C. GODMAN, GEO. WM. BEATTY, CHAS. Q. DAVIS, C. S. FAY, JAY J. JENNINGS, LINAS IQAUFFMAN, W. B. CARPENTER,'M, D., -ED. MERION, GEO. F. VVEIDNER, Sigma hi O HDUIDNI. OTTO SCHROLL, '86, ROBERT HAZI,E1 1', '87 GEO. T. VVEIDNER, '87, ARTHUR T. HEATH. HOWARD N. THOMPSON, '88, CHESTER H. AISDRICH FRETRHS In URBH. W. C. MERRITT, HARIQY C. ELLIOTT, A. W. WILLIAMS, H. K. TERRY, J. G. HOFFMAN, IAS, WATSON, W. B. NORRIS, VVALHXER B. PAGE, EDMUND SMITH, AMOR SHARP, HOWARD T, GARRETT, JOSEPH D. POTTER, DEWITT C. JONES, THOS. E. POWELL, THOS. H. RICKETTS, GEO. B. NIONYPENY, UTTO SCHROLI., GEO. K. GOULDING, JASON W. FIRESTONE DAVE E. MOONEY, CHAS. O. ADAMS, CHAS. C. QVIATT, WM. V. IQELLOGG, GEO. B. MCCANN7 JEWETT NORRIS, GEO. MCCULLOCH, HLIUIVIISII CHAPTER Rohn. Eta, Lafayettef Iota, Indianapolis. Theta, CiIIci1I1Iati. Omega, Chic Ivo 60 ,88 A V 'Eff' L . v 4? 'V- 'Nz I MQ? 1'.Y 4 i ' . ' , 1 H :LI Z Q 3if 4 l d, l' . 5 Q!, ml! 4 A X W ' 1 lb 4 11 is' I I1 I h. 1, 1 I f ' 4 5 1 pw ,f ' z E fg 'ii ' :H f . ip : ' T ui ' iii ig . Z, i . u, ' 1 . ., 1 K 1 4 ' 4 1 ,, A 1 5 I i U..5o.j, ' 1 1 ..- ,A - X- --is xx. XQXQQQY ' -Qsyigxi X x Qysgx x ., Q x x Q -xskiy xv .- wg: ww Ng'- w X DREKA. PHILA f 601: yftyfl tj P x Phi Delta Theta. Q Founded at Miami University, 1848. CI-IHPTER ROHM, e ALPHA PROVINCE-Colby University, Dartmouth College, University of Ver- mont, Williams College, Amherst College, Brown University, Cornell Uni- versity, Union University, College ofthe City of New York, Columbia College, Syracuse University, Lafayette College, Pennsylvania College, Wasliingtoii and jefferson College, Allegheny College, Dickinson College, University of Pennsylvania, Lehigh University. BETA PROVINCE-Roanoke College, University of Virginia, Randolph Macon College, Richmond College, Washington and Lee University, University of North Carolina, South Carolina College. GAMMA PROVINCE--University of Georgia, Emory College, Mercer University, Vanderbilt University, University ofthe South, University of Alabama, Alabama Polytechnic Institute, Southern University, University of Missis- sippi, University of Texas, Southwestern University. DELTA PROVINCE-Miami University, Ohio Wesleyan University, Ohio Univer- sity, University of' Wooster, Buchtel College, Ohio State University, Centre College, Central University. EPSILON PROVINCE-Indiana iUniversity, YVHDHSD College, Butler University, Franklin College, Hanover College, DePauw University, University of Mich- igan, State College of Michigan, Hillsdale College. ZETA PROVINCE-Northwestern University, Knox College, Illinois Wesleyan University, Lombard University, University of Wisconsin. ETA PROVINCE-University of Missouri, Westminster College, Iowa Wesleyan University, State University of Iowa, University of Minnesota, University of Kansas, University of Nebraska, University of California. 1-:mu mm czr-lnrrrsrzs. New York, N. Y., Pittsburgh, Pa., Philadelphia, Pa., Baltimore, Md., Richmond, Va., Columbus, Ga., Atlanta, Ga., Nashville, Tenn., Montgom ery, Ala., Cincinnati, O., Washington, D. C., Akron, O., L0uiSVillC, KY-S Franklin, Ind., Indianapolis, Ind., Chicago, Ill., Galesburgh, Ill., Kansas City, Mo., Minneapolis, Minn., St. Paul, Minn., Selma, Ala., San FraHCiSCO, Calf 6,1 - Phi Delta Theta , . , Q21 gow f' OO? XC : XP-le.: 'lv' ' it '5eh3xaIMJkJoI1fE. cg J X 'I o I rv g ,I M5591-:W 'P - If QSO ,f If Ohio Zeta Ghapter. 1348. 1883. ,,.-.iT- COIJORS-Affgefzf cmd Azure. PRHTER IN FHGUHTHTE. R. D. BOHANNAN. PRHTRES IN OOLILIEGIO. '89 JOHN GEORGE BLOOM. 3 SAMUEL ELLSWORTH BENNETT. '91. AARON WESLEY JONES. JAMES ELMER THOMPSON XFRANK CHARLES HIGH. SAMMY MORRISON FRANK WILLIAM RANE. 9 GEORGE WILLIAM CHESSELL. STCLAIR ALEXANDER GEORGE FRANCIS FISH. . GEORGE CHRISTIAN bcHAEEFER ...ii-T. XEDWARIJ TALMAGE SANDERSON. :?:Left College, 62 90. ,, 92. I Phi Delta Theta. S HDUHINI. WM. MCPHERSON, '87. MARK FRANCIS, '87. W. F. HUNT, '87. W. O. ScHE1BELL,'88. A. C. REEVES, '87, F. S. BARE, '88. V. G. EMERY, 787. F. W. BROWN, '88, FRHTRES 1181 URBEE. CYRUS HULING, C. R. GILMORE, Prosecuting Attorney. Attorney-at-Law. J. E. BROWN, S. G. C., J. L. CONVERSE, A Physician. Real Estate Dealer. T. W. ALBERY, ROBERT L. SEEDS, Physician. With Seeds 8: Scott FRANK N. SLADE, ROBERT ECKHARDT, With Slade gl Kelton. Musician. HARRY L. ROWND, HUBERT H. WARD, Franklin Rubber Co. With Ward Bros. FRANK L. BROWN, W. J. H. BOHANNAN, With Brown-Manly Plow Co. ' Attorney-at-Law S. J. FLTCKINGER, WM. H PARKER, Manager Ohio State Journal. Secretary Y- M- C- A S. B. RICKETTS, D. S. GRAY, Real Estate Dealer. Student O. W- U. HON. EMMETT TOMPKINS. Attorney-at-Law. 63 1 1859 1867 1867 1867 1854 1867 1878 1883 1872 1375 1883 1877 1883 Rohn .........Alpha .........Cfamma....... .........Delta........ .........Epsilon..... .........Zeta....... .........Tl1eta .........lotai...... .........Kappa....,. .........Lambda .........Omicro11 1874 ......... Rho ...... . 1871 1888 1873 1873 1882 1869 1868 .........Sigma .........Tf1u .........Pl1i ........,Chi ni ini. Founded in 1824. COLGRS-Searle! amz' Blue. oi: HGTIVH C1-1111p'1'HRs. ......... ......... ...... U n iversity of Virginia- ,,,,,,Emory College. ,,,,,,Rutger's College. ,,,,,,Hampden-Sidney College. ,,,,,,Franklin and Marshall College. ......University of Georgia- ,,,,,,Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute ......Ohio State University. ,,,,,,BroWn University. ......University of California. ......Stevens7 Institute of Technology, ,,,,,,Yale University. ......Vanderbilt University, E ,,,,,, Lafayette College. ,,,,,,Woffo1'd College. ......University of South.Carolina. . ......Amherst College, ......Ol1io Wesleyan University. ,,Lel1igh University. ' .........Omega..... ......DickinsQ11 College, . .........Cornell University, HDUMNI ci-1121p'1'HRs. Aleph- ----- ..... B altimore, Maryland. Beth ,,.., ..... N ew York, New York. Val' ------ .... . Vllashington, D. C. 6 1 4 L hi Phi. Iota Ghapter. Established November 9th, 1883. HCTIVE mHmBHRs. '89, . IOHN ADAMS BOWNOCKER. HARRY L. KIRKER '9O. RUSSEL STIMSON FEICHT. HUGH CLARENCE LAUGHLIN CARL CLYDE SMITH. '- A '91. JAMES FERGUSON BURNS. HORACE L. WHITAORE ' '92. . FREDERICK LEVY DUNLAP. ROBERT H. HASSLER. JOHN CALVIN LEAVITT. CAREY SIMON PRATT. ' ERWIN WALDEMAR SCHUELLER. '9B. ROLLIN F INNIE FOSTER. 65 EDWARD EARL SPARKS, '84. FRANK E. HILL, '86. WILLIAM F. CHARTERS, 787. RESIDENT HOMER C. WHITE, EDWARD G. ROBERTS, A. V. R. PATTON, CHAS. G. SMITH, CHAS. W. ROBINSON, H. B. COMPTON. hi Phi. HLKUIVIISII. WILLIAM P. BENTLEY, 785. WILLIAM A. CONNELL, 86. F. J. CELLARIUS, '88, mHm1aHRs. ARTHUR E. EVANS, JOSEPH R. LANE, JOSEPH F. FIRESTONE, DAVID F. SNYDER, FRANK L. PACKARD, W. C. WHITMORE, HARRY H. MARSH, CHARLES B. COWAN C. G. ATKINS, F. W. SAVAGE. .66 -375' I Y V 4 4 if v w 1 fm N lu 1 ,A :V 'n ' ' , , M w 1 w 1. n r 'L W ' ' 1' U' i lv W 1 9 ' S H ' 1 W , X 3 MA 1 qi ' 'i, I 1,1 1? , , H, I: 1 5 N E 1?-if 1, ' Qs 3 KE, I i Z, Q, -W v , I HV ' , HF V ' , 1I if 5ieH 5 V ., igw Ii' :YEA F Wm fl 5 Q M2 , mf 4, N 139.2 m' f Q Ilxfi 'Q 'Vl ,, nw 'i'2M fi lf if l'f if ,lag ,El W MV lu Wx: N 'Q U11 U' I lui QU. xliil ,wi xv!! ,V if Ln' 5 LLL EW Wa if .m 1.,l ug -' QQQE 5513 '31 fp, LL: .sw l higzf :,'l 1, i' lil . ' 1'Wq f Ex M N s .i1 1Q' ' . NJN w 51: 'ywc Q g F2511 1 ff' UQ, W Ai QM' 5 gl lv ,I My nw:-1 VW! P .1 gy: ,U LJ Vg' ' fQW'l1t' 42 e 1- U-.EU 1 g 5g.fw, 1 , Qffwqx 1 if Q'2 ' 1 gr 1 yt. yil : E, TM 1' , 5 2 ei T' + -1 w . 1 .AIN Y :Iv M T Pixy, 5 gin X, Q Efiglfiifi E all wi! it 1 15' fl i 15' -UH if ill wmij ,, Mi 'Q 'Lge 4 I N' S In A Q 4 n 1 ,V t 'I QQ DREKA, PEIILA. I V i .u..1.. , 5 6 E X i 1 i 1 5 1839 ......... 1841 1841 1842 1842 1843 1845 1845 1845 1845 1847 1850 ......... 1850 1853 1853 1854 1860 1861 1866 1867 1868 1868 1869 1870 1872 1872 1373 1873 1873 1874 1874 1875 1875 1876 1878 1379 1879 '379 ISSO 1880 1881 I88I 1882 1884 1885 1886 1888 1888 1888 1888 Beta Theta Pi. ROI.kI.k O13 HCTIXIE CI-IHPTERS. Alpha .. .... .. Beta ...... ...... . Beta Kappa Epsilon., Gamma ,,,,, Eta ......... De1ta..... Pi Lambda ,,,,, Tau ...... Kappa ..... Zeta ...... ..... Omicron ,,,,, Theta ...... . Iota ...... Mu. .... . Chi. ...... .... . Psi ......... ...... Miami. Adelbert. .- ..... .Ohio University, .......Centre College. Washington and Jefferson Colle e . . g . . Harvard University. DePauw University, Indiana University. .....University of Michigan. .....Wabash College. .....Brown University, Hampden-Sidney. .....University of Virginia, .......Ohi0 Wesleyaii University. .......Hanover College. . ...... Cumberland University. .....Beloit College. .....Bethany College. Alpha Beta ......... .... . ..Iowa State University. Alpha Gamma, Wittenberg College. Alpha Delta ,,,,, ,,,, , Westminster College. Alpha Epsilon ,,,,, ,,,,,,, , Iowa Wesleyan University. Alpha Eta ...... . ...... Denison University. Alpha Kappa ,,,,, ,,,,,,, , Richmond College. Alpha Lambda Alpha Nu ....... Xi Alpha Pi Rho ...... ...... . . Alpha Sigma ,, Beta Delta ,,,, Sigma ........ Beta Zeta , ,,,, , Upsilon. ....... .. Alpha Chi .... Omega ...... .. Beta Eta ,,,,, Beta Beta ...... Phi ...... ...... . .. Beta Theta ,,,,,,, Nu ...... ...... .... Alpha Alpha... Beta Iota ...... .. Beta Lambdan Theta Delta,,,, ..... . ,. nf...-. ,, --un .-an--. -...... . ...... .. ...- 1.---...- University of Wooster. - University of Kansas. N H :::::::Ra11dolpl1-Macon. University of Wisconsin. Northwestern University. Dickinson College. Cornell University. Stevens' Institute of Technology St, Lawrence University. Boston University. -.ohns Hopkins University. University 'of California, Maine State College. University of Mississippi. University of Pennsylvania. ,,,Madison University. Union College. Columbia College. Amherst College. Vanderbilt University. Ohio State University. Beta Qmic,-on oli.. ,,,,,, , University of Texas. Alpha Upsilon ..... Alpha Xi ...... .. ------ - Alpua Nu ,,,.., Alpha Tau ..... ns..-ua Pennsylvania State College. Knox College. ,University of Kansas. University of Nebraska. eta,UPhetaLfJL QM- , .,,-.aw-1-v.a Wells-'f 5 N ' 'V U X'wf Ef2'15 1 'k p ...J - ly I Vw.: gneug .J f 7' 6979:-.. .Kun LN' lj: I, I , ., 1839, 1889, Theta Delta Ghapter. L Established December 16, 1885. 1 HCTIVE HIEIIDBERS. samoas. ' V JULIUS FLOTO, -F .HOWARD HAGLER, CHARLES PETER SIGEREOOS., AJUNIORS. CHARLES E. SKINNER, - EDWARD SIGERFOOS. sopl-1omoREs. CARL GREGG DONEY, FRANCIS STEWART KERSHAW, FRANK ETHERINGTON POMERENE, FRANK CARTER WOOD. FRESI-1.CDElN1. P. PLATTER EVANS, V CHARLES SAMUEL IQERSHAW, EDWARD BANCROFT MOCARTER, ' JAMES ROWE TOMLINSON, XTHOMAS GRANT YOUMANS. Q ' spsclrin. PHELPSW CHAPMAN LEETE, i5?Left College. .68 Providence, R. I., Baltiinore, Md., Louisville, Ky., Boston, Mass., New York, N. Y., Wheeling, VV. Va. , Richmond, Va., Cincinnati, O., Cleveland, O., eta beta Pi. HLIULDHI CI-IHPTEERS. Dayton, O., Indianapolis, Ind., . Chicago, Ill., Denver, Col , , San Francisco, Cal., Omaha, Neb., Leavenworth, Kas. Kansas City, Mo., Washington, D. C. Philadelphia, Pa. 'A HnUm1S1I.i H 7 7 CLINTON L. DELAMATRE, B. A., HHENRY J. WOODWORTH, B Sc LL. B. g WILBUR H. SIEBERT, B. A CHARLES V. PLEUKHARP, M. E. G. GLENN ATKILNS, VVALLACE C. SABINE, M. A., FRANK M. RAYMUND, B A WILEY G. HYDE, B. A. , RESIDENT IDHIDBHRS. A HON. HENRY C. NOBLE, GEN. GEORGE B. WRIGHT, L GEORGE M. HALM, COL. CHARLES PARROTT, O REV. I. F. KING, DR. E. B. FULLERTON, HON. H. I. BOOTH, T. KJ. KEATING, JUDGE T. J. DUNCAN, 4 WALTER G. SHANNON, H. C. WILL, W. A. BALDVVIN, O. C. HOOPER, I. CAL HANNA. A DICKSON L. MOORE, JOHN I. LENTZ, 4 REV. E. SLCHMID, I HON. GEORGE H. FORD M. D. PHILLIPS, HENRY A. WILLTAMS, CHARLES I. PRETZMAN, THOMAS G. YOUMANS. ' CHARLES S. MANLEY, J. D. LASLEY, CHARLES DOE. 69A Phi .... Beta ...... Tau .... Psi. ...... . Lambda Gamma , Rho ...... Nu ..... ,. Delta .. .. Iota.. .. Mu ....... Kappa Kappa Founded October 15th, 1870. t COLORS-Lzghl cmd Dark Blue. Rohn op HCTIVE cr-iilipriarzs. 1 ALPHA PROVINCE. ' --non -Qu.-...Q ......u ...na -U-I nu... 1...- .. nu... . -n--.Q.Q-an...-nn.--ou..-0-. BETA PROVINCE. . un..- ...- - -.. Kappa .... Xi Etaiiiiiu ' ne..- .nnnnnnou n...-...- ...--n nu...- GAMMA PROVINCE. Epsilon.. Upsilon, Chi ...... Omicron Zeta ...... Omega , uf... o ou-oe: nonsnnqan neun.. ... .--u-. Sigma .... .. ,,,, , Theta ,, 70 HIDIIIEI Boston, University St. Lawrence University. I , Syracuse University . Cornell University 3 1 Buchtel College. E 1 WVooster University I . Allegheny College. - Ohio State University t' i'. if i Indiana University. -il De Pauw University. Butler University. Hillsdale College. . , Adrian College. . ' A Wisconsin. f Illinois Wesleyaii University. 5 I Northwestern University. Minnesota University. - Simpson College. . Iowa University. Kansas University. Nebraska University. Missouri University. Kappa Kappa Iamma. , u Qhapter. Established October 12lh, 1888. ,1. HGTIVE IDEIDBERS. ALBERTA D. GARBER. 24 FANNY E. BANCROFT. ADA MABEL BASTERDES. MARGARET ALICE BEACH. MARY BLAKISTON. CHRISTINE HOUSTON. fLeft College. '89, ALLA BERTA RICKEY. '9O. ALICE HYNES MOODIE. CARRIE ADELE POCOCK. NELLIE TALBOT. A '91. HELEN O. LEMERT. MARTHA A. MOSES. '92, MIGNON TALBOT. 71 ,J KHDIJH 153111121 Gamma -1.1-.... RESIDENT CDEEIDBERS. MISS BELLE SLADE, A MISS ELLA PARSONS, I' MISS CLARA SLADE, A MISS JENNIE HOFFMAN, A MRS. I. C. HANNA, I' MISS FANNIE GLENN, P MRS. JOHN RICHARDS. 72 I I ! I 1 i I Z I 5 - Q V I I I I 3 I l I I v Ss 5 1, 3, , 5 ,iw 7.,.,,:q.5-:55- .M-.A ,Af ' I I T i xlssl. Xl J Nx 'VW 51311 :- Q X 41',Ja 624' 71111111 1' 'fT'Till 15 1 I 1 1 , 1 .,, 1 . 1 1. 7 7 .11,5 111 1111 .11 1 1119 1. 11 1 I11 7 . ft Y Hil,l1'1' 1 l 'i'11L,fl . 1 1 31lg111, il l Q1 .1111 11 1 1.3111 11 i'L1'17l 2 f 11.1.1 1 111' 1 .1 11 1' 7 ,777 11,7 liil li 1i.1,'l1 1 li 5 g 11111 1 W11.11Q I7'1i17 i 171111 1 11 1 Qi .' '77 1 .1 ..'1' T111 iifl 3 4' il-,l Vliiifl ',,11 .111,, I' rlilii 11. i1 ' .l?1 11 i'11 111 11 11 '12 1ill'1l. lg 1 1 11 i' V1 11 111 1,1 1 1 1. .11 '1 lx 1 '1 1 w 11. .Announce1nents. il. Fall Term began 5 Registration day, Columbus Day at Centennial, . Thanksgiving Recess, . Fall Term ended, . Winter Term began, Local Oratorical Contest, Browning-Alcyone, . University Day, . Horton Anniversary, Winter Term ended, - Spring Term began . Arbor Day, . .. . . Browning-Corner Club Social, . Constitution Centennial, I Alcyone Anniversary, Prize Drill, . . Field Day, . . Baccalaureate Sermon, . . Entrance Examinations, 9 A. M., Exercises of Literary Societies, Class Day Exercises, . . Commencement, . . . Entrance Examinations, 9 A. M., Fall Term begins, Registration day, Horton Anniversary, . . ,. Thanksgiving Recess, . H Local Oratorical Contest, . Fall Terrn ends, . 74 11- Wednesday, Sept. 19, 1888. Tuesday, Oct. 1.9. Wednesday, Nov. 28, Tuesday, Dec. 3. Wednesday, Dec. 19. Wednesday, Ian. 2, 1889. Friday, jan. II. Friday, Ian. 25. Friday, Feb. 22. Friday, March 8. Wednesday, March 27. Wednesday, April 3. Friday, April 26. April 29. Tuesday, April 30. Friday, May 17. Saturday, May 18. Saturday, june 8. Sunday, June 16. Monday, June .17. Tuesday, june 18. Monday, June 17. Tuesday, june 18. Wednesday, june 19. Monday, Sept. 16, Tuesday, -Sept. 17. Wednesday, Sept. 18. November. Thursday, Nov. 28. December. Wednesday, Dec. 18, -..........,...:...,.... 11 ,1 i 1 1 l l l i 1 1 i 1 1 11 Sunday Iecrures. DR. GI,ADDEN, . . . january 13, 1889 Some Elements of Manlinessf' DR. BAscoM, . . . january 27 'tlinowledge of Our Own Times. e DR. ANDERSON, . . February io 4' The Misunderstood Christf' DR. SPRECHER, .... February I7 f'Peter's Confession of Faith. DR. ORTON, March 3 H The Methods of Physical Science Applied to Subjects ' Especially Pertaining to Man. L. VINCENT, Qspecialj . V . March I7 H Emerson. i N. K. DAVIS, I . . APTH I4 '4Socrates and Jesusf' B1sHoP NEWMAN, . . . V - May I2 T 4' The Four Original Religions. D 75 4inGYoNEfBRoWN1NG. C!zape!,'F1'z'a'ay, fmzuczfjf 2 5, 1889. Essay, . . . 1 . . .A . Alice Moody. 01-ation, . R. Beach. Declamation, . .' . . . i . Cora Gale. SHAKESPERIAN BURLESQUE. Portia, ..... Carrie Pocock. Juliet, , , Mabel Basterdes. Lady Macbeth, Helen Lemert. . Berta Rickey. Ophelia, . . Frank Kershaw. ouieiro, . . . ABGYONE A-B-EIVERSARY. Chapel, !'7'z2z'czy, May 17, 1889. Essay, . . X . . ' . . F. E. Poinerene. , Obedience to Law. Oration, . ' .... R. K. Beach. H Napoleon Bonaparte. ' Declaniation, ' .... A. S. il. Eylar. H Jim Bludsoef' 5 Debate-4'Canada Question. . Affirmative, . . C. G. Doney. Negative, . . J. L. Haner. HORTGN ANNIVERSQLXQZXY. Chajbfl, 1Z?7'Z.6l76Z.j1, March 8, 1889.1 Essay, ...... . D. T. Roy. Byron and Childe Harold. Oration, . . . . . H. C. Laughlin. H Martin Luther. Declaination, ..... M, A, Smith' ' V Flying jim's , Last Leap. Debate- Is it desirable and practicable to establish an Educational Qualiviication for Suffrage in the United States P Affirmative, . . W. M. Ray.. Negative, . . H. Hagler. . 76 niversity 1 ay. Frzkiay, 10:30 A. M., Febmafjf 22, 1889. ORDHR 01: HXERCISES. Salute. Lin Ike Cfzczpeil Can it be that Providence has not Connected q the Permanent Felicity of a Nation with its' - Virtue ? -WAsH1NoToN ,... A Carl Gregg Doney. H The Songs of Patriotism, . . Miss Nellie Talbot. 'fThe Work Unfinished, Edward Davenport Howard. Loyalty, . . . . Miss Alberta Garber. Address, . . 'T . . . Senator David M. Massie. llfzfeffffzzlvszbfz, rizwfzng whzkh Zfze buzldzbzgs are ihffown opml 12:30 P. M. Lunch in Botanical Laboratory. President Scott, Toast-Master. GEORGE WASHINGTON,7, . . . Senator Townshend Our Guests, '. . - Pf0f- Orton The General Assembly, . Speaker Larnpson The State of Ohio, . . Lieut.-Gov. Lyons 77 Ifbor ilay. . I -+-E if Hpml 26 1889 FGirstPrep1ratory . Chesffzuf . Second Preparatory, Sfrzrce Gzmz, . . I G M. SKININTR. Freshmen, . . fczpmzzka, CHARLEY KERSHAXV. Sophomore, Oak, -. . W. H. CLARKE. junior, . . Mfkzlmzi, C. L. ARNOLD. Senior, Lz'1za'e1z, . . MISS BERTA RICKEY. PRIZE nnrnn-may 18, 1889. L. H. GODDARD, . AU Company, . 3rd Place. G. H. MOCK, HB Company, . 4th Place. h E. SIGERFOOS, . C Company, . ISt Place. H. G. WHITACRE, FD Company, . 2llCl Place. BHGCHDHUREHTE SERIDON-June 16, 1889. -Ll Church, . A I . I . I PRES. Scorfr. commlgmcsmsmr IJITERHRY SOGIETIES, June 17, 1889. - ..- , I 78 Orator. l l ,...fna. 4 . ....,-vv-w- L ' 1 . , tl ' '4 -f 121553 ay rogram. Dzcsaiay, fzme 18, 1889. fl- FLOTO, - Presiclentls Address. HOWARD HAGLER, ,' , Qmtion- Miss BERTA RICKEY, . History. C- W- MESLOH, - I . Greek Oration. H. P. HOR1'ON, . Poem. H. L. KIRKER, . , Pygphegyl O. W. PATCHELL, Parewell,Address. Qommencement. Prof. G. SCHURMAN, University Grator. C. W. MESLOH, . . . Aris Orator. Miss ALBERTA GARBER, i Philosophy Grator. HOWARD HAQLER, Science Orator. GEORC-P. BLOOM, . Civil Engineer Orator H. R. HALL, . Mining Engineer Orator HARRY MILLER, . Mechanical Engineer Qrator 79 ..., llllll 1 X W g XL xx xr - E-5' X- U -w,, . +g WE 'H --..-- 'Si Q, - ,ii , , - Q' Q. V , + S .. .f .,, N -5, -i, ' F., i g. S., R xl --.--- -- ' 5 's.,:Rv, K ..-.,... ,...f,- .aww .,,...,,.... .,,.,.W.. W.-1,-ev-vga A w i - momma ll UNH 5h-. 