Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Item Item Item item I te in Item Item Item Item Item eItem Item Item Item Izelliright, for resigning from the invitation com- mittee after the work was done and before money was collected. Declared insane. I3eElias, for taking Wright's place on the invitation committee after work was done and before money was collected. Declared sane 14eGOtt. for being 50 susceptible to wayward influi ence. Declareclinsane. Isisheets, for constantly giggling. Declared in- sane. I6eSchwai-tz, for constant attendance at Chrisia'. Declared insane. . 17eBuckinghum, for marrying a rich girl. Declared perfectly sane. 18-Siegfriecl, for taking the risk of trying to write funny things. Declared hopelessly insane. Ig-Edwai'ds, for trying to imitate a monkey in a cage. Since the evidence shows it is natural for him to act thusly, declared insane. zoaKelly, for being noisy in lecture. lJudgment suspended, for it is thought that when he grows up he will be of soulnd mind. ztiiilurrlette, for leaving the dark-haired lady on the train. Declared insane. N0 examination as he could Speak Declared 22-Lindeman. only the wordsJ HClara and nStock.u insane. 23eCompt0n, for not outgrowing his youthful ap- pearance, having had three years of city life, De- clared insane. 24-Miss Stock, for attempting to lecture to a bunch of hoodlmns. Declared insane 25-The remaining members of this class are not thought to be insane at all times, and, since no evi- -42 dence has been brought against them, no judg- ment will be rendered. Tn spite of the evidence produced against various mem- bers of this class it is declarel by thie court that the class be competent to make an incontestahle will. H. A. SMITH, Judge Of Court Of Crowbait. ALIIcNISTs-DR. CASSIDY. DR. WRIGHT. XVILLIAM KNIGHT, Bailiff ;t03 Last Will and Testament of the Class of 1907 In the name of the benevolent Father of all, we, the Class of 1907 of the Ohio College of Dental Surgery do make and publish this, our last will and testament. Know ing full well that on account of the undisputed fact that there never has been, and, in all probability, never will be, a class graduate from this school so richly endowed men- tally, physically and morally as we ourselves; recognizing the honor our presence has bestowed upon this school, and having a proper brotherly feeling for those who are to fol- low in our footsteps, and recognizing their natural incom- petency, and wishing to aid and assist them, in order that, when compared to the high standard we have placed before them, that they may not appear entirely insignificant when standing in the light of our reflected gloryi we do. as a whole, give and devise as follows: ltein I-Uur studioumess to deserving under classmen. Item zeOur youthfulness t0 the Freshmen. Item 3-Our morals to the Society for the Suppression of Vice. item 4-JFhe love bestowed upon us by the Faculty t0 the Juniors.

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An Alibi? The Class of I907. appreciating the kindness of Provi- deuve in bestowing- upon them such an overwhelming abun- dance Of brain, brawn and moral virtues, together with a vast amount of worldly goods, all of which has been the cause of :1 growth of almost insane jealnusy in the breasts of the faculty and under classmen. aurL fearing that this aforeeaid envy might be the cause of an attempt to break the last will and testament, which this class is about to make, it resolved to go before a judge of competent jurisdiction and obtain a certificate of itx sanity, a copy of which is hereby attached: CRt HYBAIT COURT. CUPNTY OF HAMILTON, State of Ohio. There came before me and Drs. tfaasitly and Knight. alienists, on this the 13th day of March in the year 1907, the foHOwing-named members of the Class of 1907, tkoit: Hill, Hall, Degnon, Keileher, Bixby, Dalton, Krucken Greenburgt Lent, Rameey, Wright, Elias, Gottt Sheets, Boltz, L. E. Smith, Edwards, Kelly, Burdette, Bradley! Lindeman, Harkiua Compton and Miss Stock, to be ex- amined as to the sanity of said Class. The examination was held of the class individually and collectively, and the following report was filed and judg- ment rendered: Item I-Hill, for introducing to a gullible public patent nostrums. Since the attempt was unsuccessful, Hill declared insane. Item item Item Item ItEm Ite in Item Item Item Item zeDegnon, for inquiring cemeeming a temperance No good dentist should ever be guilty Declared insane. licenSe. of such :1 misdemeanor. geljixby, for being so curious to transpiring at the Emery. Declared sane. NOTE-Teqtimony suppressedj 4eDalton, for always remarking: thet ter g0 horse- pistoliif ! Since no good cause can be found for such exclamations, declared insane. 