Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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gifing you a big spoonful, how can you swallow dat all at one time and not enjoy it? But vhen he saw the impres- nion Withdrawn, he said, Dem aint no nicc men vat Vill git :1 fellow clat smier cheese und take it away again, The. patients were now dismissed and turned over to the Secretary, and when she asked them for a deposit, one Of them spoke up and said, HBy golly, we had some money ven vc came up to the collich, but now We aint and i don't i: ll l l l 6 like dis place nohow, because dey takes your money, your teet and den de smier cheese from you? You see, the boys needed a little more money for base.- ball uniforms, so when they gave these fellows the bumps, all their loose Change was confiscated. The Secretary told them their credit was good, and thus jollied them along, and Hans was well pleased With the job when finished, - Dc La C. IRISHMAN 7 How in the divil can ye Ex those teeth that are gone? Shore and Oi don't want yez to talk to me about sthore teeth anyhow GERMANN-Thathi all right, Pat; well just swing a bridge in there- PATw- A bridge; and what in the divil will it cost? GERMANN e Just about fifteen dollars. Oi kin buy a ferry-boat for that and Oi wonlt need any bridge. PAT m To the divil wit yez. PATIENTeAml if I have gas, I shan't feel nothini? BILL PUKDY w Nothing whatever. PATIENT eAnd 1 shant know what you be doin'? HILL e You won't know anything, PATIENT e W'ell, just wait a minute until i count my wad. FLUNKERS e But I don't think that I deserve an absolute zero. DR. WAY e No. sir; neither do I, but it is the lowest mark I am allowed to give. Good day. $ 94 HALE- Say, PIFUHL, how many gold hllings have you had? BRUMe Eight, but, say, l put one in three times; that makes ten. jolly the fellow who has bad luck today, Give him a smile for his sorrow; This college life has a funny way, And you may have bad luck tomorrow. e Giossing'mx uMay I print a kiss on your cheek, fair miss P She nodded demure permission, And I rather guess we went to press And printed 21 large edition. - Glossingrr. As HEARD IN THE HALLS. The bclls ring all through the halls, The startled sleepers wake in anger, The steam pipes beat with rising heat And everyone dispels their languor: Ring. bells, ring! set the wild echoes ringing, And answer echoes all around, singing, singing singing. e Glossingcl'.

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Emu? atth ritg T WAS 011 a balmy afternoon in April that Hams and Fritz accidentlly butted into the smoking- One of the boys had just remarked that there had been unthin' dOin' for some time, and Talk about riding TOOITJ . my, oh, my, what a Chance to get hnsy! the goat. well, it wasn't a circumstance to what these two Germans received. They were bumped for further orders. and there were intermingled choruses of Himmcl dormer vctter,I'- Y0u dink a Dutchman vas a geese ?'V HCheese it, you vil break de gristle oft mine vatchf, etc. etc. Finally, in view of the fact that Hans and Fritz exhibited no dispw sition to fight back, they were given a chance to square themselves, and Hans told the following story: You sees, I go mit Fritz to Germany to lifft und vas leav- ing mine brudder Jacob pehincL Lind den I meet, oh, so shaney a frow, und, by golly, she did forget me yet I makes such a big how, such a fine one, ye:. und den she gives to me such a funny expressioning Of her face 11nd I don't know vat is dat poo, poo, I gets in a hght says, IP00, poo, for you? because I dichft nefer see none anyvay. mit 21 fellcr vat says. If you lays a finger on mine sonhrette I vill sew a button on you. My, I vas gladness rlot mine hrudder vas by me, because he vasnIt afraid, he vas all de time smiling, yes. Und ven alles vas ofer I got no frow, be cause she make for us a parade mit de odder fellow, and now I half lots of trubbles for making one lcctle bow. X cl, I comes back to America and mine brudder, not Fritz, 1 means Jacob, told me of des place, So 1 comes to get mine teeth back again once more, und gets out from ITIITW: trubbles. Having told his troubles, Hans was escorted up to the extracting Clinic, as the fc110w who fought with Hans had not quite completed his job the was :1 careless operatorl W'ell, the boys were beginning to enjoy Hans more and more, but Fritz seemed to be in a trance, remaining on the outside. Of the mum. Every fellow who came into the room took a look down I-Ian's throat, and hnally he said, HVat is; was you using my vind pipe for a spy-glass to look into mine stommic? Dat ain't none of your bissness how much Blue Ribbon I drink yet. Who did the extracting? Well, that is a queer question. You know we have only one in our Class, Dr. Cummins, and after :1 hurried but successful operation, in which the German furnished the accompaniment in high G, he was Fritz followed in that mechanical sort of way. and it was not until he saw the sculptor, with his plaster bowl and spatula, mixing the same that he woke up. and With the following expressions: Now, Hans, I vould take your blacc. Yhy it iss, you know, I like dat smier cheese mineself. Aher dat man vas hustled to lhe clinic for an impression.

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EIEIEIEIEIDEIDUDEUZIDUDEEIBUEIILEIDLIDEIDEIEIUDELEEIEEIEEIUEIDE El E1 E1 III II 1.1 HUD gg QUESTIONS gg CIEILIEIUEIEIUEIEIUEIEIUDUECIDFJUHUUUEUUUDUDDEDDEIHHI I1 II F l H IEIEIIJEICLEI N THE course 0f :1 long college career we find numerous things hard to explain. C2111 you statei How the Freshman discovered his purceptor hidden in his locker? Why did Rule remove a filling 011 XXi'edncsda-v which had been placed by a professor 011 Tuesday? tOh, yes, it waryleaking7 T believel Why Miss Spencer does Mctfmnh's sewing? Why McCurdy wears a hib while doing prophylactic work? HELL, is it because you are gUncle ? l Why Jr. Beagle insists on specializing 0n the uRc-i-enam- cling 0f Teeth ?'7 Why our Secretary accepted an silver dollar? Why the Juniors were all operated on for llhairelip? Why Noel never buys a package of tobacco? Why did Kelsey display such a yellOW streak during the Freshman scrimmage? Why did the girls cut clinic to see Sapho F u aluminum check for a tW'hy not go to the Standard goiISPl Why are Germann and Maybin such scrappy friends? XWhy does Lindeman fill his book with llphony appointr ments ? Don't get sore, old college chtml; IHS all a joke since we begun; Our college days are nearing the end, Then. in after years, we'll laugh at them. un..h..-i -u e One Of our fair co-eds entered a crowded car with a pair of skates slung over her arm. An elderly gentleman arose to give her his seat, HThank you very much, Sirh' she said, but Ilve been skating all afternoon, and I'm tired of sitting down. Owen Moore went away Owin more than he could pay, Owen Moore came back one day Hwin' more. THE CHILD'S ADVICE Little Arthur stood peering down into the countenance of his. baby sister, whom the nurse was singing to sleep. Say. nurse, he finally whispered, l'itis nearly uncon- scious. isnlt it? The nurse nodded in the affirmative, and sang 011. Then, don't sing any more or yotfll kill it! A Picture of McComb Extracting Under Gas