544W ME. A AN has been termed the 'C laughing animal, to distinguish him from the quadruped creation. No' other animal has the facial and other muscles which are essential to the expression of laughter, and the fact that the only being fully sensible of the miseries of life should also be the only one capable of laughing at them, has been adduced by an eminent divine as convincing proofof the benevolence ofthe Creator. Placed here H between two eternitiesf' we are apt, if we take too sombre a view of things, to become, like Mr. Carlyle, unpleasantly conscious that we have a stomach, or, if we are sheared alittle too closely by misfortune, to grow over-sensitive to the 'C chill airs of adversity? ,The Hshorn lamb needs to have the wintry wind tempered by gentleibreezes of laughter. , Therefore-'it is wise to laugh, and Joe Miller is right when he says that the gravest beast is an ass, and the gravest man a fool. I A EDMUND KIRK. 82 -.Q-N, I should answer, I should tell you l i SHOULD you ask me, whence these stories 5 Whence these legends and traditions, I With the odor of the chestnut, With the curling smoke of cigars, With the perfume of the bug juice, 4, With their wild attempts at humor ? ' From Fr o m H From 1 From I , From From From From From From From tf tlie great Phi Gamma Delta, ie good Phi Kappa Psi, tae bright, young Sigma Chi t tfae to ti 'EAC 't t t. .ie big Phi Delta Theta, tried and true' Chi Phi, me Beta Theta Pi, ie Kappa Kappa Gamma, capital of Ohio, ,ie land of the great Mesloh ie land of the tall Prexy, ie college lab and campus 7 Where old Kelly, the Mac-gin-nis, Works about the lake and roadway I repeat them as I heard them From the lips of old Dame Rumor. Should you ask me' where Dame Rumor Found these things, so wild and wayward Found these legends and traditions, I should answer, I should tell you, the talk room of the teacher, the lunch room of the student, the chapel of the Prexy, ' the thought dome of the Writer. All the students sang them to him, In the mornings and the evenings, In the melancholy noon-time, Sang, they to him of Professors. A If still further you should ask me, iWhy these stories of the college? Tell us what's the use ofsall this ? , I should answer your inquiries Straightway in such words asfollows: 7 In In In In l 3 b CC 33 l In the mind of Pop-up-Knight, In the brain of the tall Prexy, In the head of the great Welsh-man, In the cerebrum of Thomas, In the skull of all the doctors Is the thought that I am mighty, I am great and very powerful. Therefore does theMAK1o catch them, Showing them as others see them. And the student gets conceited, Shoots the pool, or slugs the bug juice, . Bucks the tiger, does not study, Falls in love, plays dude or devil, Therefore does the MAKIO catch him, Showing him as others see him. Stay and read these rude writ stories, Read these young attempts at humor, Read the jokes on the tall Prexy, - Read them squaws, braves and papooses, Read the history of the college. ALEXANDER! H Villainous company has been the spoil of me. q BARON EGGERS, translating for class, Then such a body will cool off surprisingly quickly. A .1111- , PRicE, Short Ag., at holy fount, cathedral, Easter morning: Boys, I want a drinkewhere's the cup ? Prof. EGGERS, after hearing two of the University Day orators rehearse: Well, the music will be good, anyhow. HALL, a senior, wrote: ff Now comes the sentence in which energy, elegance and perspicuity zlv most grossly violated. Professor BOHANNAN, on readingtthe following advertisement: The University groundswill be a perpetual park 'for North End citizens, exclaimed: HYes, they can always look over and see something green. I 84 A hetter from Nye. The Ohio State University is not what one would call a hold- your-cane-in-the-middle school like Harvard, yet it has several de- partments, a spring, a faculty, a dissecting room, a president and many other features. My visit there was short, but instructive. I remember leaning against a heater in one of the departments when a low, his wife's watchchain three times around his body and gray whiskered voice kindly hailed me with : i - se ,f'-iW - N A p M 1-D ' div' .- i f W I ll, 'vii Boy. take off your hat! It is needless to say I immediately obeyed and thus gained his confidence. He told me his real name was Sid, then our conversa- tion drifted. His favorite temperance drink is Water, but as for other drinks he preferred Port or Sherry. V I We werewarm friends by this time. His arm was gracefully courting my shoulder as he Walked me to his First National Bank. He cautiously opened it and showed me Platinum vessels of untold Worth, agate mortars and many other nice and valuable things. H All these belong to me, said he, 'ibut I let my best students see them once or twice a year, so that they may learn how indispensible Platinum and Agate have become to the modern chemist. With a hair parted in the middle smile, I praised his methods and bade him a Ss fi: fr I I ,J Ki!! 1 l l iii all fr! 3: y, I il. Ir -43 . ,v- ll S. ..! . U all 9 ,. i i O see you later. As I felt my way through an atmosphere that had to be chewed to the door my ears heard, Are you all right Mitchel? How is it with you Gale? Doney are you all right? All right boys I If you want anything see Mr. Keffer, I must go! My efforts at Ending the door ended in success. I now found myself in a double barreled arrangement eminently fitted for a gymnasium. By Judi- cious use of brick dust and heavy sulphuretted fresh air this place might be madea real pleasant place to drill in. This haunt is sought by pleasure seekers of all kinds. I found, inwhat seemed to be the main cave several puffers of the nawsty cigarette engaged in a pecu- liar game that ended in a crash. They were going to begin again when some one announced that a knight was coming. I did not know what kind of a mediaeval thing was meant, and I quietly left for dinner. The papers informed me the 'next day that Knight was a, real man, and that his detective act raised much brick dust in the basement. ' NYE. Zvvei Hager, ofthe Broken Pledge. CHARACTERS : i BARoN VoN EGGERS, a German. LIEUT. KILBOUIINE, a West Pointer. ACT I. fiilgiz Sireez' near B1'oczo7zc1uy. LIEUT. K.-'fCome, Eggers, let's go to the Club and drink some beer. BARON E.- No, Kilbourne, de fact iss I have grown so enor- mously fat tdescribing a hemisphere with his right handj, dat I muss trink no more beer. LIEUT. K.--'fWell, come on, anyway. QThey go out.j Curicziu. A ACT ii. y W Columbus Club Rooms. tBu7fou E. cmd Lzeui. K. ui mole. ' BARON E.- Ki1bourne, Qhicj it iss true dot I. trink some beer thicj. V ' ' I am a German, und all Germans trink beer Qhicj. I vill send oudt for noch ein dozenf? L Cufffuiu. 86 An gqdventure in a Mine. NTO the dark recesses of the mine Professor Sperr, assistant of' the Lord, V Resolved to take his class, to teach the boys The wonders of the subterranean world 5 How salamanders, fishes clad in mail, Amphibian reptiles of gigantic size, Were monarchs of the carboniferous age, While o'er the marshy shores of shallow seas, Vast lipododendra, reeded conifers, Calimites with jointed and striated stems, Waved their rich foliage, dropped their fruits To be succeeded by new growths, until A bed of coal was built in pulpy mass i Millions of years before the days of man. The learned Prof. also wished to show The ironsminers at their sooty work, Digging black diamonds by compressed air, Science thus triumphing oler brute force. No light to guide their subterranean feet Save the dim, flickering ray of minerps lamp, While all about, black midnight reigned supreme Above, o'erhanging, massive, dangerous rocks Threatened to fall down and close up the mine, Or worse, by far, the black-faced, savage miner Rise up and smite the chief and class to death. Yet forward moved these fearless sons of science Into the bowels of our mother earth, The daring teacher leading all the way. At length they reached a heavy fall of shale Filled with the impress of trees and fossil fishes, The track of reptiles, ripple marks of water, 37 and died 7 ,Y l I Raindrops, and other wonders of the mine. On hands and knees the men of science crept Until they climbed upon the breast of shale, When lo! the brave professor's manly limbs Began to play him false, his knees shook hard And his young, manly face turned pale as death, The miner's lamp shook in his hand and burned him. He threw the lamp away in frenzied fear And scampered down the fall, nor looked behind, ' But flew along the gallery of the mine To the amazement of the trapper boys, Until he reached God's sunlight, safe and sound, While flattened trunks of trees, pieces of bark, Branches and leaves, and ferns, and reptile's tracks, And fishes' spines, and ins, and teeth, and scales, The school man's pride and joy, were all forgot, And his brave boys left in the mine to perish, Or End their outward course as he had done. Science and safety warred upon each other, And safety bore proud science off the field- SAQ triumph of dull matter over mind. In future ages in the school of mines Let all professors heed these warning lines And hug the class-room for all lecture work. Let stumps and stems, and filaments of trees, And the one thousand coal plants of the mine, Lie where they fell in carboniferous years, Or modern Gilpins may be sung again As bold Professor Sperr adorns theselines. ,,-,.-,l..l Strength of materials X in Drawing Room : Cutting : failure. Prof. LORD7S formulated introduction to each lecture in metal- lurgy QMILLER always tardyj: Where is our friend MILLER this morning ? V , Washerwoman boards the car and takes a seat opposite Prof. SMITH. He mistakes her for the family washerwoman and tips his hat. Washerwoman: H I don't know you. D ' ss I l i l 1 4 L l 4 I Li fi if Fr I gi . if 4 j i 5 l , 1 ji 5, 5 l Y i lhocksley H3114 r r fWith sincere apologies to the shade of Tennysonj 1 OMRADES, leave me here a little, while as yet 'tis early morn, Leave me here, and when you want me, sound upon the bugle horn. Q 'Tis the place and all around it, still the lurking memories cling, Of the days when in our youth, we drank from the Pyerian spring, O. S. U. that in the distance overlooks the wide expanse, l And beholds the poor cadet, cap and coat without his pants? Many a night from yonder casement, just about the midnight hour, Did we Freshmen watch the watchman as we flagged the college . V -tower, f . p . . D Many a night we saw old Kelly rising through the mellow shade, And we scattered like the fire-Hies from our midnight raid. . 'n ln the spring a yellow mustache rose above the Senior's ,mouth,i, y ln the spring it Happed and fluttered in the zephyrs, from the south, In the spring a brighter bloom appeared upon the rnaidie'n's' browfiii i And the vernal breeze that fanned it leaped the fence and kissed a f cow. , , ,I .Z ,sf 'XX lk fbi N ltr , vi A fl 'lu' ,J ff K i A his lj aiat Lx W bl ' tw if ,,, , E f in i xi WP' f f ,. l 5 fl ll , iiUniform pants, ofcourse. 39 O And his cheek was pale and thinner than should be for one so wise, ' ' ' ' d l ' size, And his legs were a lso thinner, though his feet maintaine tieir Wh t 'ls the doctor, what has struck ' his royal nibs?' d' t' 'neath his ribs ?' And We said, F' a ai ls it famine, trouble, care, or in iges ion Sure it is' that something's preying on his lungs, his lights, his liver, For behold that soulless sadness and that gloomy Stygian shiver. And he turned, his bosom shaken with a sudden storm of sighs, And what little life was in him showed itself about his eyes, Saying, 'fl have hid my feelings, fearing MAGIC MIRROR song, Saying, Don't you love me students? Weeping, I have stayed too long. j Love took up the glass of Time and shook it in his clammy hand, But the blamed old glass exploded, filled the doctor's eyes with sand. Many a morning inthe chapel did we hear our Prexy pray, l And his prayers, O chestnuts! chestnuts! wormy chestnutsevery day, ' f X l Q . gl V f: 7' .iw C' 5 til? i g Inu L . . ity,-:XA A X k . 90 Many an evening did we see him walk to save the Street car fare, With a rambling Bill Nye shamble and a Julius Caesar air. O my doctor, lank and lathy! O my doctor lean and old! O the dreary, dreary college ! O the lies that there we told! As the doctor is, the school is: it is ruled oier by a clown, j And the dullness of his nature will have weight to drag it down. Cursed be scholastic ties that sin against the strength of youth, Cursed be demerit systems, warping from the living truth, Cursed be the red tape forms that err from honest Nature'S rule, Cursed be the bigotry that gilds the forehead of the fool. Thenl dipped into the future, far as human eye could see: Saw the vision of the world and the college that should be, Saw the campus filled with students, saw the Labs on every side 3 'Heard the hum of many voices and the measured soldier stride. Then -the Senate fought no longer, nor cut down our money calls Hut they gave us all we wanted, Peace was queen in college halls. Then all evils done were righted, Prexy stood in Kelly's socks, Wilgus, Knight's, and for a President, Cowgill gave us General Cox. Howsoever these things be, a long farewell to Lab and Hall, Now for me the woods may wither, now for me the rooftree fall. 7 Married Mews Qiub. MOTTO : Hanes! wedlock lil' az glorzbzzs fhilzg. fD.EfD.BEf-QS. JNO. LOCHRIE. JACOB SMITH- l- Grand Army of Reprobates. A C. E. GAINS,i Commander-in-Chief. Comrades BLooM, ALLEN, BRowN, CHESSELp LEAVITT, SCHAEF' EER, BEATTY, PEDLOW, Doc BENNETT, DEACON WHITE, HANEPCIE BRoWN1No, DAWES, OWEN, MASON, ARMSTRONG, WOUD lE- ' F. KJ, PRATT, FISH, ALEXANDER, RANE, JONES, S- MURRISON' 91. HFVVW' a 1 I I MIK.. l l V ings l ,Q , .,,f,, fill , ,rj ,. 5' ill ',! - Z x .rl v: f KI xi 1 ilv. 5 kt ,a .ivy I gl , 1 .4 -'I ' 'Ugly vlrlffi 'IH l A ip,- f iillfl ff li 4.1l' l 4 ,lil Eg: y 71ll,l it 9, fl fli Ili ' .1 lf all 2-I f- 5 , I , ,l ,, 3, I 'Ili fit: ' ,lfll , ,il Wil si' lg lflflil 1 I rr. .AI I I F ac, , Read ityand I find out. gl,-i QNeither written by H. L. K. nor VVm. Shakespeare REPS, Freshmen, Sophomores, stand in a row While I to you a speech unfold. I come To bury Physics because the exams are hard And Thomas can't afford to hire an undertaker. The evil that Profs do lives 'after them , In the shape of a progeny, who reap ' The benefit of their life insurance- So let it be with the deceased. I Whitney hath told you Physics was delightful- What does Bunker know about it? - It is none of his funeral-would that it were I I Here under leave of you I come to Make a speech at Physic's funeral. He was my bane, my sore fondzhbn. - I 1 . He cost me many a pang for conscience's sake As I licked my pony through-I ' But Bunker says he was delightful, Bunker should grind off his whiskers. Physics hath drawn many victims here to school, Who cussed their onery luck until their own names Did the general Hflunk list swell- And when the lads hath cried, Thomas hath wept Because it didn't cost anything, and Made him solid with the students. The delightful should be made of sterner stuffg Yet Bunker says he was delightful! Bunker is a f1bber, and I can prove it. You all did see me on examination day- I I did thrice present him H ponied paper, Which he did thrice refuse because it did not suit him quite Was that delightful? Yet Bunker says he -was delightful' Bunker is not only the cutest man in the country But a horsethief of the deepest dye. If you have smiles, prepare to shed them now. You all do know this cover' 92 7 'l I remember the first time I everopened it It was on a winter's evening in my room With the chronometer registering 150 in the East But it was a book to be proud of, And cost me several dollars at Laughlin s book store Between Library and Derby streets, sign of the red mustache Old Hugh wanted forty dollars for it, But finally came down to three because lt was MAKIO Was this delightful? If Thomas 'says it wasnt I-Ie is a handsomer man- than 'old Satan, Look! In this place ran the Junior's finger through Through here the son-of-a-gun of a Senior stabbed And when he bore his sparkling plugiawav, Great Caesar! how the tears of Thomas followed it I come not friends to steal away your tears I'm no Bunker as Thomas is- P Profs have a monopoly in all that business , And if they had their just deserts they would Be in the legislature, and donlt you forget it' Kind Preps, sweet Preps, I do not wish to stir you up To such a sudden flood of ecstacy, And as it looks like rain The pall bearers will please place the coffin in the hearse And we will proceed to bury Physics Not to praise him. j., I fwfr,-fire' f'u ,f I s rl, vi' ,,, he -l ,f,, 4: ,ill E r l , e . - i . 1 fl ll ' i t ,V i.fM , gl,-ill '4 . V xml E ' gilt Q TIN? l legd' ig A Wil UAH? , HHH A1 pl Q, iw Sfli X ,VV vzi -is agp 5. i 13,5 F, Ji awwl ist Jil lgigf fi ill ji HL i ig fl . :Q lil 'QHM q ,swn -s M 3 i S 5 1 l ii lr f, 1 Q ri, 4 , I 2 ' As , 's Hi, A f. r, f H A fFPeShInan Gifl- BY FRANK POMERENE. JI. Her eyes are bright, of a tender brown Her teeth put pearls to shame 3 Her lips blush red from the ruby stream That runs through ev'ry vein. II. The maid, mild minded, the gentle maid Shines through her eyes sofair, As light prismatic and rainbow hued, T Through gems mostcostly rare. ' III. , Her brow is arched with a faultless curve, Her forehead, marble fair, Girt with a border of sunny curls Of richest gold-brown hair. IV. The lashes that shade those matchless eyes Are wondrous rich and rare, Sweeping her cheeks like a fringe of silk, No fairy half so fair. a 7 I A bf i' 'bf . f I ' c . 1' ' 0 , . 4 ,,, Scrawls whose sense we see not ' Fray us with the things that be not. D 94 may fs 5 ggnibour- never grow- 8.55 1 i N1 'TL-5 it -Ji 2 Ax 1 A-S .L k A-'S S XY fldaf HORTON COOK, KERSHAWS MOODY CRAIG REES, RAY DUNGAN, ROBINSON, ARMS1 RONC, BECK BONE Mutual Admlratlon Society A MOTTO Sofa' eyes Zoakeei love 10 eyes fha! spake again mmnnans BGGERS and KILBOURNE, PATCHELL and DUNGAN HALL and HALL, LAZENBY and CRAIG BURNS and HASSLER, BLUNT and HORTON, . R KELLOGG BEACH and ROBERT K BEACH ELLIS, R T And by my troth a fool with t, a gentlem Within. BEAU-LEGGED CLUB.-MALE MEMBERS:--Pop-up-Knight and Prof. Robinson, Laughlin, Doney, Whitacre, KingS1CY7 E- G' Rob' l inson, Ellis, White. ' i 95 YJ , ,U . .., 1 Hr 'mi ,I ws 51 1 ! HT s iif gli bfi 4 I i.:., jisw wi 1 J, 1 plz .T 1 iii his 1 f wil .J Q I vi. 1 'ii Il.. .iii JS :A .- Iwi Hirli ggllfmzmut- n 0 , 1, X 0 ll 'S ei. l ... ' 1 L f gi' T - C JZ' S ' sf 'T Q 5 ' , if 5 ,Q s ,i-,1-zu-1 gi .J f The Catalogue says We haveimilitary drill, but fthe boys in Mechanical and Mining courses say that We have other kinds, too. - Prof. Ijord and hisgafetyl. 4 I i ELL mounted on his safety Wheels, , He shoots along-a king he feels, i Until a stone he hits, and reels, Then d-nl W--ll I-ill , II. He flies along like any bird, With passing friend he says a Word, Then takes a fall, and soon is heard, Ohd-nl -li' -Il! T I , III. A He tries to cross the muddy High, Determination in his eye, His Wheel o'ertips, and then the cry, Uh d-nl --!! -li! iv. l t Come, festive Prof, amend your Way, Get married ere your hair turns gray, And cease, oh Lord, please cease to say, HD-H1 -Il ....l1v' 1 .. ,,, 96 The Farewell. I. ' A summer in a lifetime-that was all, Two hearts bound in a dreamy, 'silken thrall' A breath of roses, moonlight dim and rare- A girl's fair hand, a head of golden hair. 7 J II. A summer filled with perfume, and the song Of warbling birds that chirp the Whole day long Blue eyes, red lips, low Whispers faint and sweet Hush! now the summer lies there at your feet. it 'III v ' I-low grand the murmuring sea upon that day 3 Ah! now 'tis but a-barren .waste of gray How blue th'e-sky-1 W3as-+Wh5atan-Tazure bright ,V Now-now, 'tis dark and iglboomyfasgtnhfe,night. 15 LTV-fi u ., - . . . . I 1- , is , . . . X . .Q . . ., ' , - 4 A f' I . Ah, Well! We change as the years go by, Oftimes alittle thingf+a1smile, a sighj-, A L Will round our Whole life to a pdifferentnusef . , Will chainit faster, orwill break itiloosej 4 A . , fy ' .: , And you and I havehad our little -day- ,,,. . What matter if to one or both 'twas play P. T heiday Wasiflong and glad, and 'ripe Withmirth, There are not many days- like that on earthi. f VI. Yes, you areichanged, and I am not the same -3 And, as the sweetday dies -in purpleuflame, . We say Good-bye with lingfring lips and eyes Ah me! islife so filled with. sad good-byes? VII. The tyqilight steals along with star and dew 5 'A'spangled v'eil'is drawn o'erhheaVen's blue. I The-'day is dead, 'now dead 3 we two must paftli How dark it grows! good-bye, go0d-bye, Sweetheart 97 1 i,i l 5 'I -5,- iii ' 4 v, v, ,s ,, vl il ll , W' f N ,HZ .4 zu 1, ' i I ii e' .il fl 4 i,, ,. I M . a l Q Y inf? Hill Hifi My will ihiiii ,HH It WTI? 'fl'ls Lille! iff ' gr ., vlilui wilinl 'f :giIl,,, A ii lgf 1,51 'liciff ,swikx M ir-X lil ' aw, Fl . az ,. V 35 gt it i . Mix' lil, ,, Tl . nl, 5: i 1 . 'l . 'iffy' ..'. gl 5 -Fu: 1 . ,BEL . Q -aff, gf , 'A ii 1' gi Qc I-l' , x ' i Will' ' My be 1 q' Il, V nu' . iiiiiiiixvlil . J Gommodore Griffin. Thou, Thou, Thou, Thou, Thou, Thou, Thou, Thou, Thou, Thou, greatestchief of ,allthe -ages, vmightiest kings of warlike sages, in Whose bosom genius rages, O, Commodore Griffin 1 at whose name fond' mothers start, - who dost rend the maiden's heart, g who know's:t. all ofwarlike art, O, Commodore Grifhn li who dost point' thetwelvefpound gun, mighti est man beneath the isun, who dost rival Napoleon., O, Commodore Griffin! whose lithograph adorns this page, Thou, who -wast born ere Moses. sage, M Tell us, great Trojan, exactly thine age, g O, Commodore Griffin! ' it s Ni it Ma, why is Bloom's moustache 1ikel'froth?1 ' '- Because 1 L1 Y K . lil 7 'l, in ,l il ,,, fx , ? 1 4 T S0 light and SUYY, Johnny P7 H NO., ma, because it-'s always above a f E glass of beer. 93, Anti-Hustle Society. W2 are mos! beczuizful zmaci02'1zed. CONSTITUTION. A A 1. The name of this society shallbe the '4Anti-Bustle Society. Q 2. Its object shall be dress reform in the matter ofrearextensions. 3. Any young lady may become a member on signing the fol- lowing N Q AGREEMENT. I, ...... ............ . . .... .P ..... ,E do hereby solemnly promise to abstain . from the use of- bustlesin-any form. . MEMBERS. l Frank Pomerene, Pres., Martha Moses, Sec'y, A. Donnezetti Garber, A. Berta Rickey, A. Mabel Basterdes, A. Hynes Moody, E A. Christine Huston, Nellie Talbot, M. Laura Weaver, Mary Blak- iston, S. Eliza O'Kane, Mignon Talbot., . ' .j When a Freshman wants to-tell you that you have no sense, he says: H You haven't as much sense as Innis. l 1 4 V' rr .. I E ' 1 .High-T cL.6ou..'L c1.c.e..