Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Relief for Rheumatism FE ANY ONE afflicted with rheumatism would be happy. could they tind relief from the aches and pains incident to this disease. The Rheumatic Remedy Company. Of Cincinnati, Ohio, sends a formula for making a linimcnt, which will help you, if you saner from this most distressing complaint. Many people have been cured by the use of the Rheumatic Linimeut, and those who had rheumatism, and who found no relief elsewhere, were benefited by its use. We do not sell you a medicine, but for the small sum of fifty cents t 500 we will send you the formula for mak- ing this valuable liniment, which you can make in your own home. or have the druggist put up for you at small cost. It will not only help those who are atHicted with rheumatism, but it is also valuable to use for cuts, bruises, burns, blis- ters, ehilblains, inflammations, insect bites, cold in the chest and headaches. The liniment is intended for external use only. Many people are afflicted with headaches, and relief soon follows its use. Remember, we have no medicine to selleonly the formula for making the liniment, which will be sent to any one sending fifty cents to pay for the same. Full directions for use accompany the formula sent. Every person sending for this formula will agree to hold the same confidential, and not tell any one outside his own family, the formula for making the liniment, Send money or stamps, and return this leaflet when writing. Address RHEUMATIC REMEDY COMPANY, Lock-BOX No. 24, Station N, Cincinnati, Ohio, Investigation developed that the Rheumatic Remedy Company was incorporated as follows: D. STANLEY HILL. ...... President J. LESTER HILL ......... Vice-President D. STANLEY HILI ............. Secretary May all their undertakings be successful J. LESTER HILL. ............ Treasurer D. STANLEY HILLi . . .. . . .Stenographer J. LESTER HILL ............. Bookkeeper In EDITOR'S TOASTS. IIere,s to the Hills, And their remedies grand; May their powders and pills Bring cures to our land!

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ELIAS 8: SMILEY THE DENTISTS Will be at ............ on the. . , . .day of ............ , and remain ...... days, for the practice of dentistry. Will be prepared to do all kinds of dental work, crowns, bridges and artihcial plates. Filling and extracting according to latest methods; comparatively painless. Satinfaction Guaranteed. Examination Free. MEMORAND UM I 16 GARFIELD PLACE, CINCINNATI. Cincinnati, 0., March IL 1907. MR. 1- L. KELLYeDear Sir: Please call at this office and see me about the matter of fees. Yours truly, H. 1 . SMITH WE DOUBT IT When a girlie you have in your chair all alone, And no one to gossip about it, Do you pray a demonstrator your way to roam? Well, maybe you doebut we doubt it! When a sly little hand youirc permitted to seize, With a velvety softness about it; Do you think you would drop it With never a squeeze? Welly maybe you do--but we doubt it! When this same little girl gives one little smile, With wonderful sweetness about it, Do you always remove your arm for awhile? Well, you mightebut we cant help but doubt it! When she starts down the stairs with a glance so coy, Which sure has a meaning behind it, Do you return to your work like a good little boy? Therels nothing lcftebut to doubt it! When this tapering waist is in reach of your arm, With a wonderful plumpness about it, Do you argue the point ltwixt the good and the charm? Maybe you doebut we doubt it! On the following day Doctor Way says to you, Yesterdays roll-call, methinks you missed ith Do you say: Doctor Way, I ducked out with Lou ? Maybe you do-but we doubt it! -L. C. G., 107.

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nWOOING A MISS An Original Play, in Four Acts, by L. C. Greenburg, h07. Author of More Than Seventy Successful Productions. The Finest College Drama Ever Published. CAST OF CHARACTERS. Mirandi Scott, a pretty dental student. ...Miss Clara Stock Duke of Nuttyville, suitor for MirandYS hand ........ . .. .C. J. Lindcman Willie Goodboy, trouble maker .............. W. C. Gott Hank Gaunt, soothsayer. . . v . . . . . . . .L. C. Greenburg Jane Hector, jealous of Mirandi ....... Chattie Hildebrand Attorney Jerome, criminal lawyer .......... H. H. Kraatz Ed. Harcourt, city chap ............... .Jack Siegfried C. V. Black, also suitor of Mirandi. . . ...... Dr. Young Will Smith ..... Dr. Miller Fh 1: fC. Bl k. h WWW V ac hubnwmiams TimehMarch: 1907. John Green Miss Nearer . .Miss Spencer h Flower girls. Miss My .Miss Newforth Miss God. . .Miss Beddow 0' What. h ' Villains hired bV the .Arthur Sheets A, Chance. . Duke Of Nuttyhille. Arthur Degnon T0 K111. . . . . .Foet Malouey Spider Jones, second for Duke of Nuttyville. . . .Kid Kelley Lem Harris, secona. for C. V Black. . . . . .Sister Pnrsell Jesse James, talks behind people's backs ......... Hale, hog Equi Libruim, conspiracy destroyer ...... Supt. T. T. Way Bright Eyes, merrymaker ............ . . .Alma Warnick Place-O. C. D. S. SYNOPSIS : Act 1. Clinic of college. Act II. The bakery across the way. Act IIIh Scene I, campus of O. C. D. 5., including parts of Court street and Central avenue; Scene 2, the duel 0n the campus. Act IV. The awakening hscenery same as Act D. N. B.-The audience will please remain seated until after the suicide of the Duke after Act IV.