Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Blessings 0n thee, little man, Happy Freshman, with cheeks 0f tan, With thy turnedmp pantaloons, And thy merry-whistled tunes; From my heart 11 give thee joy, I was once a Freshman boy. Hi, 0! Class of nineteen eight, Be thou proud of such a fate, Of thy two years honest labor Gained above thy Freshman neighbor; Brilliant as the stars of night Shines thy class in power and might, Made to tread this life of toil, Back and forth in wild turmoil; Oh, thou Jl'unior must Obey, You should not be led astray; Never let your track be found Ever on forbidden ground. 80 Freshman, soon thy task you see, All too soon a Junior be; Gaily, then, my little man, Live and laugh as boyhood can; Oh, that thou couldst see thy joy Ere it passes, Freshman boy. I would Eu 3 Senior be, Ever will I envy thee O, thou proud and learned man! Does a Junior think he can Ever wear thy cap and gown And thy graduation crown? - Glossinger.

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??4 ?4 9081 ,- . r , W, . K H945 EWWW$XQW$EWW$WWWM$WW$ ELL, mine lieba boys. lch vil vons a bissla trya to you tella von day habeuings at dat blacc dat day C2111 day Dental Collich, yess. Dar es kommical bizness vat habbens vouce en a vile, yes. Yu no dat dare ecs vat we kawl de hub von de veel vich revolves in do Collich; vell it s Dr. Way, und we all rekognise him as a half broddor to dey l'Madulla Oblongata. and hels bees- ness is to make. clay veel keep going round und send imbul- 565 true de spokes as de vccl revolves, in order dat de Collich does keap in equalivcrum und does not fall over and hurt somebody maybe. He 65 d6 real trick 2111 around, no mistake about it eedcr. Vc kawl him Dr. Way hen he is neari, aber ven cle dime is short unrl he is avay you vill hear only Tim, T. I. or de profess spokenings. NOW. vun day von of de poys, vell, he yust had a such a inderest- ings fealings mit hes vork dat he axidently forgotten his self 0 .0 -.,-o .f 2 d 1 u ancli and called him Doc.: de dime wus not long van de stujent woke up, und ven he saw de exhresioning on do komblexum von der Drls. fa-asc he vas feeling yet like a cat op de tree mit a dok at de boddum. Vel de Dr. said he vould sooner be kald Cap den Doe, and also saycd of kors if he vould make a such a awful mestakenings again he vould be bunishcd. Vitch he deals out in many vays, such as being kombeled to stay down een Chrisls blace all nite til yu git dat g0 tu hell feelings, 11nd yu feel like yu kan 0 SI umommmmwwwwmmmwmwg Reflections of Dr. Wedelsweiler :6? 334 allvase kawl him Dr and never forget it. It is alvas dis Vay lT. l.l dat Vay do odder Vay, und ven yu here my lle kals de Students Roll by de last name ungafare tree dimes een von day, you must alvace luke anoddcr vay. aber dare ccs alvase von or two brelimenare speaches konei ctud mit cet, sometink like dces. lin dat kornerl. vell, uncl at vuuce you Will link dat de siklone yust passt ofer. Den he says, de Juniors vill blease render a few songs before dey go tu de deseckting room, and 0f kors De Leberwurst singer varinc, gif vun, too, Oder tree of dcr best selectuns. dat dey kan get such as lth, dcm Leetle old Red Socksl HHigh Lee, High Lowf and so weider, and den bass down on do human elevator to de dcsccktioning 1.00111 Dey genly go by vay of de gate und salute de prcsidcning oihser in charge vou cle gate. who es genly Dr. Way. und vilc we bass by he holds opp his hands and bronounces dess vords 0f blesincks ofer his children, knowing dat day atrackshunings see. so great dat some vun might be axiclent- ly Overcummed mit joy, and dat wuldu't do of korus, here A leatle more iiois bleas I kan hear dc resbouse to role kall too orders must he oboyed. generally will are de words of blesinck: Traumatismkyperaemia cpulis sacrum, sapeophytic gustrochnemius gloinom hemoglobin sporosesomatic, which signifies cartoffelsalawd broad worst bumbcrnickle mit a bissla lawger, und anything that induses sleep mit out a dream. I vill wonst tell you abOut