Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

Text from Pages 1 - 156 of the 1907 volume:

To the F aculty and Demonstrators Of the Ohio College of Dental Surgery, whose untiring zeal and faithful service have ever been for the best interests of the Students and the evolution of the Dental profession, we lovingly dedicate this volume. THE EDITORS Pray thee, take care, that talet my book in hand, To read it well; that is to understand. Ben Johnson. o l A xx .- r kx'b c': ALETHIAN IS OUT 0 Q, THE HovW D 71' n. l ' M 22W Y I mem w exw . I E ARE, as you know us all, plain, blunt men. k4 To assume a false modesty in the presen- - hi tation of this volume is not our intention. ' It is with the feeling of satisfaction and triumph rather, that we offer the Students the Sixth Alethian. We have recklessly disregarded precedents and launched forth on new lines. Imperfections there are in the book to be sure, but they are necessary for a proper appreciation of its merits. If you find any- thing really censureable, charge it to the hprintefs devil? He's responsible. We were extremely loath to reveal so many secrets, but we knew our duty and stood up like men and did it. We will never explain, never retract, never apol- ogizeethe work is over--don7t howl. THE EDITORS 1515515 Turn now and see the faces of the unlucky? nine who made this book. GDQDGD DITORS Editor in Chief HARRY H. KRAATZ Literary Editors J. W. SIEGFRIED F. E. L. THOMAS P. A. KRUCKER J. H. WICK Managing Editor LEE C. GREENBURG Business Editors R. R. SHELT H. A. MCLAUGHLIN Art Editor 0. W. NOEL F. L. E. Thomas L. C. Greenburg C W, Noel P. H. Krucker H, H. Kraatz J H. Wick R. Shell: H. M. McLaughlin J. W. Siegfried DENTISTRYeIts Earlier and Later History ENTISTRY is that branch of the healing art, which has for its province the treatment of diseases and lesions of the human teeth and their replacement by substitutes when lost. e civilized nations consider their teeth the most beautiful in their natural color and form, some nations mutilate their teeth by chipping, filing and altering their form, in some cases also staining Mutilation is practiced by certain wild tribes of Africa, New Guinea, Java, and them to conform to their peculiar ideas of beauty. the Tasmanian coast of Australia, and is prompted by fashion, superstition or conformity with religious rites. Filing of front teeth to points is practiced by Abyssinians to increase the savageness of their aspect and terrify their foes. With In Indo-China and Japan, girls have their teeth stained black at the time of marriage. Early HistoryeI-Ierodotis, the Greek historian, tells of the the Malays, filing the teeth is a religious act. attention given to diseases of the teeth as well as of the eye and ear in Egypt. Belzoni and other writers claim to have found in Egyptian tombs artihctal teeth, made of ivory and wood, some of which were mounted upon gold plates. Teeth in mummies are said to have been found filled with gold and a white cement, but of this there is no positive evidence. 10 In 1884., Dr. Van Marter, of Florence, discovered in the museum of Corneto, Italy, skulls exhumed from Etrusean tombs in which Pure gold Wire was wound around natural teeth which indieated that in the spaces between where teeth were lacking, artihciai 0r passibiy human teeth had at some time been thus supported in place. Later HistoryeDuring the eighteenth century, dentistry became a subject of more critical inquiry and thorough investigation. Men of intelligence and education devoted themselves to it exclusively, and, as a result, its advancement in both literary and scientific directions during the nineteenth century has been most marked. This is evidenced by the fact that from 1800 to 1892 there were published in Europe and America some 200 volumes, treating exclusively on the diseases of the teeth. Until the latter part of the eighteenth century any advance in dentistry was confined to Europe, but since then the most rapid advancement has been made in the United States. The hrst dentist practicing in the United States of whom there is any account, Was one Le Maire, who accompanied the Frencn army in 1775-83, then came to this country. Soon after LeMaireis arrival, came an English dentist named WhiElocit. The first native dentist is believed to be John Greenwood, who began practice in New York about 1778. The Ohio College of Dental Surgery g3: HE OHIO COLLEGE OF DENTAL SURGERY was established in Cincinnati in 1845! largely through the eHbrts of the late Dr. James Taylor, its first president. Founded at that time, it became the pioneer of Dentistry in the west, and Was the second College of Dentistry established in the world. Early in its history, the College erected its own building on College street, which it occupied continuously for nearly halfa century, sending out each year men who became pioneers and teachers of Dentistry in this and other countries. It has conferred the degree of Dentistry upon nearly 2,000 persons. In 1895 it was decided the College had outgrown its old quarters, and the school was moved to its present buining on Central avenue and Court street. In 1888 the College was afhliated with the University OF Cincinnati, assuming, in actdition to its old name that of the Dental Department of the University of Cincinnati. The Collegeis co-educational, having in I865 conferred the degree upon the first woman graduated of Dentistry. The College is situated in the center of' a densely peopled city, drawing from a population of more than half a million people for its clinical material. The clinics are made a feature of the College teaching, and the careful supervision which they have received For many years gives an inhrmary practice not surpassed anywhere in the country. The building occupies a prominent corner, ninety by one hundred feet, in a city of the first class, to which a large student population is attracted each year by the reputation of its professional schools. The Ohio Dental College shares in this good reputation and in the preparations and accommodations which are made for these students. Fu- DR. JAMES TAYLOR Founder of the Ohio College of Dental Surgery. College Calendar September 3, Monday, October 2, Tuesday, November 29, Thursday, Christmas recess from Januarygz, Wednesday, May 2, Thursday, May 4., Saturday, May 3, Wednesday; May 9, Thursday, May 10, Friday, September 2, Monday, i m- 1906 Opening of the Fall Clinical Course. Academic year begins. Registration of Students. Thanksgiving Day, a holiday. December 24., 1906; to January 2, 1907. Lectures resume, 8:30 A. M. Second Half Year Begins. Examination ofClinical Work for Prizes. Examination Returns announced to Senior Class. Faculty Supper to Graduating Class. Alumni Association Meeting, IO A. M., Taylor Hall. Commencement at 3 P. M. Opening of the Spring Clinical Course. Opening of the Fall Clinical Course. Faculty of the Ohio College of Dental Surgery J. S. CASSIDY, A. M., M. D., D. 13.5. Professor of Chemistry and Materia Medica. Covington, Ky . H. A. SM1TH, A. M., D. D. 5., Dean 116 Garfield Place Proftssor of Operative Dentistry and Dental Pathology. C. M. WRIGHT, A. M., D. D. S. 434 W Seventh Street Professor of Physiology and Gencral Pathology. WM. KNIGHT, M. D., D. D. S. III Garlield Place Professor of Anatomy and Oral Surgery. GRANT MOLYNEAUX, D. D. S. Cor. Seventh and Elm Professor of Prosthetic Dentistry and Metallurgy. H. T. SMITH, D. D. 5., Secretary 116 Gariield Place Professor of Clinical Operative Dentistry and Orthodontia. T. I. WAY, D. D. 8. Professor of Dental Technirs. College Building FRANK BURGER, D. D. S. Adjunct Professor of Prosthetic Dentistry. College Building Special Lecturers E. 0. SMITH, M. D. The Vindonissa Instructor in Anatomy C. I. KEELY, D. D. S. Lectu Ier on Orthoduntim Hamilton, Ohio L. E. Custer, B. 5,, D. D. S. Lecturer on Dental Elcctricity. Dayton, Ohio 0. L. CAMERON, M, D. A. j. MARKLEY, M. D., D. D. S. 11 W. Ninth StIcet Instructor in Bacteriology. W. Seventh Street Lecturer Infectuous Diseases of the Mouth. . . . THE FACULTY . . . HENRY A. SMITH: A. M., D, D. 8., DEAN. A. M., Miami University, Oxford, Ohio; D. D. 5., Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1858; President American Dental Association, 1882; President National Asso- ciation of Dental Faculties, 1894; Demonstrator Oper- ative and Prosthetic Dentistry, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1860; Professor of Operative Dentistry and Special Pathology, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1879. GRANT MOLYNEAUX, D. D. S. D. D. 8., Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1883; Demon- strator of Prosthetic Dentistry, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, under Professor E Bell, 1883; Demonstrator of Anatomy, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, under Dr. Knight, 1884; Secretary of Ohio State Board of Dental Examiners, 1892; Ex-President Cincinnati Odontological Society; Ex-Prcsideut Ohio State Dental Society; Ex-President Mississippi Valley Dental Society; Professor of Prosthetic Dentistry, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1887. rs WILLIAM KNIGHT, M. DH D. D. S. M, D., Medical College of Ohio, 1876; D. D. 5., Ohio Col- lege of Dental Surgery, 1887; Demonstrator of Anat- omy, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1884-87; mem- ber American Medical Association; member Ohio State Medical Association; member of Cincinnati Academy of Medicine; Professor of Anatomy and Oral Surgery. Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1887. CYRUS MANSFIELD WRIGHT, A. M., D. D. S. B. 5... Miami University, Oxford, Ohio. 1860; A. M. won, oraryL Miami University, 1892; D. D. 8., Ohio C018 lege of Dental Surgery, 1867; one of the live founders of the American Dental Socisty of Europe at the Rigi, Switzerland. 1873; honorary member of the New York Odontological Society. 1876; Ex-President Ohio State Dental Society; Ex-President Mississippi Dental So- ciety; Professor Of Mechanical Dentistry and Metal- lurgy, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1870 to 1872; Profe ssor of General Pathology and Physiology, Ohio College of Dental Surgery. HENRY TOMLINSON SMITH, D. D. S. Graduated Woodward High School, Cincinnati, 1885; A. D. D, 8., Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1888: Demonstrator of Analytical Chemistry, 1890-97; Sec- retary of Faculty. 1890-1902; Professor of Clinical Operative Dentistry, 1895-1902; member of National State and local Dental Societies, JAMES S. CASSIDY, A. M., M. D., D. D. S. M., St. Xaviesz College, Cincinnati, 1893; M. 13.. Washington University Hospital 010w the College of Physicians and Surgeonm, Baltimore, 1871 ; D. D. 8., Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1869; Ex-President Mississippi Valley Dental Association; Ex-President Kentucky State Dental Association; Ex-President Odontological Society- of Cincinnati; Chairman for five years of the Section of Materia Medica and Thera- peutics, American Dental Association; Professor Of Chemistry, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1872; Professor of Chemistry and Materia Medica, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1878. 16 T. IRVING WAY. D. D. S, D. D 8., Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1894; Demon- strator 0f Operative Dentistry, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1894-95 ; appointed Superintendent of Clinic, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1896; Professor of Dental Technics, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1899; President of Cincinnati Odontological Society. 1005-1906. DR. FRANK BURGER. Graduated 1902; member Cincinnati Odontological So- ciety; Demonstrator in Operative Dentisfry, 1902 to 1906; Prosthetic Dentistry, 1906-1907. FRANK BURGER, D D 5. WM KNIGHT, M. D., D. D S. J, S, Cusmv, A. M,, M. D., D, D, S. H. A. SMITH. A M., D D 5., Oral: GRANT Mnuugnux, D' D, S. T. I. WAT, D. D. S, H. T SMH'H, D. D. 5,, .yflftfflfl' C. M.Wuu;HT, AJVIq D. 11 S. i; DEMONSTRATORS E Clinical and Laboratory Department T. I. WAY D. D. 5m FRANK BURGER D. D 8.. Superintendent 0f Clinics and Instructor in Operative In Charge of Prosthetic Clinic and Prosthetic Teclmics. Technic. HARRY MILLER, D. D 9.. SA MUEL N. W iLVNG. D. D. S Dunonsh'ator in Crown and Bridge Work. Demonstrator 0f Prosthetic Dentistry and Teclmics. P. H. WILLIAMS, D. D. 5.. PAUL CASH DY A. B. D. D. S. Demonstrator in Porcelain and Orthodontia. Denlomtraior of Operative Dentistry and Alumhetics. E U. SMITH, M. 13., DAVID STERN, 13. 9., D. D. 3.. Demomtmtor of Anatomy. Demonstrator Analytical Chemistry, S. G. wuxn my D, D. 5,, Demonstrator Operative Dentistry, w? n- unwp H I n. .H n, - . nvxmmg '- r--.-'m'::' 5. G. Walton, 11 D. S. Harv; MiHcr, D. D. 5. Paul Catsidy, A. 13., D. D. 5 D. Stcrn, BA 5., D. D S. SJmLmI Ynung, DV D. S. P. H. Williams, D. D. S. Special Lecturers A.J. MARKLEY, D. D. S , M. D. 0, L, CAMERON, M. D. SYPHILULMA' BAL'TERIUI nm' .2 . . ' .mmx' L: 0 SMITH, M, r1 ANA'mw L. F. CUSTER, B S , D. D. 5. C. . KEELY, D, D. 5 APPLIED ELECTRK'JH I OH numm'rm -20- N ROOM CEPIIU RE PATIENTS 21 22 PATIENT$ OPERATING ROOMS. SENIOR Motto; HTCMG Quam Virlerc. ' Colors; Vrimsnn and Whitc. Fiuzwr: Red Carnation. lels; Rip I'm up! Tea? 'em up! Left and right! Srlliwrd Smuhl'a! Rah! Rah! Rah.r Pick 'em up! 81113511 Cm up! Ewryihing in sight! Neither Medicqf Neither 1,;m I Who are we? Seven come eleven! Jerk em! Yank 'vm! Hear 'em yeH! O, C,-,D. S , nineteen seven! All the rest can gm t0 11 1! Officers; Usnanxn P ELIAS. Prcsidcnt. JOHN J. Mmmmevh J. D. THOMPSUN, Vice PFCSidmt. WM. P. MDMHAN, CLARA E. STOCK! Secretary-Treasurer. SergeantskatwAn-m. FRFIL S. WOOD, Historian. W. C GOT'I', Class Orator. L. G. RINEHART, Athletic Representative. ALBERT E. BIAVER J. MILLARD BRADLEY ALBERT LG. BEAVER Newport, Kentucky. A E .X Frutt-rnity. Mvmher Fencing Club WIT! 1va Member R. R. Telegm- hhers' Club. 'll7. Wk man may have 110 had habits, but have worse. ,I. MIIJIJARD BRADLEY. Bockley, West Virginia. Member Fencing, Boxing. West Virginia and Grim- uian Clubs, '07? 'W'es, I am the man that wort: corduroys t0 the sta- tion, autl ADDLPH W. BOLTZ, NowporL Kentucky Member Crimnian Club, W17, A few Hashm of silence now and then would im- prove hin'L AMBROSE BUCKINGHAM Loveland. Ohio. Member C'l'ilouian Club, 'UT. Blosscd are the mock. for they shall inherit the earlh. ADOLPH W. BOLT'I. AMBROSE BUCKIN'GHAM W. A. BURDE'I'TE MRSA C. P. CANNON V. A BUHDETTE, Burdette. West Virginia. Mvmlmr Cz'itonian. Boxing and stt Virginia Clubs, 'UT. Every one of us shall give an account of himself. MRS. C. P. CANON. Reading; Ohio. Member Critonian and 00- Ed Clubs! '07. . T1'uth is simple. requir- ing; neither study nor art. 7.6 XVYNNE L. BIXBY, Clarendon. Vermont. q: 52 Fraternity. Member Football Team. '0 1 was just about Lo do it! S. VIRGIL COMPTON, XVilliumstown W. Va. E LII 6p F1':1.11,-rnity. Member West Virginia Club, '07. He looks as if he had been rubbed down wit h sandpaper. H'YNNE L, BIXBY 5 VIRGIL COMPTON HARRY M, CRAWFORD Hmmkshurg. Indiana. q; :2 Fmtwrniiy. Member Football Team. '07. Honorable Mention Pros- Ihen'v Dentistry. '05 To him nothing is im- possible who is always tll'mming' 01' past pnssibili- rit-sf' HARRY M. CKAXVFORIJ ARTHUR W. DEGNON, Akron. Ohio, E W t1: Fraternity. Member Boxing Club. '07. I am a man that is. I wmr pants! AKFHLK h. UEGNOh VAN B. DALTONV Albany. Kentucky. Membm- Frimnian anrl Fen- cing Clubs. 'HTI Silver medal for Operative Dental Tech- mes m. Honorable Mun- rion in Prosthetic Domisrry, 11:3 and 'IH'.. 'Tirp burns only when we are muar ir, Iml a beautiful face burns and inHamvs though at a distance? JOSEPH J DEVINE. ChI-lsyslmwl. Mass. M e ml 11 o r Masonic Club Member Crironian Club, '07 Braamy without viriue, is lilm a fimve-r without new rumv. AN l5. DALTON .IOSISPHJ.1JI;VINE DAVI D ED WARDSL Cincinnati, Ohio. Member Critonian and F911- cing Clubs, ,0? Baseball Club, W15. '06, W37. His month's like a mongr- Trap, And works upon springs. Ho Opens it often. And says funny things. DAVID EDWARDS JOHN EATON, Huntington, W. Va. A E .X Fmtvrnity. H1'gh houses are gener- ally empty in tho upper slux'y. iLongfellow. JOHN EATON ' SOLON EAGLESONV Calhoun, Illinois. M e m b e 1' Critonian and Baseball Clubs, '07. Silver Medal for best attainment in Prosthetic Dental Tech- nics, '05. Honorable Meu- tion in Operative Dental T C c h n i cs, '05. Honorable Mention Prosthetic Dentisr n'y, W5. Every one is a moon. and has a rlarlc side which he nf'Vt'l' shows. OSBORNE P. ELIAS, Wellstou. Ohio. 5 KI! cb Fmtvrnity. President Masonic Club. President of Senior Class. Manager of Baseball Club, '07. His speech WAS like a tangled Chain inothing im- nnirerl, but all disarmlered. 501 ON EAGLHSON OSBORNE FA ELIAS LEE LX hKEhNBUKU H ILLIAM F. HOSHOKN LEE F. HREICNBURG, Cincinnati, Ohiu E x1: 4; Fraternity. Member Bageball Club, 'HT. 1511 s i n. e- s 5 Manager and 'I'reasurer Alethian, '07. SJII1E' people are gnodi Others are never found out. WILLIAM F. GOSHORN. Charleston. W Va. I11 X2 Fraternity. M e m b e 1- W93: Virginia Huh, '07. HP was a plain. every- day kind of a jomx. con- snmptiveAlooking. but, In! 29 WILBFJRT C. GORIES, Mt. Healthy, Ohin A E .X FrulPrnity. Srnckhnldor' at the Slandard. WILLARD C. GOTT, Cincinnati, Ohio, A S A Fraternity. Honorable Mention for best general examinations. TIE mm '06. Class Orator. 'UT. Noise proves. nothing: aften a hen that. has merely laid an egg cackles as if she: hall laid an asteroid. WILBEKT C, EJURIES W ll.l,ARD L'. hO'I'T EARLE S. GREENFIELD. Rlanchester. Ohio. .X 3 A Fraternity. He was created just the same as other people. MARLE 54 GKEENFIEI. M. H. HALL. Cnviugton. Kentucky. Member Critonian Club. Who so findeth a wife. mmcleth a good thing. and ohraineth favor with the Lord. M. H. HALL 30 P, M. HALL Charleston. W. Va. Member West Virginia. Fencing, Boxing and Crito- nian Clubs, WT. HMen are born with two eyes: but with one tongLIE. in order that they should see twice as much as Hwy say. C M. HALL THEO. W HARKINS. Ravenswooml, W. Va. Honorable Mention for best general examinarions, W16. Member XVesf Virginia and Critonian Clubs, '07. One can smile and smile and be a Villain. l'HI-LODORE W. HARKIDA D, STANLEY HILL CHARLES P. KELLEHER D. STANLEY HILL, Calhoun, Illinois. H e m IJ e r Masonic Club, E w rp Fraternity. Honorable mention b e at galleral examinations, Wm. Here. there. everyWhere. CHARLES P, KELLEHER. va Orlgans, Louisiana. E K11 mp Fraternity. Member Football and Fenr ciug Clubs. 'IIT. I tell you whatl like best, Like to jes' get out and rest. And not work at nothin eIso. IJ. I. HEARNS, Lebanon, Kentucky. W D Fraternity. Member Kentucky Club, 'IJS. War. he created, or did he just happen'V .T. LEE KELLY Eaton. 011m M em hrr Critoniau Chlll, 107. One-half Scholarship for best general examina- tions, 115. Honorable Mon- tion Operative Technics, '05. Vice President Of Class in '05. President of Clasq in '06. HNO matter how big we are, we can still be a kid. Original. P. L. KEARBS J. LEE KELLY HARRY H. KRAA'I'Y. ERNEST W. LENT HARRY H, KRAATZ Martin's Ferry. 01110. M e m b e 1' Masonic Club. 111 Q Fraternity. E d i l 0 r-in-Chief Alethian. 'UT, Honorable Mention best general examinations, 1J5. Silver Medal for best dis- section, '05. Honorable Men- tion best general examina- tions, '00. Honorable Men- tion Analytical Chemistry, '06. Your labor is not in vain. ERNEST W LENT. Melvin. Michigan, A I A Fraternity. Him; hair is getting Ihin. P. A. KR UCKER, Hamilton, Ohio. W U Fraternity. Honorable Mention best genera! examinations. ,05. Medal for highest attain- ments Analytical Chemis- try '06, Honorable Mention best gmwral examinations, um. Literary Slaff Alethian, '07. A cunning man and dov- ilish sly! P. A KRUCKER CLAR. J. LINDEMANN, Delphos, Ohio. Member Critonian Club Lite is a jest, And all things show it: He thoughr so once, DUI now he knows it, CLARENCE jAMES LINDEMANN 31 JOHN J. MALONEY, S. D, MARSHALL. Covington, Kentucky. Florence, Kentucky. q: Q Fraternity. Member Basoball and Track Teams, 07. Member Critonian and Fen- cing Clubs, '07. The laborer is worthy of Energ'Y. thou haSL for- llib' hire. gotten me! JOHN J, MALONEY b. D. MARSHALL W. L. MITCHELL, WILLIAM F. MONAHAN. Belleville, W. Va. Cincinnati, Ohio. '1!!! Fraternity. Member of Football Team Member West Virginia Club. and Critonian Cluhj '07. A little learning is a nHe wieldeth the Club dangerous fhingi' SheIt. with the Torce' of an auto- matic mallet. W L. MITCHELL WILLIAM P. MONAHAN PIETRO A. MONDDN FRANK M. PURSELL 2 PIETRO A. MONDON, Piemonte, Italy. Member Critonian Club and Fencing Club, '06 and '07. Honorable Mention for best dissection. '05 Honorable Mention for best general examinations, mm. Honora- ble Mention Prosthetic Dmr tistry. '06. His whiskers are like unto a billygoaL ipm. verbs iv. FRANK M. PURSELL. New Richmond, Ohio. Member Critonian Club Honorable Mention Opera- tive Technics, '05. Honora- ble Mention Prosthetic Denr tistry, '06. Not one of the sawed-off and hammored-down vari- ety? 34 W. F'. PRITCHARD. Newport, Kentucky. Member Critouiau Cluh. Thou rascal, thou fvarful rogue. thou hast been pray- ingV'-Shakespeare. A, M. RAMSEY, Camden, Ohio, E x11 ct: Fraternity. Member Fencing Club ' A man with many ideas.' FL C, PRJTCHARD A. M, RAMSEY F. B. RICHARDS CLARENCE C, thK I F. B. RICHARDS. Dayton, Kentucky. ,3 S A Fraternity, Member Critonian Club. Hence. horrible shadow, tlmu art conmrucred like a march! CLARENCE C, RISK. Lexington. Kentucky. '1! U Fraternity. Member of Track Team, 177. Poroxide iH no friend nt' mineV' 35 LEE H. RINEHART, Weston. West Virginia. 