Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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??4 ?4 9081 ,- . r , W, . K H945 EWWW$XQW$EWW$WWWM$WW$ ELL, mine lieba boys. lch vil vons a bissla trya to you tella von day habeuings at dat blacc dat day C2111 day Dental Collich, yess. Dar es kommical bizness vat habbens vouce en a vile, yes. Yu no dat dare ecs vat we kawl de hub von de veel vich revolves in do Collich; vell it s Dr. Way, und we all rekognise him as a half broddor to dey l'Madulla Oblongata. and hels bees- ness is to make. clay veel keep going round und send imbul- 565 true de spokes as de vccl revolves, in order dat de Collich does keap in equalivcrum und does not fall over and hurt somebody maybe. He 65 d6 real trick 2111 around, no mistake about it eedcr. Vc kawl him Dr. Way hen he is neari, aber ven cle dime is short unrl he is avay you vill hear only Tim, T. I. or de profess spokenings. NOW. vun day von of de poys, vell, he yust had a such a inderest- ings fealings mit hes vork dat he axidently forgotten his self 0 .0 -.,-o .f 2 d 1 u ancli and called him Doc.: de dime wus not long van de stujent woke up, und ven he saw de exhresioning on do komblexum von der Drls. fa-asc he vas feeling yet like a cat op de tree mit a dok at de boddum. Vel de Dr. said he vould sooner be kald Cap den Doe, and also saycd of kors if he vould make a such a awful mestakenings again he vould be bunishcd. Vitch he deals out in many vays, such as being kombeled to stay down een Chrisls blace all nite til yu git dat g0 tu hell feelings, 11nd yu feel like yu kan 0 SI umommmmwwwwmmmwmwg Reflections of Dr. Wedelsweiler :6? 334 allvase kawl him Dr and never forget it. It is alvas dis Vay lT. l.l dat Vay do odder Vay, und ven yu here my lle kals de Students Roll by de last name ungafare tree dimes een von day, you must alvace luke anoddcr vay. aber dare ccs alvase von or two brelimenare speaches konei ctud mit cet, sometink like dces. lin dat kornerl. vell, uncl at vuuce you Will link dat de siklone yust passt ofer. Den he says, de Juniors vill blease render a few songs before dey go tu de deseckting room, and 0f kors De Leberwurst singer varinc, gif vun, too, Oder tree of dcr best selectuns. dat dey kan get such as lth, dcm Leetle old Red Socksl HHigh Lee, High Lowf and so weider, and den bass down on do human elevator to de dcsccktioning 1.00111 Dey genly go by vay of de gate und salute de prcsidcning oihser in charge vou cle gate. who es genly Dr. Way. und vilc we bass by he holds opp his hands and bronounces dess vords 0f blesincks ofer his children, knowing dat day atrackshunings see. so great dat some vun might be axiclent- ly Overcummed mit joy, and dat wuldu't do of korus, here A leatle more iiois bleas I kan hear dc resbouse to role kall too orders must he oboyed. generally will are de words of blesinck: Traumatismkyperaemia cpulis sacrum, sapeophytic gustrochnemius gloinom hemoglobin sporosesomatic, which signifies cartoffelsalawd broad worst bumbcrnickle mit a bissla lawger, und anything that induses sleep mit out a dream. I vill wonst tell you abOut

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Blessings 0n thee, little man, Happy Freshman, with cheeks 0f tan, With thy turnedmp pantaloons, And thy merry-whistled tunes; From my heart 11 give thee joy, I was once a Freshman boy. Hi, 0! Class of nineteen eight, Be thou proud of such a fate, Of thy two years honest labor Gained above thy Freshman neighbor; Brilliant as the stars of night Shines thy class in power and might, Made to tread this life of toil, Back and forth in wild turmoil; Oh, thou Jl'unior must Obey, You should not be led astray; Never let your track be found Ever on forbidden ground. 80 Freshman, soon thy task you see, All too soon a Junior be; Gaily, then, my little man, Live and laugh as boyhood can; Oh, that thou couldst see thy joy Ere it passes, Freshman boy. I would Eu 3 Senior be, Ever will I envy thee O, thou proud and learned man! Does a Junior think he can Ever wear thy cap and gown And thy graduation crown? - Glossinger.

