Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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he v05 3 vonderful philosofy, he Vll publish a book in de near soonness 011 llHow tu Kast a Ful Solder in Wone Throw? He vas a wonderful creationings, always being in early like, all fon de collech boys shout p6,. member ven Broomfield asked Ller Dr. to he exkuscd after he hat asked Maupins batient eef cle oberation hurt much? Dar Dr. Clicl not know. of korse not, vat vas in de ripl aher Broomheld kin tell yu. Did yu see von VVolfman poured sum H202 into a molar rite out von cle bottle vows? Yes. Val, he did, 11ml baem donnerwcttcr: uml de result wus Do you re- astonishing he says. Do you know vat habens wons wen D1: Way lcald tu Meyer to do some interpretationings, vcn de batient told Meyers all about ect, before und after? Vel eef yu vas not dare yust ask Meyers; he has got de kase 011 iilel ings ven tu Seniors-ol tink it vas cler Mosketo skating rink und Blondey-ovel beim dormer dey verr jcwing de rag about vat is de requiraments ven a dental office es komblct. Vel, dey fmly kame tu de konklushun dat a ofhcc ces not komblet rnit out it has sum batients in set, and dat dey are useful and handy tings tu have around wen money ees skarse, and we haf a lonesomeness for it, so dcy conkluded to order von at vonce. 111 de Collich it ees diEerent, you clonlt order them, bot yu sit on de bench and varm it, yust like a sitting hen, only not so long some- times a real good-looking girl den yu slide down a notch und vatch Tim, to see if yu kant get his eye. All at vonce he stands before yu mit a soft twinkle een 1165 left eye, und says, l'IIow about you, 665 your back goat and strong today? lW'esrser-reef you say, ritaway quvick, because you want dat one. Dr. Vay says, llYou will blease vait on 1 v05 sitting in d6 smoging room von morni Yu watch every batient vat comes in 11nd ven yu see wage 83 dis batienl; clat tooth vill need treatment uml a gold hlliug Ef She does not respond tu your vishes, use a leetle phenol 11nd hot air. El she seems shy, tell her yu yust received a letter frum yur wife dat little Jimmie has rle mumps, and ef she ueS still pretty shy, yu inserted een dis vone. yust mak a date so she vill meet yu at de foot of de stairs so you can cxbla'm de situation. Be Very careful vcn you use cle kuspedor vile yn warm rle bench, especially ven Tim ees around, because de reason ecx dc Oder clay Stromler got excited a leetle and missed dc kuspeclor about an inch and Tim saw it, 50 he ritaway moved de spit box a little closer llStronder said, nNiO;O, not exactly;just surprised me a little. Do you know Jeff? V'ell jcff, he tells me he hem awful gooblooking lady batient. He nos her house number, her fone numbcr, und her age. He has also kounted how many steps it would talc tu go tu her howse. Now, Jeff 635 very bashful, 11nd at as a pussel to me how he fmds out all of dese tings. Me tinks dat leap year gas the reason why, and maby Jeff kan dake de kurious fealings away by telling us yet. Yy vot ees? Vy, luke at all dese bonies; yust see dem kick and rip and tare arount. Oh, yes, kan you here dat bell ring? Et es examination time, Viv es de atmosfere so noisy in de smoging room? some7 by mamma and habba und dc dog, und ach leaber and ask of et scared him. Vel, you no effery body is going home straw-sack here knows Hank. My gotness, how dat collich vibrates; Vhy effen Dr, Erby has made a mistake und tlUkS de Duke,s batiem es a lady. Vel, skool ass out, baem dom 1161', und ve are shaking hands mit Dr, Vay, vil he bro- nounses his blessing over us all, to take us trn our trials and vakashun lime, and ve take anoter goof long look and say, Good. bye. olh F. M.

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vot ems habening ven de bung hole faektoree explodet und dat famous Ohio River took dc rcmainings along Vel mabe you vas again knowing Philip AnshutcJ he es our onerable klas besident, yes, Lind himmel donna wetter, dis. man Phil he had yet lots of shares een die bung ole fak- toreel 21nd of kors he loose cfcry ding, he tink dar eeR some craft konected mit it, he says vun cla tu me, Michel, lll tink itls like dis, yu se dar wus tu beside me en dis bisness, Sam Sloan and Wilum Dragbag, and I kant helb but tink elem two sonefonguns hlowed opp be faktoree, so I have tn 1005e my two thousand dollors. All at once 1 say to Phil, why donlt ya get a liar and investigationing some- ding V0.11 outside in to de bigness? Yell he says he already consolidated mit Willey and Sammy, attorneys, 11nd day say nothing kan be done Yet a shame, poor Philip, he says he gotter gwitt smoking, he only smokes now ven hees frends akomodate him mit 21 big zigar's. Dat Philip is a VOt you vould kawl a genuineness een de brofesun, and hees specialty es treating absess and rce-enanibling feet. He has kum tu dc reskue nmny dimes cfcn ven he vas a rag chewer lFreshL-nenl, he akoniblishecl many imbosible feets. He vus noted for geting up the most comblieated patents, vich alvays vas of such a nature dat de pays give it to him good support ven he blascd de article on de marked, und blitzen vat sales he did haf, you wud tink he was give ing away tickets Lu Peeblesl teater, ven ve een trouble get mit Dr. Vay ve go ritaway to Phil, vc