Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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He: What is the difference between an egg and a horse ?'t She: I give it up, ' He: IiAn egg iu og-g, while :1 horse is a gee-gce. Sec? HHe sent his boy to college And now he cries, alack! He spent ten thousand dollars And got a quarterback.b He loved his Dinah dearly, And he sighed to her one night, ttDinah, could you love me ? And she whispered, HDinah might. In the cistern little Willie Threw his little sister Lillie. Papa missed his little daughter: Now they sterilize the water. BRIGHT YOUTH. Dr. Way, tsternlyyetIMaloney, you are late this morn- ing. Maloncy-itYes, sir. The snow and sleet was so bad that every step I took I slipped back two. Dr. Way- Tut, tut! What exaggeration! If you slipped back two steps for every one you took forward, how did you ever get here at all ?h Maloney tinnocentlyyePlease, sir, I started to walk homeU 17.5 HYour dues are due, the treasurer 'Observed to McAdoo. hPlease make no undue ado, sir, But do juat what is due, Your dues, I say, are Overdnee Undo the due dues, do!u FATHERLY DI SCIPLINE. She came into his study gently. t'tI hate to disturb you, dearehHe looked up-Iibut, it is after eleven and Dick haq not come home yet-andeit is the second time this week he has stayed out. I did not wish to speak to you-bute but a boy of seventeeneh She faltered. He was looking at her with a strange fixed expression. I understand. Leave him to me, I shall wait up until he comes inf IIDonit be harsh with himf she said, pleadingly. IIOh, I am 50 sorry I told you! Remember, he has always been such a good hoy-J, HMy dear, you have nothing further to do with this; I request you not to interfere. You had better go quietly to your room. I ask you to do soeI want him to find me here, when he sees fit to return to his home? She retired, with her mother heart anxiously beating, and waited until the click of a latch-key sounded in the street door. She listened, tremblingly-ready to rush 011th a penitent peacemaker. She heard: IIDiCk, is that you P , Yes, sir. ttls the dOg in the hall ?'I Yes, sir. HWelletum out the gas! Good night !

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EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS. He who inside his watch lid wear's His sweetheartys pretty face, 15 sure to have a time, for therek A woman in the case? HLittle boy, Box of paints, Sucked the brush, And joined the saints? 'iSidewalk. Banana peel, Old gent, Virginia reelf' MARATHI PROVERBS. God takes care of a biind man's cow. Gather with both haudS, spend With One. He took out his eyes, and his headache was relieved. Where the needle goes the thread will follow. A horse cannot be judged by his saddle, One bitten by a snake fears even a rope. ttl-Iow big is Rockefeller, pa, That people call him great ; Is he some Taftlike statesman, pa, Or mental heavy weight 3W Oh, me he's not so very broad, N01- yet so very tall; But man is measured by his wad: Thus John D beats us all. h 124 h. Dri Young Laxtt'yeriivwiere did the duke kiss you? Clara Pretty PlaintiffeOn the mouth, sir. Dr, Young LawyereNo, 110! You don't understand. I mean, where were you? Clara Pretty Plaintiff thlushiugj e111 his arms, sir. UNEXPECTED. The man who talked and the man Who toiled Began two tasks one day ; And the man who toiled, when the darkness fell, Had his work all cleared away. And he gloated oier the man Who talked ; But alas for the man Who worked! Next day they gave him the task to do That the other man had shirked. A farmer once called his cow ttZephyrf She seemed such an ambiable hephyr. When the farmer dreW'near, She kicked off his ear, And now the 01d farmeris much dcphyr. A little green Freshman, in a green little way, Mixed some chemicals up just for fun one day. The little green grasses now tenderly wave Oier the green little Freshmanis green little grave. Beneath this stone our baby lays He neither cries nor holierse He lived just one and twenty days, And cost us forty dollars,

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min $113 QBahen $utket t Down to DateJ How dear to my heart are the scenes of my childhood When fond recollection presents them to view; The orchard, the meadow, the dear tangled wildwood, And all the loved spots that my infancy knew. Yet one thing I can but recall with a shudder- I wonder I live now the story to tell: Of how I oft drank from the 01d oaken bucket, The germ-breeding bucket that hung in the well, How 0ft as a boy, when returning from working, I came from the meadows where long I had toiled, And seized the rude bucket where microbes were lurking, T0 drink of the water, unfiltered, unboiled! REFRAIN. I have caught typhoid, marasmus, 0r measles; I wonder that ever I lived to grow up, For using that unhygienic old bucket Instead of employing a sterilized cup. I thought it was sweet from the brim to receive it; The draught so refreshing could not fail to please; Ah, foolish I was, for I could not believe it; That water no doubt contained germs of disease. tTwas strange that in days of my earliest childhood The bells of the village had not toiled my knell For drinking bacteria out Of that bucket, The non-sterile bucket that hung- in the well. The old oaken bucket, the germ-laden bucket The death-dealing bucket that hung in the well.