Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Jl- -u...u Qlinrinnati mental $upplg Gin. I 777777 T -: DEALERS 1N w J DENTAL SUPPLIES AND SPECIALTIES! Rooms 36- -37 Glenn Building, 8. W. Comer Fifth and Race, Telephone M. 5051 CINCINNA I'I,OHIO 69m $pmaltiw: QUEEN CITY BROACHES QUEEN CITY BURS QUEEN CITY ALLOY i FILLING GOLD AND SOLDERS D Q9 i jgtlinfbr thefaflawz'wg well-kmwi; margifailurrr: I 47.71.? imparttri: Johnson 81 Lund U. S. Dental Mfg Co. chtonWiiliams Gold Ref. C0. The J. Bird Moyer Co. Gustav Scharrnann Johnson 85 Johnson Hisey Dental Mfg, Co. Dr. J H. DOWDICIS Specialties E. J. McCormick's Imperial brand of Vulcanite Rubbers; i the 53;! on earth. J Do?! A complete line of The A. P. Fox Specialty CoIs. Ubrmeriy Fox 8a Garhart C00 HigheGrade Alloys and Eiectricai Appliances. STANDARD PLATINUM PIN, GIBRALTAR j PINLESS, TWENTIETH CENTURY, TWENV TIETH CENTURY CROWNS, WHITESIDE FACINGS tPLATINUM PINJ TWENTY CENTS 322th CROWNS, Our prices are especiaily attractive to students. Not members of the American Dental Trade Association J q- .I. 'l' 116 hhhhhhhhhhhiiiieiiiiii Essay on Dentists wglr'w: Ia ENTISTS is men that put you in a chair and make you squeel if you ahft pretty gaim. I am 7,, gaim because I never squealed once When the J ' dentist was poking an iron in my jaw, but I wanted to sqeei to. When you go to a dentist he will say, Well, what can I do for you and you. say my tooth is aking and he will say that is to bad, git in this chars and we Will see what we can do, then he taiks :1 iron that is awful sharp and puts it on the edge of the hole in yure tooth and it slips Off sumtimes and goes away into your jaw and he says Oh i beg yure pardon, my nerves are bad this morning, then he looks around in yure mouth and says Dear me, there is quiet a lot of work needs to be done on yure teeth and here is a cavity and here is another and here is five moat, then he says I will go ahead and Ex yure teeth up and maik it reasonable and he does it and then when he sends you the bill you faint nearly. Dentists maik false teeth too. Ma has false teeth and they are always nice and white. Pa says they ought to be when they cost him a months salary nearlye WILLIE JONESi hhhhhhhhhhhhhihhhhhhih

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A FRIGHTFUL EXPERIENCE 'f ?wwa T THROBBED and ached with all its might, I tossed and tumbled all the night, I Shivered 21nd Lrembled in my shoes, I was miserable w I had the blues; I cursed and swore as I paced the Hoot, I kicked the cat and Slammed the door. I was a desperate, frenzied youth XVIth a jumping, aching throbbing tooth. All kinds of remedies I tried in vain, Nothing seemed to ease the pain: I tried water cold enOugh to freeze, It gave me but a hit of ease; I blistered my face with poultices; I looked as though some bumble bees Had stung me 011 my swollen face, Which, I'll insure you. was not the case, I went and looked at myself in the mirror, It only caused me again to swear; A smiling picture was looking at me; I tore it to shreds in fiendish glee. I could not eat, I couldnjt sleep or rest, I had stood the severest endurance test; Holy Moses in the promised land, 69 But little more of this could I stand. Theft: was one thing left for me to do, I hastened out with that object In view. I fought him away, I tried to scream, I was drifting away as in a dream. My thoughts were junglcd, my mind wasn't clear, Objects looked strange and I felt so queer; I had to laugh for something seemed funny, I was getting the worth of my money. Then I went sailing through the airh Sitting astridc 0f 2L dental chair, The wind was whistling around my head, As onward through the air I sped. I felt so tired I had to let go, And fall to the earth so far below. I wm falling, falling in a r0211; I closed my eyca and knew no more. I awnlctg the dentist was wiping my face. And looking as. if nothing had taken place. WK. tvugh molar that to pull? said he; Doctor, it didn't in the least hurt me; I never took gas before, you see! .Xml I felt just as foolish as I could be. a1. E. Goodwin.