-rn.c1.vcj . ali 'rw wif' i 2 s0 i1auu1un.mE!ulol41n ianiulnnulrrqgwl..-S.. -X--f htih W .ull 5 E+- -- my I-...:..1. ---f' r- li, , A y .- A shire A ig N E ,, 1' ,, A 1 A73 . yi x 'ix Q' A ' t cflilrjl QNX N X 1 i 0 9 'i ' ff -g xx '- P, 'V yi A S' is .wfhiilag A Ll X I in ll l M-X, .ivgyd S ,BW QQ! 'Q xxx M-, , Ng, ' . -' Mi 1 Nt- QM- is -+-uv. - - 5' 5... The day before Thanksgiving-Prexy and his giif'fS. 99 .,.,, ' I 'a Qi ni ,g all iq. ly Y 1 1 i 1 f.. -rl. Wi l 1', Ml? E lu H l l i l il' . i l .1 ,s ll .A l, .K I -rn-. l P W il! lv' il fl 'r fl ll il, Eli Ill: ll ll I ll Q all r ll li 1 ig, Il lil ki l ,l l I il ,li I yi ,, Z f,' in ll li! itil 'lil ill lf' li. H22 Ill? I i xl l ,:, 1, .i- 4 ll. 4 FH? r l 1 V. ls ' 11 l Ili 302 . RoB1NsoNicRUsoE. r had been correcting German examination papers all day and went into the parlor and sat down tO rest. I WELS surprised to ind on the back of my chair a long, brown whisker. I Knowingthat I was the only bearded man in the house, I was at a loss toexplain the mystery. ' I puz- zled over it for atime, but, beingi weary, Isoon 'fell asleep. I-Iow long I -slept, I do not know -- I was aroused by the ringing of a chestnut bell, and started up. ' Before rrlestood at small, round-shouldere-d,weird- looking fellow with an unearthly 4-pompadour5'a1ad1a' If, ks mx af . JM X S. ., 'f li x l-, ,' , . , Q . I KN' ll. . :,. ZA: , , Q -2' I 'wilritif ' 'flilllllllilil w I 'till ' ' r I X I l1 r r , I l,1f ' ' I . , V ' ' , . k 1 1 g1,fi-- ., J u h. I ffff vfffmf' f ymf ' ' foreign accent. As soon as he saw that I was awake, he fell, flat on the floor and put my foot on his shoulder in tokenof submission. I bade him arise, andiasked him how long he had been there. W' Only a little. mite, said he, HI am from Bosting+Bunker I-Iill, YOU kn0W,--f strange phenomener I amjfand, indeed, I have found him so, but-the fellow is such a kind, persistent devil that I cannot bear to kill him 5 in truth, I have' grown to half like him. I have called him Fri- day Whitney because I discovered him. on zthat . dayg IOO , lll lI..l!!ql --'-- llallpaq - ' '!!,!!.!..!!!!!!!!f!!!4l'!!!s!!w!!!eQ if E? ' l - a--. .. I .gg J Ads- - nlllls V t i it A il' lil d -'il i i ix K V! Romeotand QIt1liety.t!llt!g1:.:::J ' if ' + !fQf jy.: t H E :ll Y H 'ag ----in V N - A Drama enacted by two members A 1 - YL w of the Corner Club. It I 33:51 :53 LK -a it Wea: ?r i!, in e , tl at as a a ! l ,41- 'fvg-mlm! 1 lt' PLACE--BROWNING HALL. ,,!311Z7f Ny-- 1 W f arm' fr 4- sl'-11111 la Q QX5 ,- .I In DRAMATIS PERSONAE. a t 3 Rwfzeo, .... M'ARTHAl GUERIN. F4565 ,I - , - . fx U . . p Miss CORA-GALE. t ONE ACTE-Balcony Scezza' j A 'V ' V H QWhen curtain rises. Iuliet, is fourid pensively perched on a piano stool., ' r , ' l JULIET-Csorrowfullyj-Oh, 'Romeof Romeo, qwhere art thou Romeo? - l 4 y - a I t tEnter Romeo?-Great applauselj A I in a l ROMEO--Ah, there! juliet! Say, isfTowserpmar1aclted? J'ULIET+-Qh, Romeo! How, you do take the romance out of 'everything ! just look at your iknickerbockers ! You must have had a terrible time lclimbingi over.-ourlwall.. QAsidej My! wont Frank give me harky ! Those are his bicycle trousers lt t V t ROMEO-Well, say, Jule, is your papa or mama around? JULIET-NO! Why? ROMEO-Well, just Wait till I get a step-ladder so you can get down from that balcony, and we'll go down to the Busy Bee and get some chocolate creams. What saylst thou? ,IOI l l I 1 l w w I U 1 l ji s, fi El' in ll I il 1 7 ,jj ill ,fl rg pl li ljjj i 1 4 ll I A ,: l 4 l V 4, H l in L 2 2 ' JULIE1'-Oh, you dear, sweet angel! I'm just dying for some candy 1 QRomeo departs for the step-ladders. Returnsj ROMEO-jule, I can't find those step-ladders. Washington or Martha Moses must have taken them away. QGreat is the consternationij JULIET--Qh, dear me suz! But, I say, Romeo, the distance is 7 d just a weenty, teentyspeck, and suppose I jump down, - an you --Catch -e- me. QBoth -appear enraptured.j And, dear, how romantic and picturesque that will be I Now you be ready, I'm coming. QRomeo braces, 4' herself for the assault. Juliet jumps. The ' ealuidience is moved to tears.j itil' E... n E J, Q 4' V E w f- P fi' eh' . I r fl' , I fl' - 5 1 F ,lf ' ' i, j The B211 Rlnger cn W ?f.lAl5 ' 5 ' rt l A -i- t X f. nujjW I j Our new bell clock. The old one in Q gp l the hall is not runnin the new one is out , I .J ji, . gf jj 1 nl of sight. For the benefit of those accus- 1 ll 4. ', I s - Pi , X fn h I 'fi' tomed to set their watches at the college we ..s -'N 'l 'llll j j I H 6 P put the clock in here. This alone is well 4 q I l . . . worth the price .of the book. M ' V j 1 , ij s I- .: jg' ll , . -- p I 'vi I ,. M'-++-?-ill lllux I' ' - '. IO2 I y f ,, it f 1 yf ct? T I .' S 'i.1.-' 9 y OSH! ,T -5' ci' ll. ' i i I' fp ii Ji ' ' ' -,'. AM: . I Took my iirst trip down town to-day. Saw awild Indian and came back to my room immediate- ly-found my hair standing straight on ends. -f. A. Bow- 'T T if ff mmlwil ii i 'LL f l m m m o , M E y 4 izockefs Dzkzrjf, Sqpzi zo, 1883. LStill on ends.-EDs.l ' ,., 7' Y -' - 's - f ,4 ,, . ,.- . V . Charley Kilbourne calls Prexy and Pop-up-Knight his susjbefzders. 'C MA, what's that awful noise P That, johnny-that is Harry Hall's spring suit coming up the Walk. What's that thunder, Ma ? Iohn Bownocker's suit has met Hall's, Johnny. E l l I M V , .xtllxb T WF' 'i N -3 t T llc T S i K .. a : . lj y X- 3 ,'ff,,mP . t ' T A ar, W M I i f ' , - D an that .kicks on The fighting editor getting in his work on the m l the book --. Hall, Pomerene or any one else.- l i 103 W his . -il ,. .,-- ,, X i cs: ,I-I L 3 . ! 1 54 ,I C-' 5 my V - I -F I . .lx V , MW f farm- -D T: I . 'f 72 L- we T0 'uf 4 X , T ,. 'A ,fml VL dgf -3 'J n. l9 A -in sseyam - I va - ' zvsfzqgo--2, - X - . , 6 - '51 1 -av - 1539132 X X H 90o?Tfl.l1f- B 'I 135' s .L r - ' f ' N35 lf Sm so P- A I U -P U B V. EQ!! .. III ' hw T E ' BU- T Norton-and Thomas in State Treasury-assistants in the rear. HOME RULE CLUB.+MOT1'O2 Be j2zbers! -Jas. Kelly, Pres Mike Queal, Mike Kennedy, Sadie O'Kane, Pomeroy Horton Maggie Mulligan, Pat and jack Mullay, Healea, McGaW, McGuffey Pedlow, Father Eis, O'Lemert, O'Keiser, 0'Morrison, McCarter McGurer, McNaughton, O'Oster, O'WadsWorth. V ,lili-l-i j y 'Pheregare noflies onfsfy Patent fly paper. ' S I A f I Mac's dog. The Band. P Prof. Lazenby. as a humorist. Prof. Kellicottls yyhiskers. Prexy when he cuts chapel., Prof. Eggers oh .University Day. -i Prof. Lord asfa cyclist. l 2 Prof. Thomas insecuring electrical equipment Prof. Knightin, mid terms: ' - Dormitory pie. l- . The telephone's migrating ability. Mr. Kelley's campus record. White Line conductors The Electrical'Engineering course. 2 '50ur 'drlum major. S 1' The Short Mining course. 'ro4 W 1 Weekly Account of an O. S. U, Student, ALLOWANCE, 155.00 PER WEEK. ' THE TRUE ACCOUNT. THE ACCOUNT ,AS SENT To .PAPA- Cigarettes, . . S152 00 Text Book, ,S , 52 OO The-Hf1'C ,--- 2 OO Church Contribution, , 50 Bott Bros. and unaccount- Corn Plasters, . , 50 ables ,--- 3 75 Street Car Fare, , IQ Paregoric, , A 50 Laundry, , , 40 Missionary Society, . Q 1' 000 Total, . . sy 75 Total, I 555 00 S1 75-S155 001552 75- P. S. No. I.-DEAR PAPA: The above is avery strictitemized account of my expenditures. I am sorry to say that I have been com- pelled to spend a little over my allowance, but the girls of ,Browning Literary Society have been trying to buy a piano and they are forever sticking us boys for cash-so Papa, dear, I had to subscribe, a dollar QSSLOOQ to get rid of them. Then there is a Humane Society started of the Prolessorls Wives was very much interested in here, and as one it and as I wanted to get a pass under the Professor, Iwas just compelled to subscribe a dollar 451.005 to that. Finally, Papa dear- est, I gave fifty cents 60.505 to a poor beggar who was blind in one eye and had lost the other one, and couldn't see, then-oh, yes-I spent a nickel 60.051 for gum drops-didn't think you would care. SS0.20j for 'fstampsfl Please send me the Lastly, twenty cents C money immediately, as I hate to be in debt. Your dutiful son, I , BILLY BR--WN. P. S. No. 2.--Davie is brOke,'7 too. I-Ie bought a book Qa medicine bookj and Went to a church fair. B. B- The Dorm student sighs to his steak, after a vain cut it : Oh, that this too, too so endeavor to lid flesh would melt. 0 105 L M' rar W E13 'Q'-wr i CD ij' ie, woo? P G5 11' ukiik. f, ,M s Lina ? W 6 KQQQGUQBEZSO. 'ru-.avi A, V' -w I ' Q53 ' ' M . . ff I . ' x cr K Jigs I .. ab f A ,. Gin f G o V W- : 0 5, , 4 W ff 7 q. ' P ,U A ii ,, . -' -Lffffx X file' Eh 'i ful: ir, il: r I Q I.: T V if Hui: -,fl Wg Q T .- -,f . Q fr Q 4 . , 4, iq Lf le . I 5 -1 . A I p W T NRL I U , 'P l any Junior. i H V The Preps did plant a Chestnut tree, Enrol: .4 CFU r . . df' ' -' While Skinner did orate, The second Preps a Spruce Gum tree, But their orator was late. .I d, 4 i ' Freshmen with Kershaw, japonica, A While theiSopho1nores and Clarke, an 'The Juniors and Arnold, a Walnut, ah ! W Then Senior Rickey of Linden spoke. i' .X J. ,. . 'f3vkiy L , In ' ,iii ml' 'I G ' Q s ' li ' ll .,,? nti-Bachelor Society. Prof. WELSH-Alumnus. Profs., LORD and ALAZENBY-Candidates for Presidency. WHITNEY, EGGERS and 'BRoWN-Members. V' 1 M Q4 l X Y , 4 WNY? Oak. IO6 , ' l ' 2 F ' we T 'Ck X -i. s. Prof. Kellicotfs Bulletin Bgapd, -l. MIICE QUEAL, Special Dog Catcher. C. P. SpIGER'FOOS,, Receiver and Weigher, CANINES. ' Ordinary yellow dog, 350 O3 per pound YWatch dog, . s O7 Cl A U Full-blooded cur, O5 .. .. Greyhound, . I O 4. A.. Hoarhound, . , GI C4 Stick TSpitz, Qcuspidor attachedj O6 4. pound oCO2LCl1 dog, K . . O2 .cc cc p Badger . . . O5 44 yard Bull dog, Qheavily muzzledj .V 20 44 pound IBull dog Qdead lj V . , I oo 4' Pug dog, . , , . 0 O5 H C4 . China dogs should be taken to the art department. ' FELINES. ' A Cat, . . - . I So ro per pound Tom cat claws extracted 25 4' H . 4 J i5iTake to The Columbus Watch Co. TFrank Pomerene has charge of this canine variety. oSee Columbus Buggy Co. I C iWe p0sz'!z'1feQf will not handle live bull dogs that are not' heavily muzzled. All dogs must be weighed minus tin cans, tea-pots and other aflixes. N. B.-Dogs weighing above 25 pounds should be taken to the sausage factory. p ' ' i - The editors received the following on May I5 : Makzb Board : I think that you are rea-l .mean to put my picture in your old book. I don't like it at all, so there now. MAT'I'IE MOSES. , COn motion of Roy the picture was taken out.j 107 ., I . Lzf V A 27 x ,fifth V .. A-ju' 4,7 .I 0 . ,gh .QL Z4 WH ,Inv-fQpfw1, Q I 1 If-'T ,,.,. 4,1','-I' , . Q, lx, v' 'ax Q' ' ix, v' 'alll ' , .ii 'W'- A I ' - r. :r.,gn,v.f'41s-llnni Pa:1x:1', 1. 4,1 ' U ,, , ,I T.g,,,,' ,v,l ,.,.,,,..,, , ,.w..1-'ww ----, f- 1- H ' -V-6 -- A- .,V,l,g,gT. I ' -V , 'fii'f ,f,.iTZT1'-fl-gg' ffif ?i'iIi'iTj,Z. ':':r'.iTiQ::1.j:f':?:'f:,Qf. :23.. 5:9:-:2g,:.'.1,. Y: 4, ,-if ,4,.: -,-,,,.pz ,, , .,,..1...-f:--,,,........,. V .. ,, rv Y , Y 1 1- , ,4g frm, wg-H , , . . .. ,.,,. , g,.- .I .. ...v.., 1 .,,, --,hr A-fu-mu--an--4'-4-.1-ein,-E-:nan-revvn -,,,,,,,,,.- ...U 4 -, ---W..-., ,- N - V '-1-M .. V N,- v,,,-,,,,., . ,,,,.W -... . .. . ,.,....,...,........., .,. ..N.,.,.- Q' uvb, 5:11,-fx.-t 'I 2 ' ' ' N ::i-if-'?' A W F1 'Fw UM EN! Wm ' M as- I. A , QNWL. 51 Q X anim' j X! W 1. F, ,, 'I X 5 AJ cf C Z q t , 1 Q. . ,ll 1-A XX The Fire. r 1 lil, That' winter night rises before me as a dream. 'Again I hggu- the rattle of the hurrying engine, again I see the raging flames, again I see our Prexy swing the ax, again I see it fly through the window, again I hear, 4'Qhl hell, Prexy, you can't move the box that way, and then again do I see the horror on Prexy's face. Many were the deeds of valor on that night! Here I see a professor save the only green bottles in existence, and there, a short Aggie save the good name of his department.. , V y H Ch Tragedy! how easily changed to Comedy- , We must but laugh. P. S. -An appropriation is, and a new Chemical Laboratory 'shall be. , wlililf CORNER CLUB-YC little stars hide your blinding rays. Whitney's hair and whiskers stand out because they are electri- fied. 111.1- Doc BENNETT-Looks hearty, but would be viewed with sus- picion in Paradise. V ,,.....i-- PROF. WELSH.-When a man marries, hell resounds with the cry of a thousand devils for satan has lost another victim. Hannibal Clarke translating :-H And they had numberless chil- dren. Baron: 'C No, no, Meestur Clarke, not so had as dot. ,,....-1--' 'OUR' GIRLS :-If to their share some female errors fall Look at their faces and you'll forgive them all. ' 1sT PREP.--Say, did you hand in a paper in Whitney's second mid-term P 2ND PREP.-- aw, 1 n ' u don't get it just like they book has it, he wont know whether 1t7S right, N I dd 't' cram up the night before and if one p IO9 I l I 1. .1 , .ga , , . I .pr . - iii I l i I E. I 01110 ,agricultural f Experiment SiIl2Cl1I'0- Hmmm --- rrri I V AN ASSOCIATION FOR THE DIMINUTION OF f' H0 -fl W 2 THE SURPLUS. e- 'fri Q BHNHPIGIHRIHS. CHAS. E. THORNE, O. P. FFF . .- - - Salafi' 52,250 51, Lord High Executloner, WILLIAM I. GREEN, .... 1,500 ,I 'I Slowest Man on Earthff 6 'fl J. FREMONT HICKMAN, . . . . . - ' 1,200 Nl The Modern Mephistopheles, the yellow-skinned fy . ' prevaricator. PM CLARENCE M. WEED, .... - H 1,300 ggi? Bug-Chaser and General Ornament. lil JOHN A. ALWOOD, B. Sc., ..... 600 itll First Tattler, I-Iickman's Factotum. CC Q I, MOSES CRAIG, ..... . ? I 1 QA lamb among Wolves.j Q 7 T l .BRICKY EVANS, . . . iff W' H' BAKER, ' Assistants in Department fi C. A. THOMPSON, I' MOSES CRAIG of Entomology. 'I HAMILTON HUTCHINSON RICHARDSON, L . Ir, i ' fOld Public Functionary. Y TEngaged by World's Museum, beginning July I. . I RULES HND REGUDHTIONS. iii I. It shall be the duty of each officer of this sz'ne-cure to use lg 3 every endeavor to have his salary increased. 2. It shall be the duty of the head of each department to reduce the wages of common laborers, especially students. i 3. Any officer appearing at the Castle of Indolence PF before , 8 o'clock shall be iined 25 cents. gi 4. Any employe or officer failing to use the regulation stepi' , Qhalf mile an hourj will be liable to instant discharge. I 5. All fruit is to be reserved for Mr. Weedand his assistants to l experiment on. . y 6. All employes are required to submit themselves at all times f to Chief of Police Alwood and lend him all assistance in their power ij Q in apprehending trespassers. . . A --- 'A . f5?The Experiment Headquarters were so christened at the laying of the cor- ' ner Stone. Tlnvented by C. VVelch. ' i ' no if . iii . T i fr il l :rl Il .,, l George Welles Knight, BY THE POET OF THE BASEMENT GANG. l Knight of thebroad and sweeping pants, , Thy home is not with men, Tliere's nothing here that's Worth, thy lance, Thou shouldstto Heaven again. , Knightiwho art long and slender necked, 1 With collar number eight, A piece of manyby tailor decked, f The world hath not thyimatet i 2 5 Y Knight of the festive cigarette ' And semi-English Way, Long will it be, ere we forget i That manner recherche. B Knight of the moustache awful large, And dark eyes hard to beat, A We dub thee, oh most worthy George Sir Knight of Self Conceit. i..i., li- There is a young man named, Chesseli - Whose head, is an empty vessel. - ,l-11 Q . i, Prof. Lord to student testing iron: eff Now shake thebottle 7 ll until it becomes the color of Bock beer, then you have it.' ' M A blooded youth of Flytown bought a demijohn of whiskey, Andhe sapped of its contents V T i . I Tillhis Walking was quite riskey 5. Thus he wandered round the town i r Till a copper took him down A To the cooler where he wasn't- quite so friskeyg 4 ' 4-F, K. Woon, UI NN ,vig it. i U l H 4 H 'H E I I i 1 i l Q 'i if ,. is '1 rig QM, il ' ll Yr' it all ., time 5 M 1 isp E will . i., lily il: 53, .gp fp Ll ar age lm ill 11, ht, .W llwlffil ii ill ew V H . , :H , 1 I -.,lw1',, .JI12 ,- .,, ta:'.!,sl'i' 'Ii -H . i H, ,Sill fer fl :f 1 1 1 1 lt f' fi., ilu' Nl' , - ' 1ll1 'I Wh 11 ill' .lm 1- liar 5 5 l 1 ' l ' 1 4 3 1 1 y 5 .F ' -'- - I 1 4 ' - W, ' 11 1l11 4' 1 aa- ' or f 11 n' lg., f 1 af. 0 ' ', 4W' ','. , A 1. x Q N ' -111 1 , 1 G93 . n 6 , :li - f T - ' 1 V F- T-HE. WHlT 141 ,ig ' ' j A V i I ll . . ' 3 V I , Say, Percy Martin, you display lots of nerve, and the Hrst time 3, W you succeed in licking a White Line conductor we are going to make it fgfif 1l, 5 you one ofour honorary members. A if Bricky Evans the White Caps are on to you. You want to wash 1 out your mouth or have it done for you. Do you hear ? H pl 2' 1 i if :ill 3 . , Q mu p The White Caps are not around looking for a row, but Puggy 5, ggjlif if Shaw we play ball with a second base. Now, you've heard us. Say, Ted. Miller, you are the slouchiest man in college. You Q il want to brace up, or we will have a swimming match some of these ggigg,1'g 1 nights. ,p Dawes your dad's gone home and Brown wants his uniform. li Billy says his patience is gone, and has referred the matter to us. As li, soon as you are able, we want you to come around to the office and F fn ll' 1 will ' . 'WF' 1 ?11:,l,5, 3 1 iri..-fy? l i ill? 1 15 1 H, 1 5 51 ' 1191 -- 1? y l 1 , .1 . , 1,1151 1.1 , 117,- 1 1,1 l -1i i . N1 , 11 1. - .K 1 f?13l31 1 l qi 1 f rl? , nil ' V.1'flf', iv, Qi 1-'1?11?g,1 1 fl ,las 1 1 l 1 ,- i, 1,' 1 ,ll a 1 explain. We will be gentle with you. We don't mention names, but Cole, Miller and Cope are too .fresh around the tennis court. If they can't reform they may expect to see their names in print. 1 The White Caps demand an explanation. Mershon caught a young squirrel the first time the sketching class was out. Since then the squirrel has not been seen, but hairs are found on Mershon's clothing. Are you rooming with the squirrel, old boy? Well, now, Kingsley and Taylor, look here, no widows. Get Guy to trot you around a while. You can count on us for recom- mendations. ' 1 I2 N 'f X , : , ,. x' ' f V X- x A , . L Q ' , The Problem Solved, Q' xx Bight Without 4Heat. x -- A or-IIHP 1I.II.IUmI1s1z1I1s1'I's. ' pp IQUHN, ..... . 45 candle power. PROF. KNIGHT,S pMOUS1'ACHE, . L' IO p 'f H MITCHELL, I. G. 1. . 1.7 ' ff MORRISON, R. O. . . . . . I1 ft PROF. KELLlCOTT,S W HISKERS, . V23 H KNOPF, .- . . 4 . . . . 6o Y' H MR. KELLY, Qgets red-headed on being called Englishj, .... V Ioo H 4' BOWNOCKER Qmoustache omittedj, 33 H H EYLAR Qwhen mistaken for Brownj goo A H HALL tafter Browning. Socialj . , . 125 H SPENCER, ..... 7 H EXTRA DRILL SQUAD tall togetherj, , zooo ' H . I7 H IOHNNY CooK, . . . tw--A----A---I--II W' lhl ture on Exemse. Walking is the best exercise,-but It should be e Prex 's Second Lec- I supplemented by arm exercis .- my 1 II3 ii Yi 'E IJ xiii. i , Wil ffff ,.,. I . QFound among the papers of 1 g A V .A 1 ,,.. She is a blonde, of her I'm fond, ' ' 'Aged sweet sixteen and a year, I H' li i it i li ll at li 'i l ii gi il i e H e A f MX I R l. ! 'F .,, ., if E ,,, ,, ,, r , l i 5 l gi KI Q ii! fl: 3,1 I 5,1 'ii if i 5 , il E. J, i .Ng . f l 1 . :Ai feet are small, her form not tall, A most accomplished dear. eaks French and Dutch, but that's not Her English is perfectly grand, She is complete, and hard to beat Though you search throughout the land. She is a scholar, as bright as a dollar, ' And sharp as any spear 3 Her She sp Moss-Qs QUEA LQ much, She has more knowledgeuthan many a college, Yet her age is seventeen year. She plays on a flute and organ toyboot, Her voice is the sweetest I've heard 5 Her common sense is simply immense- She sings like a canary bird. Her eyes are blue, her blood is, too, Her lips are the brightest red, A dainty air, a complexion fair As Professor Eggers' head. ,JL 1 3, if 'Ef f 1 fflli, W : A il, ... Frof. of Rhetoric :- We will devote the hour to an examinaf okj'-ft of the E011 .-QClass are horriiied, Raudabough feels for his bo Dgllshhumoristsf' QSighs of relief from the 'class.j stole this joke from us, A A II4 Tlze- lantern mf- Q an 4-M' req ' W Cv 0 ' 7 ' u ,,.- ' Wfic. fllljjfig 'ii .5 ' . ?l l'2f A A M E - wi J ,-' -' ll Xv ' nh, vuvunq , I ms as yu xv!-, , JV gn- E l , , E 3, 'Rf Lg -' 'Q x,-xLT.is-'rg -4 :- .lll-my gif Abi '- .A A , The University Woods.. WOOD, E. L. WOOD, F. C. WOOD, W. B. VVOODBOURNE, WOODRUFF, CAYWOOD, BEACH, R. K. BEACH, S. H. . STUMP, BRIAR, BRUSH, WEED,, The Song of the Vvater Hammer. WOOD, A F. K. WOODROW, BEACH, M A. GRISWOLD, Q?j GROVE. fMeslol1 was to discover in what languageuthe radia- tors sing-the' research is not yet completed, but the sounds will be easily recognized.--ED.j 1 A 1 1 --I--I.. !l1---ll!-----lllllll -ll .