Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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1?eran Feb. 1.; Banks tries to buy a one-horse hack with an auto horn attached for use at dances. 3.-h Miss Spencer begins to show symptoms of being in love. 8.--Jur1iors, mustaches begin to show form; faculty getting jealous. 13.--We all had our pictures taken in Taylor Hall and in the clinic. 16.7-R0binson shows off in the Clinic without collar or tie. H 25, rPurdy shaves his mustache. Wat; Mar.11.hl The Junior Class gives dance at the Mansion. V 13VH- Kennedy announces that the spinal column sup- ports the alimentary canal, 16.--Exam. on Bacteriology for Seniors. h 17,- St. Patrickts Day 19.7 Stone: tries to blow up college with inlay cast h result, snowstormt n green in evidence. 2Lh-Fine baseball weather; nothing doing. 23.ABrumf1eJd drops his full solder out third story window, H 25. Hale and Banks court martialed: Charge, ttToo much hob-nobbing with several of the Senior girls. leach-Confinueb itla1'.26.h Hale and Banks very busy with technic. Eblh We won a game from Cincinnati College; Official score, lost. Cintinnati Iine-up, three deaf mutcs, three one-armed men, balance sound. Capri? Apr. 1.77Freshmanss birthdayit'Nuf sedf ': -Seniors begin long pull for exams. h 5.7VDeIIa215 demonstrates the technic of putting in amalgam hllings with an automatic plugger. t G.--P01iceman enters Hopkins avenue residence. Robby hides behind wifet McLaughlin under bed. Please, Mr. Policeman, we'll never do it again, H' 14., Clinic desertedh opening game of season, Reds vs. Cubs, In N; rFinal exal'ns. begin. EM? May 'r'.-- Seniors hear their returns. H T- Commencement Day-- They,re OH?!H xvi

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Oct Nov. aafenbar 1907s 08 DefoBer ..;r School commences; Freshmen arrived. J 11.-- Most of Juniors and Seniors arrive. 13i--Junior-Freslmian Class Rush. Itii- Seniors have class electionibig doings, Qirirlnvitation Committee appointed. 34.77 Hicks tries; to Hirt window. with dummy in a stun: ??i- Prior does some work for a friend of hia: big crowds in Prioris Vicinity. ?fhi- Blondy' changes his boarding-housc. Qlo'oemlSer 1.7- Dr. Smith threatens to firei' the rowdy half of the Senior Class. 3i. Psi Omega take moonlight ride to Locklandi for full particulars, ask Freshmen. Rw UCComb tells 2m admiring bunch 0f Freshmen his experiences whiie hbughrwhackingf 161i Kennedy, Banks and Stewart take auto ride with Dr. H. T. Smith. lli-Kcunedy, Banks and Stewart get bumped for same. 30.7 Seniors begin to talk about commencement clothes. Ut's worse than a girls, seminaryj '33.--Srei1ior Class vote to wear caps and gowns at commenccmcut, iLots 0f iisore heads. 3 9 Dec. 91 D Jan. $ecemBer l.--Time to think of examinations. iie-ALILTHIAN Staff appointed. First organization OmCETN of ALEIHHA Board. meeting, and election of 1.3.-- Alid-Term Exams. begin. i31,--X-mas vacation begin; Shelton and McCurdy kiss each other gOOd-bye. Scene, Grand Central Depot. l-Lf- Arrival of big shipment of ponies. lli. , Ponies stampeded in Taylor Hall. ganuarg ?.--Lccturcs and FOII-call mammal. Ti--Chas. Baer showered with rice, also Dr. Smith. H-VThe girls cut roli-call to see Saphof JiirGermaun loses his instruments. lirrSllelton waits for a female On Central aveuue so long they hitch horses to him. Iii McLaughlin and Alarlatt attend a concert and get stung. ??Li Schweinsberger has a patienti faintaibut artiticiai perspiration brings him around all right. '21'3.-- The Psi Omega dance comes otofi Htti Nothing doing- everybody sleepy.

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Emu? atth ritg T WAS 011 a balmy afternoon in April that Hams and Fritz accidentlly butted into the smoking- One of the boys had just remarked that there had been unthin' dOin' for some time, and Talk about riding TOOITJ . my, oh, my, what a Chance to get hnsy! the goat. well, it wasn't a circumstance to what these two Germans received. They were bumped for further orders. and there were intermingled choruses of Himmcl dormer vctter,I'- Y0u dink a Dutchman vas a geese ?'V HCheese it, you vil break de gristle oft mine vatchf, etc. etc. Finally, in view of the fact that Hans and Fritz exhibited no dispw sition to fight back, they were given a chance to square themselves, and Hans told the following story: You sees, I go mit Fritz to Germany to lifft und vas leav- ing mine brudder Jacob pehincL Lind den I meet, oh, so shaney a frow, und, by golly, she did forget me yet I makes such a big how, such a fine one, ye:. und den she gives to me such a funny expressioning Of her face 11nd I don't know vat is dat poo, poo, I gets in a hght says, IP00, poo, for you? because I dichft nefer see none anyvay. mit 21 fellcr vat says. If you lays a finger on mine sonhrette I vill sew a button on you. My, I vas gladness rlot mine hrudder vas by me, because he vasnIt afraid, he vas all de time smiling, yes. Und ven alles vas ofer I got no frow, be cause she make for us a parade mit de odder fellow, and now I half lots of trubbles for making one lcctle bow. X cl, I comes back to America and mine brudder, not Fritz, 1 means Jacob, told me of des place, So 1 comes to get mine teeth back again once more, und gets out from ITIITW: trubbles. Having told his troubles, Hans was escorted up to the extracting Clinic, as the fc110w who fought with Hans had not quite completed his job the was :1 careless operatorl W'ell, the boys were beginning to enjoy Hans more and more, but Fritz seemed to be in a trance, remaining on the outside. Of the mum. Every fellow who came into the room took a look down I-Ian's throat, and hnally he said, HVat is; was you using my vind pipe for a spy-glass to look into mine stommic? Dat ain't none of your bissness how much Blue Ribbon I drink yet. Who did the extracting? Well, that is a queer question. You know we have only one in our Class, Dr. Cummins, and after :1 hurried but successful operation, in which the German furnished the accompaniment in high G, he was Fritz followed in that mechanical sort of way. and it was not until he saw the sculptor, with his plaster bowl and spatula, mixing the same that he woke up. and With the following expressions: Now, Hans, I vould take your blacc. Yhy it iss, you know, I like dat smier cheese mineself. Aher dat man vas hustled to lhe clinic for an impression.