3eGreenburg, declared insane without examination. GeLent, for expming a skeleton to public view, and Declared tee things NED. abandoning same at a crucial moment. insane. 7--R0use, Mondon, Devine, Bolt: and L. E. Smith texamined in a hodyt, for not voting to take the Prosthetic questions at forty cents each. De- elated parsimonious: bordering on insanity. 8---Kelleher and Goreis, for failing to go to the Psi Omega dance because of their unfit condition. Judgment suspended. 9-Krueker, for having trainees. It is proven that for the previous three years Krueker has been in a trance. Declared insane. IoeRamsey, for growing a hirsute appendage. Evi- dence shows that he has had it removed. De- clared sane. IIiHall. for rooming with Bradley. sane. Declared i11-

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Item shOur i-owclyism t0 the next worse classi Item 6-Our love and respect to the Faculty. Item 7hOnr union and con sequent strength, as an example to those who may follow after. 8--Our State Board fears to the junim-s. 9;Our clinical patients to those of us who may stay for spring clinic. IO-TO Professor Way and the demonstrators: our love and thanks. We do, singly and individually, give and devise as followq: Item I;Etlwartls, the curhstone comedian, leaves to Kent his propensities for beingr funny, together with the copyright of all his jokes and gags, Z-Elias t0 Thornton, the task of appointing a satis- factory invitation committee. 3hBradley leaves to Workman his pompadour tthe copyright is includedl. 4whliss Stock leaves her brilliancy to the girl in the Junior class who needs it most. Also, sixty- scvcn invitations to the whole junior Class. Item Item Item Item Item Item Item s-Mondon leaves chin whiakcrs to Wells, the goat. Item 6-Devine leaves hi: hahcrdashery to 13ch the portal: Item 7hR0use leaves his hunting coat to any Junior who will accept it. ShEaton leaves his dates. and all things supple- mentary thereto, to Kinsley. g-Greenhui'g leaves his ventriloquist powers to the Junior who will occupy N0. 41 in Hall 13. IoiPursell leaves his chew to Martin tthis will cause some jealousy, hut lllartin deserves i0. IIhGreentield leaves his forclocks to Noel. IQhVVright, Thomas and Greenburg leave their names-off the invitations. i3-Brzulley leaves Hessatf to Faculty. I4hBurdette leaves his rubber-dam weights to Walton. Item Item Item Item Item Item Item 4-3 Item ighMi-x. Cannon lcavcs titliwual to Miss Hilde- brand. tllaybin please noticeJ ltem milloltz. thc recantem', leaves to lleagle, log, all hit storicq, and copyrights thereto, providing- that Beagle has them filtered, 17-Alitchell leaves all the dancing academies tn ll'ick. 187lx'elly leavex Peoples Theater t0 hllcClung. Ig-Thompson leaves the College of Music to Falbush. ZO-Kruckier and Rothenbush leave the C., H. sh D. Railroad t0 Kellar. glhRisk leaves his private practice to Buddyf Item item item ltem Item Item athlarshall leaves all his agricultural mannerismx to Purdy. ltem 237Kraatz leavex' hi5 hirsute appendage t0 Thomlr son, '08. We hereby nominate and appoint Professor T. l. Way executor of this our last will and testament hereby author- izing and empowering him to compromise, adjust and dis- charge, in such manner am he may deem pmpcr. the debts iming or due UR. XYe desire that no appraisement and m sale he made of our personal property lED. NOTEF-lt has been hard enough trying to give it awayl. and that the Court of mebait direct the omission, in purrx'uance of the statute. XYe do hereby revoke all former wills made by us. In testimony whereof we have hereby set our hand, this 9th clay of May, in the year 1907. l5igtiecl.l CLASS OF NINETEEN SEVEN, OHIO COLLEGE OF DENDAL SURGERY, Pcr JACK SIEGFRIED. Signed by said Class of 1907 as their last will and testa- ment. in our presence, ancl signed by us in their presence. FRANK BERGER, H. T. SMITH, Witnesses. THUREL HICKS, Attorney at Law.