--121 ii- ' Prof. Eggers : The following peoples will be excused from the final : Miss Piper. I First Member of Basement Gang-:- Raise your Condition? ' 77 Second Member :-H Raise it--- ! Can't even see II5 lt. Qi ll ily li llr fl' All ll' la sl .ly . if .l ll 'l 54 'J l H1 K, , :E li 4' .. i. 5. .1 Qi 's M 5 A ,H .ll E 's gl , if ll 2 1 1 1 I I 1 IZ? ll li 2? ir' l lf 3. A I Hgirlisn Gurgiiiggs by Gisglirui. GiI'linQS- ...i-, V IThe following are a few, a zfeffyfew, of t through the windows of the L he remarks which floated adies' Room during drill hour, May 1, '89:1 , V MINNIE BLAKISTON to MARTHA MOSES-cc Martha, let's 'mosey' down to the spring and get a drink of water.'7 ALICE BEACH- Oli, Christie, just look at Doc Bennett in his uniform, he looks just like a tub. MARTHA MOSES-ccThCfC goes Frank Pomerene. Good bye, 'sugarf '7 A Miss LEMERT--HSHY, girls, let's read German. If I make an- other break as fnon-chalantly' as I did yesterday, Prof will 'do me upi' admonishinglyf' A LITTLE PREP Qwho is having a dose of Prep Physics?-4' There goes that dear, sweet Mr. Whitney 1 Isn't he a delicious 4 atom! ABOVE the din and roar another voice is heard: U Girls, who of you are going to the Prize Drill, Saturday afternoon? I thought Theodore Griffin would ask me to go, but he's so awfully' timid about girls! . A DIGNIEIED JUNIOR GIRL- Why, there's Davy Hancock walking at the rate mf a mile an hour! So much exertion will prove injurious to his constitution. Why hasn't that boy sense enough to exercise judiciously ? FIRST SOPH+ For whom is Prof. Eggers whistling ? SECOND SOPH-H For his little man Friday. MIGNON TALBOT- Come on, Louise 5 let's go down and make Frank Cope and Ted Miller give up the Tennis Court. Those boys have cheek enough for a Senior! The way they 'gobble up' every- thing! ' ' V MARTHA MOSES-' 'Now, Bessie Claypoole, give me that comb 3 I want to play 'Beho1d, the Conquering Hero Comesl' Prof, .Eggers is coming up the walk. I ' U 116 A WHISPER: FIRST YOUNG LADY-f'0ne of our girls is en- 77 f engaged! SECOND YOUNG LADY-H Who ? FIRST Y. L.-H O'Kane you not guess? A FRESHMAN girl bursts into the room with the following excla- mation : 4' Girls, just listen to this poetry that I found down by the spring: i- my -' ' ' Your eyes are like the stars above, l Your cheeks are roseate hueg Your lips by Nature's own were kissed, Your smile is sweet and true. 'Dedicated to Miss Hattie Caywood by one of her admirers. ' i mr rg!!! ' um R' . f i x !! rl- A Y I!!! 1 l all agl illi Ii x iii L.. - Vifif I. M -!. 1' F 61 171 if Z Mfr l if ya. Wi , f ' ,l X Ijff , The Greek Slave, or, The Missing Link. F. K- W00d' Wood! Great is F. K. Wood! -Before F. K. Wood tbelii 2320130 F. K. Wood, and since F. K. Wood there has been no F. - - Great is F. K. Wood! II7 ---W LT:r:3,,.,Mgr:-:::f:::-.1.-, ,. ,1-gs. ,, .Hd.....w,.,,, 1. 'ff' Q t i ! I 1 ef! r iv 1 ,, 1' ,i ' II V., ,y - ,Pillar Y ,. g r in i v . 1 .K ll! il. li rli ,t ,Q ! is! IIL4 .lit- 1 i-an . si- iw-1i ! ! r , f 1 s 1 x 1 ,qw , .Q rl . , K V , E n in A ii. ! 1 1 ' :H ii! Wg! 'lit i. yz!.3Q! ! . '!tL!! 1 F 'xg gg -v will! 1 Q! iii ' , A x if in !i ll is!!! ixiifi 3 :Ll wtlwi 1 1 1, J' ! '92 Ziff: Q Fi tif 2 f! 1 2 Qvhiiiii if vi r l' l I iii i iff!!! ,t Q ii iivrgi i 3 3 it - ,, 3352352 4, i gi, 9 :'f !:Q! '+ ,.!.,. ,ng ,.y, i , . .il-1 Qi-f!.i I 'kfiirf Q! i t ! 9 5 4 n 5 H!! ., , .3 w ,.., , ,,,,x 1 , ! gr. wwf . wi 1 t i I! 'H W. l ! .i .! f Ij Lgg, X i.p!!a! r , J3 -it xv 5 ' if E!-'fl r gi Viilxi 2 P! lc! 5 . 'nf fni, i 2 '!3i!Ni 5 ' n1!:!'t!!l 1 sill i 1 :,55 i . 5'E'l -27 t ' if t 2 1 5: I ! ! I 1 g A'- Three HAistoric,' Places of Q. S. U. ..- - .,- - , W , , - ,, X s W ,'1 J -' X , t 9 IH.lgI'i':23!i!,i!jg!,9' ,Q ,! ll I. THE Sq-11.15. 3 in Could two steps speak, 1 F ' XSL X H JLELH.-W No two could ten if . ,AJ V Such wondrous tales as these- 1 XX H Hair-raising deeds! G3 f'Zmu - 'Mid rustling weeds! 1 , -W a UU ll!! H' U Enough to cause one's blood to freeze! Q muff !!!1!L - i 'A m mun ' Q ! UL' ai!!! ' D II. THE BRIDGE. ii.-Q. 'VA 1 -fi Xb 4 V 'il 'C-' I n w l Vid ! I G rl!! !l!l'i'v'H!l!f t !!!!!llB2wuiLU!! l . -Q - ! ' - 1 'li iiilmiii. D -s's 'l' il--ur ff 1 'i . . , this '-iw i ng '! 'f-QQ, 1 !,,, H nu 1' Q Y A 'H ,X s ..,: 13t. !1f Ul9MDjjb1j y,,,,9':Ml m1.,mtqlR'Iitl1 p fIr 1, . ., .,. Q U ,Ui 1 . X E . I - .liplazlnull s 0 'I I Il, W lx' I 1. XT: hit ' -. M--vii 14- 0 s tt.. .. fl! WM- i 4. -. . -. is p L51 N 1 - ' x A A ' V' I i ill' ,.,. I 5' b5ZQQ,M.,- ' s .5 yxfbuxw I .Q XL.. Si v Q , , . XJ-xv - inlifc ' L s : i' e i ' r - Umm mfg... -- ' Beautiful bridge ! Babbling brook! Place historic! t tWould Ella. book! ' Handsome youths, Maidens fair, Spend many delicious hours there ! 118 1 1 1111 1 IYII. PREXY7S, BULL-Eri1NP. BOARD. 1 1 ' Here's another piaoe'his'toric, j'S, I .Anxious student before it stands 5 1 It contains thethings important: 1 E 5 ' 1 ' - U Demerit list, 1?.rexy's,commands1 ' 1 1 1 1 I You may see on Monday morning, . 1' V . Trembling H Preps with fearful- soul, Gazing there in tearful earnest, 1 - To see if he is on the ' Ro1l. 1 1 11 ,111 N I 1 11111 r ,111- 111 11 Q , Barber to Mechanical Engineer getting a haircut :-H Round or feather edge? M. E. :- Caternary, please? ' . 1 1 . - 1 . . ' 1 In Rhetoric.-+Prof.: What does the class think about that as- sertion ? 'P W. Wood, s1oW1y : H I - don't1-4 believe--Qitf' . 'X 1' ff! 1 - Y A 95111 To induce '88 to buy a ' 1 1 1' i1 1 111. 1 few books We resurrect their gg '111l:1111' I Mascot. 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ROHR, WALSH, SIMON STO- VER, KNAUSS, JOYCE, HARRIS, GABLE, CORWIN, EARLY, BRUSH, CASE, BROOKS and STRONG are shown in the drawing. J 1: ts g Prof. Knight lights a cigarette, but Q C you have to keep you-r eyes open if you K A - . U . V See him do it. 1, 1.1.1-1 JW' ' wil Q- ' -l A A luxury of- which the boys in the mechanical lab g only dream. , , I 1 .willy A I20 i 1 9 .....:,l... SWL 0-LA ' .avnmnua-nr vm tg . 65' Q, X H ,fl Wrijl? tlffgf I Q! I N . A I? -by I I 'I ' s, ' li N I ' ri 'VII 5 I t Q X I I. I. I' Q I 22,334.1 .Q And, since you know you cannot see yourself So well as by reflection, I, your glass, Will modestly discover to yourself That of yourself which you yet know not of. Faculty. WM. H. SCOTT,-Awkward, embarrassed, stiff, without the Of moving gracefully, or standing still, One leg, as if suspicious of his brother, Desirous seems to run away from t'other. ORTON,-HC was a scholar, and a ripe and good one, Exceeding wise, fair spoken, and persuading. NORTON,-What is the worst of woes that wait on age? What stamps the wrinkle deeper on the brow? To view my loved Lab blotted from life's page, And be alone on earth as I am now. ski ROBINSON,-Nature hath formed strange fellows in her time. LORD,-Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That happy wedlock is a glorious thing. DERBY,-'Tis he, I ken the manner of his gait, He rises on the toe. LAZENBY,-Old as I am, for ladies' love unfit, The power of beauty, I remember yet. SMITH,-And who gave you that jolly red nose? WEBER,-His speech, his form, his action, full of grace, ' And all his country beaming in his face. I2I ,III , . II I ,, If . II I ' I ,I I, I I 4. .I ,II I I, I, ,fr II I 'I I, I V., I ,I I II. EII II: I JI, Il 'II III 'I I ?I! I 'I A, I Il I ff: III 'ng ji I III ,,:I MI I 'I'I I I I III II I ,II I III? III I II1. I II ,II II .Ill IMIII 4.1- 'VIII , I Iii-- II II I If III 'I III - III. :I-I I I I I Q III' I II I-I II QI II I+IfIi II IIIIIW :I I.III' II' I-'III II, Iv III? .I II, II? III ill' 'I II lx! I I If I I' 2. I I II, L II! Ill' II If III, I Ig:IIgI if III IW IIIfII.II I 'li I j IL? I ,If Y. I III. I ' II rf I' 1 ,I my ,I Iii, Ili' 5, li :I 'I NI .! I' I' I4 IE, 'IIIII I' I,I J, I .II pp .II .Il .EI '?'- IIIIWI II? QIIQI II ll .,iI,. II SIII II I IIIIIII I3-I I: IIQII II .II I II A II III II I.III If 'U II lj IIIII II IIIIII I HI: iI,I gl If Wil If rIIII IIIIIZI I II ' IJIVE II VII: III1, II I' ,II ,. :I TIA II I2 .,Q3,,, '-II III 'IIMQIIII iJI..JlI,Il I I I I l,I ITHOMAS,-TO him that asketh, shall be given, KNIGHT,-Hark, hark!i I hear . The strain of strutting chanticleer Cry cock-a-doodle-doo! se talk is of bullocks. A Thou hast a grim appearance, and thy face Bears a command in it. Care to our coffin adds a nail, no doubt, Andevery grin, so merry, draws one out. His tawny beard was th' equal' grace Both of his wisdom and his face, The upper part thereof was whey, The nether, orange mixed with gray. BROWN -See, what a grace was seated on his brow, 3 Hyperion's curls, the front of jove himself, An eye, like Mars, to threaten or command. p DETMERS, -Who KILBOURNE, - BOHANNAN, - KELLICOTT, -- Miss WILLIAMS,-True eyes, Too pure and too honest in aught to disguise The sweet soul shining thro' them. EGGERS,-IH all thy humors, whether grave or mellow, Thou'rt such a touchy, testy, pleasant fellow, Hast so much wit and mirth, and spleen about thee, There is no living with thee, nor without thee. KAUFFMAN,-What hot! apothecary, let me have a dram of poison WELSH,-AD author! 'tis a venerable name. ' How, few deserve it, and what numbers claim! MCCORD,-ID mathematics he was greater Than 'Tycho Brahe, or Erra Pater. SPERR,-Ten cloth yards long, his whyskers trailed A whystling in thepwynd. BRADFORD,-His pencil was striking, resistless and grand 5 His manners were gentle, complying, and bland. WHI'fNEY,-What have we here? Whence and what art thou ? KEFFER,-The glass of fashion and the mould of form. Go wondrous creature, mount whence science guides. I WILGUS,-'T'l1O.SC that do teach young babes, Do it with gentle means, and easy tasks. S1oERFoos,-A truer, nobler, trustier heart, More loving, or more loyal, never beat Within ta human breast. i I22 Glass of '89. BLooM,-O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath ! BOWNOCKER,--Feilfflllly Wise he shakes his empty head, And deals out empires as he deals out thread. CRAIG,-I have neither Wit, nor Words, nor Worth. FLOTO,-MAKIO, excused. GAINS,-Let me see his eyes, That when I note another man like him I may avoid him. MISS GARBER,-TIICIC was a soft and pensive grace, A cast of thought upon her face. GREGG,-Verona brags of him To be a virtuous and well govern'd youth. GRIFFIN,-YOU are old, Nature in you stands on the very verge Of her confine. , HAGLER, - Grac'd with a sword, but Worthier of a fan. HALL,-Ah me! for aught that ever I could read, Could ever hear by tale or history, The course of true love never did run smooth. HORTON,-Ill my soul I loathe A All affectation 5 'tis my perfect scorn 5 Object of my implacable disgust. KIRKER,-MAKIO, excused. MEEK,-Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth. MESLOH,-WhOSC hoarse heroic bass . Drowns the loud clarion of the braying ass. MILLER,-'Tis better -to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. NEWTON,-I7VC gone through college! ! . OZIAS,-LGI time that makes you homely, make you sage, The sphere of wisdom is the sphere of age. PATCHELL,-In arguing, too, the parson own'd his skill, . For e'en though vanquish'd, he could argue still. Miss RICKEY,-As pure as a pearl, ' . ' And. as perfect, a noble and innocentlgirl. SIGERFOOS,-Hounds and greyhounds, mongrels,-spaniels, CUTS, Shoughs, Water-rugs and demi-Wolves bought and sold. 123 Glass of '90, ,1i..-i- ARNOLD,-HC was in logica great critic, Profoundly skill'd in analytic. Miss BANCRQFTF-Like a.1OVC1Y UCC , ' She grew to womanhood, and between whiles Rejected several suitors, just to learn How to accept a better .in his turni ll t retchl perdition catch my soul Miss BASTERDES,--EXCC en w . But Ido love thee! and when I lovethee not Chaos is come again. BEACH, R. K.,-Got any tobacco? Thatls ethics. BENNETT,-MAKIO excused. CAYLOR,-With what a graceful tenderness he loves. new what's what, and that's as high ' As metaphysic wit can fly. s FOX,-Oh, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown. Y meek and humble mouthed. HANER.--There goes the parson, oh illustrious spark, And there, scarce less illustrious, goes the clerk. FEICHT,-He k GRIMSLEY,- ou are LARGE,--But what am I-? An infant crying in the night, An infant' crying for the light. LAUGHLIN,-And then ittalks! good gods how it talks! MERsHoN,-The times have been That when the brains were out, the man would die 7 Moonns,--Her glossy hair was cluster'd ofer a brow Bright with intelligence, and fair, and smooth. MORREY,-Hath thy toil O'er books consumed the midnight oil? Miss PINS,-Her overpowering presence made you feel It would not be idolatry to kneel. RITCHEY,-He reminded me much of a baboon in trowsers. Miss SCOTT,-Grace was in all her steps, heaven in her eye, - In every gesture, dignity and love. i SKlNNER,+- Learnld and venerably dull. ' y . Miss 'l'ALBoT,--Heart on herlips, and soul within her eyes Soft as her clime, and sunny as her skies. Miss WEAVER,-She looks as clear 1 As morning roses newly wash'd with dew. IMZ4 ' Glass of '9I. Miss BEACH,-Her modest looks the cottage rnight adorn, Sweet as the primrose peeps beneath the thorn. BLAkls'1'oN,-She's all my fancy painted her, ' - She's lovely, she's divine. BURNS,-F?L1TllSl17d people must be slowly nurst, . And led by spoonfuls, else they always burst, CLARKE,-The empty vessel makes the greatest sound. DAWES,-Home keeping youths have ever homely wits.. y DONEY,-The soul of man is his clothes. GALE,-Tl1OLl Lillian, thou hast metamorphos'd me, Made me neglect my studies, lose my time. GODDARD,-Not pretty, but massive. . HUBBARD,-MAKIo, excused. IONES,--A brain of feathers. KERSHAW,-A strutting player whose conceit lies in his hamstring. KIESEWETTER,-In truth he is but an infant wearing trowsers. Miss LEMERT,-Neat, not gaudy. MARTIN, ED.,-By my troth, we that have poor wits have much to answer for. ' MI'l'CHELL,-GOd7S love seemed lost upon him. MocK,-He stands erect, He steps right onward, martial is his air, His form and movement. Miss MosEs,-A large and noble look, every inch a queen. QUEAL,-A harmless purring cat. ' t POMERENE,-SO womanly, so benign, so meek. REES,--His cogitative faculties immersed in cogibunity of cogitation. Miss RUPPERSBURG,-Ye gods 1 how I hate the boys. SIGERFOOS, ED.,-Doubt not, my lord, I'll play the orator. SMITH, C. C.,-The smith a mighty man is he, With large and sinewy hands. SMITH, M. A.,-Born in a garret, in a kitchen bred. STORER,-0 'wonderful son that can so astomsh a mother. WHITACRE,-Comb down his hair, look, look, if Stands Upflght- I tLater: He has combed it down.j Woob, lZllRANK,-H675 tough, ma'am, iQO.Ugl1 is I. B., tough and devilish sly. I25 ! l J P A I 5'- I i li V s I 1 '1 l. ii l l lm 1 Q, l I V3 1 , WI ll pig, l . Si I ll l i l r 5 li , , .G F 'f 'm l I ! r I , i l I Glass of '92. I ALEXANDER,-The ladies call him sweet. ' I ' I's mi hty wicked, anyhow. ALLEN, PETIE,- I can't help it. BROWN -Thou art too wild, too r , CHE55Ei,L,-O! help thou my weak wit. Sharpen my dull under- standing. ' Cook,--A horse! a horse! I My kingdom fOr 8. horse. entence as curs mouth a bone. he man I should avoid so soon as that 'Cause I's wicked. IS, g ude and bold of voice. CROOKS,-He mouths a s DUNGAN,-I do not know t spare Cassius. DUNLAP,-Agony unmixed, incessant gall. , and W. L.,-Who hath not owned with rapture ' smitten frame, I The power of grace, the magic of a name ? . EvAns, E., P. P. EVLAR,-Pray God he prove not as mean as he looks. FISH,--A harmless, necessary thing. FLYNN,-In simplicity and freshness he is a perfect child. GOODELL,-Who thinks too little, and talks too much. GUSS,-Dislike me not for my complexion. HANER, WILL,-Every inch that is not fool, is rogue. HASSLER,-SO wise, so young, they say do ne'er live long. HA1'CHER,-Tl1OU surely should'sta woman be. Miss HoUsToN,-Heaven bless thee! Thou hast the sweetest face I ever looked on, Sir, as I have a-soul, she is an angel. HOWARD, ED.-Upon his brow deliberation sat. INNIS,-HC smiles and sleeps. 1oHNs'1'oN,--O, ye gods! I hate to hear him sing. KEISER,-Time has touched it in his Bight, And changed the auburn hair to white. KERSHAW BROS.,-Two lovely berries moulded on one stem. KNOPF,-Shake not your gory locks at me. LEAVITT,-I'm'but a stranger here below. Heaven is my home. MCCARTER,-Poor babe, whatcan-it know of evil? 126 Miss MCGURER,-O, how ripe in show H , 'l'hy lips, those kissing cherries, tempting grow, NIARTIN, PERCY1VVllELt come you here to college for? To play and have a time. . ' MILLS,-Nothing, less than nothing, and vanity. MORRISON, ROl3T.--GOldC11 hair, like sunlight streaming. MORIZISON, SAMMY-MAKIO, excused. I NESBITT,-Behold howihandsome a beard can make a man. NIEUVAHNER,-17111 a chestnut from away back, and there's hayseed in I my hair. ' OHL,--All 'affable and courteous gentleman. I O'KANE,--A lovely being, scarcely formed or moulded, iw A rose with all its sweetest leaves yet folded. POTTER to PREXY,-B2l.1llSl1Cd? I O, friar, the damned use that word in hell, Howhngs .attend It. How hast thou the heart, Being a divine, a ghostly confessor, ' A sin-absorber, and my friend prOfess'd, To mangle me with that word, banished? PRATT,-RC1UOtC, unfriendly, melancholy, slow. RANE,-TfUSt him not who seems a saint. RAUDABAUGH,-AS heedless as the idle clouds that rove. RAY -Let me have men about me that are fat. , . Miss ROBINSON,-HCI voice is ever soft, gentle and low-An excel- lent thing in woman. ROBINSON, J. F.-E'en from the body's purity, .themind ' Receives a secret, sympathetic aid. I ROY,-MAKIO, excused. I SANDERSON,-Though lost to sight, to memory dear. SCHAEFFER,-He does nothing but talk of his horse. SCHUELLER,-All gall is divided into one part. MISS SLYH,-Her looks do argue her replete with modesty. . SMITH,--ODS of the few of the immortal names I That were not born to die. -- STINEBAUGH,--CrOd made him and therefore let him pass for a man. SURFACE,-A shallow brainbehind a serious mask, An Oracle within an emptycask. MISS TALBO'l',-wVOH1211l is the lesser man. A 127 I' I II III II, I lil I g,1gIl.I I :II FI I 'XIII ,,,II V I gill! :'lI' IWIIE ': iii . if I IIIII IZIIQ2 IIII flip, I I, V, IT' I :I I! 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TRYoN,-They that are sad on . e remainderfbiscuit after a long WooD, W.,+-His brain is as dry as th voyage. WooDBoRNE,-O, smi e 'on me, y , For I, thine own dear papa am. '1 m little lamb ll-l Special Glass. umogonnrzan. BEATTY,-A -lazy, lolling sort, Unseen at church, at senate, or at court. Miss CAYwooD,--So sweet the blush of bashfulness E'en pity scarce can wish it less. DoNEv,-Oh that voluptuous, airy form, ' That gently tapering waist. Els,-The silent man will get a hearing by and by. GOULD,--The devil hath not in all his quiver's choice, An arrow for the heart like a sweet voice. KILBOURNE, R.,-He would not with peremptory tone Assert the nose upon his face his own. LEETE 8: HIGH,--Alld wheresoe'er we went, like Juno's swans, Still we went coupled and inseparable. MART'IN,-fSWCCt and voluble is his discourse. 1 SHERMAN,-On my life, my lord, he is a mere bubble. SMITH, H. E.,--You have many relatives. Woon, E. L.,-It will come to pass D . That ev'ry braggart shall be found an ass. 128- l l Q 'lift E ml: - ,I , . ,V , rf I i-- :ln , ,L lx. ' I 1, .fl i 12 . .ik 'l ' MXH' M511 Zi, ' -' Yi, 1 ,if-if.: ,li .l- al . ,4 , Short Mining. ,. T- ... DIXON,-Sweet and voluble is his discourse. i IQOCHRIE,-GOOd stuff may be made of a Scotchman, if you take him in time. PATTERSON, P. C.,-A taste for books, which is still The pleasureand the glory of my life. REES, D.,-Rude am I in speech. ' BOYD -What is a man If his chief good and market of his time Be but to sleep and feed? 7 Go as you Please. JONES,-Wllat wind has blown him hither? POSTAL,-Perhaps he'll grow. D . BROWNING, MIDI.-May be Fm man, may be I'm not a'man, but God help me if I'm an ass. i SPENCER,-So firm, so swift, so strong, yet so refined. , CHENEY,-A shadowy phantom of the thing called man. TAYLOR.-A thing of whiskers. SHAW,-Give thy thoughts no tongue. . A EWRY,-He wore a moustache, a shaggy moustache, like a pretzel it did twirl. . . SWICKARD,-Speak to him ladies, see if you can move him. HASELTINE,-A hairy man is he. . p MITCHELL in Tennis Costume,-Is this a man? God help him if it is.. SCHAEFFER,-Gimme a cent, I want to be tuff. I HENDERSON,-The hairs of thy head are numbered. Mix,-4Behold how homely whiskers can make a man. COPE,-Go to the ant, thou sluggard. WERTZ,-A mother's pride, a father's joy. ALSDORF -'Tis alas! his modest bashful nature and pure inn0CenCC 7 7 7 that makes him silent. - I I29 iii Ur Q 1 4 in jf? 'fly ll ,i- , w, K 1 i i il ii I U i I ill 'I is H 'al lm J-l ,.A, il ,E El is i I gl ln ll' f.. il' ,, xp. 1,1 it 1 -r 1 l -ii ig- 1 y. .H- Vi ii 5, if P ,. si J, ,l ,I ll , .- I ll Q! all ,ill ilu ijri Q? 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V -il . gl , 3215. 1 15 -. V' Emi l 512.4 T! lf 1 ' S C Maidens beware. 