Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Emu? atth ritg T WAS 011 a balmy afternoon in April that Hams and Fritz accidentlly butted into the smoking- One of the boys had just remarked that there had been unthin' dOin' for some time, and Talk about riding TOOITJ . my, oh, my, what a Chance to get hnsy! the goat. well, it wasn't a circumstance to what these two Germans received. They were bumped for further orders. and there were intermingled choruses of Himmcl dormer vctter,I'- Y0u dink a Dutchman vas a geese ?'V HCheese it, you vil break de gristle oft mine vatchf, etc. etc. Finally, in view of the fact that Hans and Fritz exhibited no dispw sition to fight back, they were given a chance to square themselves, and Hans told the following story: You sees, I go mit Fritz to Germany to lifft und vas leav- ing mine brudder Jacob pehincL Lind den I meet, oh, so shaney a frow, und, by golly, she did forget me yet I makes such a big how, such a fine one, ye:. und den she gives to me such a funny expressioning Of her face 11nd I don't know vat is dat poo, poo, I gets in a hght says, IP00, poo, for you? because I dichft nefer see none anyvay. mit 21 fellcr vat says. If you lays a finger on mine sonhrette I vill sew a button on you. My, I vas gladness rlot mine hrudder vas by me, because he vasnIt afraid, he vas all de time smiling, yes. Und ven alles vas ofer I got no frow, be cause she make for us a parade mit de odder fellow, and now I half lots of trubbles for making one lcctle bow. X cl, I comes back to America and mine brudder, not Fritz, 1 means Jacob, told me of des place, So 1 comes to get mine teeth back again once more, und gets out from ITIITW: trubbles. Having told his troubles, Hans was escorted up to the extracting Clinic, as the fc110w who fought with Hans had not quite completed his job the was :1 careless operatorl W'ell, the boys were beginning to enjoy Hans more and more, but Fritz seemed to be in a trance, remaining on the outside. Of the mum. Every fellow who came into the room took a look down I-Ian's throat, and hnally he said, HVat is; was you using my vind pipe for a spy-glass to look into mine stommic? Dat ain't none of your bissness how much Blue Ribbon I drink yet. Who did the extracting? Well, that is a queer question. You know we have only one in our Class, Dr. Cummins, and after :1 hurried but successful operation, in which the German furnished the accompaniment in high G, he was Fritz followed in that mechanical sort of way. and it was not until he saw the sculptor, with his plaster bowl and spatula, mixing the same that he woke up. and With the following expressions: Now, Hans, I vould take your blacc. Yhy it iss, you know, I like dat smier cheese mineself. Aher dat man vas hustled to lhe clinic for an impression.

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1?eran Feb. 1.; Banks tries to buy a one-horse hack with an auto horn attached for use at dances. 3.-h Miss Spencer begins to show symptoms of being in love. 8.--Jur1iors, mustaches begin to show form; faculty getting jealous. 13.--We all had our pictures taken in Taylor Hall and in the clinic. 16.7-R0binson shows off in the Clinic without collar or tie. H 25, rPurdy shaves his mustache. Wat; Mar.11.hl The Junior Class gives dance at the Mansion. V 13VH- Kennedy announces that the spinal column sup- ports the alimentary canal, 16.--Exam. on Bacteriology for Seniors. h 17,- St. Patrickts Day 19.7 Stone: tries to blow up college with inlay cast h result, snowstormt n green in evidence. 2Lh-Fine baseball weather; nothing doing. 23.ABrumf1eJd drops his full solder out third story window, H 25. Hale and Banks court martialed: Charge, ttToo much hob-nobbing with several of the Senior girls. leach-Confinueb itla1'.26.h Hale and Banks very busy with technic. Eblh We won a game from Cincinnati College; Official score, lost. Cintinnati Iine-up, three deaf mutcs, three one-armed men, balance sound. Capri? Apr. 1.77Freshmanss birthdayit'Nuf sedf ': -Seniors begin long pull for exams. h 5.7VDeIIa215 demonstrates the technic of putting in amalgam hllings with an automatic plugger. t G.--P01iceman enters Hopkins avenue residence. Robby hides behind wifet McLaughlin under bed. Please, Mr. Policeman, we'll never do it again, H' 14., Clinic desertedh opening game of season, Reds vs. Cubs, In N; rFinal exal'ns. begin. EM? May 'r'.-- Seniors hear their returns. H T- Commencement Day-- They,re OH?!H xvi

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gifing you a big spoonful, how can you swallow dat all at one time and not enjoy it? But vhen he saw the impres- nion Withdrawn, he said, Dem aint no nicc men vat Vill git :1 fellow clat smier cheese und take it away again, The. patients were now dismissed and turned over to the Secretary, and when she asked them for a deposit, one Of them spoke up and said, HBy golly, we had some money ven vc came up to the collich, but now We aint and i don't i: ll l l l 6 like dis place nohow, because dey takes your money, your teet and den de smier cheese from you? You see, the boys needed a little more money for base.- ball uniforms, so when they gave these fellows the bumps, all their loose Change was confiscated. The Secretary told them their credit was good, and thus jollied them along, and Hans was well pleased With the job when finished, - Dc La C. IRISHMAN 7 How in the divil can ye Ex those teeth that are gone? Shore and Oi don't want yez to talk to me about sthore teeth anyhow GERMANN-Thathi all right, Pat; well just swing a bridge in there- PATw- A bridge; and what in the divil will it cost? GERMANN e Just about fifteen dollars. Oi kin buy a ferry-boat for that and Oi wonlt need any bridge. PAT m To the divil wit yez. PATIENTeAml if I have gas, I shan't feel nothini? BILL PUKDY w Nothing whatever. PATIENT eAnd 1 shant know what you be doin'? HILL e You won't know anything, PATIENT e W'ell, just wait a minute until i count my wad. FLUNKERS e But I don't think that I deserve an absolute zero. DR. WAY e No. sir; neither do I, but it is the lowest mark I am allowed to give. Good day. $ 94 HALE- Say, PIFUHL, how many gold hllings have you had? BRUMe Eight, but, say, l put one in three times; that makes ten. jolly the fellow who has bad luck today, Give him a smile for his sorrow; This college life has a funny way, And you may have bad luck tomorrow. e Giossing'mx uMay I print a kiss on your cheek, fair miss P She nodded demure permission, And I rather guess we went to press And printed 21 large edition. - Glossingrr. As HEARD IN THE HALLS. The bclls ring all through the halls, The startled sleepers wake in anger, The steam pipes beat with rising heat And everyone dispels their languor: Ring. bells, ring! set the wild echoes ringing, And answer echoes all around, singing, singing singing. e Glossingcl'.