Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Imperial Columbia Chair Embodiesr e The Following Superior Features: Durability and Simplicity of Construction. Finish and symmetrical beauty of design. Ease of manipulation and cnnvenicnce. Exiremely high and low range. Compensating back. Ideal child's seat. New style sectional headrest. A CHAIR AND ENGINE Are absolutely necessary to a dentia. If he is uclown to now he'll have the highest type of Chair and the hegt Electric Engine. A dentigt jusrt from college, intent on building a practice, needs these appliances. COLUMBIA CORD SUSPENSION ALL-CORD ENGINE As shown in cut With IMPERIAL COLUNIBIA CHAIR, combines the cord suspension movement of our cable engine, thus insuring perfedt freedom and unlimited range, wilh Ihe more powerful, silent and safety drive of the AU- Cord Engine, and does away entirely with the uback lash or unsteady motion of the bur or stone. IBERAL TERMS will be given to students, and if by any chance you don't see our ambassador, we shall. upon request. be pleased to furnish you with our lategt catalog, and quote you prices, either diredtly or through your dealer, on whatever goods you desire. The Ritter Dental Manufaeturing Company ROCHESTER, N. Y. IIU

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A FRIGHTFUL EXPERIENCE 'f ?wwa T THROBBED and ached with all its might, I tossed and tumbled all the night, I Shivered 21nd Lrembled in my shoes, I was miserable w I had the blues; I cursed and swore as I paced the Hoot, I kicked the cat and Slammed the door. I was a desperate, frenzied youth XVIth a jumping, aching throbbing tooth. All kinds of remedies I tried in vain, Nothing seemed to ease the pain: I tried water cold enOugh to freeze, It gave me but a hit of ease; I blistered my face with poultices; I looked as though some bumble bees Had stung me 011 my swollen face, Which, I'll insure you. was not the case, I went and looked at myself in the mirror, It only caused me again to swear; A smiling picture was looking at me; I tore it to shreds in fiendish glee. I could not eat, I couldnjt sleep or rest, I had stood the severest endurance test; Holy Moses in the promised land, 69 But little more of this could I stand. Theft: was one thing left for me to do, I hastened out with that object In view. I fought him away, I tried to scream, I was drifting away as in a dream. My thoughts were junglcd, my mind wasn't clear, Objects looked strange and I felt so queer; I had to laugh for something seemed funny, I was getting the worth of my money. Then I went sailing through the airh Sitting astridc 0f 2L dental chair, The wind was whistling around my head, As onward through the air I sped. I felt so tired I had to let go, And fall to the earth so far below. I wm falling, falling in a r0211; I closed my eyca and knew no more. I awnlctg the dentist was wiping my face. And looking as. if nothing had taken place. WK. tvugh molar that to pull? said he; Doctor, it didn't in the least hurt me; I never took gas before, you see! .Xml I felt just as foolish as I could be. a1. E. Goodwin.

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THE SENIOR'S COMPLAINT WW F QUIZZES were not quite so tough, How sweet this life would be! If all such stuff were in us born, How sweet this life would be! If we could only run a bluff, If Profst would not our 'lsmearing scorn; If we could only sleep till morn, HOW sweet this life would be! If learning on low bushes grew, How sweet this life would be! If we by instinct all things knew, How sweet this life would be! H.Profs, would only pass us through, If they would furnish us a clew, Oh, if we knew just what to do, How sweet this life would be! e Glossingcr. THE STATE EXAM. ??$er OU must wake and call me early, call me early, room- mate, clear, For tomorrow will be the hardest day of all hard days, i fear; Of all hard, weary days, room-mate, so drag me from my bunk, For tomorrow we have a State Exam., and expect I am going to flunk, So, wake and call me early, room-mate, call me early, room-matc, clear, l For tomorrow will be the sorriest day of all sad days, I fear; In about half an hour, room-mate, just kick me from my bunk, For tomorrow we have a State Exam., and I am going to flunk. - Glossingcr. wiQ$QZJW Too MUCH CORNSTARCH, Little Johnnie doesn't like to be kissed, but sometimes he is compelled by some gushing friends of his mothesz to submit to the ordeal. The last time they called he went through the operation as gracefully as possible, but after their departure he remarked, vigorously rubbing the pow- der from his face, nMamma, I donlt like to have them kiss me. It tastes just like kissing a marshmallow. Mushy and dry at the same time. No WONDER. MIKEeHow fo'me tlf polacemin in th' park look! PATeAn, phoy not? Donlt aich wan hov a nurse? Hie :Twas in a restaurant they met, One Romeo and Juliet; Twas there he first fell into debt, 9 For Romeold what Julie ate. 120