kawl him Baba, in dc collich and tel him vat has habenings and he say he vil se tu it so it no more vill haben, Now in dis Dental Collich Llar was many tings habening every day. Der Dr. Vay he take a soch a intrest: in de poys, for a instantaneous de odder day he make a speachenings to Turner to put hees koat on ritevay quvick voncc, for fear him ketches de kold; anoter time he kald his atendshun to little Broadsidcs Glare tony. He says remof yourself ritavay quvick frum dat 82 Window sill before de atrackshnn von outsite vil take you tru de glass to de sidewalk. You all remember ven de kem-ical Labrotory ahnity eBrunkl, oterwise known as $500, treated Dr. V'ay's Oreal situationls mit 21 solution of C2H5OH, and Chrisls extracts, of kors vun tum deserfs anoter, yu n0 von day Brunlc vas Siting mit his whole be- longings on de window sill mit dc window open and whistling, Directly Dr. Way says llBruhk, Brunk, I'CH'qu yourself before yu fall tu Lle sidewalk and break ynr wissle, du yu remember ven Baba Beagle treated Meyerls Lower Molar mit a sugestun to Dr. Way dat he 'tink he Vil haf tu mak a minor but very imbortant oberatun, and Dr. Way say he tink brobably he vonld not stand for de oberatun bekausc cet vud make him much seek for sum dime. V115 yu in de Collich ven Doc. Chase signed his batientls name as Mrs. Chase 0n Cle report blank? Eie eie was fear ein kahrl clas ist. Now der Dopey he makes de best immitasionings von de nanny goat vot I see yet und fink he swipe dc patent wride frum VVelIe Did you ever see ven Pattie hWaltersl was not Hurting mit Cle Ladies, vel he makes so much fuss and smiles so loud, vons in a vile, dat little Willie must walk rite opp tu him and tell him to hush opp, Fatty before I joke you. Von day I hear Dr. Way anowns dis vay, i'Dare vill pe no lecture for de Juniors 'cocla.y,u vell everybody was habby, even Snowburger, who ritaway komenses to sing a little song to de bench wormers. Vc vill all go down to Crissls to drink sum larger bear, und ve all join in de korus, rit- avay quvick. Vell, vell, here koms de question mark. Do you remember ven he asked Dr, Burger vat de essential oils are? Ven you want tu learn de drick of how to make or have your technic bridges made! in von day consultatione ing him about it; he knows. De ladies makes a mistake vonce in a vile und ask if dat ees Dr. Vay mit dem black eyes, and say, nstft he yust grand ?w Dar Dr. Mack, vell

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pogoggg.575ypm.Wp.g.-HH.Wgee .Q, ?immmmwymim:m: m-xa x: ti-sz: Ea-m: H-WJHM RECKON you never heerd nothiif Moore, who opened up here vlong about 72, did : you? began Butte Bill reminiscently, as he hit off a generous chew of Old Kentucky. 'iThem were great days. Cow- punching aint what it used to be? he continued, completely forgetting his original subject. I had bought the office put on the market by the widow of the late Dr. Moore, and, feeling a natural desire to hear the history of my predecessor in this comfortable, thriving town of Cherryport, Oklahoma, I induced Bill to proceed. tiDoc. Moore war a tenderfoot proper ez fur ez cattle and broncos wuz concerned, but, say, when it come to 12157 soiif a achin' jaw tooth out o! yer head, this man Moore war the real peppermint candy with the red stripes wrapped Close around. You look husky, but Moore war a heap smaller, and more sun-dried, and he could sure romp home with the goods when it came to getting a achin, jaw tooth, Yes? I interposed, HI heard you the first time, Bill; go on with the storyf' Bill did not deign to notice the insinuation other than to give me a sad, farwaway and condescending look, which implied, far better than words could have told, that in those days tenderfeet were not wont to be impertinent. ttWali, drawled Bill, ttthis same Doe Moore come rolhni about Doc. 0 l i i 84 Inm-R-m-R A R R le-R-m-m-R-R K a K a 12-55;? J: i: ?.y.aiy$????$ i:? got W W .g.g.u.c; m .m S; -K- K- ??????0983599? in on the overland stage one evenini, and when he ilights, the driver jest naturally chucks his portables after him like they wuz flour or bacon. Doc. remmistrated quiet-like and gets a laugh from the crowd assembled for his pains. Missouriethatis the driverilaughs so loud and hard thet the tears runs down his cheeks and dont even show no resentment at this darc-devii spirit exhibited by DOC. Moore. Doc. wuz escorted over to Ned Gwynne's this saloon and boarding emporium stood just where this hotel now sitsJ by the bunch, and 02 he wuz the First new man in town fur several months, of course, it wuz hinted very lamb-like that he buy fur the crowd and he buys, unprotestin'. Then after seeiny to his luggage and gettin: a bite to eat, he goes OE to bed, leavini us all in doubt ax to what his business wuz like. Next mornini he wuz up bright and early and inquired from me if I knew of any vacant rooms in town. I wuz keepini bar for Ned them days, and told him I anticipated the room he had tilled that night wuz good enough for a tenderfoot. He didnit show no keen animosity at them cuttin' words, but explained that he wanted an office. So I put him next to one across the street, and by noon he had his outfit thar, and a big sign, IDr. Moore, Dentist; Teeth Extracted Painlesslyf wuz flaunted to the desert zephyrs.