Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

Text from Pages 1 - 142 of the 1908 volume:

.fmh 113mm! . S VA? V1 x435gax' at; m To the Faculty and Demonstrators of the Ohio College of Dental Surgery Our Friends and Benefactors to them we inscribe this volume -4'.C716 Jqlelhian $00711 Board of Trustees HON; HERBERT JI-zNNEY, Prcsz'dcnf, Cincinnati, Ohio. J. 5. C .XSSIDT, A. MA, M. D, D. D. S., Vice-Presidem, Covington, Ky. CLIN'mx G GALWM', Srcrmn'y ..... ,Cinciunati, Ohio. H. A. SMITH, .X. MA, D, D. 5., Trcamrm' .Cinciunati, Ohio. W. STORER How, D. D. S ............. Philadelphia, Pa. REV. DUDLEY W. RHODES .............. Cincinnati, Ohio. H. T. SMITH, D. D. S. . . . . . . . . . .Cincinnati, Ohio. DAVIS L- JAMES --------- - - - ------ .Cincinnati, OhiO. wfwx 63 E ?.E DEAR READERw- Although presented to you as a onished volume, We doubt very much that your criticisms will give us cheero and in somming up our effort you Will say, EEonislled but incomplete. We do not 0561' you much food for thought, as we trust that the past three years have been sufiiciently monopolized by work and study, so that you may welcome this work of ours as a relaxant to a tired and worn condition, not only at this time, but at any future date when seemingly unsurmountable obstacles are met, or your business increased to abnormal propor- tions. We have endeavored to give every student his just deserts, Eaccording to our judgmenQ and should he feel slighted, he must attribute it to his own negligence in not supplying the material. If you are dissa'tisjied or disappointed, comfort yourself with the thought that this will be our last attempt; if you are pleased, have a smile With your'iEbitors. DR, JAMES TAYLOR Founder of the Ohio College of Dental Surgery The Ohio College of Dental Surgery $9931; .F. .r-H; HE Ohio College Of Dental Surgery WHS founded in January, 1845. in Cincinnati. Ohio, largely through the efforts of the late Dr. James Taylor, who became its first President. Founded at that time. it became the pioneer of dentistry in the 'West. and the second college of dentistry in the world. The first action taken ' after the foundation of this c0 liege 11:15 the election of the Facult3 with Professor t 00k as its Dean The first course of lectures opened 011 the hrst Monda3 in November 1:145 in an old building leased for the purpose 011 Call ege street. the term closing on Februar-x 20, 1846 four young men receiving diplomas. At the commencement ex- ercises each graduate was presented with a copy of the Bible. The old building was bought b3 the college in NovembER 1551, It was found in 1H4 that this building did not furnish the necessary room and facilities for teaching its rapidly-growing student body 50 it was torn dnwn. a new build- ing being erected on the same site. This was the first building erected for the exclusive pur- pose of dental education. Having again out- grown its quarters, in 1H95 the school was moved to its present location of Central avenue and Court street. in IHHH. the college became athlir ated with the L'nivcrsitv of Cincinnati. and. in addition to its old name iassumed the title of Dental Department of the L'11i1- ersit3 0f Cinc.i1111ati In the course of its jTTFltlti carcct this college graduated 11p11 .mh 0f 1 . 11111 1pc rsons having conferied the degree upon the flth 1101111111 graduate of 1e11tist13. 111 addition to its course in theor3 of cxceedinqh high standard it boasts of an infirmar3 practice not surpassed 2111311here in the country The careful supeivision which its clinics have received for 11121113 3ears, togethet with t iiicilmati s enormous population. make it possible to offer this as a special teature. The buildmg OCCUPIES a prgmment comer, nmet3' 133' one hundred feet, in the center of this denselypopulated city. to which a large student body 15 zittraeted each year 113' the reputation of its professional schools. The Ohio Dental Callege shares in this good reputation, 211111 111 the preparations and accommodations which are made for these students. Kl HORACE H. HAYDEN PIERRE FAVCHARD : the sunh is brought to mind by the fact that dentistry can be traced back to the laws of the 3': twelve tables of Moses, when artificial teeth 'i were carved out of ivory; again, artificial teeth have been found in the mouths of the mummied human bodies of Egypt. It is also said that the two famous Roman imperators: Julius Caesar and Antony. were equip- ped with artiftcial teeth. A German dentist, named Galli, has established the fact that the Etruscans, an ancient Italian tribe, were accomplished dentists. He has examined nu- merous Etruscan skulls, and found teeth which had been Elled with wonderful skill. Four others had been covered with gold capsules, two covering natural teeth, whiie the other two were artificial grinrlerst a real piece of bridge work. Among the ancients, dentistry was only practiced by the lower class of physicians, After the Christihn era. the art of dentistry was consigned to barbere and traveling tinkers. whose principal skill consisted in the removal of diseased teeth. Little progress is recorded in dentistry from that time until the eighteenth century, at which period some excellent workers were found in its held. THE EVOLUTION OF DENTISTRY 9 I11 17'th Pierre Fauehard, 0f ttaria. wrnte the first C0111- plete work 011 The Dental Surgeon? He was also the first to introduce antisepsis, before the word itself was emr pIOyCd, by using oil of Cinnamon for that purpose. Hi3: name has gone down into hietury as one of the important factors in the development of dentistry a5 a branch of science Until the latter part of the eighteenth century, any ad- vance in dentistry was cenhned to Europe. but since then its most rapid strides have been made in the Limited States. The first dentist in America was Mr. John 'Worfendaie, who practiced in Philadelphia and New York in 1776, but later returned to England. In ITTR. Mr. john Greenwood, who is believed to be the first native dentist, constructed entire dentures for General KYashington, which were greatly ad- mired. They were carved from ivory and retained in the month by means of spiral springs. Horace M, Hayden, of Wiudsm, Connecticut, waa the First to conceive the idea of a National Society of Dentists, which was organized about 184.0. He wa: a broad-minded, liberallyeeducated man, and is known as the Progenitor 0f the Science and Art of American Dental Surgery? He also took the initiative in founding the First dental college in the United States, Which was chartered in JHRH, with the title of The Baltimore College of Dental Surgery The dentists 0f the West, though fewer in number and more widely dispersed, were equally energetic and prof gressivet and through their efforts a second college was organized on the twenty-Hrst day of January, 1H 15, under the name of KThe Ohio College of Dental Surgery, and The intiuence this college has ex, erted on the dental profession can not be overestimated. located at Cincinnati. Its alumni have furnished textbooks, leading writers, speakers and thinkers along the educational line of dentistry since its organization. In IHSTe there were four dental colleges in the United States, and in 15107, fortyisix were enrolled in HThe National Assoeiation of Dental Faculties. This in itself will show the progress dental education has made in the last fifty years. The first diploma granted to a woman was in 1369. Since that time many young women have taken up the study of dentistry and have been graduated from the various colleges throughout the L'nitecl States. They are now found located in most of our large cities. Many of the most intellectual men of our country have devoted their lives to the dental profession, and investiga- tions along various lines, together with brilliant discoveries, have been made. XV. D. Miller. Prominent among these men was Prof. During Who passed an 11y on July '37. 1907. his early life he spent several years in the study of mathe- matics in Europe. Later in his career, his mind was turned to the consideration of dental chemistry Returning to America, he took :1 course in dentistry, graduating from the University of Pennsylvania in 1879. He then returned to Berlin and carried on an extensive practice, at the same time pursuing his dental studies. He wrote many interest- ing articles upon the subject of mfhe Etiology of Dental Cariem. These articles resulted from experiments that he personally conducted, and were the means by which the present theory as to the cause of this disease of the teeth was established. It was this work that made Dr. Millerts reputation as a scientist. He was jnst entering upon a career of great importance to the profession of this country when death called him away. Dr, G. V Black, 0f the Chicago University. is one of the most brilliant investigators of the present time along the line of dental subjects. He has written it most excellent work 011 the anatomy of the human teeth, and contributed many instructive articles for dental journals. He Original investigator, and much is expected of him by the dental profession. Dentistry at this time occupies a prominent position in the The dentist has ceased to be a mere tooth carpenter, and has become a medical scientist. e Ethel E. Spmmr, t08. is an scientific world ff; Nd ,6 9Q TH E FACU LTY ublwuunn-mqu HENRY A. SMITH, A. M., D. D. 8., DEAN. 0 WILLIAM KNIGHT, M. D.. D. D. S. A. 11., Miami University, Oxford, Ohio; D. D. 5., Ohio M, Tl, Medical College. of um MTG; D D. 5., Ohio C01- College of Dental Surgery, 1353: President American H lege of Dental Surgery, 1:457: Demomtrutor of Anat- Dental Association. wm; President National Asso- : omy. Ohio College Of Dental Surgery. 1HH4JST: Mcmi ciation of Dental Faculties, 1891; Demonstrator Opcr- 5 her American Medical Association; Membm- Ohio ative and PrOsthetic Dentistry Ohio College of Dental i State Medical Association; Member Cincinnati Acad- Surgery, 1860; Professor of Operative Dentistry and :31113 Of Medicine; Professor of Anatomy and Oral Special Pathology. Uhin College of Dental Surgery, Surgery. Ohio ColIege of Dental Surgery, 18:47. 1879, o wwmw FRANK BURGER. D. D. S. 9 HENRY TUMLLXSUN SMITH, D. D. S. Kenton High School, Kenton, Ohio, 1897; D, D. 8., Ohio Graduated H'omlward High School, Cincinnati, 1883; D. College Of Dental Surgery, 1902; Demonstrator of D. 8., Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1:435; Demon- Operative Dentistry and Orthodontia, lHU'NOS; Adi 1 strator of Analyticai Chen'nistry, lann-WT; Secretary juuct Professor of Prosthetic Dentistry, 191735907; Pm, 1 of Faculty, 18210-19I'J'2; Professor of Clinical Operative fessor of Prosthetic Dentistry and Metallurgy, 1907; 1 Dentistry, 1H1I3-190'3; Member of National, State and Member Cincinnati Odontological Society; Member i local Dental Societies. Psi Omega Dental Fraternity. o CYRUS MANSFIELD WRIGHT. A. M., D. D. S. 9 JAMES S. CASSIDY, A. M., M. D., D. D. S. B. 5., Miami University, Oxford, Ohio. 12460; A. M. Ulon- 11. 31., St. Xaviefs College, Cincinnati, 1893; M. D., oraryL Miami University, 1892; D D. 8., Ohio Col- Washington University Hospital mow the College of lege of Dental Surgery, 186?; one of the Eve founders Physicians and SnrgeonsL Baltimore, 1871; D. D. 5., 0f the American Dental Society of Europe at the Rigi, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1869; Ex-President Switzerland, 1873; honorary member of the New York Kentucky State Dental Association; Ex-President Odontological Society IHTG; Eerresideut Ohio State Mississippi Valley Dental Association; Ex-Prcsident Dental Society: EXrPresident Mississippi Dental So! Odontological Society of Cincinnati; Chairman for ciety; Professor of Mechanical Dentistry and Metal- tive years of the Section of Materia Medical and Thera- lurgy, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1870372; pcutics, American Dental Association; Professor of Professor of General Pathology and Physiology, Ohio Chemistry, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1872; College of Dental Surgery. Professor of Chemistry and Materia Medica, Ohio C01- 9 lege of Dental Surgery, 1878. WWWW T. IRVING W'AY, D. D. S. D. D. 5., Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 189-1; Demon- strator of Operative Dentistry, 1894495; Superintend- ent of Clinics, 1896; Professor of Dental Technics, 1899; President Of Cincinnati Odontological Society, 1905106. 12 H. T. SMIIH, 11. D. H. H. A. Smrn-I, A. 3L D. II. S. Unm anl's 1TANHFIFI h WRN-I-IT.A. M . D. 1L5 VVILLIAM KxXGIlT M. D., D, 1;. h, JMu-zs H. Cassuw, A. M , 317 D. D. D. :4. T. IRVING WAY D, D. 5. FRANK BI.'w,;1.:k 1L D. 5, 13 Demonstrators CLINIC AND LABORATORY DEPARTMENTS T. 1. WAY, D. D. S. V S. TAYLOR, D. D, S. Superintendent of Clinics and Instructor in Demonstrator of Prosthetic Dentistry and Instructor in Operative Technics. Prosthetic Technics. FRANK BURGER, D. D. S. WM. F. ERBEY, D. D. 8 Supervisor of Prosthetic Clinic and Prosthetic Technics. Demomatrator of Operative Dentistry ahd Extraction. HARRY MILLER, D. D. S. GOODRICH B. RHODES, A. 13,, M. D. Instructor in Crown and Bridge Work. Demonstrator of Anatomy. VAN BRUADL'S DALTON. D. D. S. DAVID STERN, B. S., D. D. S. Demonstrator 0f Orthodontia and Porcclain Work. DemOnstrator in Analytical Chemistry. S. G. WALTON, D. D S. Demonstrator 0f Operative Dentistry. 7- - VWIWX - XX' l x nix . x: E E E; w ' l. 7-;7m W 4 g.g- 1-1 '4!!! 11 ;... 3 : I ; 3 arr , -::::t-Kf..,.. 'nv-r. $xv . aw .c ' 1,4, I J -;-1:41' WW4?! ' La V. w t , 0 . !c. L. '0, x x ? ?r G ww , C o ,-..m W 511mb .-- as V X TV d xv inn M I w m, glib Z, V; ,. 414; ..;;$9: u- o .- ' uu$x .1 ..$ xxK-Sxx , fr. I14 ... o . 1,: . i w- Q$ x, R? Wm $ ?$$ ' W '0 9'3 sax $ $md k x .. meQl'xixxxxx HARRYMILLER, D. 13.5. DAVID STERN. H 2i, TL U. 5 VAN BROADCS DALTON. D. D. 8 W317 Fr ERREY D, D H :5 G VVALTUS.D D. S. GODIIRICH B. RHUIJES. A. B., 31. D 15 V. b. TAYLOR. D. D. h. WLLIHHIHIIWnggQ HIM mmmluunlnngix SPECIAL LECTURERS M M n J! W V mum mg J1 ngGGQQW. W 0. L. CAMERONS M. D. L E. CUSTER, 13. SH D. D. S. Instructor in Bacteriology. Lecturer on Dental Electricity. A, J. MARKLEY, M. D., D. D. S. PAL'L CXSSIDY. A. B., D. D. S Lecturer 0n Infectious Diseases of the Mouth. Instructor in Anaesthetics and Extraction of Teeth. L. 55. COLTER, M. D. Lecturer on Anaesthetics and Physical Diagnosis. k !!! lelj baa; mew ,3wa 'WVCXRQ 16 I0 :4. CULTER. 11 D. A.j. MARKLEY ll 1'! ll I'XH, I'NH'I. CASF-H'VT. :1. 11,11. D. H E. CAMHRHN U 1; L 17.. CI'ETER. B. h D I: s. WM. F. KNEMOELLER, P11. G., D. D. 5., Quiz Master in Operative Dentiery and Dental Pathology A. E. OSMOND, M. D., VAN BROADUS DALTON, D. D 5., Quiz Master in and Demonstrator of Bacteriology. Quiz Master in Orthodontia and Porccla'm. J. H. HUSCHART, A. B., D. D. 5., Quiz Master in Anatomy. RWW xvi! xwwrx mug QIW , ,-.-f xa- f-A 18 X B. U.-xL mx II, D S A 14; Crsmmx'n. M. D. 3 ll. HK'SCHART. A H. D. 1LS WM, F. KNVMUhLLi-ZR Ph. 6.. 1;. D, S, 11! Colors Red and Green. Flower - Dandelion. Moira h Success crowns all efforts. Yell Bum-ailaca! Bum-mlaca! Crown work, bridge work, Sis boom bah; ThaEs our gait; Pull 'em out, yank 'em out, Wdre the Class of Nineteen Eight. Any way at 311. 07956671? J. W. PURDY ............................. President M155 C M. HILDEBRAND ............ .Treasm'er C. F. KENNEDY. . .. .............. .... Vice-Presidcnt M155 E. W. NEUFARTH. , , , , .4 ........ , .Historian MISS EMMA M, BEDDOW. . . . ................ Secretary E. D. EAST.. .......... . , . ,Sergemzt-atAA-rms HENRY E GERMANN ............ ...Cicms Orator MISS EMMA M. BEDDOW, Youngstewn, Ohio, Secretary Class '08; Member Coreds, '07. Sweet bird that shank! the noise of folly Most musical, most melancholy. CHARLES BAER, Manstaeld, Ohio. The wire Mum i: never less alone Than when he is alomu RALPH EA BARTON, Zanesville, Ohio, E W $ Fraternity. Member Football Club, '07. Equally imwcd By moderation either state m bmr- Prosperous or adwrsr. ALDEN BEAGLE. Friendly, W Va. Silver Medal Prosthetic Dentistry, '07; Member West Virginia Club, 07. There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it .m. ERNEST D. EAST, Elida, Ohio. A E A Fraternity. SergeantAatiArms. I15; Football Club. '07 and 08. Sport flmf wrinkled cure derides And laughter holding both his :idex. EVAN F. CLELAND, Mansfield, Ohio. Member Masonic Club. '07 and '08. Earth sccmrd more swcct to szc upon, Mora freli of love, because of lmn. GEORGE L. BRUNK. Elida, Ohio. The kindest Hum, the bcst-wnditianed, And mzwearivd spirit in doing good, PAUL A. FALBUSH. Cincinnati, Ohio. A S A Fmtcrnity, Our today: and ymh-rdays :er the blades INN: it'hirh we 0chch b5 h? HENRY E, GERMANN. Cincinnati, Ohio. Honorable Mention Prosthetic Dentistry, '06; Honorable Mention Prosthetic Dentistry and General Examir nations0 '07: Masonic Club. '07 and '08; Historian Class '06; Vice-Presidcnt Class '07; EditorrimChicf ALETHIAN, '08; Valedictorian Class '08. Than art F'en as just a man As r'm' my muz'vrwtmn t'ofwd mHmJ. HARRY W. HAMILTON. Verona, Ky. Member Kentucky Club. '07. On their own mvrff: mudmt mm: arc dumb. ALVIN HALL, Madison, W. Va, Honorable Mention Prosthetic Technics, '07; Member Masonic Club. '07 and '08; Executive Committee ALETHIAN Staff. '08. Speaking in dcrds, and dcra'fEJ: in his tongue. MATHEW TL GLOSSINGER, CincinnatL Ohio. Interns Appointment Cincinnati College Dental Surgery. Summer Session, '07. If'iw makes quid: uw of flu- momrnis 1'5 0 gruius 0f prudmcc. JOHN A. KELLAR, Hamilton, Ohio, x1! $2 Fraternity. Honorable Mention General Examinations, '06; Honorable Mention General Examinations. '07. H; Hm: the .rpirzt 0f a single mind makex muitr'tudes take one direcfim-L. BERT KINSLEY, Shelbyville. Ind. A E A Fraternity The sugar have told u: in the long ago, That man in man will find his bitter foe. C. FORREST KENNEDY, Bayard. Ohio, q; 0 Fraternity. Silver Medal Operative Technic, 'OG; Honorable Mention General Examinations, '06; Honorable Mention Pros- thetic Dentistry, '07; Member Baseball Club, '07; Telegraphers Club, 07. Ilfodcrafion 1'5 the silfzqn :tring running through ihe pearl rham of all virtues. MISS CHARLOTTE M. IIILDEBRAND, Dayton, 0. Treasurer Class '07 and 05; Member Co-eds. '07. She is pretty to null: with, And witty to fall: with. And plwmant, too, ta think on. WALTER F, MARLAT'R Belle Center. Ohio. 4' H Frutcrnity, Honorable Mention Analytical Chemistry, 0'1 T0 sentence a man of mm gem'ux tn the drudgwy of .s'rlwol, 1: to put a race horse in a will CLARENCE J. LINDEMAN, Dclphos, OhioA Mcmbcr Crelonian Club. '07; Member Class '07 and '08; Baseball Club '07 and '08. Lmrning tmrhes mm? in mm year than gxperfencz' m twenty. WILLIAM MCCAUGHRIN. Clachan, Ontario. 4' Q Fraternity. Member Football Team, '07. He docth best whose wards and dve'dx are food, Ta feed 1hr hungry soul with lasting good. FREDERICK R. MARTIN, Kokomm 1nd. Nothing is drm'zd t0 Ncll-din'cfcd labor. MALCOLM M. MAUPIN, Richmond, Ky. q! 9 Fraternity. Silver Medal Prosthetic Dentistry '06; Honorable Mention Prosthetic Dentistry, '07. Nature Heats: merit, and Fortune bring: it into play. JESS E. McCOMB, Buffalo, W. Va. Member Baseball Club, '07. If there be a faith that am remove momztaim, 1'! is HM faifh in 011593 own power. HARRY A. McLAUGHLIN, Youngstown, Ohio. Honorable Mention General Examinations, 06; Honor- able Mention Analytical Chemistry, '07; Literary Editor ALETHIAN Staff, ,07 and '08. Member Baseball Club, '07, He is bad sermd who has 110 orcmion to 1711! the hands of others at the ends of his arms. JAMES C. MAYBIN, Aurora, Ind. A E A Fraternity. Masonic Club, '07 and T38; Baseball Club, '03; Treasurer ALETHIAN Board, Wm; Football Club, '07. H'hater' he' did wax dmrc with. :0 much. Base; 11: 11111! 111mm 'hunx uulm'al to Name. 2!; Silver Medal Analytical Chemistry, '07; Honorable MenA FRED C, ROBINSON, Cincinnati, Ohio q; 0 Fraternity. A man mu by a. soldier Izm'tlmu! dymg, and a lower wrllwut uglm-zg, EDWARD MCCURDY. Marietta, Ohio. 1; Q Fraternity. Baseball Club, '07; Track Team, '07; West Virginia Club, '07. There is merit without elevation, Bur than? 1.: 1m rh'7'afmu ermut some merit. JOHN W. PURDY, Bradfordsville, Ky. tion General Examinations, '07; President Senior Class, '08; Member Masonic Club, '07 and '08. A merry heart make: a- cheerful countenancc, MISS EDITH NEUFARTH, Mt. Healthy, Ohio. Honorable Mention General Examinations, '07; Treasurer Class '06; Class Historian, Class '08: Member C07 eds, 'UT. H'umau r's mmt jmrfvrt when must :vrmmrnly. l; '4 HENRY M. SCHWEINSBERGER. Hillsboro, Ohio, 4! n Fraternity. It is the heart and not the- b'rain That to Ike highcst doth urtam. R. R. SHELT, Napoleon, Ohio. ALETHIAN Staff, '07, Real glory springx from the silent conquest of ourselves. ROBERT E. SHELTON, Manchester, Ohio. E H! II? Fraternity. Track Team, '07. A man that fm'tumlv buffct: LUId reward; HM! ttfm. wifh equal thanks. MISS ETHEL E. SPENCER. Wyoming. Ohio, One-Half Scholarship Prize for General Examinations. ,06; Silver Medal General Examinations. '07; Secrei tary Class '06; Member Coveds, '07. For all ilmf fair is, is by nature good; That is u sign to know Hm gentle blood. DAVID D. STONER. Portsn'loutlL Ohio. Honorable Mention Prmthctic chlmic '07. Men are HE'I'FI' su guard or 50 bad as Hm'r mmm. JAMES M. TURNER, Hamilton, Kyl Q! Q Fraternity. 