Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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$$ J IMMYIS ESSAY ON DENTISTS $3? DUN'T like dentists. if they get a chance. pull teeth alrite, alrite. One day he pulled me from under the bed and spanked me on the car because I told a woman her teeth were as black as the spots on my dam e er e Dentists will pull your teeth My pa is a dentist. Pa can hey dominose. and I asked her did she ChCW union scrap ters baccer. then there was a scrap in the union with pa and me, and I got the worst of the scrap My pa can make teeth just as gool as new. He made ma 3 pair so she could laugh when she wanted too and not go around hitting- her lips when she got tickled to keep from showing her snags. G my teeth are as SOuqu as a brass monkey, and I can crack hickory nuts with em and I bit billy g'reeifs finger clean 05 with Iem, because he called me a Chump. I won- der what is a Chump. Golly it must be something awful to bite at fellow's finger off for I can beat him playing marbles IIeIs lost his marble finger, you see. I wish I had some big gold teeth in my front yard, then I would be like the girl I saw once, only she was red-headed and wore glasses. TJ UVV. I could love just such a girl as her. Maybe I got a spanking and may be I didnt Nobody knows but me and ma and grandma and the wood, thafs all. Ma is a doctOr to I guess, because pa said you are the doctor to ma when she was wanting to can the cook because she was waistfull, and pa asked her advice about to many things. Ma said pa uses an elevator to pull teeth with. What do you think of that? Billy Green wouldift believe 11-1 it when I told him about it. He said he didn't see how in the name of God he could get an elevator in a feller's mouth and that there wasn't room to operate the darn thing my way. Igm going to make pa explain it to me some day, but I know he won't do it, Icause I asked him one day why he got so close to a womaifs face for he was workirf on to see her teeth, and he didtft tell me. He wants me to be a den- tist, but not for me. Ide rather work in a soda fountain or be a baseball player, talking about hasball hereIs some poetry Billy Green made for me. wall straight from the batmnaifs bat, and landed on an it'shman tall and spoiled his stepson's derby hat, I rather be a poet than a dentist but billy says heis tired of a poet's life and 110 more poetry for him. Billy told me his brother hadnjt had a tooth in his head since he was born, and I said that's strange and billy said no it ain't because hejs onIy eight days old. So I said to billy I know where there is a bridge of pure gold and billy's eyes looked big an he asked where. In a fellers month said I. Ah go on away you are kidinI me have you gone crazy said billy. Billy wont bcIieve any thing I tell him. He is coming over to morrow to get my pa. to pull a tooth for him and I don't care if pa pulls his head OH it aint very ornamental any way. I like billy though at tiems. Ide rather take up the ministry, than to think of studying for dentistry Ide rather be an actor star or a porter in a Pullman car,- JIMMY JOHNSON. A Hy Hew over the garden a Goodwin.

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Jl- -u...u Qlinrinnati mental $upplg Gin. I 777777 T -: DEALERS 1N w J DENTAL SUPPLIES AND SPECIALTIES! Rooms 36- -37 Glenn Building, 8. W. Comer Fifth and Race, Telephone M. 5051 CINCINNA I'I,OHIO 69m $pmaltiw: QUEEN CITY BROACHES QUEEN CITY BURS QUEEN CITY ALLOY i FILLING GOLD AND SOLDERS D Q9 i jgtlinfbr thefaflawz'wg well-kmwi; margifailurrr: I 47.71.? imparttri: Johnson 81 Lund U. S. Dental Mfg Co. chtonWiiliams Gold Ref. C0. The J. Bird Moyer Co. Gustav Scharrnann Johnson 85 Johnson Hisey Dental Mfg, Co. Dr. J H. DOWDICIS Specialties E. J. McCormick's Imperial brand of Vulcanite Rubbers; i the 53;! on earth. J Do?! A complete line of The A. P. Fox Specialty CoIs. Ubrmeriy Fox 8a Garhart C00 HigheGrade Alloys and Eiectricai Appliances. STANDARD PLATINUM PIN, GIBRALTAR j PINLESS, TWENTIETH CENTURY, TWENV TIETH CENTURY CROWNS, WHITESIDE FACINGS tPLATINUM PINJ TWENTY CENTS 322th CROWNS, Our prices are especiaily attractive to students. Not members of the American Dental Trade Association J q- .I. 'l' 116 hhhhhhhhhhhiiiieiiiiii Essay on Dentists wglr'w: Ia ENTISTS is men that put you in a chair and make you squeel if you ahft pretty gaim. I am 7,, gaim because I never squealed once When the J ' dentist was poking an iron in my jaw, but I wanted to sqeei to. When you go to a dentist he will say, Well, what can I do for you and you. say my tooth is aking and he will say that is to bad, git in this chars and we Will see what we can do, then he taiks :1 iron that is awful sharp and puts it on the edge of the hole in yure tooth and it slips Off sumtimes and goes away into your jaw and he says Oh i beg yure pardon, my nerves are bad this morning, then he looks around in yure mouth and says Dear me, there is quiet a lot of work needs to be done on yure teeth and here is a cavity and here is another and here is five moat, then he says I will go ahead and Ex yure teeth up and maik it reasonable and he does it and then when he sends you the bill you faint nearly. Dentists maik false teeth too. Ma has false teeth and they are always nice and white. Pa says they ought to be when they cost him a months salary nearlye WILLIE JONESi hhhhhhhhhhhhhihhhhhhih