3 4: ID Fraternity. Member West Virginia and Boxing Clubs. Stiff in opinion: always in the wrong, ULENN A ROTIIENBUSH. Hamilton. Ohio. 5 W 4: Fraternity. Member Track Team. '07. Like a candle-alwaw smokes: whon going nut..' LEE G,R1NEHAKT GLENN A. ROTHENBUSH L. ELBERT HOUSE ARTHUR C SH EETS L. ELBERT ROUSE, Union, Kentucky. M e m h e r Masonic Cluh, Member Critonian Club. nTall and spare as a flag pole. ARTHUR U. SHEETS. Midnlernwn, Ohio. A S, A Fraternity. Honorable Mention ProsA thetic Dentistry, '06. Travels with the fll'fll 70f Llnytl. wholesale drugs. 36 ALBERT SCHWARTZ, Cincinnati, Ohio Member Critonian and Fern, Ciug Clubs, Stockh01der of People's. .T. W. SIEGFRIED, Springboro, Ohiu. .X E A Fraternity. Literary Staff Alethian, '07. Vice President 01:15:; in 'm'i. Member Fencing Club Member Baseball Club. 'None of us can have all rhe virtues of a blonde, bur H2 02 helps. ALBERT SCHVVAR'! Z J. W. bJEGFRIIZU CHARLES E SMILEY L, E. SMITH CHARLES E. SMILEY, Wellston, Ohio. M e m b e r MaSOnic Club. E 11: q: Fraternity. Hie has even been known to suppress that grin? h E. SMITH, Gallipolis. Ohio. Member Critonian, Boxing and Fencing Clubs. Then it would talk; but how it would talk! H R. SMITH, Galtipolis, Ohio. A E A Fraternity. Ought to make a. good photographer-he has such a negative 10016 MURRELL A. STEVENS. Canrlor, New Jersey. Member Crilonian and Foot? ball Clubs, '07. He's as shy as a news- paper when referring to its own merits. HA R. SMITH MUKKELL A, b'i'EVEN': CLARA E. STOCK J. DELLLS THOMPSON CLARA E. STOCK, Cincinnati, Ohiu. Secretary of Class in TDD. W . am! '07. Member Crito nian and CniEd Clubs. Half Scholarship for best gen- eral eruaminatiom: 1'15. Medal for best general ex- aminations. 'UG. Honorable Mention Analytical Chemis- lry. 'rm. HYou hunch of houdlumsl' -Original. J. DELLIS THOMPSON, Wile Point, Texas, Qt S2 Fraternity. Member Football Team, 'HT. Experience teaches many things. ' 3X F. E. L. THOMAS, Glencoe, Kentucky .1 E A Fraternity. Literary Staff Alethian, '07. Managing Editor AIethian '05. No one can do or be everything. F. E. L THOMAS H. I. 'TIMMERMAN. Batesville, Indiana W 52 Fmturnity. Member Football Team. WT, 'I will fight with him Lm til my eyelids no longer wagI'iShake. H. J. TIMMERMAN FRED S. XYOOD, Bellefontaluu. Ohiu. W U Fraternity. Class Historian in WT. Would that his married life will not be all ClilllHiA kindling 0r splinters? FRED S. WOOD IVAN W. WRIGHT, Rushsylvania. Ohio. W D Fraternity Fencing Club- ,05. An honest man is the noblest work of Godf' IVAN W, WRIGHT Senior History a part Of the student life of the Ohio College Of Dental Surgery. is almost complete iVe have at lact reached that stage in our college life where we can enjoy the result of our labors, and, having endured the stale jokes thrust upon us by our learned superiors, we look forth with something of regret to that event which wit! send us forth, each to seek his fortune in the various pursuits of hfe. XYC all believe that actions speak louder than words, and so, without tiring your minds with a detailed descrip- tion of our achievements, I will merely record the simple facts. It would be inappropriate, and impossible, too, in this place. to measure minutely the. steps in the progress of our class under the leadership of these very efficient officers, and have learned four great lessons: Observe, compare, retiect and record. Four things come not back: ttThe spoken word, the sped arrow, the past life, and the neglected Opportunity. That our arrows have found their marks, that our past life has been one of victory, and that we have neglected 110 Opportunities, the. Class of Nineteen and Six is a witness. And, where we have turned from deeds of Odyssean wile and engaged in open battle, how have we fared? You tell us that the allies were decisively victorious at Waterloo, and we tell you that the Class of Nineteen Hundred and Seven was overwhelmingly victorious in the battles or class rushes between our dignihed Seniors of the 1905 Class. 4.0 The Nineteen Hundred and Six Class, being handicapped in numbers and nerve. were EXCttstd. The next battle of am- importance was the folimvihg year, when we were compelled to show the Class of Nineteen and Eight who their superiors wei'e, and, lastly3 but not least, while in our Senior year, were compelled to show the students of the University of Cincinnati that they await an invitation before coming into our class meetings. Mohamet, in one of those clairvoyant states where the whole panorama of heaven and earth was vividly presented to his view, said prophetically of the Class of Nineteen and Seven, that win the shadow of the sword are fellowships finely formed, and by honor and candor are they nurtured. Surely, if in the shadow of the sword there he struggles and suspicions of struggles; victories, and suspiciom of victories, and losses better than htmdredfOId gain, the fellowship of 1907 should be firmlv cemented! And may that honor and candor which have, perchancei been dimmed but never extin- guished, blaze forth more purely and permanently than tires on vestai altars, and cheerfully illumine the advancing: years! The Claws 0f Nineteen and Seven has always been dis- tinguished for ite perseverance, and for the spirit of deter- mination which has always marked ite; progress. One short term'renmins to complete our college life, and now, as we look forth upon the future that awaits us, let us ever be mindful of our motto, ttEsse Quam Videre,u and may it he as a guiding spirit to hold us together as a solid phalanx united for the honor and glory of good old Nineteen and Seven! FRED. S. WOOD, j07. An Alibi? The Class of I907. appreciating the kindness of Provi- deuve in bestowing- upon them such an overwhelming abun- dance Of brain, brawn and moral virtues, together with a vast amount of worldly goods, all of which has been the cause of :1 growth of almost insane jealnusy in the breasts of the faculty and under classmen. aurL fearing that this aforeeaid envy might be the cause of an attempt to break the last will and testament, which this class is about to make, it resolved to go before a judge of competent jurisdiction and obtain a certificate of itx sanity, a copy of which is hereby attached: CRt HYBAIT COURT. CUPNTY OF HAMILTON, State of Ohio. There came before me and Drs. tfaasitly and Knight. alienists, on this the 13th day of March in the year 1907, the foHOwing-named members of the Class of 1907, tkoit: Hill, Hall, Degnon, Keileher, Bixby, Dalton, Krucken Greenburgt Lent, Rameey, Wright, Elias, Gottt Sheets, Boltz, L. E. Smith, Edwards, Kelly, Burdette, Bradley! Lindeman, Harkiua Compton and Miss Stock, to be ex- amined as to the sanity of said Class. The examination was held of the class individually and collectively, and the following report was filed and judg- ment rendered: Item I-Hill, for introducing to a gullible public patent nostrums. Since the attempt was unsuccessful, Hill declared insane. Item item Item Item ItEm Ite in Item Item Item Item zeDegnon, for inquiring cemeeming a temperance No good dentist should ever be guilty Declared insane. licenSe. of such :1 misdemeanor. geljixby, for being so curious to transpiring at the Emery. Declared sane. NOTE-Teqtimony suppressedj 4eDalton, for always remarking: thet ter g0 horse- pistoliif ! Since no good cause can be found for such exclamations, declared insane. 3eGreenburg, declared insane without examination. GeLent, for expming a skeleton to public view, and Declared tee things NED. abandoning same at a crucial moment. insane. 7--R0use, Mondon, Devine, Bolt: and L. E. Smith texamined in a hodyt, for not voting to take the Prosthetic questions at forty cents each. De- elated parsimonious: bordering on insanity. 8---Kelleher and Goreis, for failing to go to the Psi Omega dance because of their unfit condition. Judgment suspended. 9-Krueker, for having trainees. It is proven that for the previous three years Krueker has been in a trance. Declared insane. IoeRamsey, for growing a hirsute appendage. Evi- dence shows that he has had it removed. De- clared sane. IIiHall. for rooming with Bradley. sane. Declared i11- Item Item Item item I te in Item Item Item Item Item eItem Item Item Item Izelliright, for resigning from the invitation com- mittee after the work was done and before money was collected. Declared insane. I3eElias, for taking Wright's place on the invitation committee after work was done and before money was collected. Declared sane 14eGOtt. for being 50 susceptible to wayward influi ence. Declareclinsane. Isisheets, for constantly giggling. Declared in- sane. I6eSchwai-tz, for constant attendance at Chrisia'. Declared insane. . 17eBuckinghum, for marrying a rich girl. Declared perfectly sane. 18-Siegfriecl, for taking the risk of trying to write funny things. Declared hopelessly insane. Ig-Edwai'ds, for trying to imitate a monkey in a cage. Since the evidence shows it is natural for him to act thusly, declared insane. zoaKelly, for being noisy in lecture. lJudgment suspended, for it is thought that when he grows up he will be of soulnd mind. ztiiilurrlette, for leaving the dark-haired lady on the train. Declared insane. N0 examination as he could Speak Declared 22-Lindeman. only the wordsJ HClara and nStock.u insane. 23eCompt0n, for not outgrowing his youthful ap- pearance, having had three years of city life, De- clared insane. 24-Miss Stock, for attempting to lecture to a bunch of hoodlmns. Declared insane 25-The remaining members of this class are not thought to be insane at all times, and, since no evi- -42 dence has been brought against them, no judg- ment will be rendered. Tn spite of the evidence produced against various mem- bers of this class it is declarel by thie court that the class be competent to make an incontestahle will. H. A. SMITH, Judge Of Court Of Crowbait. ALIIcNISTs-DR. CASSIDY. DR. WRIGHT. XVILLIAM KNIGHT, Bailiff ;t03 Last Will and Testament of the Class of 1907 In the name of the benevolent Father of all, we, the Class of 1907 of the Ohio College of Dental Surgery do make and publish this, our last will and testament. Know ing full well that on account of the undisputed fact that there never has been, and, in all probability, never will be, a class graduate from this school so richly endowed men- tally, physically and morally as we ourselves; recognizing the honor our presence has bestowed upon this school, and having a proper brotherly feeling for those who are to fol- low in our footsteps, and recognizing their natural incom- petency, and wishing to aid and assist them, in order that, when compared to the high standard we have placed before them, that they may not appear entirely insignificant when standing in the light of our reflected gloryi we do. as a whole, give and devise as follows: ltein I-Uur studioumess to deserving under classmen. Item zeOur youthfulness t0 the Freshmen. Item 3-Our morals to the Society for the Suppression of Vice. item 4-JFhe love bestowed upon us by the Faculty t0 the Juniors. Item shOur i-owclyism t0 the next worse classi Item 6-Our love and respect to the Faculty. Item 7hOnr union and con sequent strength, as an example to those who may follow after. 8--Our State Board fears to the junim-s. 9;Our clinical patients to those of us who may stay for spring clinic. IO-TO Professor Way and the demonstrators: our love and thanks. We do, singly and individually, give and devise as followq: Item I;Etlwartls, the curhstone comedian, leaves to Kent his propensities for beingr funny, together with the copyright of all his jokes and gags, Z-Elias t0 Thornton, the task of appointing a satis- factory invitation committee. 3hBradley leaves to Workman his pompadour tthe copyright is includedl. 4whliss Stock leaves her brilliancy to the girl in the Junior class who needs it most. Also, sixty- scvcn invitations to the whole junior Class. Item Item Item Item Item Item Item s-Mondon leaves chin whiakcrs to Wells, the goat. Item 6-Devine leaves hi: hahcrdashery to 13ch the portal: Item 7hR0use leaves his hunting coat to any Junior who will accept it. ShEaton leaves his dates. and all things supple- mentary thereto, to Kinsley. g-Greenhui'g leaves his ventriloquist powers to the Junior who will occupy N0. 41 in Hall 13. IoiPursell leaves his chew to Martin tthis will cause some jealousy, hut lllartin deserves i0. IIhGreentield leaves his forclocks to Noel. IQhVVright, Thomas and Greenburg leave their names-off the invitations. i3-Brzulley leaves Hessatf to Faculty. I4hBurdette leaves his rubber-dam weights to Walton. Item Item Item Item Item Item Item 4-3 Item ighMi-x. Cannon lcavcs titliwual to Miss Hilde- brand. tllaybin please noticeJ ltem milloltz. thc recantem', leaves to lleagle, log, all hit storicq, and copyrights thereto, providing- that Beagle has them filtered, 17-Alitchell leaves all the dancing academies tn ll'ick. 187lx'elly leavex Peoples Theater t0 hllcClung. Ig-Thompson leaves the College of Music to Falbush. ZO-Kruckier and Rothenbush leave the C., H. sh D. Railroad t0 Kellar. glhRisk leaves his private practice to Buddyf Item item item ltem Item Item athlarshall leaves all his agricultural mannerismx to Purdy. ltem 237Kraatz leavex' hi5 hirsute appendage t0 Thomlr son, '08. We hereby nominate and appoint Professor T. l. Way executor of this our last will and testament hereby author- izing and empowering him to compromise, adjust and dis- charge, in such manner am he may deem pmpcr. the debts iming or due UR. XYe desire that no appraisement and m sale he made of our personal property lED. NOTEF-lt has been hard enough trying to give it awayl. and that the Court of mebait direct the omission, in purrx'uance of the statute. XYe do hereby revoke all former wills made by us. In testimony whereof we have hereby set our hand, this 9th clay of May, in the year 1907. l5igtiecl.l CLASS OF NINETEEN SEVEN, OHIO COLLEGE OF DENDAL SURGERY, Pcr JACK SIEGFRIED. Signed by said Class of 1907 as their last will and testa- ment. in our presence, ancl signed by us in their presence. FRANK BERGER, H. T. SMITH, Witnesses. THUREL HICKS, Attorney at Law. As Seen in a Vision Ol I am not a soothsayer; neither am I a prophet! To me the black arts are mysteries, while the science of necromancy is as a closed book. But. withal, I am possessed of a faculty peculiar to myself-zL power which has been the source of wonder from those who have witnessed its action and which has, as yet, never been sat- isfactorily explained! While not mystical, yet it is beyond my ken! Well do I remember the first time I became conscious of it! The Class was assembled in Hall H. The dean was engrossed in a disquisition on pericemeiititis. I was all in- terest! Suddenly I became conscious of a peculiar tingling in my fingers and toes. It spread and grew in force until my whole frame quivered. A feeling of numb ness overcame me, and thenethey tell me I swoonedl I clonlt know l All I remember is that I seemed transposed into another worldedifferent scenes, different faces, every- thing different! Little clid I them realize that I was look- ing twenty years into the future! Nor coulcl I at that time comprehend the meaning of it all! I do not, as yet. enjoy a complete understanding of this mysterious influ- ence, but experience has shown me that the accuracy of my visions is beyond dispute. It is not within my province to tell you what this power is, or why it obtainsibut my lingers are a-tingle! I feel Yes, I am gomg, gomg! numb! My eyes are heavy! A desert isle is spread before my vision! The verdure i5 tropicalrithe scenery beautiful l Numerous human be- ings run to and fro: all clad in the conventional garb of the Pacihc Islander. A tlignihecl, erect figure attracts my at- tention chieBy on account of a noticeable baldness. I look Closer. Van it be? Yes; it must he! Who would have thought it? Elias, our President! our ban vit'ante! To think that he. of all the class, should seek such a place to practice! But I read his story in his features. A tale of disappointed affection, a paen of unreasonable State Boards, a lyric of self-remmciation, a story of a mis-spent life. But not quite so! For behind him I see the figure of a woman. The hgure, I say, for the face is Smiley's. Kind, gallant, loyal Smiley! Rather than see Elias deserted he renounccs all kin, and follmvs him! As the figure ap- proaches it taps Osborne on the shoulder, and, in a familiar voice, says: llWake up, you old nut! Lizzie is waiting for you in the kitchen ! A glow more than human lights up Eliasl features: and, with awakened memories of an al- most forgotten past, he turns and walks from my vision. 44- A Texas town lies before me. see a sign: nJ. Dellis Thompson, Dentist. Familiar, you say! Yes, and not For, as I approach, I behold the en- tire front of the building covered in the characteristic ad- vertising manner, but, around and over all, I see a perfect meshwork of Gibson Heads,H ltChristy Girls, ItPsi Omega Marches, etc. spection, I pass on. Upon the main street I Not being in a mood for retro; The scene shifts to a little country schoolhouse. Tow, headed urchins fill the seatst Silence reigns in that little room! Even the teacher is silent! Something in that Stately poise, that dignified manner, suggests Miss Stock. I look closer. Yes, it is she! But, wait! While I watch her She rises, faces the school, and, in a voice and with a manner suggestive of 1907 class meetings, addresses those poor: innocent scholars! Addresses themJI say! But with such a volume of dignihed language, such a storm of veiled sarcasm, such a spasm of Vituperative wrath, as brings teare of remembrance to my eyes! It can and does remind me Of only one eventea certain class meeting! Her wrath is awful to behold; her every action suggestS unbridled passion I But, in the midst of that awful tirade, the door opens and in stepseycs, it certainly is the Dukel And what a transformation in the teacher! The awful words die upon her lipseher whole being seems transw posed! With a cry of joy, and in the characteristic man- ner which I had often seen at college Clara runs to meet him, and welcomes her long-lost Duke! I will not attempt to describe this meeting. Words fail me! I leave you to infer the rest of this beautiful picture! My eager eyes fall upon the office of the Scrmgambiari Gmaitc. Seated upon a high soap box, wearing that look of supreme importance and satished self-content which we all knew so well, I see Kraatz, the former editor-in-chief of The Alvthimz. Around him, occupying positions of lesser 45 prominence, are grouped Greenburg, Thomas, Siegfried and Krucker. Greenburg clutches in his childish fist a bunch of Lmreceipted bills, while the other three are only too glad to be alive! The poor staff! My heart yearns for them. But why this unwelcome picture? Simply a tale of offended Seniors, unappreciative under-classmcn. unrelenting advertisers and unreasonable Government au- thorities, all resulting in the removal of Thy Alctlriau 0f- iices to far-off Africa, there to publish the yellow sheet in peace and quiet. I see the streets of a large city. A political procession is passing Here and there I notice banners and illumi- nated signs beating Such inscriptions: ttDown With the Gang! HOut With the Grafterslh This seems interest- ing. But another and larger banner approaches. I read: HThe Cause of Good Citizenship Must Triumph! Green- burg, Thomas and Wright Must Be Deposed! That is enough. My poor overburdened brain is filled with recol- lections. To think that our clearly beloved and highly praised invitation committee should have chosen such a and, as our future! But the ways' of man are devious: paths in college, so are our walks in after life. A country fair is in progress. Something about a large, gaudy tent attracts my attention. As I look a figure emerges from it, and, in a strangely familiar voice, I hear Dave Edwards sing: ttCome 011, boys! Bring your girla and cousins, For here you get tintypes twenty-hve cents a dozen ! From the innermost recesses of the tent I hear the welle known voice of Kid Kelley yell: ttSay, Dave, take it easy! IVe've made enough tO-day ! As for the remain- ing member of our faithful picture committee, I am told that Crawford has retired on a competence to Norwood, there to live in peace and happium with his beloved Cara. A Salvation Army barracks stands revealed before me. A meeting is in progress. A famous spell binder is atl- dressing the assembled multitude. On account Of the vast size of the auditorium hi9 figure is rather indistinct! Dtut that voice! I coulcl recognize it anywhere! And those words 1 Those beautyelaclen metaphors, those soul-stirring appeals, those irresistible phrases, those awful climaxese surely they could emanate from but one person! And so they do! For that speaker is Willard Gott, our most ex- alted class orator. I always felt him to be destined for higher and better things: than dentistry, but never expected to see him in this particular line of. activity My heart yearns for himeaud he certain- ly deserves a better fate! To think that he, of all the class, should have such a future! For I see the engine room of the O. C. D. S. The glare of the furnaces illumi- nates it, and in that glare I perceive our able testator-our own Jackeshoveling coali While I watch him a bell sud- denly rings, and. with