Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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BEAGLE IN 1930. MRS. Bt- Our daughter is twenty years old now, and should be -- ALONzooLet her wait till the right sort of man comes along. She has plenty of time. MRS. R.--Well, I didn't wait. GERMANN 7- What is your name, little girl? LITTLE GIRL -- Grace Maupin, if you please. GERMANN h- Are you the oldest in your family? GRACE -- Oh, no; ma and pa are older. BURGER h-What's that awful noise? WAYhThatis Morrist suit coming up stairsV BURGER- Whatk that thunder? WAyh Horris' suit has met Beagleh. BARTON yWill you have gas, madam? PATIENTi Certainly; do you think I want you tinkering around me in the dark? THORNTON -- My little man, have you a tooth-brush at home? Boy o Sure; my mother gave me one for Christmas four years ago, and it's as good as new. 0 SURE TO HAVE THEM. MIFFKINs-It is said that aggressive, impulsive people usually have black eyes. BIFFINShThatls right. first they get them later. If they haven't got them at BUTLEK-I'm not going over to the hGeneva again KELLAR h- Why not? BUTLERi Some fool took my umbrella and left his in its place. KELLAR g But you might run across him. BL'TLERh I clonIt want to; he left the best umbrella. HESS- Say, Paul, give me iiftecn cents that I may make myself a Christmas present of a much-needed hair cut. FALBUSH-Not much, Freddie, I am saving all of my dough to make myself a Christmas present of a much- needed wig. IIHuHo, Lawson! who are you working for now? IISamc peopleha wife and hvc children? FLUNKERSa But I dont think that I deserve an absolute zero.

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F. P. WALTON Merchant Tailor OTHING Elijijr-VV'T-:f TOO Z'GOOD FOR THE DENTAL 119:8 13 East Fourth Street CINCINNATI. OHIO

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THE LIGHT m: GENIUS. For more than a week a school-teaeher had been giving lessons on the dog, says a writer in the Philadelphia Record, and so when the inspector came down and those that very subject there seemed every prospect of the class E'EiSlllnglliHh- ing itselft Things were progressing quite satisfactorily, and the teacher was congratulating himself on the trouble he had taken. when, alas! a question was asked which made him tremble for the reputation of his Scholars. Why does a dag hzmg his tongue out of his mouth? asked the illSPECtOTE E'Yes, my boy ?H he said to a bright-looking lad who held up his hand, while the light of genius was in his eye. mPo balance his tail! shouted the bright bnye ?NW W'MM W mwamw W EmGROENLANDS P H A R M ACY g N.W. Cor. Ninth and Elm Streets. w W Nmn.m Drugs, Chemicals and T oilet Articles m J.?- mu WWW E Special attention given to the wants of J- mm mun. m n. Z w wwmnm Q 129 EM'w-fmmm mmrmJirdy 45' .43 WNW N13 YO Will find at the stores uWhere Men Who Know, Buy a complete line of POPULAR PRICE AND HIGH- GRADE MEN 5 FURNISHINGS Showing at all times up to- the- minute Styles and excluswe ideas Geo. Golde 8z Co. 531-533 Vine Street 413 Walnut Street Obi... Machinics Institutc B1dg.Uniun Trust Bldg. Andrtvvs Bldl. mmn hymn, Dental and Medical Student's SUDPIEGS- go g S. E. Corner Fifth and Race Streets 2 E E E E E z E a E E WE