Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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A northerner riding through the West Virginia moun- Q tains came up with a mountainer leisurely driving a herd 1 of pigs. I H here are you driving the pigs 10? asked the rider. Out to pasture 'Cm a bit. What for? II TO fatten 'em. I Isn't it pretty slow work to fatten them 011 grass? va where I come from we pen them up and feed them on com. I It saves a lot of timef' 'W'aas. I 5713053 50, drawled the mountaineer. But, th whafs time 10 a hawg ? H I I t h t HShorty Martin looking for pyogenic organisms N I UNREASONAHLIE. De doctor says on mus? drink lots 0' chicken broth, Ephraim. said Mrs. Johnson, an' stay in out OI de night air. How am I to git chicken broth if I can't go out in de 6 night air? DatIs what I want Ler know. 9H It was during my Senior year that I was one day assign- ed a patient-yc5t a patientIa small boy. I placed him in the chair, made a hurried examination and inquired as to his age. I'Seven, the boy replied. uOh, you must be more than seven? said I. doubtingly. Seven. insisted the lad, rather pleased at being taken for older. I turned to a fellow student and said, Do you think it possible that his teeth could have gotten as dirty as that in only seven years ? As IT HAPPENED IN CINCY. In a certain community bathing facilities must have been scarce. and a certain public school teacher had to take ihe following action for sanitary reasons, sending a dirty little urchin home with this note: My dear Madathlease see to it that your little girl gets a bath. She is dirty; in fact. she smells bad.' to which the reply came as follow: Teacher; M3 little girl ain't no rose--don't smell her. Learn her.

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.9..- h n m w W Winn! t . M . Wu 't A 1P 1 l. WA t H fl WAS on a balmy clay in November that the t - 4m Senior and Junior 'Classes were notified otua f3 9,7! presented opportunity of attending 'an opela- gifwggaw tion at the Good Samarltan Hospltal. .ThE l i'x'w73 students organized themselves into llttle bands and Wended their way in an easterly direction from the college, There was a great deal of speculation as to the probable outcome of the operation, but We were assured by Me, the surgeon of our Class, that every- thing would he 0. K. HOW did this wise man know all about it? This was explained later. Did you ever Visit a hospital amphitheater? Perhaps not, so I will give you a brief description. A large, welI-lighted room, with tier upon tier of seats, a slaughtering pit, numerous sterilizing apparatus, automatic wash-stancls, etc. Just a minute-I almost forgot the most important fixture, that of a heavy iron rail about the operating pit, and it is extremely fortue nate that the same was there, for it served a double purpose, First, that of keeping the Juniors from moving their chairs down alongside of the operating table, and afterwards, that of keeping a few who became groggy from falling into the steam vat. There was considerable red tape gone through with along the line of preparation, and the students were extremely interested in one of the nurses in particular, a buxom little 2 A Memorable Trip l'aMxv H,h Sigimiangf-Hm 'mm Emmi m; . 35mm- 0 98 P, 'g blonde, and in all confidence I must tell you that our friend VValters'l had to be tied to his Chair, he was so anxious to get down and tell her of his admiration for her. Every- thing was progressing nicely, and we were all of us deeply engrossed in Dr. Colter's lecture, when all of a sudden, we heard a snickering at the entrance door, and looking around, behold, in all their primitive beauty, we beheld the fair CO- EDS. Says 1, ttWhere have you been, my pretty maids ?t't and there came a withered response that they had traveled in a westerly direction out Eighth street. Of course, we know Fleischmamfs distillery is out in that direction, and should their financial condition be such that they can not afford to buy their spirits at retail they should advise us and we would be glad to attend such errands for them. HNO, you clidrtlt ?n Yes, but we know you did, fair ones, for you came back in good spirits? Now to the operation, HWho We had our venerable Dean with us, our Pinkerton detective was also there, and the iWayl the boys behaved was a caution. was there ? Everything moved along smoothly and apparently all was in readiness when, alas, a messenger Summoncd from our midst Drs. McCurdy and McComb. How careless of Dr. Knight to overlook this fact until such a late hour, for how could he possibly get along without our surgeon as associate? Did you ever see MeComb oper- ate? He is very graceful, bump: into everybody, steps on