Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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F. P. WALTON Merchant Tailor OTHING Elijijr-VV'T-:f TOO Z'GOOD FOR THE DENTAL 119:8 13 East Fourth Street CINCINNATI. OHIO

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keep you busy chasing blankets and dodging feet all night. Hettl take your neck for a handle-bar, put his cold feet in the middle of your back and think he's coasting, but really this is the best time to sIeep, when heis coasting, for When he gets his knee rubbing up and down your backebone you know he has his feet on the pedals again. I kept a bicycle lamp fastened to the bottom of the bed to let him know he was going some. Shortly after I reached the city, I strolled up Vine street one evening and I took in everything from soup to nuts. I stopped in one of those places where you throw at the babies, and for every one yoniknock down you get a rope. and if you smoke enough of the rope they'll wrap you up and put you away. But I didn't hit any babies, so I wrote home and told mother how I missed the children. I went into one of those Fine show places where they have the female singers, and while they are doing stunts it sounds more like a tom-cat serenade with a bull-pup leader. These same girls, after they have hnished their turn, come down and love you in that touching way: they love-touched me Q t0 the tune of all I had $11 tPa, please send me $15 for booksj One of the queens came out and said she would sing a song dedicated to the milkmen of Louisville. entitled, Yes, We XYill Gather By the River. I was walking down the street the other day and some kid had a package of hue crackers and asked me for a light I handed him my cigarette and I thought the kid handed it back, but the dentist thinks he'll have my teeth all right by Thursday. This town has got some mighty funny girls though. One of tern told me not long ago that she didn't want to get tangled up with a fellow who has bad cigars and no money. and sit and look at his face and watch his beard grow. I know that therels no sense in this damn thing, and I just wrote it to keep the gas aeburning and to spite my room- mate when I knew he wanted to go to sleep. Of course, I could have figured up how much I owed everybody, but I wanted to get a little sleep myself. 7 H. E. C. $$mggt$ Love. whispered an alarmed wife, poking her sleeping husband in the ribs, lIXV'alce up the pantry, and they are eating up all my pies.' There are burglars in tIWell, what do we care, mumbled Robbie, so long as they do not die in the house. One day she wore a waist composed of numerous Little holes, beneath which her bosom rose: I, careless, dropped her porcelain filling through Beyond my reach Ah, whither flown; who knows? G O 126 Shrine Of the mighty. can it be That this ii. all that remains. of thee? . Thu chtlty. Having always been at daggers drawing, And one another clan er ClanHU' . 1 p 5 Tim, .8 emors. To the brisk voice of Dr. Vt'ziy, They dance around with but little to say, The Juniors. Where did you COme from, babies dear, Hut of the everywhere into here? ' TIM Freshman,

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BEAGLE IN 1930. MRS. Bt- Our daughter is twenty years old now, and should be -- ALONzooLet her wait till the right sort of man comes along. She has plenty of time. MRS. R.--Well, I didn't wait. GERMANN 7- What is your name, little girl? LITTLE GIRL -- Grace Maupin, if you please. GERMANN h- Are you the oldest in your family? GRACE -- Oh, no; ma and pa are older. BURGER h-What's that awful noise? WAYhThatis Morrist suit coming up stairsV BURGER- Whatk that thunder? WAyh Horris' suit has met Beagleh. BARTON yWill you have gas, madam? PATIENTi Certainly; do you think I want you tinkering around me in the dark? THORNTON -- My little man, have you a tooth-brush at home? Boy o Sure; my mother gave me one for Christmas four years ago, and it's as good as new. 0 SURE TO HAVE THEM. MIFFKINs-It is said that aggressive, impulsive people usually have black eyes. BIFFINShThatls right. first they get them later. If they haven't got them at BUTLEK-I'm not going over to the hGeneva again KELLAR h- Why not? BUTLERi Some fool took my umbrella and left his in its place. KELLAR g But you might run across him. BL'TLERh I clonIt want to; he left the best umbrella. HESS- Say, Paul, give me iiftecn cents that I may make myself a Christmas present of a much-needed hair cut. FALBUSH-Not much, Freddie, I am saving all of my dough to make myself a Christmas present of a much- needed wig. IIHuHo, Lawson! who are you working for now? IISamc peopleha wife and hvc children? FLUNKERSa But I dont think that I deserve an absolute zero.