Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS. He who inside his watch lid wear's His sweetheartys pretty face, 15 sure to have a time, for therek A woman in the case? HLittle boy, Box of paints, Sucked the brush, And joined the saints? 'iSidewalk. Banana peel, Old gent, Virginia reelf' MARATHI PROVERBS. God takes care of a biind man's cow. Gather with both haudS, spend With One. He took out his eyes, and his headache was relieved. Where the needle goes the thread will follow. A horse cannot be judged by his saddle, One bitten by a snake fears even a rope. ttl-Iow big is Rockefeller, pa, That people call him great ; Is he some Taftlike statesman, pa, Or mental heavy weight 3W Oh, me he's not so very broad, N01- yet so very tall; But man is measured by his wad: Thus John D beats us all. h 124 h. Dri Young Laxtt'yeriivwiere did the duke kiss you? Clara Pretty PlaintiffeOn the mouth, sir. Dr, Young LawyereNo, 110! You don't understand. I mean, where were you? Clara Pretty Plaintiff thlushiugj e111 his arms, sir. UNEXPECTED. The man who talked and the man Who toiled Began two tasks one day ; And the man who toiled, when the darkness fell, Had his work all cleared away. And he gloated oier the man Who talked ; But alas for the man Who worked! Next day they gave him the task to do That the other man had shirked. A farmer once called his cow ttZephyrf She seemed such an ambiable hephyr. When the farmer dreW'near, She kicked off his ear, And now the 01d farmeris much dcphyr. A little green Freshman, in a green little way, Mixed some chemicals up just for fun one day. The little green grasses now tenderly wave Oier the green little Freshmanis green little grave. Beneath this stone our baby lays He neither cries nor holierse He lived just one and twenty days, And cost us forty dollars,

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To shave. your face and brush your hair, And then your Sunday clothes to weare Thatis Preparation And then upon a car to ride, A mile or two to walk besidee Thatis Transportation. And then before the door you smile, And think you'll stay a good long whileh Thatis Expectation. And then you find her not at home--- Thatis thunderation. HORRI BLY HORTICULTURAL. nShe was a peach, and the 'apple' of her father's eye; He resembled an animated iprunef but for her hand did try. Now papa thought they would not make a good tpairj So he handed him a tlemonf and he gave up in despair. ttWhen Willie t0 the circus went To spend his hardeearned pence, His little heart went pittcr-pat, For the excitement was in tcntsT Bradley tto waitery-t'Do you serve lobsters here ? VVaiterehCertainly, sir; sit right down? nDo you love me ?i said the paper bag to the sugar. tTm just wrapped up in youf replied the sugar. You sweet thing! murmured the papei bag. Quoth he, iiYour lips look red tonight? Said she, ttwell, yes, perhaps, 31m, papa, darling, thatis all right, Itis only from the chaps. HHc found his dinner very cold, He kicked with caustic vim, And when he started in to scold, She made it hot for him? HI thought I knew it all, But now I must confess, The more I know I know I know I know I know the less. uHow doth the busy Senior Improve each precious hour? By whispering airy nothings To every college flower? A pretty girl without a mate Alone on the ice; out for a skate; A tDent, pasged by, this girl to win, Stood out 011 the ice where it was thin, Took off his hat; made a low howe There is no ice where the tDeut' is now? uOn each end of the safe they sat in vain regrets; She had been eating onions; and he smoking Cigarrettes.

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He: What is the difference between an egg and a horse ?'t She: I give it up, ' He: IiAn egg iu og-g, while :1 horse is a gee-gce. Sec? HHe sent his boy to college And now he cries, alack! He spent ten thousand dollars And got a quarterback.b He loved his Dinah dearly, And he sighed to her one night, ttDinah, could you love me ? And she whispered, HDinah might. In the cistern little Willie Threw his little sister Lillie. Papa missed his little daughter: Now they sterilize the water. BRIGHT YOUTH. Dr. Way, tsternlyyetIMaloney, you are late this morn- ing. Maloncy-itYes, sir. The snow and sleet was so bad that every step I took I slipped back two. Dr. Way- Tut, tut! What exaggeration! If you slipped back two steps for every one you took forward, how did you ever get here at all ?h Maloney tinnocentlyyePlease, sir, I started to walk homeU 17.5 HYour dues are due, the treasurer 'Observed to McAdoo. hPlease make no undue ado, sir, But do juat what is due, Your dues, I say, are Overdnee Undo the due dues, do!u FATHERLY DI SCIPLINE. She came into his study gently. t'tI hate to disturb you, dearehHe looked up-Iibut, it is after eleven and Dick haq not come home yet-andeit is the second time this week he has stayed out. I did not wish to speak to you-bute but a boy of seventeeneh She faltered. He was looking at her with a strange fixed expression. I understand. Leave him to me, I shall wait up until he comes inf IIDonit be harsh with himf she said, pleadingly. IIOh, I am 50 sorry I told you! Remember, he has always been such a good hoy-J, HMy dear, you have nothing further to do with this; I request you not to interfere. You had better go quietly to your room. I ask you to do soeI want him to find me here, when he sees fit to return to his home? She retired, with her mother heart anxiously beating, and waited until the click of a latch-key sounded in the street door. She listened, tremblingly-ready to rush 011th a penitent peacemaker. She heard: IIDiCk, is that you P , Yes, sir. ttls the dOg in the hall ?'I Yes, sir. HWelletum out the gas! Good night !