Ohio Mechanics Institute - OMIA Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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that Mr. Ecker was one time experimenting with certain chemicals, endeavoring to discover a new loud explosive. The formula he finally arrived at did not turn out to be an explosive, but it did make a good dye, old-rose in color. In a way the experiment was a huge suceess, for the color was loud enough t for anyonets taste. Mi, The lecture is usually over H il I before the period ends, and as I L ii :1 leave the room I always notice the second-year intensive men t iim crowding around the door of the physics room. Mr. Muncy, who is a fine, jolly, and very talk- ative man, is instructor in that department. He must have something interesting in that room to cause the fellows to crowd around in such a manner. The machine-design room in on the same hoor, and I go in there for the last period of the day. I enjoy watching Mr. Frey, who is the instructor in design- ing. He is full of action as Billy Sunday at a prohibition meeting. One afternoon while he was giv- ing a talk on bevel gears, I counted the times he crossed the room, and, after figuring up the distance, found that he had walked just three miles'in thirty-five minutes. Fresndeh+5 Office w 'J If I can get by President Faig with- out being caught- . Well, it will be only fifteen minutes until the last bell rings. As it has been a busy day, and'I hate to be the last one out, I think I shall leave. If I can get past the office without President Faig catching me, I shall be on my way. Gee! but this is a hard life. eW. W. Prine. HOW,S THIS ONE? One day Susan Jane Stanage driving her car looked both ways before pulling away from the curb. Three t3i traffic cops, five t5i ordinary policemen, nine GD truck drivers, thirteen UFO pedestrians, and USU men driving machines dropped dead. Mr. Ecker: Late again, Schuster. Bud: Not a word, Doc, so am 1. Cop: ttSay, whaddaya think yer doin? This is a one-way Street. Bechtel tsteering' his motor-cycle against the currenti: Well ainit I going just one way'V Mr. Thayer: What tense does this illustrate, tI have a million dollars ? Class: ttPretense! She: You make me think of Venus de Milo. He: But I have armsf She: ttReally?

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AC KHOWLEDG EMEHTS. The editors desire to express their sincere appreciation to Presi- dent Faig, members of the faculty, and students for their support in publishing the sixth volume of The Omia. Paiticulal' credit is due Miss Marion Noble 0f the Department of English for her invaluable work in reading; copy. The general appearance and printing of this book is the result of the efhcient work of Mr. Daniel Bonner and his assistant Mr. Reu- ter Brodersen of the Departments of Printing and Linotype We are indebted to Mr. Charles Boebinger of the Art Depart ment for advice along artistic as well as financial lines. The editors, personally, wish to acknowledge the commendable work of the associate editors and the business manager, and to men- tion the active part taken in the advertising campaign by Paul Summers and Horace Lyons. eJames J. Campbell and Gruna Rubin, Editors.