3asebnli Club. '07 and '03 Thu inborn gcmality of some pe-upfc u-mu-mzty tn gmrixm. HARRY M. THORNTON, Leesburg, Ohio. Honorable Mention Operative Technic, '06; Honorable Mention General Examinations, WT; Vice-Presidenl Class '06; President Class '07; Secretary ALETHIAN Board, '08. A man, he xcems, 0f rhrcrful yc'ste'rduys rmd confiden! tomorrawsx 'WlLEY C, THOMPSON. anmn, W. VLL Honorable Mention Prosthetic Teclmic, 06; Honorable Mention Operative Technic. '06; West Virginia Club. '07 He only is a Ic'cH-madc man zu'lw fur: a gnud dutvrmiuniimt. 2.9 CLARENCE SI WARREN. Cincinnati, Ohio. Half Scholarship Prize: '06. Pnfirnr rndm'mu'c' is Cnd-Iz'lzr, hereby extend our sympathies to OLIVER E. HICKS for his continued in- uess We regret that , the A1ethian can not be enhanced by the presence of his cut. in this allotted ,- space f' a DUMONT WALTON. Erlanger, Ky, E x11 GD Fraternity. Honorable Memion Prosthetic Dentistry. We accomplish more by prudrmv Hum by force: ROSS C. WELLS Cambridge, Ohio. PVe rarely rcfwit 0f Jpcaking Jitflc. but aftcn of speaking 100 much. 3 0 to write of the achievements, the victories and failures, if any there be, of the Class of 1908. And no more honorable position could he found than to rehearse the various scenes of 0111' victoriesevic'tories that poets will relate with rapture. and will live 50 long as the written page remainst Which one of 1.15 does not remember that day, so promie nent in the annals of O. C. D. 8. when the Class of 19W made its advent in these classical halls? How well we recollect the alarmed in expressions of countenance Of the demonstrators as they saw and recog- nized our already developing love for mechanics and knowl- edge of the art of dentistry, And with what mingled looks of despair. reverence and awe the Juniors gazed upon us. foreseeing at a glance the inevitable. Throughout our first year there was no blemish on the fair name of 1908. Each one of us wore our name daily with heightened pride and exultation. For was it not on every side, from the janitor up to the dean that we heard. tEThis is the Class of 1908, the class that is bringing up to the very heighths of glory, the standard of their collegei the class that was never known to miss a question in quiz or throw plaster in the laboratory ? Who can wonder at the impression made on our predecessors? H'ere there not present on our roll-eail the honored names of many who So, it was in this manner that we gained a secure foothold on the lad- der of fame, which was ours at the beginning of the Junior vear. were already entitled to the prehx of thoctor? We were enrolled in the year 1905 with a membership of titty-hve, four of whom were ladieS. There have been some who dropped out from our ranks, and others who were welcomed into our midst, until, at the present time, we are a great, strong body working for great ends by means of great minds. In the junior year, new laurel; were added to our weighty crown. It was at this time that it was demon- strated how we excelled not only in behavior and scholar- ship, but also in physical ability. Picture to yourself, tdear rearlerh-Junior though you may beethat scene in Taylor Hall one year ago. Even as we sit musing over the bloody encounters of Caesar or Napoleon. there arises before our mindh eye the picture of a contest so fierce and furious that we shrink from the task of describing it. In Taylor Hall occurred that COnHict be tween the straggling, weak forces of Freshmen and the united, unconquerable Junior force, which decided for all time that 1908 would wield the scepter of power. And Junior of today, was not your First visit to Dr. Knights oFEce the occasion of that broken nose or black eyefthc result of the brave action of 1908? Witness the gallant action of the girls of the class, standing on the outskirts of the fray, with arms and hands filled with those precious valuables always found on diligent students, such as fount- ain pens, note books, spectacles, watches and pipes. It was also in this year that the literary and oratorical abilities of our elassnien were displayed. For was it not we who were considered the most earnest and perpetual benCh-warmers of all classes hitherto known. This was when the wagging tOngues of the HGossip Chili: held full sway, and members of the ttKnockers and ttGum-Chewersh clubs were forever present. During this time many of our members spent some little time in the laboratory, and all of us were highly interested in bridgeework, and the relaticm of a brass plate to one of gold, And who will forget the many attempts of our comedian CKenQ to gain your very respectfnl'l attention in his value deville scenes in thc lectureeroom, and comic opera in the smoking-room P There were some air castles built and some tumbled dOwn Did you never hear of that ideal office of Mr. Thorntonis, or that children's practice while we occupied the benches. and extracting clinic belonging to Miss Reddow, and that enormous advertising office under the name of the Ken- nedy McCurdy Painless Dental Parlorsetecth tilled while you wait ? Toward the end of the year we were macle to feel more comfortable and higher up in the world by the Senior Class one by one resigning their places in the clinic and in the crown and bridge department to us e their highlyehonored successors. After a successful summer of bushwhacking, you were not surprised when you saw your friend of the emaciated countenance return in October, happy to meet all his class- mates, and prepared to brave the hardships and joys Of that Senior year, the goal to which we have so long been look- ing forward. Our final year found us a force of forty-three, several of our members having dropped out. it was with inter- mingled joy and sadness that we returned to college. The smile quickly Changed to a look of longing, as one by one broached the dreaded Cl subject of our departure, for it is with us, as it must be with all, uTOUlOYl'OW to fresh fields and pastures new. During the course, a number of our boys took unto them- selves wivest After the holidays in our Junior year, everyone was miss- ing the familiar face of Robbie around the clinic. At last, upon enquiring for him, the word came back, 'hnarried. Upon his return to school with his wife, the boys made times so strenuous and congratulations so overwhelming that it behooved him to absent himself from lecture and fraternity meeting for several weeks. Then, a year later, you will not forget the flushed face and sparkling eyes of Mr. Baer on being congratulated, and his useless denials, for each one of us well knew that it could be nothing but the truth. What was his dismay when the boys showed their appreciatiori of another wife being added to the num- ber by meeting him with shower upon shower of rice These Six months now we have been Seniors, tibowerl by the weight of learning great. ' On the bench, the Senior is easily recognized by his intense interest in any text-book which happens to come his way twitli apologies to Mr. Wellsy, the emptiness of ages in his face, and on his back the burden of the world. Over-wise with bookish lore and strange, untold theories of Fillings and treatments, he is ready to be launched out upon the world. The'Class 0t 1908, as a whole, will be no more, for Time says to us, as he does to 2111 greatness, llToday thou art, and beholdl tomorrow thou art not. With the outgoing of this class, the whole held of dentis- try is to expect a revolution. How will it fate with our fellows when this wise guy launches forth all the power and wisdom gained in these sixteen lectures at week? The goal for which we have been striving has been ID reached. We have fought the good tight, and won. TO each one of us now comes a picture of a broad stage piled high with flowers, class colors, and, best of all, the sheep- skins. Just above them are many rows of faces, beaming with the joy of victory, and all clothed in the becoming C0 and stately garb 01' caps and gowns. After thist each one of us goes his own way, With hope high in big heart, assured by our class motto that HSucccss crowm all efforts. 4-5111,th Nmzfarfh, Historian. 33 .ERE'S to the Seniors of nineteen eight. May Q their separate paths through life be straight. May their footsteps miss the thorns in their hath sprang up to greet them aluhg lifets high- t. av W-oastto die Seruors May their current of life be as calm and serene as the nestled swan beneath boughs of green. May their noble traits displayed while here accompany them through their long career. May health, wealth and happiness be theirs all the time. 13 7, . . - 5 h LX . . . . Thus 15 the Wlsh 0f the Class of 09. May the sunshmc forever creep mto thelr hves and re- 6 t1: C ? main there an emblem which never can die. ' K ' Wyn F - '1' Footpat t0 eace 0 BE glad of life, because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars; to be satishcd with your possessions, but not contented With yourself until you have t made the best of them: to despise nothing in the 1 world except falsehood I x .Q V M 1 D t aml meanness, and to fear nothing except cowardice; to be governed by your admiration; o rather than by your disgusts; tn covet nothing that is your neighbor 5, except his kindness of heart and gentleness 0f manners; to think seldom of your enemies, often Of your friends, and every day of Christ, and to spend as much time as you can. with body and spirit, in Godts out-ofndoors chcsc arc the little guideipusts 011 the footpath to peace. h Henry Mm. Dylan CoIors Royal Purple and Old Gold. Flower --Carnali0r1, Mafia a W'ork and Win. WW Yell Strychnine. quinine, blood and pus! Zip! Boom! Bah! Zip! Boom! Bah! What the helle the matter with us? O. C. D. 5.! R311! Rah! Rah! Cuspids, molars, mesials, distals, We are in it all the time! Chisels, engines, forceps, pistols! Dentals! Dentals! 1909! Yank Jem, plug 'em, d0 'em up time! We're the Class of 19091 ! H1; q'xu .3 02736ch ALONZO BEAGLE ........ .. . . . . . . . . . . . ..Pre:idmf MATH. O. VAN STRONDER. . . . . . . .I'z'cc-Prmid-mi HAL. H. HECK ............ . . . . . . .Secretary-Treasurer C. E. PRYUR ...... . . . . . . . . . . .. .Scrgceaizmzfu-Xlmm RICHARD M. DRCMFJELD. .. ,. . ........... Hisiarimb JUNIOR. CLASS ROLL Banks, I NCISOIL . . . . . .Virginia Beagle, Alonzo. . . ................... West Virginia Brumfield, Richard M.. .......... .Indiana Chase. Charles E ..................... New York Cunningham, Napoleon A. . . . ............. Ohio De Haas, Ira L.. ......................... Ohio De Jarngtte, John A ......................... Kentucky Dupuy, F. G. . .. ................... West Virginia Dustin, Paul ................... Ohio Galbreath, Edgar E. . . . .................... Germany Goodwin, John E ....................... . . .Kentucky Haass, Joseph A ......................... Kentucky Hale, Frank A. . .West Virginia Heck, Hal. H. . . ..... wrest Virginia Hefner, Henry S. .......... West Virginia Hess, Fred E. ................. . West Virginia Hoskinson, Jeff. C. . .............. . . .Ohio Jackson, Fred C. .. ......... .Indiana Jenkins, Chester M . ......... . W'est Virginia Kelsey, Ralph R .............. ..Ohio 69 G Leeper, Wm. J. . . . ........... Ohio McD-owell, Charles S. ., ................. ?Ohio Maxey, Clyde N. . . . ................. Kentucky Meyer, Leonard F .................. Ohio Miller, Clarence A. ....................... Ohio Morris, Harry D .................... West Virginia Noel, Charles W ....................... ,.Californi3 Pryor, Cornelius En ................... Ohio Rule, William F ......................... ..Ohio Shircliff, James H .................... West Virginia. Snowbergen Fred C .......................... Indiana Stuart, K. A ............... ..VVCSt Virginia Thompson, Arthur B ........................ .Ohio Van Stronder, Math. 0.. ....................... Ohio Van Vleck, Stanard B. . . . ..... . .West Virginia W'alford, Albert N . . ............. Canada Walters, Lewellyn B ..................... Ohio Workman, Lewis 3.. ...... ..West Virginia VVulfman, Armin E ........ ..Indizma Kctptr 11mm UchlmUtlc Vnn chck Huam Smm-hrryrr Goodwin Huas JUNIOR CLASS Noel H'alfurxl Thompsml Dupuy L' llith' Mcyur Jenkim ih'umflelrl IT-xur Beagle n- 01 Millcl Van Slrmlrlrrr IlL'h'lEr WIII l'mml 11:51qu IIn-.tiu Hunk: Hnl'hrcnlh Mclnnwcll Junk arm F THE adage, iKThat nation is happiest that has the least historyf' should be made applicable to the present Junior Class, it would have to he considered the most unfortunate body of mortals in existence, for that class has certainly made history. As Freshmen they began making history early in October of 1906 by the way ThCY resented attacks of second-year men. When the Juniors wrote, ttFreshmen outside, on the wall Of the 51110king-room, the Freshmen promptly repaired thither, threw them out and wrote. hJuniors outside? on the same wait. On the twenty-third 0f the same month the Juniors formed themselves in battle array and broke into Taylor. Hall in the midst of a learned dissertation an atomic weights It was the general expectation that the new men would go through the windows, but they met the Juniors with a rush that surprised even themselves. The fighting was fierce and very. interesting to the Faculty, Junior girls and Senior Class, who looked on. When the smoke of battle cleared away. the Juniors were asking for quarter. Even today some of the members of the 08 Class aver that the battle was a draw, but any '09 man knows better. At any rate, the Juniors never took advantage of any of the many Opportunities offered to try their strength on the Freshmen after that memorable twentyrthird. The following day the class organized with Brumhctd, and valencies. 44440 Snowherger, Hess and Beagle being elected to the offices Vice-President, Secretary-Treasurer, and Sergeahteat-Arms, respectively. With the hearty co-operai tion of .3111 the members, the Class of ,09 was welded into a hotly which has become famous in its two years Of existence hy the way it sticks together, It was as Freshmen that the class of WW instituted the custom of the adoption of a class emblem by having a bean- tiful, as well as appropriate, pin made, which every member wears proudly. Some members of iOS tried the policy of attendingr Fresh- men lecturesejust once. Tlley forhore from further in- structions after the t'naughty nines had given their uitima- tum, which was to the effect that their presence would not he toleratedethat forcible ejection would be the result of a second Visit, of President, Toward the end of the school year, arrangements were made with the Dean whereby the members of the i09 Class should donate $50 per man yearly thereafter, this money to he used to purchase an X-tay machine and 111uch-needed furniture for the inhrmary. The loyalty of the class to the college was shown in this matter, in that every man, no matter how hard pressed for funds, responded'cheerfulty t0 the demands of the occasi0u. Nobody beside the members of i09 and a few favored Faculty members have had the privilege of using the Xeray machine as they fear that members of the Class Of iIO have designs on it. They may know enough to keep their hands off it by another year, and in that event may be allowed to Witness its operations at a very respectful distance. The purchase Of the many new hydraulic chairs in the inhrmary was also made possible by the generosity of the members of the t09 class. By the aid of quizzes conducted by members of the class, and with the able assistance of certain diminutive equine beasts, the class to a man passed the final Freshman exams. Returning almost intact in the fall of 1907, our class found some thirty uncouth heings, seemingly but recently come from among the saplings, helping Dr. Burger turn out artihcial dentures, or, as they artlessly expressed it. making 4:false teeth. upper-classmen, the Juniors faced a grave situation. in their newlyeacquired dignity of The education Of these new men seemed to have been sadly neglected. Who could or would undertake such a stupen- dous task? As one man, the Juniors arose t0 the demands Of the occasion here, as they always had, by beginning the practice of a unique system of education for the benefit of their lessefavored brethren When 2L Freshman went to the laboratory via the clinic, or butted into the conversation of the Juniors 01- Seniors, he was impressed with the enors mity of his Offense by being humped against the walls and On the floors. The s3'5tem of training was so strict and severe that this style of punishment was meted out to them on the slightest prOxfocation. It was interesting to observe the speed the Freshmen acquired in getting away from attrays of this sort. Once and once only, did the Freshmen Class undertake to resent the attacks made on its members. That day's events will long remain in the minds of the participants, and its memories will doubtless he handed dowu many genera tions. Many a dentist Will tell how a Junior sat on his abdomen in the 01d dental college until he was at last let up 39 after repeated ehtreaties from Drs. XX'ay anrl Burger to cut it out and get back to your rooms. The grand finale of the warfare between the two classes came when thirty Freshmen were taken from their rooms On the night of October 1H, tied in 21 line and marched about the City to the stirring strains of the Junior band, led by Miller. The new men were led at last to the beautiful Ohio, where they humbly knelt at the water's edge and thrust their arms into the murky depths up to the elbows. thus signifying their entire subjection to the will of the Class of tUEL tfter this ceremony, speeches were made by members of both classes as they sat at a long table at one Foucartsv The themes of the talks Of Freshmen dwelt invariably with the way the Juniors stuck together, and on the gratitude every Freshman should feel toward them for the kindly interest shown toward the Class of 110. From Foucaris the two classes went to a Ininstrel Show, which Was enjoyed very much, after which they went their several ways. to be sworn brothers henceforth. The class this year selected Lon Beagle, our genial friend from the oil helds, to preside at its deliberations and to direct the policies of the class. Van Stronder and Heck i . were elected to the offices of YiceePresident and Secretary- Trcasurer, While Pryor. because of his prowess of a scrap per, was chosen Sergeant-at-Arins. V This Class does not shrink from duties because they hape pen to be unpleasant. Even members of Wm have been Hbumped because they were thoughtless enough to do things Which were extremely detrimental to the interests Of the class. Maxey was punished thusiy for not being present at the commencement exercises when the Juniors completed the education Of the Freshmen. Banks and Stewart were 50 forgetfut 0f the class, interests and inclina- tions as to indulge in an automobile tour of Cincinnati with one H. T: Smith. These offenders received a punishment that kept them eating off the mantel for almost a week Other offenders were treated similarly. The present administration has conducted the affairs of the class in a highly commendable manner, and ,09 is work: ing well. This happy condition of affairs could not well be attributed to any one or a few men, but, on the other hand, if the members were named who have contributed to the welfare Of the Class :15 a Whole, the entire classq-OH would be included. 0 t :l 40 Unpleasant things have occurred, but not of sufficient importance to require mention here. In this band friend- ships have been made which are of an enduring quality. The motto is, ttStick together whatever may happen.H And, judging from the past, upon which prophesies must always be based, the historian predicts that the profession of dentisl try will be elevated, as well as its ranks swollen, when sheep- skins are given to the men of this Class in May of 1909. eK. M. Brumficld. nun H em. I i S i nzaum PATIENTS' OPER AT IXG ROOMS A ,5 r :. 9.9 c K deX 4,- -- $7:ng 3:3; E 92 Class Colors 0rauge and Crimson. Flotwr American Beauty Rose. Moira - Esse quam vidcri. Yell Well man, sick man, dead man, stiff; Dig Jem up, cut 'Cm up, what's the diff? Nitrous oxide, cyanogen; WeVrc the Class of 1910. WW9 Officers WM. HOBLITZELL ................... a Presidmf L. C. CUMMINS .......................... ..Tredmmr W. H. NICHOLSON ..................... Vz'ce-Presz'dmt A. S. BUTLER ......................... ...Historian W. B. MCBAIN. .......................... Secretary F. W. WARD... ................... Sergearrt-af-Arms FRESHMAN CLASS Fleahm' Martin Sheppard CllLiSly HURON Maple lhmrc l,ilmm chlcr Adams ROF- Law Needham Iglu'sun AICChmg V'om1 Smellzcr Nickvll Hmk :, r Keller JhlLlen .X. H. Mcnaiu Cummins HuhlItZPH Xiclmlsnn u'urri Iiihlwc . BULler. II. C. Rice Rihrh Harpcr hcln Croix' FRESHMAN CLASS ROLL Ad-ams, M. G ...................... .. .Virginia Butler, A. S. ......................... Ohio Butler, H. C ................................ Ohio Christy, R. L .............. Ohio Cummins, L. C. . . .............. . . . .Ohio De La Croix. D. J ........................ . . . .Ohio Flesher, H. P. . . ......... . . .Indiana Gibson, J E ........................... West Virginia Harper, R C ................................... Ohio Hickey, D. L ...................... ...Kentucky Hoblitzell, W H. . . , .............. West Virginia Holtou, H. C. .......................... .Kentucky Keller, F. S... ...................... Ohio Kessler, I, H. ....................... ..Pcnusy1vauia Kibbee, R. W ............... . . . .Indiana Law, J. . . . .. . ...................... West Virginia Lawson, J. J ............................ W'est Virginia 0 44 McBain, W. B. . l . .................. New York McClung. W. I ............................. Kentucky Maple, A. II ......................... Pennsylvania Martin, L. N ............................ .Ohio Moore, H T ................................ .Ollio Needham, T W. . ......................... Ohio Nicholson, W. H. ................ Rhode Island Nickell, J. T , . . ............ a . . .Kentucky Rice, W. ........................ .Kentucky Risch, E. W F. ...... ..Ohio Ross, G. I ............................... . . .Kentucky Sharp, C. D.. ......................... Ohio Sheppard, F. G. ................ ..West Virginia Smettzer', J. L.. ................. ..West Virginia Ward. F'. W ............................... Ohio Wood, J. A. ................... .. .Kentucky ,1 V q?! Na Ki. 5: tie FRESHMAN HISTORY HERE is an old saying in this country of ours which has proved itself many times, but never has it been pmvezl so perfectly as by the Class of 1910. This saying is, NGreat minds run in the same channel. It was about the last of September and the first of October that a very observant person would have noticed strange, yet intelligcnt-looking, young men arriving in Cincinnati They were coming from all direc- tions; some riding in and some even walking in, but all headed for the same goal, The Ohio Dental College. When we reached the college, the first place we were directed to was the clinic, where we were met by a gushing young lady, who apparently had known us all of our lives. The next impression that was forced upon our minds was that there was 21 certain llVVayJ, which had to be observed by all Of the students, Seniors included. Things went well with us: unsuspecting Freshmen for about three days. Then one morning there was a eomrnor tion in the hall, and we arrived at the door of the technic room in time to see one of our men being bumped against the wall like a piston rod. To accomplish anything, an army must have a leader, and at that time we had none, 50 the Juniors escaped unpunishedebut wait. Two days later there was a Freshman elass-meeting, and we elected Mr. Hoblitzell as President, and thus the Class of 1910 was organized. About two weeks later we succeeded in catching a Junior and were attempting to bump him, when the remainder of the Junior Class rushed to his. assistancee-and then the tight began. The Juniors were victorious, but no honor is theirs, as our chance of winning was even less than that charge made by the ttLight Brigadeh in the Crimean War. Over half of our men were so frightened that they remained on the steps with the other spectators. We now thought that all rushingl, was over, but in this we were very much mistaken. Monday evening at about eight o'clock we learned that our President had been kidnapped by the Juniors, and that it was our place to aid him if we could. We started out, but instead of aiding him we walked into the hands of the whole Junior Class, who soon had our hands tied, and were marching us down the street toward the river, where we were made to baptize ourselves, after which we were released. Our work now commenced in earnest, and We were kept busy until the Thanksgiving vacation, when the majority of the class went home for about five days of eating and sleeping. 0 After Thanksgiving it was work harder than ever in order to be ready for the Christmas examinations, Which were to come just before the holidays. The examinations were finished by Saturday noon, and by Monday the college was deserted From the Christmas holidays until the end of the year, there was nothing out of the ordinary happened, except the Psi Omega dance, which many of the Freshmen attended and enjoyed so much that they hoped there would be an- other one before the end of the year; At last the 1311211 examinations were over and we all said goodbye and success to the Seniors. -:1, 5. Butler. 46 Quantitative and Qualitative Analysis of Freshman Class. NAME OCCUPATION LOVES MUST HATES Mua-rr GREATEST 515; REDEEMINI: VIRTL'F, MANNERS RESEMBLHS ADAMS ........... Gentleman . . . . .To look nice ...... Miss Susie ....... Intemperauce ........... ? ................ Fair ........... JL porcupine. BUTLER, A.S , . . .Has none ......... Himself .......... Everyone.. . . . . ,Quarreling .............. Being handsomem .Bad ........... -X dwarf. BUTLER,H C. . .I'nknown . . . . . , .A jewess , , ..... Hoblitzell. ....... Fighting ......... . . .Ask the girls ....... Good .......... x jew. CHRISTY .. .. ..... Farming ........... 3; woman . . .. ....To Comb his hair..51eeping ............... Going to church . . .Bad . . .. . . .. A caliish, CUMMINS ......... Treasurer.. . . . . .To gamble ........ Nicholson ......... Smoking ............... His smiling face. . . P ........... i cat. DELI? CROIX. . . . . .Making dent.chairs .To dance ........ To be called ugly..Ta1king to much .. ..... His nationality . ..D:Iedium ...... Maud. FLESHER ......... Sailor ............. To make a noise.. .To be quiet ....... Disturbing Dr. Knight ..Has none. . . . ..... Bad . . ........ a duke. GIBSON .......... KVoodsman ....... Everyone ......... ? . . . ........ . .Roaching his hair ,,,,,,, Being virtuous ..... Fair . . . . ..... His UCCHpaLiOlL HOLTEBL . .. .Doing nothing , . . .To be called Dr. . . Chemistry. . . . . Askinqu1estious ........ Helping others ..... Excellent ..... Jim jeffries IIICKEY .......... Milking cows ..... To play ball ....... To lcud ........... Flirting ................. His pretty eyes ..... Poor .......... 4: dago. HOBLITZELL ...... Steward ........... To be president. . . .Dr. Cassidy ........ Story telling ............ His size ........... ? ......... john Sullivan HARPER .......... Plaster ........... fro look importanLTO dissect ......... Getting drunk .......... Praying ........... Bad .......... Himself. KESSLER ......... Tailor .. .. , . . , . . .Money ........... To be bumped ..... Butting in .............. Has none .......... Wanting . . . .A hippopotamus. KELLAR .......... Clerk ............. Everybody ........ Anatomy ......... Keeping bad company . .Being young ...... Fair. . . . . . . . A flask KIBHEE ........... Boasting .......... CoFfee and rolls.. . .Examinations ,,,,, Keeping late hours . . , . .Ask Miss Digs ..... Very bad ,,,,, Ostrich. LJAV .............. Nursing . . . . . . . . To play pool ...... To pay rent ....... Courting landlady ....... ? ............... Good .......... K crane. LAWS: IN , . . . , . Guard ............ His wife ........... X nigger .......... XVcaring sideburns ...... Shaving them 011' 11001- ........... k babboon. DIARTIN .......... Annoying others .To hook technics. .Deutal anatomy. . .IIis complexion ......... I'nknown ......... Bad .......... B. T. XVashinglon. MCBAIN ......... Civil engineer ...... k woman. ........ To make lechnic , .Roomiug u i111 Shcppard.His sweet smile. . , .Good .......... -X 11 old maid. Mchan. . .Surveyor ..... . . . .The Geneva ....... Dr. Knight ........ Staying out all night. , . .His money ...... Very bad ...... X miner. MOORE ........... Missionary. . . . . . .To eat .......... .To hurry . . . . . . V . .Sweariug ............... His winning ways .Good .......... k chinaman. MAPLE. .......... Machinist . .Ever-thly ........ ? ............. .Keeping had Company. . . Studying, . , . ..... VL-I'y P0011 . . , .A stiff. NICIU umox. ...... traveller. . . . .To be vice-presv . .To be called old. . .Making speeches. . .. . . . Has none .......... Fair ...... . . .Hiss XYarnick. NEEDHAM ........ Farmer . 4, ..... To be 1iattered....Ask Christy ....... Begging ................ Going to 5. 5i ,..4Mi1ms. . .. . .A cow. NICKELL ..... . .Moonshiner ...... Base ball .......... Bad whiskey ..... Being late . . . .......... Being married . . . .XVill pass ..... D1: Wa-x A RISCH ........... XVashing dishes. . .To look big ....... To work .......... Being lazy .............. ? ............... Bad ........... k baby. ROSS .......... . .Clerk in YAI C. L .Tn get drunk. . .. To study . . . . , His associations ......... I'nknown .......... None as 5m . . .A dude. RICE ............. Demonstrating. . . .To dissect ..... . . .Have pictuvetakenAVearing long hair ...... Shining his shoes. ,Aak the class. .Dr. Smith. SHARP ............ Stone cutter. ,. . To write poetry... Everybody. . . . . . .Vanity ............ . . . .Ask Dr. Way ...... Fair ........... i pair dividers. SHEPPARD . . . . .St. Car conductor. .To pull bell cords,To wash his face . ,Swipi11g11ickels . .......Maki11g Change. A . .Poor .......... A parrot. SMELTZER . . . . . Dmggist ....... .To go home ........ 4. quiz ............ Attending frat meets. . . .Hair. . . ........... Excellent. . . . Dr. Dalton. Wuon ........... Miner ............ To extract ........ Histology ......... Talking about: Mexico. A .Ask Kibbee ........ Cheese it ...... X Muxiuml. WARD ............ Bartender ......... To fight. . . . ..... To be called down .Swearing ................ Teaching S. 5. , . . .Well, well E . . .Elephant. 47 Q$$Waligh$o$h$$4$$$o$ ' Good Advice to Freshmen h h $QZJE ogmwmg$ggwu$wungo HE Freshman Class, on coming into the clinic next fall, will naturally be a little green as to the proper conduct they should have in the clinic, and the manner of waiting on patients. It is for the benefit of the Freshman Class as a whole that the following good advice is given. Tt is seldom that, in giving advice, we can give any but tnegatlve advice. Therefore, we will say to you Don? do it. Doult call your demonstrators HDoc. It ruiaht cause . b a poplcxy. Don't squirt a syriugcful Of Water into a tooth, after adjusting a rubber cloth, and tell your patient to spit. Tell them to use the cuspidor. Don't call a rubber cloth a Hdam. Miss Whrnick will think you are road at her. Don't make hdates'l with your patients. ments, and, besides, you might get stung, Make appoint, Don't come up into the clinic about four P. M. eating pretzels or cheese sandwiches. Dr. XVay might not mark you present at rollicall. CD 48 Don't put all of your nice, new, bright instruments on the bracket at once. Your patient will know you are a beginner. If you have most of them dirty, they will think you are a Senior. Darft run your engine backwards when you want your burr to cut. Dorf! jab a live pulp with your explorer and ask your patient if it hurts. You can tell better by watching them jump or let out a yell. Don't blow out a cavity with your mouth; use your chip blower. Your patient might think she is in a brewery. Don't use your rubber cloth punch to punch holes in brass plate. DUIEit come into the Clinic without a collar and tie. QRobby, tithe. noticej DON'T, for goodness sake, don't try to raise a mustacho All your friends will shun you, and you will be an outcast. In closing, we can think of nothing better than to quote Dr, Way and say: Don't use woocl alcoholU Imm; , Cl '13. I W! -.. lfflur ;l 49 J. A. Kellar. C F Kennedy. M. M. Maupin. W F. A'Iarlatt. W M. McCaughrin. 1908. Dr. Frank Burger. .,II1IIHI;$R,?J W . F A I ARLATT. PSI OMEGA RHO CHAPTER 2-33., $Wm MU . mm, OFFICERS J. A. KELLAR ............. M. M. MAUPIN. ..... E. A. Mch-dy 2; H. A. McLaughlin. G C, F Robinson H. M. Schwiensberger J. M. Turner. 1910. 1-1. C. Butler. A. S. Butler, R. S. Christy. H. P. Flesher. W. H. Hoblitzeli, H. C. Holton. F S. Kcllar. ........... Grand Master J. H. SHIRCLIFF ............. Junior Grand .Secrefary . . . . . Trmxm'cr j. N. Banks. 1909. N. AS Cunningham. H. S Hefner. R. R. Kelsey. S. N. Martin. 1V. H. McClung. 11'. B. McBain. G. J. Ross. J. S. Smetzer. F. W. Ward: R. XV. Kibbee. HONORARY MEMBERS. Dr. Harry Miller. 50 Dr. Paul Cassidy. Dr. W. F. C. W. Noel. C. E. Pryor. W F Rule. J. H. Shircliff. Knemoeller. xx. 1R N V .3 awmmxm , - YK. wwwiw thamxemr X s X W-m'xxm p-gijVgB. 3x1: 'meiu Egowulfil. OMEGA DENTAL FRATERNITY was first 9X organized in the early history of the Baltimore .1 2; College Of Dental Surgery, merely as a college Ebf r society, with a secret ritual, where a few men W found pleasure enough in each otherys society as to devise a plan by which they could cement their friendship into bonds of fraternal love and brotherhood. This seed, planted in such fertile soil, as it were, soon took root, and as its manifold benehts and unparalleled advantages became manifest other chapters Were soon organized in the leading dental colleges over the entire country. It is true that Psi Omega's growth during the hrst three years Of existence was slow t1892-1895l, numbering three chapters, with a roll of two hundred men. But since 1895 our growth has been unprecedented. It has spread lllike the great oak, from a small acorn, until now we look with much pride upon our roll of fifty chapters with an en- rollment of over forty-four hundred names. As rapid as has been our growth, we have also been conservative, preferring the ideal of quality, and seeking only those men whose sterling qualities would tend to main- tain and elevate the profession of dentistry to a higher rank among our fellowmen. We feel that the profession has been elevated by such members, who, under the noble teaehe ings of such a grand organization, have made their pres- Thus the aim of Psi Omega fraternity is to give to its members a fuller con- ception of life and the professional duties that lie before themeto elevate the cause and in the end make the proe fession of dentistry reign supreme. Rho Chapter was founded by Dr. Friesell at the Ohio College of Dental Surgery in 1899, and her entire course has been one of extreme happiness and professional loyaltyt During the past year we have been surrounded by ex treme prosperity, having everything that we could possi- bly wish. Each member seemed to fully realize that the success of the whole tested upon the thorough performance of each member's duty, and in this harmony and faithfulness to duty our triumph and success was made manifest. AS the past has been an endless chain of happiness and success, so will be the future, and in closing we proclaim to the whole world that we are the strongest, the largest and the best. -I. :7. Kellar, ence deeply felt in the profession. PATIENT'S RECEPTION ROOM 53 25 Xl PHl-PSl -:- EEEkES m OFFICERS F. C. Smnvnnmzm. . . . . ., . ,, .. .......... President F' C. wasux ......................... Vice-Prcsidmt F A. HALE. .. . . . . . . .Svcwnuy A. I: TIIDAIPSUX. .. . 4 . ... ......... .TI'E'CISHY'CI' Barton, Ralph Miller, C A. Shelton R. E. Adams. M, U, Hale, Frank A, Snowberger, Fred C. Jackson, Fred Lf. Thompson, Arthur B. Dustin, Paul XValton, Dumont 31$ -?3- .r V r 9747 W? 4' sgfvio.4gf ,N s 3?.va E 2. 4.1, 523,2: 54 SK mixxmsq. ?RDS-JXX EUIV P SI FraTgrmIB an :6 UL. LE1 G- 1' TDENTALT; XXX .CJY 5X Byoxmi? S 3.23 C9612; . x3 m 7w aha. mum HW' WU DEMONS TRAIToRs mgsrgiqe' ' $2.. I Z .2::. PURITAN CLUB FISHING CLUB BOW- LEGGED CLUB ' - W k The w f 1'? ' ,,- grinEu'iszaoeiu: T . 4 ' s4 Clb .: - x f 4? g X L ,. i y: .,m 3:: MOE! ;V W l 7 . , , 31-, g w I w W X f 4 .3 , trig; . .l fyfxmm, f ?M w? XI - m l'.aa339aa?' arzgga $34! $$$l$l3l3g$ggggllglgg$lggl$ W MASONIC '$???l3l3$ll?$lgl$lggglgggx $$$Ql$l$$$$a$$el??l$$$e$$l FRATERNITY ll; $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$l$$$$$al$$ :1; , M' 593113 $$$lg$$$$$$$ Evan F Cleveland '08 James C. Maybin, 08 Jeff. C. Hoskinson, 419 H. T. Moore, '10 HenryE .Germann '08 John W. Purdy, 08 Fred C. Jackson, W39 W. H. Nicholson, 10 Alvin Hall, 108 Robert E. Shelton, ,08 F. G. Dupuy, 109 J. T. Nickell, 10 Frank A. Hale, 09 A. H. Maple, ,10 l owitbn here is aworlb where all are equal. We are hurrying lowarb it fast. We sballmeet upon lbeTzvel there. when the gates of Math are past. We shall stanb before the Orient. anb our master will be there. Go try the blocks we offer with Wis own unerring Square. We shall meet upon lbeTevel there, but never thence bepart. Eben is a mansionl'lis all reaby-for each trusting. faithful heart. Bbae is a mansion 0.116 a welcome: 0.116 a multilube is than. Who have met upon tbeIcvcl. anb been. lricb upon the Square. Tet us meet upon lbeIevel. then. while laboring patient bare. 111d us meet and let as labor. though the labor be swam. alrzaby. 'm the Western sky. the signs bib us prepare Go gather up our working tools. anb part upon the Square. 62 MASONIC CLUB Cleveland Jackson Hall Hoskinson Nickeli Maple Shelton H311 Germann Moore Purdy Mayhin Nicholson Dupuy GS Ebe Same Olb Story He was a guileless college youth th0 mirrored modesty and truth, And sometimes at his musty room, His sister called to chase the gloom. One afternoon, when she was there Arranging things with kindly care, As often she had done before, There came a knock upon the door. Our student, sensitive to tears Of thoughtless comradesi laughing jeers, Had only time to make deposit Of his dear sister in a closet. Then haste the door to open wide, His guest, unhidden, stepped inside. He was a cheery-faced old man, And with apologies began For calling, and then let him know That more than fifty years ago, When he was in his youthful bloom, w e 64 Heid occupied that very room, 80 thought heid take a chance, he said, To see the changes time had made. HThe same old window, same old view- Ha-ha! the same old pictures, too? And then he tapped them with his cane, And laughed his merry laugh again. The same old sofa, I declare! Dear me! it must be worse for wear; The same old shelves? and then he came And spied the closet door. hThe samee O my V, A woman's dress peeped through; Quick as he could he closed it, too. He shook his head. iiAh, ah! the same Old game, young man, the same old game! HWould you my reputation slur? The youth gasped. That's my sister, sir? ttAh, said the old man, with a sigh, The same old lie; the same old lie. eH. .J. .VCL. lmMEu. ,.d,mw...,..,,k.r..n ,9. .Imm, mt; l, 4,. .. I . ,. 1.,1.11. 1.1 . . .,. 2.2.;51V4i4xf71Xm ,1 . 