Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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DIME MUSEUM HURRY! HURRYH HURRYm Ladies and gentlemen, we have here the wonders of the age. heads of Europe. These people have shewn before all the crowned They have exhibited themselves at all the watering places g Newport, Cumminsville and Foun- tain Square and the Queen City Beach. A few of our lead- ing attractions are as follows: Baron Galbreathski, HEager Ernest, a modern Sandow, the most powerful man in the world. If you donit believe it come up and feel his musele, ladies; he pulls teeth with- out pain Ho himselfy. tEyarl tDyoublesize Yeast, a living skeleton, our favorite son of rest. Never works unless asleep tsweet dreamsy, and always asleep while working. This man's weight is about 73 pounds. Missethelwill She Evergrowfati This lady never eats, sleeps, drinks or plays cards. She is a special favorite of Queen CarriE's, and this evening will deliver a lecture on When and When hot to sew a button on a manis coat? 0 G Madame Bertines Yelsnik! Now, this wonderful Bert is not only a snake charmer, but can charm any living creature. He charms cats, sparrows, in fact anything worth charming. Our Bearded Lady. She can grow hair while you wait. Comes from the wilds of Ohio; however she is Of very mild and temperate disposition. Come up and have a iichath with this lady. Oom Paul swallower. Falbush. A noted and famous swordA He swallows knives, swords, pistols, horse radish, mustard, in fact anything that's sharp. Dmft go too near this attraction, for he is apt to try and make you swallow almost any old thing. 100

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OME FRESHMAN FACTS Now this little piece of poetry, when having read it through, Will appear to you funny, but nevertheless iris true; About every fellow in our class the truth Ijve tried to tell, But it is easy to 56:6 upon reading, 'twas not written well. First is Adams, from Virginia, always talking of his clan, Then two young Butlers from Belfontain whdd make one fair sized man; Next comes Christy from Marathon, with his hair always in a tangle, And Cumming from somewhere in Ohio, with Nicholson always in a wrangle; De La Croix, as his name implies. This, however, his Irish face denies; Young Flesher from Mt. Vernon would like to be a sport, But, boys, we know quite well hels nearly always broke; Thereis Gibson, whose birthplace is still unknown, But his table manners prove that he was raised upon corn pone; lloblitzell comes wabbling in, for lectures most always late. But Johniiy-on-the-Spot when there are tales to relate; Holten and Hickey both hail from Old Kentuck, O 102 With bluc-grass stains upon their pants and in poker all the luck; Harper uses stimulants and then extracting likes to do, With a few quick shakes and a straightAarm pull, he always fetches two. As to Keller and Kibbee we know nothing funny, Except they are like Kesser thil Ohill when it comes making money ; Law and Lawson, our two West Virginia snakes, Say there is no place like home when asking the boarding- ladyls rates: McBain, though small, is a Greater New Yorker by fate, Slow in his technic, but for a dance never late; Now, there's McClung, who thinks he's a wise old hen, But Dr. Knight with anatomy does certainly stick him; Martin and Ross we know are quite chummy, But their room-mates say they often feel funny; Old Jimmy Moore, well, itis an understood fact That the gals admire him? Why? Well, not for his tact. Maple is a Quaker and favors his race, For piety is stamped all over his face;