Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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A northerner riding through the West Virginia moun- Q tains came up with a mountainer leisurely driving a herd 1 of pigs. I H here are you driving the pigs 10? asked the rider. Out to pasture 'Cm a bit. What for? II TO fatten 'em. I Isn't it pretty slow work to fatten them 011 grass? va where I come from we pen them up and feed them on com. I It saves a lot of timef' 'W'aas. I 5713053 50, drawled the mountaineer. But, th whafs time 10 a hawg ? H I I t h t HShorty Martin looking for pyogenic organisms N I UNREASONAHLIE. De doctor says on mus? drink lots 0' chicken broth, Ephraim. said Mrs. Johnson, an' stay in out OI de night air. How am I to git chicken broth if I can't go out in de 6 night air? DatIs what I want Ler know. 9H It was during my Senior year that I was one day assign- ed a patient-yc5t a patientIa small boy. I placed him in the chair, made a hurried examination and inquired as to his age. I'Seven, the boy replied. uOh, you must be more than seven? said I. doubtingly. Seven. insisted the lad, rather pleased at being taken for older. I turned to a fellow student and said, Do you think it possible that his teeth could have gotten as dirty as that in only seven years ? As IT HAPPENED IN CINCY. In a certain community bathing facilities must have been scarce. and a certain public school teacher had to take ihe following action for sanitary reasons, sending a dirty little urchin home with this note: My dear Madathlease see to it that your little girl gets a bath. She is dirty; in fact. she smells bad.' to which the reply came as follow: Teacher; M3 little girl ain't no rose--don't smell her. Learn her.

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EIEIEIEIEIDEIDUDEUZIDUDEEIBUEIILEIDLIDEIDEIEIUDELEEIEEIEEIUEIDE El E1 E1 III II 1.1 HUD gg QUESTIONS gg CIEILIEIUEIEIUEIEIUEIEIUDUECIDFJUHUUUEUUUDUDDEDDEIHHI I1 II F l H IEIEIIJEICLEI N THE course 0f :1 long college career we find numerous things hard to explain. C2111 you statei How the Freshman discovered his purceptor hidden in his locker? Why did Rule remove a filling 011 XXi'edncsda-v which had been placed by a professor 011 Tuesday? tOh, yes, it waryleaking7 T believel Why Miss Spencer does Mctfmnh's sewing? Why McCurdy wears a hib while doing prophylactic work? HELL, is it because you are gUncle ? l Why Jr. Beagle insists on specializing 0n the uRc-i-enam- cling 0f Teeth ?'7 Why our Secretary accepted an silver dollar? Why the Juniors were all operated on for llhairelip? Why Noel never buys a package of tobacco? Why did Kelsey display such a yellOW streak during the Freshman scrimmage? Why did the girls cut clinic to see Sapho F u aluminum check for a tW'hy not go to the Standard goiISPl Why are Germann and Maybin such scrappy friends? XWhy does Lindeman fill his book with llphony appointr ments ? Don't get sore, old college chtml; IHS all a joke since we begun; Our college days are nearing the end, Then. in after years, we'll laugh at them. un..h..-i -u e One Of our fair co-eds entered a crowded car with a pair of skates slung over her arm. An elderly gentleman arose to give her his seat, HThank you very much, Sirh' she said, but Ilve been skating all afternoon, and I'm tired of sitting down. Owen Moore went away Owin more than he could pay, Owen Moore came back one day Hwin' more. THE CHILD'S ADVICE Little Arthur stood peering down into the countenance of his. baby sister, whom the nurse was singing to sleep. Say. nurse, he finally whispered, l'itis nearly uncon- scious. isnlt it? The nurse nodded in the affirmative, and sang 011. Then, don't sing any more or yotfll kill it! A Picture of McComb Extracting Under Gas

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