3.26.: 65 a 1 65 RSJ DISPOSING OF A FEW ACRES LACHE FARMER JONES 66 TENNIS CLUB Fwtfwyu Huck Nah: Human McLaughlin Muyhin Mi5315uldou' Alia Spencer Min Nulfnrth DUSTIN HEFNER H. C. BUTLER NOEL Manager DUSTIN Captain CHRISTY Trainer CUMMINS Coach DEIARNETTE Catchers. ROSS Pitchers SHELTON MCCURDY, lst Base GLOSSINGER, Short Stop TURNER, 2nd Base HOLTON, Center Field KENNEDY, 3rd Base MCBAIN, Right Field BANKS, Left Field HECK. HICKEY, A. S. BUTLER FLESHER, Utility Infielders LAW. MARTIN, KELLAR, Outfielders 68 BASE BALL TEAM Cumming Flt'Shtf Marlin Ross Human Law I-Iirkcy Hcfnrr Chl'iHl-x Mclmiu Glossinger MCCurdy Noel Shcle: Kellnedy Ihlllt'l' 11. C lx'c'llm' Heck Turner Ilnrlin Dejarncue But'lcr, A, R Banks 13!! HENRY E. GERMANN Manager CHARLES E. CHASE Captain JOSEPH A. HAASS Coach ELLSWORTH W. F. RISCH Assistant Coach ROSS C, HARPER Trainer CHASE, Right Tackle MCCAUGHRIN, Left Tackle MILLER, Right End HALL, Right Guard WALTON, Left End MEYERS, Full Back MONOHAN, Left Guard NOEL, Quarterback SCHWEINSBERGER, Right Half EAST, Center BEAGLE. Left Half UTILITY MEN DE HAAS, MCCLUNG, MCCOMBS, WARD, SHEPPARD, FLESHER, McDOWELL, SNOWBERGER, SHARP, KIBBEE, ADAMS, WOOD, LAWSON FOOT BALL TEAM Admns Kibbcc MEIJUWHI Haass W'Uud Pinher Hnowberger Harpy: Wood Sheppard Milkr Lawson Meyer Sharp Hirth Noel Schwciusberger McComh Gennann Beagle McClung DeHaaxv. Walton Hal! Chase Hank Monohau McCaughrin WEST VIRGINIA CLUB jemngmu. Adams Beagle LAlden ShirclifT Sheppard Haas Van Vleck Morris Snwllzcr Law Hale McCulnll Gibson Heancr Lawson H31! Beagle tAlouzw Heck KENTUCKY CLUB Maupin R055 Hamilton Hiquy Walton Turner Hulluu Rice Money Dalton HTML45 Purdy Nickcll -1 CU A LEAF FROM A DIARY ww UNDAY, January 26.h- Got up in time to reach church as rector began sermon; stood on corner of Ninth zmd Elm streets to give gir'ls Chance to see me in my new suit. In afternoon called on d numbcr Hf girls who are rushing me; in evening went out and called on young lady who is smitten on me. MONmY-Late for breakfast and lecture; got seventeen inviv tations to parties for the week: after dinner went down town with Hefner and looked around for dress suit. Bought one at Mabiey 8: Carew's: could have bought cheap one, but looked swell in more expensive one; studied in evening. ?FI h TUEsnAvh Late for breakiast, 50 had quite a chat with lady at boarding-house who likes me much; went to dental depot and spent some money for supplics; did not go to college in afternoon, as I wanted to be home to try on my dress suit when it came; Chest looked swollen and distended and I went to doctor; nothing serioua WEDNESDAY 76th up early, ate breakfast, went over to college. had dinner, went back to college but did not stay late; had to go 0 h J home early to get ready for Si Omega dance; put on my dress suit, but was very nervous; called for my girl, went to dance aHd I looked swell; everybody said 50: got home early kin morning, THURSDAYiGOt up late, tired; called up girl tCaml LJ and Billy said she had a hne time. always does when she goes with me; went to coilege: afternoon put in prettiest and best gold filling of anybody; studied little while after supper; wrote letter home and toldlhem allaboul my new suit; retired early; tired. FRIDAY h Worked hard all day; after supper went to fraternity meeting, where my speech was hit 0f the evening; had good time. .iLu - and Somebody is large and handsmne, Somebody is staunch and true. Somebodys head is awfully swelled, And he wears a dress suit. too. His name, indeed. we can not tell. For that not right would be. But we wnuld have him understand There are other peaches 0n the treeA V' .335 3.1an HOODOO DENTISTRY I don't Iaik m be SUDBHCJ'OLIS. but I dun heard 'baut de haodoos pullinh teeth when yo' is 'sleep. Wow l! Bress mah souI, 1'ij aint true; Wow! YE DENTAL GRADUATE RETURNETH HOME ++++++e+++++++++++e+++++++++++++++++++++++a 'l' The Man Who Is Wanted ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ x++++++x 3+++++ HE man who wins is the man who workse The man who wins is the man who stays The man who toils while the nekt man shirks; in the unsought paths and the rocky ways, The man who stands in his deep distress And, perhaps, who lingers, now and then, With his head held high in the deadly press g To help some failure to rise again, Yes, he is the man who wins. Ah, he is the man who wins! The man who wins is the man who knows And the man who wins is the man who hears The value of pain and the worth of woes-w The curse of the envious in his ears, Who a lesson learns from the man who fails But who goes his way with his head held high And a moral finds in his mournful waiis; And passes the wrecks of the failures by - Yes, he is the man who wins. For he is the man who wins. f++++++++++++++++ee+++++e+e+++++++++q+++++4 X i' i 3 M An Idea m E + + R K e++w+++++++++++++++++++++++++++e++++++w+++ i13h, for an idea,u the editor saide His thoughts were of the book to be printed soon, In his hands despairingly he dropped his head, Renounced himself to be almost a 10011; For he pondered and struggled e thought in vain, Then he shook his head, an oath he swore, But nothing appeared to his fevered brain. Got up from his chair and paced the fioort But a change came ojer his guileless face, Seated once more with matehless grace, And took a. pen in his hand and wrote this verse- So now, dear reader, you may call your hearse. el o! Editor inaChieF HENRY E. GERMANN j08 Secretary Treasurer HARRY M. THORNTON WS JAMES C. MAYBIN ,08 Literary Editors HARRY A. MCLAUGHLIN ,08 FRED C. SNOWBERGER ,09 Art Editors FRED E. HESS :09 WELLINGTON B. MCBAIN 10 Executive Committee ALVIN HALL 08, Chairman FRANK AA HALE ,09 ROSS W. KIBBEE 10 JOHN W. PURDY, W8 EDITORS BOARD Ymatemt; ' .' W cm er- Snowbergcr , , , H31: McBa-liu McLaughlin Pnrdy Maybin Thornton GErnmnn Blessings 0n thee, little man, Happy Freshman, with cheeks 0f tan, With thy turnedmp pantaloons, And thy merry-whistled tunes; From my heart 11 give thee joy, I was once a Freshman boy. Hi, 0! Class of nineteen eight, Be thou proud of such a fate, Of thy two years honest labor Gained above thy Freshman neighbor; Brilliant as the stars of night Shines thy class in power and might, Made to tread this life of toil, Back and forth in wild turmoil; Oh, thou Jl'unior must Obey, You should not be led astray; Never let your track be found Ever on forbidden ground. 80 Freshman, soon thy task you see, All too soon a Junior be; Gaily, then, my little man, Live and laugh as boyhood can; Oh, that thou couldst see thy joy Ere it passes, Freshman boy. I would Eu 3 Senior be, Ever will I envy thee O, thou proud and learned man! Does a Junior think he can Ever wear thy cap and gown And thy graduation crown? - Glossinger. ??4 ?4 9081 ,- . r , W, . K H945 EWWW$XQW$EWW$WWWM$WW$ ELL, mine lieba boys. lch vil vons a bissla trya to you tella von day habeuings at dat blacc dat day C2111 day Dental Collich, yess. Dar es kommical bizness vat habbens vouce en a vile, yes. Yu no dat dare ecs vat we kawl de hub von de veel vich revolves in do Collich; vell it s Dr. Way, und we all rekognise him as a half broddor to dey l'Madulla Oblongata. and hels bees- ness is to make. clay veel keep going round und send imbul- 565 true de spokes as de vccl revolves, in order dat de Collich does keap in equalivcrum und does not fall over and hurt somebody maybe. He 65 d6 real trick 2111 around, no mistake about it eedcr. Vc kawl him Dr. Way hen he is neari, aber ven cle dime is short unrl he is avay you vill hear only Tim, T. I. or de profess spokenings. NOW. vun day von of de poys, vell, he yust had a such a inderest- ings fealings mit hes vork dat he axidently forgotten his self 0 .0 -.,-o .f 2 d 1 u ancli and called him Doc.: de dime wus not long van de stujent woke up, und ven he saw de exhresioning on do komblexum von der Drls. fa-asc he vas feeling yet like a cat op de tree mit a dok at de boddum. Vel de Dr. said he vould sooner be kald Cap den Doe, and also saycd of kors if he vould make a such a awful mestakenings again he vould be bunishcd. Vitch he deals out in many vays, such as being kombeled to stay down een Chrisls blace all nite til yu git dat g0 tu hell feelings, 11nd yu feel like yu kan 0 SI umommmmwwwwmmmwmwg Reflections of Dr. Wedelsweiler :6? 334 allvase kawl him Dr and never forget it. It is alvas dis Vay lT. l.l dat Vay do odder Vay, und ven yu here my lle kals de Students Roll by de last name ungafare tree dimes een von day, you must alvace luke anoddcr vay. aber dare ccs alvase von or two brelimenare speaches konei ctud mit cet, sometink like dces. lin dat kornerl. vell, uncl at vuuce you Will link dat de siklone yust passt ofer. Den he says, de Juniors vill blease render a few songs before dey go tu de deseckting room, and 0f kors De Leberwurst singer varinc, gif vun, too, Oder tree of dcr best selectuns. dat dey kan get such as lth, dcm Leetle old Red Socksl HHigh Lee, High Lowf and so weider, and den bass down on do human elevator to de dcsccktioning 1.00111 Dey genly go by vay of de gate und salute de prcsidcning oihser in charge vou cle gate. who es genly Dr. Way. und vilc we bass by he holds opp his hands and bronounces dess vords 0f blesincks ofer his children, knowing dat day atrackshunings see. so great dat some vun might be axiclent- ly Overcummed mit joy, and dat wuldu't do of korus, here A leatle more iiois bleas I kan hear dc resbouse to role kall too orders must he oboyed. generally will are de words of blesinck: Traumatismkyperaemia cpulis sacrum, sapeophytic gustrochnemius gloinom hemoglobin sporosesomatic, which signifies cartoffelsalawd broad worst bumbcrnickle mit a bissla lawger, und anything that induses sleep mit out a dream. I vill wonst tell you abOut vot ems habening ven de bung hole faektoree explodet und dat famous Ohio River took dc rcmainings along Vel mabe you vas again knowing Philip AnshutcJ he es our onerable klas besident, yes, Lind himmel donna wetter, dis. man Phil he had yet lots of shares een die bung ole fak- toreel 21nd of kors he loose cfcry ding, he tink dar eeR some craft konected mit it, he says vun cla tu me, Michel, lll tink itls like dis, yu se dar wus tu beside me en dis bisness, Sam Sloan and Wilum Dragbag, and I kant helb but tink elem two sonefonguns hlowed opp be faktoree, so I have tn 1005e my two thousand dollors. All at once 1 say to Phil, why donlt ya get a liar and investigationing some- ding V0.11 outside in to de bigness? Yell he says he already consolidated mit Willey and Sammy, attorneys, 11nd day say nothing kan be done Yet a shame, poor Philip, he says he gotter gwitt smoking, he only smokes now ven hees frends akomodate him mit 21 big zigar's. Dat Philip is a VOt you vould kawl a genuineness een de brofesun, and hees specialty es treating absess and rce-enanibling feet. He has kum tu dc reskue nmny dimes cfcn ven he vas a rag chewer lFreshL-nenl, he akoniblishecl many imbosible feets. He vus noted for geting up the most comblieated patents, vich alvays vas of such a nature dat de pays give it to him good support ven he blascd de article on de marked, und blitzen vat sales he did haf, you wud tink he was give ing away tickets Lu Peeblesl teater, ven ve een trouble get mit Dr. Vay ve go ritaway to Phil, vc kawl him Baba, in dc collich and tel him vat has habenings and he say he vil se tu it so it no more vill haben, Now in dis Dental Collich Llar was many tings habening every day. Der Dr. Vay he take a soch a intrest: in de poys, for a instantaneous de odder day he make a speachenings to Turner to put hees koat on ritevay quvick voncc, for fear him ketches de kold; anoter time he kald his atendshun to little Broadsidcs Glare tony. He says remof yourself ritavay quvick frum dat 82 Window sill before de atrackshnn von outsite vil take you tru de glass to de sidewalk. You all remember ven de kem-ical Labrotory ahnity eBrunkl, oterwise known as $500, treated Dr. V'ay's Oreal situationls mit 21 solution of C2H5OH, and Chrisls extracts, of kors vun tum deserfs anoter, yu n0 von day Brunlc vas Siting mit his whole be- longings on de window sill mit dc window open and whistling, Directly Dr. Way says llBruhk, Brunk, I'CH'qu yourself before yu fall tu Lle sidewalk and break ynr wissle, du yu remember ven Baba Beagle treated Meyerls Lower Molar mit a sugestun to Dr. Way dat he 'tink he Vil haf tu mak a minor but very imbortant oberatun, and Dr. Way say he tink brobably he vonld not stand for de oberatun bekausc cet vud make him much seek for sum dime. V115 yu in de Collich ven Doc. Chase signed his batientls name as Mrs. Chase 0n Cle report blank? Eie eie was fear ein kahrl clas ist. Now der Dopey he makes de best immitasionings von de nanny goat vot I see yet und fink he swipe dc patent wride frum VVelIe Did you ever see ven Pattie hWaltersl was not Hurting mit Cle Ladies, vel he makes so much fuss and smiles so loud, vons in a vile, dat little Willie must walk rite opp tu him and tell him to hush opp, Fatty before I joke you. Von day I hear Dr. Way anowns dis vay, i'Dare vill pe no lecture for de Juniors 'cocla.y,u vell everybody was habby, even Snowburger, who ritaway komenses to sing a little song to de bench wormers. Vc vill all go down to Crissls to drink sum larger bear, und ve all join in de korus, rit- avay quvick. Vell, vell, here koms de question mark. Do you remember ven he asked Dr, Burger vat de essential oils are? Ven you want tu learn de drick of how to make or have your technic bridges made! in von day consultatione ing him about it; he knows. De ladies makes a mistake vonce in a vile und ask if dat ees Dr. Vay mit dem black eyes, and say, nstft he yust grand ?w Dar Dr. Mack, vell he v05 3 vonderful philosofy, he Vll publish a book in de near soonness 011 llHow tu Kast a Ful Solder in Wone Throw? He vas a wonderful creationings, always being in early like, all fon de collech boys shout p6,. member ven Broomfield asked Ller Dr. to he exkuscd after he hat asked Maupins batient eef cle oberation hurt much? Dar Dr. Clicl not know. of korse not, vat vas in de ripl aher Broomheld kin tell yu. Did yu see von VVolfman poured sum H202 into a molar rite out von cle bottle vows? Yes. Val, he did, 11ml baem donnerwcttcr: uml de result wus Do you re- astonishing he says. Do you know vat habens wons wen D1: Way lcald tu Meyer to do some interpretationings, vcn de batient told Meyers all about ect, before und after? Vel eef yu vas not dare yust ask Meyers; he has got de kase 011 iilel ings ven tu Seniors-ol tink it vas cler Mosketo skating rink und Blondey-ovel beim dormer dey verr jcwing de rag about vat is de requiraments ven a dental office es komblct. Vel, dey fmly kame tu de konklushun dat a ofhcc ces not komblet rnit out it has sum batients in set, and dat dey are useful and handy tings tu have around wen money ees skarse, and we haf a lonesomeness for it, so dcy conkluded to order von at vonce. 111 de Collich it ees diEerent, you clonlt order them, bot yu sit on de bench and varm it, yust like a sitting hen, only not so long some- times a real good-looking girl den yu slide down a notch und vatch Tim, to see if yu kant get his eye. All at vonce he stands before yu mit a soft twinkle een 1165 left eye, und says, l'IIow about you, 665 your back goat and strong today? lW'esrser-reef you say, ritaway quvick, because you want dat one. Dr. Vay says, llYou will blease vait on 1 v05 sitting in d6 smoging room von morni Yu watch every batient vat comes in 11nd ven yu see wage 83 dis batienl; clat tooth vill need treatment uml a gold hlliug Ef She does not respond tu your vishes, use a leetle phenol 11nd hot air. El she seems shy, tell her yu yust received a letter frum yur wife dat little Jimmie has rle mumps, and ef she ueS still pretty shy, yu inserted een dis vone. yust mak a date so she vill meet yu at de foot of de stairs so you can cxbla'm de situation. Be Very careful vcn you use cle kuspedor vile yn warm rle bench, especially ven Tim ees around, because de reason ecx dc Oder clay Stromler got excited a leetle and missed dc kuspeclor about an inch and Tim saw it, 50 he ritaway moved de spit box a little closer llStronder said, nNiO;O, not exactly;just surprised me a little. Do you know Jeff? V'ell jcff, he tells me he hem awful gooblooking lady batient. He nos her house number, her fone numbcr, und her age. He has also kounted how many steps it would talc tu go tu her howse. Now, Jeff 635 very bashful, 11nd at as a pussel to me how he fmds out all of dese tings. Me tinks dat leap year gas the reason why, and maby Jeff kan dake de kurious fealings away by telling us yet. Yy vot ees? Vy, luke at all dese bonies; yust see dem kick and rip and tare arount. Oh, yes, kan you here dat bell ring? Et es examination time, Viv es de atmosfere so noisy in de smoging room? some7 by mamma and habba und dc dog, und ach leaber and ask of et scared him. Vel, you no effery body is going home straw-sack here knows Hank. My gotness, how dat collich vibrates; Vhy effen Dr, Erby has made a mistake und tlUkS de Duke,s batiem es a lady. Vel, skool ass out, baem dom 1161', und ve are shaking hands mit Dr, Vay, vil he bro- nounses his blessing over us all, to take us trn our trials and vakashun lime, and ve take anoter goof long look and say, Good. bye. olh F. M. pogoggg.575ypm.Wp.g.-HH.Wgee .Q, ?immmmwymim:m: m-xa x: ti-sz: Ea-m: H-WJHM RECKON you never heerd nothiif Moore, who opened up here vlong about 72, did : you? began Butte Bill reminiscently, as he hit off a generous chew of Old Kentucky. 'iThem were great days. Cow- punching aint what it used to be? he continued, completely forgetting his original subject. I had bought the office put on the market by the widow of the late Dr. Moore, and, feeling a natural desire to hear the history of my predecessor in this comfortable, thriving town of Cherryport, Oklahoma, I induced Bill to proceed. tiDoc. Moore war a tenderfoot proper ez fur ez cattle and broncos wuz concerned, but, say, when it come to 12157 soiif a achin' jaw tooth out o! yer head, this man Moore war the real peppermint candy with the red stripes wrapped Close around. You look husky, but Moore war a heap smaller, and more sun-dried, and he could sure romp home with the goods when it came to getting a achin, jaw tooth, Yes? I interposed, HI heard you the first time, Bill; go on with the storyf' Bill did not deign to notice the insinuation other than to give me a sad, farwaway and condescending look, which implied, far better than words could have told, that in those days tenderfeet were not wont to be impertinent. ttWali, drawled Bill, ttthis same Doe Moore come rolhni about Doc. 0 l i i 84 Inm-R-m-R A R R le-R-m-m-R-R K a K a 12-55;? J: i: ?.y.aiy$????$ i:? got W W .g.g.u.c; m .m S; -K- K- ??????0983599? in on the overland stage one evenini, and when he ilights, the driver jest naturally chucks his portables after him like they wuz flour or bacon. Doc. remmistrated quiet-like and gets a laugh from the crowd assembled for his pains. Missouriethatis the driverilaughs so loud and hard thet the tears runs down his cheeks and dont even show no resentment at this darc-devii spirit exhibited by DOC. Moore. Doc. wuz escorted over to Ned Gwynne's this saloon and boarding emporium stood just where this hotel now sitsJ by the bunch, and 02 he wuz the First new man in town fur several months, of course, it wuz hinted very lamb-like that he buy fur the crowd and he buys, unprotestin'. Then after seeiny to his luggage and gettin: a bite to eat, he goes OE to bed, leavini us all in doubt ax to what his business wuz like. Next mornini he wuz up bright and early and inquired from me if I knew of any vacant rooms in town. I wuz keepini bar for Ned them days, and told him I anticipated the room he had tilled that night wuz good enough for a tenderfoot. He didnit show no keen animosity at them cuttin' words, but explained that he wanted an office. So I put him next to one across the street, and by noon he had his outfit thar, and a big sign, IDr. Moore, Dentist; Teeth Extracted Painlesslyf wuz flaunted to the desert zephyrs. uI anticipated no harm hit him, fur he war 50 meek- like, but I knowed what was sure comin' to that sign and my prognostieatin' come true. Long about but OICIOCk here comes the hull darned outfit from Cirelet e etix, Titlil'ti like hel fur something to quench that awful thirst be gotten by the alkali dust. Coyote Kelly wuz leadint the bunch ez usual, and when he saw that sign starin, at him .50 hamboyant-like, he darned near fell off his pony. Then ridin' like Indians they come tearin' down the trail full-tiltt shootin' at the lO'sl in Doclst name and trimming out the circles ez neat e2 you could do it with a band-saw; after which, seein' Doc. didnjt show himself, they stacked arms and come into the emporium. HNow, he had more sense than to look out that window. He never made no objection: he was waitin' his turn and it wuz d e d quick cominI too. We had some army hard- tack for these infants to bite on and naturally 'lowed theyld This series went on to way late; ez usual. but hereis where Doc. hgurest ot' hartietRCk Coyote Kelly sets hiS molars toy gives rise to violent and unexpected bar, and when the sulphur- were awoke to the fact that The language he usetl in drink, eat hardetaek. get thirsty and drink again. The very first chunk explosions from his end of the 0115 vapor had partly lifted, we Coyote had injured a jaw tooth. describinl that army biscuit wtiz sure artistic, 0n the order Of the army muleddriver, and he didrft repeat none. So we gently pushed him to this new Doc. Moorets place oi business, thinkiif how glad we wttz to know that we now had a tooth man in town. We beinl naturally modest and tender-hearted, and not wantint to see Our pal .suffert stayed outside. lookilf in at various intervals at the goinis- on, inside. Wall, Coyote wanders in and Moore backs off, rememberin' that Kelly wuz the one what led the bombard- inl but there ain't no more pleagantry in Coyote, and be- 55 Sides he's too busy holdini that jaw 0 his'n with both hands. Doc. puts him in the chair and sights into his mouth, then starts diggin' around, amidst the soulful groans 0f Coyote and his pals outside. who air really sufferin ez much 62 he is. All Of a suddint-like Doc puts sounthin, over Coyv Otels mouth that looks like a gag. lWe donlt Ettand fur no such horse-playi-we kick; hut Doe just waves his hands at us and reaches down and does somethin' what makes a hissin' sound. Then all to onet, like a tornado tearinl up sage-brush, he throws off the gag and picks up a pair of glitterin' pinchers and gets that tooth. Coyote's never made a rustle. then we see that hes asleep and beginnin! to wake up. Doc never hesitates. He. gets Coyotelb gun and covers him, seem which, Coyote. when hels got sense enough. throws his hands up regulation. We think his end hez come, and in a second DOC. wuz covered by twelve ez lusty pairs of Colts ez ever wuz Hashed in these parts. Doc. wuz too quick and firede looked like right straight into Coyotels mouth. Then he walks over and puts his fingers in Coyote's mouth and when he pulls Jem mit again hes got that tooth in plain sight. mPretty fair shootinl fur a tenderfoot. aint it? Elwkx Doe. showinl him the tooth, but poor old Coyote wuz too scared to move not answer. I can say positive that Coy ote had figured in six different gun tights. and his gun had Fix notches scratched 0n the barrel, but the idea of a tenclei'toot aimin, pointeblank at his jaw and lettini go wuz SO we car- ried him over to the hat and revived him with spirits, and too much, and he fainted dead away again. when he wuz told the joke, he wuz in fur addiny another notch to his gun, but we made him see that the drinks wuz on him. and he wouldnt buy 'em till Doe. was lined up 'longside, and thatls how Doc. Moore opened up here in 7'2. 