weary, dcspondent steps, he hastens t0 amwer the summons of Miss VVarhick. His tale cerr tainly is a sad one. jiltecl by the one he loved, shunned by all hit: friends of brighter days, despondent, and out Of funds: yet loath to leave the scene of his former triumphs, he secures the position of janitor of the old college. And in this he is very successful, for, with the enormous salary which he receives, together with the annual Freshman Thanksgiving turkey, he lives a life of comparative ease, Poor Siegl A Hower born to hush unseen, And waste its sweetness in the desert air. The future of our Historian is much brighter. For, encouraged by the success of his uClass Historyj' Wood forsakes dentistry and launches into the Field of journalism. He is now a popular author, his average annual output of historical novels being something over twenty-three. As for the rest of the class, the least said the better! They are all eking out a mcmotonous existence in their chosen profession. They all have comfortable practices, cozy homes, numerous children. Some of them even retain fohcl recollections of the good old days of 1907, when we, as the Senior Class, Were alike the idols and ideaIs of Doctor Way, the joy of Miss VVarnick, the favorites of the dean, and, ab0ve all, the friends of one another! The vision has passed from me, Familiar scenes, fa- miliar faces, familiar voices. remind me that my trance is ended. My mind is again rational. What I said while in my recent condition is forgotten, and I am as one of you again. But, be that as it may, rest assured that whatever I said or saw is as certain as fate! I stake my reputation on that! You do not believe me? Well, then, let the future Cle- cicle! Time alone can corroborate the accuracy of my visions! But, notwithstanding my hrm belief and implicit COIIFle dence in the accuracy of my visions, I hope, against hope. though tit may be3 that ttthe brightest clays of our past may he the darkest Of our future ll, P. A. KRUCKER, '07. e46: B at- WL uEQ-nmUO Senior Class Alphabet Is for :Hcfh'imt, the book of the day, A work to be proud of. We hope it will stay. 15 for Beaver, and Boltz, and Burdette, And Bradley, whose titles are many, you bet! Is for Compton. our own little DOC. And Crawford, who 50 loves State Boards to knock! Is for Dalton, whose front name is; Van, And Degnon, the cuteilittle Ohio Club man! Is for Elias, Who is our President, And Edwards, whose committee all graft did resent! Is for the fun, and frolic, and fuss, Which the Duke and Miss Stock have fun nished for us! ls for Goshorn, that clear little boy; Gott and Greenburg. the dean's only joy! Is for Harkins, he of big technical terms, The Hallst and Pill Hill, of the medicine firm! Is for It, thatls the Class of '07, For beauty: work and conduct, we certainly deserve heaven! Is for joy, our ladies two! They look good to me ; how about you? Is for Kelley, and Krucker, and 'lPats, Also Kelleher, and we must not forget Kraatz IS, 0f courSel for the HDuke 0f Delphos, Also for 'lLentfl whoVs afraid of the boss! 15 for Foetus, Marshall, Mundon and the cop, Also Mitchell! This bunch, yotfll fmd, is on top! 47 N O waghcammo-u Is for numbers, and ours is hfty-eight, Of whom hftyiseven usually to lecture are late! Is for Ohio, the one Dental College, The place where we ought to receive all our knowledge 1 Is for Pritchar l, and dear little Eve, Who all little grafts is quick to perceive! Is for questions that worry us some, For they at State Board will make. us feel IlbuTn lll Is for Ike. Reinhart! and Fuzzy Ramsey. And Richards, and Risk, all busy as bees! Is for Sheets, Miss Stock, and Siegfried, The Smitlm, and Smiley, who so often 11-. treed! Is for Tim and Thompson, inseparable friends, And Thomas, who before the majority bends l ls for union, of which the class boasts; We're all good friends, in spite of our roasts! Is for live, and then three more like it, Before 011 the ninth we our diplomas can git! Is for Wright, and also for Wood, W'ho ought to he married, and would, if they could! Is the unknown, that before us all lays; May our lives all be happy the rest of our daysl Is for you, kind reader, take heed! Soon ymfll be a Senior, and knowledge you'll need! Is the end, yet the beginning, we pray, Of health, wealth and wisdom for 115 every day! -P A. 1;, .07. W: CLASS Commencement clay is here at last! Long expected to appear! Nought Sevenis history is past, A Class they all did fear! A brief review of events well take Of this mighty Class of N oughty Seven, Whose deeds to the Noughty Eight Appear as thunderbolts from heaven! Far back in the days of nineteen four This favored class put up their stakes The sounds increased to one great roar, While the upper classes did but quake. First on the scene to this great throng Appeared out clean, with face a-glow; His greeting was a loud llHonkl Honklll He saw this class was not so slow. Just to show they meant things sure As a final to a lecture grand, They demolished half the furniture And then proceeded to disband! Once more theylre seated in Hall B, As handsome a Class 215 you could sight ; Some one shouted: One, two three! What a reception for Billy KnightV With white locks streaming. he arose To transfer his wisdom to this crowd. Did he do it, do you suppose? Nay, nay! The class was much too loud! POEM E Who tries it now, so bold, and proud, This haughty class to tame? 'Tis our deanls son l For him a Shroudy Loudly did this class proclaim! Who said: nThe class will be quiet to-day, For they are up against a hill. All one could hear was: Hurrah. for Way 1 Not quite so bold, but undaunted still. The firit year ended, all was well, Freshies they will no longer be ; But, as Juniors now, you still can tell The same old Class, of troubles free. To start the ball they sprang a trap On the Freshies, raw and green; They rushed that Class clear off the map! Nought-Seven reigned supreme! As the year began 50 did it end, This class forever in the lead; No chance for a break, or even a bende Unconquered to their homes they speed! Alas, the Senior year is here, With the State Boards on their headl But on each face we read good cheer ; They never knew the word called lldreadfl So, bow your head, take off your hat! Start them on their way to heaven ; The only wish we leave is that YOLfll be as good as Noughty Seven! -L. C. G., '07. mro-v-wssgm-ww-q 49 Psi Omega F raternity Burger, Frank, 102. Cassidy, Paul, ,03. Bixby, W. L. Crawford, H. M. Gosllorn, XV. F. Kearns, P. L. Turner, J M, Maupin, M. M. Schweimberger, H. M, Robinson, 19. C. McCaughrin, Wm. Kelsey, R. R. Cunningham, N . A. RHO CHAPTER l-inNDlmlw NIISMJJIERS. Miller, Harry, J05. 1907. Kraatz, H. H. Krncker P. A. Marshall. D S. Mitchell, W. 15. Thompson, J. D. 1908. McLaughlim H. F MCCurdy, E. Marlatt, W. F. 1909 Rule, W. F. Pryor, C. E. Banks, J. N. WSO Walton S. 9., '04. VViHiams, F. 1-1., '05. Timmernmn, II. J Risk, C. C. Wright, I. W. Wood; F. S. Kennedy, L7. F. Keller, I. A. Greenwood. G. E. Wick, J. H. Shircliffe, J. H. Lanterbach, F. R. Noel, C. W. i. x. FUWHJifAIWA mi x OllinColkgi' Dvntal Smgi'ly 9T7?! frJIItI?V 153 17 aw u. H, mm 13W row Jim '; Zmnfm .1; nm Hmm, Xi Psi Phi F raternity M U PSILON CHAPTER L. G, Rinehart, Prcm'n'mt. D. S. Hill, Setrcm'ry, S. V. Compton. A. W. Degnon, O. P. EIias. R. P. Mosbaugh. R. E. Barton. C. Snowhergel'. .A. Rfiller. . A. Dustin, WOT: Rip ! Rap! Xi Psi Phi forevermore! 1007. L. C. Greenburg. I'icc-H-midmt. A. M. Ramsey, Treasurer, C. P. Kelleher. G. A. Rothenbnsh. C. E. Smiley. 1908. R. C. Wells. R, M. Graves, U. M. Walton. R. E. Shelton, 1909. A. 13. Thompson, R. M. Brumfield. W. D. Moss. F. A. Hale. F. C. Jackson. YELL, Roar ! Thafs us, every guy! Make a fuss for Xi Psi Phi! Blood and gore ! -52... Aqgub. 4.'u,'w,..g:,..- '9 1;- g .47..7m,zr. ' P I P $1FRA.,.FRMHHJ . 1 3 . . X mo COWCEEPQWW I '- L.?tfgm' n... I m- - '- .- cakKJfflz-r . groggy AW'FW' . 1?.5w-rf9' .51 . ,1.J;J..-.5,,gim -53- 34 Delta Sigma Delta F raternity TAU CHAPTER I907 W C. Gntt, Grand M03190. E. S.Greenfie1d 9rribr A C Sheetq J H Eaton. H. R Smith E W Lent. T. B. Richarda F E. T Thomas W C Goriez A. E. Beaver. J' W Siegfried 1908 B. W. Kinsley, Worthy Masfcr, P LLFalbush J. C. Maybin. A M. Gntzeit E. D. East. 1909 H. D. Morris. H. B. Huffman. 1L 1,! xlawf , fixing. ur 1' ,w?4.-;.m'-.mw , Aiviwy. .1611 : 6271.37,! N W $151110 D xx Diamfr Data rnjl 0121a Coueg'e Dc n; 0va 190 d1 WHO; f7 ' N 311? ,Kfyfkpfzmm v wzld .I'kazw'nnr 7r. 1,, 725.4,:an AIW'I' 1m; Av :4. mwwz ELIAS 8: SMILEY THE DENTISTS Will be at ............ on the. . , . .day of ............ , and remain ...... days, for the practice of dentistry. Will be prepared to do all kinds of dental work, crowns, bridges and artihcial plates. Filling and extracting according to latest methods; comparatively painless. Satinfaction Guaranteed. Examination Free. MEMORAND UM I 16 GARFIELD PLACE, CINCINNATI. Cincinnati, 0., March IL 1907. MR. 1- L. KELLYeDear Sir: Please call at this office and see me about the matter of fees. Yours truly, H. 1 . SMITH WE DOUBT IT When a girlie you have in your chair all alone, And no one to gossip about it, Do you pray a demonstrator your way to roam? Well, maybe you doebut we doubt it! When a sly little hand youirc permitted to seize, With a velvety softness about it; Do you think you would drop it With never a squeeze? Welly maybe you do--but we doubt it! When this same little girl gives one little smile, With wonderful sweetness about it, Do you always remove your arm for awhile? Well, you mightebut we cant help but doubt it! When she starts down the stairs with a glance so coy, Which sure has a meaning behind it, Do you return to your work like a good little boy? Therels nothing lcftebut to doubt it! When this tapering waist is in reach of your arm, With a wonderful plumpness about it, Do you argue the point ltwixt the good and the charm? Maybe you doebut we doubt it! On the following day Doctor Way says to you, Yesterdays roll-call, methinks you missed ith Do you say: Doctor Way, I ducked out with Lou ? Maybe you do-but we doubt it! -L. C. G., 107. Relief for Rheumatism FE ANY ONE afflicted with rheumatism would be happy. could they tind relief from the aches and pains incident to this disease. The Rheumatic Remedy Company. Of Cincinnati, Ohio, sends a formula for making a linimcnt, which will help you, if you saner from this most distressing complaint. Many people have been cured by the use of the Rheumatic Linimeut, and those who had rheumatism, and who found no relief elsewhere, were benefited by its use. We do not sell you a medicine, but for the small sum of fifty cents t 500 we will send you the formula for mak- ing this valuable liniment, which you can make in your own home. or have the druggist put up for you at small cost. It will not only help those who are atHicted with rheumatism, but it is also valuable to use for cuts, bruises, burns, blis- ters, ehilblains, inflammations, insect bites, cold in the chest and headaches. The liniment is intended for external use only. Many people are afflicted with headaches, and relief soon follows its use. Remember, we have no medicine to selleonly the formula for making the liniment, which will be sent to any one sending fifty cents to pay for the same. Full directions for use accompany the formula sent. Every person sending for this formula will agree to hold the same confidential, and not tell any one outside his own family, the formula for making the liniment, Send money or stamps, and return this leaflet when writing. Address RHEUMATIC REMEDY COMPANY, Lock-BOX No. 24, Station N, Cincinnati, Ohio, Investigation developed that the Rheumatic Remedy Company was incorporated as follows: D. STANLEY HILL. ...... President J. LESTER HILL ......... Vice-President D. STANLEY HILI ............. Secretary May all their undertakings be successful J. LESTER HILL. ............ Treasurer D. STANLEY HILLi . . .. . . .Stenographer J. LESTER HILL ............. Bookkeeper In EDITOR'S TOASTS. IIere,s to the Hills, And their remedies grand; May their powders and pills Bring cures to our land! nWOOING A MISS An Original Play, in Four Acts, by L. C. Greenburg, h07. Author of More Than Seventy Successful Productions. The Finest College Drama Ever Published. CAST OF CHARACTERS. Mirandi Scott, a pretty dental student. ...Miss Clara Stock Duke of Nuttyville, suitor for MirandYS hand ........ . .. .C. J. Lindcman Willie Goodboy, trouble maker .............. W. C. Gott Hank Gaunt, soothsayer. . . v . . . . . . . .L. C. Greenburg Jane Hector, jealous of Mirandi ....... Chattie Hildebrand Attorney Jerome, criminal lawyer .......... H. H. Kraatz Ed. Harcourt, city chap ............... .Jack Siegfried C. V. Black, also suitor of Mirandi. . . ...... Dr. Young Will Smith ..... Dr. Miller Fh 1: fC. Bl k. h WWW V ac hubnwmiams TimehMarch: 1907. John Green Miss Nearer . .Miss Spencer h Flower girls. Miss My .Miss Newforth Miss God. . .Miss Beddow 0' What. h ' Villains hired bV the .Arthur Sheets A, Chance. . Duke Of Nuttyhille. Arthur Degnon T0 K111. . . . . .Foet Malouey Spider Jones, second for Duke of Nuttyville. . . .Kid Kelley Lem Harris, secona. for C. V Black. . . . . .Sister Pnrsell Jesse James, talks behind people's backs ......... Hale, hog Equi Libruim, conspiracy destroyer ...... Supt. T. T. Way Bright Eyes, merrymaker ............ . . .Alma Warnick Place-O. C. D. S. SYNOPSIS : Act 1. Clinic of college. Act II. The bakery across the way. Act IIIh Scene I, campus of O. C. D. 5., including parts of Court street and Central avenue; Scene 2, the duel 0n the campus. Act IV. The awakening hscenery same as Act D. N. B.-The audience will please remain seated until after the suicide of the Duke after Act IV. COLORS: Red and Green. FLOWER: Dandelion. MUTTU: Success c-ruwns all effurts. YELL: Bum-a-laca ! Bum-a-laC-a '. Sis boom bah; Pull Hem nut, yank um nut. Any way at all. Crown work, bridge Work. Thatfs our gait; WEJre the Class of nineteen eight. OFFICERS: H. M. THORNTON. President. H. R. GERMANN, er-e President. CHARLOTTE HILDEBRAND, Treasurer. EMMA BEDDOW, Secretary. R. P. Mnsmmm Sergeant at Arms. ?59 Junior! Class, O. C. D. 3361', Charles ................................. Ohio Barton, Ralph E ............................... Ohio Beagle, Alden ............ .. ........... West Virginia Beddow, Miss Emma M. . .. ..... ..... ..... Ohio Brunk, George L. . . ............... . . A ..... Ohio Cain, Elvin R .............................. . . .Ohjo Cleland, Evan F ............................... Ohio East, Ernest D. ........................ . . .Ohiq Eble, CharIes F .............................. Alaska Elder, Clarence G. .. . . ............... . . .Virginia Falbush, Paul A ................ . . . ........... Ohio Germann, Henry E .......................... .Ohio Gewert, Arthur C .............................. Ohio Graves, Robert M. ............... . VVasllington Greenwood, Will R. . . ................. Canada Gutzeit, August M ........................ Kentucky Hall, Alvin ..................... West Virginia Hamilton, Harry W ...................... Kentucky Hermann; John G ............................ Ohio Hicks, Oliver E ..................... West Virginia Hildebrand, Miss Chattie M. ......... , ........ Ohio Hill, Everett W . . . ............. West Virginia Jones, Fred ............................. Illinois KehL Clarence G .............................. Ohio Keller, John A., Jr .............................. Ohio Kennedy, Charles F . , . . ........................ Ohio Kent, Sherman E .......................... Michigan Kinsley, Bert ............................... Indiana McCaughrin, William .................... . .Canada McComb, Jess E ....................... West Virginia S. McCurdy Edward . . ........................... Ohio McLaughlin, Harry A ......................... Ohio Marlatt, Walter F ............................ Ohio Marshall, Hugh ............................. Ohio Martin, Fred R ........... . . . . ..... . . .lndiana Maupin, Malcolm M ....................... Kentucky Maybin, James C. A . . . . ..................... Indiana Mills, Maynard D ........................... '. ,. .Ohio Moelk, Frank H ............................. Indiana Mosbaugh, Robert P ........... . ............. Indiana Newforth, Miss Edith W ........................ Ohio Purdy, John W ......................... .Kentucky WRobinson, Fred C. . . ...................... Ohin wSchweinsberger, Henry ....................... Ohio Shai, Neill E .............. . . ................. Ohio Shelt, Ray R .................................. Ohio Sheltdn, Robert E ............ . . ...... . . . . .. ..Ohio Spencer, Miss Ethel E ......................... Ohio Sprinkle, John S ......................... West Virginia Stoner, David D. .. ................... . ...... Ohio Taylor, Charles F.. . . . , . ............ . . .Pemlsylvania Thompson; Wiley C ..................... West Virginia Thornton, Harry M ............................ Ohio Turner, James M .......................... Kentucky Walton, Dumont ....................... , . . .Kentucky Warren, C. S ............................... Kentucky Wells, Ross CH ............................. Ohio Wick, John H ...................... West Virginia Workman, Lewis S ..................... West Virginia --60u.- ; JUNIOR CLASS 7 i' ' Janiorr Class Historty + N 1905, about the time Of the year when even the trees are nuttyf' we, as a class, entered the portals 0f the Ohio College of Dental Surgery as dcbutmafcs. One year later we again came to its solemn halls, with renewed strength and courage, after a successful summer of lilmshwhacking. Not with the awkward mien and embarrassed appearance of a freshman, but with a triumphant step and lofty car- riage, acquired from our previous year's success. f is true, some were missing, but others were here to take their places, and we are glad to announce the high standard of the class has not been diminished. then we consider that the Junior year is the transi- tional stage, within the epoch of which we are changed from the crude, shapeless and ever-changing mass known as Freshman, to the refined, contoured and finished product called Senior, it may be said that we are indeed succeeding. We already have satellites looming forth in the firms.- ment of dentistry so brightly that they promise some day to be demonstrators. Then, too, the tlnaughtyh nines have been surpressed. Falhush has become a millionaire by selling books. Barton hag acquired the power of motion. Hicks has a perfect record for attendance. Wells still rev ceives a Grays Anatomy daily by mail. He also has had his life insured since Sprinkle clouded up and n'reigned on him. M edical terms are now a piece of ttancient history.h Brunk i3 becoming very Stern. Wick gives Off as much light as usual. 0111' four fair eo-eds are still single. Mar- latt still advocates the use of 1-12 02. Robinsori has taken on a better half, and, from all indications, there is to be another HKeller, the Great. What could be more con- vincing evidence than the above that we are fast taking form for the Hhiseuit baking. Let us hope when the bal- ance is weighed after the tlhnals' that none will be fOLmd wanting, and also that the one who wrote this narrative will be able to exist after its publication. R. P. MUSBAUGHJ Hixrnricm. 62- Freshmen Class Colors: Royal Purple and Old Gold. Flower: Carnation. Motto: W0rk and Winf Yell : Stryclmine, quinine. blood and pus! Zip! Boom! Bah! Zip! Boom! Bah! What the helPs the matter With us? 0. C, D 8.! 11am Rah! Rah! Cuspids, molars, mesials, distals, We are in it all the time! Chisels! engines, forceps, pistols! Dentals! Dentals! 1909! Yank Rem, plug 13m, d0 gem up fine! Web: the class of I909! Officers. R. M. BRUMFIELD .............. President. F. C SNOWBERGER ......... Vice-President. F C. HESS. . . . . . ,Secretary and Treasurer. ALONZO BEAGLE ......... Sergeant-at-Arms. N. A. CUNNINGHAM ............ Historian. .-53 FFeshmen Class R011 Banks, J. Nelson ............ . ............. Virginia Beagle, Alonzo ...................... West Virginia Boyles, Tim M ............................... Ohio Brumfxeld, Richard M. ..................... Indiana Chase: Charles E ................ , .......... New York Conklin, Charles P ......................... ..Indiana Coons, George F ...... . .................... Michigan Cumming, Laurence .......................... Ohio Cunningham, Napoleon A. ...................... Ohio Deans: George R. . . .................. New York De Haast Ira L. .................. . ....... Ohio De Jarnette, John A .................... .Kentucky Dustin, Paul ................................. Ohio Fellerman, Arthur H ........................... Ohio Fisher, Allen M ................................. Ohio Fyfe: William A. M. . . . . . . . . .. . .. ......... Ohio Galbreath, Edgar E .................... .Germany Goodwin, John E ........................ Kentucky Haas, Joseph A. ....... . . ......... Kentucky Hale, Frank A ....................... West Virginia Heck, Hal H. . .................... West Virginia Hefner, Henry S ........................ West Virginia Hess, Fred E ........................... W est Virginia Hill, J, Lester ................................. Illinois Hobin, Elder W .......................... New York Hoskinson, Jeff. C. . . . .. ... .... ............... Ohio Huffman, Herman B ......................... Kentucky Jackson, Fred C ............................. Indiana jenkins, Chester M ..................... West Virginia Kelsey, Ralph R .............................. Ohio Lautarbach, Fred R ..... , .................... Ohio Leeper, William J ...... . ..................... Ohio McCormick, Samuel S ................... Indiana McDowell, Charles S. . . . . . , ............. Ohio Maugold, Anthony J ............... . . . . . . .Ohio Maxey, Clyde N.. . . . .' ...................... Kentucky Meyer, Leonard F ........................... Ohio Miller, Clarence A. . . . . .. .. ................ Ohio Misenhimer, Lester L ...................... California Morris, Harry D ...................... West Virginia Moss, William D ....................... West Virginia Noel, Charles W. . .................. California Ott, Roman L .................................. Ohio Pryor; Cornelius E. ....... . . . . . . . . .Ohio Rule, William F ......................... Ohio Shircliff, James H. . . ...... West Virginia Snowberger, Fred C. ..................... Indiana Stewart, Kelly ......................... West Virginia Stuart, Victor H. . . . ...... . . . . ..... West Virginia Thompson, Arthur B. . . . . .................... Ohio Van Vleck, Stanard B .......... . . XVest Virginia Van Stronder, Math. 0. . .................... Ohio Walford, Albert N ............................ Canada Whlters, LeweIIyn B. . . .................... Ohio Wulfman, Armin E .......................... Indiana --64- H: :l i It 1w; ,9 v. .Q J w... l 15 . 0. ll 1. I Q .:0 01.. In... IL aaw .M 1. S S lulu .111... I H 11K 1 H 0M Y I cl 71. F reshmen Class History S THE youth of ancient times came to Athens to sit at the feet of Socrates and Aristotle, and, by listening to their words of wisdom, gaining knowledge which was to make them leaders teachers of men, so, during the month of Sep- tember, in the year 1906 A. D. tquite a while after Socrates' time: it must be admittetU, came some of the brightest of Americays young men to Cin- cinnati, and there, entering the Ohio College of Dental Surgery, launched themselves upon the first year of the course which was to place them at the head of their chosen profession. With the kindly given words of advice of Professor Knight in his hrst lecture the class was well pre- pared to meet and combat with the trials and tribulations which fall to the lot of the Freshman. The haughty Junior, with his grand and mighty airs, is universally supposed to be classed almost as a Deity by the Freshie, but this year he was pulled from the lofty pinnacle to which his Eights of imagination sometimes carry him, and had to realize the bitter truth-that the Freshman was his equal. For, one day, while the class was attending a lecture by Doctor Bergen the whole Junior class caught one Of the. smaller members of our class in the corridor, and, tying his hands, threw him into the room and theme disappeared! However, a little while later they were heard down in the ante-room, and, upon investigation, it was found that a sign had been erected bearing the inscription: Freshmen Outside? Ten minutes later the Juniors were Outsidet, and the Freshmen occupying the ante-room. On October 23, while the class was attending lecture in Taylor Hall, the Juniors made their annual rush, attempt ing to take possession of the hall and eject the Freshmen. For a half hour the battle waged fast and furious, the Juniors being worked into a frenzy of fear lest they should not succeed in their purpose, for, in that case. they would be scoffed at by the upper classmen and disdainfully by the lower classmen. Their worst fears were realized, and they again tasted the bitterness of defeat. From that time on the Freshman classJ as a whole, and personally, was treated with the great respect due them. Following the custom of years. the class presented to Jimy the faithful old janitor, a turkey for his Thanksgiving dinner. Custom aiso called for a speech from Jim, and he gave it, saying that this was the best class that ever entered the school. As no one ever knew him to tell an untruth, it must be believed! Prepara- tions for the mid-year examinations proceeded vigorously during this time, and every one looked forward to having them over, and enjoying theiChi-istmas vacation. Return- ing after the holidays, the class again set to work with re- newed vigor, and even thoughts of the grewsome dissect- ing room did not dim the ardor which has always been one of the main characteristics of the Class. About this time quite a number of the class seemed to become very much 'tswelled up? but it was not their fault that an epidemic of the mumps went around! The end of the year came at last, and every one looked forward to again being home, but it was with deep regret that we thought of parting from the friends and associations we had made during our one brief school year, even if it was only for a time. NAPOLEON A. CUNNINGHAM. $66- Gruids or Freshmen Facts Hate: Most Name Brain Capacity Occupation Likes Best Beselting Sin Redeeming Vltturc Rescmbles Hutfman Nothlng dglng Janitor Himself The Class Pm Grafting Hus none A spider Head sohd Committee G. R. Deans What? Has none To Best Beagle Never on time Slow, but. sure A statue. N .1 z n w Curing To talk in I . v . . . , m o n 1 I u rheumatism lecture law rybody Stlnginess Does any one know? A prPIm 1 Hess 0h! hush N';Eellhg'?ili,lgd Budweiser lmxbm Anatomy Singing His curley hair Au owl Leeper Unlimited Farming A curbuncle A lemon HIS extracting Works lnh' Mm; 'Wurnlck Perish the Uver m . . - .,. Losing her Huan. been dis- . C. M. McDowell thought Covington LUCUIE Hex mtlul letters covered A phonoglaph Wn1ford Hus 110m. The Mujvstiu Eyrfythlng Egatlsticul Silence gluing Bull Van Shonde: Uh! FudgE Timing thv soil Teclmic No. 11 The truth Just ask Heck Sometimes sober lu'. MuryWulkcr x W. F. Rule A11 $31330 zygggg Miss Wurnltk Fern Huthbun Bmtin Up 2- I A squash Wienerwurst. . Gilbrealh 511! Knocking Limburger, To work Never at College Good faker A whisk broom Sauerkraut , I - H - - The Junior To unswcr roll Likes the 569- His swwt smiling v . Hale Mm E m Spoonmg Girls call x'utnry ncv Joe mm eLH-r . . ., I. - . . . Stewart 290111453;ng Bushu hackino A511. Hun A in Lu: 9 Making eycs He?! marlud D1. 1. 1. xx .u Banks Section hand Miss Wurthwine A practical case Swlplng Teehnic His posing A sardine . . ,, VVorkinir in A diamond r: . , I . -. . H Meyers 00-0 63 0 +04 Brewery comb I VI ItEl Out all night brood natmul A um 10!, Dcel'laas Shows promise Port Miss Spencer To be alone Writing poetry Ask Meyers Shakespeare VII ht I I more Doixw others DirLyBills I Filing sections Hts dancing HAlways first A blow pipe Cmmingham 1 g N 1: i Beagle Not yet ln-lllmg tor 011 A. L. .J. i A. L.0. Uh 3313:3111! Innocent. Handovx ansn lunch senators daugh' T I. k B n H1 If A 11 t1 A m - ' ter at W ne 0 1 ea a 1 mse t. 2 micro . 3 ounces and silver mine Noel Oloud Laundry v.- 57 - The Way It Happened He was born of honest and, therefore, poor parents, on He has never chewed-gexcept the ragVand the IVay 0f the day of his birth. He began to breathe in a feeble. his sarcasm is most sarcastic. indifferent Way soon after, and probably tried to make 3 Though not a sailor. he hag had many Ships in the Way noise in the world. Strange to say, he has been in the of hardshipt 14703; of noise ever since. He could walk When a small boy, and, in a small Way, could carry on a conversation when but twcnty-one, He has always been a hard drinker, drinking sometimes at the spring, but mostly at the hydrant. He lives under his own vine, which is a source of sour grapes to him, but he has no fig tree, and does not care a fig- if he 11.3an! He is still living, but will die on the day of his death, He has never smoked here, but the Way he will smoke unless that momentous: event occurs at night, which is not hereafter is a sin and a shame! an improbable Way! Do you remember this sign at the bottom of the stairs? And how it looked a few minutes later? THIS WAY T I WAY TO THE TO THE CLINIC CLINIC 69--- Ger'mann hckSOn Ruusc Krnntz Huakinmn H2111 Putdy Dcvine Hill, D. S. Maybin Elia: Smiley Hale Dr. William: Hill, J. L, Ban Wick O. C. D. S. OSTEOLOGY QUIZ CLUB M. O. VAN STRONDER. President. N. A. CUNNINGHAM. Secretary. Van Stronder Noel Thompson Miller Erumfmld Cunningham Snowbergcr Ethel Spencer Clara Stock Emma Bcddow Ethel Newfurth Mrs. Canon Charlutrc Hildebrand WEST VIRGINIA CLUB L. G. RIXICIHR'I', ....... . . . . ....... . 1 ,Prcsidcnt. 5111311111 11. VAN 131,11in . . . . . . .Hccrctzu'y and Treasurelz joHN H. XYICKH ...................... YiCG-Prceidcnt. T. Bmoua . . . . . . , . . . . . . . , . . .Sergeanbat-Arnu, J, M, Bradley, T. XV. Harkins. XV. C. 1110111135011. XYm, D, Mesa. W'. A. Burdette W'm. L Mitchell. F. A. Half: I H. Shirdifi S. V. Compton, Alden Beagle. H. S. Hefner. K. A. Stewart. W'm. F, Goshom. O. E Hicksx C, M, Jenkins, C. G. Elder. C. M. Hall. I. S Sprinkle. H. D. Morris. JFrmbmen Enast to 07 O. C. D. 8. sends out her best When the Seniors go out this year; They're right, all right, they've stood the test. And have won their title clear. They proudly soar in dental lore. Their minds are full of knowledge, Their hearts are true clear to the core, These boys from the Dental College! The perfect, gentlemanly grace Pervades their actions everywhere, And, from an honest, open face. There beam: a greeting and a cheer. They have a history all their own, Their epoch has been a brilliant one; The brightest yet that has been known- Equalld, perhaPSgsurpassyd by none! ne Theylve made their mark high on the wall. They know it, too. and point With pride ; They deserve, honor, one and all-w They're hoating out high on the tide! Their college life will soon be oler, Each will hie in separate ways, As they part at the college door And leave behind their college days. And, parting, each will have in mind A memlry as a token Of happy days they left behind, Before their loving class was broken. Three cheers for the Class Of Nineteen Sevenl They will never be with us again! 'Rah, hurrah! Godspeed and heaven, These are the wishes of we Freshmen, 4. E. GOODWIN. ood hilaren's zlub I, D, Tnmrrsnx, President. JACK EATOV, ViceiPresident. W C. GOTT, Secretary. t H Khlorary Mcmbcrc; O. P Elias. Gories. Greenheld. East, Kin sley. Schwartz, Pursell Hale. Smiley. Kelleher, Brumfleld. Pritchard. Noel. 9 9 ? I I I Born 1492611not dead yet. Introduc ibn unnecessary, HGet an order! HNo; I have no soap! ttltts so sweet of you I't H'oaft you give me a nickel to buy flowers for the bakery ?h ttDon't know if you have any mail 01' not, I havent read the postals yet. nMy teeth are not aftected with Pyorrhoea. ought to eat grape fruit 1 Do you believe in the transmigration of souls? Delft take that cement from the desk V KtDid you ever try olive oil for your complexion? Oh, you 75 '9 9 9 WVhrJ's going- to tvpewrite your thesis? I'll do it for one dollary UVhose new pronunciations are these? Half-uttHofff' Cement-ttSee-mentf' EconomicaltttEck-onomiczd.' Rubber Clothw-tthbber cloth? Posterior-HttPothtewion? Anteriorhtantewiu.H HI just dearly love Shakespeare ! tEDITOfVS NOTE Congratulations to you, Mr. Shakespeare, that you are not livingj x+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++e++e+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++u +++++++h+++h I+++ ELL, well! Here is my old friend and college chum 1 exclaimed Doctor Anderson, a hand- some and distinguishedilooking gentleman, who, wandering through the spacious corri- dors 0f the Electric Inn, espied a classmate of many years ago, when the Ohio College Of Dental Surgery was still occupying its old home on Court and Central avenue, hThere are many changes since we last visited our alma mateh't said Doctor Anderson, as he clasped the hand of Doctor Benson in an extremely warm embrace. tit just flew over from New York this morning, said Doctor Anderson: as he pointed to an immense fiying ma.- chine, which was resting in the courtyard, together with a number of other machines of similar construction. HI use my individual wings on small trips, and, of course, we have them on our large air ship, in case Of an accident in mid air, but we have never found any use for them since aerial navigation has become so complete. We are not troubled with rain, for we soar above the clouds. Ezntisstry in the year 2000 ++++++++++++F+++++++e+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++4+++++++++++++++++++++++ 76 x+++++++++++++++ The dust does not bother us, for we are miles above ity and. as for temperature, one goes so fast, and can be protected from all draughts, that I wonder how our forefathers ever got along with the slow railroad trains, which could not go from New York to Chicago in less than seventeen hours, and then trains going in opposite directions were eternally trying to run over the same track. tIVVreeks in airships are entirely unknown, frOm the fact that a ship bound in one direction takes a certain latitude, while one bound in another direction takes a different lati- tude? You came over to attend the alumni meeting of 01d 0. C. D. 8., I euppose?'t asked Dr. Anderson, as he finished his long discourse on aerial navigation. HYesf replied Doctor Benson. qt has been some years since I attended a meeting, and I feel strangely out of place with all these new creations? HWell, said Doctor Anderson, I have not attended a reunion since the college occupied its new quarters up on the hill, and, ginee most of my New York patients Hew Over to Paris this morning to attend the aerial races, I thought I would sail over for the day? llIf you will join me in my room, we can set sail from my window for the college I have several pairs of wings, and can readily supply you. The two men stepped on the moving stair, and in a moment were in the sliding hallway on the fortieth hoor, being carried to the doctor's roomt where the electric door opened at their advance. nThis; cool, fresh breeze of the room is refreshing, said Doctor Anderson dlSince the new system of ventilation, with all windows closed, is perfected, we suffer no more from sleepless nights. You will noticeover there in the corner the graphophone, giving the latest stock quotations from Wall street, and, incidentally, I might say that such a thing as a corner on the market is now unknown. The mechanical pen you see writing on the wall is giving wireless messages from all parts of the world. Hello, there is one from the North Pole! You, of course, know the pole furnishes the diamond supply of the world now 'tYou see that cabinet in the other corner? It will pro- duce the acts of any theater in the world by simply pushing the button attached to the name of the playhouse desired. The cabinet not only produces the sound, but, by looking into it, one can see the stage picture at any point in the play. Another convenience is this filtered and electrically heated water. No more muddy Ohio River water for the Queen City! And these dumb waiters, with their separate buttons for anything one can wish, are a great improve- ment over the bellboys, who were eternally bothering one. llWell, now, if you are ready, Doctor Benson, said Doctor Anderson, as he looked at the former gentleman, who stood as one in a dream, Hwe will set sail from this window. You will notice many changes since you went to college in the old quarters. We now have beautiful grounds up On the hill, with electric fountains, and cool, shady walks under spreading trees, and, best of all, the modern building. HSince transportation has become so simplified the smaller colleges have combined with ours, and now we are daily drawing students from Cleveland and New Orleans. 'lDormitories are unknown, for the student returns to his home each evening in less time than he could have reached Cumminsville formerly. ltYes; we are just in time to see the students arriving from the South. There is an aerial car from Florida, full of would-be dentists, while those living- at Dayton and In- dianapolis usually fly over on their individual wings.H HHow beautiful I exclaimed Doctor Benson, in an ece stacy of pleasure. ltBut, wait until you see the interior Vt cried Doctor An- dersony as. they glided through the opening doors into the Spacious marble halls, where, as in all modern buildings, the Hoor moves with its human freight, and the stairs; slide up and dOwn noiselessly. Let us hrst visit one of the lecture halls,H said Doctor Anderson, as a great door opened before them, and they saw a large room full of attentive students gazing at a screen, on which a moving panorama depicted a hospital operating room, and an Operation in progress for cleft pal- ate, white from a graphophone a voice explained each step of the operation. :lAll is as; real as the operation itself ! exclaimed Doctor Benson. But I would like to see the laboratory7 where the art of tooth making was such a bugbear to me while in college. wwe h'I am sorry to disappoint you ! said Doctor Anderson. nBut, you know, we make no artificial teeth now. Since dentistry has developed into such a science we find it no? necessary for our patients to lose their teeth? HWell, you surely have an extracting room W said Doc- tor Benson, somewhat in dismay. hNo, replied Doctor Anderson, there is no permanent extracting any more. A patient never comes to the ofhce or clinic, except for examination. After the number of .teeth which need attention have been determined the patient returns home, and you send your assistant, with an elec- trical appliance, To extract such teeth as need attention. No pain is feltono inconvenience of sitting in an uncom- fortable chair for half a day at a time 2 The teeth are eleci trically prepared for filling. Nothing but porcelain is used. v-- o Mijl-Fffy-Nrnhi' u: KhJ Unsightly gold is unheard of, and brokcn-backed dentists are a thing of the past, while, with the present manner of tooth filling, the fillings are seldom lost, as was the case formerly, and largely because of the inaccessibility. After the teeth are filled, polished and sterilized your attendant returns to the home of your patient, implants the missing bits of ivory, and you have not suffered and struggled with a distractingly nervous. woman for three or four hours. Just then the deafening sound of my alarm clock, with its unremorseful ringing, which would not cease until 1 had aryscn and turned it off, awoke me from a sound slumber. and, gazing around at the familiar objects Of the room, I took a solmen vow that never again would I eat Welsh rarebit at midnight. IAMES E. E. MORRISON, D. D. S. A Jam Av JIVI-Nh K r! , ffvatrAvA-Ixa- ,hzd x J ,,.z' ,ZVM --79.' Bixby ............................... TVIanager Thompson . . . . , . . . . . . ............ Captain POSITIONS. Eble . . , ................... . . . . ....... Center Maybin ...... . , . . .................... Right Half East.. ..... ...... .............Right Guard McCaughrin .. . ................ ...Right End Barton ................... , . , . .Left Guard Timmerman . . ........................... Left End Stevens .......................... Right Tackle Kelleher .............................. Quarter Back Marlatt ................................. Left Tackle Monahan ................................. Full Back Crawford ............................... Left Half Pryor ................................... Substitute FOOT BALL TEAM mefurd McCaughrin Kcllchcr Marlon TImmcrman LBixby Barton Stevens Monohan Eas: Ehclc Pryor Thompson Maybin -81 nsemnllCcam Elias.. ........ .. ...XI2u1ager RrEcLaughlin . . . ....... . . ........... Captain Marshall, 08. Marshail, '07. Kennedy. McCombs. McCurdy. Turner, Eagleson. Pryor. Maybin. Graves, BASE BALL TEAM FENCING CLUB Sheers Edwards Hall Siegfried RamScy Smith, H. R. Beaver '79'Mundun Ktlichcr Dalton Schwartz Maloncy Bradiey Smith, L. E. - --7 BOXING CLUB -ii ,77 f 7 Smith Sprinkic Muss BrumFlcld Rinelurr, InstruCtur Bmdley Noel Cunningham Degnon Burdcne Snuwbct'ger Millcr Hall Prymr Musbaugh E35 Heck Kant Hoffman Shclrnn Lautcrbagh MLCm-Jy Hefner Banks Risk, Capt. Rolhunbush MJISh'JH McDuwtll Snuwbcl'gtr Noel Mcisenheimcr 86 74+? TELEGRAPHERS CLUB H. Marshal Young jackson Beavel Kennedy Banks 4X74 EDITORSh TOASTS IIereB; t0 the Senior! Herehs to his health! Here's hoping he will Accumulate wealth ! He spent three years in college, Also his dough. HeteB: hoping sincerely He aims far too low! Ilerehs t0 the health of our ROYAL I-UGHNESS, THE DEAN, And may the skin of a gooseberry Be big enough to cover up all his enemies! Heregs to Doctor Way, so firm and bold, VVhds respected by one and all; He means no harm by his ttcallsh 50 Cold; May good luck on him always fall! HereVs t0 the co-eds! They're sweeter far than some; For, while they speak, they use no slang, And chew no chewing gum. I'I'ere'h to Cincinnati, the Queen of the West, A dirty old City, but still nobly blestt For it's here that Fme arts with the frivolous twine. A veritable Dutehland, just Over the Rhine. Its beautiful hilltops and sweet girls the hit, The mud that we drink productive of grit; Her Coney, Lagoon, Chester Park, and the Zoo, Skyscrapers, the tumult and spirit Ht0 dog The kindlicst greeting from all we meet, A good draught of beer every ten or twelve feet; So, let's drink to the shades of the good and the bad, And never forget the fine times we,ve had! ABSOLUTELY TRUE, DOGt ON. IT! Being a short story of Army Life. ERACITYh is a rather fancy name for a dog, but, when the. particular dOg is a large brute, redeheaded and dreamyeeyed, it does not seem so extraordinary. tW'eracity't was the mascot of Company M, Twenty-eighth United States Infantry, Which, in 1900, was stationed at Fort Vancouver, Wash. When the com- pany went to tFrisco, the dog went along, and also embarked on the United States transport nGrantit with the rest of the soldiers. In due time the boat pulled out for Manila, and, during the first twentyiour hours, the rails were Very much in demand. ttVeraeity was as seasick as the rest, and it was a pitiful sight to see him chase up and down the decks, howling mournfully for some one to show him the way home. During his blind and sickly rambling he ran into the pointed end of the anchor, and had his one eye com- pletely torn out. He was taken to the hospital, where the vacant space was filled with cotton and the lids sewed Up. making a rather comical, hut sad, sight. With the-Ioss of the eye dVeraeity seemed to lose the friendship of most of the boys, and soon became a mark at which hardtack was hurled but no one had the heart to kill him. Upon arrival in the Philippine Islands hequickly made himself disliked by the Filipinos on account of his ehieken-steaiing ability, and caused such an uproar among the clear brown brothers that the captain ordered him locked up, After a weelds rest the company left on an eight-day trip to the mountains, taking the dog along. On the third day a ravine of a thousand feet in depth had to be crossed. This was about ten feet wide, and was spanned by a single log. The diabolical plan of getting rid of the dog started somewhere, and the men lined up on both sides of the ra- vine while ttVeraeity', was enticed across. Just as he was on the middle of the 10g he was knocked off, and started on his rapid decline with sickening wails. For fifteen Wit minutes we watched him shoot downward, his yells being no longer audible, when, with a noise like a cannon, he struck the rushing water a, thousand feet below. That deg must have struck the water at a mile-a-miuute gaitL for the water splashed up and nearly drowned a halfmdozen fellows above. With a last look at iTeracityis watery grave the company moved on, and in five days arrived again at their quarters. As they were all seated ion the groundt at their noon meal some one let out a frightened yell, bringing the com- pany to their feet, expecting the enemy, but, instead, there was Veracitytt back in our midst, as big as life! It may sound strange, but stranger still was the fact that during his five dayst looking for the company the dog had com- pletely regained his lost eye, and was as handsome as ever. The cotton had disappeared, and any member of the com- pany stands ready to corroborate this story. Yes, gentle reader, you may shake your head and say ttIncredu- lous Y, but- L. C. GREENBURG, i07. egg-h pants. has been much discussion whether pants are plural or sine gular. PANTS t ANTS are made for men, and not for women. Women are made for men, and not for pants. When a man pants for a woman, and a woman pants for a man, they are. a pair of pants Such pants clonit last! Pants are like mo- lasseSethey arc thinner in hot weather and thicker in cold. Men are often mistaken in Such mistakes are breeches of promise. There Seems to us that When men wear pants it is plural, and, when they don't wear any pants at all, it is singular. Men go on a tear in their pants, and it is all right; When the pants go on a tear it is all wrong. If you want to make pants last, make the coat first. A fat man can not keep up his pants in summer without suspenders, but a dog can. llVVllyldoes a dOg wear It is evident This naturally suggests the query: more clothes in summer than in winter? that in winter he wears a coat, while in the summer he wears a coat, and PANTS! Where Were You WHEN Bradley aqked the origin of catgnt? Rinehart assisted in the operation. Hill was not one of the pikers? Kelleher started to sing? Lindcman led the wooing? Elias wasxft officious? Another man took Smiley's girl to the dance? Crawford wasnite important? Kelley was calleiflidown by Dr. H. A.? Greenburg pracfhhed ventriloquism? Degnon asked ahout Tennesseels temperance license? Thomas was bested by Miss Stock? Siegfried had the mumps? Kraatz passed the West Virginia State Board? Bradley dehned Pewee of the Antrum ? Mitchell said Hall he needed now was treatmentsii? Doctor Way failed to see you? Buckingham took a car in from Madville? Timmerman said held take Indiana State Board? Gories and Schwartz bought the Standard? Mondon spoke English in class? Hale: log, played the baby act? lioltz was chief of police at Newport? Burdettc and Compton lost their clothing? Dalton was looking out Mondon's window? Beaver proposed to the secretaryewhich one? Eaton went to housekeeping? Goshom had the'wrong girl? Kearns met the blonrle at the Emery? Lent got back what he lllent you? Marshall and Malouey grew to life-size? Edwards resigned from the picture committee? Greenfield quit his flashy dressing? Hall and Hall established their relationship? Krucker won the basket ball game? Ramsey decorated the mansion? Wood and Wright annexed the title of 'lRutlians'i? Thompson used Antihhlogistine? Smith made the ltechnicM bridge? Rothenbush got a vacation? Gott went to Blanehester? Nobody got sore, and everybody was pleased with The Aletlm'cm knocks. As We Know Them Kid Kelly. tiHankh Greenburg. itCatgut Bradley. Bill Goshorn. ttIke Rothenbush. uLou MK, Gott. HLiz Stock. DOC Bixby. ttRach Canon. Dukeit Lindeman. HH. 0. G? Smith, itSIeepy Eaton. uP. 1. G? Smith. ttAeonite Mondon. iiBuCk Buckingham, Foetusti Maloney. ttProf? Mitchell. ttGraft Thomas. ttRuntii Degnon. tiFuzzyi' Ramsey. Wahoo Crawford HTexasi' Thompson, hSister PurseiL HPill,' Hill. i'COp', Monahan, uMumps:n Siegfried, 'Whiteyii Kraatz. ttEasy Smiley. Virgin'i Compton. wealdyh Elias. Things That Can What became of Rinehartis money at Latonia races? Did he win? ? ? ? Why Dr, Smith said: 'iWe, as dentists, prefer the chair to the bed, explaining the use of the word Hclinical? Where the Duke got all the money to buy candy for the girls, take the boys to Peoples, and live luxuriously! What made Pursell remark at the Bank Cafe hre: Now, if the New Richmond fire department was here, the fire would be out long ago ! How Bradley cut his mouth? Some one said they heard him remark Hheid fergot heid jes, sharpened his knife when he went ter lick tlf terbaccy Off the blade? Where Gutzeit got onto an narsenic filling Y' Why Shelt became insulted when Greenburg com- mented on his technic, 'tlooks like it was made seven years ago. 91 Not Be Explained What makes Smiley look so downhearted? It is whis- pered that it is love failure! Who wrote the two-act comedy in which Barton, M057 baugh and Degnon starred! It was called iiScratch iEm; Catch iEm l , Did anybody have their band for their bandless Rich- mond completed before Lindeman? How Greenburg felt when the Duke butted-in On his lady friend, causing the hrst-mcntioned party to buy for the crowd ! Why Sheets always walks slowly, and rubbers into the window at the corner of Court and Plum. Who the ladies are that Siegfried manages to meet ac- cidentally in about the same place each evening. Why Krucker made that horrible blunder in the Physie ology Quiz. THINGS THAT CAN NOT BE EXPLAINED-Continued. Whether Thomas, Greenburg and Wright really felt hurt at Clarifs outburst of temper, resulting in the absence of their names from the invitations. Did Wright resign from the committee because he felt slighted by having his name stricken off? What Miss Spencer tried to say when She articulated Rep-pub-liqu-ans. Perhaps it was ttDemocrats. Why Germann hangs around the bridge department so steadily. If Falbush really meant it when, after adjusting the ruhber dam, he syringed out the cavity and told the patient to spit. What Eagleson meant by: tt1 went into Doctor Knightts exam, with gangrene in one pocket and necrosis in the other, but came out with shock and collapse. Who Doctor Way addressed when he said: Where are you attending college nowehere or Indianapolis P Who doeSIft know the attraction up there for that party? What the contents of those thrice-a-wcek letters are that Kraatz treasures so fondly. What sort of combination Siegfried uses on his hair to maintain its wonderful luster and delightful color. Why Smiley quit the minister's daughter and if the sud- den appearance of the bald spot was connected with the above incident. What keeps Kearns away from Sixth and Race. 92 Who put our new secretary on the eligible list for initia- tion to our two most popular clubs, the ztButterseinh and 'tKnockers' Club? Why tears come into Gott's eyes when he hears the 50mg, uGOOd-ByE, Sweet Marie. Why Lindeman studied dentistry. How would oratory have done? Or economics? Or anything else? What became of the money turned into Miss Stock from the Freshmen? '07 dance. Who told Smiley the difference between tuberculosis and consumption, Who said it was the hrst time anything was ever stuck on Crawfordys shape when he sat down on Hy paper! Cruel, very cruel! What Manney meant by hYou cant tell what is liable to turn up, when some one remarked about his pug nose. Why lirucker in his Quiz, speaking of ureters, said: hi guess everybody has thith Herets hoping we havee they!re hard to buy! Where the moisture got through on Boltzts rubber dam. He thought it might have been through the root canal. Where Bixby got his expression: to do that? ttI was just going Who sent Miss VVarnick the ttlemonn postal from In- dianapohs. Where Tire Alefhian got next to so many secrets, and how it comes everybody takes the knocks 50 good-na- turedly. Thefs 01d J07! Freshmenls I. 1,111 not a poet laureate, Ilm not a Yale graduate; But then a word Ild like to say About our school the present day. 2. So, to form the meter with names in roll, llll begin my poety with Charlie Noel, A student vim and full of pluck, T hat Dr. Rule treated on candy, with the best of luck. Now, therels none can say that's won the race, About the sports. of Curmiughmn and Chime; And not an estimation, or even a guess Can be said of the knowledge of Meyers and Hess. But Snawbergev'ls primping fie make all his beauty Can never draw Deans on time for duty, And just a word to Jenkins welll say: tlIn placing teeth, upside down is not the way ! 5. Oh, yes! Beagle and Haley with their hair all in curls, Want to look loving to the Juniorsl girls; ihtt Van Vleck and H ill haven't anything to say; They still love those girls in a dignified way! And Vim Strander and Miller, with. a heart of jealotiSy, Say all the girls are Shilling at Kelsey; But the joke on Thompson! The students saw Him place the upper teeth in the lower jaw. 7. Now, Banks and McDowell, we know without a doubt Love the C ovington girls when therels no one else about: But Bowles and Illcisequ'mCr, two great scouts, Donlt gb in that clirectione-they look for different routes. And our walking vocabulary! We wish to call your at teution ' To R. F. Bmmfield, whom we all wish to mention; But Hefner and Pryor youlre sure to l'llld at home, As the boarding music girls don't allow them to roam. - 93 Poetic Jokes 9. Just a word to Huftmmt. which, we know, he is glad To acknowledge the farmer students are equal with the city lad; For Conklin and Goodwin at their patients never smilee They never say a word-hut stand there all the while. 10. De Imltetm is the only student in our class Who can study without fire and use 3 looking glass. : But M orMLx' and H 196k never use any bOOkSe They pass through the college on both their good looks! I I. But Galbrcafh and Jackson, two married Sportse Donlt care a snap what Stewart reports; For, if therels anything said, or anything done, Slwrcliyic and Harts the tasks will try to shun. 12. Therels LVulfman and Walford, who, we know, are true To the City girls that they lately knew ; But Maxey and Moss, well be safe to say, Are truer yet, for they see them every day! 13. Walters and Leepcr have nothing to tell, Only that M'cComHicfe never studies very well; But H 03725143011, Dustin and LautaybachJ the best of all, Will stand for these jokes, both large and small. 14. I now sincerely hope you'll not think me mean If I close this poetry 0n Verse Fifteen ; But just one fact, that will stand the test: The Juniors and Seniors must say the Freshman Class is the best! I 5. All ill feelings toward 1121's I ask you to shun, For composing this poetry was all in fun, As the president promised not a word from the class Would mar the. author's feelings! - -J. L. DE llAASi Jackson ........................ . . . . . Manager Kelsey . 4 . . , ........................ . Captain Shircliff ........................ . . .. . Coach POSITIONS. Beagle .............. . Center Meyers .......... v ........ . . . . ..... . . .Right Guard Noel ................... . . . . . .. . . . . .Quarter Back Hess ....... . , . . . . . . . . . . . A . ....... Left Guard Brumfleld ........................... . . .Full Back Miller . . . . . . . ........ . . . . ......... Left Tackle Cunningham .. . . .. . . 4 ................. Left Half Rule ... .. . , , . . . ..................... Right End Van Stronder ' ...................... .Right Half Snowberger .......................... .Left End Chase ............... . . ........ .Right Tackle SUBSTITUTES. Hefner. - Thompson. Dc Haas, Hoskinson. FRESHMEN FOOT BALL TEAM 795 Dustin . . . Goodwin . . . De Jarnette . Moss Hale .......... Jenkinks .............. Noel ............................. . .- . .- Manager Van Vleck ................................. Umpire Huffman .......................... Coach ...................... Catche :- ........ Catcher Pitcher ........ , Pitcher ....... Pitcher . . . First Base Deans J ........ Boyles . . . Meisenheimer Heck ..... Marris , . . . Banks 96- , .Sccond Base . . Third Base Shortstop , .Left Field . . .Ceuter Field . . .Right Field FRESHMEN BASE BALL TEAM E CRITONIAN CLUB --- Hall, M. H. Bradley Edwards Rous: Stevens Burdctte Mrs. Canon MisQSmck Harkins Pursell Buckingham Bultz Priwhard Eaglcson Lindaman Dalton Mundnn Schwartz Smith Hall7 C. M. Kelly Malnncy Monahan q93 3C++++t++++++hk++ie+++$h+++++Pbi1rhhla+++++$+++++++++++++++++++++++++++ie++++++++++++++++++++++++ E t 3 A eBosse MADE CLASS PRESIDENT z i +++++++++++t+t++++++++++++++e+++++ett+++t++e$+e++e+++++e+++++++++te++tt++++++tttt++te++e URING your sojourn in college, be it of short or long duration, have you not become famil- iar with a few names and faces to whom you turn instinctively to associate with any prac- tical jokes there may have been perpetrated? Need we mention names? XV'ell, if we tried very hard to impress these two men We might have gott-en green trying! So, here goes: Along about the latter part of August, when the desul- tory days were well in vogue, two men, student-like in ap- pearance, met on the street, shook hands, wept a few tears over each others shoulders, and, sojourning to a nearby 'lrestaurantf seated themselves at a table, ordered two, and, in a very few minutes, were deeply engrossed in their half-whispered conversation. Little did either one of these sun-burned, smiling-facecl yOuths imagine the innocent- looking man nearby was their mutual friend ttheirs and the faculty'sl, Btolz. What a metamorphosis can take place in one single manehow little did this man with hat pulled down over his eyes, collar turned up to his ears teven though it was AugustL paper jammed into his face, look like the one-time few-days' President of the Class of l071 lTwas true, too true, and yet our world-famecl Historian. Williard C, Gott, sayeth, tho lo7 will stoop to conquer! We will leave this third party, to be resurrected in his proper role later in our narrative. These two l'Glsi' fm- ished their Hluneheonf' got up, wept once more on each others shoulders, as did Joseph of old, and departed But these meetings were resumed at intervals during the re- mainder of the summer, and when the day for college ar- rived these men were prominent on the scene with a candi- date for the Senior Class Presidency! Up and down the rooms strutted the two bosses? with the proud and promv ineht candidate, with locked 21mm, between them! Who can this favored candidate be? Head erect, chest far out into space, high stepper, and Where, or, where, have we seen him before? Ahehaea! ,Tis the Duke of Splindeman, in all his glory! By the shrewd, clever and indefatigable work of his two cohorts. each and every man in the Senior Class was duly ap- proached and spiked for the coming election, being spoken to later by the candidate, who was extremely enthusiastic about his platform, which3 as he explained to each man individually, was to this effect: that winning smile! PLAT Ft l RM; I. That all students mmt make their own technic work. and limit the purchase of full solders to two. 2. There would be no grafting nn the pictures or me vitations. 3. Miss Stock would be allowed her own way in every- thing she desired. 4. That he tSplindemanl should be kept in tobacco at all times, both smoking and chewing. 5. That Miss VVarniek should be furnished an escort to all Eeliior dances and doings: on account of her many favors to the class? ? ? 6. That he would show no favoritism, and would be impartial in llAPPOlNTI NG the class officers. Of course, we could see the clever forethought and work of G, and G. in that platform, but, do you wonder, the class. to a man, promised to support this hose slto-be-Presie dent ? Yes, sir ; tola man! After carefully canvassing the class, and seeing there was absolutely no competition, unanimous election being assured, Candidate Limleman, accompanied always by the ttbossesf appeared in our midst with a box of we must admitjl good cigars, very unlike the brand given out in most political campaigns. The school was his, especially the smoking room, and, in response to the wild cheers of his class, he mounted a bench, and, in a few but feeling words, thanked the boys for the honor bestowed upon him. There being no other candidate in the field, the bosses declared him unanimously elected. The cheers and roars were both deafening and heart-renclering! IOI The following clay this self-made President took the Htand, and, I think, said aomething-just what, the writer will give $5.00 to any one who heard. That Class of '07 was surely the most rude and unbehaved class that ever took their seats in college. 01' course, this behavior of the class was very humiliat- ing to the two bosqes, who, immediately after the adjourn- ment, sought out their successful candidate and explained to him how to maintain order. Meanwhile the bosses see verely criticised the class for their untimely conduct. On the following day the President again took the Stand, and, through mediocre order, appointed a Vice-President, Treasurer: Secretary and Editorein-Chief. Here is where the bossee' graftl' came in, as he stuck to his platform of impartiality dividing the offices equally between the two men. We will now resume the thread dropped earlier in the account-ti. PJ the man with the turnedeup collar having overheard the plans in the restaurant. This man, being wholly and absolutely without any sense of humor, and probably having been too late to get a Cigar, took the candi- date Cor, rather, Presidentl aside; and proceeded to demol- ish the carefully planned work of months, thereby causing a premature crisis to the campaign. Any attempt to call a further meeting proved in vain, and Splindeman, becoming disgusted with politics, re- signed, and also tendered the resignation of his ofheers. much to their chagrin, as it was clone without their sane! tion, and left them as outcasts and defeated bosses. It was rumored that George B, Cox tendered each a contract, but they refused. Such is the storyvof the rise and fall of the uProwl Duke the hoss-made President. L, C. GREENBURG, '07. DIDNiT IT IAR YOU WHEN Lindeman was elected President? Greenhurg explained how iicaries terminated ?h Wright resigned from the invitation committee? Hill gave Doctor Knight the pill? StOCk called down the C1355? The cop looked for the man Who dropped the pitcher Rouse appeared in his hunting coat? of water out of the windoweand didn't find him? Kelleher was on time to lecture? Bixby gave the ttanecdotci, for chloral ? Ramsey grew a beard? Pursell got the patent on the towel holder? Rothenbush sported his diamond engagement present? Aeonite became a corrective for chloral hydrate? Miss Warnick forgot toljolly us? Burdette used forceps for rubber-dam weights? NH 1 1 d th h? . t l C 1e 1 warme e benc Germann, Harkms 8; L0. took Charge of the crown and Bixby related what he saw at the Emery? bridge department? The Duke announced his engagement? Doctor Cassidy took us for the Junior Class? Krucker blushed in Physiology Quiz? Doctor H. A. Smith found two sisters in the same Doctor Williams forgot to talk Tricresol? family? Kelley received the name of iiKid ?,i Lent lost the skeleton? Pursell joined the G, C. Club? Kelleher and Gories started to the Psi Omega dance? Edwards said: 'iNot by a jug full ? Smilev foreswore reachers' dau hters? Doctor Knight entered Class with a bone in his hand? ' p g Bradley helped Harkens put in his hlling for West Vire ginia Board? Mondon gave his free-for-all Ethiopian exhibition? Sheets let the lady pay the doctor bill? ... I02 e. SOGIAL FENGTIONS The students of the O. C. D. S. were royally entertained 0n the night of January 24, 1907, by the Masonic Club at Avon Lodge, Avondale. followed by a dance. Address of ufclcomc. . . Piano Solo . , Quartet After a very enjoyable musical and literary programme rcfreshn'lents were served, which was The entertainment consisted of the following selections: .............. O. P. Elias .................. Miss Beddow ................................. Psi Omega Fred. W'OOd. Ivan Wright, Harry McLaughlin. R. Kelsey. Cornet 5010 Piano Solo .. Quartet ..................... James Maybin .............. Miss Willis .......Xsi Psi Phi Lee Rinehart. C. Miller. Lester Meisenheimer, Charles Kelleher, Piano 5010 ..... The Xsi Psi Phi Fraternity gave the opening dance of the college year on November 16, 1906. The affair took place at the mansion, on Walnut Hills, and was a most en- joyable occasion. The hall was elegantly decorated with their colors-lavender and cream. 