1 15 - BUTLER,-SO cunning and so cute. I ARMSTRONG,-HC was a manofan unbounded stomach. MASON,-A manofrpleasure is a man of pains. MILLER,-A pretty fellow is buthalf a man. OWENS,-fFOOlS, to talking' ever prone, A V Are sure to make their follies known. PREPS,-We are younglambs that do frisk i' the sun And bleat at one another. Moopv,-A great, green, bashfulsirnpleton, The butt of all good natured fun. COULTER,-HC is of stature somewhat low. MULLAY, J. J.,-The leader glancing left and right, Did captivate all girls at sight. Miss STREIT,-Fern vom Vaterlandt lernfich fremder Leute Sprache. WOODROW,-H Now say boys, don't you think I'm pretty? HOSTER,-FOI I know that in me dwelleth no good thing. MISSES GALE AND GUERIN,--Ah, what would the world be to us If the children were no more. GUY,--His speech was a ine sample, on the whole, Of rhetoric, which the learn'd call rzgmarale. IoYCE,+Ah ! happy years! Once more, who would not be a boy ? KUHN,-H675 all the mother's from the top to toe. A MITCHELL, I. G.,-A simple child that lightly draws its breath. Miss CLAYPOOLE,4-GO braid up your dangling locks. M1ssEs CocK1Ns,--Young as beautiful. CONEY,-Dislike me not for my complexion. POLK,-JC suis que je suis, Si je ne suis pas ce que je suis, que suis je ? LANMAN,-A soul as white as heaven. A PEDLOW,-HC was not born to shame, Upon his brow shame is ashamed to sit. BAKER, W. H.,+-Be not righteous over- much.- MULLAY, PADDY,-Eternal smiles his emptiness betray, , ' E As shallow streamsrun dimpling all the way. iSCOTfI', HERB.,-Few sons .attain the praise ' P Of their great sires, and most' their sires disgrace? 1:30. ,.,Q .1 1 i-2. i , 2,11 'V 'mi 'I Mi 1 i liiiil ' l , Ni 1.3 Ng. i Milli, 1 Y 'li TONE,-Tile child is father of the man. ' MISS I'IATCHER,-'TCElCl1 not thy lip such scorn, for it was made For kissing, lady, not for such contempt. MISS RANKIN,-She had a pensive beauty. MISS MERRILL,-IS she not more than painting can express, , Or youthful poets fancy when they love ? MISS MULLIGAN,-HCI eye in Heaven Wouldthrough the airy region stream Sobright ' That birds would sing, and think it were not night. MILLER, TEDDIE,-Ma, may I be a dude? I SKINNER, J. G. M. N. U.,-He draweth out the thread of his verbos- ' ity finerthan the staple of his argu- ment. my MISS I-IoEL,-And as the bright sun glorihes the sky, ' 1 in I So is her face illumin'd with her eye. S I WATSON,-Implacable cutting was his crime, b And grevious hath the expiation been. . FRANKLIN,-Silence is only commendable A - In a neat'S tongue dried, and a maid not vendible. HAMILTON,-SmOthCT7dI in errors, feeble, shallow, weak. . POWELL,-YOL1 starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's tongue, you Stock fish, you tailor's yard, you Sheath. . OSTER,-I think the devil will not have me damned lest the oil that isiinme should set hell on fire. I S 4 BEACH, S. I-I.,+Rejoice, O young man, in thy youth. CUNNINGHAM,-Looks as if his soul had wiped out the last remnant of his body and was using the shadow for a Walking stick. KILBOURNE, CHAS., Ir.,-A chip of the old block. KENNEDY,-I Want to be tough. i.iq Prof. Lord to E. M. Seniors.: Boys, if it don't come out right, cuss it, it will help you, ' don't yer know! ' . . . ...--1-1 ' Prexy to Morrey, on High Street, after the Contest: HOW do YOB do, judge Pugh, how are you? Oh, I beg YOUT Pafd0nv a mlstake' 131' l 'll 4 7 lu I r' ,,,l I ,l il l il .,l, '- ll 'l fill -'!l, ll, ell, . 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III III ,I 1,1 I 511 III: Vs. 1, IIiiI, gl 1111 J1. 11111. 1-II In V5.1 - I IL ' el ' ,,., .1 , 1 11 , nw elf ii11 . 1221 11311 1111 211' I1. 1.751 M21 1311 IIJIJ I riyfz iii, -iff- 1 I I 1 713 2121 1 I fg .1 v A. I .1 V I ' 1 I I' I ,Y II I I A T . n 1 Il I ll 1 ' I 1 - I 1 --1' I ff 1 , f. I os: Xi' L1 .. A :gl Q. F, - , Q Pg? - XL, IQ... The east end of our magnifi- . cent drill hall. For a view of A composite photograph of the main drill hall, see the pic- the Kershaw tW1U5 Hlld Irve ture of the basement gang. Dllllgall- . Prof. Norton to Class in Crganic Chemistry. H That is the way it was done in Hoster's Brewery two years ago. I haven't been there since. Class smile and knowingly Wink. K. 1 . Prof. Bohannan to boys in Short' Mining Surveying: Let nie look through the telescope. How clear! Say, Prof. Sperr, why are there so many notches on the horizontal' cross hair P Prof., S.: That was a barbed wire fence you Were looking at. ' I32 ' .Aunty Glass Spirit Society. opprcsrgsg I PREXY, - . Presz2z'm!. LAZENBY, . Lecturer. NORTON, , . I Cmnk, BUNKER HILL, , famfw, mlamerarzs. I , Meek, Miller, Grimsby, Haner, Doney, Mills, Ohl, Patterson, Surface, Thompson, Wood, Bill Beatty, Eis, Gould, Leete, I. M. Martin, Streit, Larey, White, Baker, Hines, Powell, Strong, Wine- gar Wendt, Fatty Mason, Denbow, McNaull, McCracken and Grove. FREE TRADE CLUB, EXAMINATION DAYS. eMembers: Chessel, Cook, Evans, W., Haner, Nesbitt, Raudabaugh, Schaeffer, Wood, lT,,K., Taylor, Dawes, Claypoole, Mason. I , lil , I f - Ma, do you-know the'-joke on Dungan? 1 No, johnny, ,What is it? H Ma, Sigerfoos chased him a mile one-knight thinking he was the physiological skeleton on its way back to Its, grayef' ' , iii- I I ' Abgut the end of April, Prof. Kellicot satin his II? IIIIIIIIIIII I - IIIIIIIIII Illln I ' N H 1 Ilia' I4 In II ' if I I , If E N If I I 1- In fa .II I ,I laboratory, feet in the WindOW, Whistling H '- - I V I ' 5, l ,A I. p get your hair cut. I ,I I I ' IIE ' 133 4, If I.II.II1 I. I I I II .,I, I I I I IW I., I-I II .3, 1,1 II, I If III ,, LI .IJ If ,I JI JI Til In I I I . If , I f ,lj .I II' I I ' I I-Ii I II I , , 'fl . I I I-Ii III-1?' II :II I I II 'I If IIII3 IIII A ..,, ,I I I'.I 'I. I It 'VII I II II ,I ri III III-I .,, JI-II: , I I. I IIIIY LII II I IE, .,, IIIM I! Val, 'II- III Ii' QI.. I . I QII If ,II .I, 5,5 II II .III 11'f,1I IEII IIYIIII - I IM II1' II I,, ' I . Vu, I r I IIIWI is Il , .W-.I .,,., ,., 'wt H5 ,IQ I I :il Good Things from The Irflntefn- Mershon has had his hair, cut- The Geneva Cabinez' is above the average. The local department is especially strong. ' The next edition of The Lantern will be issued on the second Friday of next term. A The chump, who takes subscribers' papers from the desk, but does not subscribe himself. has appeared again. A The latest Freshman scheme is to dress Charlie Kershaw up as a girl and- turn him over to the protectionof the young ladies. The following editors have been elected for the lVlAK1oi Bennett, for Phi Gamma Delta, I-Iubbard, for Phi Kappa Psi, Roy, for Sigma. Chi, Morrison, for Phi Delta Theta, Kirker, for Chi Phi, and Floto for Beta Theta Pi. Indications point to a good book this year. Sixteen professors and assistants were in attendance at chapel on last Tuesday. In consequence about half the seniors were absent. It was remarked that the senior rows were much better looking than usual. Come again. O. S. U. boys never sit when ladies or elders would have to stand. I V The following imperishable truths emanate from the soul of the Sage of Stone Lick: A woman's heart is an instrument of a thousand strings. Let him beware who plays thereon. The thoughts of the student are so far above those of the common herd that he can not afford to associate with them. Oa'z'prqfananz welgas ez' areeo. i In reviewing the Ailanize for the last issue of T he Lantern, H The Magazine Cutter was unable to find time to read, and so passed over one of the best of its contents, Charles Dudley Warner's article on Simplicity A more charming little essay could not well be imagined, and in style it serves as an illustration of the author's point. The matter of simplicity, then, he says, H comes into liter- ary style, into building, into dress, into' life, individualized always by on.e's personality. In each we aim at .the expression of the best that 1S 1n us, not at imitation or ostentationf' iii. , 134 . 4 5 nf , 1.1 t . , 1 .J A5 -4 GNH4 'A TKQIQ il - il J CP Qvz' ' Q X CDD 1 0 rdf ,fl ' nf dx ff A T l -I K ix- 95 I 0 0 wi r n- ll i iR af fl T l ta , 1 A akin uk Q KX . ' 7 i Wa t f He who would use a pony wise Shut up his mouth and keep open his eyes. IT IS THE PROPER CAPER To caper when Knight comes out of chapel. To pay the girls' fare in the car. To carry the girls over the gut- ter full of H2 O. To beef Prexy. L . IT IS NoT THE PROPER CAPER To chew gum in the cars, it makes other people envious. To pick your teeth with a fork. To pony. You're a liar! T To precede the ladies, unless you Wear a long-tail coat. l ,..1ill.-i- YOUMANS-Pretty as a red wagon. 1 il. - Although Horton looks like a dude he has spent many Pl dal' at workin the coal mines of Southern Ohio. Dick's,' ancestors were Poles-jsome say tadpoles and others telegraph poles. We think the 4' others have 1t. . I Mil. l l .51-, i ig 'r i 'F i If I ,l lu li ,il All ,. 'Ii gi fl lla Q? Ii :li ey 'IP l I Wi il 'I l 1 il iz i as 'I . gil li i. ' ill! ill, H, FT lf' - 1' ll , iw, 5. E. ru '. . ri, ': ,. Q I i , l I l J 4 l 9 i . I e 4 3 l 1 l ii I Ii 5 i i 1 . Y , l E i I 1 i 1 l l l gl l v i l 1 4 1 gi ll l ,f if V I 1 si I 4 5 i, ,1 E 1 13 N , I ,ZX Ijist of Authorities. CONSULTATION FREE. Cha nel Cutting -' - SENIOR CLASS' - 1 7 . GUERIN. Drill Excuses, Speeding, U DAWES. Umpirin g, . C . CLARKE. Conduct in Library, ' MILLS' College Girls, .. 1 T BURNS' Beating Conductors, - WEBER' Bluffing Kilbourne, - COPE- Politics, . . . MR- KELLEY- Anything under the sun, . . . PATCHELL- O The Jassack Qlub. CALIAS KICKERS.D NEWTON, . ' Kicks on club board. HALL, , . . . Kicks on Prexy. LAUGHLIN, . . - . . Kicks on, and on. HATCHER, . ,Kicks on fifteen hoursfwork. . , . .Kicks on drill. WOOD, . F. C. BLOOM, . , .. . Kicks Blunt's pants. ,li ,lt is reported, that John Grant Mitchell, Ir., is 'a near relative of Mitchell the prize fighter.. I E V MESLOH,--As a senior he is a phenomenon-in grinning. As a Dutchman, a success-in appearance. As a teacher, unparalled-in his own estimation. Yea, in all things he is truly Wonderful. At the close of his earthly pilgrimage he, accompanied by that serene smile, will undoubtedlytbe' wafted in a chariot of Hame-like 'Elijah of old-to those regions beyond the stars, Where the Preps cease from scoffing and the weary are at rest. Already his Wings have begun to sprout, but as yet they appear as elongations of his ears, making him look extremely like a jackass. T ' 136 ,sf X U.. EM , X QI E-' 'ff Q Thef above buildings a r e the Dormitoe X -f ries of the Uni- versity. Here the industrious student. burnsthe midi night Oil. The rooms are extravagantly lilled by their ingenious inmates with decorations seldom found in home par- lors. At the ting ting of the bell around the festal board theygather like porkers to their meal. X-f if X-1,2 vi s STICKERS POR OUR COUNTRY TEACHERS TO DROP INTO THE INSTITUTE QUESTION Box. What is a Potential? How high can it rise? Who can beat Wadsworth playing Tennis? Can you explain the Nebular Hypothesis in full? Who discovered Ohm's Law? How often should a teacher under twenty-one get his hair cut? What is the proper interpretation of the proverb, Never Trump your Partner's Ace ? G What is the rule for finding the Maximum Sphere that C2111 be gotten out of a Cone? ' How do you cure malaria? How do you teach arithmatic ? . . , 1 7 --I - HOW old is H3,ff1SOll7S mother-m-law, and Llevelfmd 5 fathel In law? 137 ? U i li il I l 4 1 ..,?-....-,. Q, ?i if I P I l ii J 1 l I F i V V '4 .! W, l A My H1 li l il I ll li is U ll. ii ' ntmi-, ,, . Y-------m Paid 'hocals from lI'1T2 Irflflileffl-'i Hazeltine was reinstated Friday, March I. C25 Cents-l Capt. Potter is going to leave college in the near future. Q50 cents.l J. Burns played in the State Chess Tournament at Cincinnati last Week. ' l5O Centsi Mr.. Weed of the Experiment Station is teaching a class in Ento- mology this term. A 'l5l51-OO-l Hall bearsthe distinctionof having the best moustache of any member of '89. i V f C52-00-l Capt. Griffin presented Private Kilbourne with an elegant medal, as a prize for excellent drilling. A f75 Cents-l Feicht, Bennett, Bloom, High, Menough, Patchell, Thompson ' l' s. and Watson are cultivating hirsute appendages on their upper ip It looks like an epidemic. v fro cents ap1ece.j Captain Griffin was agreeably surprised, in fact almost overcome, b being f'Sczbered last Thursday. The boys of the Battery sub- Y scribed among themselves-, and bought an elegant saber, which was duly inscribed and presented. The Captain was takentwholly by sur- prise, but managedto express his thanks in a few heartfelt Words. We like to see this, for-surely if any one in- connection with the Bat- talion deservesa gift like this, none are more Worthy than Capt. Griffin. fS4,0Q,, V All will be glad to know that Kappa Kappa Gamma will have an editor on the MAKIO this year. Some were of the opinion that they had better lea.ve that publication to the men of the college, but for- tunately none such were K. K. G's. V There may have been a time when the World was so bad that it was best for purity to be confined in convent and cloister, but happily thatptime is past. - To 'raise the standard of the college. annual is the opportunity of the new comer, and it is encouraging that she has-the nerve to lay aside scorn, foolish sentimentality, and go to work with mop and suds to scour up some of the soiled spots. 455.001, 138 Help Wanted. To become civilized.-CONEY. To raise a l11OLlStZlCl1C.--CERIMSLEY. To win a game of ball.-BALL TEAM. To keep the flies OlTl1lC.-LLEWELLYN. In mechanical lab.--PROF. ROBINSON. To get into a frat.-GODDARD, DUNGAN, SMITH 8z Co, To assist 111 whipping a street car CO1ldLlCtOf.-MARTIN. To protect me from Second Prep German Class.-BECKIE. To get a position in a drug store that runs a soda fountaiiif-H SMILIE JONES. - Makio better List. Letters rernaining uncalled for in the MAKIO counting room june ISt. Persons calling for the same will please sayadvertised. Pete, Horse Doctor, W. W. B. 792, Speeder, Lieut G., Ashta- bula, Steward, South Dorm, Orange Stripes, J. F. B., Mike, Secre- tary, Giddy, Ready, Wheel, Mattie, Maggie, Allie, Lizzie, Edith, Bert, Julius the Divine, Renniks, Waddy. Ill' X ' 2 ,l -- N ll 'Ll ll 5 - l Hl4frroc'q Mliloll lil A It ' - l .il E iY'.ljj'lNNlwX , NT ? ,I k tyglllqi -i.,,,, I wmdu M79 P K G ill? l., 1? 4 fi fl I rsr' gym Cllzlvllllllli,llllllllllg'fillllfb I ,.f J XJJ 7' ' Ill'-gflli I--llillt. ' ll , I ' fl' -L K... f L.. ' ' N-5 g' - 7f c.tGK,B:l , ' ,H ....-.-... --'uw ,.....-.-,-g- E Wi-' THE BASEMENT GANG. 139 vii . I , . :i.,' I , I .il I. 4 1,1 gi .I . -: -I,I .Iy- I. ,. . CH'I'HI.kOGUE'S DIST OF HLXUCDNI. 1889. q I d 'll Col. Wiener-wurst vender. B. SC., Bismarck, Dak. Auctioneer. V M. CRAIG, B. Sc., New York. Man milliner. ' '8 MAKIO ads. J. FLOTO, E. M., Columbus, O. Collecting 9 '- K . t'Kentucky evangelist. T nn. Temperance lecturer. a. Indian in Pawnee Bill's Wild ,I2gV.: ' 5 if ly , li Enom TI-IH 1894 J' il G. BLOOM, C. E., Lea vi e, J. A. BOWNOCKER, till l C. E. GAINS, B. P-H., Hood s Run, y A. D. GARBER, B. PH., Memphis, e il? If. Ia. GREGG, Is. PH., oigiahom lg I f I., , ,,-.:,,. .. ...Ra l ' I I I Q , l I lima Tyl ,. .I l l -if' I' I l I lil: I el, I r V 1 ll' ,il .la yy if- ' Q, I ii I lv' I I 3 Q I ' 1 Vi z ' 5 Qi i I A ii .i t iii: i i. li 1 l I l 5 .. i f l ii! ! .gl I ' l. i f l it A p l if fil l lli '-I li : Il i. ll! 'i 4' l ill- 'I lip 'il I Q3 Trl: .ii is Q.: 5 . ii ll I I -3 is ,Ii iii gi!! 51 li il if West Combination. ' . T. L. GRIFFIN, B. Sc., Boston, Mass Ballet Girl in Black Crook Spectacular Combination. , . Louis, Mo. Sells hoky-poky. H. R. HALL, E. M., Mostville, Wis. Printer's devil on anarchist paper. , H. P. HoRToN, B. PH. Shanty-boat rag and iron merchant on Ohioriver. Headquarters, Crown Point, O. H. L. KIRKER, B. Sc., Columbus, O.- Collecting'89 MAKIO ads. W. W. MEEK, B. PH., Alum Creek, O. Second Clown in Mil- ler, Stowe and Freeman's Ten Cent Circus. , C. W. MESLOH, B. A., Cincinnati, O. Beer jerker in Atlantic H. HAGLER, B. Sc , St Garden on Vine. p q H. F. MILLER, M. E. I Ham actor in. Mabel Basterdes Stock Co. Headquarters at Madison Square, New York. I H. S. NEW1'ON, B. Sc., Shadesville, O. Confidence man and bunko steerer. A N. GZIAS, B. Sc., Toughville. Chief of Police. O W. PATCHELIL, B. PH., Omaha City, Neb. Bootblack. A B. RICKEY, B. PH., Lancaster, O. Home missionary. C P. SIGERFOOS, B. Sc. San Francisco, Cal. Scavenger. e Prof. Lord to E. M. Seniors: Your beastly practical applica- tion got me muddled on my mathematics, don't yer know. 140 I. cl 5 lv Y 'l 4 Inq :N ht! l.....J UG Remarkable event at North Dormitory. Silence in Room 44, fourth floor, head of the stairs, south Wing. Both occupants at home and at study ! For Sale-Miscellaneous. DAWES,-Gun and uniform. PROF. WELSH,-Chickens, spring. PATCHELL,--Third rate tennis racket. M. 1. BRoWN1NG,-Ivory poker chips. NAT. LoRD,-Battered safety wheel. C. P. SIGERFOOS,-iIOl3 lots of yellow dogs. BABY WEBER,-Rattle, top, marbles, bat, teething-rings, drum. FRANK Woon, IONES, GALE, WENDT, DAWES, ELLIS, Base ball pools on all the games. - A f A ' 1414 HUBBARD,- --M WT 5 ,fl 12, 4 I lp I5 l 1 5 The ,Anti-Hair' Society. ORTXON, EGGERS, LORD, PREXY- Perfsonals. BROWN EYES meet me at the spring after French. FRANK. LADY correspondent wanted. C. L. CAYLOR, O. S. U., Columbus. dd W H CLARKE Big Dorm. . LADY acquaintance wanted. A ress, . . , MARINDA, of the Irving House. Sunday at Boat Park. Sure. Guss. INFORMATION wanted of W. C. Kendig, last seen at Neil House. FRED. OHL, O. S. U., Columbus. ' A WILL the second prep young lady with green ribbon, who nodded to a Short Ag on car 16 allow the same to call? HAY SEED. ' WILL lady who noticed stout gent in light suit at corner Long and Third, meet same at Eichc-:nlaub's this evening. FATTY M. WILL the two blonde ladies who ilirted with gents in carriage near University woods, allow the same to call next Saturday at 8? . BAss VOICE, O. S. U. Ball Team. Met you at the Sulphur Spring the day you played in Delaware. Will wear a red rose at the Grand, Saturday night. RED RosE. .-. - R, if 5111.-Rs. . 'fit-fini' ,cf r -fu!! ga . A Aaf - 4 - -Q vi 'p :Q ' -kai ' ,E gi I W 55 eb. 1,-ifDeIf.ei Hs:f:f:e rece,-wifi: 1. ' A cheap way would be to take a sleeper on the Green Line, but you would not get there as soon. lGuide Bookil. A ' I42 A pnarws sonrnoouv. Two Pi R or not 2 ll r -that is the question! Or rather that is one of them. Whether 'tis bolder to pony and pass Or continue this guessing, ' And,.by guessing, Hunk To fail-to flunk- No more I and, by a Hunk, go home, saw wood, And eternally rusticating thus avoid Trig, conics, calculus, mechanics, Hydraulics, thermodynamics, prime movers, mill work- The one hundred and forty-five exams- , The headaches, the thousand natural shocks-Bobby's lectures which A mechanical engineer is heir to- Rats- As Ham says, 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. To flunk 234 :F PF fThe bell rings and he Hunks with meritj The world is anxiously awaiting an' original production by Prof. Welsh. 8 .l - PHYSICS CLASS.-M311 from Massachusetts, fspeaking of persons comparing colorsj- Woman is more trained to making matches than man. .ll-1 Prof. Kellicott and Pomerene.-Pom.: Darn it! Oh, excuse me, Professor. Prof. K.: 4' Certainly, I sometimes swear horribly, too : I said by Me hob smuz' yesterday. l , . W A Y VVEDNESDAY, Dec. 18, 1888. N I-In Tired out with-his-Hunks, X ,X X- Goes home with his trunks. 1'-wemlll .. im' . Q X y I 143 ill ,Q 1 , fi: 1: iw. i ii it L ii . l. 4, I 1. - iz 3 ,Q . . .9 ii ,. In s ! .E-' i I la' wi ii t. 1. it ii R if 5 ' 'i th? . 1 'i gi za gl 1 r i 1 y 1: 'i 1 H: v .l . ll. if ?Q is I1 , I? El . 'I' 4. ,., . T Ml. if T with T sei i I . ii :Lit lit Ig Iii ae' 5 lt .!l EVE , iiiiti iii SQL ei, it ili- lif. 321 ifgi ta, I an :Vi ft E? is li iii EE ii H3 ,ill ati! 42 M I l thi tw ss. ng iw 1 I. U, P E Hifi 313 VI Y J i A 4 4 ii. ,l E Ni T 'W' KJ? . swf t 1 fmvi ' , J R 451 ii t Y A SS -fi., 74.55 - l HIQTB-gdiictlzli IQTEN r T 4 I l There is a man in our school Who is so wondrous smart, He eats up essays by the cord- Writes text books by the cart. And when you hand your essay in Remember not to droop, For don't you see that man of sin Will put you in fize soup. 1 x-ri,i... li- Now there is Horton, so tall, slim and slick, He's English, you know, quite English, you know, But he was born in America, and,z'haZ7s what hurts, Because he's English, quite English, you know. l' ' Though he walks and talks with Americans, yer know, A He zlv English, you know, quite English yer know, ' v But he wore green on St. Patrick's morn, Q That's Irish, not English, you know. But he makes one 'orrible error, this English dude, yer know, ll He parts his hair down the middle of his headf yi' Q And says that's English, quite English, you know, But it ain't! No, it ain'tl Its African! D--n African! you know.. l l 1 Knights of Labor-fThose preceding exams. A Cog-nomen-Gear teeth. . Rebutted-Military pants. ,jig The Ship that Never Came-Corporalship. P Parodies regained-Those returned by the MAKIO Board. Q Paradox-Drs. Detmers and Bennettwt ,L il' I Guide right-Qur ball team when guyed on its playing. ll 1 l 9 Spring goods-Bustles. A ,.g iw ffl ,, ,,x ,il lil. V ul- .