7!. ll 5. i'f'ET is early in May, on a balmy afternoon just ' as the long shadows of the day are deepening and peaceful dusk making an approach, that we find the Seniors grouped about the lower hall waiting to be summoned to hear their fates-to reap a harvest, either good or bad. They probably realize now, even though they hadn't given it a thought before, that their college career is at an endemaybei We find quite a difference in the general humor and spirit of this student body, for, while the majority are in a jolly mood, we find a number of them solemn a5 a tomb Stone: others whose faces look pale and haggard. and a few who exhihit a feeling of nervousness. In performing this most trying of tasks, waitingf their nerve energy is taxed beyond measure, and they feel the more keenly the strain of their past laborsi While here one of the boys will remark, HLet us go in and have a smoke, for there is no consolation like a pipe. The room is taxed almost to its capacity, and enwreathed in a haze of tobacco smoke 'we see those faces so familiar to us. It was in this room, as Freshmen, we became acquainted and formed emupanionships which in time became welded into friendshipe. It is hard to recognize in this quiet, sober, even morose- looking Clan the jolly, laughing, careefree crowd of yester- day. But even now in this momentary gloom we can clis- ANXIOUS MOMENTS 6 R6 7Z7 A L J: $b2 Gem 3. picture embodying the good times weive had here. The songs, the jestihgs. the friendly scutties, all come back to us with surprising distinetness. It is here we've become friends such as we can trust, for it is unquestionably a fact that the friendships accumulated in a college are of the strongest and longest duration in life. Here, under the potent influence of the magic weed, we have told each other of our hopes and ambitions, of our troubles and disap- pointments, of our likes and dislikes, yes, and our love affairs, for who i:; the student who does not at some time or other permit 2: girl to have some influence Over him, either good or bad? Ah, good old days were they, and happy the hours spent there Just how good we will not realize until we had battled with the cold worldi Hello, whats that? It's the bell, fellows: come on and hear our finish. And as 'we tile out slowly we say in unison, 'tGood bye, old smoker. Many's the pleasant chat and glorious time welve had in and as we slowly drag ourselves down the hall someone starts a song. your sacred sanctum, but itls all over now. thelre all good fellows, boys, And every motherls son of 115 Would share his fortunes, heart and soul; Welre all good fellows, boys, And every brother's one of us Just loves his little pipe and bowl.' e H. ,4. McL. On Account of the Baby Norton entered the smoking-nmm 0f the dental college one afternoon shortly before Christ, 3 u mas; Hwho's the skirt you have up stairs? ttHer names Tanguay. Sheis good looking. but I didn't want to see her again; I saw her yesterday for the first time and I hoped the last, too, growled Jack, lighting a cigarette. nWhat's the. trouble? tell us about her; where did you See her ?i' spoke up some of the fellows in unison, Well, it was this way, began Jacki Yesterday after noon I got 011 a car bound fer the hill which was quite well tilled, and in a little while in walked this young lady with a large basket and sat down next to me, Did you notice her hat? W'ell, its the size of a cart-wheel, and whenever the car jerked. it had a faculty of poking me in the ear. She sat 50 that she took up all the available space. so that I couldn't read my paper. I hnain moved to the edge Of my seat, giving her room to lean back 'II was comfortable for about two minutes, when the fe- male. discwered a friend 011 the opposite side of the car, and suddenly leaning forward to speak to her friend, precipi- tated me into space. My hat fell off. my paper was torn and she, on Seeing her handiwork, said, 'O, excuse mef as- one might say, 'Howis the baby? HWhen I regained my seat, she, thinking, no doubt, to keep people from falling over her basket, put it on her lap and that hasket contained Iimberger cheese! GD tthm; if there is anything I dislike it is lituherger cheese, but I managed to stand it until she got out; but you can imagine my feelinge when this same. horrible female Was assigned to me truiny in the cliuie IIll get even now, but I must he going up, or Dr. Weybaek will be after me See you down at the club at eight, Shorty: so long. fellows. ' jack tinished with his patient and went hume, dressed and met Shorty at the club 011 time. They had dinner, and after a game of biliiards, went into the smoking-toom to leaf awhiIe. They sat gazing out into the blustering night, With the many white lightsi and the crowds of late Chrigtmas xhoppers going home with their arms hIIecI with bundles and toys. It was a very bad night: the wind howled between the skyscrapers, driving particles of ice before it that cut like glass and rattled against the window wherein sat the two friends. It's a bad night for a tire, remarked Shorty ttlrmk how the wind carries that 9mm: up, Hne can searceh walk against it. and all the cars are crowded? I tell V011. Shorty Jack replied Nwheu it's Christmav time a man's glad lies not married 3111 has no ehihlren 7 just think of the toys and Christmas treeq a fellow would have to waste money on, and Christmas trees are dangerous things, too.H The conversation tagged, and both were kiient for awhile: presently Shorty broke the silence. ttSay. jack. how abnut that thorribIeI girl you had this afternoon; did you get even?w Yes, I'm sorry to say. I did; my burr accidently caught in the rubber dam illlCl about jerked her head off, and what do you think she said? She looked up in a quiet way and said most casually, tls this part of the program? I tell you, shes a star, even if she does eat llllli Say, Shorty. what's all the excitement across the street? By jovci the hotelis on hre! VVhatld I say about Christmas trees! Sure enough, smoke was rolling out of the windows of the second and third Hoors, while the ringing of hre-hells was distinctly heard. The two men ran to the door of the club amid the crowd. Already a bright light prevailed and tiamcs were seen in the windows. Suddenly there appeared in the window of the top hoor the figure of a woman about to jump; the crowd saw her and a yell of terror went up. Evidently appalled hy the distance, the iigurc retreated into the burning building, but her escape was cut off from that direction. 7 Standing in the entrance of the club, Shorty turned to speak to Jack, but he was nowhere to be found. For jack, on seeing the woman, darted across the street. and into the building next to the hotel. He ran up the stairs to the roof, which was some twenty feet above the roof of the doomed hotel. Without hesitation, he dropped. He burst in a sky- light and fell to the floor. The room was filled with smoke, but with indomitable courage, he gropetl his way to the door, His head reeled and his eyes burned! but he stumbled on into the hall, calling meanwhile for the woman. The elevator shaft was a veritable furnace, and he could see flames on the stairst while the roar of the fire was deafe ening. He felt his way down the hall in search of the hape less woman, but she did not answer his call. The heat was intense, but desperately he went on. Suddenly he fell over something, and on rising, disccwered it to he the figure of the girl. Seiziug her in his arms, he retreated hastily in the HA direction from which he had come, and by sheer good luck, found his way into the room into which he had entered. Placing a table under the broken skylight and a chair on the table, he mounted this improvised ladder with the uncon- scious girl; pushing her onto the roof, he scrambled up, falling in a faint beside her. He was, however, quickly revived by the cold air. and on glancing fearfully at her, lest he had come too late, he recognized the familiar features of Mabel Taiiguayl Firemen had ladders to the roof by the time jack came to and the girl and her rescuer were carried down and hurried to the hospital, Jack again falling into unconsciousness. a::h$:k4a:i:$$$$$:k$$:k Three years later Shorty, now a practicing dentist, drop- ped into the post-ofhce of his town and asked for his mail. He was handed, among other things, a small eiivelope, and mi tearing it open, read the contents, as follows: CINCINNATI, December :31, 1011. nMy dear Shorty? uDotti: you want to come down and spend the holidays with L13. You know it's the babyis hrs: Christmas, and we are going to have a tree for him, and Mabel and 1' would so like to have you come and see it decorated. Hels the cutest babe you ever saw, and he notices every- thing we do for him; he always seems to like his papa's old friends, so do come, for he will be so very glad to see you. 'tLet me know when you will arrive, and 1,11 meet you at the depot, Oh, yes, I forgot to tell you we have a new grocer, the old ones milk wasn't good for the baby, and this new grocer has the best limberger cheese you ever ate, T just eat it all the time, and even the baby likes it, so you surely must come. Your Old chum. HACK. Shorty put the letter in his pocket with a chuckle, and on the twenty-third he mysteriously left for the city. a Wright, Jr. $$$$ +1- Jr'RETTY good sort of a chap this fellow t Freddie, and this year he doubled up with one Nelson by name, with whom, no doubt. you are acquainted. I should not say ndoubled upf for not so for Nelson, as there is but One person in this world for him, a dear girl of tender years. It is hot the young lady over at the restaurant, the one with the No, you are wrong, you will have to guess again. sunburned hair, nor the sweet young lady at the boarding house, but the one who told him he is pretty. Are you on? They always tell us that birds of a feather, etc., but Freddie. is quite different He has those settled ways although he never settles. By the way, speaking of settling, reminds me of the time he came down to the clinic with a very much disfigured face. Of course he advised us that had had a friendly wrestling match with one of his class-mates, and the hoor had come up and met his face half way. How- ever, he looked as though he had been sorting cats, but I rather think he was handed that lovely bunch by the land- lady trying to make him settle. i asked Freddie one day why he shaved off his mustache, and he said the landlady furnished sponges now with bean sotip, and it was not necessary to do any more straining. Freddie often speaks of his room-mate's economy and generosity twhen alone; He tells. me that he sleeps on his trousers so that they might be creased in the morning 0 RH awww$$$$$$$$$$ewwemwmwxwwewwwemg He Can't Help it But He is 0 go memmemewmmeemeemmemmemmemememmmm Q Q tfiftcen cents savedy. I really believe that Nelson is a little close, for a friend of mine told me that he wouldn't even give a healthy sneeze for fear of wearing out his nose, Did you ever hear him? He sneezes just like a stopped-up chip blower. By the way, 1 am told that Nelson is think- ing of studying law, and even at this early date he is holding night sessions of court in the Spencer parloret This fellow Freddie is a great fellow. One night after being out with the boys he came home, and finding his roumrmate asleep, he undressed very quietly and slipped into bed,. After falling asleep he was again wakened by the following remark: t'Wake up, Fred, and open a door or something; i'm stiiiing; we must have some air. Fred got out of bed half asleep, felt around in the dark for awhile and said, KiI canit hnd an openerf' Nelson says, tt1 didnt say ibeerf I said 'airi, Finally Fred did find a doom one leading into a closet instead of outside, which he opened, and then crawled back into bed. Did you open something?H asked his companion. i opened the door, replied Fred. How's the weather outside ?ii 'iBlack as tar, said Fed, hand smells of cheese? You see, Nelson had bought a iimberger cheese sandwich and couldn't eat it: all, so he put it in the closet for fear it would walk off. He can't help it, but he is e V Oct Nov. aafenbar 1907s 08 DefoBer ..;r School commences; Freshmen arrived. J 11.-- Most of Juniors and Seniors arrive. 13i--Junior-Freslmian Class Rush. Itii- Seniors have class electionibig doings, Qirirlnvitation Committee appointed. 34.77 Hicks tries; to Hirt window. with dummy in a stun: ??i- Prior does some work for a friend of hia: big crowds in Prioris Vicinity. ?fhi- Blondy' changes his boarding-housc. Qlo'oemlSer 1.7- Dr. Smith threatens to firei' the rowdy half of the Senior Class. 3i. Psi Omega take moonlight ride to Locklandi for full particulars, ask Freshmen. Rw UCComb tells 2m admiring bunch 0f Freshmen his experiences whiie hbughrwhackingf 161i Kennedy, Banks and Stewart take auto ride with Dr. H. T. Smith. lli-Kcunedy, Banks and Stewart get bumped for same. 30.7 Seniors begin to talk about commencement clothes. Ut's worse than a girls, seminaryj '33.--Srei1ior Class vote to wear caps and gowns at commenccmcut, iLots 0f iisore heads. 3 9 Dec. 91 D Jan. $ecemBer l.--Time to think of examinations. iie-ALILTHIAN Staff appointed. First organization OmCETN of ALEIHHA Board. meeting, and election of 1.3.-- Alid-Term Exams. begin. i31,--X-mas vacation begin; Shelton and McCurdy kiss each other gOOd-bye. Scene, Grand Central Depot. l-Lf- Arrival of big shipment of ponies. lli. , Ponies stampeded in Taylor Hall. ganuarg ?.--Lccturcs and FOII-call mammal. Ti--Chas. Baer showered with rice, also Dr. Smith. H-VThe girls cut roli-call to see Saphof JiirGermaun loses his instruments. lirrSllelton waits for a female On Central aveuue so long they hitch horses to him. Iii McLaughlin and Alarlatt attend a concert and get stung. ??Li Schweinsberger has a patienti faintaibut artiticiai perspiration brings him around all right. '21'3.-- The Psi Omega dance comes otofi Htti Nothing doing- everybody sleepy. 1?eran Feb. 1.; Banks tries to buy a one-horse hack with an auto horn attached for use at dances. 3.-h Miss Spencer begins to show symptoms of being in love. 8.--Jur1iors, mustaches begin to show form; faculty getting jealous. 13.--We all had our pictures taken in Taylor Hall and in the clinic. 16.7-R0binson shows off in the Clinic without collar or tie. H 25, rPurdy shaves his mustache. Wat; Mar.11.hl The Junior Class gives dance at the Mansion. V 13VH- Kennedy announces that the spinal column sup- ports the alimentary canal, 16.--Exam. on Bacteriology for Seniors. h 17,- St. Patrickts Day 19.7 Stone: tries to blow up college with inlay cast h result, snowstormt n green in evidence. 2Lh-Fine baseball weather; nothing doing. 23.ABrumf1eJd drops his full solder out third story window, H 25. Hale and Banks court martialed: Charge, ttToo much hob-nobbing with several of the Senior girls. leach-Confinueb itla1'.26.h Hale and Banks very busy with technic. Eblh We won a game from Cincinnati College; Official score, lost. Cintinnati Iine-up, three deaf mutcs, three one-armed men, balance sound. Capri? Apr. 1.77Freshmanss birthdayit'Nuf sedf ': -Seniors begin long pull for exams. h 5.7VDeIIa215 demonstrates the technic of putting in amalgam hllings with an automatic plugger. t G.--P01iceman enters Hopkins avenue residence. Robby hides behind wifet McLaughlin under bed. Please, Mr. Policeman, we'll never do it again, H' 14., Clinic desertedh opening game of season, Reds vs. Cubs, In N; rFinal exal'ns. begin. EM? May 'r'.-- Seniors hear their returns. H T- Commencement Day-- They,re OH?!H xvi Emu? atth ritg T WAS 011 a balmy afternoon in April that Hams and Fritz accidentlly butted into the smoking- One of the boys had just remarked that there had been unthin' dOin' for some time, and Talk about riding TOOITJ . my, oh, my, what a Chance to get hnsy! the goat. well, it wasn't a circumstance to what these two Germans received. They were bumped for further orders. and there were intermingled choruses of Himmcl dormer vctter,I'- Y0u dink a Dutchman vas a geese ?'V HCheese it, you vil break de gristle oft mine vatchf, etc. etc. Finally, in view of the fact that Hans and Fritz exhibited no dispw sition to fight back, they were given a chance to square themselves, and Hans told the following story: You sees, I go mit Fritz to Germany to lifft und vas leav- ing mine brudder Jacob pehincL Lind den I meet, oh, so shaney a frow, und, by golly, she did forget me yet I makes such a big how, such a fine one, ye:. und den she gives to me such a funny expressioning Of her face 11nd I don't know vat is dat poo, poo, I gets in a hght says, IP00, poo, for you? because I dichft nefer see none anyvay. mit 21 fellcr vat says. If you lays a finger on mine sonhrette I vill sew a button on you. My, I vas gladness rlot mine hrudder vas by me, because he vasnIt afraid, he vas all de time smiling, yes. Und ven alles vas ofer I got no frow, be cause she make for us a parade mit de odder fellow, and now I half lots of trubbles for making one lcctle bow. X cl, I comes back to America and mine brudder, not Fritz, 1 means Jacob, told me of des place, So 1 comes to get mine teeth back again once more, und gets out from ITIITW: trubbles. Having told his troubles, Hans was escorted up to the extracting Clinic, as the fc110w who fought with Hans had not quite completed his job the was :1 careless operatorl W'ell, the boys were beginning to enjoy Hans more and more, but Fritz seemed to be in a trance, remaining on the outside. Of the mum. Every fellow who came into the room took a look down I-Ian's throat, and hnally he said, HVat is; was you using my vind pipe for a spy-glass to look into mine stommic? Dat ain't none of your bissness how much Blue Ribbon I drink yet. Who did the extracting? Well, that is a queer question. You know we have only one in our Class, Dr. Cummins, and after :1 hurried but successful operation, in which the German furnished the accompaniment in high G, he was Fritz followed in that mechanical sort of way. and it was not until he saw the sculptor, with his plaster bowl and spatula, mixing the same that he woke up. and With the following expressions: Now, Hans, I vould take your blacc. Yhy it iss, you know, I like dat smier cheese mineself. Aher dat man vas hustled to lhe clinic for an impression. gifing you a big spoonful, how can you swallow dat all at one time and not enjoy it? But vhen he saw the impres- nion Withdrawn, he said, Dem aint no nicc men vat Vill git :1 fellow clat smier cheese und take it away again, The. patients were now dismissed and turned over to the Secretary, and when she asked them for a deposit, one Of them spoke up and said, HBy golly, we had some money ven vc came up to the collich, but now We aint and i don't i: ll l l l 6 like dis place nohow, because dey takes your money, your teet and den de smier cheese from you? You see, the boys needed a little more money for base.- ball uniforms, so when they gave these fellows the bumps, all their loose Change was confiscated. The Secretary told them their credit was good, and thus jollied them along, and Hans was well pleased With the job when finished, - Dc La C. IRISHMAN 7 How in the divil can ye Ex those teeth that are gone? Shore and Oi don't want yez to talk to me about sthore teeth anyhow GERMANN-Thathi all right, Pat; well just swing a bridge in there- PATw- A bridge; and what in the divil will it cost? GERMANN e Just about fifteen dollars. Oi kin buy a ferry-boat for that and Oi wonlt need any bridge. PAT m To the divil wit yez. PATIENTeAml if I have gas, I shan't feel nothini? BILL PUKDY w Nothing whatever. PATIENT eAnd 1 shant know what you be doin'? HILL e You won't know anything, PATIENT e W'ell, just wait a minute until i count my wad. FLUNKERS e But I don't think that I deserve an absolute zero. DR. WAY e No. sir; neither do I, but it is the lowest mark I am allowed to give. Good day. $ 94 HALE- Say, PIFUHL, how many gold hllings have you had? BRUMe Eight, but, say, l put one in three times; that makes ten. jolly the fellow who has bad luck today, Give him a smile for his sorrow; This college life has a funny way, And you may have bad luck tomorrow. e Giossing'mx uMay I print a kiss on your cheek, fair miss P She nodded demure permission, And I rather guess we went to press And printed 21 large edition. - Glossingrr. As HEARD IN THE HALLS. The bclls ring all through the halls, The startled sleepers wake in anger, The steam pipes beat with rising heat And everyone dispels their languor: Ring. bells, ring! set the wild echoes ringing, And answer echoes all around, singing, singing singing. e Glossingcl'. EIEIEIEIEIDEIDUDEUZIDUDEEIBUEIILEIDLIDEIDEIEIUDELEEIEEIEEIUEIDE El E1 E1 III II 1.1 HUD gg QUESTIONS gg CIEILIEIUEIEIUEIEIUEIEIUDUECIDFJUHUUUEUUUDUDDEDDEIHHI I1 II F l H IEIEIIJEICLEI N THE course 0f :1 long college career we find numerous things hard to explain. C2111 you statei How the Freshman discovered his purceptor hidden in his locker? Why did Rule remove a filling 011 XXi'edncsda-v which had been placed by a professor 011 Tuesday? tOh, yes, it waryleaking7 T believel Why Miss Spencer does Mctfmnh's sewing? Why McCurdy wears a hib while doing prophylactic work? HELL, is it because you are gUncle ? l Why Jr. Beagle insists on specializing 0n the uRc-i-enam- cling 0f Teeth ?'7 Why our Secretary accepted an silver dollar? Why the Juniors were all operated on for llhairelip? Why Noel never buys a package of tobacco? Why did Kelsey display such a yellOW streak during the Freshman scrimmage? Why did the girls cut clinic to see Sapho F u aluminum check for a tW'hy not go to the Standard goiISPl Why are Germann and Maybin such scrappy friends? XWhy does Lindeman fill his book with llphony appointr ments ? Don't get sore, old college chtml; IHS all a joke since we begun; Our college days are nearing the end, Then. in after years, we'll laugh at them. un..h..