Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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How to be Popular at College. ERY little has been written upon this subject. Even Young h Stockls wonderful series of ten-cent guides. containing such masterpieces .. as WHow to Make Loveh and How To Be a Carpenterf fail to cover it. By close observa- tion I have tried to discover the main ele- ments which popularize a man at college, and I now present a number of rulesethe outcome of my work. By following these rules anyone can become popular, and as the desire to be recognized and looked up to is strong in us all, I trust my advice will be of great value. Rule 1. Do not study your lessoue If a fellow studies he is likely to be considered a Hmere student? but by indiffer- ence to all college work you get a reckless, devil-may-care halo placed ab0ve your head, and custom respects it. Rule II. Fasten only the bottom button of your coat. This gives 21 blouse effect, and is considered l'the thing by those who know. Rule III. If you End any difficulty in making some of your technic, Drs, Gutzeit, Lindeman and Marshall will be only too glad to help you, Rule IV Take ttthe girlsl' to dances and the theatre, and never look at one of them without a dreamy expression HO of the eyes, When they are by themselves they will discuss you, and the verdict will be l'Isn't he just grandlll Rule V. Never wear your fraternity badge as a scarf pin. They do this at the Cincinnati college, but itls not good taste. Rule VI. In malleting gold for anterior or posterior teeth, always use the elbow massage accompaniment in order that the patient keep his or her mind from the opera- tion. Rule VII. VVheu you treat a fellow to a soda-fountaiu drink, hint to him that you think it t'tame;U This will lead him to believe that you are a cut-up when you get the chance. Rule VIII. Smoke cigarettes. A cork-tipped paper cigar between your fingers adds a ttswaggerll atmosphere to your personality, and this is desirable. Rule IX. If you don't play poker your friends will think you are the ttgoody-goodyti sort, so play poker, If you lose doxft worry-it's papals money. Rule X, Get drunk once in a while just to prove that you are chuck full of manhood. College students reverence the occasional tippler, KRAATZ, ,07.

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