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vot ems habening ven de bung hole faektoree explodet und dat famous Ohio River took dc rcmainings along Vel mabe you vas again knowing Philip AnshutcJ he es our onerable klas besident, yes, Lind himmel donna wetter, dis. man Phil he had yet lots of shares een die bung ole fak- toreel 21nd of kors he loose cfcry ding, he tink dar eeR some craft konected mit it, he says vun cla tu me, Michel, lll tink itls like dis, yu se dar wus tu beside me en dis bisness, Sam Sloan and Wilum Dragbag, and I kant helb but tink elem two sonefonguns hlowed opp be faktoree, so I have tn 1005e my two thousand dollors. All at once 1 say to Phil, why donlt ya get a liar and investigationing some- ding V0.11 outside in to de bigness? Yell he says he already consolidated mit Willey and Sammy, attorneys, 11nd day say nothing kan be done Yet a shame, poor Philip, he says he gotter gwitt smoking, he only smokes now ven hees frends akomodate him mit 21 big zigar's. Dat Philip is a VOt you vould kawl a genuineness een de brofesun, and hees specialty es treating absess and rce-enanibling feet. He has kum tu dc reskue nmny dimes cfcn ven he vas a rag chewer lFreshL-nenl, he akoniblishecl many imbosible feets. He vus noted for geting up the most comblieated patents, vich alvays vas of such a nature dat de pays give it to him good support ven he blascd de article on de marked, und blitzen vat sales he did haf, you wud tink he was give ing away tickets Lu Peeblesl teater, ven ve een trouble get mit Dr. Vay ve go ritaway to Phil, vc kawl him Baba, in dc collich and tel him vat has habenings and he say he vil se tu it so it no more vill haben, Now in dis Dental Collich Llar was many tings habening every day. Der Dr. Vay he take a soch a intrest: in de poys, for a instantaneous de odder day he make a speachenings to Turner to put hees koat on ritevay quvick voncc, for fear him ketches de kold; anoter time he kald his atendshun to little Broadsidcs Glare tony. He says remof yourself ritavay quvick frum dat 82 Window sill before de atrackshnn von outsite vil take you tru de glass to de sidewalk. You all remember ven de kem-ical Labrotory ahnity eBrunkl, oterwise known as $500, treated Dr. V'ay's Oreal situationls mit 21 solution of C2H5OH, and Chrisls extracts, of kors vun tum deserfs anoter, yu n0 von day Brunlc vas Siting mit his whole be- longings on de window sill mit dc window open and whistling, Directly Dr. Way says llBruhk, Brunk, I'CH'qu yourself before yu fall tu Lle sidewalk and break ynr wissle, du yu remember ven Baba Beagle treated Meyerls Lower Molar mit a sugestun to Dr. Way dat he 'tink he Vil haf tu mak a minor but very imbortant oberatun, and Dr. Way say he tink brobably he vonld not stand for de oberatun bekausc cet vud make him much seek for sum dime. V115 yu in de Collich ven Doc. Chase signed his batientls name as Mrs. Chase 0n Cle report blank? Eie eie was fear ein kahrl clas ist. Now der Dopey he makes de best immitasionings von de nanny goat vot I see yet und fink he swipe dc patent wride frum VVelIe Did you ever see ven Pattie hWaltersl was not Hurting mit Cle Ladies, vel he makes so much fuss and smiles so loud, vons in a vile, dat little Willie must walk rite opp tu him and tell him to hush opp, Fatty before I joke you. Von day I hear Dr. Way anowns dis vay, i'Dare vill pe no lecture for de Juniors 'cocla.y,u vell everybody was habby, even Snowburger, who ritaway komenses to sing a little song to de bench wormers. Vc vill all go down to Crissls to drink sum larger bear, und ve all join in de korus, rit- avay quvick. Vell, vell, here koms de question mark. Do you remember ven he asked Dr, Burger vat de essential oils are? Ven you want tu learn de drick of how to make or have your technic bridges made! in von day consultatione ing him about it; he knows. De ladies makes a mistake vonce in a vile und ask if dat ees Dr. Vay mit dem black eyes, and say, nstft he yust grand ?w Dar Dr. Mack, vell