103 ........................ Miss Beddow The second annual dance of the Psi Omega Fraternity took place at the mansion: on Walnut Hills, February 27, 1907. many out-of-town guests. There was a large attendance, among whom were Doctor Homer Mannom :06, of Huntington, W. Va., led the grand march, and, by the way, every thing went on, the committee in charge left nothing undone to make it one of the most enjoyable of the season. hhhhvhathWhhhhuhhthh JAMES DIXON BORN JULY 28, I847 DIED JANUARY 8, ISO? 3 Thanksgiving Day of 1907 will have a difference from preceding ones that will be very noticeable to lhme who re- 3 member the past. There will again he the 'llhanksgiving turkey 0f honored custom, but our old familiar Jim will not 3 receive it. His honeat smile of delight in the honor done him has been a good memory for many classes. He was 3 our sure directory to save us from embarrassing blunders as Freshmen, and as Juniors: and Seniors we look upon his : going with sorrow. He is. done now; 1907 passes without him. and I908 and g 1909 XYe are glad to he of the classes that knew him and to 110ch him warmly in our hearts. 2 $ wwuwsww wuwwxswasmsxtwwwwwswwo yxxwwsxnnua-Qawwwnwau h 104h EHHPEL HBSENQE From February I to March 2, 1907, an accurate daily record was kept of the attendance at chapel of the instruct- ing corps of the college. May we suggest an assessment of $2 for the benefit of the library on those whose percentage of attendance is below 80. The library is in need of uphtO-date magazineF. PROFESSOR 11.523? $1511.? 132331163? H. A Smith. .. ... 0 30 100 H. T. Smith ........ 3 27 90 :kWright . . . . 9 21 70 Knight ....... .... 2 28 . 93 Burger............. 3 27 90 $Cassidv 7 23 77 $Way ........... TO 20 67 Molyneaux .. . . . . . O 30 100 $Williams .. . . . . 7 23 77 $Miller . . . ........ II 19 63 $Cassidy, J11. .. .. 6 24 80 Young ........... 2 28 93 Walton .......... o 30 100 $These gentlemen will please call and settle with the Treasurer. -.- 195 - W ,- . l a Almzng'ajgyly . . Wt: elk Mottocs: A friend in need is a friend indeed? 'Whatis the Use of Buying VVheu Others Buy P OFFICERS: Chief Bum . . . . . , . . . . .......... PURSELL Conscientious Bummer. . . . ............ H. R. SMITH Assistant Chief ....................... MARTIN, ,08 Parasitical Bummer .................... KINSLEV Second Assistant Chief .................. SIEGFRIED Superior Bummer ...................... SCHWARTZ Uuscmpulous Bummer ......... . . . . . .LINDEMAN Inferior Bummer ......................... DEGNON Fastidious Bummer ............. GREENFIELD Extraordinary Bummer ................... BRADLEY ORDINARY BUM MERS: Barton. Harkins, Gutzeit Lent. Eaton. Maloney. Edwards. Smiley Gott. Mitchell, PROSPECTI VE B U M M ERSI GUM CHEWERSZ Dalton. Edith Spencer. Crawford, Clara Stock, Eagleson. Chattie Hildebrand. Goshorn. Ethel Newforth. Kelley. Miss Beddow. Thomas. Mrs. Canon. 106 M OTTO: May Our Hammcrs NEW Be Idle! CLARA E. STOCK. ....... . ....... President A. W. BOLT: . . .................... Ex-President D K EDw ARDS ................ Corresponding Secretary J M BRADLEY. . . ............ . .First Vice-President T XV HAkKlNS. . N . . . . , . .. . . Treasurer F M. PURSEII . ...... . .Sccond Vice-Pregident W. P. MON AH xN ...................... Corridor Orator H 0110mm Mcmbvm ; Mondon. Hill. Bixby. Mitchell. Hall. Mrs, Canon. Invitation Commirtcc: Edwards. Pursell. Clara Stock, Elias. Bradley. D. Stanley Hill. SPECIAL KNOCKERS FORK Picture Committee : Pursell. Falbush. Thomas. Bixby, Gewert. 107 -P Dress Suits: Miss Stock. Mrs. Canon. Bixby. Mention. Mitchell. Alcthicm Knockers: Miller, Williams. Rouse. Buckingham. Maloney. Kelly. Warmest Warmer .............. Clara Stock. Hugh Marshall. Gutzeit. Rinehart. Lent. Kent. Sprinkle. .- kw vim: u .. j w 171'yw74n' mu IV -V0' 1.2,!!! - 4252:2222?! mm mmw - .. ; y; f -- 751123; -' ! Crawford, Edith Newforth. D. Stanley Hill. Pritchard, F albush. Monahan. .Mnifn: 'this Patient Ts Mine. . . . . MITCHELL Next ............. MAINSTAYS: Wick. Greenwood, Miss Reddow. Chattie Hildebrand. WILLING W ORKERS: Degnon. Mayhin. Timmerman, Beaver. WILLING TO REMOVE SALIVARY DEPOSITS: Eagleson Kinsley 2108- r 4574;! McLaughlin. Ethel Spencer, Eaton. Warren. Hermann, J. D. Thompson, .......... LINDEMAN Shelt. Mrs, Canon, Gories. Wright, Wood. Thornton, .Munoz It Is Better to Butt Than Re Butted. Chief Butter ................ Irrepressible ................. Time-Honored ................ Butfm's by Appaz'zmucnf; Martin. Rothenbush. Purdy. Kelly PurseH. Mitchell. Bradley. Rinehart. Momlon. Timmerman. Steerage Butters: Wick. Manahanx Workman. Shai. K ane. Kent. W, C. Thompson, Degnon. 109 ............. WELLS ............ DEVINE .. xD. STANLEY HILL Sccond-Class Butters: Beagle. Boltz. Elder, Chattie Hildebrand. Eaton. Shclt. F albush, McCurdy. Marlatt. Elias. Extreme Limit ; Greenburg, Thomas. Krucker. Siegfried. Kraatz. How to be Popular at College. ERY little has been written upon this subject. Even Young h Stockls wonderful series of ten-cent guides. containing such masterpieces .. as WHow to Make Loveh and How To Be a Carpenterf fail to cover it. By close observa- tion I have tried to discover the main ele- ments which popularize a man at college, and I now present a number of rulesethe outcome of my work. By following these rules anyone can become popular, and as the desire to be recognized and looked up to is strong in us all, I trust my advice will be of great value. Rule 1. Do not study your lessoue If a fellow studies he is likely to be considered a Hmere student? but by indiffer- ence to all college work you get a reckless, devil-may-care halo placed ab0ve your head, and custom respects it. Rule II. Fasten only the bottom button of your coat. This gives 21 blouse effect, and is considered l'the thing by those who know. Rule III. If you End any difficulty in making some of your technic, Drs, Gutzeit, Lindeman and Marshall will be only too glad to help you, Rule IV Take ttthe girlsl' to dances and the theatre, and never look at one of them without a dreamy expression HO of the eyes, When they are by themselves they will discuss you, and the verdict will be l'Isn't he just grandlll Rule V. Never wear your fraternity badge as a scarf pin. They do this at the Cincinnati college, but itls not good taste. Rule VI. In malleting gold for anterior or posterior teeth, always use the elbow massage accompaniment in order that the patient keep his or her mind from the opera- tion. Rule VII. VVheu you treat a fellow to a soda-fountaiu drink, hint to him that you think it t'tame;U This will lead him to believe that you are a cut-up when you get the chance. Rule VIII. Smoke cigarettes. A cork-tipped paper cigar between your fingers adds a ttswaggerll atmosphere to your personality, and this is desirable. Rule IX. If you don't play poker your friends will think you are the ttgoody-goodyti sort, so play poker, If you lose doxft worry-it's papals money. Rule X, Get drunk once in a while just to prove that you are chuck full of manhood. College students reverence the occasional tippler, KRAATZ, ,07. MATERIA MEDIQA LAT! N NAMI'IsAIATERIA M EDICOSU M. CHEMICAL SYMBOLSWCFQ I7 MEZ3. tNot 019551211, and never will beJ Synonyms-Craniosum Impenetrosum, Antimemorium and Dental Studentsi Delight. Preparation-It is prepared by a complicated process, known to the ancients tHippocrates having first prepared in, but unknown at the present day. This compound be- comes oicl with age and has to be rcdistilled every ten years. Description-It is a hard, amorphous subject, with a pungent odor, very tasteless and remains dry under all conditions. It is insoluble in the cerebro-spinal fluids. It burns readily tthis has been proven by simple methods after state board examsq, but does not support combus- tion or life, except simple life in the twist house. Although it is omnipresent tduring the termy, it is difficult to obtain and more diflicult to keep when it is caught. Dose-Four or five pages twice a week, taken before retiring and upon arising, There is no adjuvant nor cors rective known. Physiological Action :h Externalza It cannot be absorbed by the unbroken skin. It is a Ill caustic. It is disinfectant, as it instantly destroys certain bacteria as the Bacillus hapiigoluckiis, Restococcus and Streptoccoccus dilatorius intercellularis. Internats Digestive Tractslt paralyzes peristaltic movements and diminishes the secretions. It is indigestible and is not acted upon by the gastric or any other juice. Circulation-It is a heart depressant, causing that sinking feeling; the blood pressure, however, is raised. Bloodslt is a blood coagulant, liberating fibrin by refiex action. To think of it makes oneis blood run cold. RespirationsCausc-s the respiration to take the form of long drawn sighs and loud manifestations such as groans, accompanied by facial distortions, Nervous SystemsVVhen taken in moderate doses it is a limited stimulant, causing intermittent studious activity. In large doses it is a depressant. it is the best hypnotic we have. If taken frequently, Causes loss of memory and abolition of reHex action. SkineA diaphoretic, Gaming :1 cold perspiration to appear when an effort is made to assimilate it. Special Senses-mEfforts to introduce it by the auditory apparatus are of no avail, as it is immediately excreted by the other ear. It is a mydriatic and an irritant t0 the optic nerves. Toxicology 1e Acute Poisoning-Large doses have caused the most alarming symptoms, blues, lassitude, general malice, nausea; non compus mentus, and collapse followed by stoppage of the clock. TreatmenteTreat on general principles. Do not use a stomach pump. Give stimulants such as Wilsonts or Hunter's mixtures, but never hypodermically, as it wontt do any good that way. Chronic Poisoningels altogether too common, due to the large and frequent doses given by professors of 111ateria medica. It does not, however, act as an accm-nulative poison, as it does not require any effort to excrete it, but by repeated attacks upon the system it causes a general de- rangement. u; SymptomsewEntiz-e change in moral perceptions; the 5tudent will swear: he and Cheat during recitations, neglect his duties and his temperature undergoes a compietc change. thtc how these terrible symptoms resemble those of chronic opium poisoningj Most of the SymptomS of acute poisoning are also present. Mast of the symp- toms are subjective as the student tries to hide the nbjectipe symptoms from the examiner. TreatmentePrevcntive treatment, but t'thaHs up to the prof. ! Unless the size of the lesson is cut down, all treat- ment is hopeless, and, in severe cases, imlation in sanitar riums may be necessary. Therapeuticsw I Used generally for hfcuts? As a hpynotic it has no equal. and its effect is more lasting and difficult to shake off. Acts as a tonic by a peculiar indirect action, causing a desire for more air, thusl stimulating oxygcnosis. Given to stimulate the. action of the nerve cetls 0f the cerebrum 0f studious students, but should not be given often nor in large doses, as it will destroy studious habits. In passing it might be well to state that solutions of 75 per cent or over KRAATZ, '07 are necessary-in CanlS. What the Poor Man Told the Doctor MY DEAR DOCTOR; The term, Hdear in this case is not one of affeetiou but inspired by your bill of $72, which has just arrived. When I called you in three weeks ago you said that you would do me good. I thought you meant my health, not my pocketbook. You have itemized the statement, else I should be totally at sea as to what I am to pay for. You say thirty visits at $2 a visit, $60; for consultation with Dr. Cuttem, $10, and 111CdiCIrlCS;$2. Doei; it not strike you as a little unjust, doctor, to tax me $70 for talk and $2 for medicine? What I needed was medicine5 not talk. And'that consultation, for which I am asked to pay $10. You and Dr. Cuttem came together and thumped my chest 21nd felt my pulse ; Cuttem gravely pulled his; whisken and you seriously mopped the sweat from your bald head. uHets a sick man, said Cuttcm, and needs constant careft Then you two whispered together and departed. N ow before you were called in aind before Cuttem was called in I knew I was a very sick man. If I had been a well man I should not have sent for you But I must pay a ten spot for being told something that Lkuew before anyone else. We owe a great debt to medical science, I know, but there is no justice in trying to make me pay it. During the time that you made those $2 visits you smoked my cigars, ate the orange: that were placed at my bedside, put my Bowers in your button hole, carried away a box of 114 figs, and frequently Iunched on the delicacies that my fond and loving wife prepared for me. I made no objection to that, thinking, of course, that you would credit me with the price of the meals. Now you want me to pay you for eatiiig my food. The medicine for which you ask $2 consisted of a porous plaster and a bottle of linimeut. The porous plaster is stiltwith me, but the linimeut you took away with you on your last visit. I am expecting every day to have you come and tear the plaster from my back, It evidently costs money. to be sick. It is a luxury that only the rich can afford. A man has no chance of recovery nowadays, for he no sooner gets better than the doctor's bill gives him a relapse. I am goingrback to work tomorrow and the first $72 I get together in one lump is yours. I have worked for the last twenty-five years and the biggest sum I ever amassed in that length of time was $8. Your chances are rather slim, but as you frequently advised me: I'We must hope for the best and be prepared for the worst? I assure you that I was prepared for everything but the size of your bill. I see now Why you were so solicitous to have my wife and me ready for the worst. Yours deeply in debt, OWEN MOORE, It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth when you know you would he were you in his place. '- qgegovawgam 9' G9? 1;, 5 00,0 03ng ac v : ggti ghee .Wgo .gw- ea, 9 0 115- BORROWED WISDOM Laughter is the great lubricant of life, nJust as good is seldom as good and never just. True love is responsible for many follies and a few crimes. Love of popularity has put many a man out of the run- rung, It would be easier to be honest if it were pust as profit- able. It takes two to make a bargain and one to get the best of it. It is hard to save money when you haven : any left over to save. Any man who waits for something to turn up will have a lifetime job, Wise men makes hay while the sun shines, but fools make it by gaslight. A barber isn't necessarily an artist because he illustrates his stories with cuts. The way a boy gets disciplined is first to go to school, and then get married. 116 Seliishneas is the Horiginal sin. There is no poison like an ingrowing soul. Keep your promises in all things. The time to be care- ful is when making promises. Many a man is so crooked that his measure can only be taken with a corkscrew. The man who gets your balky horse will be laying for you and so will his neighbor. Few women are as good as they look and few men are as bad as they pretend to be. It is queer that when a girl has sunny hair She seldom has that kind of a disposition. You cannot dream yourself into a character ; you must hammer and forge yourself one. This world loves a peaceful man, but it always gives the right of way to a strenuous kicker. Most of a man's troubles are due to the fact that he does not keep enough of his thoughts to himself. In spite of the grafters and officeholders people continue to look clown on burglars and highwaymen. Think three times before you speak and the chances are you W1 . deCIde it is best to keep your mouth shut. L'I'l FUNeALLEG l AND REAL Instead of their annual passes on some of the larger railroads, those who have long enjoyed these favors are said to have received the following cards January Ist: THE SCRIPTURE VERSUS PASSES. 'Thou shalt not passf'eNumbem mm, 18. t'Sm'Fer not a mam t0 pass. -Judges iii, 28. T112 wicked shall no more passXJ-Nalmm 11, I 5. ttThoug'h they roar, yet can they not fva-sst-IM'. 7.1,, 2.9. He paid the fare and went. Jonah i, 3. A politician who was a trifle provoked over the antii pass order, suggested that the New Year cards be re- turned with this endorsement: HIt will be remembered that Shylock draws upon Holy writ to make a point in 'The Merchant of Venicefl and that Bassanic; retorts that IThe devil can quote Scripture to his purposef 'J Johnnie was very fond of watching his mother dressl One day, when she was brushing her hair, he exclaimed: nMamma, why does your hair snap so ?ll uBecause there is so much electricity in it,'l she replied. johnnie sat look: ing at her for a few minutes very thoughtfully, and then burst out with: ' VVhat a queer family we must be. Grannie has gas in her stomach, and you have electricity in your hair. I have a premonition Fl hoarsely whispered she, pulling out her first gray hair. HPremonition of what ? growled her husband, llA premonition that I shall dye to-night? 'tVVhy is a clock like a vain, pretty young lady ?' uI fail to see any resemblance. Why P WBecause it is all face and figure, has no head to speak of, is hard to stop when it is once wound up and has a striking way of calling attention to itself every hour in the day? A sign over the stairway of a New York factory build- ing reads: llGirl wanted to sew buttons on the sixth floor. Somebody suggested that the building inspectort in view of recent collapses, had ordered suspenders for floors that were likely to come down. A young bookkeeper recently, married, carefully laid down a piece of bread the other night, and said to his wife : .tI wish you could make bread such as mother used to make. The young wife smiled and remarked: thell, john, I wish that you could make the ldough' that father used to make. A hush as silent as death fell over the hou sehold. 117 e A GIFT. There was a young lady of Butte, Who thought herself very acute, That her suitor might praise her, She gave him a razor, Which suited her suitork hirsute. PERSEVERANCE. A eat in clespondency sighed, And resolved to commit suicide; He got under the wheels Of nine automobiles, And after the last one he died. A PORTRAIT. There once was an affable llar Who sat round and smoked an old briar; But his smile was so gracious And his heart was so spacious That everyone loved that old liar. A gentleman 0n the Rialto Saw a pretty peroxide contralto. In a timid and awed way She tried to cross Broadway, So he helped her across the asphalt, oh, FASTIDIOUS. A gentleman of Bucharest In the State's prison once took a rest. He said: llI dorft care For the plainness 0f fare; But truly I can't brook arrestf' PRUDENCE. Dentistil've iilled all your teeth 'that have cavities, sir. Mahoney-VVelL thin, fill tlf rist av thim too. Thin whiu thl cavities come the-Vlll be already filled, hlgohs! :18 e WOULD YOU ? He kissed me ! It was very wrong; For though his heart is warm and true Such right does not to him belong, I ought to punish him; would you? He kissed me! How was I to guess That he the daring deed would do? And till too late in words express My disapproval? Ah! could you? He kissed me! Heaven forgive the harm Our hearts in love'.Q glad raptures do! About me softly stole his arm- And IeVVould you have kissed him. too? l A TOAST. Let us eat, let us drink and be merry, And with never a thought of the gout, Let's forget every sorrow today, for tomorrow We'll have indigestion, no doubt. A DIAGNOSIS. With a frog in your throat and a flea in your ear And a bee in your bonnet, too, And an elephant on your hands, it is clear We mugt call it a horse on you. lst Bug Is this a grave yard, and are those tombstones? 2nd Bug-Yes, one of them ought to read WM: Rest at Last. THE COQUETTE. A pretty coquette, as so many men know, In love is a dangerous thing, For she always has 50 many strings to her bow And so many beams to her string. 119 SUMMER BORED. Some RuraI Rest? are run so slick, Town folks get taken in. And fmd the mosquitoes are most too thick And the mattresses most too thin. RURHLITY T was in the autumn of 1904 that there ap- peared 0n the streets of Cincinnati, 3. youth, fresh from the rural districts of the mouns tainous regions of West Virginia. 