-l -li The Little Tycoon-jack Kuhn. f ,li- . , D Freshman Parliamentary Law-Sixty seconds make the minutes. Gets there on his lung. R. K. Beach. Q is Science of tautology-Thermodynamics. - . -144 : we .li Tl! ta -X 1 , I 2 lfi 5 'l'Picture Gallery. X F I 1 A531 1 1 Q I X44 W0 11! X 11 A155111 viii! A 1 . ,,f,8s- 'x . I 1 ? wg MQ1.. 11i1111.1 1 1 xg-g Wf 2931! 1 zxo X 1, , A Vg? 2915! Qld Friends with Haw Faces 1 Look lzoyfo, upon Mis pz'oz'mfo,'ami on z'hz's. T45 ,111 111 1111 111: 1 YI. ,VI 111 11 1. 1 1. 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 1' 1 11 1 P1 .. 111 1 5 . i . I. 1 V 11 1 1 1 51 11 11 1 11 i. 1. 11 15. 11' 13- 1 11 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 11' 1 1 . 1 11 11, 4. ?'1 51 . 1 1 1 11. '. r. 1 1 1'1 I 1 1. P1 1 1 1 , 1 1 1 1 11 11 1 1 1 11 1 5, 1 1 dvig. 11. 1 1. 1'1 L 1 1 1 .nh-,v ,-.,....-. ,ur ,.- ., 1:9-1:-, ' 19. fy t li , 2 -- C 9? 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THOArAs BENNETT doing his great extra drill act, The smile is perfect. 3 BILLY BROWN on his way heme from down tOW1i. . , v .... , ,M K, , , 7, , 5, F i T35 it Q 3 tax, ,, i ffl-if 53' tlshdiis '30 in is R f ,i is is i if E X, kg V fe ,,,2 L N V2 f' - M fs it A -.fs jfifyl X' YQ l Ii 2 fi Kiflsfji ' if 31 3 gjfzflgsfilif Cx if ' limi fi si fs, g J 5 511+ Q26 Uffis M3 fi 3 Q wseyfsk W ii mg 'ffkfi !,,,fLe? 1 i S X-I ix if 'E I 1 x'ifj5QPiii 3 4 A if-mf Vgggf? .,. '2W w-fi X X LW X ' ,A dig? i V i 3 jigs-Eisrqfxgfiu , 125. ylyi iiggfi ENE t Y Mssffiiiiif it iw i is Mi . ii i ii if M v' R i A e-eff t, gf i 1 ITT- xi f 3.11 ' L h -ff , f-- L, we fs t if E11 i iixrg,-, 5 iv i li 5-Qi Tsfi I i 'iii CIN Witjsf- ifjiii NJ i if ,sf - f W fi: 1 st ' 1 if-jf 23 I i I i-ii im Nm his Iliff ii 'iii g i like Ji! Lisribi iii fi f s it it if fmtf we L A K .L+ 57 Y 1 7. X I I --N .- J! 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IDEACH and LAUGHLIN discvzfsszfzo Prexyq bfi,-XCH s fsworiize gestm'2g1, A Prep and hisnpony, I H .1 ++- -- '----Q--- rv..- , nvlAKlo ALIVIANACIE8 9 R eYfOfCr W a ti? Xac' H! lx 7 I X 'Commun N X Nmnuno 0 sg ' 9 Q s 6 'WST '5 if gg f ' Q. I ' - - 4 If V--V my R ., ' BRAIY. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS, For Imitation is the Siflceresz' Flafz'ery. E Manufactured for nine months in the year, by the Faculty of the O. SQU., at the expense of the State. E COPYWRITED IN IVIAY, 1889. ALL :RIG-ETS RESERVED- HEAQAT SPESIETSOF CE 153. V' ,'4 li le? 1 vu 4 ,i 5 JB. 'i gif' , l Vi? l 'ill I ..,, I ,l , 1-.5 A Qlf E Tw iii? i llgl: , i'.lf '. l:Qf Ulm: I all Yi 1.111 1,54 l Mi l Hw lriil i Zigi 1 llrii' Irizli iii R ali? itil-Q ii, 'f gf f I 4 i 5 L ., ,r 4 1 1 4 i 1 Q it if il l 1 'lilli ra i 1 Z my, J 1 4 1 5 WSW WV :ii sflf ., ia. 5 . ' 1 Z ii Q T fi r? 92 ii 'I if I I ll l li ll X - .! ' P ' tf gg i l r -uf K 'T H ,Iii : :ill I ' Vlllllf-,-V' T iiiiii' FALL. WINTER. SPRING. Here shall, he sae, gross f00!s as he. It is only with viewto a better understanding of what is to follow that we preface this. work. A The affair is not a funny joke, neither is it a tale of sorrowful'sadn.ess, nor would itbe called a go betweenf' but is somewhat 'of' the nature of man's'inouth, a complex Qwjhole, a sort of synthesis, of private diary, twice-told tales, chestnuts, ini- aginations, hallucinations, and foreign nations.-f.fStanding jokes have been allowed to remain standingguntil next year, and after gazing into the unknown depths of indefinite infinity, metaphorically speaking, the Board has decidedthat' something similar' to breakfast hash, both as to conipositionfnand ingredients, should appear fori our boarding house patrons. This Awasdone to relievethe' richlluxury of the other parts of the book, and toetease the -Seniors and 'those outsiders known to look down stale hurnorisins, it - I T Q ' .' i :., , 'X :Q i K. s. E. , JUST NOTICE THEIR HANDS IN CHAPEL. 1 sapriamlaag. New student's first encounter with our Prexv. ' i Q, S, U. exhibit at the Centennial unsurpassed. Brinker in I Courtwright initiated by the Knights of the Iron Hand Prof. G. W. Knight is mistaken for a dude.student.i 'i Hurrah for Harrison!-What's the matter with Cleveland? di 1 J Fraternity hold their National Convention in the city. U A Girls want to know if Prof. Eggers is such a Hspeederf' i Tuttle has gone and Kellicott appears with razor and fishknife. ' charge.. 1 Q Brain Extracted in Freshman Chemistry. Prof. No4R'1'oN: Now, little fellows, I don't allow whispering up there in the back seats. Iwwill oil the staircase with the digestive economy of the hrst man I catch whispering. fQClass feel theiridig. econ.j This barrel in my hand contains cata+--you reid-headed kid next to Kershaw-you whispering? R: H.-UNO, sir. U iWell, this barrel on the outside contains catalysis, but since Fire, it is beer on the inside for the German Club-formulaof soft soap7andtm'olasses. Gee whiz! my head aches. Ch, dear! may tell youa lie or two this A. M. Last time we were on the sassafras group, I believe. Well, if a setting hen doesnlt wear a chest protector she will very likely die of exces- sive ventilation. The formula for that will be found in Kellicott's whiskers. Ch, yes, forgot Keffie's experiments. Keffer! Qcalls in loud voicej OH, FREDDIE! Come in, now-the girls shan't3look at you. QEnter Fritz with embarassment under his coat tail,.stum- bles into the tank, tries to get out, and, after finishing his bath with towel and soap, before the class, Prof. saysl ff the reaction which you have just seen is due to Lazenby's law of 'Turn about is Fair Play? Keffer is nobody's fool, so don't monkey with him. Now, after you have all taken a juicy smell of Wood's latest, you may run to your prayers. SOME editors may do wrong, Some editors may be bright, But the MAKIO Board can sing the song Whatever We do, We do write. GAINS is so bright that Prexy has to 109k at him through a smoked glass. WHY is the University campuslike a overnment bond? Because it has a- 3 Covpfolil- A I . y , THERE are one 'feeding like forty.- Dorm, I - ' - THE. BRAVE GERMAN CLUB. Dr. DETMERS, Patriarch. , ' . Prof. EGGERS, Chief Kaiser- , A Prof. WEBER, Prince of Hambulfg' BARON voN NIEUVAI-INER, Field Marshal. - I A uf HANS SCHUELLER,iVI.1.1S1Cla11. V : Fgrrzv MESLOH, Pledgedf ., g -. iDUNoAuQ-There cameahby an angela withlongah-2111 ' ' ' A 95125455 Advent of F. I K. Wood not fully appreciated, as yet. Seniors and upper classmen appear-4oo students enrolled. A di Fraternity hold reunion and banquet at Grand Central Hotel.. Lfl7ZfE7'7Z appears. Prexy's apples taste good. .First mid-term surprise. The Republicans of the University organize simply to elect Harrison. The Nu chapter of If If I' frat established, October 12. X Q picnic. Y. M C. A. social at Pres. Scott'se- sparkling plugs. New dynamo. Hurrah for Cleveland! What's the matter with Harrison? in ' e gtg , ,:- ::n O . . . u.:,afl,i--' , , . lr: '-ff' . f ul- r f-'fb'-wt-af Az, 55' 1 I 'ig -5451, 5,iZn1uui.,4 lllllllllllllmih ff -' ,qi-' ..-:gg . wllllllll. Q , W' ,-- 1 -r' I V yafm' l. - L I ' , I: -at if og-. llulmnmiimrlaaixzlllmllm eg V . 5, N - l me I llllllllll fq, . E' in ' - 'sf' ' 5 5' c . J P j Z3 N O l' Q 55 tb 0 0 'P ' I 1 - ' I -ELG-5 'ulliflf U i mv-- -ts tflillll f. 0 I-IH its I ll ' -. ' . I -. 0 t 1- t .sl a f s Extraction in Geology. Prof. Ortonslips into his recitation room, and in a deep, low, gutteral voice takes off his coat and vest. ' From his pistol pocket he releases a large boulder, the size of Bownocker's head, depositing it upon the table with a resonant swish and the exclamation, f'Senior kids! that's a rock?-Meek, if I see you smile again I shall call you a liar. Hagler, take your feet off the arms of Miss Garber's chair. CPause.p H If you boys on the back row don't stop smoking in class I shall refer you to Prof. Brown for rude discipline. Now, this is a rock--Newton, you seem to think I am lying-don't you P--VVell, in this hand hold a bottle of dynamite tyelling and screeching from the girls and Gains crawls into the steam pipesj. tFootlights.l THE following wonderful inscription was found on the walls of the Ladies' Waiting Room tcopied ff verbatim nl: H Things borrowed for Charlie Ker- shaw tthe young ladies were desirous of seeing Charlie in feminine dressl: Louise Merrill, . . Red blouse Sadie O'Kane, - - Plaid skirt Mabel Basterdes, . . Ruffle Alice Moodie, . Tam O'Shanter Mana Needles, . . I-Iandkerchief Minnie Blakiston, . I . ' Hose' Shoes and bu,-tle wanting. The young ladies had a meeting and a committee of one was appointed to capture the victimg but at last report he is still at large. THE red-headed girl has a white horse, And the red-headed boy a white mare 3 But the classical student, if he be pru- dent, Has either a horse or mefyr, A SUDDEN thought strikes me-let us A. swear an eternal friendship.- Knight to Welsh, y lslovamlaan. GUNS,-Decline of Literary Societies recognized in one breath ,Political campaign to Springfield. Hurrah for Harrison .H-Q75 31.11-ight Cha nel cutters warned. Prof. Kni ht smoked II ' A Clark broke leg playing ball. Welsii wrote anothfr cfigdkittesi Bgys appear in pants with re.d and yellgw Stripes. . julia Ward Howe lectures for Browning. Lord's hair combed Prexy gives Dorms turkeys and is H caned therefor fsee cuty. MAICIOA Board elected-H Indications point to a good book? -Lnnfgyyg Extnac-:tion in Botany. After the presidential election. Prof rushes into the lecture room 5 min. late, damp with animal dew occasioned by a defeat at tennis. While walking to the platform, with racket in hand, he begins, stut- tering between breaths : 'f Shizomycetes, but the diatoms of that ectoplasmic cuprammonia, if soaked in a haematoxylin solution of in- sectivorous liverworts,will bring forth the most lacticiferous, gasteromy- cetic, nyctitropic, libro-vascular system of mushrooms ever deduced since the metabolism of the medulla oblongata. Now the germination of the epidermal inflorescence of the microscope shows this plainly in the nucleus of the eye-glass. .Yet in order to understand the volatile organography of the saccharomycatic bug let me inform you that the U. S. is the most saccharine nation known. 5o lbs. per capita will scarcely suffice, as yearly allowance. Furthermore, to fully compre- hend the philotaxy of the primordial utricle y u must know that we have just passed a crisis. Gen. Harrison was a college graduate and I may say for the encouragement of the girls present, his wife was also a college graduate. So don't despair Q61 refem 56 minj. We Wlll HOW study Botany. CProf. distributes twigs picked from back fence for dissection -bell ringsj Those essays, now due for three months, must be in before graduation. GOLDEN WORDS. Be humble -Capt, Griffin. Don't Smoke -Prof. Smith. Don't deceive --Iunior Girls. 'f Love your college -State Legisla- ture Take off your hat -Prof, Norton. Beware of white mice -Beach. - Read the MAKIOH-W. H. Scott.. DO good with your money -Gains. Don't marry until you can support a wife --Lazenby. 5 A kiss is worth a 1,000 kicks. - F. Gale. I 4' He that in the World would rise, Read the MAKIO and advertise. -MAKIO Board. THERE'S nary a Frat DOY-, Who wouldn't sing with JOY, H Oh ! how welove bananas H And ,the Kappa Kappa Gammas. WHY is Miss Basterd es like a mouse? Because one harms the cheese and the other charms the l'lC,5v li pa Wg' all '42 li? . Sly Ji.. . if: ,., bw' 'lil .,,, lg. ? 'as .11 V I5 il is iii ,I . 'N iz if l ull, it 5.2 .ll 4 1 i i il' i. E i 2 fx 1 Ar: 1 ,, I. I . , N. E Q, ?lz4 95,1 :ly ijpu 18 'il Y lil., I 3 Q 15 4,. i J,-.1 .,. , 'rig tl Fl 21. fail Earl ,li we 'li ijt fx .inf , , 'l it 1 9 I .ii S '1 lx iii? ,i 4 ,il . gli, l ill lil iq, IDEGEIDBE-R. A THESIS-SGDIOIS notified-Pony training- v I - Health lectures+-Griffin receives sword from artillery boysy Kappas decide-to have an Editor on the .MAAKIOQ 3 - MAKIO Board after becoming acquainted, get to Qbusmess. f Examinations-caught ponyingin Chem. QSee.ipony1c1rcus , Less swearing practiced for appearance's sakexat :home ,:Xmas. I. . A Strayed from Dorm-cake of .butter-age 4 yrs.:-with long whiskers. Two: weeks's vacation+Welsh gets married,.+Eggers.does not. I Extzrfaetion in - Vetexxinary. Scene at the Q. S.. U. Sla-Q15 House, 4 A. M.-Bennett, the slugg er,fLavery, the cut-throat, Ellis, thepleg-restrainer, and Brier, the sponger, come stringing across the campus, half dressed, to ind Dr.. Detmers in company with pa jackass, so bony that itbhurts when belies down.. Brier immediately commencesshaving' its with his pen-knife. He forgets that ',,, the. jackass is alive until ,heh is forcibly knocked out of the box for ga ,home run. 4 Bennett, the slug! gerfwhalespiaway for a 3-bagger and 'beast is stunned. ' Lav., the cut-throat, then plies his trade and igonrevnsqluirts out alliover 'the 'nex- cited Detmers. tt Mein 'gracious,'.py cholly, byes, meppe I guess I vill vipe off my chin und bull down my fest ven I bin all over so mit' blud gesphilt. Dot overcomes mine dignitudeq Now, byes, klimet around dees' baste und I showed you diecomplex fwlhole, die mouth-see: We will split a hair .und ve kann dell vedder et vas' ina flooinza er starb mit. You see dees ferry pig- 'pone 'eundter die eye, vell dot vas ees eye toof, vich amid' oud mutch .action ferry pig ist. Vinally, die tayle+Unlik'e hoss. tayle, vich var used ferry mutchat barties und danzes-moosik man er .draw dem tayle 'crossidemlbowels of cat und make pooty' vine moosik+hop, pop, see'. . Breakfast bell and boysvanishg Noble-of the Dorm appears-Whispersnensue, bargain I-1 made-and Dorms have beef soup and 4' be.ef?':tea for dinner. SCENE IN COMP. ANAT, LAB. ' DRAMA T15 PERSONJE. i A D1ssEc'roR SUPERBUS KELLICOTT,, . , I. . I Grand Chloroformer. FABULQATOR ENORMOUS POMERENE, Chief Bottle VVashe1'. JUMBO HORRIFICUS NIEUVAHNER, ' ' ' Slugger Profundus. . Pomerene-alone. Enler Nzkzwalmer one hour Zaie-J ' Hello Speeder, is Whiskers: in P. i Pomerene- No, Eggers, he is -after another stiff. f- I .Enter Przfff' -Holy smut, Nieuvah- ner, where Were, youd all last Week? 7' Nzeuvafznef- I was sick. . Pomerene smiles, Professor looks tired, but continues: We 'will' take .for our ,subject to-day the lower ,ani- mals. Mr. Pomerene, what is the difference between, the rabbit 'and the horse P , Pomerena- ff Professor, I did. know, but I have forgottenf' H .V X Tabfeazi-Nieuvahneri V falls , pager- ,and Professor faints. , I 1 M , JHNUHRY. Griffin wore his plug hat, they say. MAKIO Board alive Oratorical contest, and a MAKIO editor wins. i Prof. Knight takes a trip down East-Favorable mention Greek Slave appears with barrenwaste of neck and Shoulders Carrie Pocock's birthday-no celebration, by request ' 'i Alcyone-Browning Combination. K'ershaw's cargo d'QZaf Lcmfewz appears with nothing. 2'Xbanl uet Ro .E Th i . . fl ' Debra! of the junior. Plug. Ah there! my size? Ritchcelyias Cuts Chapel' Extrvac-ztionlof Lxecatt1rfe'Six in Pneqmgties Class enters ten 'minutes late and allows mechanism class to es- cape. P1'Of- df0PSi l11fCO, deep thought, class compare notes. Prof. looks up, smiles rliiurriedly, ,takes sheetof notes to board, writes, H Flow Ofp,WCigl1f5 H U11-def iU1.,.CO.U5t4l3tS2,.iEquations , starts trainkof reductions, occasionally dropping an. explanatory remark , finally interrupted by iquestfionon substitution, .andugeneral request, to know what H010 of Yfllflfflfz iS, 2I11Yh0W5i l611gthy.,diagran1,qcrossaquestioned explanation follows,,then silence, class takes, noltesna .,A,.,second.slieet undergoes itsj annual inspection, another, raftfof formulas-,go down, Prof. says, 4' last equation, general, but after inspection and ai spirit,ed,interview vwithfqliiniself, strings down equation in fromiithirdi sheet. iAsAks'tor an- swerst to outstanding problem, averages them, anidiiasksfitVme'anis cor- rect tlaughterj. Digression on gas-fworks and original problems+free for all. discussion. Prof. tfsetsl' on every memberof class, silence follows, and Prof. thinks again, timenear-ly up., .Prof. .suddenly takes up another sheet of notes and in same lucid style commences f,',Adiabatic Flow in Tubes, new batch of equations go down, tails toihear bell ring, class gets restless for prayers, closing watch case fstartles the Prof. ,V he looks at the time, excuses class by usual formula : f5Time's up, class excused. -C' Time's up, U Nughf' .',' Nughfi again. ' MAXIMS FOR SENIORS. Do not take on airs nor act smarty Alec., , 3 , . J . Do not pervert the heart ofvlhy. room mate, if it is pure. 1, q .Do not make sport of, college girls. Do not ask Prexy fora smokef l Do not lie on the grass after dark., Do not sit in same chair with lady. Do not bathe thy feet in the spring. I And, above all, never write an 'ora- tlon on Napoleon. O. S. U. DETECTIVE AssocrATxoN. The work of this bureau is under the personal supervision of Mr. Geo. W. Knight, ably assisted by Clerk Haner. Satisfaction guaranteed. Address A . ' , W, H. Scoirr, Cityf To LIVE inhell, and heaven to be- hold, to 'welcome life, and die a living death, to sweat with heat and yet be freezing cold--Final exams. WQQD F. K.-There the antic sate 7 Mocking our state. .-1' .,.. i ,. .qi . i I . i ,,l l I 1 . 1, 5, win., .IL flip Eid!! mei !'EiI. lg .1 sl -.I 1 ,. 1!.!.: gl ill. il tiff ll li! lvl!! li ill !!'!'. ' il les! 11,1 IH' ii, lil NI: 1 111 -1 11' li . Q 1 I- i I iii I 'AL if if 1 ,1 l 1 Wi. 1lg . iilil il 1 :i1s' lf. M! fly! '.',',1 4.111! . l , 1 l 1. 1 1 1. '11 1 il L W, l . i 1 i 1 L A if ll li rd 1 L, 1 il ll f 1 ll 1 1 , 1 . 1 ll '1i'l1 f21!i'I.l 1: ,113 :J .V -!z iw! 1 'l'-7'f!tif E. 1-.1131 ffl! lf ,f's,.1: ' ' ,li-9 'wflilrlil .1 il .iillii ll' Q ll'i3 li, 1' li! Pj 4. 2, gi - Three Short Ag's enter the Library, and Chemical Lab burns three days later. I 1 h Patchell desires the girls banished from college-Sour grapes. Chemical Lab. burns Feb. 12. Great excitement, funny episodes. Profs. Norton, Lord, Thomas and Weber seek chapel for shelter. Washington has another birthday. Legislators banqueted. Grifhn wore his plug hat again. Inter-collegiate Contest. Knight scatters basement gang. Prexy pulls the string. QSee cutl The Dorm-where they have luxuries of the grocer kind. g f Hn Extrfac-:tion by Our Ltorrd. Prof. enters on Monday morning, from his safety ride, with a lachrymose expression, and after wiping a superfoetation of dirt from his noble brow and pantaloons begins his usual barb-wire conversa- tion with the lab boys. 'fWell-Here! Here! Here! Hey there, what are you doing Mitch? Mitch fscaredj, 4' Pm distilling iron. Prof. Well don't be quite so subsequent about it. Let me see that first. Now go ahead you little rascal. By the way, Mitch, what are the shows to-night.-Well, I believe l'll go.-Hie! look here! what are you doing with your socks on wrong side out? If Eggie and I are tough its no sign you should be. 4' Hall! what in the name of Bartholdi's dog are you trying to do? ,Can't you assay any gold out of that dust? Well, suppose you 'say a few swear- words and may be that will fetch 'em. W Prof then grabs Floto by the neck, with the exclamation, 'fCome over here, old boy, and fence with me awhile. fFencing proceeds with much din and noise, while Mitch and Hagler bet on the resultsj Chapel bell rings. Prof. slaps Viets in the mouth, after which they have an immortal fist iight, and during the fray both bleed at the knees. PREXY: Mr. Wood, can you tell us how ,many distinct objects a man can see at once? A F. K. W,-I should think it de- pended whether he was a one-eyed man or not. KERSHAW-Ah! yet doth beauty, like a dial hand, Steal from his figure and no pace perceived ? ' THEIR loving looks are murdering darts-College girls. WHY THE OYS HATE PREXY. Ist, 'From inherited tendencies, and on general principles. 2d, Because he always speaks to them, he doesn't smoke nor swear, he is a Methodist preacher, he is so polite and conscientious, he is the President, P NORTON ON His LAB- I have been there and still would go 'Tis like a little heaven there below. l'L A March hair was found in the Dorm butter, Legislature comes down with little cash for buildings Griffin wears his plug. Lazenby's funny lecture in cha gel Horton anniversary-Exams and Flunks. 1 i L6l7Zf6'7'7Z repeats the yarn that Harvard students read on Sunda S Beach almost asks the girls for a chew of tobacco. Y 0 Thomas and Norton play grab in State Treasury. fSee cutj MAKIO artist makes his first appearance. Vacation. i - Hn Extraction in Hgrfieultupg, So, so, so boss, so bossy, now hist, kzlvi, H1sT, you mother of beefsteak, or I'll bang your hair. H Lads, I have just given you the jejune formula for lactic extraction-now repeat. QClass loudlyj. Now while I am giving this calf a little more manilla you may feed your ponies on gum. But before we plow another furrow, will some one tell me the name of our most lactiferous animal ? A cow? Yes, that's a bright boy. Now what is a cow? Ans. U The cow gives milk. Prof. 4' So does the cream pitcher, my son, try again. Ans. 4' The cow has four legs. Prof. Am I sitting on a cow ? Ans. The cow has horns. Prof. f'Is the bull a cow? Ans. '4The cow has red hair. Prof. H Is johnny Cook a cow? Ans. 