Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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A jolly young chemistry tough While mixing a compound of stuff, Dropped a match in a vial, And after a while They found his front teeth and one cuff. Seniors born for great things, Freshmen born for small; Juniors not recordede Why were they born at all? What would she In say if she days saw girls 1 0 ng today with ago On skirts the six; clutched ties: you so tight- know. when 1y they G r a n d m a a 1 I went walkingr look 5 h e h e 1 c1 this her skirts so. Way? By a recent experiment it has been found that potas- sium iodide unites with sulphur tunder pressureL with the following reaction: K I- 1 -2 S-KISS Care should be taken to perform the experiment in the dark, as some of the material is explosive and the reaction is very violent. The meat we had last night, remarked the new boarder, ttwaa Overdonef' Well, it wonft be tonight, replied the old stagcr. nThink not P HSure. It,11 be done over.U tYes, 1165 living in Kentucky now, and he says 1165 delightcr 3, Huh! living in Kentucky. ttYou dOIft understand, he means hejs glad hets llvmg. I can't imagine anybody being delighted over n Doctor tinquiring of boy who had swallowed pennyt- How is the little boy today? Anxious MotherkNo change, yet. Herets where I lose ground, said the tramp, as he stepped into the bathtub. Lives there a man with soul so dead Who never to himself hath said, As he aimed at the tack and Missed the head. era! 1...! ! le! ! ! !-? Rejected t'Dukett-JtWell, I may be poor, but I once rode around in a carriage.u Sy111pathetic Claraet'Yes, when your mother pushed itf' The University of O. C. D. S. illustrated: First year emA Comedy of Errors. Second yearettMuch ado about Nothing. Senior yearettAllts Well That Ends Well.h

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WILLARD TO HIS QUEEN. hTwas summer time upon the beach, She strolled alonehher name was Lou. When smilingly he tipped his hat And then she knew by manner that Of girls he once had had a few, They loved each other in the drink, They loved each other on the shore, While silently she wove her net And vowkl sheyd ne1er let him forget, He Whispered to himself: hThere's moref That winten wed, she ruled the roost He 10ved her thus to let her do, And then he knew that thd he'd caught her Where he'd met her by the water, There, too, he'd met his water-Lou! FOUR EPITAPHS. Deep wisdom-swelled head, Brain fever-heh dead. hThe Senior? False fair onehhope Hod, Heart broken-heys dead. The Junior. Went skatinghhis said, Ice hit himhhehs dead. hThe Sophomore. Milk famineanot fed, Starvationhhehs dead. i:The Freshman? 9 COLLEGE DEFINITIONS. Commencement;'l'hc end. SeniorhOne who rides a pony in the race for sheep skins. PonyhA beast of burden used by students when traveling in unexplored lands. Fhmk-A process of changing from a three to a four years' course. TO OUR MERCHANTS. We don,t want to buy your dry goods, We donyt like you any more, Yorfll be sorry when you see us Going to some other store. You canht sell us any sweaters, Four-in-hands, or other fads, VYe don't want to trade at your store, If you wonft give us your ads. Sing a song of street cars, Seats all full mit chaps, Four and twenty ladies Hanging by der straps, V611 der door was opened Der men began to read All der advertisements About new breakfast feed. All der vimmen cussing Hopped from feets t0 feets, Bud der Muscilage Brothers Stuck fast to der seats.

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To shave. your face and brush your hair, And then your Sunday clothes to weare Thatis Preparation And then upon a car to ride, A mile or two to walk besidee Thatis Transportation. And then before the door you smile, And think you'll stay a good long whileh Thatis Expectation. And then you find her not at home--- Thatis thunderation. HORRI BLY HORTICULTURAL. nShe was a peach, and the 'apple' of her father's eye; He resembled an animated iprunef but for her hand did try. Now papa thought they would not make a good tpairj So he handed him a tlemonf and he gave up in despair. ttWhen Willie t0 the circus went To spend his hardeearned pence, His little heart went pittcr-pat, For the excitement was in tcntsT Bradley tto waitery-t'Do you serve lobsters here ? VVaiterehCertainly, sir; sit right down? nDo you love me ?i said the paper bag to the sugar. tTm just wrapped up in youf replied the sugar. You sweet thing! murmured the papei bag. Quoth he, iiYour lips look red tonight? Said she, ttwell, yes, perhaps, 31m, papa, darling, thatis all right, Itis only from the chaps. HHc found his dinner very cold, He kicked with caustic vim, And when he started in to scold, She made it hot for him? HI thought I knew it all, But now I must confess, The more I know I know I know I know I know the less. uHow doth the busy Senior Improve each precious hour? By whispering airy nothings To every college flower? A pretty girl without a mate Alone on the ice; out for a skate; A tDent, pasged by, this girl to win, Stood out 011 the ice where it was thin, Took off his hat; made a low howe There is no ice where the tDeut' is now? uOn each end of the safe they sat in vain regrets; She had been eating onions; and he smoking Cigarrettes.