Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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To shave. your face and brush your hair, And then your Sunday clothes to weare Thatis Preparation And then upon a car to ride, A mile or two to walk besidee Thatis Transportation. And then before the door you smile, And think you'll stay a good long whileh Thatis Expectation. And then you find her not at home--- Thatis thunderation. HORRI BLY HORTICULTURAL. nShe was a peach, and the 'apple' of her father's eye; He resembled an animated iprunef but for her hand did try. Now papa thought they would not make a good tpairj So he handed him a tlemonf and he gave up in despair. ttWhen Willie t0 the circus went To spend his hardeearned pence, His little heart went pittcr-pat, For the excitement was in tcntsT Bradley tto waitery-t'Do you serve lobsters here ? VVaiterehCertainly, sir; sit right down? nDo you love me ?i said the paper bag to the sugar. tTm just wrapped up in youf replied the sugar. You sweet thing! murmured the papei bag. Quoth he, iiYour lips look red tonight? Said she, ttwell, yes, perhaps, 31m, papa, darling, thatis all right, Itis only from the chaps. HHc found his dinner very cold, He kicked with caustic vim, And when he started in to scold, She made it hot for him? HI thought I knew it all, But now I must confess, The more I know I know I know I know I know the less. uHow doth the busy Senior Improve each precious hour? By whispering airy nothings To every college flower? A pretty girl without a mate Alone on the ice; out for a skate; A tDent, pasged by, this girl to win, Stood out 011 the ice where it was thin, Took off his hat; made a low howe There is no ice where the tDeut' is now? uOn each end of the safe they sat in vain regrets; She had been eating onions; and he smoking Cigarrettes.

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A jolly young chemistry tough While mixing a compound of stuff, Dropped a match in a vial, And after a while They found his front teeth and one cuff. Seniors born for great things, Freshmen born for small; Juniors not recordede Why were they born at all? What would she In say if she days saw girls 1 0 ng today with ago On skirts the six; clutched ties: you so tight- know. when 1y they G r a n d m a a 1 I went walkingr look 5 h e h e 1 c1 this her skirts so. Way? By a recent experiment it has been found that potas- sium iodide unites with sulphur tunder pressureL with the following reaction: K I- 1 -2 S-KISS Care should be taken to perform the experiment in the dark, as some of the material is explosive and the reaction is very violent. The meat we had last night, remarked the new boarder, ttwaa Overdonef' Well, it wonft be tonight, replied the old stagcr. nThink not P HSure. It,11 be done over.U tYes, 1165 living in Kentucky now, and he says 1165 delightcr 3, Huh! living in Kentucky. ttYou dOIft understand, he means hejs glad hets llvmg. I can't imagine anybody being delighted over n Doctor tinquiring of boy who had swallowed pennyt- How is the little boy today? Anxious MotherkNo change, yet. Herets where I lose ground, said the tramp, as he stepped into the bathtub. Lives there a man with soul so dead Who never to himself hath said, As he aimed at the tack and Missed the head. era! 1...! ! le! ! ! !-? Rejected t'Dukett-JtWell, I may be poor, but I once rode around in a carriage.u Sy111pathetic Claraet'Yes, when your mother pushed itf' The University of O. C. D. S. illustrated: First year emA Comedy of Errors. Second yearettMuch ado about Nothing. Senior yearettAllts Well That Ends Well.h

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EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS. He who inside his watch lid wear's His sweetheartys pretty face, 15 sure to have a time, for therek A woman in the case? HLittle boy, Box of paints, Sucked the brush, And joined the saints? 'iSidewalk. Banana peel, Old gent, Virginia reelf' MARATHI PROVERBS. God takes care of a biind man's cow. Gather with both haudS, spend With One. He took out his eyes, and his headache was relieved. Where the needle goes the thread will follow. A horse cannot be judged by his saddle, One bitten by a snake fears even a rope. ttl-Iow big is Rockefeller, pa, That people call him great ; Is he some Taftlike statesman, pa, Or mental heavy weight 3W Oh, me he's not so very broad, N01- yet so very tall; But man is measured by his wad: Thus John D beats us all. h 124 h. Dri Young Laxtt'yeriivwiere did the duke kiss you? Clara Pretty PlaintiffeOn the mouth, sir. Dr, Young LawyereNo, 110! You don't understand. I mean, where were you? Clara Pretty Plaintiff thlushiugj e111 his arms, sir. UNEXPECTED. The man who talked and the man Who toiled Began two tasks one day ; And the man who toiled, when the darkness fell, Had his work all cleared away. And he gloated oier the man Who talked ; But alas for the man Who worked! Next day they gave him the task to do That the other man had shirked. A farmer once called his cow ttZephyrf She seemed such an ambiable hephyr. When the farmer dreW'near, She kicked off his ear, And now the 01d farmeris much dcphyr. A little green Freshman, in a green little way, Mixed some chemicals up just for fun one day. The little green grasses now tenderly wave Oier the green little Freshmanis green little grave. Beneath this stone our baby lays He neither cries nor holierse He lived just one and twenty days, And cost us forty dollars,