'fThe cow kicks. Prof. HIS Mr. Patchell a cow?:' Ans, The cow eats corn. Prof. Are the Dorm students cows? No, my dumplings, you will first have to see a cow. The Lab work for to-day will be as follows: Scrub pig pen, 1 hr., plow up Olentangy with reaper, 36 mins., curry the red rooster, 45 mins., read novels, 4hrs.5 sweep Kellicott's lawn, I hr., hoe Prexy's potatoes, 2 hrs., clean and wash my horse and buggy, 2 hrs. At night, go to the shows and raise cane generally? SOME OF THE THINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE OR HEAR. Prexy talk without making a break. Brown smoke cigars. Norton teach chemistry. Derby in a prize iight. Eggers talk English, d Knight smoke two cigarettes in one aY- . , Robinson do more college work, Bohannan calculate the difference between Scott and Eggers. 1 Given : Two bottles of beer and one box of cigars. Detmers walk a tight rope after he had been to a zweilagerbeerundein- pretzel verein. Keffer sit down on a tack. Kelley get more pay. V WHAT a blessing it would be if Profs would only administer chloroform to their classes before lecturing. Laughlin occasionally goes dOri?'iEtSi3xIva1i, to take in a codfish ball, HPRIIJ. Cole does a big day's work on All-Fools' Day-gets up early. MAKIO artist 1nakes second appearance. Interest 111 athletics. Electrical course a certainty. No' one allowed to enter. Welsh's hide in demand by five Oratorical enthusiasts. 4' Moike Queal is a foine Girish gintilman,'J says Sir Kelly. J T A not quite. dl If W, Nye and Riley. Arbor Day. O. S. U. tries to play ball. Horton wore green o11 St. Patrick's Day. Centennial Holiday. MAKIO sent delegate. Corner Club, d1tto. Extrfaetion from Prof. Brown. Class enters, air is blue+they are used to it, 'tis bluer around Prof's cl1air. QClass whispers, Is Prof here? j ro minutes elapse. Soon smoke begins. to settle on .a cash basis, like the MAKIO, in rich rolls, and Prof's head is seen to wobble in the twittering breeze. Be- fore relighting l1e remarks, Come on boys, if you have finished your stogies-tl1e formulas, you know. QBoys jump for the board.p ff Goddard, mix some common sense with the following: Given, a straight track, curved with a bullfrog angle, F, to locate the number of coffee grains a tramp will drink for breakfast. Burns, line out a curve on a n1ai11 track with a couple of salt water frogs F, F, and switch angle S, so as to dump the lirst load of wallyscags. Now, Kiesewetter, tonprevent getting 4' wetter, ,calculate difference be- tween engineer McCracken and Grove if a bottle of beer is given. For heaven's sake, Goddard that problem has been bawli11g forsome of your common sense this half hour. Now, Sherman, when we go out remember we are 11ot surveying the girls 11or the ball game, but the green grass growing all around, all around. Goddard, quit your cussing a11d pack those instruments along. Remember always to mix a little common 'sense in your drinks. '-5.. 1 PROF. EGGERS once went into the 'lg H I, rs H 'E E- F465 club and 'asked fora glass of beer, 3 n 11 2 L and then said, unconsciously, das 5522 - :Z2,::' w-Vx, E beer, des beeres, dem beere, das beer. 1:35,-5:-Zzfrfwh T-he waiter, who knew alittle German, Bigi.-rim .-:TZ-in Sid 1lp,thin.g 15' l?id- Isrgot prderdsoge , , eer. sal ro . F' es sai t e ?fSgDZtS3?Sgf31f1gfg9E?ff, waiter, H but you afterwards declined 2 1 . But when the basket's Opelled Whataconcentrated lie! , -I:'AZ.ENBY Says he will not marry o'KANE-ff She Hoats upon the river amlss If he memes as W1d0W-. ,Of Kids though ts, MISS WEAVER-A lass too true, U' ' ir mg A M. 'Q l ,W B1 M -C IDHYQ The Lrmfern comes out with the MAKIO advertisement 1 . Welsh raises chickens, invests S18 in eggs-result one old hen P The gravy tea of Grimsley excites the girls' appetites. ' i Bishop Newman's lecture, the finest of the course. ff Gen. Grant never aspired to anything beyonda C0116 A 77 MAKIO Editor rushed into chapel 'by Prexy, ' ge professor' Prof. Welsl1's biennial appearance at prayers, Alcyone anniversary. Prize drill--Sigerfoog Wing. Extracts from an English tccmposition. The subscribed excerpts are hereunto appended as specimens of a peculiar quality of brain extraction 5 valuable..from the fact that it grows only in one spot. For further ridicule of same, address BERTIE RICKEY. QSee License, Pg. III.j lPg. B41 U . BELLE CENTRE, O., june zo, 1889. Received from H. S. Mitchell, 3313. I7 for bets won on the tennis game I umpired. T 313.1-7. fPg. 8T.l H. C. LAUGHLIN. Mr. Bobbie H. Hassler presents his compliments to Miss Guerin and begs that he may be allowed to accompany her to the Metropolitan Friday evening, April. 26. 41 King Ave., Mar. 31. fPg. same.l - Miss Guerin rqbzkes to be able to acknowledge her acceptance of Mr. Bobbie H. Hassler's kind invitation for April 26. ' 16 West First Avenue. fPg. . iPg. same.l SOUTH END 5 30 '89. C2 1 , , , Miss M. B. -Will you go to the ball game with me Sunday? F. C. W. EAs'r END, 5, 31, '89, Mr. Frank C. W.-Yes, you bet, and with great pleasure. MARY B. nglish. A DONEY, C. G.- You can't blame him -- he's got all GIMCRACKS AT THE U. S. U. sorts ' Jim Wilgris. Derby's smile.. O' cur'ous notions, as Theufeller says, his odd come-shorts, Like smart men mostly has. PROFS want but little here below, The statement causes mirth 5 1 It might have been in earlier times, But now they want the earth. 4 Basement parlors. Eng..McCraCk111- Smith's attitudes. Lord's new hat. Detmer's lab. Gymnasium. The walk through the cow pasture. MISS MOSES should remember that what most frequently becomes a womall is a Zitfle girl. M' VVilliams like this book? GEN k' h A '- 't? A Wrrvis iss . A PrepE1gig.T.Y Spea mga W at is 1 Because Sheis agoodlookmglassl sums. MAKIO appears. Enormous sales. Great excitement. MAKIO in demand. MAKIO Eds. secure berths for Europe. Favorable mention made in Puck, LQ? and fudge. MAKIO Eds. collect money for ads and banquet at the Neil. MAKIO still in great. demand. Commencement begins. MAKIO,EdS. have a fight with the community, at large. - Students mistake the MAKIO for their text books, trouble ensues. ' I 77 They cry as they leave, 4' MAKIO and Vacation . - Recommendations. As this space is too small to accommodate even the one-thou- -sandth part of the cerebral effusions during the month June fthe MAKIO being outj, we append a few recommendations of the foregoing ex- tracts. Price SB5 per bottle, payable in advance, to Alexis Cope. DEAR PROF N.: We have taken your Extraction according to the curric- ulum now for one year. It is delightful, having all the effects of an Italian Siesta, We have also acquired the art of somnolent audition thereby. Yours, ' FR. CHEM, CLASS. DEAR PROF. LAZENBY: I can now discuss ball games while taking your Extraction, Your lover, PERCY MARTIN. DEAR DETMERS: I have become so invigorated since taking your Extract that I can, with comparative ease, cut the gravy on our beefsteak at the Dorm, Next year hope to make a dent on the steak. Guten Tag, DOC BENNETT, DEAR ROBINSON: Since taking your Extraction I have been able to sleep with a squirrel with a clear cqnscienceq. Yours after dark, SQUIRRELLY MERSHON. ' OH! LORD: After six months trial I consider your Extraction the best antidote for wakefulness known. Your little MITCH. VENERABLE TOWNSHEND: One year's trial of your Extract has convinced me that playing tennis is more fun than farming. Truly, BAKER. WHY are Lord and Eggers like fixed NATIONALITIES. stars? Because they scintillate fsin 1 till latel. Pole ftelegraph polej, . Horton Dane fmundanel, . . Allen WHY is Caylor like a book? You can shut him up without giving of- fense. ' WHAT rose of the Sophomore class was born to blush unseen? W. H. Clarke. V PREXY-Mr. Wood, what is think- ing? F. K. W.-Thinking is dissim- ulation and assimulation. Hungarian QHung,aria for ever Il Crooks Swede ftwo swede to livej, Corner Club English, 1 . . Paddy Mullay Gaul, .... Mershon THEY :say Caylor stayed awake all night to see if he snored. ' MAKIO Board on its metal-On a sheet of brass., A GRITIQUE on 1-HH BOOKL LW1-ittou at the u,-gent. request of the Board, proof-sheets being fu . h d J rms e , Ispare not what Wfebstel. Qi- Woi-cestei' may say, I am authority, Wh I often c iangc quotations so as to make them appear to the autho., d y' Compare T21ll1C,S Eng. Lit. with mine, if you don't believe it I S a Vantage' I shall Hrst criticise the subject matter, and lastl d 1 i' - . a11d1YP0s1'f11Jl1Y- On P- 3, I See fl licenses it should iiciihewgjiidsgiie illustrations motto of the board should be ?flZxQ'ZKZ7'Z.S'77Z. I do not Hnd even ho-Y ng' and the . -, ,- ise sense dis- played in the. editorials, and many sentences would bear recastin d 1 transition particles, revision. The unoriginal idea of Senior Class gba? life and Pictures wastes valuable space and exhibits poor taste on the art oPlllp les itors, in devoting so much of their book to that purpose. The Clase histo 'le eil- vain attempts at mild humor and show a mean disposition on thke aifiiet? alle Writers toward the individual members. The remarks about personal :in ear me are entirely out of place, In the arrangement of what immediately fgllowjxs little 1-espectls show-n to the Frats, while plural verbs with singular subjects pain my eyes on every page. The calendar idea is, ofcourse, copied and con- tains many mistakes. We now come to that division of the work which ought under ordinary circumstances, to have been reasonably decent and pure Thg quotation from Edmund Kirk is the best thing in the book, tho' I might have revised it. But the introductory parody and the miscellany that follows contain many expressions,which would more becomingly grace the mouth of a sewer than of an O. S. U. student. I haven't space to take up each individual article, but the jokes would have been funnier if the transitition particles had been watched. However, I must say a word about personal remarks and respect for your elders. I am pretty good authority on the latter, and not such a slouch on the former. It is a matter always to be criticised in Annuals of this calibre. ' Sarcasm is never forgotten nor forgiven 3 a royal good joke is enjoyed by all, but mean, insinuat- ing personal remarks leave a sting, and often are the means of sending some poor soul to despair and desperation, The allusions to the various members of the faculty, especially the President ton whom there are no fliesj, show a daredevil spirit. Boys generally think it smart to cuss their Pres. and make him the butt of all sorts of ridicule, however, they discreetly omit us from their G. A. R. I am hardhearted enough to stand considerable, but I hate to see others in misery. As to the illustrations I can only judge superficially. The execution is fine, but the ideas embodied are either too personal or not sufficiently funny. The Picture Gallery is, on the whole, original, but composed ofancient parts. Evidently the Phi Delt editor has had little to do with the book, or it might have been even tougher. The antiquity of the Almanack is recognized by'alI, as well as the monotonous prevalence of reapplied chestnuts and that staggering attempt at H Wa1'd-Nye humor, In closing, the fact, that all the members of the previous Board, who had any sense of honor, left college, confronts me as conclusive evidence of the vile influence which such work may have upon its members. And finally, I would say with smooth-faced candor that the whole affair is a better eirponent of the Characters of the editors, than of the college students-gaudy in appearance, but insolent in manner, I could have revised it and made it appear to their advantage, but sufficient unto the work is the evil thereof. Truthfully yours, 1 I - . - b t s ace fThe original critique as handed to us was considenabll' longfj' l1ED51 would not allow of the Prof's usually flowery g01'geOu5nesS of them. C' 165 3 Jr x .E 4 I. Q 2 5 I 1 1 I 1 S J I V I u I I 4 I I 1 1 N i . . 1 i I N Q Q 1 I A l L x 1 , . ' sf I .H X I U V I h A . X W' N . 'X 1 X ' X X ff N N ,Q E X5 . 4 J can ROI!! mira I 4 hh in MENoUen :- As he knew not what to say, he swore. A Richmond Straight 0utlIu.ll1iuareIIes CIGARETTE SMoKERs who are Willing to pay a little more than the price charged for the ordinary Trade Cigarettes, Will find THIS BRAND superior to all others. The Richmond Straight Out No. 1 Cigarettes are made from the brightest, most deli- cately Havored and highest cost GOLD LEAF grown in Virginia. A This is the OLD AND ORIGINAL BRAND OF STRAIGHT CUT Cigarettes, and Was brought out by us in ALLEN 80 GINTER the BEWARE OF IMITATIONS, MANUFACTURERS, and- observe that the FIRM NAME as below RICHMOND, VIRGINIA. is on every package. J AcKsoN :- I will leave large footprints on the sands of time. ,. w Qrder your lphotos Qt run A Pfeifer'S Art Palace lllbe beading PhotoQY6iIDl?9V5, Q62 and 926111 5ou'fl'I High Slreel' conumaus, OHIO- I ...f-if-gf-4-f P. 5.-Qall and see our W0PR,'ffmd fel Prices' . , g00kS.H , devil sends HS DORM COOKS 3-1 Hgaven sends us good meat,but U16 MERRIABI :- Idleness and emptiness. J. W. CORDNER, The 01d and Reliable Dger and Renorator, With THE COLUMBUS STEAM LAUNDRY COMPANY, CORNER STATE do FRONT STREETS. TELEPHONE '76- BLOOMFIELD :- I am not What I appear? 1::: , ' . HOB MAN S lQIelnslWiiT+ .,L .r iililmlililietfi i IMPRQVED lfgg-L I 'lI'l'T -I I Ri - . te' -F ' 'e s asa'-' l ie ' it TENNIS RACKET For 1889 HSEABRIGI-IT SPEClAL, Red and White Strung. Send for Horsman's Tennis Catalogue for 1889. E. I. I-IORSMAN, SO 825 82 WILLIAM ST., NEW YORK EASTERDAY:- Green as a bay tree, ever green. ' gp E. 8a H. F. Anthong Sc Co., Mill 591 mzonnwny, N. 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I LANDAGRE:- A hold, had nianiv TI-IEX, I-lvme Made Bakerfy I-las Removed to No, 7 EAST DONG STREE T Where they will continue to can-.y 3 HUC line of KGIAQN UEEES, EBWEZAE E AKEEH' ar- rig the lmfg, iii? lmimwksi' y We a. ways been known to harry in the mat W WEDDING- caress A sPnc1LxL'1'v W i 7 0 iimaleolm mebonald ii naman in HATS, caps and umBREhL?igf-An, 67 SoU'1'H HIGH S'1'REE'r, 'Qopposite State Housej COLUMZBUS O Sole Agent for the MILLER HA T. i 0 PRICE, E. C. :- Now, what at thing it is to be an assi, fi 4 SLUT!-11 The Boss. Young men's Prince Albert Suits, in all colors, at lso a large assortment NG, CO 317.50 a suit and upwardg a Of business suits, and the finest assortment in the city of Lrxnrns' BLoUsE WA1sTs. EI- S- IEITCEEIELIJ, li- ID- - . Everything treated with medicine and care. All diseases cured, from a hole E1 the Hoor up to a crack in the wall. Cross sections made of any part of the B04lY, a11.C1 mounted on smoked glass for the inspection of the patient. R. lx. each will always be on hand with a pocket full of money to bet on my work. ' ' ' in whom I have worked marvel- parties For reference 1 refe ' t th f ll named 7 r you O e O Owing F tt Mason, R. K. Beach, Mike Qucal, Ci,Lli6i3lX'1iS Of diseases contracted in various places: 'a y - CH, Mother Pratt, Doc Bennett, Prof. Lazenby, etc., etc. PHELPS21uA head for rent-unfurnisliedf' Healtly, Pleasure, Profit. llill IEIIUB SIIIUIBS havestoocl the test for seven years, are the only smoke entirely free from drugs or impure tobaeeog discount the baneful influenees of the Chinese Cigarette, and preserve your lungs. Gilt Edge Stogies are nearly as eheap and more pleasant. SEND FOR TRIAL Box. 51.20 Postage' Paid. W s. R. Knorrs. I5 East Main St., COLUMBUSQ O. KILHEFFER:- As heedless and idle as clouds that rovef' QASEg- A hard cz1.so. Q ' 1+ . B. JAN E VV AY, ' Dyes and still lives to steam, 'H , Clean, dye and repair gents' clothes, 14 EAST SPRING STREET. Wv, , A ,,,,. Y, ,,, , . ,,,,,- MA V167 -A BRUSH :- His voice is low and sweet. u. m. CORBETT 8. co., The + Popularff Caterferfs, 59 8: 61 South High Stf'88tQ - BHNQUETS SERVED HT Ann HOURS. CORWIN :- Little e itome of man. P Bembe? Shep amd Bausch Rename, 467 ,SGLLJCII :High gireejc, iBE:LlZQT' Sf 5j1O1OQ,1 JC,PreprieJcers SMITH, C. V.:- A very unclubable man. ' L E126 8U ffmam-klekkimere G20-5 jQeex qr+1ex1fte1rs fm ifea xavateng H ikes, e oeleplqxme 4 6. QIQIYLHPIHEHS, iW+ e . . , . - ' El, reason H OGIER :- VVISGI' 1n h1S own CO11C61t than seven men can 1611061 ' 0 PIQETEOR-5. : A , - Z Z be . . . . - A - t t- c s t . . ... 53 8- 55 Tl H ADJ T srnr: sr. an 4-Aa,--4' rf The Hidden Hand, f-----..? ,ff- 'Ti'T-we or Success in Draw 5 al 'f . df' Poker, by David .,.... EJW i .-' A Hancock. U C5 EMU: , ' 'J-J Man and His Re-A 5:7 3' A lations, with Appen- r ' U 53-,l dix on Mothersgin- TSQQJSU 2 I p law, by Anon. X TN-J How Crops Ro- tate. Graphical Method of Determining their Angular Velocity, Moment of Inertia, Radius of Gyration, by M. Craig. T Presidential Hand-shaking, by J. H. Nieuvahner. The Balance of Power, or Six Years in College Politics, by J. A. Bownocker. I ' THE above is all that our artist was able -311' . I' , , . 4 ' ,STL to sketch of Prof. Lord. This satchel is a 1 T mf . -if - aff, 4 mystery to many-some even look upon it V Nl, with suspicion. We can assure our friends f52 ll!tlxuIni1u1'ill l A -if that its contents are dry, inside and out- 'T ' side,-as far as We know. Poor satchel! constant friend of our Worthy Prof., you have of late been neglected. qlllltnaniltiinll K' 1 91 Fszfl t Q I 1 ll lln ta lloxx mms to possess but one ldea Q . , EIQN H T 25 ESTH T511 61771M?ARK VQIDAXCEQ V'wgTDrTmD?LP1-112: Pew- C7 NE-W YURK ff Q . Q GRLILN Those Who know nothmg, fear nothmg -.-gJoHN nmsmlus A R HART JOS TRIPP 2 ' Fwest Genvlana EM VPPe5t WWINGI ILUJ STRAUVE g..Ti. AND ADVERTISING URPQSES V Glfifwv. Zjgfeefnfteliffvefifnnfvffzfa, No. 379 S. HEQI7 Street, M. GOLKUIVIBUS, OHIO. fqp-q4QfQ 'v '- Fine erchant ai1o11i11g. miiiiory yniiiormseo gpeciczliy. t TEN per cent. Discount given on Citizens' Clothes, to Students ONLY. A Peiifect Fit Giiaraiiteed. ' . 5 S'r1NsM.1xN :- Does four m0t,1 . . , 5 ici llnow youfl-9 Out'77 University Ulrgiiiorms, The . Miller . Nlerqhanl . Ipailmmg, QD., No. S251 South High Sl, lllelelvhene yee. SEHSONHBDE GOODS. Satisfaction Guaranteed . lVllleleElQ, Manager, Qolumbus, Cfihio. MCGAW :+t' Nor do I think the boy of safe discretion. WEBSEFEJEHOHHABRIDGED ,,, l i WZTS7'E03, THE ,UV .Vi 1f ' UNABRIDQF JZIAQARD gl fl' riff Ct , 0l0mNA19 ,f TIIEBESTWX WW FE 1 1 , -ig-L, ,-,141 I L-ff, I- , if Besides many ocuer valuable tables the latest is sue of this work contains r A Dictionary . of 118,000 Words, 3000 Engravings, A Gazetteer of the World locating and describing 25,000 Places, A Biographical Dictionary ,Of nearly 10,000 Noted Persons: A Dictionary of Fiction found only in Webster, All in One Book. Webster excels in SYNONYMS which are appro Pflately found m the body of the work. It 1S an invaluable companion in every School, and at every Fireside. IT IS THE STANDARD Authority in The Government Printing Office, and with the A United States Supreme Court. Recommended by the State Supt's Schools of 36 States, i and by Over Fitty.Gol1ege Presidents. For supplying Schools, Every State Purchase has been of Webster. The London Times of England, Says: It is the best Dictionary of the language. Hon. Geo. Bancroit, the Historian, Sa s It is superior to all otllcrs. Y 2 - Toronto Globe, Canada, saYS1 . Its place is in the very highest ranl-.. Similar testirgiolnialjs htaxe llgG?i1aI5fl5'1g'gg b h di d t e es rn r Eilirlilltahesiifoiars. GET THE BEST. 00 ore! Illustrations than found in The work now has 3000 W d d nearly 20 m . -. any other American Digliljnlriaaryfyr Eiohdmby all Booksellers. lllusatraterl Pagipglegiiec. Published by G. ae c. MERRIAM as GO., Sp1'iHSf1e1 2 Mass ' ' STORERZ--4615111 I my brOthe1 s keeper. CHARLES RUN KLES, OTOEER, liZ1.N,f,,-XM. DEALE12 IN FINE MEATS, CI-IICKENS, TURKEYS, OYSTERS, GAME 81 VEGETABLES OF ALL KINDS, IN SEASON. 4 No. 991 North High Street. TEEEPHONE No. 757. MUEHA Y :- Let. 'er go. ' . E' L L A, W EE EE A A EE E A iw AH ' FEET 5 11- A i ? ,lI,IlmEq1m1lmn1nmunmmnm ,lllnuuu M ll ,Ag V -X --1 . A Tim' lIl I :I UI 'JI bulb? ,L Wwe ! Arm APfi2ff,! IAJAAllAA1IOsg1f gpm W' Nu A , 135 , ' ' 'A lmf-Aff.: , 5 A f' .lm WA-A., - if f-' E q ' -.5QL -'- 4f' 5 1 Lg s H 51lfi-f.aawB,vff-uiv-g-WEEE - A ' A E Edgar.:-,g'x A W f 2,21-'AEE-e , : T2 . 74' , ' 34 ' fi? - 1' . E, - L2- J--' -5 1-lv f bf' J. w 4 4Esn'gA4Q ,E2 A ' ' sf? L4 A A A PARK HOTEI1. H. Knvmf-mem, Prop., N0Ra2LE1EI1f05H?sP0T MCCEUMM g-f' Thou little tootsie wOOtsie, ' ph. 1 . 52 i fi lmiznsicizz..-4A mind quite V2lC2li11'E is a mind distres d I fse . I S ct Zf VVVCH Vleoioctli Ci Cf Ji ' , 1' f X J X I' Swigb ' 0' QfCi Q7 ,Q i COLUMBUS, OHIO. . , 3 l . , '--- .