Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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DIME MUSEUM HURRY! HURRYH HURRYm Ladies and gentlemen, we have here the wonders of the age. heads of Europe. These people have shewn before all the crowned They have exhibited themselves at all the watering places g Newport, Cumminsville and Foun- tain Square and the Queen City Beach. A few of our lead- ing attractions are as follows: Baron Galbreathski, HEager Ernest, a modern Sandow, the most powerful man in the world. If you donit believe it come up and feel his musele, ladies; he pulls teeth with- out pain Ho himselfy. tEyarl tDyoublesize Yeast, a living skeleton, our favorite son of rest. Never works unless asleep tsweet dreamsy, and always asleep while working. This man's weight is about 73 pounds. Missethelwill She Evergrowfati This lady never eats, sleeps, drinks or plays cards. She is a special favorite of Queen CarriE's, and this evening will deliver a lecture on When and When hot to sew a button on a manis coat? 0 G Madame Bertines Yelsnik! Now, this wonderful Bert is not only a snake charmer, but can charm any living creature. He charms cats, sparrows, in fact anything worth charming. Our Bearded Lady. She can grow hair while you wait. Comes from the wilds of Ohio; however she is Of very mild and temperate disposition. Come up and have a iichath with this lady. Oom Paul swallower. Falbush. A noted and famous swordA He swallows knives, swords, pistols, horse radish, mustard, in fact anything that's sharp. Dmft go too near this attraction, for he is apt to try and make you swallow almost any old thing. 100

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his own feet, sees. everything that goes on and some things that donft and does not believe in antisepsis, Finally, the patient was brought in, placed under the influence of the amesthetic and turned Over to McCurtly for the extraction of a few teeth. MC grabbed a-hold Of a pair Of forceps, and before any body knew it, had aehold of the patientk chin and was wrest- ling with the feHOW fOr a dislocation of the mandible, and no doubt would have been successful if the little nurse had not hit him with a wet towel. This brought Me too, and he preceeded with his part of the operation as gracefully as a professional. All this time there were gathered about the railing a great band Of prospective surgeons, and as the blood began to How and there was a decided crimson hue about things in generat, we noticed on various faces that faraway lookethat I-don'tecaterwhatrbecomesrofrme ex- pression. YouKIe been out to sea and observed some fellow leaning over the rail and feeding the hshesithatis it. Brumfield was farming Walters, and Walters was fanning Brum. They couldnit help it; they were up against the Our own dear Wells looked like one of those goats out at the Z00 after a meal of rubber boots and onions. You know Wells always goes around a bmthf in but on this trip he ducked our. real thing. First thing we knew there was a EB 99 division of the front tanks and behold there came our long and lengthy Mr. Haass. Talk about doing a high dive, he came near doing it backwards 0n the way out w youtve seen a fellow come up Vine street with one of these comfortable jags-you know he is always stepping over somethingi either his shadow or the shadow of a post, he gives you that park step, so famous among fme horses w well that was the way our friend Haass acted up. Now several of the boys ran to his assistance, for they didn't want him to hurt him? self. After the thing was all over Haass handed each of his lifeesavers one dollar for their kindnessi I tell you it is a pity, but his generosity is rapidly carrying him to his grave. They tell a story on Haass Which should have happened when he was a boy. He bought a hanty hen for thirty cents ttoo much money, Haasst. and when this hen began laying small eggs he said to himself, tTm not getting my moneys worth, 50 he goes out and buys an ostrich eggt tied it up on a beam where the hen could see it. and placed the follow; ing inscription over it, nKeep your eye on this, do your best, mrd do it now. There were numerous other departures,but nevertheless, the operatinn was successfully hnished and the audience pronounced it a treat, with a vote of thanks to Dr. Knight and the patient. en- E. G.

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