011 a cool October evening he alighted from a Chesa- peake 81 Ohio train at the Grand Central depot and after carefully scrutinizing the surroundings, immediately concluded he was in town. With a suit case in his right hand and with all the inward feelings of a city-brerl cheap and all the outward appear- ances of a green young man who had taken his. hrst trip on the cars, he sauiitered up to Fourth street. Here he be; came quite bewildered at the sight of the tall: stately magnificent buildings. They were so much larger than his grandpa's barn. He scarcely knew whether to cry or call mamma, but at this juncture a cop came to his fescue and told him to move on or some one would tack a sign on him. 0! Horrors, a real policeman had spoken to him. 011! such a cruel world, thought our dear friend, Mr. J M. Bradley, from somewhere, not yet on the map, in the State of West Virginia. Much frightened at the harsh words of thc copu and realizing that he had to move, he goes leisurely up Fourth street as far as Walnut where he takes another stand admiring the grandeur of the gigantic Union Trust building. Now this young man had been given much fatherly advice about taking in bad dollars, 110 buying gold bricks and having the satchel gag worked on him. But in his paroxysms of fright he forgot all about his advice and in his lonely and deserted condition anyone who spoke friendly to him was his friend. At this juncture a stranger came along and Hshark-like, taking in the situation, quickly accosted Mr. Bradley with this remark: Friend, thatls quite a large building they have over there.n Bradley: kiGosh! I should say so; that sure is a bouncer.h Stranger tsnickering tn himselD : llThe peculiar thing about that building is that it revolves once every hour, and if you wait here about fortyahve minutes you will see it. Bradley tgazing in open-eyed wondeij : HGee, I'd like to see it, but I can't wait that long. Stranger tconhdentlyk HYou just give me 50 cents and l'll slip over and Htipn the engineer and get him to revolve it now? Thereupon Bradley yielded to the wiles of the first shark. The stranger disappeared and Bradley waited one hour and a half and then concluded his tlfriendit could not find the engineer. The building is still intact and has not revolved yet, unless an earthquake has struck it since this article was written. Bradley says it was worth the price, as it probably saved him several dollars after that. WILLARD TO HIS QUEEN. hTwas summer time upon the beach, She strolled alonehher name was Lou. When smilingly he tipped his hat And then she knew by manner that Of girls he once had had a few, They loved each other in the drink, They loved each other on the shore, While silently she wove her net And vowkl sheyd ne1er let him forget, He Whispered to himself: hThere's moref That winten wed, she ruled the roost He 10ved her thus to let her do, And then he knew that thd he'd caught her Where he'd met her by the water, There, too, he'd met his water-Lou! FOUR EPITAPHS. Deep wisdom-swelled head, Brain fever-heh dead. hThe Senior? False fair onehhope Hod, Heart broken-heys dead. The Junior. Went skatinghhis said, Ice hit himhhehs dead. hThe Sophomore. Milk famineanot fed, Starvationhhehs dead. i:The Freshman? 9 COLLEGE DEFINITIONS. Commencement;'l'hc end. SeniorhOne who rides a pony in the race for sheep skins. PonyhA beast of burden used by students when traveling in unexplored lands. Fhmk-A process of changing from a three to a four years' course. TO OUR MERCHANTS. We don,t want to buy your dry goods, We donyt like you any more, Yorfll be sorry when you see us Going to some other store. You canht sell us any sweaters, Four-in-hands, or other fads, VYe don't want to trade at your store, If you wonft give us your ads. Sing a song of street cars, Seats all full mit chaps, Four and twenty ladies Hanging by der straps, V611 der door was opened Der men began to read All der advertisements About new breakfast feed. All der vimmen cussing Hopped from feets t0 feets, Bud der Muscilage Brothers Stuck fast to der seats. A jolly young chemistry tough While mixing a compound of stuff, Dropped a match in a vial, And after a while They found his front teeth and one cuff. Seniors born for great things, Freshmen born for small; Juniors not recordede Why were they born at all? What would she In say if she days saw girls 1 0 ng today with ago On skirts the six; clutched ties: you so tight- know. when 1y they G r a n d m a a 1 I went walkingr look 5 h e h e 1 c1 this her skirts so. Way? By a recent experiment it has been found that potas- sium iodide unites with sulphur tunder pressureL with the following reaction: K I- 1 -2 S-KISS Care should be taken to perform the experiment in the dark, as some of the material is explosive and the reaction is very violent. The meat we had last night, remarked the new boarder, ttwaa Overdonef' Well, it wonft be tonight, replied the old stagcr. nThink not P HSure. It,11 be done over.U tYes, 1165 living in Kentucky now, and he says 1165 delightcr 3, Huh! living in Kentucky. ttYou dOIft understand, he means hejs glad hets llvmg. I can't imagine anybody being delighted over n Doctor tinquiring of boy who had swallowed pennyt- How is the little boy today? Anxious MotherkNo change, yet. Herets where I lose ground, said the tramp, as he stepped into the bathtub. Lives there a man with soul so dead Who never to himself hath said, As he aimed at the tack and Missed the head. era! 1...! ! le! ! ! !-? Rejected t'Dukett-JtWell, I may be poor, but I once rode around in a carriage.u Sy111pathetic Claraet'Yes, when your mother pushed itf' The University of O. C. D. S. illustrated: First year emA Comedy of Errors. Second yearettMuch ado about Nothing. Senior yearettAllts Well That Ends Well.h To shave. your face and brush your hair, And then your Sunday clothes to weare Thatis Preparation And then upon a car to ride, A mile or two to walk besidee Thatis Transportation. And then before the door you smile, And think you'll stay a good long whileh Thatis Expectation. And then you find her not at home--- Thatis thunderation. HORRI BLY HORTICULTURAL. nShe was a peach, and the 'apple' of her father's eye; He resembled an animated iprunef but for her hand did try. Now papa thought they would not make a good tpairj So he handed him a tlemonf and he gave up in despair. ttWhen Willie t0 the circus went To spend his hardeearned pence, His little heart went pittcr-pat, For the excitement was in tcntsT Bradley tto waitery-t'Do you serve lobsters here ? VVaiterehCertainly, sir; sit right down? nDo you love me ?i said the paper bag to the sugar. tTm just wrapped up in youf replied the sugar. You sweet thing! murmured the papei bag. Quoth he, iiYour lips look red tonight? Said she, ttwell, yes, perhaps, 31m, papa, darling, thatis all right, Itis only from the chaps. HHc found his dinner very cold, He kicked with caustic vim, And when he started in to scold, She made it hot for him? HI thought I knew it all, But now I must confess, The more I know I know I know I know I know the less. uHow doth the busy Senior Improve each precious hour? By whispering airy nothings To every college flower? A pretty girl without a mate Alone on the ice; out for a skate; A tDent, pasged by, this girl to win, Stood out 011 the ice where it was thin, Took off his hat; made a low howe There is no ice where the tDeut' is now? uOn each end of the safe they sat in vain regrets; She had been eating onions; and he smoking Cigarrettes. EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS. He who inside his watch lid wear's His sweetheartys pretty face, 15 sure to have a time, for therek A woman in the case? HLittle boy, Box of paints, Sucked the brush, And joined the saints? 'iSidewalk. Banana peel, Old gent, Virginia reelf' MARATHI PROVERBS. God takes care of a biind man's cow. Gather with both haudS, spend With One. He took out his eyes, and his headache was relieved. Where the needle goes the thread will follow. A horse cannot be judged by his saddle, One bitten by a snake fears even a rope. ttl-Iow big is Rockefeller, pa, That people call him great ; Is he some Taftlike statesman, pa, Or mental heavy weight 3W Oh, me he's not so very broad, N01- yet so very tall; But man is measured by his wad: Thus John D beats us all. h 124 h. Dri Young Laxtt'yeriivwiere did the duke kiss you? Clara Pretty PlaintiffeOn the mouth, sir. Dr, Young LawyereNo, 110! You don't understand. I mean, where were you? Clara Pretty Plaintiff thlushiugj e111 his arms, sir. UNEXPECTED. The man who talked and the man Who toiled Began two tasks one day ; And the man who toiled, when the darkness fell, Had his work all cleared away. And he gloated oier the man Who talked ; But alas for the man Who worked! Next day they gave him the task to do That the other man had shirked. A farmer once called his cow ttZephyrf She seemed such an ambiable hephyr. When the farmer dreW'near, She kicked off his ear, And now the 01d farmeris much dcphyr. A little green Freshman, in a green little way, Mixed some chemicals up just for fun one day. The little green grasses now tenderly wave Oier the green little Freshmanis green little grave. Beneath this stone our baby lays He neither cries nor holierse He lived just one and twenty days, And cost us forty dollars, He: What is the difference between an egg and a horse ?'t She: I give it up, ' He: IiAn egg iu og-g, while :1 horse is a gee-gce. Sec? HHe sent his boy to college And now he cries, alack! He spent ten thousand dollars And got a quarterback.b He loved his Dinah dearly, And he sighed to her one night, ttDinah, could you love me ? And she whispered, HDinah might. In the cistern little Willie Threw his little sister Lillie. Papa missed his little daughter: Now they sterilize the water. BRIGHT YOUTH. Dr. Way, tsternlyyetIMaloney, you are late this morn- ing. Maloncy-itYes, sir. The snow and sleet was so bad that every step I took I slipped back two. Dr. Way- Tut, tut! What exaggeration! If you slipped back two steps for every one you took forward, how did you ever get here at all ?h Maloney tinnocentlyyePlease, sir, I started to walk homeU 17.5 HYour dues are due, the treasurer 'Observed to McAdoo. hPlease make no undue ado, sir, But do juat what is due, Your dues, I say, are Overdnee Undo the due dues, do!u FATHERLY DI SCIPLINE. She came into his study gently. t'tI hate to disturb you, dearehHe looked up-Iibut, it is after eleven and Dick haq not come home yet-andeit is the second time this week he has stayed out. I did not wish to speak to you-bute but a boy of seventeeneh She faltered. He was looking at her with a strange fixed expression. I understand. Leave him to me, I shall wait up until he comes inf IIDonit be harsh with himf she said, pleadingly. IIOh, I am 50 sorry I told you! Remember, he has always been such a good hoy-J, HMy dear, you have nothing further to do with this; I request you not to interfere. You had better go quietly to your room. I ask you to do soeI want him to find me here, when he sees fit to return to his home? She retired, with her mother heart anxiously beating, and waited until the click of a latch-key sounded in the street door. She listened, tremblingly-ready to rush 011th a penitent peacemaker. She heard: IIDiCk, is that you P , Yes, sir. ttls the dOg in the hall ?'I Yes, sir. HWelletum out the gas! Good night ! min $113 QBahen $utket t Down to DateJ How dear to my heart are the scenes of my childhood When fond recollection presents them to view; The orchard, the meadow, the dear tangled wildwood, And all the loved spots that my infancy knew. Yet one thing I can but recall with a shudder- I wonder I live now the story to tell: Of how I oft drank from the 01d oaken bucket, The germ-breeding bucket that hung in the well, How 0ft as a boy, when returning from working, I came from the meadows where long I had toiled, And seized the rude bucket where microbes were lurking, T0 drink of the water, unfiltered, unboiled! REFRAIN. I have caught typhoid, marasmus, 0r measles; I wonder that ever I lived to grow up, For using that unhygienic old bucket Instead of employing a sterilized cup. I thought it was sweet from the brim to receive it; The draught so refreshing could not fail to please; Ah, foolish I was, for I could not believe it; That water no doubt contained germs of disease. tTwas strange that in days of my earliest childhood The bells of the village had not toiled my knell For drinking bacteria out Of that bucket, The non-sterile bucket that hung- in the well. The old oaken bucket, the germ-laden bucket The death-dealing bucket that hung in the well. SOME DRASTIC QUESTIONS. Welre all aware that Anna Held Exactly what John Drew, But what weld like to know is just How much coin Kryle Bellew. Does Hackett cut the ice he did? Does Tony Pastor pray? If you canlt answer these, perhaps, Our old friend Edna May. Does Lillian Russell through her lines? ls Ciccy Loftus tall? 15 Sothern cold by nature, and When Primrose did he fall? IS Mansfield tract-able? If 50, Can he be called a plot? Would Goodwin be a bad one if Gillette him? Maybe not. But all these questions simple are Compared with this, to me: Was Mayerbeer a relative Of Mr. Beerbohn Tree? You must rock the baby, His mother sternly said ; Johnny got a lot of stonese Of course, the baby's dead. 127 There was an old maid in Peru Who thirty-One languages knew ; With one pair of lungs She worked thirty-two tongues; I don't wonder shels single, do you? Three is a crowd, and there were threee He, the parlor lamp, and she. Two is a company, and! no doubt That is why the lamp went Out CUTE LITTLE WILLIE. Little Willie wrecked a traine Many innocents were slain! Papa said, when Willie ran: What a happy little man! Little Willie put some poison in his papals tea; Little VVilliels papa died in great agony. Mamma sighed and looked quite vexed, Then she said: llDear, clear! what next ?ll Little Willie hung his sister; She was dead before they missed her! Little Williels full of tricks. Ailft he cute? Hels only six! I now take my pen in hand To tell the solemn fact to all: The night falls, but doesn't break, The morning breaks, but doesnlt fall. Else universal 1Dabit I saw her go shopping in stylish attire And she felt Of her belt At the back. Her walk was as free as a springy steel wire, And many a rubberneck turned to admire As she felt Of her belt At the back. She wondered if all the contraptions back there Were fastened just right-ltwas an unceasing care, 50 she felt Of her belt At the back. I saw her at church as she entered her pew, And she felt Of her belt At the back. She had on a skirt that was rusty and new, And didnlt quiteiknow what the fastenings might do, So she felt Of the belt At the back. She Edgetecl round while the flrst prayer was said, She fumbled about while the first hymn was read, 0, she felt Of her belt At the back. Jack told her one night that he loved her like mad, And she felt Of her belt At the back She didn't look sorry, she didn't look glad-h She looked like she thought, thell, that wasn't so bat, And she felt Of her belt At the back. '3 But-well, I donlt think ltwas a great deal of harm, For what should the maiden have found but an arm When she felt For her belt At the back? SeniorhllBill writes me that he will draw $100 per. Scrub- Per what ? Senior- Perhaps. E 03000 fraternitv nban W hat do we mean by a good Fraternity man P The answer to this is The Influence of Friendship,h The determination of the value of our friends depends upon the extent to which they have influenced us in the direction of higher and better thought and stimulated us to greater activity for the common good. The so-called good fellow is so often a man who is only good in the negative sense that he has not energy enough to do active wrong. We call him Hgood naturedU because he gives in to us at every turn, in every discussion. and is what Emer- sou calls a t'mush of concessionl This is not the friend we need or want. This is not the man who will ever do great good for us or for himself, and this, in reality, is the type of man which permits of the fiourishing existence of evil because he has not the stamina to cry out against it. To be good Fraternity men you and I must be active in good work, not passive. We must do the good things, think the pure, high thoughts; strive with all our might for cleaner and more healthy minds, and not really sit by and watch in passive submission the passing by of both good actors and bad one upon this stage we call life. If we would call ourselves good Fraternity men, then we must prove ourselves to be such, not merely by being agreeable, but by influencing as many of our brothers 215 we can to live upon a higher and ever rising plane of pure thought, clean life, warm affection, and thoughtful, gen- erous action. I say iithoughtful actiouii because so much of our so-called generosity is misguided, misdirected, and fails to accomplish a good end for the reason that the action of the heart has not had the guidance of the mind. Your heart and your reason must work together in close eo-operation, but your reason must always be the ser- vant and chief adviser of your heart. We often fail towards each other as brothers because we are afraid of hurting one another's feelings. This is misguided generosity. iTis true that if we can correct by gentle means, it is our duty to do so, and in fact we should cultivate an Hingenuity of gentleness? if I may use the term. But nevertheless we should look most keenly after one auotheris interests in the direction of progressive life. The indifferent man replies to us, itItis none of my busi- ness what another man does. Am I my brotherls keeper Most certainly you are! Most assuredly so! You were born into this world to be your brotherls keeper, and you came into this Fraternity, and swore upon your honor and your soul that you would be your brotherts keeper, and 110w you are bound to comply with this great Obligation and duty, not because you swore it, but because it is right. And just to the extent that you comply with this duty, just to the extent that you leave impressed upon your brothers of this Fraternity the mark of sincerity, the stamp of purity, the sea! of honor and nobility of purpose, so will you be considered and can consider yourself lta good Fra- ternity man.u I shall look baCk in future years to the friends I made in the past, or rather the friends who made themselves to me. But I ask: HWho are my friends ?i' Is a man a friend to me merely because he has been requested to join the same society that I have been asked to join, and has complied as I did with the request? Is a man a friend to me merely because he is in the same Fraternity as myself? No, gentlemen! he is only an acquaintance ; he is not a friend! he is not a brother until he realizes that my soul is in keeping, and determines to discharge the duties of his guardianship to the best of his ability. As he irn- presses me with the lasting things of life; as he stirs me to live in a higher sphere, and with a nobler purpose, and as he encourages that which he sees to be good in me, and diseountenances that which he sees to be bad and lowering, so is he my friend, and so will he stamp upon my heart the memory of him which no time can remove. He then to me has been iiA Good Fraternity Man? 12.9 e lDaIuabIe hints to the Eentiet There is just one way to receive a patient on his or her first appearance in your chair, whether your own patient or one just assigned to you, and that way is this: Give each a close, careful examination, go over every tooth, examine every piece of work already there, commenting favorably, if you wish on all the good work. Be very careful, how- ever, about expressing an opinion about any work there that might fall :1 little under grade, if in your judgment the work should be done over, say so without a long explana- tion of the lack of skill in evidence on the part of the person who did the work. If you can't keep still for the sake of charity and good will to others, then do it for fear you may adversely discuss a forgotten piece of your own work some- time. If lack of time allows no examination, only an ap- pointment, then place after the name to be examinch By doing this from the very start it will in time become second nature to you. Allow your patients to have the hand mirror; let them see for themselves all the various conditions found in the mouth. Many times they are not aware of decays, these being out of ordinary sight; the rehecting glass and hand mirror will ottentimes give them great surprise, If you do this they will never say you made holes in their teeth to hll. Sometimes we chafe under the advice, restrictions, ad- monishiugs of our teachers, our elders, 01' those over us. Teachers themselves are held accountable by others for the welfare and advancement of those under their charge None are 50 perfect but that counseling i5 needed, sometimes a shortcoming made plain. If a teacher frets under the watchfulness of those to whom he is accountable, he had better get out; so is it with the. student. Dorft hestitate to ask for help and advice. But above all things learn to go to your books. Go to your books. Let those four words sink deep into your brain. Don't sell your textbooks, thinking you are forever through with them when examinations are over. If you desire to be only 130 an ordinary commonplace tinker in dentistry, then forget you ever-had a book. If you desire good reputation, Sklll and good judgment, go to your books now, ter1 years from now, forty years from now; when you get mto practme indulge occasionally in a new book relating to your profes- sion, Don't attempt to read it as you would a novel, skun- ming ever it and then adding it to your library of has- beens. Go to it for advice. Letls back trade to our new patient again. When your examination is over, plan out your work; let it be your campaign. for so it is, your fight against destruction. Don't fear to let your patient know something of your plans. He will