Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Q$$Waligh$o$h$$4$$$o$ ' Good Advice to Freshmen h h $QZJE ogmwmg$ggwu$wungo HE Freshman Class, on coming into the clinic next fall, will naturally be a little green as to the proper conduct they should have in the clinic, and the manner of waiting on patients. It is for the benefit of the Freshman Class as a whole that the following good advice is given. Tt is seldom that, in giving advice, we can give any but tnegatlve advice. Therefore, we will say to you Don? do it. Doult call your demonstrators HDoc. It ruiaht cause . b a poplcxy. Don't squirt a syriugcful Of Water into a tooth, after adjusting a rubber cloth, and tell your patient to spit. Tell them to use the cuspidor. Don't call a rubber cloth a Hdam. Miss Whrnick will think you are road at her. Don't make hdates'l with your patients. ments, and, besides, you might get stung, Make appoint, Don't come up into the clinic about four P. M. eating pretzels or cheese sandwiches. Dr. XVay might not mark you present at rollicall. CD 48 Don't put all of your nice, new, bright instruments on the bracket at once. Your patient will know you are a beginner. If you have most of them dirty, they will think you are a Senior. Darft run your engine backwards when you want your burr to cut. Dorf! jab a live pulp with your explorer and ask your patient if it hurts. You can tell better by watching them jump or let out a yell. Don't blow out a cavity with your mouth; use your chip blower. Your patient might think she is in a brewery. Don't use your rubber cloth punch to punch holes in brass plate. DUIEit come into the Clinic without a collar and tie. QRobby, tithe. noticej DON'T, for goodness sake, don't try to raise a mustacho All your friends will shun you, and you will be an outcast. In closing, we can think of nothing better than to quote Dr, Way and say: Don't use woocl alcoholU

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Quantitative and Qualitative Analysis of Freshman Class. NAME OCCUPATION LOVES MUST HATES Mua-rr GREATEST 515; REDEEMINI: VIRTL'F, MANNERS RESEMBLHS ADAMS ........... Gentleman . . . . .To look nice ...... Miss Susie ....... Intemperauce ........... ? ................ Fair ........... JL porcupine. BUTLER, A.S , . . .Has none ......... Himself .......... Everyone.. . . . . ,Quarreling .............. Being handsomem .Bad ........... -X dwarf. BUTLER,H C. . .I'nknown . . . . . , .A jewess , , ..... Hoblitzell. ....... Fighting ......... . . .Ask the girls ....... Good .......... x jew. CHRISTY .. .. ..... Farming ........... 3; woman . . .. ....To Comb his hair..51eeping ............... Going to church . . .Bad . . .. . . .. A caliish, CUMMINS ......... Treasurer.. . . . . .To gamble ........ Nicholson ......... Smoking ............... His smiling face. . . P ........... i cat. DELI? CROIX. . . . . .Making dent.chairs .To dance ........ To be called ugly..Ta1king to much .. ..... His nationality . ..D:Iedium ...... Maud. FLESHER ......... Sailor ............. To make a noise.. .To be quiet ....... Disturbing Dr. Knight ..Has none. . . . ..... Bad . . ........ a duke. GIBSON .......... KVoodsman ....... Everyone ......... ? . . . ........ . .Roaching his hair ,,,,,,, Being virtuous ..... Fair . . . . ..... His UCCHpaLiOlL HOLTEBL . .. .Doing nothing , . . .To be called Dr. . . Chemistry. . . . . Askinqu1estious ........ Helping others ..... Excellent ..... Jim jeffries IIICKEY .......... Milking cows ..... To play ball ....... To lcud ........... Flirting ................. His pretty eyes ..... Poor .......... 4: dago. HOBLITZELL ...... Steward ........... To be president. . . .Dr. Cassidy ........ Story telling ............ His size ........... ? ......... john Sullivan HARPER .......... Plaster ........... fro look importanLTO dissect ......... Getting drunk .......... Praying ........... Bad .......... Himself. KESSLER ......... Tailor .. .. , . . , . . .Money ........... To be bumped ..... Butting in .............. Has none .......... Wanting . . . .A hippopotamus. KELLAR .......... Clerk ............. Everybody ........ Anatomy ......... Keeping bad company . .Being young ...... Fair. . . . . . . . A flask KIBHEE ........... Boasting .......... CoFfee and rolls.. . .Examinations ,,,,, Keeping late hours . . , . .Ask Miss Digs ..... Very bad ,,,,, Ostrich. LJAV .............. Nursing . . . . . . . . To play pool ...... To pay rent ....... Courting landlady ....... ? ............... Good .......... K crane. LAWS: IN , . . . , . Guard ............ His wife ........... X nigger .......... XVcaring sideburns ...... Shaving them 011' 11001- ........... k babboon. DIARTIN .......... Annoying others .To hook technics. .Deutal anatomy. . .IIis complexion ......... I'nknown ......... Bad .......... B. T. XVashinglon. MCBAIN ......... Civil engineer ...... k woman. ........ To make lechnic , .Roomiug u i111 Shcppard.His sweet smile. . , .Good .......... -X 11 old maid. Mchan. . .Surveyor ..... . . . .The Geneva ....... Dr. Knight ........ Staying out all night. , . .His money ...... Very bad ...... X miner. MOORE ........... Missionary. . . . . . .To eat .......... .To hurry . . . . . . V . .Sweariug ............... His winning ways .Good .......... k chinaman. MAPLE. .......... Machinist . .Ever-thly ........ ? ............. .Keeping had Company. . . Studying, . , . ..... VL-I'y P0011 . . , .A stiff. NICIU umox. ...... traveller. . . . .To be vice-presv . .To be called old. . .Making speeches. . .. . . . Has none .......... Fair ...... . . .Hiss XYarnick. NEEDHAM ........ Farmer . 4, ..... To be 1iattered....Ask Christy ....... Begging ................ Going to 5. 5i ,..4Mi1ms. . .. . .A cow. NICKELL ..... . .Moonshiner ...... Base ball .......... Bad whiskey ..... Being late . . . .......... Being married . . . .XVill pass ..... D1: Wa-x A RISCH ........... XVashing dishes. . .To look big ....... To work .......... Being lazy .............. ? ............... Bad ........... k baby. ROSS .......... . .Clerk in YAI C. L .Tn get drunk. . .. To study . . . . , His associations ......... I'nknown .......... None as 5m . . .A dude. RICE ............. Demonstrating. . . .To dissect ..... . . .Have pictuvetakenAVearing long hair ...... Shining his shoes. ,Aak the class. .Dr. Smith. SHARP ............ Stone cutter. ,. . To write poetry... Everybody. . . . . . .Vanity ............ . . . .Ask Dr. Way ...... Fair ........... i pair dividers. SHEPPARD . . . . .St. Car conductor. .To pull bell cords,To wash his face . ,Swipi11g11ickels . .......Maki11g Change. A . .Poor .......... A parrot. SMELTZER . . . . . Dmggist ....... .To go home ........ 4. quiz ............ Attending frat meets. . . .Hair. . . ........... Excellent. . . . Dr. Dalton. Wuon ........... Miner ............ To extract ........ Histology ......... Talking about: Mexico. A .Ask Kibbee ........ Cheese it ...... X Muxiuml. WARD ............ Bartender ......... To fight. . . . ..... To be called down .Swearing ................ Teaching S. 5. , . . .Well, well E . . .Elephant. 47

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