Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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CDULDNAT GET AT IT. An Irishman who had just united with the Catholic church in a small town was careless enough to let the priest catch him coming out of a saloon With a jug under his arm. The priest waited for him to come by and said: PM, what is it you have in that jug? HWhiskey, 301', answered Pat. HWhom does it belong to ?t' asked the good man. HTo me and me hrudder Moike, sorf' nWell, say, Pat, pour yours out, and be a. good man. nI can't, sor; mine 5 on the bottom, answered Pat. When first I attempted your pity to move, Why were you so deaf to my prayers? Perhaps you were right to dissemblc your love, But why did you kick me down Stairs? DAN DEEVER 0' THE SEAS. 'tWhat makes the fishes look so sad ?'t said Landsmen-On- Parade. HThey're feelin' so, theytre feeliaf so, the Nature Faker said. HBut, then, what makes gem look so thin? said Landsmenh On-Parade. HA-starvinl, sir, a-starivxf, sir. the Nature Faker said. hThey've got the Lusitania and others on the ocean SO bloomilf big an, steady that they dontt 'ave any motion, An, the folks who go a-travelin! lave 'eld back their devotion, So there aint no one to feed 'em in the morning'. Since cutting my hair T have a quantity for stuffing chairs. mattresses 0r pillowcag MARLATT. QQOQOQOQ'OQ-QQO $GQQQ$ OQGQUQOQGQ POTTER 18, 20, 22 and 24 West Fifth St. Established 1866K Che Oidest Store and the Youngest Styles ebmnamovobenobouogoua We've fitted four generations of Cincinnatians, and fitted them so well that they have honored us. by making Ours the largest shoe house in the Central West. QQQQQQQGQQQQQQQ OQQQQOQQOQQQOQGQQQQQOQQQQQGQOQOQ ObQ$QQOQObO$G$G$OQGQ6G$MD 136$ QOQGQOQQQiQQQGQOQ'GQQQGQGQGQ9Q El

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m- m- The Commercial Traveler By Ella Wheeler Wilcnx First in the crowded car is he to offer -- This traveling man. unhonored ancl unsung- The seat he paid for. to some woman young Or old and wrinkled. He is Erst t0 proffer Something :1 triHe from his samples maybe -e T0 please the fancy Of a crying baby. He lifts the window and he drops the curtain Fer unaccustomed hands. He lends his Hcase? To make a bolster for a child, not certain But its mamma will frown him in the face; SO anxiously some women seek for danger In every courteous act of any stranger. Well versed is he in all the ways conducive T0 comfort where least comfort can he found. His little deerls 0f thoughtfulness abound. He. turns the seat Lmaskcd. yet unobtrusive. ls glad to please yom 01' to have you please him, Yet takes it very calmly if you freeze him. He smoothes the IDVC-lilie frown 0f the Oflicial By paying the fare of one who can not pay. True 1110cle3ty he knows from artificial; Will flirt, of course, if yotfre inclined that way; And if you are be sure that he l'letests you; And if you're not, be sure that he respects you. The sorrows of the traveling world distress him e He never fails to lencl what aid he can. A thousand hearts today have cause to bless him - This much-abused, misused commercial man. I do not seek to cast a halo round him, But speak of him precigely as Ilve found him. MRS.W. M. HERRIOTT 8: SON INDIANA DENTAL DEPOT 1A -...-...-...-...-...-......I '3 1 2-30 Established I868 Indianapolis, Newton-Claypool Building VLg-W'nV-m A Modern Dental Depot Specializing Mail Orders -m- n- m- nu-uu-m- ...-..... m-..-.J

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Che hGeneva Rmtaurant and Quick Lunch Room Under personal supervision of JOHN'F. DENNISON, Prop. Home Cooking and Cleanliness our SpecialtieS. Students and other Select Patronage Solicited. 83 49 E3 62 g 6; 204-206 W. Court Stimggmemm Cincinnati g OE GEN G. W. SEIFRIED Gold and Silver Refiner Hssayer and Sweep Smelter We refine dental sweeps, scraps, dust, etc. We sell gold plate, solder, clasp metal, inlay gold, and platinum plate. OPECC: Works: 1 15 West Fifth Street 120 Longworth Street 4? 4? 4.? 4? 42 4? 32 c? 62 C? 42 c? 9 CINCINNATI, OHIO g HIS ORDER. You know Bert; Of course, you do; everybody knows He was an untried sportsman, the Wathgtvn Star de Bert, for he's oncof those peevish individuals, and about clares, but he entered a tailor's shop and approached a clerk the only thing he really enjoys is a big dish of spaghetti, with an air of a champion. 50 if he happens to order anything else he feels it his duty HI am a rower? said he, and I want to be measured for to kick. So one day he stepped into a restaurant, and when tWO pairs 0f rowing trousersuthe kind With the sliding the waiter brought the meal, Bert started in. FirstJ he seats. 777, kicked about the linen and tableware, then the soup and BAD POLICE coffee, and finally he landed on the chops. The waiter ap- HMister, would you give a poor man a quarter t' keep him pcarefi calm and peaceful, howevar a near VIEW spoke from dyin? rebelllon. hl wouldn't give him a nickel; Fm an undertaker. hWhath the matter With theSe ChOPS; are thEY lamb ChOPS 77 or pork Chops? MISS SPENCERa D0 dentists ever go to Heaven? hCan't you telle 35de the waiter, calmly. GERMANN -Certain1y; they have to make crowns for Bert replied rather irritably that he couldrft. the angels. Help! Helpll c: hThen what difference does it make E asked the menial.