-i -u e One Of our fair co-eds entered a crowded car with a pair of skates slung over her arm. An elderly gentleman arose to give her his seat, HThank you very much, Sirh' she said, but Ilve been skating all afternoon, and I'm tired of sitting down. Owen Moore went away Owin more than he could pay, Owen Moore came back one day Hwin' more. THE CHILD'S ADVICE Little Arthur stood peering down into the countenance of his. baby sister, whom the nurse was singing to sleep. Say. nurse, he finally whispered, l'itis nearly uncon- scious. isnlt it? The nurse nodded in the affirmative, and sang 011. Then, don't sing any more or yotfll kill it! A Picture of McComb Extracting Under Gas A northerner riding through the West Virginia moun- Q tains came up with a mountainer leisurely driving a herd 1 of pigs. I H here are you driving the pigs 10? asked the rider. Out to pasture 'Cm a bit. What for? II TO fatten 'em. I Isn't it pretty slow work to fatten them 011 grass? va where I come from we pen them up and feed them on com. I It saves a lot of timef' 'W'aas. I 5713053 50, drawled the mountaineer. But, th whafs time 10 a hawg ? H I I t h t HShorty Martin looking for pyogenic organisms N I UNREASONAHLIE. De doctor says on mus? drink lots 0' chicken broth, Ephraim. said Mrs. Johnson, an' stay in out OI de night air. How am I to git chicken broth if I can't go out in de 6 night air? DatIs what I want Ler know. 9H It was during my Senior year that I was one day assign- ed a patient-yc5t a patientIa small boy. I placed him in the chair, made a hurried examination and inquired as to his age. I'Seven, the boy replied. uOh, you must be more than seven? said I. doubtingly. Seven. insisted the lad, rather pleased at being taken for older. I turned to a fellow student and said, Do you think it possible that his teeth could have gotten as dirty as that in only seven years ? As IT HAPPENED IN CINCY. In a certain community bathing facilities must have been scarce. and a certain public school teacher had to take ihe following action for sanitary reasons, sending a dirty little urchin home with this note: My dear Madathlease see to it that your little girl gets a bath. She is dirty; in fact. she smells bad.' to which the reply came as follow: Teacher; M3 little girl ain't no rose--don't smell her. Learn her. Ezo$$oo$c$w$qbo$$w$o$$wds $oo$$o$o$z A Few UpItotDate DeHnitions 133 h ZioncbonstaiEwadEwEdewadeer-z43006b$00$$53 STEAM h Water crazy with the heat; McLaughlin. Milk teeth? Hobhtzell. FIRST PERMANENT MOLAIRS DILATED PUPlLi Small as pin pointlh Wells. BRAIN STORMa? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?.7 Falbush LOVE a Idol talkhi Kelsey. WOMAN -. Mmfs one illusioni Banks. KISSES 7- Cupid's Firecrackers.i Hildebrand. CLUHMAN 7 The man who doesxft feel at home at home. h Kinsley. CunrvEURh One who knows how to run an automobile. but has better sense than to Own one.h Smith. BOREhOne who persists in talking about himself when you want to talk of your good qualitieslw Pryor. AMYL NITRITE fumes smell like stewed pruncs.- East. JMCTERIA w- Animals with noses, mouths and eyes. - Purdy. EPIGLOTTIS- Part of the alimentary canal between the stomach. It keeps you from chewing your food a second time What is itPh McLaughlin. A SECRET m VVomanI: ageh VVarnick. Q 9 H7 AN EXPOSURE- Mussing 0f the hair and exposing a rat. w- Stoner. A DRAWING RuuM 7 A dentiat's officai Kessler. A SINGULAR BEING w A bachelor.i Germann. THE WHRST KIND OF SlPHNG- Gossipping.-The Goils. THE Hcm' WORST THING UL'T h 0th of cashh Maybiu. TO GROW FA'ri'Breed Hogsh East. CnnaL's-BACK TEETHh? ? ? r .V r ? f ? ?.h Ask me. iw Hoblilzen. LABARILMH:IES SOLU is a dry 130wcler, etch jackson. TIIE STL'DY OF NERVES is called hNeuralgia. h Banks. MUSTACHEhSomething to be grown on the upper lip, and can Only be done by a ma11.- JUNIORS, ETC.7 Kelsey, Banki Brumfleld, Van Stronder, etc. AN AIR OF CONFIDENCE-HShorty' Martin A POS'PGRADUATE COURSE w Ask Liudeman. A SILVER DOLLAR -7Any old aluminum checkw Miss Warnick. A PHYORRHOEA SMcCIALJSThUncle McCurgly. .9..- h n m w W Winn! t . M . Wu 't A 1P 1 l. WA t H fl WAS on a balmy clay in November that the t - 4m Senior and Junior 'Classes were notified otua f3 9,7! presented opportunity of attending 'an opela- gifwggaw tion at the Good Samarltan Hospltal. .ThE l i'x'w73 students organized themselves into llttle bands and Wended their way in an easterly direction from the college, There was a great deal of speculation as to the probable outcome of the operation, but We were assured by Me, the surgeon of our Class, that every- thing would he 0. K. HOW did this wise man know all about it? This was explained later. Did you ever Visit a hospital amphitheater? Perhaps not, so I will give you a brief description. A large, welI-lighted room, with tier upon tier of seats, a slaughtering pit, numerous sterilizing apparatus, automatic wash-stancls, etc. Just a minute-I almost forgot the most important fixture, that of a heavy iron rail about the operating pit, and it is extremely fortue nate that the same was there, for it served a double purpose, First, that of keeping the Juniors from moving their chairs down alongside of the operating table, and afterwards, that of keeping a few who became groggy from falling into the steam vat. There was considerable red tape gone through with along the line of preparation, and the students were extremely interested in one of the nurses in particular, a buxom little 2 A Memorable Trip l'aMxv H,h Sigimiangf-Hm 'mm Emmi m; . 35mm- 0 98 P, 'g blonde, and in all confidence I must tell you that our friend VValters'l had to be tied to his Chair, he was so anxious to get down and tell her of his admiration for her. Every- thing was progressing nicely, and we were all of us deeply engrossed in Dr. Colter's lecture, when all of a sudden, we heard a snickering at the entrance door, and looking around, behold, in all their primitive beauty, we beheld the fair CO- EDS. Says 1, ttWhere have you been, my pretty maids ?t't and there came a withered response that they had traveled in a westerly direction out Eighth street. Of course, we know Fleischmamfs distillery is out in that direction, and should their financial condition be such that they can not afford to buy their spirits at retail they should advise us and we would be glad to attend such errands for them. HNO, you clidrtlt ?n Yes, but we know you did, fair ones, for you came back in good spirits? Now to the operation, HWho We had our venerable Dean with us, our Pinkerton detective was also there, and the iWayl the boys behaved was a caution. was there ? Everything moved along smoothly and apparently all was in readiness when, alas, a messenger Summoncd from our midst Drs. McCurdy and McComb. How careless of Dr. Knight to overlook this fact until such a late hour, for how could he possibly get along without our surgeon as associate? Did you ever see MeComb oper- ate? He is very graceful, bump: into everybody, steps on his own feet, sees. everything that goes on and some things that donft and does not believe in antisepsis, Finally, the patient was brought in, placed under the influence of the amesthetic and turned Over to McCurtly for the extraction of a few teeth. MC grabbed a-hold Of a pair Of forceps, and before any body knew it, had aehold of the patientk chin and was wrest- ling with the feHOW fOr a dislocation of the mandible, and no doubt would have been successful if the little nurse had not hit him with a wet towel. This brought Me too, and he preceeded with his part of the operation as gracefully as a professional. All this time there were gathered about the railing a great band Of prospective surgeons, and as the blood began to How and there was a decided crimson hue about things in generat, we noticed on various faces that faraway lookethat I-don'tecaterwhatrbecomesrofrme ex- pression. YouKIe been out to sea and observed some fellow leaning over the rail and feeding the hshesithatis it. Brumfield was farming Walters, and Walters was fanning Brum. They couldnit help it; they were up against the Our own dear Wells looked like one of those goats out at the Z00 after a meal of rubber boots and onions. You know Wells always goes around a bmthf in but on this trip he ducked our. real thing. First thing we knew there was a EB 99 division of the front tanks and behold there came our long and lengthy Mr. Haass. Talk about doing a high dive, he came near doing it backwards 0n the way out w youtve seen a fellow come up Vine street with one of these comfortable jags-you know he is always stepping over somethingi either his shadow or the shadow of a post, he gives you that park step, so famous among fme horses w well that was the way our friend Haass acted up. Now several of the boys ran to his assistance, for they didn't want him to hurt him? self. After the thing was all over Haass handed each of his lifeesavers one dollar for their kindnessi I tell you it is a pity, but his generosity is rapidly carrying him to his grave. They tell a story on Haass Which should have happened when he was a boy. He bought a hanty hen for thirty cents ttoo much money, Haasst. and when this hen began laying small eggs he said to himself, tTm not getting my moneys worth, 50 he goes out and buys an ostrich eggt tied it up on a beam where the hen could see it. and placed the follow; ing inscription over it, nKeep your eye on this, do your best, mrd do it now. There were numerous other departures,but nevertheless, the operatinn was successfully hnished and the audience pronounced it a treat, with a vote of thanks to Dr. Knight and the patient. en- E. G. DIME MUSEUM HURRY! HURRYH HURRYm Ladies and gentlemen, we have here the wonders of the age. heads of Europe. These people have shewn before all the crowned They have exhibited themselves at all the watering places g Newport, Cumminsville and Foun- tain Square and the Queen City Beach. A few of our lead- ing attractions are as follows: Baron Galbreathski, HEager Ernest, a modern Sandow, the most powerful man in the world. If you donit believe it come up and feel his musele, ladies; he pulls teeth with- out pain Ho himselfy. tEyarl tDyoublesize Yeast, a living skeleton, our favorite son of rest. Never works unless asleep tsweet dreamsy, and always asleep while working. This man's weight is about 73 pounds. Missethelwill She Evergrowfati This lady never eats, sleeps, drinks or plays cards. She is a special favorite of Queen CarriE's, and this evening will deliver a lecture on When and When hot to sew a button on a manis coat? 0 G Madame Bertines Yelsnik! Now, this wonderful Bert is not only a snake charmer, but can charm any living creature. He charms cats, sparrows, in fact anything worth charming. Our Bearded Lady. She can grow hair while you wait. Comes from the wilds of Ohio; however she is Of very mild and temperate disposition. Come up and have a iichath with this lady. Oom Paul swallower. Falbush. A noted and famous swordA He swallows knives, swords, pistols, horse radish, mustard, in fact anything that's sharp. Dmft go too near this attraction, for he is apt to try and make you swallow almost any old thing. 100 DIME MUSEUM 5.1-1294! , , tvimliltnnuugi 31?, fig: gggflhg , If 'llNlIr-A'IMeriuuMijfmllflih ' .y tar IV '91,. 3.14 .11, 1 4 . ?.rxxwwluwfxnvanmvn1347 , tnl$rf1 a 0V7 WLVHNHWUWthW9IWTV . Arnhwwiwuurlri . . z... .4 -u in... 1. , Ail. Ii tlfwdiixdi-r. 14$ 1km ltdllmaN-IJIIFI. ah I 1. p libihdu 1. .lIlJu .41. K ,uuum.u,uu.l.4;..ma4rwammmw r 3. . rriwiaulniiul. .7! rgymalguan 2 . hvdmnllmlf .4110! ' 3t 1.. 4. 4! M M...'x AUMWvW 5th IV? tikkwwum WWfIVVuV W'.MMM 1f 1 i .p 'l. V, A A 3 wivmf. 055 2 a , . . r .1. .Vfux. 33V .. 3 . , WHEN ,WWMH utul k $3? 9 101 OME FRESHMAN FACTS Now this little piece of poetry, when having read it through, Will appear to you funny, but nevertheless iris true; About every fellow in our class the truth Ijve tried to tell, But it is easy to 56:6 upon reading, 'twas not written well. First is Adams, from Virginia, always talking of his clan, Then two young Butlers from Belfontain whdd make one fair sized man; Next comes Christy from Marathon, with his hair always in a tangle, And Cumming from somewhere in Ohio, with Nicholson always in a wrangle; De La Croix, as his name implies. This, however, his Irish face denies; Young Flesher from Mt. Vernon would like to be a sport, But, boys, we know quite well hels nearly always broke; Thereis Gibson, whose birthplace is still unknown, But his table manners prove that he was raised upon corn pone; lloblitzell comes wabbling in, for lectures most always late. But Johniiy-on-the-Spot when there are tales to relate; Holten and Hickey both hail from Old Kentuck, O 102 With bluc-grass stains upon their pants and in poker all the luck; Harper uses stimulants and then extracting likes to do, With a few quick shakes and a straightAarm pull, he always fetches two. As to Keller and Kibbee we know nothing funny, Except they are like Kesser thil Ohill when it comes making money ; Law and Lawson, our two West Virginia snakes, Say there is no place like home when asking the boarding- ladyls rates: McBain, though small, is a Greater New Yorker by fate, Slow in his technic, but for a dance never late; Now, there's McClung, who thinks he's a wise old hen, But Dr. Knight with anatomy does certainly stick him; Martin and Ross we know are quite chummy, But their room-mates say they often feel funny; Old Jimmy Moore, well, itis an understood fact That the gals admire him? Why? Well, not for his tact. Maple is a Quaker and favors his race, For piety is stamped all over his face; Thereis Nickell, a lad who we must not forget, For a dentist I'm sure he's wholly unlit; For distilling 0f moonshine he is the real stuff, If helll be good he can go on with his bluff. Nicholson, from Rhode Island, brave deeds clone by him- self loves to relate, And how for years in business he has made Wall street tremble and shake; Rice and Risch for brothers might be mistaken, But both emphatically deny any relation; Sharp and Sheppard, we all agree, Are excellent examples of what dentists should be; Smeltzer, from West Virginia, with hair and eyes like a crow, Keeps Cupid busy using his bow; Wood is from Kentucky, as we all know, As well as his answers of quizzes, with a frown, and Donlt know; Needham is a farmer and a pretty good feller, But we all wish he would quit wearing his cuffs for a collar; And last, but not least, comes john Sullivan XVard, With a frown on his face and a blood-printed mrd, l am Sergeaut-at-Arms, and you must walk straight, Or Illl take my Est and break your darn old pate. w-L. 103 ONLY A DREAM ed around the festive board-a Senior's ban- :queteit is not to be forgotten. Those smile ing faces, that sumptuous repast, those noble speakers, and, above all, the tinkle of the wine glass lending its enchantment. We are all of us so buoyant, so light and airy that we feel the necessity of putting down everything that is placed before us, the slogan being, HI-Boys, take it all, from soup to nuts? We had a good time, but I am told that there must be something radically wrong with some of our number, and that they had better be cut open and have something sewed up, from the way they put the food and drink under their belts Now it seemed to me that I had partaken in moderation of that sumptuous spread, but nevertheless I tossed and tumbled about my bed that night until I hnally rocked myself to sleep. But my, oh my, such a sleep! I dreamed of money borrowed and money lent, of millions made and millions spent, of classmates who would and would not marry, and fmally I settled on our friend Harry, I was carried on to forty years hence. He, after graduating, had practiced, become famous, made a for tune, and finally, as his business became too wearing on him, he gave it up and settled into retirement, becoming a bloated bondholder and capitalist. 0 104 He traveled about from place to place, and it wasnt a great while until he became separated from his fortune Get back into harness and take up tooth carpentry again? Not much; Harry wasn't built that way, for he had retired from business. Money wasn't any object to him now, for he had home. He had been pondering over the future for weeks, wondering what pursuit to follow, when 10! and behold! the cloud burst forth and unravelled to him its 'isilvery liningy'e an ALETHIAN of 1908. Why not, he had been its Literary Editor, and he could reflect with much pleasure upon his renowned success and the wonderful popularity the book had enjoyed. lTll write for a living; it's much easier than workingf says llMC. Well, he wrote and he traveled U mean he received his Ilbumps'd, but he is one of those persistent fellows that are never licked. I was told that one day he stepped into an office and inquired for the Editoruin-Chief. The ofhce boy informed Mac that the fellow in question was in the next room, and concluded his remark as follows: 'tSay, mister, I'm awful glad you came in. I wanted to get off this after- noon to go to de football game, and de boss wouldnlt let me, but dis will do just de same.u But you couldn't fool Mac; he wore a rubber suit and had a board fastened in the seat of his trousers all the time. It was upon One of these rapid- exit stunts that I accidentally stumbled on to Mac. Did you ever play ushinny with a tin can? Well he looked just like that tin can, doing end-to-end and roll-over stunts. I went over to him, slapped him on the shoulder and we em- braced each other, shook hands and said in unison, nLetls have a drink? Now, if we had been girls it would haVe been different. We would have kissed and promptly started to gossip about some other girl. Well, Mac invited me up to his boarding-house. inttoe duced me to the landlady, who was a husky-looking indi- vidual, and looked as though she might be a good contest- ant with Jim Jeffries for heavy-weight honors. Among other things, I noticed a quart of trouble resting peacefully on the mantle. I told Mac that I would as soon tight with a buzz saw as get into trouble with this old girl after she had had a seahce with that bottle. After supper we retired to our room and enjOyed II mean Harry ditll a smoke. I didnt, for he was smoking the same old pipe he wore around college. I proposed retiring early as I was tired, so, there being two beds in the room, we flipped a coin to see which one of us would choose the The beds were Of the beetle hound variety, and the room was so small that during the day one was pushed under the other. Well, after: I got into my bed I felte well, I could feel slats, springsel imagined I could feel the tacks in the carpet; at any rate I felt like I had gotten the worst of the bargain. and I says, ttMac, IIll trade beds and give you a nickel to boot, and he says, tlyou're on, so we traded. Talk about a bad trade; well, I made it all right, all right. If I had been a contortionist I might have bent myself into such shape as to miss some of those springs but as it was I had to do the suspension-bridge act across the top. I asked Mac once how he was resting, and he says, ttOh, Ilm O. K., I am on the H0011 Well, I put in a bad night. The next morning I smelled trouble U mean Hbooze'U on 'Queen Iiill's' breath, so after breakfast I worst. G 105 made myself scarce. It being a hot. sultry morning, I started out for a walk, at the same time telling Mac that he had better settle up his board bill or there would be people walking slow behind him if that old girl ever got Started on him with a rolling pin. XVell it did worry Mac considerable, for when I returned home he told me of the terrible scare he had had, and that after I had left he went to his room, peeled off his coat and prepared to do some work. He figured that he would turn out at least one hundred dollars! worth of Christmas stories during the day, it being the time of year when there is a demand for that stuff. For some time, however, he racked his brain for ideas that would not tome. and finallyr he threw down his pencil in disgust and began nervously pacing the room. hI-Iow can a fellow ever get any Christmas inspiration with the thermometer at ninety-eight in the shade? he muttered to himself