Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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THINGS THAT CAN NOT BE EXPLAINED-Continued. Whether Thomas, Greenburg and Wright really felt hurt at Clarifs outburst of temper, resulting in the absence of their names from the invitations. Did Wright resign from the committee because he felt slighted by having his name stricken off? What Miss Spencer tried to say when She articulated Rep-pub-liqu-ans. Perhaps it was ttDemocrats. Why Germann hangs around the bridge department so steadily. If Falbush really meant it when, after adjusting the ruhber dam, he syringed out the cavity and told the patient to spit. What Eagleson meant by: tt1 went into Doctor Knightts exam, with gangrene in one pocket and necrosis in the other, but came out with shock and collapse. Who Doctor Way addressed when he said: Where are you attending college nowehere or Indianapolis P Who doeSIft know the attraction up there for that party? What the contents of those thrice-a-wcek letters are that Kraatz treasures so fondly. What sort of combination Siegfried uses on his hair to maintain its wonderful luster and delightful color. Why Smiley quit the minister's daughter and if the sud- den appearance of the bald spot was connected with the above incident. What keeps Kearns away from Sixth and Race. 92 Who put our new secretary on the eligible list for initia- tion to our two most popular clubs, the ztButterseinh and 'tKnockers' Club? Why tears come into Gott's eyes when he hears the 50mg, uGOOd-ByE, Sweet Marie. Why Lindeman studied dentistry. How would oratory have done? Or economics? Or anything else? What became of the money turned into Miss Stock from the Freshmen? '07 dance. Who told Smiley the difference between tuberculosis and consumption, Who said it was the hrst time anything was ever stuck on Crawfordys shape when he sat down on Hy paper! Cruel, very cruel! What Manney meant by hYou cant tell what is liable to turn up, when some one remarked about his pug nose. Why lirucker in his Quiz, speaking of ureters, said: hi guess everybody has thith Herets hoping we havee they!re hard to buy! Where the moisture got through on Boltzts rubber dam. He thought it might have been through the root canal. Where Bixby got his expression: to do that? ttI was just going Who sent Miss VVarnick the ttlemonn postal from In- dianapohs. Where Tire Alefhian got next to so many secrets, and how it comes everybody takes the knocks 50 good-na- turedly. Thefs 01d J07!

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As We Know Them Kid Kelly. tiHankh Greenburg. itCatgut Bradley. Bill Goshorn. ttIke Rothenbush. uLou MK, Gott. HLiz Stock. DOC Bixby. ttRach Canon. Dukeit Lindeman. HH. 0. G? Smith, itSIeepy Eaton. uP. 1. G? Smith. ttAeonite Mondon. iiBuCk Buckingham, Foetusti Maloney. ttProf? Mitchell. ttGraft Thomas. ttRuntii Degnon. tiFuzzyi' Ramsey. Wahoo Crawford HTexasi' Thompson, hSister PurseiL HPill,' Hill. i'COp', Monahan, uMumps:n Siegfried, 'Whiteyii Kraatz. ttEasy Smiley. Virgin'i Compton. wealdyh Elias. Things That Can What became of Rinehartis money at Latonia races? Did he win? ? ? ? Why Dr, Smith said: 'iWe, as dentists, prefer the chair to the bed, explaining the use of the word Hclinical? Where the Duke got all the money to buy candy for the girls, take the boys to Peoples, and live luxuriously! What made Pursell remark at the Bank Cafe hre: Now, if the New Richmond fire department was here, the fire would be out long ago ! How Bradley cut his mouth? Some one said they heard him remark Hheid fergot heid jes, sharpened his knife when he went ter lick tlf terbaccy Off the blade? Where Gutzeit got onto an narsenic filling Y' Why Shelt became insulted when Greenburg com- mented on his technic, 'tlooks like it was made seven years ago. 91 Not Be Explained What makes Smiley look so downhearted? It is whis- pered that it is love failure! Who wrote the two-act comedy in which Barton, M057 baugh and Degnon starred! It was called iiScratch iEm; Catch iEm l , Did anybody have their band for their bandless Rich- mond completed before Lindeman? How Greenburg felt when the Duke butted-in On his lady friend, causing the hrst-mcntioned party to buy for the crowd ! Why Sheets always walks slowly, and rubbers into the window at the corner of Court and Plum. Who the ladies are that Siegfried manages to meet ac- cidentally in about the same place each evening. Why Krucker made that horrible blunder in the Physie ology Quiz.

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Freshmenls I. 1,111 not a poet laureate, Ilm not a Yale graduate; But then a word Ild like to say About our school the present day. 2. So, to form the meter with names in roll, llll begin my poety with Charlie Noel, A student vim and full of pluck, T hat Dr. Rule treated on candy, with the best of luck. Now, therels none can say that's won the race, About the sports. of Curmiughmn and Chime; And not an estimation, or even a guess Can be said of the knowledge of Meyers and Hess. But Snawbergev'ls primping fie make all his beauty Can never draw Deans on time for duty, And just a word to Jenkins welll say: tlIn placing teeth, upside down is not the way ! 5. Oh, yes! Beagle and Haley with their hair all in curls, Want to look loving to the Juniorsl girls; ihtt Van Vleck and H ill haven't anything to say; They still love those girls in a dignified way! And Vim Strander and Miller, with. a heart of jealotiSy, Say all the girls are Shilling at Kelsey; But the joke on Thompson! The students saw Him place the upper teeth in the lower jaw. 7. Now, Banks and McDowell, we know without a doubt Love the C ovington girls when therels no one else about: But Bowles and Illcisequ'mCr, two great scouts, Donlt gb in that clirectione-they look for different routes. And our walking vocabulary! We wish to call your at teution ' To R. F. Bmmfield, whom we all wish to mention; But Hefner and Pryor youlre sure to l'llld at home, As the boarding music girls don't allow them to roam. - 93 Poetic Jokes 9. Just a word to Huftmmt. which, we know, he is glad To acknowledge the farmer students are equal with the city lad; For Conklin and Goodwin at their patients never smilee They never say a word-hut stand there all the while. 10. De Imltetm is the only student in our class Who can study without fire and use 3 looking glass. : But M orMLx' and H 196k never use any bOOkSe They pass through the college on both their good looks! I I. But Galbrcafh and Jackson, two married Sportse Donlt care a snap what Stewart reports; For, if therels anything said, or anything done, Slwrcliyic and Harts the tasks will try to shun. 12. Therels LVulfman and Walford, who, we know, are true To the City girls that they lately knew ; But Maxey and Moss, well be safe to say, Are truer yet, for they see them every day! 13. Walters and Leepcr have nothing to tell, Only that M'cComHicfe never studies very well; But H 03725143011, Dustin and LautaybachJ the best of all, Will stand for these jokes, both large and small. 14. I now sincerely hope you'll not think me mean If I close this poetry 0n Verse Fifteen ; But just one fact, that will stand the test: The Juniors and Seniors must say the Freshman Class is the best! I 5. All ill feelings toward 1121's I ask you to shun, For composing this poetry was all in fun, As the president promised not a word from the class Would mar the. author's feelings! - -J. L. DE llAASi