think more kindly of you if you do. Donlt let him see worry stamped all over your face. If you must distort your features through doubt and anxiety, go make faces at yourself in some tar-off looking glass. You will hnd it a good tonic for an adclled brain. Dont get the notion into your head that swaggering and horse play with more or less roughness about the patient impresses him with the idea of your manliness. You may not believe it, but I once saw John L, Sullivan, in the Pennsylvania railroad station at Pittsburg, pick up a frightened kitten as carefully as the most gentle woman might have done; in two minutes the little thing was purring on his arm. Here are a few SilTlplC don'ts, guideposts on the road to painless dentistry: Doult squirt cold water into sensi- tive cavities. Donlt play the end of the explorer around the vicinity of the pulp and ask if it hurts. Don't let your burs get hot. D0113; let your Chisels and excavators get dull. Don't work all the time on one Spot. Doult attempt much work in the presence of a highly inflamed nerve. Donlt forget that the patient can feel pain. whether you believe it or not, and so, dont continue producing pain when he indicates it, unless you canlt absolutely help it. When you are finally away from where assistance and advice may be obtained, please remember that nWhen in doubt leadlliuo, I mean tlgo to your books. El nbaae from a Diary fcbruary 5 186- brite and fair. there is a new thing amoung the boys in school it is a frattirinity a frattirinity is sumthing you belong to and cant tell about Fattyr belongs to it and Whack and some other fellers. me and Beany says we wont join it if they do ask us we think they are mean not to ask us i dont care. it is the sigmer zeter whitch is hebrew, the boys in it has to fite for eech other Beauty says he can lick any too of them and i can to. fehruary Io, 186- cold as time. i have joined the sigmer zeter gosh it is the greatest thing i ever dremt of we have secrets whitch we cant tell on pane of deth. Whack asked me to join and Boog was asked too B0053; was scared when they took him in i wasent. they all said let Beany join but i said no i clout think Beany will make a good frattimity man and i blackhaled him we must keep the frattimity se- lect. when anybody is fiting a trattirnity man i means a sigmer zeter man and he is about to get licked he can holler help and a sigmer zeter in distress and all the others has to help him lick the other feller. february 12 186- Beany he found out i blackbaled him and he cought me away from the sigmer zeter boys and we had :1 Fite i have promised to let Benny join. gosh the initiation fee is to dolers i dideut no how to get the money but Beany says he noes where there is a emty house and we wil go tomorrow nite and get some of the gashxchers which aint no use to anybody it being empty and sell them to get to dolers for me and Beany two. there is another fruttirnity it is cl 1: ee it hasent any chapter at our school it is nothing to sigmer zeter i would not speak to a d k e if i met him in the rode, february 27 1867the sigmer zeter is broke up it was this way me and Benny sold the gwhxchers and got four dolers for our initiation fee and father found out about the frat- timity and made me tell all about it and he went and saw VVhackk father audieech one gave us a licking rite before the school, I have to work to pay for the gashxchers i gess i would be to hisy to go to sigmer zeter any more if it waeent broke 11p. Dogmatism is merely puppyism come to maturity. Make your bed are. a coffin, and your coffin will be as a bed. Troubles are like babiesithey only grow bigger by nursing, The character that needs law to mend it is hardly worth the tinkering. Character Hies. lighter it is the quicker it goes. Yes, it has wings. and 0f connc the My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should he able to change her, like a bzmk-note, for two twenties. I never by chance hear the rattling of dice that it doesn't sound to me like the funeral knell of a whole family. TO discover the spots in the sun is to some men greater than the discovery of the laws that govern the sun itself. Honesty without sharpness in this world is like a sword without edge or pointevery well for show, but of no real use to the owner. There are fellows who go every day into billiarrl-romns to get their dinners, just as a fox sneaks into a farm-yard to look about for a fat goose. Married happiness is a glass ball-folks play with it during the honeymoon, till, falling, it is shattered to pieces; and the rest of life is a wrangle who broke it. I31 In their intercourse with the world people Should not take words as so much genuine coin of standard metal, but merely as counters that people play with. He Who in this world resolves; to speak only what is too good for the mass of mankind to understand, and will be persecuted accordingly. EPITAPHS. Mary Ann is gone to rest, With her head on Abraham! breast. liis a very good 1hing for Mary A1111! But kinder hard on Abraham. And be she dead? and 21m she gone? And is I left here all alone? Oh, cruel Fate, thou be'cst unkind To take she lfore and leave I 'hind! Reader, pass on, nor waste your time In bad biography 01' bitter rhyme; For ivhat I am, this cumbrotls Clay inaurex. And what I was is no affair of yours, Beneath this sod and under these stone: Lieth the body of Mary jones. Her name was Lloyd, it was not Jones; But Jones was used to rhyme with stones, Here lies the body of Betsy Bimi, Who was so very pure within She bust this outer shell of sin. And hatched herself a clieruhim, Tn the midqt of a stormy discussion a gentleman rose to settle a matter in dispute. and began: 'lGentlemen, all I want is common-seuse? llExactly, interrupted Jerli llthat is precisely what you do want, To miss a kiss TR more amiss Than it would be To kiss a miss; Provided, that The kiss you mlsa The miss- herself Kl'ould never miss. But if you try To kias a miss. Hrith whom a kis: ll'ould be amiss: Yould better alway MisS the kiss. w. Mary had a little lamb, She fed it kerosene; One clay it got too near the fire, Sinca then itl: not heuzine, liHow did you get up here P asked St. Peter. nI diclnlt send for youf' The much-battered man rubbed the dust from his eyes. I stepped in front of a racing automobile, and it sent me sky-high, he said simply, Admitted ! said 51. Pelcr, sympathetically, as he turned the key, - 133 There are said to he fifty thousand muscles in an ele- phant's trunk. Ti mml have been packed by a woman. They were making the usual round of exhibitionsi l'Ohf' he exclaimed, ildo lrmk at that beautiful 'ApOllO Ilelveclerel ! ll 'Fshl'3 she returned. llDon't say Idear' so loud, EV- cryhmly'll know weire just married? THE SENIORS LAMENT. l'lotheration and vexation! Why this fearful c0114ternation, This unusual application To great books of education? Wihy, in all this exploration, Can I find no inwiration That can Check my desperation? Will this strange, new obligation Serve to drive to dissipation All the Senior congregation Hf our Dental population? Oh Will succeed my declamation? , what added degradation XVhat shall be my explanation When the base insinuarion, Nay, the very allegation Shall get into circulation, That I Copied my Thesation? 134 l3S g h $$$$$th httghmmmmmm i idggggh ghhtrtisemmw HE following pages of this ALETHIAN are occupied by advertisements. These pages T should be fully as interesting to students and weii-wishers ofthe school and its enterprises, as any other pages of the book, and should be studied much more carefully. It is apparent that the college publications could not be issued without the patronage of the advertisers. It is apparent, also, that this is t'class advertising,H the value of which is questionable, and we trust that it is also apparent to every reader of this book that it is his plain duty to make these advertisements valuable; that he should patronize those who help the college publications, and not patronize those who can and should, but do not help us. I wish to extend to every advertiser in this book, warmest thanks and best wishes for his business success, in bchalf of our editors, and For myself as business manager bf this book. Sincerely, LEE C. GREENBURG, Business Manager I: 907 ALETHIAN whl36h t h h E $$$$me Bum! fnr dump- G u 35, 3? k 39 W. 5th 8'... t Inelnnau, 0. Mia gnlicit 190m wail EDtners Sanfl A. Crocker 8: Co. 21313111 mental anh $urgical Eepot 35, 37, 39 West Fifth Street Cincinnati, Ohio w: tam: tbs must :nmplztr Iinz of Emma! gupplizs in the Quest 35, 37 d: 33 West Fifth St, Cincinnati, 0. 137 v mth 8035' '1.wa 38463,. 6:! Thh Is nu- mm eon- 0 i1 n:nlenl IKrucM-l maria . Bend fur llescrlptim Clrrul-r. Sam'l A, Grucker E: 30., 36, a: z. 39 W. 511. 5L, Clncinnnll. 0. $B'10llfnal ?mmed $$Q Send f Z623 V Jammy 5m, 1397' e. Dunrlplive Chant . 9 $ Thehbgslgnlr Ion QR. g 3 Emma :I:m:.s E 9;- Sand for Delcripme Clreular. . :1 ME n- 7 .,;. 1. .i, 7- ' ' nulumm 1m End Chuck; - Sam'i A. Crooker E: 00., ll' Emil ' 1'Hce,Complan, .3de M-d Chnoh. uhuvk. 1am. SAWL A. BHDGKEH l: GIL, $1 37: 3'.- W Hm: SI , mclnnnu, o. THE DAYTON DENTAL JUPPLY C0. -- -- D - DAYTON OHIO HOUSE OF D F RlENDSHIP CEMENT $l.00 PER BOX. D F RIENDSHIP ALLOY $2.00 PER 02. Registered Trad: Malk D F RIENDSHIP TEETH $1.00 PER SET Publishers of Gbe D D. J -A Magazine for the BUJY DENTIJT. 50 Cents per year. INDIANA DENTAL DEPOT, 512:523 Newum Claypool Dullding INDIANAPOLIJ ESTABLISHED 1367 Having exceptional mail facilities, and our systmn being as nearly perfect as we can possibly make it, our customers can depund upxm immediate returns. MRS. W. M. HERRIOTT 3; SON. THe N0. 2 favorite Golumfiia GHair WITH IMPERI AL IMPROVEMENTS. Same raising and lowering devices as formerly. Imperial Columbia headres! having two ball and socket joints governed by one lever. Permits the most comfortable adaptation. Imperial clamping dtvicc governing inclining of back. Opens and releases back when four is pressui on lever; closes and lurks back when four is removed. Back locks automatically when lifted to nearer vertical. Similar devin- guverning tilting of L'hair body. Permits cxacr position desired for light and access. Absence of notches gives smooth motion. Imperial childk footresr; operated by dentist's Foot. At slight additional expense chair may be fitted with a Sanitary, readily removable rubber pad in place of carpet. This chair stands next to the. Imperial Columbia and i5 :xccllrd only by It. Easy terms; of your dealer. Ask him or us about it. THE RITTER DENTAL MFG. CO. ROCHESTER, N. Y. M 139 49,! i ++++++ +++++++ +++'$ wi- l ++'1 -i'-l--i--l- +++++++++++++ ++++++r1v+4 rlmlvk-i'++'b++ri 1 hb $++++++++++++ 4-+++4'+'k4crimw IV: I take EXTRA 'PAINJ' to please in Fit, Style and Workmanship. f Q90 S'EQAUS maker of menb clothes 19 W. SEVENTH STREET ;++++++v1u+-z-+-1-x-+MM++++++rx-+-t-;-+H ++-:1 1'+-F-ik++-5-++ Iv+++++$++-F$+++++'FFl' -.- +LIz-zwzwwu++++++++++++++M+M+M++++++MMMM-rww ++++++++M+M+++M+++++M+++++++++++vw+ ,k +++++++$++4 'Hr w++++++++++ Hum+++rxe+n1liwb+wkiu+++++++++ +++++++++++++'k++-Hr'+++rir$-k'kia$i+++$+++++++ 4 + i 33 Z WiONE. CANAL 1352 X LOUIS RINKENBERGER i 3 3: + -z- + e- + + + .3. z: ' ' 2: + e- 4. Q: E II E 1811 ate .7, + + 1? r!- .: ,g, 'r us- -.-' 4- + -;- + -:. '9 NINTH AND PL UM aSTeS. h. + 3: 0PP.UITY HALL CINCINNAIIV OHIO : z; 5:1 + -:- + r;- t ++++ttatd+++++++-I-+++++wa5 l-+++VF++RL-E L-1 a'+++$+++hii+'I-+++++v!'vf'+v!w11'++++++++ HWMAKini-tI--:nk-ASAIWP++$+$$$++$+4 ++ 149 +1 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ R++++++++ E RANK this Vulcanizer among our greater triumphs,-in the class with HRevelation Burs, the Automatic Mullet, W Porcelain Teeth, etc. As a mere vulcanizer it at least equals any other; superadded is an original device for opening and closing tht' boiler, which makes its handling a. pleasure. This pvrl'w-tvd devlcc: Is as simple as the alphabet. It solws all problems. A lever, ezlslly worked, lifts and luwers the lld,swings it away from the pot, holds- it clan 1' from dirt or grit. swlngs it buck to position, cunmm and clumps it. All these things it does eusily 11nd uuickIy:-u0 wux'h- time, no undue vx- ertlou. To capvn m- clusv this Vulcanlzvr you donVL have to loosen or tighten u nut, donw have m use- any sort or tool to pryon' thv lid. When the lid is sm-nted, it is seatvd exactly, The pot tun ln- set in him Junkvt-cullm' ln onlyone position,ut1d the lid must be. centered ovvr the pot herorv it can be closed. It is self-centuring; 50 FOB iil't' SUl't' that it is sw-ted und Lhe,1omt stcumtight vvery time. The pot is of svumlr-ss copper, with the rim burnished over the Pdgv 0! the collar and 111v side wall Tulrnishvd into :1 groove in the collar; no solder about. it. 'i'hv 11d carries thv usual 5:1 l'etywup, thurmomctur, and our wellrkuown hlowroff. Thv equipuwm conuiat of two wrenches, onv pot lifter, two tor Um-w iron Btur Iiaska onv mum packing. unv box 01' surety cups, one box of soup- .slomn with gas, alcohol, 01' kemscnu burner us or'dvrud. PRICES. 2-Case Vulcanizer for Alcohol or Gus ........... $25 00 2-Cuse Kerosene . . . . . ........ 26 50 3-Case Alcohol or Gas ,. . . . . . . .. 27 00 3 Case ' Kerosene . . . . . . ........... 28 50 The S. S.White Dental Mfg. Co. Philadelphia New York Boston Chicago Brooklyn Atlanta Rochester New Orleans Berlin Buenos Ayres Toronto ++-Pi'+++'i4++ 14'+1 +++++++++++++++ $++ +++ +++++++++++ $++++++++ $$$+++$ $+$+++J--P+++++++-l'++++++ -14I +++++i++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++V+rb+++++b++dvk+$++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 4 +++ + X THE S. 8. WHITE VULCANIZER Patented November 15. 1898: July 17. 1906 ++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ x++++ MALLARD PORTABLE DENTAL CHAIR HOLDS UP COMPLETEL H Best and Strongest on Earth. No Weak Ropes or No Cheap Work. Chair elevated and lowered by cogs. Acljussmhlca hull and. sockrt llF'Hd rest. nghegt position, 38 inches; lowest, 16 Inches. Rammed and adjustable while occupied. Li ht and guaranteed in every wny. Mahogany 0r oak fluish. em-her sent, back. and head rest. PRICE ONLY $18.50. Nickel Plated Spilloon and Attachment 5150 fexlrn'. BEWARE OF IMlTATlONS AND ACCEPT N0 SUBSTITUTES Sold by all Dealer: and by Mallard Portable Dental Chair P. O. Box 324, ATLANTA, GA. STEEL FRAME CHAIR mam ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++4'M++Ii'd'+++'ki l'+i-++++++++++++++ +++++$$M++++M31 3; + -I- + II- + r1- -I- Ii- : l: 5 ' m k z + a- + tt i rank GOftOH b ,t a ct E r '1- 2 Men 5 $utfttter : 2 I!- + :2 + ' FF + F? + '6 + + + + + 1+ z 2 i RACE AND SIXTH STREETS : ;, z + l!- 3+++++++++++++ JFM-+++vP+++++-F+0F++4vF$++++++++++++++++++H+++++ ++++++++$$++$$Hi.++++$+J-+++J-++: ... ,41 HIS cumpany sells directly to 01 docs THE HARVARD HIGH LOW mydraulim Dental Chair, Cabinet and Fountain the dentist hence can and give more for the muney than would be possible if sold through combination dealers. 0 NE HALF of all the modern dental chairs and two thirds of all the modern dental cabinets in the U. S. are Harvard: aggrm gating in value 52.500.000.00. anal Pusxtion Anazslheuc Wide Backward Kill MODEL OFFICE Artistic, durable, luwes! chair made, vertical range 7.0 inches, positions :35in ubtaincd and rigidly maintained, most convenient for operator and comfortable for patients, HARVARD CHAIR QUALITIES. Se mi for Catalogue. THE HARVARD CO., Canton, 0. Narrow w Fountain are most artistic and have a convenient place for everything J. H. SHIELDS. D. 0.5. Gen. Agl. 8l5 College Ave., BEthhgton, 1nd. :43 Telephone, Main 2984 429 RACE STREET 33$ J. Albert Jones ??EHFWET Sepia . Platinum; i and Specnal Rates to Black Schools and A SPECIALTY Clubs 144- Smoke SSNADA 10 Cents MICHAEL IBOLD MAKER S. W. Cor. Ninlh and Ceniral Ave. G. W. SEIFRIED Qiulh amh Svilurr Erfmrr Aasagrr nnh gnmm Snmltrr We reline dental sweeps. scraps. dust, etc. We sell gold plate, solder, clasp metal and platinum plate. Office : Works : 5 West Fifth Street I20 Lonnworth Street CINCINNATI, OHIO DIAMONDS WATCHES SILVERWARE JEWELRY CUT GLASS 4.09 RACE STREET, CINCINNATI, O. .45 TeL 2514 Canal W. W. and J. w. Cmthera.. Prom. WHITE CLOUD M 3tritt12 jfimtwilaaa Work Offices 2 722 Vine St. and 412-414 W. Bill 5!. CINCINNATI, O. MILTON FRANKEN wharmacist mam Carries all the necessities of the Dental Student as required by the College. Also a complete line of useful presents. Cor. Eighth and Central Avenue Cincinnati Dental Supply Co. DEALERSIN mental amppliw ant: Especialtiw Rooms 36-37 Glenn Bldg.. 5. W. Cor. 5th and Race Entrance on Race Slreet Instruments and supplies required by students carried in stock Not members of the cumbination U. P. JAMES 45070113211217.- HANDLES ALL MEDICAL AND DENTAL WORKS REQUIRED BY THE DENTAL COLLEGES. -.. 127 W. Seventh Street 5W 55d; CINCINNA' TI, OHIO bet. Race and Elm Street BUSSES 527 WALNUT STREET l4 Barbers 10 Bath Rooms BUSSE'S DRY HONE keeps your razor always sharp and makes shaving a. luxury. 145 BILLIARD AND PO0L HALL Zhris. Bollmevcr N.E.Corner Court and Cenlral Ave. CINCINNATI, O. CHOICE WINES, UOUORS, BEER AND CIGARS. Phone Canal I25l-X FOR YOUR NEXT SUIT OR OVERCOAT SEE Edw. A. Hesselbrock 8 Co. dtailurs for young 9931 W COLLEGE TRADE A SPECIALTY Special Rate: to Student: Room D. Palace Hotel 2d Floor. Entrance 0n Vine St. CINCINNATI. OHIO Phone. Call 922 Let Me Be Your Tailor FRED. H. VUNDEHHEIDE mjant .. allot .. N. W. cor. Mk 6? John Sls., CINCINNATI. 0. Suits. $20.00 Up Pants, 4.00 Up Telephone Canal1454 X Special mention paid m cleaning and pressmg students garments. Groenlandk Pharmacy N. W. COR. ELM AND NINTH STREETS iDrugs, themicals ann mails! Articles Special attention given to the wants of Dental and Medical Students' Supplies I47 a- r uuwmuu swnuyy to WW a 3 3 IiIionestrGoods! : : Prices RIGHT! We Sell Dental Gold and Solders We Buy Dental Gold, Scrap and Filings 94 Kt. Gold Plate any gauge $1.05 per dw . 24 Kt. Gold tFoil, 550.3 $1.00 per dwt. 22 lt IE H Li H J.GO iu H 22 5E Scrap 788 $$ 55 20 It H n n u. .92 n u 20 u u 80 U h 13 H n u u s; .85 u u 18 H u . '72 u H 22 ll Gold Solder 1.00 Filings from .50 to .70 ll ll 20 H ;A $: .90 SI ll . 18 u u u .80 u u Platinum Highest Market Price. 16 i- u 63 ,70 n u If you want the highest price, send to us. We have threealloysof 2'2 kt.pl.ate: red,medium If our offer does not. meet with your approval and y3110w. In orderingplease stuteyour preference. we will return your shipment in the same con- Goods sent by mail will be at purchaserls rial: ditlon as When it reached us. Give us a trial, unless remittance includes cost'of registration. you will be pleased. Our Gold is Rich in Color Our Price is Right Because the quality is full 22 carats fine. Because, being manufacturers, we save you the middlemanls prolit. Because it is made of the. Pure metals Our Jo'ders Are Positively the 395? scientifically blended. And after one trial you will use no other. wav$www All the Cow used at the College is our product. CQincinnali Qold and $13991: Refinin$ E230. Office: 523 Elm Street Works: 2257-2259 Eastern Avenue CINCINNATI, OHIO wosa 3 E 3 3 3 3 3 ' It Works Perfectly ; 3 3 3 L woww s45 wuwwwwuwymw Asm'o swqu H .43 .h Browning, King 8: Co. Time, Bother and Money UR EXPERIENCE shows us that mute and more men each season abandon the custom tailor fur the well-made, well- Fming suit, ready-to-wear. Whilc they save money, that isn't the whole marten Q1 . They save time and bother. u? '9 And they lose nothing in style or quality. Suits and Overcoats $15.00 to $40.00 Fiflh and Race Streets, CINCINNATI, OHIO Broadway at 32nd St.. New York: Flctory Cooper Square Patronize the Bakery across the street m sggg: SIGMUND ADLER Successor to STOTHFANGhS Sdnnuunctmmt brawn 1907:08 abs van fnsmn $13001 of wanting Ilnfurmat Errzptinn mm: 9130111182 QEbzninu, humming inmt abnnnay in EDttuhz: II mribatt 1855mm at chaiDtnte, H14 Elam: Strut, 21mg Mien: unsung anti JT-rinag theninga Glass thug mbursuay ann $aturnay QEhminga DENTAL SIGNS GREG. G. WRIGHT 8g SON 112 AND 114: OPERA PLACE LONGWORTH STREET Just West - uf Kat: BRASS SIGNS r49 m 7796 Smith -K 5155072 Co. nVarsity 57.9065 for Men S gills: .9 $ 3. 5 0 Leigfers We have beyond question the best line of $3.50 shoes on the market. The best proof is in the test. Why not try them now. The latest models in widest variety now on exhibition. mmmTHE TOOTH-PICK RACE STREET, CORNER FIFTH PICTURE FRAMINGn Fine Candies Soda Water IS OUR BUSINESS 1' Will frame your Graduation Diploma for $1.50 Or your Frat 90:10am 1.25 E 0 Pi 3 b 1' lg '10. HUBER 60; Race Street CINCINNATI, O. Phone. Main 3022-X 5 ARCADE - 150 +++++++++ +++ +++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++$+++++i++++$ +++$+++++++++++++++++++++++++$ Dress Suits and Bostumes BECK OF ALL DESCRIPTIONS GARFIELD PLACE NEAR VINE D++++++++++++ ++O O+$++ +++$+++++ +++++++++++++h++++ +++++++++++++++++++++$++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ + + ++ ++++++ +++++++++++++++++++w++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ r-+. H O E N CD a 111' qudjertisers ! +++++$+ ?+$++ ++++ ++++++ + +++$$+$+++ ++ ++ +?++?++++++++++++++++++++ $+$$$ ++++ .- 15; . + + ++++++++++++++$+++++i++++0 +++++++++++++++$+++++++++ +++++++++0 0+++++++++++++++++++ e++++++++ ++++ t 399 :- .V . W , 4 , WW m, ., gggwm W 5: Vrmgymvwgfx ?gx GEO. WESLS mental qumltw Manufacturer of Favorite, Brands of Gold Foils,White Amalgam, Vulcanite Rubbers, Pink Wax, etc. 80lu2-3-4-5 Andrews Building. 3. E. Cor. Fifth and Race Sts. CINCINNATI, 0.