- 3 3 i r i ..1-, ' Y Y .ann -. ' it f a ' ui N C :jg L-1, Y ,V f 1 I :ri V Q I -Vf:-- ba zl 5 ' , i s. -an 1 ' ...I i- 5 'J-I- ,.i 33' L2 1-,r,,. ' - ii, 1' : K -gQ 1 . E' A - .- l'f1 lW f- lllHjl,Iil.ylHf lu m iiii, :E l ' l 'i . - ms. g.:-: '13:. A . . --T' -U ML, -QHH 'E a ll QE f il L 5 2 -Q-- ' . A i f l as ' P 5:31-L-lf?-:? :fA ' 56 IilI'l55fiiliiii ': J. ll A SE ' f -...1 all.: 'sally .1 r mia igfiwir .- I L - a- i liii: E' wi ..::.i'i.i:l 3' 's - - ffgziw- I v :si-ass, 1, - ' ' 4 -25:11, ,sk i er u E i . : , - ., .f:.--,:.L1u,,gl,-,1,:.::.::.:,,4,.rfg. gin!-,fi-3.5: nn- HE.. 'Q A i , ,E The Forty-tbird session of Starling Medical Col- lege will begin September rr, ISSQ, and continue six 53 rl months. A l The best facilities are offered to students for Clin- I l 1 9 9 ical study, the Hospital being in the College building H 1' and under the exclusive control of the Faculty, T For further information, address ' THos. C. HOOVER, M. D., Regz'sz'm1f, 249 E. State St., Columbus, O. J GARBER 1-- Heaven bless the bonny lassf' DAWES :-- A Puritan who reads his Bible daily. New and modern. 11'i11stHC1ass Heeommodations. Grand Qenlral lflolgl, QI. ebllndrew 5ql2War'5, Prop'r. r 32 TO 40 WEs'1' STATE S1'RE1s'1', Q HALF SQUARE FROM ICAPITOL. EnEGH1s1'r BHNQUET pmznons. Elevator Attached and House Heated, by Steam. COLUMBUS, OHIO. MCGAR'PER,Z-it Your mouth is open again, kid? T Hos 1, NE Y at Co l3i.C5:ir3l2 . fiiigh, P A-RE NORTHLEND FIRM WHO H'AN.DLE V Qiroeeriez Z3 meats for Qluloz. n fb Heavy Artillery. ' i 'ill r W 'rr o ' ' , Prexy, Gunner, and No. 4. 1 1 t- ' .. I, ' -- . 5 rv , Pop-up-Knight, Powder K . Monkey. ' Xxly 5 P Ammunition, Basement Gang. - ' r - . G . ,ii Q 'P P P . ' 'H' H . V' . P ' When everybody fails to please - ' Ng you with Style and Fit, please call H I 4 fi on the reliable union tailors, U V ' ' CHAS. AUGUSTUS 81 Co., ni 182 North High Street. N ' CJ . y y WERTZ :- Yeti all who know me wondered that I passed. if Q, is z i I 5? Hmias :- Bother'd with errors. E. S. GAY LO R, S N RY Nsws, ALL COLLEGE TEXT Booffs. 622 Norfth High Sftfeet. iloo BENNETT :-- O what panics amid kitchen mechanics he causedff ' P S5 A. N. HILL az Co., , 0 IQPS erm 5 an Quoting. if C1 th' 8a M ih tT '1 ' CADETS, Stop and see! Uniform Suits, 516.50, 518.00, 5z0.00, 522.0o, made to order as you may direct. Considering qual- ity, defy any competition. ' uf A.,N. HILL 86, CO., 47 NORTH HIGH ST. BOWMAN :- I must be a most fascinating youngi man. J. W. FARRANT 5 G 5 C f 3 i OODMHN 0., . HHTTEH Illl UIHBHELLH , . 5 MANUFACTURER. ,Memhant Tailors' Umbrellas 13553355 Or Made to Order. 288 N01-th High Street, gk Hats Cleaned, Dyed, Blocked or Ironed. V saz N. HIGH sw., GQLUMBUS, o. GOIMDBUS' OHIO- , E JONES!--HIS nian no more than this. , if 5 in Qf affiisfwawiafm' . ' 77 HEGiLERj-- I have innnortal 1OI1g1UgS 111 me' !. Qi -....,.. .... 1 NATIONAL BUSINESS UNIVIERSITY, 100 NORTH HIGH STREET. EOONO FLOOR, HINMAN-BEATTY BLOCK, COLUMBUS, OHIO' I I cu XX S , . D.. E f f f I 'D . f ' I I . if Q3 g -, -it 'I 'I - N-I C , I '- 5: ,- ' H P T-'21 I-4 m -T if X. IT J FSL 4' X ll! U9 UQ W ' - I -1- ' ai -I CD QD CL .... ,, Q - r 'I ' Q--2-'Q C' I-4- ' ' I ' ' . -if se i . O k I .,-7,a fP?i'Q1 -, nw- fb? f 215 -H IT1 CD -- -11 'f-- I-7957 ff' -'iw 'T --:- x ' ,,.:f Q I 5 fl' 4- gl I 5 H- Q. U I V1 . 5 f JP 2 N I '-1-' U U, c .rg -- M 5 ... CD --.-E:.i21Q':E1.-- ' 'I O 'S ' ' - 1: lg-71' 'ETS -Q--, 131' 2- 4-:jf . I ff 'I -N S I 'If-T g r . I m :J Q -eg. -f' Abub ,f U S xr I ' 5 'Er' ' '-Tlyill -ll il ,gg-I. CL wil. ef 12 'D ' sXfr?!::?2':Q'4f ,,.,gr ' V' . ,X , , , P4 is E 2 g gi gg U 'T-T-T-Z TT-if i T i l In 3 X I iii? -Z e. 5 'H E , - g gi r I FU Q . xiii, I -I - : Y O sQ jill..-M -1,3 --.3 ,E I g 2 '--FT - --- 'Z . 'N . I 1 .L 5 fl Q ...awffffyfc Aw- I 'I I ' N' I - .,,-yfcrfng k?ffJff'ff 'o'f lI'- ,,,, ,Z:p,41Pffvf:Afr.... Young Men and Ladies thoroughly prepared for the duties' of active lous- iness life, and qualified to earn a living. Actual Business transacted at this Institution. Students of this College receive that knowledge and acquire that skill that Business Men Pay for. The following Courses are arranged, and Students can enter at any time, and pursue such as they may elect: THE FULL DIPLOMA BUSINESS COURSE. PLAIN QQ ORNAMENTAL PENMANSHIP. Life Scholarship, payable in ad- Certificate issued, good for twenty Vance, ---- 513540.00 lessons, - - - 35.00 SPECIAL BOOKKEEPING COURSE. TYPEWRITING. ' Tuition, Time unlimited, - 310.00 Tickets, good for 20 lessons, 33.00 You are invited to call at the College office, Centrance 100 North High Street, over Citizens Savings Bank,l and learn full particulars, or write for circulars , which will be sent free. g H. B. PARSONS, PRESIDENT. When everybody fails to please you with style and iit, please call on the reliable union tailors, CHAS. AUGUsTUs 81 Co., 182 North High St. C H eats his grub and minds his biz U C0l7!6QZl Empfpy f QLET 1-HE BUYER BEWAREJ I-IARROP fic Co, We always buy the best, i Pure as can be obtained, y r Regardless of Price. We refer you to every Wholesale drug house in the eity. y y ly Aa y t Gnmu unn Extramnka H001 and Bumuuk fur tI1aBInnnr---Prescribed nu unusimans. -ii Cor. East 4th Ave. Sc High. - , A as CHERINGTON-UI'Il111, who uttered DOUWYUS base' ' A - GREEN LINE CARS :- Crawling at Sna,i1'S pace to and ITU? The TI-IOIVLAS SI-II RT MADE TO OHRDER. Also, GENTS' FURNISHINGS. Give us a Call NO. 2l6 NORTH HIGH STRE'E'T,'COLUM'BU'S, 0. BOLON :-YA timid o1'eatu1'e, lax at knee and hipf' , HZ ' ' ,1 wvam- W2 1- .- fa:-A ' U---A----'--- -4- - ' V , ' nlclmn G E .lf 6 'f - fl - s erfwisg - mr W---A-ff I , QT mxows Ams t c QRAPI-lrrs Pcnci1SAa1'e unequaled fortsmooth, tough leads. TOWN GIRLS :- I-Ie1'e7s metal, more attracztivef LEADER OFFASHION A :s-7 +- EI-o1- f A 1 4 ' ij ' I I ,df .QW '. ' , HIGHK .Q IQ I 'A Y STS' ' Knox and Dunlap. Fine line of Strfatn Hats sruoanfs, 10 pan GENT. oxscoumf. MCGRACKEN, ENG.:l- See yondef po0r,A o'er1a,b0red Wight. 5021251 :mol IZPAIGPDIQ Rgwmg Dec-zongatetd in Best Style by l ' E.'O.'RHlN1DHLkLk'8pCO., 113 NORTH HIGH STREET. E THE LARGEST WALL PAPER ESTABLISHMENT IN OHIO. Fullest Laine of Paperfs and lowest Pniees. I5lmA1,lc.Ax :- Ilo has produced SGVGITQLII ne W Or' ,f ' ' . , O 1nS.0f h1S OWI1'111VentiOn.n Ulllillbus abiner Company ISOESALE' AND RETAIL oEAt,ERs p 236 Sc 238 south 1-11915 gt,eeEURNEgIHjIN?E1,S O Special inducements mfide t ' , C 0 0' - f c Q Y 1 - . , V it - I sb ,Societies and Fmtermtiesu AH , are invited to inspect our sto ' ck. Remember th , e number, Nos QCTQR far QQQ Q ' - 'Q P MOUTTH HIGH ST RE , I ET- qi y , fs f .55 ..,f xxx Z SD f-r G '-1 i CW S33 U9 1 C'-. ..'1 ' '. ..! rf, A f' r ll I if 1.52 1: ., gift N I I L,... .f-- -- ff-Y - CFL I EQ: r L9 I WR , .' I 1- , X .gl 3 WS x W fl . O , 2-' . . , E I-J Q- gg UQ FD Ea 8 I discovered by ' I Illlll IW O 3 CD Q.- DJ K4 :T CD FT' '11 E. s CQRNEP y .I , y ' C'-UB , A while uneartliing the .- I, V. ,habitation of some ' , if -leq h Wh1te,Mice. Z1 f .I I . A I ' I EASTON!-:CHS was but as thecuckoo is in June! I I - ' 1 I liartInerQSnI1nnI'nf+El untlnnsanmlllraturu. 4-xaf If fAG+Q- .' - W E AND THE ART OF EXPRESSION. CLASS AND INDIVIDUAL INSTRUCTION IN VOICE CULTUR Adapted to the needs of Students and others preparing for Pulpit or Platform fOr Reading or Recitation. ' Colloquial, Oratoric and Dramatic Expression carefully taught. DSICCIS Of Speech pointed out and speedily remedied. . G l . Special attention given to coaching students in the Artistic rendition of SPe6Cl1es, Essays, and Orations. , Endorsed by Press, Clergy, and Public. Send or call for circulars, terms, and further information. D. CLINTON GARDNER, 92 Wesley BIOCK, CoIumbuS. 0- ' 4 CEUTHRIDGEZTHA, mild mincled medium, a gentle youthf' BUSINESS, TTYPEEWEITING, SHORTHAND, I PENMANSHIP, ENGLTISH SPECIAL COURSES IN EACH DEPARTMEN1 DURING VACATION SEASON Aricifess fm Czmzzfczfs ami CNKZZYZZOSLZK FRANK HUMPHREYS Prmczpal. The IKIIQQ of Type Writers Unexcelled for speed quahty of Work and durab1l1ty Interchange able Type I7 Styles Spemal Wheels made to order School for practlce lultlon credlted as payment when student buys a 1113,Cl11DC ADDRESS CHPITHLK CITY COIDHIERCIHD COI.kLu:1GE FIRST NATIONAL BANK BUILDING SOUTH OF STATE ON HIGH 1 l L. I 1 1 I 1 -N 4 I Q ' 1 1 1 ' Q 'I I gf! 7 ' 1 7 n - ' v . . I I 5 , 5 HSAMVIOND 5 ' - 1- ' 9 . . T-1 . 7 i 9 I -n I , I F ., .. . I . f 1 , . I . . , . , 4 , 0 --if I Miss MCCRUMM :-'4 Her eyes are homes of silent Drqyel-H 1 ' - C' . if . M .,,:r' . I A ' 'V 3.::f Zff 2 -ii-24 reef . .f . fZ'.cfQ.?f -iw iff ' A , A , ,Wffff ,. f , '. 1,.7 E J' I Z' av- 3 - r: 'L ,V i- - ff. 'L f-sin ' 1 -- ,,,,,,,. ' ,,. ' 5 - ,i4Mh9 1i:Y'fa1sff f J .- 431. T , Q-,,fw' f Q ' if, 3 ' ,454 'M - ff HW f ,f-:g.5:w-, vi-1.5-.1 -4- K ' '1'1' y!'.'f, 7 ,fn MW, T ::., :fs 'f '- -' f 'rr' -AA.-uf 1 :ff 'f ' ,,, . 9 ' V4 zfwf f--.1 ' . I. ' H W,'Z'l r 'tf r - I r - X 3. 1 f f- wuz ' - f fwfr s .- 77 fell 4 .ans 2-fs-, . f . was ' 1 reef - -A . J' f, 1-1:12-y - - -1. 7- ' ' a 1 .f ,ff . . . . ' AZ X f 'l-ii?- '. mcfifi if' ' V . i - ' l ' 1 - J, vi Er- , . ' 1 . N ' 371' L' ' 1' ' ' ' X' ' 4 . .,... - - he -...::'-f ' M -TA - ' MSR. NGS. rio, ns, iso N. High si, Qgy, if-,QHQ -f -- --m- -W- - , - ,, HIS College is a thorough and practical institution OI Business, ical Trfaining. Sborft?-I-land, and geadem.. Upon proven merit and progressive principles do We solicit patronage. NO vacation. Students may enter at any time. Business Course, complete, . . ,850 Oo Short-Hand and Type Writing, complete, 40 oO l English Or Academical Course, six months. 25 OO Corresponding reduced rates for short terms. Send for our new Illustrated Catalogue. Address the CoLUMBUs BUSINESS COLLEGE, or call and have a personal interview. XNvEBBERZ-KCKCBHHGH Sie DV P. F.W1LK1NsoN, P1fesz'a'e1z1f. 1. M. BROWN, Sewfefczfgf. . T. THOMPSON, T1fecz.s'zw'e1'. eutsch sprechen ?'7 , I . 1 , , an FOSTER :-4' To hell with hnn-he makes 190115- DREKA Fine Stationery and Engraving House, ll2l Chestnut Street, Philadelphia. Commencement, Class Day, Fraternity. Reception. and Wedding Invitations, Programmes, Banquet lVlenus. Src. Steel Plate Work for Fraternities and College Annuals. Designs for Annual Covers and Cartoons. Fine Stationery with Fraternity Class Die, Monogram. Address, SLC. , A All Work is executed in the establishment, under our personal supervision, and only in the best manner. Unequalled facilities and long practical experience, enable us to produce the newest styles and most artistic effects, while our repu- tation is 21 guarantee of the quality of the productions of this House. Designs, Samples and Prices sent on application. CUMBIINS2-lcAll things I thought I knew. pp NN --If ..- - ':',f2:r .A --. .. ' F rr , lti lr ' v D lj! X. V SNIA,-If my f HX J I - PT' 4 I A-: ,. K x . A 4, join, ii 41, 3 . Wx 5 f ' .r f K' r 1 f ' - Av b.'fIi'f'--1 J- '72 A' G ,:svgE,,'j ' . I ffjnvlf. ,lf-X :P , -4. X- l ji f fu ll AY! In X WN i lv all l' J Nr X K Y X li il xx X ,f iw U 3. QM 55 1.1 Hi ll If 1'14'1f!Qf?5 Lf gfP'luJ,,: Exllark NX Xt f K. X lj Z, , ' in qgyfff 'f ly 4 W f jf X 'T ,llvrl N fy f -WH real r ff, W. --L I' l, 1 'fm H 1 ' J l I f Miriam., km, U, ,, , . r H nfl- 'NN-.gli IRUJIIU, X1 1 'A iiiirifgiiil lil. ll rllllfl mm -A . A f' PP .fuir:lU-Ill.-.lui pl nh i i ffm, if oxwnm' 0 lkixfll- -rIhnllD,.,4, I H J .,, P' ffl! yy if au- ,,, s , e it , rv' 54-::':l TQ 1: i M hi' .L ..-5. .' , an ll! ,. l hlgrzfiuilllnn fillfj it 'N' -Our spring poetry Will appear in our next. Twice Told Tales-Prof. Norton's Chemistry jokes. Opening of a Chestnut Burr-Beginning of a lecture hy llr Townsend. Innocents Abroad-Leete 81 High down in the city. Old Curiosity Shop-Prof. Lordls I.aboratory. Christmas Stories-Explaining filunics to the old folks at home. American Notes--Ponies for the Exams. Reprinted Pieces-Prof. Welsh's books. Longfellow's Poems-Ballads by Pomeroy Horton. Tales of my Landlord-Stories by Noble. A Knight ofthe XIX Century-Pop-up-Knlght. Hamas 011 FICTION. Kin.-A surname for Preps. y HERB.-A son of Prexy, famous for his German translations. FINNIE.-See Rollin. , . COPE.-A leader of the Basement Gang: carries 39 dcmcrrts. SPRING-GRoTTo OR LAKE.-Corner Club's place of nwvllllu A beautiful locality. Bliss.-President of Corner Club. MIGNON.-A Freshman. RENNIKS -President of First Preps. . I' l .rx GEORGE, MURRAY AND JOHN.--TllI'C6 First Prep tennis p .131 MAKIO.-Magic Mirror. I ? 3 I 1 W.-..-...1,,. , ., I f r i STANBERY :- Above the vulgar flight of common souls? l l 1 LEHEART, F C11'11'1iSh'i Dg Goods y landlOutfittings, 1l64S.l High St.,yCo1umbus, O. GRUEN:- Sure, here's sm James Dandy? Q ,U DARLENG aL GALLAHAN, 1, 1- l F' Eyhewe 95006616455 MMM We make a. Specialty of Furriifslhing-Clubs. 1596 STREET. ROHRJ- Moping melancholy andllmoonstruck 111ELd116SS.5, M U y R. H. 8C M. BOBB, U BSE B HHH I Bl IUUBIS 297lvSouth High Street. F-'ine Cigars and Telbaeee la spefeiqlty. NICKERSON :- Cares hethaljpinn what they said or may say. 1 J. A. STITKEY, Chemist. Ww ,zfffzmmwJf' ' M iv -:I :lf N-six-K-M lfrlali llmms. 4 3' Q -- I W - ' , y Mg?1j?rW' Q Pam 5065. ik' F55 T A, ..-E M, . ,. E .1 MlzTt!C.: WC..'N.f 2 RUG S d t - ,Ai '. 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K W ',-,- ' - .L-.-, A -etiizzmiitii- ll ' nu ' .mmm J nnllllllll 4--fel , 5,-f.: .,. ' -- i.1tt1iidiii' ,ep 5 D. Williams, The Leading and only First-class Gents' Glotliirzg mg .srl Rcncvator 84 Dyer . in the city. ' The out represents his Steam Dyeing 'Works and home on LoefHer Avenue, Cor. East Town Street, Columbus, 0. The uptown business rooms are at QIM N. High Street, Denig 81 Ferson Block. STUDENTS' ,Clothing a. Specialty PALMER 1- A youth to fortune and to fame unknown? MYERS:- Thou foster cliildm of Silence and slow 'Ti111G.H . People' of refined taste desiring specially fine Cigarettes should use our V Satin, Four in Hand, fltlyletie and Qupicl traight f- Cut, S Hand '10 Made, FROMTHE BEST VIRGINIA AND TURKISH LEAF. reeflm Worm weeks W. s. KIMBALL at co., R0cheSfer,yiN.fY4 MOYER :- He is no student made- by science pale, A ' , A ' V l 11 , Yet still he holds. at deal.tof,c.scien.c.e.,.by ,the ,.tail,?.',. ,. p1 Cf. J. C C fl1eGoy Post Hall, gon. Instructions given in all the lat t D 9 Stneets. - - . CS anees. Th - , Qchuolccipens in September. Adult Classes, Vvednesdrlff iegulai. Perm of 1UgS,. nldren s Classes, Saturday afternoons Inst- fi and.Fr1day ex-en- D2111C1Hg: also Prlvate lessons. ' luctlons glvell 111 Fancv A GHEAPEST HND BEST Ti THEIICITY :S 2242 North High su., conurnaus 01.110 , l X84 :TDR Twins. p COLUMBUS ELECTRIC SUPPLY COMPANY, 115 NORTH HIGH STREET, KEFFER 84 McDOWELL, ELECTRICIANS. Dealers in Electrical Apparatus of Eviry Description, from a. Double-Point Tack to V A a, ynamo. Ge S l M-EN'S OUTFETTER, S, ' OORJHIGH do UNIVERSITY STS. Dl1ESS lSlfIlRTS, . '-UNSDERWEAR, NECKWEAR, E-COLLARS 81, CUFFS. IT'S PROPER FO-RM To WEAR SOX.-, 'S V . STILPSON f- Sure nature forms me- ol' her softeSt, inoultlf' lAl.11lLxSI-162 oo., Fl ,E BOOTS and SHOES. STUDENTS' TRADESSOLICITED. A 5So N0rih'qftigh,.Si.,j. S ' Qlumbus, O. STUMP :- Nature alohors a yaouum, therefore .She fills some 111en'S heads with sawdust. - . ' Qffo, .jrnoftzl S OFFICE 84 RESIDENCE, , - 62 EAST BFlOAD STREET, T. COLUMBUS, OHIO. ' Grape Vine Dispatches. ' i ' W ' Co1.UM13US,tO., April, '88 To fha fllakfo Bocmis-fGO it easy on PreXty,.bOyS, we feel coni- dent that he will resign, auyliow. SFRUSTEES. A A 'WASHINCi'lON, D. C., june 18,-'89, Tb f. Adams Bowzzocker, Edz?07f-z'1z-Uzzkf of Lcmzferzl, O. S. U :--- You are hereby appointed Minister to Germany. Halstead .Will look after your organ. Yours, BENJ. HARRISON, J?1'es. U S. , U ' S ' q ' Ii .i 'DlR.Tl'VILLE, 0i,Jl11lC3,78Q. To H S. Zllzkhell, O. S. 01.--Our team beat the Mud Socks 32 to 29 to-day. Meet us at' depot-with faculty and battalion. PETE IALLEN, Caopf. IQNA-USS!-ffl boy! WVhat's EL boy? A C0111binatiO11 Ofeoxaseg LEE1 Night after night, he Sat and b1eared'his eyes xv?t11 1000kQ 'TH E 'WT 0 lilfipinrinl I-'DRADULTSANDCHILDR N 'W00DRUEE:- AIT IInf01'i3u1I:Ite deal of n0thiIIg.'7 70SEPH 9GfLL07'7'S S TEEL PENS. 'FOR ARTISTIC USE 'in Fine Drawings, Nos. 659 ' Cfhe celebrated Crowquillj, 290 and 291. FOR FINE WRITING, Nos. 303, 604, and L:Idies', 170. I FOR BROAD WRITING, Nos. 294, 389, and Stub Point, 849. FOR GENERAL WRITING, Nos. 404, 332, 390, and 604. I j0SE.PH GJLLO TT ef SONS, ' QI john Street, N. .YT .HENR9Y H0E,R Sole Agent. - J ACK BENNETT!-H133 macht nichts ausf' A 4. if ' V Q L 'A R + I S SRSR ff SEEN ON THE .UNIVERSITY CAMPUS. E.I5H6A' L S OO 2,303 r9O,8r e2,wuEIg'IsIag9rNN.?Tf HANCOCIC :- And haveall Irish, red hair '? 77 XVENDT 1- I do remember an apothecary. TO' T'J-EE tudelqlzs and Qchers. L. . . A 2, ---.--.- 2- 6290 009100 0,0010 LML50, cvmb oflyfeu 01l0L1,0.2J11m.1J 1,11 b1flfCCfVlfl01f1ft3. QX70 11401500 cy V Q . QTY. , ij X A53 fbfw 1 j,31f101f0 ,111 0 0 0 F555 f C60 1 1 063 f'o0141 515.00 C1445 ufpvucvzb. ifamto '60 00000 ffcowv 524.00 Q A , Cldflfb upwcwb lQeQulafri00r1 FD. 5. U. 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X . ,,' JJ 4 n lJlll'Y1Nl NJ llnnwmlmuqmlijlfqm -I ' fx ,4 ammo ummNmunmr1:l'rnlnm -S M.: If ' 4.7, J n'nlU1Jn21lnn1ijmrfax1GuUmz rwmimu t .1 .fx 'ltxlllfnx ll'NflNl'KJ'HflllLl7l'll.l mm t l -J J WH?llnwmsf1JDn 'll1llTlfl.fl7llJHtlll16h lam X fflmfarflfllnglwnllzjfnltlw ll lnlfmfffm Translation of this letter and full description oi ' these machines will be furnished on application. Enclose 5 cents to W. F. 8L JOHN BARNES CO, No. '195..Ruby St., Rtockford, Ill. ouse and home. Nilsqlylte Eros., Prlnlem, Qolumhus, - Cfihio, Pearl E5 lsinq 513. We gem please you LAVERY :-C' The World knows nothing of its greatest men? l 'VX Ave: list. qw ok t ' in l E l Qtllfl n li t lgdvertising kxf' 'QSM f g W5 .W Agent. fy, ' 2 , l Alb l ' ' -ff Forged Quotations--Those hamnmere Hot Stuff-B111'I1S- cl out by the Makio Board. l l l MCNAULZ-ci And the wind blew through his whiskers p IP1fre,Cf3yf1o orpaaqfe UNIVERSITY, lgoisomrsos. P E , AS twenty-nine professors and other instructors, who conduct twenty-two departments. It offers tenrcourses of study leading to degrees. Three are general, leading C ' to degrees in Arts, Philosophy and Science, and seven are - technical, leading to degrees in Agriculture, Veterinary, ' Medicine, Pharmacy, Civil Engineering, Mechanical En- , A gineering, and Engineer of Mines. The degree of Me- chanical Engineer is given at the 'end' of two courses, ' tgilimnhij Mechanical Engineering and Electrical Engineering. .-Q0-: Besides these, there are three courses of two years each- - P the general Preparatory course, the Short course in Agri- - culture, and the Short course in Mining. as H A A ' I The collections and laboratories are extensive, and well adapted for practical and efficient work. A new building will be erected immediately for the departments of General Chemistry, Agricultural Chemistry, Mining and Metal- lurgy, and Pharmacy ,- and another building for Electrical Engineering. . A i ' ill!-xl v , The Library contains over 9,ooo volumes of valuable as vmaterial, selected with special reference to the wants of ' S vm, 'W f,, .i the University. ' ,The expense' of attendance is moderate. Facilities are offeredby which many students obtain rooms without rent, and. are able to reduce the cost of board to a ...W 5 vi W' -tlllll' .MWA 'S , - .minimum.. Employment is also given to a considerable 4 .V number. p . A ' ' H Catalogues will be sent on application. MCDOXS'ELL :- Come, - grin on me? Do'rY :- Lean as a starved ghost, long as the moral law? UUIUIIIIIHSBHIUU inmianu ool.uMBus, ol-no, -MANUFACTURERS oF-- All Slgle of Light Vehicles. it THE POINTS OF SUPERIORITY WE CLAIM ARE Best' flfcz.Z'e7fz'ezZs, Besz' W effkmemshzf, Besz' Wheels, Best . . - T1fz'mmz'1egs, Best Fz'm'slz, Best Szjffes, Eeisiesz' ' Rz'a'z'1eg,QzzrzZz'z'z'es, Lzlghfveess in Dnmghi. I ,E H, ,-. :V 51 5: IIIIIFQWIIII fl lliitl' . :A :J U ......s, i NE T , D mfllfiliisxlwl- is EH E5 ll' T M: . .-.f xg X I f I X .fm li-T' J! . - XX . El I .I :Lf ni:-21' Q: 'T zu f N XXX--?.-.fE X ss. It e f A -es ' . iii' . 49 T-J, l f ,gt X V t T I I CI3L.0. A .g .,,, I -J No. 425 RIVERSIDE CANOPY ToP CARRIAGE. One Price. Vlost Durable of any Vehicle made. One Pwiee. To secure the best results, we manufacture our own Wheels from most care- fully selected material, culled from small second-growth hickory from the hills of Kentucky, cut by our-own mills, none but the very finest being used. This insures uniformity, the iinest and most durable wheels which compose the most important part of a vehicle, for bad wheels condemn the whole. WRITE POR CATALOGUE- FOSTER :-4' A lad of decent parts and good reputef' PRE-ss OF GAZETTE PRINTING HousE, Potumaus, O