as he mopped his brow. HProbably if I went down and crawled into the ice-box I might imagine it was Christmas weather and get 3. few hintsi This will never do, though, with my room-rent so far behind, and I canlt keep dodging the old girl much longer. I'll make a stab at something. He returned to his work. and after a little thought began to write as follows, with an occasional side remark to him; self: ll llt was a cold, bleak December day. U don't believe that we ever had a cold dayj Lola, the matCh-girl, stood shivering in front of a big department store. hLucky Lola! My kingdom for a shiverll Oh, how Lola shivered. lThatls music to my ears, and I must ring it in oftenfj As she stood mere shiveringeshivcring like a lost doge shivering like. a hyena in a blizzardeshivering like a Senior before a State Boardishivering like McComb with hits first extraction under gas e shivering like -J lth, rats, there's no use!H groaned Harry, as he rose again and began pacing 11p and down. Hllll have to put off Christmas matter until later. I certainly can't do any- thing in such heat as this. llll just 7;: 9 He was interrupted by a loud knock on the door, but he l stood perfectly still and made no reply, Pretty soon the l knock was repeated, and a harsh voice called : I ler. McLaughlin, lid like a few words with yefl l la .. HMy landlady ! he whispered as he turned pale and began to tremble. hThank heavens the door is securely locked!H 'er. Harry McLaughlin, she called again as she rattled the door-knob. W011 miserable lantern-jawed, knock-kneed. i fnur-Flushin' old skinllint! What d'ye mean by not payiif l yer rint? Dim tired of yer love-makim fer Oi donlt belave ye mean it. 5, uAnd shel-s been at the gin-bottle, too! gasped the 106 frightened one. What chance would I have if she ever got hold of me while in that condition ?'l 'lD'ye intind to answer me, ye old deadebeat? Hand out me money, or III come in and scratch yer eyes out! Oiil make yer look loik a tin can foightin' wid a stick of tlyny- mite. The woman waited a few minutes longer for a replye but as none came she muttered threateningly to herself, and finally staggered down stairs. Harry stood trembling for some time aftei- she had gone, and as he thought of the narrow escape he had had, the shivers began creeping up and down his spinal column. He felt cold from head to foot. and his teeth were chattering as if from a chill. He put on his coat, rubbed his hamLs and suddenly thought Of his work again, and, with a Cry of joy, he sat down and began to dash off Christmas matter with the greatest of ease. Notice the pleased look on his face as he resumed his writing. The landlady's visit had turhished the necessary glacial atmosphere, and he found it easy to think of winter and frosts and other Yuletide subjects. It .Was just at this junctilre when I awoke and Found that I had kicked off all the cover and if I had gone on dreaming I might still be shivering with th013. the match girl? aH. E. G. gwemmmwmmmmwmgg g HERE AND THERE g $$$$$$$$W$$$Qb$$$$$$$$ OPTIMISTIC. A friend met a Cheerful Irish citizen who had plainly suffered all that was the fate of the hardest hit. thelI, Pat, how are you making out? uOh, Oiim 011 me tippers yit, but Hi have a foine job in Honnolulee, and fare paid, Oi sail tomorry. Sure, man, you'll never be able to work there. The temperature is a hundred in the shade. Pat had endured too much cheerfully to be discouraged llWell? he replied hopefully, HOiill not be worrukin, in thl shade all th, mime. 107 Mose, the darky cook Of a party of surveyors in eastern Texas, was greatly annoyed by the razor-back hogs that roamed around the camp. One evening, while he was at the spring, a partimlarly ravenous hand of these piny wood routers raided the cook tent and ate up everything that was edible and some things that weren't. For several moments after his return from the spring, Mose could Find no words to express his feelings. llWal, he finally exclaimed, ttde good Lawd suhtainly knowcd his business when he named hawgs 'hawgs? hawgs! Dey sho is 3 BETTERINE u ' CLEB' F' s'iel cmo. . CHIEF BUTTER-Characleristics: Force of habit and dcterminadou . . . . WELLS tho means no harm, but simply wants his moneys worthj Strong contestants for WELLES proud and distinctive position, MARTIN, STONER, KESSLER, PRvoR, FALBUSH ccasional Batters-Who ust butt in enou h to make their su eriors envious, VAN STRONDRR, KELSEV. MARLATT, BRUNK HCOL. BILL PURDY J g P , Consistent BufferSiThose who butt into a quiz to spur for time when about to be called on, and time almost up, BARTON, BEAGLE, KINSLEY, MAYBIN Sign-Stroking the chin, at the same time making a noise like a bunch of tin cans 108 41171 151.19deros ?f': IA 1111... ., BENC HWARMERJ Mott0d11Patience is a virtue, Flower- Forget-meinotn Cofars5H Blue, 1fr0m worrm Here1s a patient for you ? ? E ? Amusemwauts--11Tit-tat-toe.H H Green, 1mm envy1 9-53va Warmers Who Always Haw a Grouch 0n5SHELT, MARTIN, ELDER, FALBUSH The Good Natural Warmer'55Mrss BEDDow, MISS HILDEBRAND, BAER, PURDY The Contented Warmers5MIss SPENCER, MISS NEUFARTH, BANKS, HALE If you don't know why we are comentcd. ask us szgrlaxe. We will now sing Mat louclzirzg ballad entitled: EWIN : have waited patient, waited long for 3011. If you come, don't come alone. bring twvoK'iWords and music by DR, WAY 109 Hoch vollen vier leben. Gut Heil ! Gut Heil! 'Raus mit die Irish! Favorite Song-Jc Lauderbach. 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CHARTER MEMBERS W VAN STRONDER FALBUSH SCHWIENSBERGER RULE GERMANN HOBLITZELL SNOWBERGER SMELTZER GLOSSINGER MEYER VAN VLECK RISCH 111 Go TAbvcrtisers anb Embers ww 'rl-n E are indebted to you, MR. ADVERTISER for the tillancial success 3 of our Annual and we therefore, extend to you our hearty vote t of thanks for your display of interest in our behalf. We trust that your Wishes have been fulhlled and that our effort along this direction meets With your approval, and that you may reap abundant harvest in re- turn for the sheckels sown in HTHE ALETHIAN.H W154 WJ-VO you. GENTLE READER, we ask that as a token of appreciation, you ever bear in mind the names of those whose advertisements appear in this volume. 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Grouker 8: 00., 35, 373:39WestFiftI-18L, Cincinnati, 0. k Xian Rfmrl chum. Right Hand Chum. hm. Cnmme, sun. wmmn mek, 85.50. SAWL A. GHUGKER :1 00.. 35, 31 J; :m Wu Hm: EL. cincsnnau, o. H3 $$ J IMMYIS ESSAY ON DENTISTS $3? DUN'T like dentists. if they get a chance. pull teeth alrite, alrite. One day he pulled me from under the bed and spanked me on the car because I told a woman her teeth were as black as the spots on my dam e er e Dentists will pull your teeth My pa is a dentist. Pa can hey dominose. and I asked her did she ChCW union scrap ters baccer. then there was a scrap in the union with pa and me, and I got the worst of the scrap My pa can make teeth just as gool as new. He made ma 3 pair so she could laugh when she wanted too and not go around hitting- her lips when she got tickled to keep from showing her snags. G my teeth are as SOuqu as a brass monkey, and I can crack hickory nuts with em and I bit billy g'reeifs finger clean 05 with Iem, because he called me a Chump. I won- der what is a Chump. Golly it must be something awful to bite at fellow's finger off for I can beat him playing marbles IIeIs lost his marble finger, you see. I wish I had some big gold teeth in my front yard, then I would be like the girl I saw once, only she was red-headed and wore glasses. TJ UVV. I could love just such a girl as her. Maybe I got a spanking and may be I didnt Nobody knows but me and ma and grandma and the wood, thafs all. Ma is a doctOr to I guess, because pa said you are the doctor to ma when she was wanting to can the cook because she was waistfull, and pa asked her advice about to many things. Ma said pa uses an elevator to pull teeth with. What do you think of that? Billy Green wouldift believe 11-1 it when I told him about it. He said he didn't see how in the name of God he could get an elevator in a feller's mouth and that there wasn't room to operate the darn thing my way. Igm going to make pa explain it to me some day, but I know he won't do it, Icause I asked him one day why he got so close to a womaifs face for he was workirf on to see her teeth, and he didtft tell me. He wants me to be a den- tist, but not for me. Ide rather work in a soda fountain or be a baseball player, talking about hasball hereIs some poetry Billy Green made for me. wall straight from the batmnaifs bat, and landed on an it'shman tall and spoiled his stepson's derby hat, I rather be a poet than a dentist but billy says heis tired of a poet's life and 110 more poetry for him. Billy told me his brother hadnjt had a tooth in his head since he was born, and I said that's strange and billy said no it ain't because hejs onIy eight days old. So I said to billy I know where there is a bridge of pure gold and billy's eyes looked big an he asked where. In a fellers month said I. Ah go on away you are kidinI me have you gone crazy said billy. Billy wont bcIieve any thing I tell him. He is coming over to morrow to get my pa. to pull a tooth for him and I don't care if pa pulls his head OH it aint very ornamental any way. I like billy though at tiems. Ide rather take up the ministry, than to think of studying for dentistry Ide rather be an actor star or a porter in a Pullman car,- JIMMY JOHNSON. A Hy Hew over the garden a Goodwin. The Harvard C0. II: 4!!L 1 1 'IF t: Iii , G23 14! l' 12 , 1LT. ES - zdk.. THE LARGEST MANUFACTURERS IN THE WORLD OF i Dental Furniture, Electro Dental Appliances, : FILLING MATERIALS ENTAL CHAIRS, Cabinets, Electric Engines, Fountain Cuspidors, Tables, Brackets, Electric V Switchboards, Compressed Air Pumps, Tanks. Electric Hot- Air Syringes, Electric Mcuth . 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'l' 116 hhhhhhhhhhhiiiieiiiiii Essay on Dentists wglr'w: Ia ENTISTS is men that put you in a chair and make you squeel if you ahft pretty gaim. I am 7,, gaim because I never squealed once When the J ' dentist was poking an iron in my jaw, but I wanted to sqeei to. When you go to a dentist he will say, Well, what can I do for you and you. say my tooth is aking and he will say that is to bad, git in this chars and we Will see what we can do, then he taiks :1 iron that is awful sharp and puts it on the edge of the hole in yure tooth and it slips Off sumtimes and goes away into your jaw and he says Oh i beg yure pardon, my nerves are bad this morning, then he looks around in yure mouth and says Dear me, there is quiet a lot of work needs to be done on yure teeth and here is a cavity and here is another and here is five moat, then he says I will go ahead and Ex yure teeth up and maik it reasonable and he does it and then when he sends you the bill you faint nearly. Dentists maik false teeth too. Ma has false teeth and they are always nice and white. Pa says they ought to be when they cost him a months salary nearlye WILLIE JONESi hhhhhhhhhhhhhihhhhhhih IN THE SMOKING ROOM 79K$17 axe, O XVHEN you may. 1111.11'11111g night 111'111'11:.111 0 Dan 11 111 111931013111 L11 the 51111111111g-1-1;111111 1111 51110116 15 c11r1111g towzud 11m cei1ing, A1111 there always exists :1 jolly good feeling Of cummdeship mang thc 1C1111W: ll1L'1L'-. 130111111113I lllt: God given utmosphme With the Hl'lNJkC that gem drifting 110111 pipes. 01' 501116 cozy yam mm between thL- lights. 1111311: is 11111. 111111 1111111111 211111 anecdotes. A11 11111111111L-d number 01 pranks E11111 jDkCS; A1111 there is 1111111111.: 21 chance to hear 1111011119, 01' the 1'111-1'L'pe11LeLl c1111 011 3'11111' 11.111ILL'co box. Rcver. 110 11cvc1'. 11:111 1110 1111113 11131211 yet But you could beg the makings 1'11 21 cigarette, 11 you haven't :1 match, there's the 11131111911913 Stand on yrmr tip toss and get 11 light there; a 1055 your 11:11:1cc11 1mg 111 Lhc 11'1101 W 11L1e lens 1'11 1111'111s:1111'16. hint- 111111 before: 111e11 111 :1 51111115111 111111 11c1'11- 1111111- c1119 style. Curse 111511111'1gy 111' anatomy 1111' 11 11'11116- DL-vme 21 fuw mumtnts tn c11c1111511'1'. 111cm 111110 11'11' 1hr nftL-1'11I.11:111 111:1ti11L'c: Say. fellows. let's gm up. it's r0117c1111 time. And 11111116 511nm teclnlic. 1er 1 21111 110111114. Take 21111'111161' mucke? 1 dmfl care if 1 do; 1 1301111111 111111111: 11 smoke off :11 you. chs g0 11131111 1.11 Chris's and get 21 11031; 11115111 listen follows, my name 11111 I hear? Say. pal, your 1121116111. 1-. waking up 511111 , T, 1. 11:1,: been looking for you everywhere; 111L- quicker you go is HOHE too 5-0011. Sn, chase 11111111911 :11vi1yfr13111 111C S1111Jk111g-Ro::1111. ;- f. L . 6110117111111. I11- 210 FULTON STREET. - - - - Keep 1:116 mouth as nature intended it should 115:1 ALKALINE Glyco :Thymoline The flkaline .Hntiseptic11 Restores Normal Conditions and Maintains Perfect Oral Hygiene. SPECIAL OFFER'TLIS Bracket Bottle. together with samples for your patients. free 01 3111 cost, 11: you mention T113 .ALethiaulu KRESS f2? OWEN CO. - NEW YORK 1.... .11. A FRIGHTFUL EXPERIENCE 'f ?wwa T THROBBED and ached with all its might, I tossed and tumbled all the night, I Shivered 21nd Lrembled in my shoes, I was miserable w I had the blues; I cursed and swore as I paced the Hoot, I kicked the cat and Slammed the door. I was a desperate, frenzied youth XVIth a jumping, aching throbbing tooth. All kinds of remedies I tried in vain, Nothing seemed to ease the pain: I tried water cold enOugh to freeze, It gave me but a hit of ease; I blistered my face with poultices; I looked as though some bumble bees Had stung me 011 my swollen face, Which, I'll insure you. was not the case, I went and looked at myself in the mirror, It only caused me again to swear; A smiling picture was looking at me; I tore it to shreds in fiendish glee. I could not eat, I couldnjt sleep or rest, I had stood the severest endurance test; Holy Moses in the promised land, 69 But little more of this could I stand. Theft: was one thing left for me to do, I hastened out with that object In view. I fought him away, I tried to scream, I was drifting away as in a dream. My thoughts were junglcd, my mind wasn't clear, Objects looked strange and I felt so queer; I had to laugh for something seemed funny, I was getting the worth of my money. Then I went sailing through the airh Sitting astridc 0f 2L dental chair, The wind was whistling around my head, As onward through the air I sped. I felt so tired I had to let go, And fall to the earth so far below. I wm falling, falling in a r0211; I closed my eyca and knew no more. I awnlctg the dentist was wiping my face. And looking as. if nothing had taken place. WK. tvugh molar that to pull? said he; Doctor, it didn't in the least hurt me; I never took gas before, you see! .Xml I felt just as foolish as I could be. a1. E. Goodwin. Imperial Columbia Chair Embodiesr e The Following Superior Features: Durability and Simplicity of Construction. Finish and symmetrical beauty of design. Ease of manipulation and cnnvenicnce. Exiremely high and low range. Compensating back. Ideal child's seat. New style sectional headrest. A CHAIR AND ENGINE Are absolutely necessary to a dentia. If he is uclown to now he'll have the highest type of Chair and the hegt Electric Engine. A dentigt jusrt from college, intent on building a practice, needs these appliances. COLUMBIA CORD SUSPENSION ALL-CORD ENGINE As shown in cut With IMPERIAL COLUNIBIA CHAIR, combines the cord suspension movement of our cable engine, thus insuring perfedt freedom and unlimited range, wilh Ihe more powerful, silent and safety drive of the AU- Cord Engine, and does away entirely with the uback lash or unsteady motion of the bur or stone. IBERAL TERMS will be given to students, and if by any chance you don't see our ambassador, we shall. upon request. be pleased to furnish you with our lategt catalog, and quote you prices, either diredtly or through your dealer, on whatever goods you desire. The Ritter Dental Manufaeturing Company ROCHESTER, N. Y. IIU THE SENIOR'S COMPLAINT WW F QUIZZES were not quite so tough, How sweet this life would be! If all such stuff were in us born, How sweet this life would be! If we could only run a bluff, If Profst would not our 'lsmearing scorn; If we could only sleep till morn, HOW sweet this life would be! If learning on low bushes grew, How sweet this life would be! If we by instinct all things knew, How sweet this life would be! H.Profs, would only pass us through, If they would furnish us a clew, Oh, if we knew just what to do, How sweet this life would be! e Glossingcr. THE STATE EXAM. ??$er OU must wake and call me early, call me early, room- mate, clear, For tomorrow will be the hardest day of all hard days, i fear; Of all hard, weary days, room-mate, so drag me from my bunk, For tomorrow we have a State Exam., and expect I am going to flunk, So, wake and call me early, room-mate, call me early, room-matc, clear, l For tomorrow will be the sorriest day of all sad days, I fear; In about half an hour, room-mate, just kick me from my bunk, For tomorrow we have a State Exam., and I am going to flunk. - Glossingcr. wiQ$QZJW Too MUCH CORNSTARCH, Little Johnnie doesn't like to be kissed, but sometimes he is compelled by some gushing friends of his mothesz to submit to the ordeal. The last time they called he went through the operation as gracefully as possible, but after their departure he remarked, vigorously rubbing the pow- der from his face, nMamma, I donlt like to have them kiss me. It tastes just like kissing a marshmallow. Mushy and dry at the same time. No WONDER. MIKEeHow fo'me tlf polacemin in th' park look! PATeAn, phoy not? Donlt aich wan hov a nurse? Hie :Twas in a restaurant they met, One Romeo and Juliet; Twas there he first fell into debt, 9 For Romeold what Julie ate. 120 HONEST GOODS gg. PRICES RIGHT We Sell Dental Gold and Solders 3 We Buy Dental Gold. Scrap and Filings 24 Kt. Gold Plate any gauge . . $1.05 per de 24 Kt. Gold 1Foil, eth $1.00 per dwt. 22 Kt. Gold Plate any gauge . 1.00 per dwt. 22 Kt. Scrap .88 per dwt. 20 Kt. Gold Plate any gauge . .92 per dwt. 20 Kt. Scrap .80 per dwt. 18 Kt. Gold Plate any gauge . .85 per dwt. 18 Kt. Scrap .72 per dwt. 23 Kt. Gold Solder 1.00 per dwt. Filings from . .50 to .70 per dwt. 20 Kt' Gold Solder '90 per dWL Platinum Highest Market Price. 18 Kt. Gold Solder .80 per de 16 Kt. Gold Solder .70 per dwt. If you want the highest price, send to us. If our offer We have three alloys of '22 kt. plate: red, medium and does not meet with your approval we. Will return your ship- yellow. In ordering please state your preference. Goods sent by mail will be at purchasers risk unless re- mittance includes cost of registration. ment in the same condition as when it reached us. Give us a trial, you will be pleased. WW W$N -';2i?y-?$5--?$ ?SQWW asaak5, Our Gold is Rich in Color a Our Price is Right Because the quality is full 22 carats fine. 12 Because, being manufacturers, we save you the middlemams profit. It Works Perfectly :1 . . 4 Because it is made of the Pure metals scientifi- 11 Our SOICleI-s are POSItIVEIy the B651: cally blended. And. after one trial you will use no other. ALL THE GOLD USED AT THE COLLEGE IN CROWN AND BRIDGE WORK IS OUR PRODUCT. Cincinnati Cola and Silver Refining Co. Ojfce: 523 Elm Street Works: 2257-2259 Eastern Avenue - CINCINNATI. OHIO IWWWWWWEWEEWE -- 121 t t . . . a . t gt t t - , L- mamwmxgr $$$$$$$Egg$gg$$$$$ggg$mmm tax: a: 13$ gas: THE S. S. WHITE DENTAL MFG. COTS Stands for the best knowledge and skill in manufacture gathered in sixty- four years nf unremitting effort to do better and better work. Its presence is a guaranty that every effort has been put forth to make the article which bears it the best of its kind. GEE! BEBE QEQEWEEQEEWEEWGEEWEEWE; EA; mwmmmwmmmwmwmw Our aim is to produce 100 per cent of first quality goods. How near we come to the mark is shown by the world-wide reputation of our products for efficiency. It is certain that dental instruments which bear the Tract W Mark enhance the dentists' efficiency, help him to work more easily, save his mmmgwmawmm time. mmmmw CATALOGS FREE ON APPLICATION am??? ????ng ?wi EBWGSEQ: wmmwmmwmwmmawgw Ex; 3 mEQLe . wmwmmmmggwwmwmummmEmmmmmmmwmwerggwggw QGEEEE?Q' . EQQ E35991 - CREQ gt gt Inn A Few of My Experiences I R!- ! . f' 1x URINE? my frequent visits with my friend, Dr. Murphy, in my home town, I became interested in tooth carpentry, and I became anxious to , 1 be a professional hugger, so I wrote for one of kid those programs that they get out about the school. 