Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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As We Know Them Kid Kelly. tiHankh Greenburg. itCatgut Bradley. Bill Goshorn. ttIke Rothenbush. uLou MK, Gott. HLiz Stock. DOC Bixby. ttRach Canon. Dukeit Lindeman. HH. 0. G? Smith, itSIeepy Eaton. uP. 1. G? Smith. ttAeonite Mondon. iiBuCk Buckingham, Foetusti Maloney. ttProf? Mitchell. ttGraft Thomas. ttRuntii Degnon. tiFuzzyi' Ramsey. Wahoo Crawford HTexasi' Thompson, hSister PurseiL HPill,' Hill. i'COp', Monahan, uMumps:n Siegfried, 'Whiteyii Kraatz. ttEasy Smiley. Virgin'i Compton. wealdyh Elias. Things That Can What became of Rinehartis money at Latonia races? Did he win? ? ? ? Why Dr, Smith said: 'iWe, as dentists, prefer the chair to the bed, explaining the use of the word Hclinical? Where the Duke got all the money to buy candy for the girls, take the boys to Peoples, and live luxuriously! What made Pursell remark at the Bank Cafe hre: Now, if the New Richmond fire department was here, the fire would be out long ago ! How Bradley cut his mouth? Some one said they heard him remark Hheid fergot heid jes, sharpened his knife when he went ter lick tlf terbaccy Off the blade? Where Gutzeit got onto an narsenic filling Y' Why Shelt became insulted when Greenburg com- mented on his technic, 'tlooks like it was made seven years ago. 91 Not Be Explained What makes Smiley look so downhearted? It is whis- pered that it is love failure! Who wrote the two-act comedy in which Barton, M057 baugh and Degnon starred! It was called iiScratch iEm; Catch iEm l , Did anybody have their band for their bandless Rich- mond completed before Lindeman? How Greenburg felt when the Duke butted-in On his lady friend, causing the hrst-mcntioned party to buy for the crowd ! Why Sheets always walks slowly, and rubbers into the window at the corner of Court and Plum. Who the ladies are that Siegfried manages to meet ac- cidentally in about the same place each evening. Why Krucker made that horrible blunder in the Physie ology Quiz.

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pants. has been much discussion whether pants are plural or sine gular. PANTS t ANTS are made for men, and not for women. Women are made for men, and not for pants. When a man pants for a woman, and a woman pants for a man, they are. a pair of pants Such pants clonit last! Pants are like mo- lasseSethey arc thinner in hot weather and thicker in cold. Men are often mistaken in Such mistakes are breeches of promise. There Seems to us that When men wear pants it is plural, and, when they don't wear any pants at all, it is singular. Men go on a tear in their pants, and it is all right; When the pants go on a tear it is all wrong. If you want to make pants last, make the coat first. A fat man can not keep up his pants in summer without suspenders, but a dog can. llVVllyldoes a dOg wear It is evident This naturally suggests the query: more clothes in summer than in winter? that in winter he wears a coat, while in the summer he wears a coat, and PANTS! Where Were You WHEN Bradley aqked the origin of catgnt? Rinehart assisted in the operation. Hill was not one of the pikers? Kelleher started to sing? Lindcman led the wooing? Elias wasxft officious? Another man took Smiley's girl to the dance? Crawford wasnite important? Kelley was calleiflidown by Dr. H. A.? Greenburg pracfhhed ventriloquism? Degnon asked ahout Tennesseels temperance license? Thomas was bested by Miss Stock? Siegfried had the mumps? Kraatz passed the West Virginia State Board? Bradley dehned Pewee of the Antrum ? Mitchell said Hall he needed now was treatmentsii? Doctor Way failed to see you? Buckingham took a car in from Madville? Timmerman said held take Indiana State Board? Gories and Schwartz bought the Standard? Mondon spoke English in class? Hale: log, played the baby act? lioltz was chief of police at Newport? Burdettc and Compton lost their clothing? Dalton was looking out Mondon's window? Beaver proposed to the secretaryewhich one? Eaton went to housekeeping? Goshom had the'wrong girl? Kearns met the blonrle at the Emery? Lent got back what he lllent you? Marshall and Malouey grew to life-size? Edwards resigned from the picture committee? Greenfield quit his flashy dressing? Hall and Hall established their relationship? Krucker won the basket ball game? Ramsey decorated the mansion? Wood and Wright annexed the title of 'lRutlians'i? Thompson used Antihhlogistine? Smith made the ltechnicM bridge? Rothenbush got a vacation? Gott went to Blanehester? Nobody got sore, and everybody was pleased with The Aletlm'cm knocks.

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THINGS THAT CAN NOT BE EXPLAINED-Continued. Whether Thomas, Greenburg and Wright really felt hurt at Clarifs outburst of temper, resulting in the absence of their names from the invitations. Did Wright resign from the committee because he felt slighted by having his name stricken off? What Miss Spencer tried to say when She articulated Rep-pub-liqu-ans. Perhaps it was ttDemocrats. Why Germann hangs around the bridge department so steadily. If Falbush really meant it when, after adjusting the ruhber dam, he syringed out the cavity and told the patient to spit. What Eagleson meant by: tt1 went into Doctor Knightts exam, with gangrene in one pocket and necrosis in the other, but came out with shock and collapse. Who Doctor Way addressed when he said: Where are you attending college nowehere or Indianapolis P Who doeSIft know the attraction up there for that party? What the contents of those thrice-a-wcek letters are that Kraatz treasures so fondly. What sort of combination Siegfried uses on his hair to maintain its wonderful luster and delightful color. Why Smiley quit the minister's daughter and if the sud- den appearance of the bald spot was connected with the above incident. What keeps Kearns away from Sixth and Race. 92 Who put our new secretary on the eligible list for initia- tion to our two most popular clubs, the ztButterseinh and 'tKnockers' Club? Why tears come into Gott's eyes when he hears the 50mg, uGOOd-ByE, Sweet Marie. Why Lindeman studied dentistry. How would oratory have done? Or economics? Or anything else? What became of the money turned into Miss Stock from the Freshmen? '07 dance. Who told Smiley the difference between tuberculosis and consumption, Who said it was the hrst time anything was ever stuck on Crawfordys shape when he sat down on Hy paper! Cruel, very cruel! What Manney meant by hYou cant tell what is liable to turn up, when some one remarked about his pug nose. Why lirucker in his Quiz, speaking of ureters, said: hi guess everybody has thith Herets hoping we havee they!re hard to buy! Where the moisture got through on Boltzts rubber dam. He thought it might have been through the root canal. Where Bixby got his expression: to do that? ttI was just going Who sent Miss VVarnick the ttlemonn postal from In- dianapohs. Where Tire Alefhian got next to so many secrets, and how it comes everybody takes the knocks 50 good-na- turedly. Thefs 01d J07!