Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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m- m- The Commercial Traveler By Ella Wheeler Wilcnx First in the crowded car is he to offer -- This traveling man. unhonored ancl unsung- The seat he paid for. to some woman young Or old and wrinkled. He is Erst t0 proffer Something :1 triHe from his samples maybe -e T0 please the fancy Of a crying baby. He lifts the window and he drops the curtain Fer unaccustomed hands. He lends his Hcase? To make a bolster for a child, not certain But its mamma will frown him in the face; SO anxiously some women seek for danger In every courteous act of any stranger. Well versed is he in all the ways conducive T0 comfort where least comfort can he found. His little deerls 0f thoughtfulness abound. He. turns the seat Lmaskcd. yet unobtrusive. ls glad to please yom 01' to have you please him, Yet takes it very calmly if you freeze him. He smoothes the IDVC-lilie frown 0f the Oflicial By paying the fare of one who can not pay. True 1110cle3ty he knows from artificial; Will flirt, of course, if yotfre inclined that way; And if you are be sure that he l'letests you; And if you're not, be sure that he respects you. The sorrows of the traveling world distress him e He never fails to lencl what aid he can. A thousand hearts today have cause to bless him - This much-abused, misused commercial man. I do not seek to cast a halo round him, But speak of him precigely as Ilve found him. MRS.W. M. HERRIOTT 8: SON INDIANA DENTAL DEPOT 1A -...-...-...-...-...-......I '3 1 2-30 Established I868 Indianapolis, Newton-Claypool Building VLg-W'nV-m A Modern Dental Depot Specializing Mail Orders -m- n- m- nu-uu-m- ...-..... m-..-.J

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THE LIGHT m: GENIUS. For more than a week a school-teaeher had been giving lessons on the dog, says a writer in the Philadelphia Record, and so when the inspector came down and those that very subject there seemed every prospect of the class E'EiSlllnglliHh- ing itselft Things were progressing quite satisfactorily, and the teacher was congratulating himself on the trouble he had taken. when, alas! a question was asked which made him tremble for the reputation of his Scholars. Why does a dag hzmg his tongue out of his mouth? asked the illSPECtOTE E'Yes, my boy ?H he said to a bright-looking lad who held up his hand, while the light of genius was in his eye. mPo balance his tail! shouted the bright bnye ?NW W'MM W mwamw W EmGROENLANDS P H A R M ACY g N.W. Cor. Ninth and Elm Streets. w W Nmn.m Drugs, Chemicals and T oilet Articles m J.?- mu WWW E Special attention given to the wants of J- mm mun. m n. Z w wwmnm Q 129 EM'w-fmmm mmrmJirdy 45' .43 WNW N13 YO Will find at the stores uWhere Men Who Know, Buy a complete line of POPULAR PRICE AND HIGH- GRADE MEN 5 FURNISHINGS Showing at all times up to- the- minute Styles and excluswe ideas Geo. Golde 8z Co. 531-533 Vine Street 413 Walnut Street Obi... Machinics Institutc B1dg.Uniun Trust Bldg. Andrtvvs Bldl. mmn hymn, Dental and Medical Student's SUDPIEGS- go g S. E. Corner Fifth and Race Streets 2 E E E E E z E a E E WE

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CDULDNAT GET AT IT. An Irishman who had just united with the Catholic church in a small town was careless enough to let the priest catch him coming out of a saloon With a jug under his arm. The priest waited for him to come by and said: PM, what is it you have in that jug? HWhiskey, 301', answered Pat. HWhom does it belong to ?t' asked the good man. HTo me and me hrudder Moike, sorf' nWell, say, Pat, pour yours out, and be a. good man. nI can't, sor; mine 5 on the bottom, answered Pat. When first I attempted your pity to move, Why were you so deaf to my prayers? Perhaps you were right to dissemblc your love, But why did you kick me down Stairs? DAN DEEVER 0' THE SEAS. 'tWhat makes the fishes look so sad ?'t said Landsmen-On- Parade. HThey're feelin' so, theytre feeliaf so, the Nature Faker said. HBut, then, what makes gem look so thin? said Landsmenh On-Parade. HA-starvinl, sir, a-starivxf, sir. the Nature Faker said. hThey've got the Lusitania and others on the ocean SO bloomilf big an, steady that they dontt 'ave any motion, An, the folks who go a-travelin! lave 'eld back their devotion, So there aint no one to feed 'em in the morning'. Since cutting my hair T have a quantity for stuffing chairs. mattresses 0r pillowcag MARLATT. QQOQOQOQ'OQ-QQO $GQQQ$ OQGQUQOQGQ POTTER 18, 20, 22 and 24 West Fifth St. Established 1866K Che Oidest Store and the Youngest Styles ebmnamovobenobouogoua We've fitted four generations of Cincinnatians, and fitted them so well that they have honored us. by making Ours the largest shoe house in the Central West. QQQQQQQGQQQQQQQ OQQQQOQQOQQQOQGQQQQQOQQQQQGQOQOQ ObQ$QQOQObO$G$G$OQGQ6G$MD 136$ QOQGQOQQQiQQQGQOQ'GQQQGQGQGQ9Q El