3 and after talking matters Over with 111a and pa, , they decided to give me a chance. so I got up elitly one morning before hrealx'fasta-WS. l alums get and i went down to the depot and I asked for :1 cup of coffee and :1 doughnut, and right there up he Fore b teak fast is where I got homesick because the doughnut reminded me of pa, as he always said Deacon Jones was as important as the middle of a doughnut. VV'elL when I got 011 that train I saw all kinds of funny people. One fellow sat sort of straight up and down and had 011 one of those long, black Stoveepipe hats, and he looked just like a stick of licorice. I was riding of it long time and I says to the porter, 'Can we get anything lo eat on board? He says, nYes, wait a minute and I111 bring you the boatdf and he brought me a little, narrow strip of board with a folding leg 011 it They put it up in front of you and it is supposed to be a table. You might just as well try and balance your grub 011 a bed slat. When the waiter came around I ordered three strips of bacon, a ham- mer and a box of tacks, so that I could keep the bacon down C9 ton the tableJ. But while I was worrying along with mine a man across the aisle opened up his red leather valisc and pulled out one of those homemade cmubination sandwiches With everything in it they don't Arwthing in the sandwich that wants to travel leaves with the sandwich and it is- about three stories You have to eat it to save it, for it's too far gone to .Xt'tcr unbuttoning the sandwich and removmg a stove lifter, a few shoe buttons and stray hairs, he closed the sandwich and opened his mouth, and, Heaven forbid, if i had such a trap I would travel as a Herrman, for it was a case of now vou see it and now you ilonlt II mean the sandwich. not the mouth, because when he opened his mouth you couldn't see the many He next devoured a piece of mince pie, and in a few minutes commenced to double up like a jack-knife. I asked him What was the matter and he says, l'I think 1113- wife put some nuts in that pie without cracking them? WVellfl I says, can you crack them that way? if so I111 eat mine with the shells on after this and crack them when I get ready? He tinally straightened out and dug into his valise and pulled out a hot water bottle s you see he had eaten these combination sandwiches and mince pie before. He got the sympathetic porter to fill it with boiling hot water for him, and While it was there he didnt do a thing but yank a tin cup out of his grip, un- Did you ever have one? want at home, high save itself. Emmammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm E g Q; a g young 82 $arl g cg C ghotogmpbers g g 31 :5; g g PERMANENT g Cg ARTISTIC g E PHOTOS g E 33 E Wiam a E ZZ:f:SJZi $3:fEIZf 2:111:19? 33132:? EEEESEHECTS g E 21 g SEVENTH AND VINE STREETS - CINCINNATI, OHIO g 65 E E3 mmwwmmmmwwwmwmmwmmmmwmwwmmwmwmmmmmg screwed the stopper from the hot water bag and pour him- self out a cup of hot coffee. Talk about your light house- keeping! The stomachache was only a fake; all he wanted was the hot water for his coFfee; he had the grounds in the bag all the time One old Irishman in the seat in front of me was mad at everybody, and when the conductor shouted Iona tIeowne 20 Station, the Irishman looked out, and after getting a glimpse of a rickety, old station, he said, '1 dont believe I would tell everybo ly about it anyway. Une old girl 21 few seats behind me had her kld with her, and I don't know what he was trying to do, but the Irishe man said that maybe he was trying to sing, but it sounded more like moving furniture. Pa. always told me I had a good voice for singinge if he forgot h0w my voice sounded when I was gone he would just teat a rag. Finally we landed in that good, old town of Cincinnati, and when I stepped out of the station, I walked up to a policeman and asked him how to get to where I was gomg, and he said to take a green hotse-car. I says, All right. how often do they run PH and he says they run OE and 011 all day, but more off than on. He says, HThe car you want goes over Third street and comes back on Fifth. Says I. ttVVhatts the matter, is it ashamed to come back on the same street it goes down on ? I asked him again how often they were running, and he sait, fti-weekly; they go down one week and try to get back the next HI-Iow in the world do people living along this street get to the theaters ? says I, and he says, NThey don't go; they just stay at home and laugh at these cars? He left me then and in about a half hour he came back and. says, III-lavenjt any ears passed ? and I says, 1 Yes, but none with a green horse. Bing! 21nd I saw stars, but when I came to I was seated in the corner of that car and the con, ductor was standing over me. Says he, lIAre you in here 125 on purpose?U So few people ride on that line he couldn't believe he had a passenger. Being a passenger, I handed him a dime and he handed me back a safety pin and two cough dropsi I says, ttWhatls that? and he says, ttYour change; thatls all Ilvc taken in so far today. After a while a lady got on the car with a goat, and the conductor said tlLady, you cant ride on this car with that goat, and she says, KII tlonlt intend to; Illl pay the goatls fare and get out ancl walk myself, but as she had forgotten her pocketbook, the driver came in and milked the goat for the tfairl when he got hungry. Finally I saw a sign out 'tBoarders Wanted,H and I got off the car and went up to the door, rang the bell and a lady came to the door and says, IlDid you ring? I says, No, but the hell did. I told her I wanted board. She says, IiAlI rightf and takes me up stairs to my room, and by the way. did you ever hoard? Well, you dont know what youive missed. My room was one of these regular boarding-house rooms; it was; so small that they had to paint the gas and the furniture on the walls, and the bed was one of these beetle hound shapes aboutras wide as a narmw pillow, and as long as a short bolster. The door opened out in the hall because the room couldnlt accomodate you and the door at the same time. When I went to bed at night I had to balance myself on my heels and my neck and peel myself like a banana and hang my clothes out of the Window. The first night every time I fell asleep I fell out, but the second night I bought a pair of stirrups and fastened one 011 each side of the bed and let them hang down, and your Uncle Fuller would ref mount every time heId fall out. Since then I have tried 964 boardiugehouses, and if somebody will start up a new one Illl give it a trial. The last place where I boarded I had a room-mate who was a bicycle rider. Did you ever sleep with a bicycle rider? Don't do it, for he'll kick the bed-clothes 0H: and keep you busy chasing blankets and dodging feet all night. Hettl take your neck for a handle-bar, put his cold feet in the middle of your back and think he's coasting, but really this is the best time to sIeep, when heis coasting, for When he gets his knee rubbing up and down your backebone you know he has his feet on the pedals again. I kept a bicycle lamp fastened to the bottom of the bed to let him know he was going some. Shortly after I reached the city, I strolled up Vine street one evening and I took in everything from soup to nuts. I stopped in one of those places where you throw at the babies, and for every one yoniknock down you get a rope. and if you smoke enough of the rope they'll wrap you up and put you away. But I didn't hit any babies, so I wrote home and told mother how I missed the children. I went into one of those Fine show places where they have the female singers, and while they are doing stunts it sounds more like a tom-cat serenade with a bull-pup leader. These same girls, after they have hnished their turn, come down and love you in that touching way: they love-touched me Q t0 the tune of all I had $11 tPa, please send me $15 for booksj One of the queens came out and said she would sing a song dedicated to the milkmen of Louisville. entitled, Yes, We XYill Gather By the River. I was walking down the street the other day and some kid had a package of hue crackers and asked me for a light I handed him my cigarette and I thought the kid handed it back, but the dentist thinks he'll have my teeth all right by Thursday. This town has got some mighty funny girls though. One of tern told me not long ago that she didn't want to get tangled up with a fellow who has bad cigars and no money. and sit and look at his face and watch his beard grow. I know that therels no sense in this damn thing, and I just wrote it to keep the gas aeburning and to spite my room- mate when I knew he wanted to go to sleep. Of course, I could have figured up how much I owed everybody, but I wanted to get a little sleep myself. 7 H. E. C. $$mggt$ Love. whispered an alarmed wife, poking her sleeping husband in the ribs, lIXV'alce up the pantry, and they are eating up all my pies.' There are burglars in tIWell, what do we care, mumbled Robbie, so long as they do not die in the house. One day she wore a waist composed of numerous Little holes, beneath which her bosom rose: I, careless, dropped her porcelain filling through Beyond my reach Ah, whither flown; who knows? G O 126 Shrine Of the mighty. can it be That this ii. all that remains. of thee? . Thu chtlty. Having always been at daggers drawing, And one another clan er ClanHU' . 1 p 5 Tim, .8 emors. To the brisk voice of Dr. Vt'ziy, They dance around with but little to say, The Juniors. Where did you COme from, babies dear, Hut of the everywhere into here? ' TIM Freshman, F. P. WALTON Merchant Tailor OTHING Elijijr-VV'T-:f TOO Z'GOOD FOR THE DENTAL 119:8 13 East Fourth Street CINCINNATI. OHIO BEAGLE IN 1930. MRS. Bt- Our daughter is twenty years old now, and should be -- ALONzooLet her wait till the right sort of man comes along. She has plenty of time. MRS. R.--Well, I didn't wait. GERMANN 7- What is your name, little girl? LITTLE GIRL -- Grace Maupin, if you please. GERMANN h- Are you the oldest in your family? GRACE -- Oh, no; ma and pa are older. BURGER h-What's that awful noise? WAYhThatis Morrist suit coming up stairsV BURGER- Whatk that thunder? WAyh Horris' suit has met Beagleh. BARTON yWill you have gas, madam? PATIENTi Certainly; do you think I want you tinkering around me in the dark? THORNTON -- My little man, have you a tooth-brush at home? Boy o Sure; my mother gave me one for Christmas four years ago, and it's as good as new. 0 SURE TO HAVE THEM. MIFFKINs-It is said that aggressive, impulsive people usually have black eyes. BIFFINShThatls right. first they get them later. If they haven't got them at BUTLEK-I'm not going over to the hGeneva again KELLAR h- Why not? BUTLERi Some fool took my umbrella and left his in its place. KELLAR g But you might run across him. BL'TLERh I clonIt want to; he left the best umbrella. HESS- Say, Paul, give me iiftecn cents that I may make myself a Christmas present of a much-needed hair cut. FALBUSH-Not much, Freddie, I am saving all of my dough to make myself a Christmas present of a much- needed wig. IIHuHo, Lawson! who are you working for now? IISamc peopleha wife and hvc children? FLUNKERSa But I dont think that I deserve an absolute zero. THE LIGHT m: GENIUS. For more than a week a school-teaeher had been giving lessons on the dog, says a writer in the Philadelphia Record, and so when the inspector came down and those that very subject there seemed every prospect of the class E'EiSlllnglliHh- ing itselft Things were progressing quite satisfactorily, and the teacher was congratulating himself on the trouble he had taken. when, alas! a question was asked which made him tremble for the reputation of his Scholars. Why does a dag hzmg his tongue out of his mouth? asked the illSPECtOTE E'Yes, my boy ?H he said to a bright-looking lad who held up his hand, while the light of genius was in his eye. mPo balance his tail! shouted the bright bnye ?NW W'MM W mwamw W EmGROENLANDS P H A R M ACY g N.W. Cor. Ninth and Elm Streets. w W Nmn.m Drugs, Chemicals and T oilet Articles m J.?- mu WWW E Special attention given to the wants of J- mm mun. m n. Z w wwmnm Q 129 EM'w-fmmm mmrmJirdy 45' .43 WNW N13 YO Will find at the stores uWhere Men Who Know, Buy a complete line of POPULAR PRICE AND HIGH- GRADE MEN 5 FURNISHINGS Showing at all times up to- the- minute Styles and excluswe ideas Geo. Golde 8z Co. 531-533 Vine Street 413 Walnut Street Obi... Machinics Institutc B1dg.Uniun Trust Bldg. Andrtvvs Bldl. mmn hymn, Dental and Medical Student's SUDPIEGS- go g S. E. Corner Fifth and Race Streets 2 E E E E E z E a E E WE m- m- The Commercial Traveler By Ella Wheeler Wilcnx First in the crowded car is he to offer -- This traveling man. unhonored ancl unsung- The seat he paid for. to some woman young Or old and wrinkled. He is Erst t0 proffer Something :1 triHe from his samples maybe -e T0 please the fancy Of a crying baby. He lifts the window and he drops the curtain Fer unaccustomed hands. He lends his Hcase? To make a bolster for a child, not certain But its mamma will frown him in the face; SO anxiously some women seek for danger In every courteous act of any stranger. Well versed is he in all the ways conducive T0 comfort where least comfort can he found. His little deerls 0f thoughtfulness abound. He. turns the seat Lmaskcd. yet unobtrusive. ls glad to please yom 01' to have you please him, Yet takes it very calmly if you freeze him. He smoothes the IDVC-lilie frown 0f the Oflicial By paying the fare of one who can not pay. True 1110cle3ty he knows from artificial; Will flirt, of course, if yotfre inclined that way; And if you are be sure that he l'letests you; And if you're not, be sure that he respects you. The sorrows of the traveling world distress him e He never fails to lencl what aid he can. A thousand hearts today have cause to bless him - This much-abused, misused commercial man. I do not seek to cast a halo round him, But speak of him precigely as Ilve found him. MRS.W. M. HERRIOTT 8: SON INDIANA DENTAL DEPOT 1A -...-...-...-...-...-......I '3 1 2-30 Established I868 Indianapolis, Newton-Claypool Building VLg-W'nV-m A Modern Dental Depot Specializing Mail Orders -m- n- m- nu-uu-m- ...-..... m-..-.J CDULDNAT GET AT IT. An Irishman who had just united with the Catholic church in a small town was careless enough to let the priest catch him coming out of a saloon With a jug under his arm. The priest waited for him to come by and said: PM, what is it you have in that jug? HWhiskey, 301', answered Pat. HWhom does it belong to ?t' asked the good man. HTo me and me hrudder Moike, sorf' nWell, say, Pat, pour yours out, and be a. good man. nI can't, sor; mine 5 on the bottom, answered Pat. When first I attempted your pity to move, Why were you so deaf to my prayers? Perhaps you were right to dissemblc your love, But why did you kick me down Stairs? DAN DEEVER 0' THE SEAS. 'tWhat makes the fishes look so sad ?'t said Landsmen-On- Parade. HThey're feelin' so, theytre feeliaf so, the Nature Faker said. HBut, then, what makes gem look so thin? said Landsmenh On-Parade. HA-starvinl, sir, a-starivxf, sir. the Nature Faker said. hThey've got the Lusitania and others on the ocean SO bloomilf big an, steady that they dontt 'ave any motion, An, the folks who go a-travelin! lave 'eld back their devotion, So there aint no one to feed 'em in the morning'. Since cutting my hair T have a quantity for stuffing chairs. mattresses 0r pillowcag MARLATT. QQOQOQOQ'OQ-QQO $GQQQ$ OQGQUQOQGQ POTTER 18, 20, 22 and 24 West Fifth St. Established 1866K Che Oidest Store and the Youngest Styles ebmnamovobenobouogoua We've fitted four generations of Cincinnatians, and fitted them so well that they have honored us. by making Ours the largest shoe house in the Central West. QQQQQQQGQQQQQQQ OQQQQOQQOQQQOQGQQQQQOQQQQQGQOQOQ ObQ$QQOQObO$G$G$OQGQ6G$MD 136$ QOQGQOQQQiQQQGQOQ'GQQQGQGQGQ9Q El Che hGeneva Rmtaurant and Quick Lunch Room Under personal supervision of JOHN'F. DENNISON, Prop. Home Cooking and Cleanliness our SpecialtieS. Students and other Select Patronage Solicited. 83 49 E3 62 g 6; 204-206 W. Court Stimggmemm Cincinnati g OE GEN G. W. SEIFRIED Gold and Silver Refiner Hssayer and Sweep Smelter We refine dental sweeps, scraps, dust, etc. We sell gold plate, solder, clasp metal, inlay gold, and platinum plate. OPECC: Works: 1 15 West Fifth Street 120 Longworth Street 4? 4? 4.? 4? 42 4? 32 c? 62 C? 42 c? 9 CINCINNATI, OHIO g HIS ORDER. You know Bert; Of course, you do; everybody knows He was an untried sportsman, the Wathgtvn Star de Bert, for he's oncof those peevish individuals, and about clares, but he entered a tailor's shop and approached a clerk the only thing he really enjoys is a big dish of spaghetti, with an air of a champion. 50 if he happens to order anything else he feels it his duty HI am a rower? said he, and I want to be measured for to kick. So one day he stepped into a restaurant, and when tWO pairs 0f rowing trousersuthe kind With the sliding the waiter brought the meal, Bert started in. FirstJ he seats. 777, kicked about the linen and tableware, then the soup and BAD POLICE coffee, and finally he landed on the chops. The waiter ap- HMister, would you give a poor man a quarter t' keep him pcarefi calm and peaceful, howevar a near VIEW spoke from dyin? rebelllon. hl wouldn't give him a nickel; Fm an undertaker. hWhath the matter With theSe ChOPS; are thEY lamb ChOPS 77 or pork Chops? MISS SPENCERa D0 dentists ever go to Heaven? hCan't you telle 35de the waiter, calmly. GERMANN -Certain1y; they have to make crowns for Bert replied rather irritably that he couldrft. the angels. Help! Helpll c: hThen what difference does it make E asked the menial. By This Mark You Know Them 133 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GEO.W. FELS DENTAL SUPPLIES MANUFACTURER OF Favorite Brands of Gold Foils,White Amalr gam,Vulcanite Rubbers, Pink Wax, Etc. 801,255,45 Andrews Building, 5. E. Cor. Fifth and Race SIS. CINCINNATI , , , , OHIO IaEaEEETPJEEEEEEEEJEIEEEIEEEEEJEJEEEJEDEJDEBEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E IIIIIIIEEEJEJIHIEIDIDEIUIDHIIEU 134 ADVERTISEMENTS Cincinnati Dental Depot. . P111: Cincinnati Gold 8; Silvel Refil1113ry.121 Samuel Crocker ..................... 113 Ebberl 8: Richardson C0. , , . . .. ,... ... 33 Fels. Geo. W ........... 13+ Geneva Restaurant 13? Golda 81: CU.. Geo ..... 129 Gruenland Pharmacy 1129 Kress 81. Owcn - G1yc0t11y111011111.. g Hanmd C0 1171 Herriott 851 80115.... ................ 129 Potter J. M. .. .... 1131 Rmer Dental Ma1111fgct11r1ng Co.131 81311111311 Gold 81 S111er Reiinmy .. 1. :2 XValron the '1a110r.. .. 127 S S W'hite Dental M2111L1fact11r1ng C0 1:252 101mg 8: Call, Photographers. .. .. . . . 1:24 l?x$;Q-?, Advice to Fresh111e11.. .,...., ,.. 415 A Few City Experiences. ..., . . . .. .123A5-6 A Memorable Trip. . . . .... ...98199 A11 011 Account of Baby. ...... . . . . .87788 An Idea ............................ TT Anxious Moments ...... . . .. ,. .. 86 A Page ofDialoguan.....,........128 Athletics 65 Baseball ........................... 69 Calendar . . ........................ 62-63 DeEnitions 97 Demonstrators .................... H Diary of Roysp . . . ................. 75 Dime Museum ...................... 1011 Editors ............................. 78 Evolution of Dentistry. . . . . . . . . . . .. .. .9410 Faculty 11-12 PAGF Freshman R011 ...................... 44 Freshman Q1131, and Quan. Anal. . . . . . 4T Frightful Exper1ences ..... . 118 Hams and Fritz 11-1 Clinic. . . . . . . .. . . 12-11;: He Canft Hclp It .............. m Here and There ........... . . 128 History History Freshies. ., ,.. 43-413 History Juniors .. . 1127111 History 0. C. 115.... .. 7 History Psi On1ega.................. 5:2 History Seniors ... ...1.1J.1-J;21 How Doc. Moon: Oper1ed Up. .. . , . . .8 14.13 111 the SmokingrRoom............... ll? Jimmy's Essay 011 De11tistry........., 11-1 Junior Roll ......................... :36 Mds Essay on Dentistry . . 1113 '0H by Glogsinger.........,,.......... 80 Only :1 Dream. . . . 104-1117 Pathway to Peace. .. . ......... :H Preface ..... 71 Questions .......... 91 Quiz M:1:1rr:.....,..,..... .. 1H RCflCCtiOllS of Dr. XVcdclecilcr .n'I-M Seniors. . :30 Special Lecturers .................... 16 T he Conlmermal T ravcler . 11-111 The Man Who 15 Wanted .. ...... . 77 The Same Old Story, 61 l 6111115 . . , . ............ HT loast to Scm'ors......,...1......... 34 ILLUSTRATIONS AND CLUBS :XLEIHIAN 1 Athletics ........... 135 Baseball Club ...................... 69 Bench K-Varmers' Clnh .. . . . . . . . . . . ... 109 BOWIegged Club . . ............ 60 Rutterine Club ..................... 108 9 PAGE 1 Clinic Cuts ...... . . .. .4163 1 Dmnoustramrg' Cartoon ......... .723 Denmnstrators Group 1.3 1 Dime 311115611111 ................. 101 Editors 711 End ................................ 136 Faculty Cartoon 56-57 Faculty Group ... . 13 I Fanner Jones 60 Fauclmrd S Fishing Club .. ..... 61 Football 71 Fruts ...... 411 Freshics 10?, Freshmen Clasq 1:; German Club ................... 110 1 Hayden ............... :1 Hoodoo Dent 771 Irish Club 11.1 Junior Class '1'? Kentucky Club 7?. Musumc Club .. 63 1 O. C. D. S. . ...................... 7 1 P51 Omega .................. .31 1 Puritan . Sf! Q1112 Mzmters 10 Roasts ....... . 90 Seniors ...... 214:0 Shorty's Pic ...... 011 Special Lectures 1 Studenfs Dream ........... 7-1 1 'lVaylor ...................... ti '1 Tennis Club ............... ... .. 137 We Are the Candy .................. :13 XVest Virginia Club ............. Tr! XiPhiPn 5.3 0 Yr Dental Graduate ........... 743